/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Schejewel:

We love to fuck rocks here.

We GTA now

>FILF CHSR
kek

We love to snort rocks here

>>76460996
yesu

Biboo loves to do speed here

KAELAAAA

Biboo gets addicted to speed and immediately finds her way to the wrong side of town.

What's a whale's favorite DBZ character?
Goku

>>76461119
Hahaha! I don't get it

>>76461085
And now shes trying to steal cars
Whats next? Offering beepjobs for rocks?

>>76461150
Did you think I might have said Krill-in?

>>76461177
i'll beep you up carlos

>>76461177
Alright, that's a good one

>that's OK N...

Snorting Biboos candy feet

>spitting orca facts
She's been talking to Mumei

>>76461274
No

>>76461167
huh, today I learned
https://www.iflscience.com/in-1987-orcas-had-a-fashion-of-wearing-a-dead-salmon-as-a-hat-69542

>>76461274
Orcas are cool!

>>76461290
What's wrong with Mumei?

>>76461323
You know what's wrong.

Last time i saw a dolphin doing something with a fish was using it as an onahole.

>>76461360
tism?

>>76461380
me too lmao

you guys hear that thing about microplastics being in everyone's testicles?

>>76461380
Mine was that one comic with Gura (a fish) and a dolphin. I think Ina was there too

>>76461323
It's the local schizo

>>76461435
M
umei is the local schizo???

>>76461405
Yeah, doesn't matter to me. I'm not getting laid regardless

>>76461405
Microplastick these nuts in your mouth AYOOOOOO.

>>76461475
AYOOOOO LMAO

>>76461405
Link?

>>76461475
lolmao

god please deliver me from this writing

This is my favorite character in the game

>>76461380
Such a charming webm and some people still think they are just lame sharks, especially when oversized Dolphins (Orcas) spook even great whites like nothing else in the water

I love her accent kek

>>76461475
AAAAUGH

>>76461405
What are the implications of that anyway?

>>76461488
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2024/05/22/1252831827/microplastics-testicles-humans-health

>>76461526
well they are also incredibly cruel, playing with porpoise to death , carrying dead fish on their head, it was probably more of a symbol of status and pride than being cutesy

>>76461568
There will be a rise in the birth of plastic babies

What is this drama kek

>>76461568
We're going to give birth to a race of lego minifig people.

>>76461671
speak for yourself, I'll be spawning bishoujo cunny scale figures

>>76461274

>>76461723
yeah, enjoy it while my lego minifig fucks your cunny figures lmoai

>>76461568
>>76461723
Where do you think all these fucking acrylic stands come from?

>>76461568
they dont know but there's a good chance it fucks with fertility

>>76461446
Yes

I'm sad there's no reaction to him killing you.

>>76461814
Yagoo is planting plastic in our BALLS
TO MAKE MERCH

Biboo is a sick f**k

>>76461868
Thanks, Yagoo...

>>76461584
I'm balls deep in plastic all day anyways, it's not much of a difference if the plastic is deep in my balls as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km_1NMUHjfA
GIVE EM THE SNIPS

>>76461820
Oh no... Anyway

>>76461568
No one knows yet
Probably a reduction in fertility across the board and cancer.
The bigger issue is how it affects ocean life. But it is what it is.

>>76461766
I can’t wait for Biboo 3D so we can get images like picrel

>bursting...
Oh my

>>76461966
I care more about my balls than the ocean

umami more like urmama haha gottem

CNDEEZ NUTS

>>76462077

F

F

This game is pretty funny

oh god i love memes

That laugh kek

>>76462282
I LOVE that laugh, holy beep

Beeping meme game

>>76462259
Sad thar she could’ve been playing Bloodborne but Sony decide to be massive cunts

>>76462364
I tuned in late, did she say if it's actually DOA or just no response yet?

lil' bro

amogus

>>76462389
She didn't talk about it today. She also said previously that if she didn't talk about it that meant that perms are a no no

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Baby has bigass feet.

At least it was only one fag flag

M O R T I S

Man what a bunch of knee slappers but aslong Biboo is happy all is good and the boss fights genuinely seemed cool also later areas become really fucked up both deep sea and polution theme wise as far as I could tell from the steam page[/spoilers]

I hope biboo never gets a maid outfit.
My dick literally couldnt handle it.

biboo in a maid outfit…

Biboo Faith when

>>76462479
Lynette my beloved

>>76462474
I think Biboo would love Faith. It's not actually that scary, just very atmospheric and seriously beeped up.

>>76462488

>>76462473
What are you even talking about

the longass cvs receipt lol

Sex with maid Biboo

lol, geb

If she moves to Japan and this becomes normal I will cancel my tier 3 member. Bitch I was still at work when you started.

>>76462364
This is way better than yet another dark gritty soulslike. Cod knows we've had more than enough of those already.

>>76462554
Watch the stream, dipshit

>>76462364
It's fucking ridiculous to me that holo actually HAD perms and they decided to revoke them
Literally a bunch of cunts

>>76462589

>>76462537
>>76462514
I want her to play Faith too, dang it.
I'M GOING TO WAR WITH THE UNSPEAKABLE

>>76462619
A GUN WITH ONE BULLET

>>76462532
AAAAAAAAAAAAA MAID BIBOO

>>76462543
Does anything include nothing?

>>76462589
>>76462618

>>76462537
Biboo should play Fear and Hunger

>>76462596
Cod only knows what I'd sea without you

>>76462655
It'd better.
Now I need fanart of nude maid Biboo cleaning up around the mansion.

>>76462613
it actually started to happen when microsoft bought activision , sony got very greedy with its IPs

>Why couldn't everyone just leave me along?
big mood

>>76462653
Me when I see Biboo

>>76462607
Oh you’re just a threadshitter
kys

>>76462700
>nude maid Biboo
Wot?

I love the ending of this game where you just get fed up with this merchant not giving you your shell back so you literally just kill him, then the credits roll

>>76462773
Did I stutter?

MY SWEATY BALLS

MY SWEATY WHAT

>>76462700
I want to eat a platter of sushi off of Biboo's naked tummy

>>76462770
Fuck off back to global, parasite

>>76462776
I want biboo to kill that dude so bad

bibooty...

What I learned from this game is that dumping trash into our ocean is extremely important to contribute to a thriving underwater economy

>>76462892
I'm doing my part!

>>76462889
saved

Tahm Kench?

>>76462892
I will keep throwing car battery cars into the ocean.

biboo...

>that squid guy is kinda hot
Biboo WHAT

>>76462854
Squeal more for me piggy

Biboo nooo...

This guy walked right out of Red Dead

SQUIDBROS WE WON!!!

I have a cool hat and my eyes glow purple
I'M IN

Biboo's fetishes confuse me

she went behind the curtains once and she's into squids

>That squid's kinda hot
Biboo??? BIBOO?

I fucking love isopods

>>76462976
Cadia stands!

An upright isopod is stranger than anything else in this game.

Nothing personnel, PEBBLEFAGS.

>>76462985
Same but of course she is all over that edgy squid dude...

Ika Musume watchalong when

not a single neuron firing

I will find her booty

マイクロプラスチックをかき集め
貝殻を探しに行くのさ

>>76463239
ワンピース!

>>76463239

Roland is jewish

>evil yagoo
>oogay
Chat don't type that...

>>76463392
KEK

>>76463341
え?それは…いや、やっぱり行かない

>>76463341
Yeah but that's cuckifornia

>>76463392
If you went off JP reversal rules, it'd be Ogoya

Another day of Biboo reminding me that she'll keep teasing her ASMR stream but she'll never do it. Thanks, beebs.

>The Sands Between
kek, this game really is a love letter to fromsoft

kek she skipped the last 2 which actually have really important dialogue explaining what to do here

>>76463472
Yeah and I live there…

Kek I love this stupid game

>>76463544
"love letter"

dry laugh

I will slurp Biboo from her shell

>>76463562
Same...

so does this game have a poison swamp? it wouldn't be complete without one

>>76463562
>>76463649
my condolences
I am moving to LA this year even though I don't want to

>>76463713
It does!
Probably the largest area in the game, to boot!

>>76463716
But why...

>>76463775
being forced out of my current country of residence and have to move back to USA and friend has a place in LA that I can stay in for cheap

she needs to get the bobbit worm trap here
actually broken ability

lmao this dork

LMAO

https://whyy.org/segments/liz-bobbit-worm/
ENTER

>>76464162
jesus this reads like a horror story

DESTROYED

Why does she sound like Fat Bastard

watabiboomelon

>the middle can suck it
Biboo gettin kinda spicy today

Biboo...

oh shit I never noticed that
I figured the merchant was the shark anyway

This sounds almost like some bum trying to cope with only getting leftover watermelon peels from the trash kek.

Kinda upset to miss the rest of today's stream, but kinda happy to have a vod to came back to after work

the parries lesgOOOO

>Gets hit by 5 dudes at once
>"AHHHHH WHY AM I SO WEAK"
>Repeat
biboo really out here going for the "I've never played a game in the genre before" streamer experience

"cow" "water"

baka rock

>Lichenthrope
okay that's really good

I wonder how Biboo will react to the boss eel who attacks you with a woman's vibrator

>>76465651
>pebbles what is that??? :D

>>76465651

can you throw something when he succs?

>>76465651
She's gonna initially be surprised and slightly flustered, after that she's gonna act innocent, repeat multiple times "It's just for massages right?". And after a while she's gonna say "actually I know what that is" laugh like a gremlin and move on.

>when you bweh but he keep sucking

She keeps being sucked...

>>76465859
By me

>>76465859
Yeah, by her new squid BF

I've only been tuned in for a the last few minutes, but does the flashing indicator over your head not warn you when he's about to use the succ attack?

>>76465895
I'm dreading the tentacle art

>>76465895
Which is me, by the way.

>>76465906
Rock brain, gomen

>>76465906
no that's the indicator for biboo to panic

>>76465906
It is literally the 危 from sekiro.

>>76465906
Yeah, but eepy debuff and unga brain

>>76465895
a.k.a. me forma de calamar
>>76465914
maid biboo x squid guy

>>76465914
I'm looking forward to it.

>no succ
DANG IT BIBOO

i'm beginning to think Biboo would fall for any guy with a leather jacket

he's gonna suuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>76466075
Yeah me

>20 VIT
jesus how underleveled is she?

>>76466075
I wish I was 20 again...

Muv Luv made me go from indifferent to hating all tentacle beings ever made. Every single time it gets brought up it reminds me of that scene...

>>76466142
Shave your head and become the COOLEST ojisan out there!

>>76466269
twizzlers

Revenge of the Sith is objectively the best Stars Wars movie, pure kino.

>>76466269
...dang.

>>76466315

>>76466320
zoomerchama...

The actors were never the problem with the prequels.
George Lucas cant write that type of plot. Hes not a very good writer. Just sticking it to simple plots was what he needed to do. Or hired someone else if he wanted world building movies.

I will always stand by the opinion that the Prequels are better than the OT

>>76466320
Agreed, but Hayden is a bad actor.

I just saw Part 1 in theaters, they're going to show all of them in order I think. Not that bad and I got a chuckle from all the memes

HAKOS BAELZU

I like BaeBi

Now that I think about it, the prequels could be fun to watch along. They are kinda unintentionally edgy and full of memes.

>>76466387
Retard take

Biboo is about to accidentally dox all of advent with a random reflection. Bweh

>>76466462
They are not.
The first one is horribly boring.
Im sure biboo could make it interesting, but theres a million better things to watch.

>>76466457
Me too. They vibe pretty nicely together

Yeah uni HAS to be fresh, like way more than regular sushi even
If it's not a vibrant orange color then it's gonna be ass. If it's old it starts getting darker and the taste becomes nasty
If you get fresh uni it's delicious

ENHANCE

ENHANCE

yummy

>>76465928
>>76465943
>>76465973
Got it, I figured as much but assumed it wasn't just >>76465965 since she should be very familiar with Sekiro
Sasuga imoutowife getting brain melted by the moonmen

Prequels get too much hate from autists

>>76466521
That looks awful broulder, I'm gonna be real with you

I thought that was a lamprey eel at first.

>>76466598
Huh??

>>76466521
I just think it's overhyped and not worth the price.

>>76466624
The super zoomed in pon de ring, combined with the aquatic game putting deep sea spookies on my mind...

>>76466596
When jesus built the ocean he made everything good in it look hideous so only the chads who understand flavor would enjoy it

>>76466521
What the heck, is that their insides?
I've never seen it as food before

Donuts and coffee...the fat fuck buddy cop diet experience...home...

>>76466511
Honestly I think the first one is the only one that isn't pants head retarded and the podracing side quest is fun too. Just darth maul is absolutely a fucking joke aslong you don't think too hard about the rest... Ah and yeah THAT guy.

>>76466686
vampire biboo
rock shinobu

Did anyone take any screenshots of that donut pile?

>>76466671
ye

>>76466744
eeeew

>>76466511
Phantom Menace gave us Duel of the Fates, that alone makes it great.

Pondering look obscene no matter what anybody says

>>76466807
Obscenely good

>>76466668
Your average joe fish looks plenty appetizing in both their sushi and cooked forms, it's just the sea roaches and underwater worms and tentacle monsters that look fucked

>>76466807
They just taste like donuts with a weird but kinda nice chewy texture

>>76466744
Woah it's like a fruit, kinda
I wanna try it now

>>76466741

>>76466807
Everytime I see it I keep seeing the prostate in that one doujin where guy turns into a magical girl but keeps his prostate encircling the vaginal canal.

Feeding Koseki Bijou 200 proof alcohol!

>>76466876
Cute Advent

She's so cute

>isn't 100% better
What in the god damn

I retract my previous statement about biboo not being retarded

>>76466956
She's such a gamer. Gotta get those 100%'s

>>76466956
Well, there's a certain logic to it. Like, why wouldn't you want your juice to be 100% juice as opposed to 40%?

>>76466931
Sauce.

>>76466956
I'm cracking up she's adorable

>>76466866
Yeah it's like a fruit but it's the meaty guts of an echinoderm animal

>Isn't like 100% better
ok I bought not knowing beer vs vodka abv or whatever but this dumb brat has to be pulling my leg now

>>76466973
She doesn't drink

>>76466807
they remind me of baby chewing toys

>>76467027
If you never dwink why would you care?

>>76467010
I'm not sure, don't you call clams, urchin and the like seafruit in English aswell?

>>76467066
I wonder why some people have microplastics in their testicles

>>76467089
n-no, anon
we do not

confirmed biboo doesnt party

>>76467089
I've never heard of that before, but I like it.

>>76467005
https://exhentai.org/s/6f1bc41a6e/2706563-9

>Curdled carbonara
>Panda express hat

>>76467120
Based

>>76467089
>seafruit
EN speaker here, never heard of that. interesting term tho

>>76467151
>Panda express
Bro that's just generic Chinese food box

Game has become Beyblade sim now

>>76467168
>>76467139
>>76467122
Well in german its literally that in other latin languages fruit de mare with slight variations

>>76467241
>fruit de mare
In portuguese it's exactly that

I really hope Biboo stays innocent

>>76467215
Yes, the joke was MAMA MIA pasta in a box!

>>76467240
ISRAEL

>>76467316
I will corrupt her.

What's the solo cup do? Does it have an ability?

No Biboo, I don't think you want to see my butt.

well there's a sound clip

Imagine Biboo running up to you, shouting "show me that butt!", slapping your rear, and then running off giggling

>>76467353
I will kill you before you can

I will show her my toned GYATT

>>76467316
Not after I'm done with her

>>76467397
>Drunken Claw: A risky technique that increases ATK for a brief time, but worsens your dodge roll and dulls your senses.

>>76467459
Only if you show me yours you lil brat

>>76467142
That's pretty darn good.

>>76467459
I could see it

>>76467468
IT'S TOO LATE PEBBLE, IT'S OVER
SHE WANTS TO SEE YOUR GYATT

>I'll focus on the boss
>INSTANTLY DEAD
fucking kek

>>76467085
Even if you don't dwink, you should have some idea of the numbers from dealing with any form of cleaning alcohol or cooking wine
Or just being able to estimate how fucked your buddies or family members or whatever are gonna get when they drink a can versus the vodka shots

FIRST TRY

Lets Baaaaayblaaaade

this damn brat!

God she's cute

I love my silly rock gamer wife so much bros

I can't hear her say "let's go!" without thinking of ludokano now

>Gets told to shut the beep up and fight the crab
>Immediately just kills it effortlessly
why is she like this lmao
yeah yeah I know chat debuff is a thing but that should be 50% or 70% of your full power of something, not going from 100% to 0%
that'd be like you blowing up your kitchen because you started yapping while cooking

>>76467761
Oh god, cooking stream hopefully never or we have blood on our hands, probably some poor offcollab victim too

Biboo eats no food
Kaela gets no sleep

>are your knees doing okay?

>>76467606
You almost never need to use cleaning alcohol, and cooking wine is just super shitty wine and you don't use very much at once

>>76467864
No

>>76466876
DID ADVENT REALLY EAT CHOCOLATE DONUTS WITH FUWAMOCO? KOSEKI BITCHJEW THE KAYFABE KILLER STRIKES AGAIN

>>76467850
>2 tablespoons of baking powder...
>What? It was teaspoons?
>Oh well! I'm sure it'll be fine!

>>76467907
Poor beebs, lost one of her fingies... Also her eye crystals... It's so sad...

>>76467864
my bwoke my knee :(

>>76467909
I use cleaning alcohol all the time

ARCHITECT BROS...

>>76467935
KEK
CORNSEKI CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!

>>76467935
>Fuwamoco aren't streaming because they're recovering from theobromine poisoning
Naruhodo

>>76467990
imagine the gyatt

>McAmogus

Eating two orbs off a pondering and handing the rest off to someone else should be a crime, no wonder Mococo wants to kick her ass

>>76468005
>theobromine=chocolate
Interesting

>>76467990
Wait what
I love thick women but I missed it
What did she say

>>76468169
She will never be thicc

might be just me but I'm not a fan of Pon-De-Rings, I think they're a little overrated

>>76468130
I want to kick her ass too
It means my foot would touch her ass, which basically means we had sex

>>76468169
She said she's eating and snacking more since being in japan

>>76468169
>I love thick women
shoo shoo

>wants to do a gun% run of the game after she beats it
nice

>>76468218
Not if Fuwamoco have anything to say about it

You're not kakkoii. You're cursed to be dasai.

>Crab just parries her meme dragoon dive and kills her
>Walks off the cliff afterwards
The BM

>dasai
flashing back to that loli thighjob rn

dasai is kusogaki bread and butter next to zako

>>76468442
Source?

>skibidi toilet
christ
stop this line of discussion now please

>>76468520
search flim13 on rule34video, should be on page 3

>>76468570
i was cursed to see the stupid skibidi biden thing today

I love my chuuni emo rock wife

https://x.com/MAYOILUVBOT/status/1793636343622553651

>>76468570

>>76468718
Why...

>>76468718
bruh

>>76468718

>>76468718
how did this monstrous thing reach japan
how did it go beyond the westoid filter

>>76468718
friend was in japan recently and they even had a crane game

Biboo was the real villain this whole time...

>Do you smell it? That smell... The kinda smelly smell... The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

>>76468944
>>76468718
forgot pic

>>76468718
I'm a pretty big proponent of "this shit isn't really any worse than dumb gmod videos back in the day" but I can't imagine gachapon'ing for fucking Vagineer and other bastardized distorted models

>>76469003
I'd have to get one for the novelty factor lol

She came

WHAT THE HECK HE'S SO COOL

I am the bone of my chopsticks

This boss was actually the hardest in the entire game for me
After this I ended up getting overpowered and trivialized the rest. This was the peak point of not really being strong and dealing with a hard enemy

ok, the crab unsheathing the chopsticks was pretty funny
hope he does the classic fuckup when splitting them for doubleswords mode

ICHIMONJI'D

>>76469034
Gmod shit was always niche. The problem about skibidi dogshit is that it's fucking mainstream and is defining a generation
And that's terrifying

This shitty sushibox plastic grass is cracking me up and now a weeb crab with chopsticks.
Good one game

can't build for lifesteal if you get oneshot by everything baka brat

I don't thinkthis is the run

I feel like her spamming the spin is fucking her up. It's too much of a commitment for an attack
She should get the shell-hammer skill

It was owari before it even began.

ooooohhh I get it now
intimidation crab - imitation crab

>>76469657
Slowpebble...

I'm not convinced this spin is actually as op as she thinks it is, even if it does slightly more damage than just whacking him normally it's also super unsafe and you end up sitting on damage you could've used your meter for otherwise

She should just keep playing

>>76469254
HE DID THE THING

>>76469254
Amazing

come on now Biboo, it was obvious

>>76469254
>hope he does the classic fuckup when splitting them for doubleswords mode
Are you satisfied

>crab kun actually fucked up splitting the chopsticks
kek

>>76469254
The cleverest pebble.

>>76469254
Ah I meant splitting in general
>>76469858
Prophetic pebble, I kneel

I dunno why, but I got a good feeling about this run

B W E H
W
E
H

>>76470040
Pebble...

>>76470040
GODDAMMIT

>>76470040
dang it

>>76470040
Kek

>>76470040 (me)
nevermind, that has to be some sort of record

damn brat making me want to play this

>>76469694
Too late bayblade is locked in for now no matter what chat says and she will kill him like that

>20 minutes
BWEH

Half anniversaries aren't a real thing and Fauna is stupid

>>76470134
It's bretty gud tbqh

Well, she wasn't wrong, he did jump.

>>76470205
Advent had one in january :)

>>76470205
I like fauna but I agree on the first part

>>76470205
advent had one too and no one overlapped them

>>76470205
retard

>>76470273
Because they barely stream

I don't know... looks like chopstick man is winning

>>76470157
>Keeps yelling about not being able to see shit when he's in the corner
>Follows him into the corner and spams spin anyways until he dies
She's at the "doesn't listen to her own advice either" full retard mode point of the evening now

bwe...yyy?

>>76470360
That's just what Biboo wants him to think.

>>76470336
Wait until advent gets their 3d and cover starts piling on the homework like they do every other gen that's been around 2+ years
Council streamed their first year
Myth did too
Enjoy it while it lasts bud

Im starting to doubt...

I just wanna say that this shitposter went from # to global to here, he's very desperate so just ignore

>>76470413
Go back globalfaggot

>>76470469
nice projection

Yeah theres no way she beats this tonight.

>11 minutes

I need to go to bed soon. I believe in my gem wife being able to beat the boss before the hour

>oh wow one hit takes more than half
Biboo...you've been getting 1-2 shot this entire time...

Fuck "promise" she should just keep playing

>>76470645
I'll fuck all of them, don't worry

>gets grabbed after saying that
kek

>>76470645
Biboo loves unity

That map icon is also kino, I'm starting to like this game, I'm a stickler for underwater stuff too

I'm glad she's stopping her stream only because it makes you seethe
I hope it makes you cry faggot

>>76470674
Fuck off

what is promise doing today? 3d or something?

>not a biboo anti btw

>>76470831
TTRPG

>76470776
Don't you have fires to put out with your own company, nijinigger?

>>76470831
dnd with fauna hosting afaik

>>76470601
Seven minutes.

>>76470601
Don't doubt.

>>76470862
So trash

>>76470852
>>76470862
and she's gonna cut her stream short for that? I guess she wants to watch it? because why would she assume all of her viewers want to watch that lmao

This is it
THIS IS THE RUN

>>76470911
Total global saturation.

>>76470930
She probably wants to watch, yeah

>>76470588
reverse jinx anon... what happened to your magic...

Extremely cute BWEH

>>76470930
Yes and she likes Fauna, its why she started 2 hours earlier lmao

>>76470930
Because she likes the people she works with
Crazy concept for an anti like yourself, I know

>>76470930
Biboo loves hololive and doesn't like streaming over "big" stuff. It's just who she is.

>>76470994
don't respond to the shitter lol

>replying to the schizo
>engaging with the schizo
wew lad

>>76471055
Fuck off shitter

>I got kabedoned!
Yeah, by me.

>>76470852
Fauna's titty RPG...

THE JINX LM O A I

She has excellent comedic timing

>I'm not gonna die it's fine
>yeeted immediately

this is the run 100%

oh it's an anniversary, that makes more sense, I was mad because I thought it was a regular stream

I'm going to start celebrating my half birthday

Watch it get delayed 20 min because of tech/mumei right after she ends stream

>>76471180
Table Titty RPG, her bra is an improvised GM screen.

>>76471287
No it isn't

>>76471287
it's actually not
it's a "half anniversary"