/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>7645241
Rate the stream

>>7645642
USS Liberty Incident/10

>>7645642
Jumping from valorant to overwatch a few times cost me some sanity/10

>>7645642
Pointless build / 10

IRyS is LOYAL unlike other EN whores!

THICC Haaton!

Why is haachama posting videos of herself cosplaying as her character now isn't that yab

>>7646099
>she

>>7645642
Comfy vibes

>>7645904
I still haven't seen Ame play OW. When was this?

I love Gura!

Haaton's are too powerful. Someone needs to stop them.

Ah this is the kinda chunky white girl Haachama cosplayer

I'M GOING SCHIZO AGAIN

They don't serve bacon and cheese potato wedges at Jack in the box anymore..
I have no resteraunt I'm loyal to anymore...

I'd eat those sushi

>She orders different things
loling at you

>>7646110
In what regard ?

>haachama shows a schitzo video
>viewers go up by 2k
every time

Thighs

I think their design and color palette complement each other very well

I'm sad IRyS didn't cover Nenenenenenene song

FEET

>I need more varieties in my life
Fucking slut

Just want to post some Gura cun cun

>>7646146
AmeRaid!

IRyS eats nothing but spaghetti

>>7646164
Love it

>>7645965
I'll groom you Sarah...

>>7645642
Community Center/10

Ah, I was just thinking the other day about how this song would fit Irys' voice.

>>7646128
i aint goin near those guys

IRyS is a blowjob enthusiast!

IRyS is one of those girls who have a hot body but an ugly face.

>>7646170
Her and Kiara truly are.

Please post more tributes I wanna fap

>>7646173

pretty slow for a karaoke

>>7646063
timestamp?

Which fanbase is the strongest and why is it lunaitos?

Gura cute!

>holo en vsinger
>rarely streams at en hours
>doesn't sing in english
???

>>7646184

>>7646182
The face grows on you. Anyway I think it actually doesn't look bad when singing since it's pretty expressive, it just looks weird when she's just sitting there talking
>>7646187
Pretty sure IRyS's hair is actually the same color as Marine's.

>Open Irys stream
>Singing in nip
>Close the stream and open Haachama

>>7646173
It's perfect.

Will you do your duty as a man?

Honestly though, for Irys is this the rigger's fault or the artist's fault?

>>7646207
how jp?

guys, that can't be Chammers herself in a cosplay... right?

>>7646149
IRyS is cute and Sexy!
>>7566997

>>7646207
>Look, he posted it again!

>IRyS will never sing anything from Danganronpa
>IRyS will never sing anything from InuYasha
>IRyS will never sing the opening song for Grand Chase
whyris...

>>7646182
>1 month in
>Still complaining
They'll change it any day now anon, just keep bitching

Reminds me what happened to the HaaWata ENsaba tour that was planned?

>>7646227
You think it's a choice?

>>7646225
based haaton

>>7646227
One line in the box means not pregnant, so it's fine

>EN VSinger
>She sings
What went wrong?

>>7646184
Can we have a femanon post a breast milk tribute at least?

>>7566997
Based leaker.

>>7646230
Little bit of column A, a lot of column B.

>>7646239
Just ask her

This is your mindset shitkins.

>tfw your oshi replies to you on Twitter
Holy shit my hearts pumping

is mamaloni confirmed to be one of the EN gen2 artists or is that still just a rrat?

>>7646230
>for Irys is this the rigger's fault or the artist's fault
Both

her singing is just right

私はイナが大好き!

Here, take this

Remember to watch your oshi's streams, like your oshi's streams, like and retweet her tweets, buy her membership, send her superchats, and to buy her merchs!

IRyS is absolutely KILLING it. This is her best karaoke so far. I guess she decided to flex tonight. Holy crap.

>your oshi
>your max bench press and squat
Who's truly the strongest in vt

>>7646256
>She

>>7646269
Ina is confirmed to be one of the EN2 artists

Is this real?

why does she look like a porn actress?

>>7646239
>Inuyashi
Shit, really? I really like 2 of the ending themes

>>7646266
>Anon SEETHING that he couldn't meet Kiara
Lol
Lmfao

>>7646268
You're in. DM her now

>>7646266
Why are you posting this to every thread?
I am already jealous enough.

>>7646126
Literally last stream and also the charity stream

>>7646236
I love how everyone draws Irys a color tone lighter.

>>7646279
Nigga, we ain't even at a hundred posts

>>7646276
yes, yes, half yes, yes, no, no.
being a poorfag sucks but others can pick up my slack.

ok, that is cool

Any other KFP want IRyS to suffer a career ending life altering, and potentially fatal injury?

>>7646266
Why are you posting this every thread? Do you think this is some sort of epic BTFO?

>>7646291
based, good for her

Dork

>>7646279
>pollposting this early
Fuck off.

>>7646227
YES YES YES YEEESSS

>>7646201
Right here

https://youtu.be/5LofBO8Ezbk?t=3634

>>7646292
It is

>>7646266
imagine ritualposting a twitter screenshot

>>7646277
IRyS is unexpectedly a pretty good singer, color me surprised
>>7646266
Say what you will about this man but he is clearly living the dream and this is a moment of pure unadulterated joy that he has chosen to share with us.

>>7646316
Definitely """"""""""""""""""""""""""""fellow KFP""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>7646292
No, but this is

>>7646326
>>7646308
Found the stringbeans who can't even bench 125

>>7646230
The rigger did very well for what I had to work with. He had to deal with four fucking layers of hair.

I really like IRyS

>>7646316
Yes, but I’m a chumbud

>>7646266
>kiara fan
>vaguely south east asian
>hairline
>big chungus
How apropos.

>>7646316
this but Kiara

Towa ruined this song for me when she sang it while crying when she reached 300k subs, since then no other holo even compares

>>7646266
I bet the person who keeps posting this looks way worse than this guy

>>7646266
I couldn't do this with someone standing a foot behind me with a loaded gun to my head. I'd end up spilling my spaghetti everywhere, afraid of accidentally saying something that causes them to pull the trigger.

Ame's Discord meet and greet was a better idea because then I don't have to leave my house...

>>7646316
>LARPing as a fanbase
Is this what we do now?

>>7646266
Dude looks happy so I'm also happy for him

Saddest part is there are barely even any JOPs in IRyS chat yet she still sings jp songs

>>7646292

>>7646063 She meant she has 0 vocabulary with regards to EN

>>7646316
neck yourself

>>7646336
>ritualposting
>pic was taken not even 12 hours ago
ogey

>>7646227
I don't fuck goblins

>>7646266
GOD I WISH I WAS THERE!

I want Irys to sing me a lullaby and put me to sleep

>>7646266
This man got to meet his oshi, I don't see what's wrong with that. I envy him.

I intended to report a post as trolling but my mouse double-clicked and I ended up selecting US law violation, then the FBI-kun who reviews that category gave me a warning.
What's gonna happen to me, now?

I knew that bitch wasn't drinking water.

IRyS is nice and lubricated!

>>7646266
He doesn't look like a German

>>7646266
he looks... happy

I wanna trick Haachama into saying Taiwan!

Mongolian throatsinger holo when?

I can listen to IRyS, but I can't watch her model.
I wish I were a goblin lover...

I'm going to moisturise Irys' vocal cords if you know what I mean.

>>7646372
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/search/image/zFb5r7kvIsGhzqNwM_tJPA/
ogey

>>7646389
you're on thin ice, pal

>>7646266
>Masking

kek holy shit

>>7646364
>now

GIVING WATER TO THE VOCAL CHORD PARASITES
WOLBACHIA

>>7646332
>haachama and migo arguing over which of htem has better japanese

cute, but it's definitely chammers

>>7646397
Appropriate

>AMEDLY
That's a pretty good name ngl.

>>7645642
Ame is very dumb and very cute/10

>>7646361
Having to do this weird half-virtual meet and greet is just a retarded way in general.

this is my cute wife, she chained me up today!

MoistRyS

>>7646364
>now

>>7646389
thin fucking ice dude, delete your cookies

>MAHAACA

>IRyS doesn't know about MOIST-posting
>never knew about BOTTOM LEFT either
iryschama...

MOIST

Do you think Irys had a say in her model? Like did she know her art style would be so drastically different from every other Holo, and thought that was fine?

>I finally know what bottom left means
Is IRyS a threadreader? Even the Nijis know bottom left

>>7646397
Apparently he’s whatever Moona is, Dutch and Indog

>>7646372
>pic was taken 12 hours ago
>posted in every thread since then

NO DON'T SAY THAT IRYS YOUR SENPAI WILL CRACK

I know you're probably enjoying Haachama's insane sunday antics, where she looks at all of the twitter shitposts she's got cooking and IRyS beautifully singing and moisturizing her vocal chords, but do remember that in a couple of hours, Towa's going to have a sure to be outstanding Live3D concert for her Anniversary. Make sure to set your clocks and not miss it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuOJhtBC7R4
Also Ayame's may or may not be releasing a new cover song after Towa's concert so that's something to get super excited for.

IRyS just learned Bottom Left

I still cant tell if she does it on purpose

>>7645642
saved dead hours/10

>>7646414
I would wear one too. It's embarrassing to have Kiara as your oshi.

>Finally know what bottom left means
Ah, just in time to kill it with fire

>>7646410
Just stare at her chest instead.

I like how Ame started quoting the Top Gear lads recently.

>>7646350
Sorry. I'm not into fat chicks.

>>7646266
he looks happy so as kfp I'm happy and jealous as fuck

7646266
Yes please post this pic again surely anons will be BTFOd this time.

>>7646446
She probably requested the artist

>>7646182
like Noel?

>>7646268
Wait until she follows you

>>7646148
real and true

>24:00 [EN]:H: I'm not sure where you got this water from, it might be a water from a geezer or maybe it's really from haachama, you never know what kind of scam this is, it might be yagoo water
Kek

KIARA, IRYS JUST WATCHED YOUR STREAMS FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT!
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

>>7646369
See >>7646332
I timestamped it right on the mark
>Haachama hololive english zerokisei

irys is retard haachama is filth coco had it coming

>irys karaoke at 20% and haachama at 50%
this is wild

>>7646446
From what I heard she specifically chose that artist and when her manager tried to tell her that his style didn't really fit a live2D she threw a massive tantrum until they gave in and just gave her what she wanted.

These fucking midi tracks...

>jjk

>>7646207
Could be worse, could be like the other company where a certain penguin turned her stream JP only halfway through a Chilla's Art stream after EOP attention died down.

*casts spell to POP POP POP POP POP POP POP*

>>7646455
Thanks for the reminder ayamefriend

>>7646321
Its guaranteed (you)s each time from the looks of it.

Isn't this the Jewjitsu song?

>>7646430
I mean I'm sure she was out and about at the con itself and I'm sure people recognized her, but I doubt they'd be able to approach her. I can't image being invited to a con and then being told you can't actually enjoy the con activities.

I'm actually surprised there aren't any horror stories. Tenchou really has KFP whipped in place.

>>7646412
JESAS, what mental illness is this?

>>7646477
Noel's roommate is pretty cute though

Jujuju Kuju

>>7646266
>>7646414
I thought KFP were chickens, not sheep rofl

>>7646509
yes

>>7646455
>6 AM
I'll still watch it because Towa is worth it, but fuck

>>7646455
>Still too early for Coco to make a surprise appearance and surprise Towa, causing her to cry
Pain.

>>7646474
>mods won't do this anymore
/vt/ truly is reclining...

HOLT SHIT SOMEONE IS GETTING MOGGED AS WE SPEAK

Hey there IRyStocrats! Don't forget to come get your limited time Nacho Fries from Taco Bell, with delicious Mexican seasoning and nacho cheese dipping sauce. And while your at it, get the meal deal for a refreshing Mountain Dew Baja Blast. In just minutes you could be enjoying this savory treat just like me, Hololive's Gawr Gura.

>>7646431
cute

>>7646266
>using mask
holy NPC

>>7646509
>Jewjitsu
kek

>>7646412
what mental kind of mental illness causes someone to go to such lenghts?

I want to fuck every single Holo they're all hot

>>7646502
I can't believe Risu said ᵖᵒᵖ ᵖᵒᵖ ᵖᵒᵖ

>>7646379
I'm so glad she got the audience to do the wave, she even talked about it in a previous stream.
I'm so happy that she gets to accomplish her dreams.

Holy shit IRyS is singing Jujutsu kaisen

>Bring phone with my so I can watch a stream while I make dinner
>Youtube seems to think I care about NijiEN community posts
>They have Dark Souls 3 on their schedule
What the fuck Cover? Get on that shit already.

>>7646266
Why isn't Kiara wearing a mask? Doesn't she care about the pandemic?

On a scale from 1 to 10, how hard id Enma destroying the chicken butt

The Haaton rice cooker actually looks neat

>>7646330
Irystocucks, don't look!

>>7646466
Honestly, that helps. Also her armpit. Just don't take notice of her giraffe neck

>>7646455
If only you knew how much I enjoy these posts, Ayamefriend!

sweaty IRyS

I know it's to avoid getting DMCA'd, but karaoke tracks always sound so soulless. This shit is horrible

>it's getting too hot, I have to turn on the air conditioner
Gura...

>>7646466
That... That actually works. Thanks, anon.

>>7646540
even Ollie and Gura?

>>7646555
>Enma

>>7646561
Selen's neck is worse imo

>>7646449
I'm pretty sure Irys is the same level as Gura in terms of knowing hololive memes and culture, maybe even Mori level but better at hiding it. Threw in an application without knowing anything about it, and is faking it until she's making it.

Uhhhh that Haaton hat looks like Sonichu

I see a lot of sperging about Kiara ITT. I'm guessing the Dokomi stuff went well then, huh.

>>7646455
>Make sure to eat your clocks
wh-what

So is chammers collecting ideas for her merch or just for fun?

Is this Kimetsu?
Sorry i dont watch animo.

>>7646576
Gura wants us to know she is sweaty and UOOOOH.

>>7646519
You better get those energy drinks ready

>>7646574
Provide an example of soul, so I can big league you.

I really like this song to be honest

>>7646316
I can't quite put my finger on it but something about this post makes me think you're not KFP.

>>7646595
I do every time!!!!!!!

>>7646584
chris chan collab soon

Why the fuck did you idiots say IRyS was a bad singer? She's fucking great.
>>7646597
I thought this was Moona from the thumbnail lol

>>7646587
if we vote for yagoo bikini daki we might get yagoo bikini daki and kiara will graduate

>>7646555
It's Jenma
She's getting the strap treatment from Kiara as we speak

>>7646587
Yes, she even said maybe it will be turned into real merch.

>>7646414
>>7646516
>>7646530
Why're you niggers here again?

>barely fit
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

AAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEX WITH IRySS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7646598
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huWApQfQhAE

>>7646587
last week chammers said she's gonna use the best idea

i hope we hear a WHIRRRRR in the background

Sweatrys

I just want a Haaton or chibichama plush and the magowasabi foot mousepad

>>7646574
Flare...

>>7646561
Pretty much every Holo, and most vtubers in general, have giraffe necks, it's just a problem with live2D. Otherwise they'd have really limited vertical head movement.

I wanna lick Gura's bare chest!

What streams are you all watching?

The way Haachama said "dakimaculars" was Very Cute™

>>7646607
She has no personality

Sweaty IRyS...

>>7646611
all me

>>7646552
A virtual youtuber only cares about computer viruses.

>>7646574
The only option to solve this issue in a reasonable way is to kill the music industry executives by public burning.

ZEN ZEN ZENSE W H E N

Does IRyS sleep with or without AC?

irys brings in the heat

HOT
STEAMY
SWEATY
SEX
WITH
IRYS

>>7646624
I like that egg timer, and the rice cooker she showed. Those are actual goods I would shell out for.

CAMEL TUOOOOOOOOH TuT

She’s definitely sweating

>>7646553

>rescheduling RFA
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY

>>7646638
She has a very cute personality!

>>7646548
The single most kino page in the entire series.

>Ringfit Rescheduled
F U C K

>>7646637
Ame VOD

I'd buy that for a dollur!

>being denied sweaty IRyS
AIR CONDITIONER HATE
>ringfit being rescheduled
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

YOU PROMICED

Eat the HAM!

RING FIT

>Rescheduled
Damn it

It's fine IRyS, eat more

>>7646266
Too bad they didn't take the photos closer to the screen, the Pekors meet and greet pictures were amusing due to the various poses and expressions.

>EN vsinger
>Sings japanese songs only

IRyS ate a kilogram of ham at 4 in the morning

>>7646316
she was born injured with her model
sorry but that artist is a fucking hack.

IRyS YOU PROMISED

>RFA rescheduled
SHES DUCKING, CAHM ON IRYS YOU COWARD

>>7646637
I'm not watching any. I'm just reading the thread and shitposting on how karaoke's suck

>>7646641
Loafy...

>>7646637
Ryanchama...

>>7646574
is this souless? https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1628393610888.webm

FUCK EN COLLAB
FUCK EN COLLAB
FUCK EN COLLAB
FUCK EN COLLAB

>Haachama pussy
H-Haachama?

Oh no, the girls told her not to do RFA because people will lewd her...

Already breaking promises...

>>7646638
You have no personality

>>7646638
That really doesn't mean anything.

>>7646455
thanks towa fren

Haachama pussy...

SHE PROMISED

>>7646611
>Anon announcing reports is ag-
>Hiro dicksucker
Oh nevermind, you're invulnerable- move along.

>No RFA this week

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>7646606
Isn't he in jail?

>>7646585
You should have seen the board during/after.
Peak seething so you know it was really great and she was on fire.

Chu~

So where's the singing at?

>>7646697
As if that would change anything.

IRyS ate 40 hams

>>7646266
Typical, your eyes are slits in bags of fat.

>it has been four (4) minutes since Haachama started her stream

>how unfit I am
>i dont like to exercise
I'm still looking forward to it

Irys is fat!

>>7646698
She learned from the best

ARCHITECTBROS

>IRyS doesn't like exercising and doesn't go outside
>i don't like exercising and don't go outside
WE ARE

FUCK HOLOEN COLLAB
LET MY CUTE HAG DO RING FIT

irys won't be able to run away....

God I wish I was Irys' chair.

>>7646619
>cumbuds
Jej

>>7646726
how many tens is that?

>>7646578
Now stare at her pointed shoulders

based irys

IRyS just blueball me! see you later losers!

>>7646719

>likes sitting in her chair
>on the internet
>watching anime
>playing games
WOW
JUST LIKE ME

Is IRyS finally gonna take the Gura RFA challenge?

>One month
>Already breaking her promises
I didn't dump Ame for this IRyS...

At least when Holos do Ringfit they won't mute it like a certain prude penguin

She's just like me

>DOOM rescheduled, then discontinued
>RFA rescheduled
she's really blueballing the IRyStocrats, she's a hard S...

Catch copy...

>>7646739
FATTIES

>doesn't excercise
>doesn't outside
>sits on ass all day
>eats ham
Irys is perfect

IRyS is chubby and tiny

>used to be a skatergirl
>now sits on her ass everyday and barely going outside

what happened...

irys is a stinky neet!

>>7646619
I don't want to hear Gura cry, at least post the version she nails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEtIow9pGZc

>she'll never tell you you're 1.5 times bigger than she expected
Why live

im bored oyasumi faggots

chammers always tries to get her viewers involved in her content. she's great

>I'm not the kind that goes on walk like every day or every night
>in fact, I try to not leave the house at all
that way she said that was so funny

>>7646719

Wtf is going on with permissions? She has the switch and the game so that's the only reason I can think of that she can't play it.

>it was so HUGE oh my god

IRyS laugh simulator

>>7646719
Long neck

>>7646730
This joke is old and stale. That aside, when will Susan fix this? It's been over a month now

IT'S HER

>eats out and drinks soda alot
>hates exercise
how fat is she. at least moona is okay with exercising

Has IRyS said the word "penis" on stream yet?

>>7646768
>tfw used to be skaterboy
>now sit my ass all day playing vidya and barely going outside
Life happened...

>>7646782
yeah it was so funny im fucking dying over how funny it was holy shit im losing it

>>7646757
I unironically want Mori to do this now
Imagine the seethe

>You will never be God and knead Ame's body into being with your own hands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_FwPz-ompA

>>7646788
Probably needs individual permissions

What's the most direct interaction you've had with your oshi or a holomem in general?

>>7646719
Reine tits and Anya's "tits"...

>>7646755
I would kneel

UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

iRyS looks like a Troll Doll!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

UUUUOOOOOOHHHH

MAKE
LOVE
WITH
IRyS

>Haachama mogging english as elementary
Chammers you haven't reached that level of proficiency yet...

IF HOLOJP CAN DO RFA WHY CAN'T IRYS DO IT? FUCKING PRUDISM RUINED EVERYTHING

UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>7646719
>its the zoombrap poster

>Hey baby, wanna make love, wanna make love

IRYS?!

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX

>hey baby
FUCK

>Hey baby wanna make love

OMG

>Hey baby hey baby wanna make love wanna make love

>>7646719
This is how you get herpes

>>7646810
read her tweets on twitter and deepL translated them and smiled

>>7646791
>Holos have long necks
>He has a long neck
THEY ARE

SEX SEX SEX MAKE LOVE MAKE LOVE MAKE LOVE

UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That hey baby hit

>>7646806
Maybe. But if given the chance, I would fuck it out of existence.

>>7646810
I regularly have sex with anya

MAKING LOVE WITH IRYS AAAAAA

>>7646801
Sounds more like a lack of life happened anon...

>>7646822
She's spiggin it!

SEX THE HAG

>>7646810
Kiara and Ina and Coco responded to my random chat messages before.

>>7646810
Stalked her ex-boyfriend and sending her DMs about his activities.

>>7646777
At least post the video with sound anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxx_nwm_8PU

>>7646810
I am my oshi. Ame died months ago and I've been wearing her skin like a suit and streaming as her since May.

I WANNA MAKE LOVE SONG WITH IRYS

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

UWAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEX WIIIIIIIIITH
A HAAAAAAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7646864
Based

based lewd irys

There's no doubt she's doing this on purpose

>>7646810
Kiara replied to me on Twitter

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I WANT TO MATING PRESS ZOOMBIE I WANT TO HUFF ZOOMBRAP I WANT TO DRINK ZOOMPISS I WANT TO SLAP OLLIE WITH A FLY SWATTER I WANT TO SNIFF HER STITCHES I WANT TO EAT OLLIE'S ROTTING FLESH SCRAPS I WANT TO FIND NEW BODY PARTS FOR OLLIE WHEN THE OLD ONES FALL APART I WANT TO GIVE OLLIE MY TYPE O+ BLOOD SO SHE CAN SURVIVE THE BODY PART GRAFTING I WANT TO RUN A HOTEL WITH OLLIE I WANT TO REVERSE COWGIRL OLLIE I WANT TO FORCE ZOOMBIE TO PLUG AND PLAY WITH ME I WANT TO TAKE PARTS OFF OF ZOOMBIE SO I CAN MAKE HER A SIBLING I WANT TO SHOOT OLLIE WITH A .44 MAGNUM 6 TIMES I WANT TO SCREAM INTO ZOOMBIES ROTTING PUSSY I WANT TO BATHE IN HER BILE I WANT TO BRUSH ZOLMBIE TEETH I WANT TO WIPE THE BLOOD OFF OF ZOOMBIE AND DRINK IT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO WRAP ME IN HER TONGUE AND BEAT ME UP I WANT ZOOMBIE TO POUNCE ON ME I WANNA LEWD ZOOMBIE WHILE SHE IS ON THE LIE DETECTOR I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM IN MY EARS AND CHASE ME THROUGH A MANSION I WANT TO INFECT ZOOMBIE WITH A VIRUS AND WATCH HER MUTATE I WANT TO PUNCH ZOOMBIE IN THE RIBS I WANT TO MAKE SHEEP NOISES IN ZOOMBIES EARS I WANT TO GET CRUSHED BY ZOOMBIE I WANT TO SKULLFUCK ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE I WANT TO LIGHT ZOOMBIE ON FIRE WITH A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL I WANT TO SET OFF A CAR ALARM TO SUMMON A HORDE OF ZOOMBIES I WANT TO DRINK ZOOMBIE PISS I WANT TO BATHE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO ERECT A STATUE FOR ZOOMBIE I WANT TO EAT THE NAGGOTS OUT OF ZOOMBIES PUSSY I WANT TO SHOWED WITH ZOOMBIE'S PISS I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER FOR LOOKING AT ANOTHER MAN I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE AND FART I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SLOWLY REMOVE MY LIMBS WITH A PENCIL I WANT TO MULTIPLY ZOOMBIE I WANT TO DERIVE HER ZOOMPUSSY I WANT TO POUND OLLIE SO HARD HER LIMBS FALL OFF I WANT TO PLAY APEX WITH ZOOMBIEI WANT TO SLOWLY TAKE OFF HER STITCHES I WANT LOOK FOR A WAY TO REVIVE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CLONE ZOOMBIE AND USE HER CLONES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD I WANT TO CREATE A BUNCH OF ROBOTS FOR ZOOMBIE CLONES TO FIGHT I WANT TO FUCK ZOOMBIE IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION I WANT TO HAVE BEASTIALITY SEX WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO BURY ZOOMBIE ALIVE THEN DIG HER UP I WANT TO RAISE A FAMILY WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO ENVY ZOOMBIE BABY I WANT TO LIVE A NICE ISLAMIC LIFE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CHEAT ON ZOOMBIE WITH HER OWN MOTHER AND FORCE ZOOMBIE TO WATCH I WANT TO WASH ZOOMBIES HANDS I WANT TO INFLATE ZOOMBIE WITH MY CUM I WANT TO BUILD HER A NEW HOME I WANT TO RIP ZOOMBIES HAND OFF AND GIVE MYSELF A HANDJOB I WANT TO LICK ZOOMBIES NEW HANDS I WANT TO STEAL OLLIE'S LEGS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO DRIVE ME AROUND I WANT TO CROSS THE BORDER WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHOKE ME OIT WITH HER THIGHS I WANT TO TAKE OLLIE TO DISNEYLAND I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CALL ME A NAUGHTY BOY I WANT CHOP DOWN TREES WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO READ OLLIE'S PI I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO LICK OLLIE'S TEARS I WANNA PUT ZOOMBIES EYES IN A COCKTAIL DRINK I WANT TO TOUCH ZOOMEYES I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHARGE RIFLE PISS IN MY MOUTH I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CALL ME DADDYI WANT TI USE ZOOMBIES SHITTY MIC 9 PARTS VODKA 4 PARTS GRAPE FRUIT DRINK FREEZE OVERNIGHT SERVE IN PLASTIC I WANT OLLIE TO BITE ME I WANT TO LICK ZOOMBIES SWEAT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SNAP MY SPINE LIKE A TWIG I WANT TO BRING ZOOMBIE TO THE GYM TO HEAR HER BED VOICE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY EARS THEN WHISPER ARA ARA I WANT TO BE CHOKED OUT BY ZOOMBIES ROTTEN THIGHS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO LIFT ME AND SLAM ME INTO THE GROUND I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM WHILE PLAYING THE DRUMS I WANT TO SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE I WANT TO POP ZOOMBIES CHERRY I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHOKE ME OUT WITH HER TICC THIGHS I WANNA FEED OLLIE PROTEIN I WANT TO TEACH OLLIE RUSSIAN I WANT TO SEND ZOOMBIE TO THE GAS CHAMBER I WANT TO POG-GASM WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO PUT ZOOMBIE IN THE BOSTON CRAB AND MAKE HER TAP OUT I WANT TO GERMAN SUPLEX ZOOMBIE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO THROW ZOOMBIE OFF OF A 8 STORY BUILDING ONTO A BURNING TABLE I WANT I WANT TO EAT A WORM OUT OF ZOOMBIES ASSHOLE ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY BRAIN AND COCK SO I CAN COOMBIE

>>7646810
I got into a Tetris game with Suisei. The pressure of playing against her made me choke hard and I barely made the top 40.

AHHHHHHHHHHH

RATE THE CURRENT STATUS OF YOUR HEART

>>7646867
Anon your soundpost reps....

>>7646867
but he did

>>7646810
aside from having a few chat comments and superchats read, a Holomem (not my oshi but one of my favorites) retweeted some OC I worked hard on. that's the high water mark so far

>>7646857
Pretty much I blame myself but I'm too far gone so I just post here now.

>>7646810
I gave Kiara advice in Yakuza 7 and she agreed with it

>>7646887

>>7646810
Oshi just favourited my reply to her, and replied back.

>>7646810
My oshi follows me back on twitter, but is not a Holo. I'm the reason Kiara hides her room code when she does Amogus.

SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>7646810
>Played Payday 2 with Botan for about an hour on one of her streams
>Got in the Miko room review

>>7646808
I guess it's a Nintendo game, they're pretty fucked with it comes to this shit. Wonder if some bullshit Nintendo permission issue is the reason Ame couldn't do Mario earlier either.

>>7646810
Read my chat messages multiple times and it started a whole conversation between her and viewers

>>7646887
ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED BEYOND REDEMPTION
I’VE BEEN MOGGED

>Postpones RFA
>Sings this song
what a tease

>>7646810
Reading my message on chat I guess. It's pretty easy during Gura's SC reading, you just need to be quick with a witty response and look at her head movements

>>7646887
I
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SEX
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God, I can't wait for Irys to start doing ASMR streams

>fags unironically wanting to have sex with irys, the ugliest holo design
what happened to /hlgg? i thought we hated her?

sex

>>7646810
Twitter, voice chat, game together

I BELIEVE IN IRYS SUPREMACY

>>7646810
Haachama read my question about her song during a q&a.

>>7646882

>>7646810
Kiara is stalking me

>>7646810
One time a while back I sent Kiara a SC complaining about the takamori ship baiting she did back then, I didn't mean that much by it but I think I actually made her cry lol and it made me kind of feel bad after

>these haachama chopsticks
kek

SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING AAAAAA

My balls are turning purple, fuck this bitch.

Is she hag?

>>7646810
Kiara responds to multiple of my posts in the chat occasionally... I regret making a joke at the end of ROTK watchalong in which she didn't take kindly and didn't understand as satire and it makes me feel bad even to this day

/HAGLOVEGLOBALGENERAL/