/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76442260
The real gamble was baking before going back to sleep, ganbare /jong/.

>>76443087
Sleep well anon

>>76442215
What are the ranks of the other two dudes and what was the answer?

>>76443474
The right one is Ms3 and left chick is Ms1

>>76443474
9m was the answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyK9yKngEH8&t=1611s

>>76442215
Cheeky deranker.. Needs ronning..

>>76443448
Why is Crow so profoundly breedable?

SEX with OLDER WOMEN

doko

Not sex with mikoanon!

>>76443603
I really like the other chicks voice. Is she groomable? She sounds built for mahjong mommy sex

I support the arrest of yuzus and their internment in labor camps.

http://poal.me/njs2xd

the jannies hate implied necrophilia didnt even show genitals or coitus

>>76449295

https://files.catbox.moe/8jvt5j.jpg

tw: lovin' a dead dizzy no bobs or vegen and everyone has their clothes on

why are you here, pipkun?

I choose to believe that he jongs and didn't just get the wrong thread

>>76449295
>>76449393
Pipkun, explain.

>>76449449
He really took the stylistic criticism to heart, this is positive pipkun character development.

>>76449599
I think the only thing that needs explaining is the third panel, fish would probably just tell her "do a flip man"

sorry fellas and filies, i sausage fingered my phone. pretend it's not there

>>76450172

I just wanna know why he was here in the first place.

>>76450386
has pipkun secretly been playing jong with us this entire time?

I didn’t think something this earth shattering would happen to /jong/ today…

A potential OC slave has been identified

>>76447449
She's cute and my favourite 774 but ever since the redesign it's not the same...

Pipkun would've given us kino league OC, why didn't you draft him?

>>76450837
We should hold a trial by combat and draft pipkun

>>76450637
And what is that?

>>76450172
draw some qb comics

Hes so fucking BACK

Mid-day jong Majsoul Friends Room 60269(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=60269
I swear I'm not a masochist who comes here just to end up in 4th all the time

>>76455640
You always post rooms when I’m at work, anon…

jongless
>>76455944
my bad. These are my days off

>>76455640
Closing the room to go play some ranked

>>76458296
Worst timeline

https://www.twitch.tv/archia_basil
how do you win games in mahjong?

>>76458296
now I missed the other lunaito

>>76461234
I'm starting to think we just have one with schizophrenia, I've never seen any of you in the same game

So how does jong queue work for ff14 data centers? How many toons would I need for global coverage?

>>76455322
he wouldn't do another bean game would he? it was painful last time

Late day jong Majsoul Friends Room 96357(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96357
>>76461234
Lets start now

>>76464671
lets goooo

>>76464476
It would've been fine if he was just deadpan through the entire game and ended every sentence with nyaa, the west extension really didn't help

>>76464671
full

Lunaito why would you ?!

>>76464671
WJ~

>>76464671
well jonged, lunaito on lunaito violence is a serious issue

>>76466927
Lunaito is the wolf of the lunaito

The lunaito v. himebeat civil war has started

why do we have 2 lunaitos?

>>76468273
we have 3 supposedly maybe 4

>>76468371
An entire table's worth?!

>>76468273
>>76393169

I made 90% of Luna oc on /jp/ in 2020

thats it, im ranking

>>76473943
Thanks for the notice anon

>>76473972
this is a good night to watch i dont remember how to play mahjong

>>76474544
you better be losing, last time I logged in to watch someone they got a cool cat

>>76475456
im currently in last

USPS lost my fucking package and I started vaping to quit smoking jong! With anons!

Majsoul Friends Room 47520(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=47520

>>76476325
sorry i was afk

>>76476325
I was making OC and missed the jellyjonger room...

>>76476623
It was you! You must have stolen my package! >_>

>>76476694
you're not getting it back until you shadowrealm me :)

I had two of the dora... and anons still wouldn't give me the win...

>>76476856
Maybe I should skin you alive for luck, furry-kun?

I have a pon addiction. I'm sorry.

>>76476325
>I started vaping to quit smoking
What you vaping?

>>76477693
Cherry watermelon juice. I love watermelon!

>>76477947
Surely you wouldent, right?

Flow is having quite a sense of humor today

>>76478012
I love her singing, but I don't really watch her or anyone else nowadays.

I had a 347p wait...

>west

>>76480869
>west 4

>>76481092
>west 4 honba 1

>>76476325
gg, thank you for the Chun jellyjonger!

I hate you ikemen-kun. Your character is very cute, though! Totally my type.

>>76476325
well jonged

ggwp, missed joining this place's rooms

>>76481834
>Totally my type

>>76481834
gae

>he queued

god i feel so fucking retarded playing

>my team is hated more than you guys

>>76483689
>one of us is on it
what the fuck did your team do

>>76484264
as far as I know, exist

>>76484320
understandable, just get everyone on your team to 20 second ron every hand to make it deserved

the friendlies menu looks so different now, i hate change!

>>76481834
>my type
I knew you were Pippa

>>76485487
>the rrats were true

>>76485487
Jellyjonger is much better than Pippa.

>>76481834
is jellyjonger...a woman?

>>76485957
Women do not exist.

>>76481834
take this poal
http://poal.me/njs2xd

>>76485957
They better not be.

Doragon jonging

>>76489605
>not live
He hates us

>>76490984

>>76491007
whom'st?

>>76491035
Sio's reincarnation who barely plays mahjong anymore

>>76491088
:(

>>76489605
>>76490951
Shut up, I wanna die.

>>76491168
>he didnt hit his suukantsu

>could've discarded the 9m to make 8m a pair in East 2 to build towards riichi, tanyao, pinfu, dora 1
>goes for the single tile wait riichi dora 1 instead
interesting

>>76491519
The south was dora.

>two closed kans on a damable suuankou

>>76492463

>>76492674
Although revealing 4 dora might scare everyone into folding so you could tsumo. Or it might make them play faster to end the round

>>76492784
That was the idea yeah. And honestly given the 4 dora I'd have been fine ronning it.

>>76468694
This is a really cute luna

>>76468694
>>76494496
ArgentiNAAAAAAAAA

Thread death approaches

Hold the line while i sleep

Also deer sex

Underage sex

Goodbye /jong/

>>76496985
see you later! i hope :c

Hello /jong/

>>76497361

>>76497361

/jong/ is dying

Our userbase is fragmented and scattered. League has ruined us.

>>76497361

RC-bros, they're laughing at us...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQdAVMtpjE

>>76501636
>deleted

I'm killing /jong/ RIGHT NOW!

aesthetic

the OC mines are dark and quiet

>>76506246
I grinched them yesterday

If we have so many 1views, where are all of our mindbreak tilt queue streams?

>>76508232
I'm watching one right now

>>76508300
But that's an /mjg/ one, I want mindbroken /jong/ anons.

>>76508353
I'm not sure we have anyone who reaches that level.

i like my jong mindbreaking to be in solitude

>>76508353
Deranker is probably that mindbroken, but he doesn't stream his adventures

>>76508677
I don't think he could queue as much as he does if he got this mindbroken 3 games in

>>76509293
He does keep chugging away at the ranked no matter the setbacks

Sex with mikoanon!

>>76509821

this mindbreak stream makes me actually want to play ranked

>>76508232
Sorry I don't stream so you wont get my mindbreak queueing

>>76508232
I never shill myself here but I had a pretty bad one a couple of weeks ago. No screaming or yelling, just defeated

>>76499158
I though League got a bad reception?

>>76513299
only the initial announcement

doko...

>>76515201
koko

ron

go for sanshoku today youll tsumo that shit every time

>>76508232
I just stream for fun. so like once or twice every few weeks.

>>76518407
you have no power here, miko jong slut

>>76518407
the curse miko...

>>76518407
>>76518827
Which one of you is the slut?

>>76518407

>>76519553
That's what you get for not believing in my power.

>>76519608
Sex with mikoanon and dark mikoanon!

A warm room to protect you from the rain Majsoul Friends Room 42754(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=42754

A warm room to protect you from the rain You didn't see that Majsoul Friends Room 52651(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=52651

>>76521434
You didn't see that

>>76521434
2/4

>>76521434
3/4!!

>>76521434
Started :)

>>76521434
wj

>>76521434
ggwp, was a rollercoaster of emotions long time no see lol

>>76521434
wj

>>76521434
Wj! Sorry for the last dora lol
>>76524061
It was a nice surprise, happy seeing you here :)

>>76524117
Same! Was dealing with menhera but feeling a bit better now, will post more often

>>76524422
Good to hear you're feeling better! Whether it's this thread or another, have fun :)

>>76525314
Thanks man, same

>>76508232
Mahjong streaming is easy. Just do it.

RATE THE DORKPIRE
RATE THE QUESTING
RATE THE ROOF RATTING

Was the Chromu/marimari/Rezuul jong collab tonight?

>>76527269
>easy
Easy you say? EASY!? yeah, it's pretty easy if you aren't doing other things with it

>>76528709
>Was the Chromu/marimari/Rezuul jong collab tonight?
Yes, the only reason I remember is cause I'm worried Pippa is skipping Katawa for it.

>>76528877
>Pippa skipping Katawa for it
To watch or participate?

>>76528709
>RATE THE DORKPIRE
Good mood considering the throat hort. Feel a bit bad for her since she really enjoys streaming so her having to cut it short for her is a bit unpleasant for her.
>RATE THE QUESTING
Cant believe she died to a monk 10 out of 10
>RATE THE ROOF RATTING
150+ runs on the course 2 hours after she unlocked it.....

>>76529019
my thought was her being there but not streaming her pov like she tends to do, but that does not matter anymore

Tileman News:

No dying jong I have a ratepost to do for a retard collab tonight.

>>76533232
1 of circles because it needs to go for you to make all tanyaos

qb liked my tweet, cya vigins

https://litter.catbox.moe/gpd06p.webm

Found out how the Yuzu is getting into my walls.

>>76533232
fuck off I'm not going to sakigiri the 5s as dealer with 2 dora, this is 2s maximum acceptance

>Perfect riichi tenpai
>Exhausted draw
Why is it always like this?

>>76534757
Just don't suck.

>>76528709
What time is the collab?

>>76537112
I have no clue I could have sworn he said it was today but I must be mistaken.

>>76537297
I think he said it was saturday on the stream he announced it, I assumed he meant burger saturday and not his saturday though

>>76537373
But it's Friday in burgerland right now...

>Fucked out of another suuankou
I fucking hate this game.

>>76538114
You have to stream and get streamer luck going.

>>76539195
but all the streamers are derankers

>>76539334
Us non streamers are derankers too

>>76539910
when will this jong recession end?

Majsoul Friends Room 24329(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=24329

>>76540152

>>76540437
Majsoul Friends Room 13579(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=13579
kicked me out for some reason

Huh, can't say I've won a game cause someone else got a yakuman, yet here we are.

>>76540804
it's not that uncommon in shan'tma

>>76540585
2/4...

>>76540949
3/4...

>>76540585
14

I need more friend slots...

>>76541816

>>76541816

>>76541816
Just purge the weak like I do.

>>76542043
I can't believe doragon removed Pippa....

>>76542218
She and jellyjonger are exceptions.

>>76542258
JELLYJONGER IS PIPPA

didn't want your 5's anyway

we lost a yuzu

>>76543996

>>76543996

>>76544160
slut

>>76544209
says u

>>76540585
wj

>>76544497
ggs internet got rough for a while there

>>76540585
wj

im tired. jong. with anons. yeah?

Majsoul Friends Room 93817(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=93817

>>76546721
the jellyjonger

3/4 btw

WTF is this new UI

I had the right hand shape for my first yakuman... and you anons didn't let me win...

I feel like god is trying to tell me something here...

I did the kubi thing but it worked out in the end.

>>76546721
3/4 again

>>76546721
WJ I skipped ron on you jellyjonger, you better come back soon.

>>76546721
3/4 and once again ryanpeikou proves to be a cursed yaku

well jonged. im tired. im gonna go sleep now, good night!

>>76550056
sleep well, jellyjonger

>>76550031
thank you, dragon-loli-kun. i am grateful for your mercy. may you derank and get ronned for the next hundred years. ramen.

>>76550246
Ah, alright, damaing you next time I see you, fucking brat.

https://poal.me/l4zlrs

>>76546721
3/4

>>76550439
I voted for literally everything that is currently on the poal with absolutely sincerity.

Nina is 2 fourths away from deranking again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSKgO6bjunY

I wish I could grope nina and slide my cock along her slit until I can't take it anymore and rape her

>>76552567
for some reason i thought she was m1

>>76546721
wj

>>76546721
WJ, I'mma watch a movie with my littlesisterwife.

>>76546721
well jonged~

>>76546721
well jonged

Thread death approaches

I still haven't bothered to try the client.

>>76557936
Im not ranking again until you start stalk streaming

>>76558219

Mjg league was a conspiracy to kill jong and youre letting them win

>>76559216
Pippa is currently killing jong with a stream going well over her usual time on twitch.

>>76559606

I've been playing Diablo 4 the last 3 days

>>76561049
The new season is fun.

>>76559216
No one is doing anything to do with the league though, we are just dying independently.

>>76562680
I did my mandatory emote edit and then failed to find any clips to use

Jong/PCG Sea of thieves crew when?

I spy with my little eye, a ranking doragon.

>>76559606
That god damn bitch.

When are we all going to play pre-bb MapleStory

>>76565994(me)
Watching him play scares me...

>>76567539
same

Is there something up with his playstyle that's out of the ordinary?

He pushes like he's Akagi

>>76567618
He's just super fucking aggro, I think I could count on my fingers how many times I've seen him fold.

>>76567618
he just pushes scary shit and holds scary tiles for way longer than I'm comfortable with

okay?

>>76567721
It's sorta antithetical to the standard way of playing in that you'd much rather avoid losing.

>>76567935
I don't give a shit, you kekspert coward

>>76567979
I'm not bad mouthing him, I've seen real high ranks with like 50+% call rate and high deal in, its just a high risk high rewards playstyle. He's also is a bit handblind when it comes to purely better discards.

Stalkers...
>>76567655
I'll take that as a complement.

>Seal clubbing m2 nyagger in gold emote spamming
Huh.

>>76569784
Its my alt

>>76569873
You sure?

Live!

I shan't

theoretically, I could abuse my position as captain to get people to play with me in non mahjong games right?

I'm not playing League.

>>76571809
what kind of games?

>>76572083
Oh you know, games
>>76572044
Not that one

jongcraft server when?

Find a pre-bb MapleStory private server and I will join it

Play Battlerite.

>>76572335
HAHAHAHA no.

Nope

>>76572399
It's a good game, I want it to not be dead anymore.

>>76572439
No, I'm not playing it, a friend of my was obsessed and was one of like 10 people playing it a few years ago.

>>76572482
Your friend is based and good game pilled.

>>76572548
He was a sperg that played nothing but ranked.

This thread is not long for this world

This thread should sign a DNR. Your inability to it it peacefully pass on is sickening and an affront to god.

I guess I’m baking

New bread
>>76575685