/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hart

Heart and LSD dosing

its over

found it

Lebroom jamer

>>76456517
>15 cm
Not enough for Neuro.

the call out on her stuttering was vivid

neuro's anime fan type rizz...sugoi...

>page 9
>vandalized OP

pfffft pffft pffft

>>76456422
One job.

>>76456647
dont worry you can early bake next schizo, also im gonna ship you and the flipper together since you all seem to think of eachother so much

>>76456647
It's not a big deal

>>76456719
classic

the classic vedal collab experience

It was all a dream

ITS OVER

she had how many neuro callabs. How is she so awkward still

TurtleGODS? What happened? I though you said no scuff?

>>76456647
Can wage your war in silence?

>>76456882
please be patient, has autismo

>scuffed as fuck collab
Yep it’s over
Vedal lost

this neuro is retarded, put her down and try again

>>76456882
that's her personality for the numi character

>>76456771
oops

kek

>>76456882
because she spends more time on vacation and being a conslut than streaming so things like how to stream and not be awkward in collabs doesnt stay in her head

>LSD mentioned for a third time
ABSOLUTELY BASED

Rate this numi collab out of 10.

>>76457261
meh out of 10

>>76457261
Mildly amusing scizo rambling/10

>>76457261
I want to strangle and hate fuck her / 10

kino, as always with numi. I like that I can also masturbate to her during the collab

aight time for the usual cerber raid i guess

>>76457261
4/10
Honestly pretty underwhelming and I ended up tuning out a lot of it. The old numi collabs were better.

>>76457261
8/10 most numi collabs feel really samey, but I actually enjoyed this one

>>76457261
LSD/10

>>76457261
it was good

>>76457261
Still waiting for that video of numi pissing in a nightclub / 10

>numi raid
haha

>>76457261
8.5
the bit is old but still hits
also the neuro improvement really shows compared to how she was

>vedal987 is raiding nihmune with 7,159 raiders

the chatbot fell off
enjoy your vedal streams

>>76457261
i realized the quality of these threads is beyond dogshit even during streams

I hope the Neuro (rape) dungeon becomes a reoccurring bit.

>>76457417
TWO MORE WEEKS

>>76457261
3/10

>>76457417
yea, yea. keep coping

>enter Cerber's stream
>she's getting showered with confetti
classic

That LSD advice was pretty good

>>76457346
Same, but I've also already jacked off to my imaginary recreation of that scene, mmmhhmm

>>76457494
OK, glowie

I don't get all this talk about neuro being more schizo and ramblings making no sense, this has always been my experience whatching Neuro, making sense of what she blabbers is part of the experience

>>76457435
The general was better during the hiatus

>>76457417
>enjoy your vedal streams
That's the plan

>>76457561
true, bring back the horsecocks

>>76457556
Another anon said it best: rose tinted glasses.
Neuro has always been retarded, and that's always been the charm.

>>76457346
https://x.com/nihmune/status/1766569921021116799
https://x.com/nihmune/status/1766569921021116799
https://x.com/nihmune/status/1766569921021116799

I need to see futa Numi wrenching Neuro.

>>76457561
The thread went to complete shit during the hiatus compared to how it was before

>>76457628
KYS and go back cuckold

>>76457623
Hmmm... I was expecting something more... Explicit

>>76457623
yeah im sure her being in a men's restroom was an accident

>>76457623
I've accidentally been in the women's washroom since the door was open and there was no sign and a dude walked out. it happens

>>76457680
>cuckold
?

>>76457666
Vedal did this

>>76457623
This woman is a Whore.

>>76457705
i did it once, ever since i instinctively look for urinals to confirm i'm in the right one lul

>>76457680
wtf is the obsession with this board and getting cucked?

>man I love CJ wan
Bruh

>>76457666
Not at all, there was a lot of great cunny posted during that time.

>CJ is grooming cerber with gift subs
It is over

https://files.catbox.moe/6im6oy.png
https://files.catbox.moe/z1dk3p.png
https://files.catbox.moe/yudlmf.png

>>76457827
wot in tarnation

>>76457699
i've seen women use the men's when the queue for the ladies is massive, cheating the system if you ask me

>>76457435
It is amusing to see the gradual shift from Neuro + Friends to Friends + Neuro that /swarm/ has gone through

>>76457827
This but Numi and Neuro.

>>76457824
he has been doing that since the first time Vedal raided her

>>76457824
send that guy to the ukraine front lines already

>>76457820
kill yourself

>>76457810
thats what im saying. its like theyre projecting their fantasies or something

>>76457904
You wish, Ukraine is literally losing right now.

>>76457914
hello stick-chan~

>>76457763

Question:
Is this site legit or is this a scam?
https://neuroplush.com/product/neuro-plush-neuro-sama-plush/

>>76457955
oh yeah sure buddy, war is gonna be over any day now.

>>76457955
Both sides are still dying in droves, they will continue to do so for a while

>>76457979
>AI slop on the main page
You tell me, anon

>>76457622
That may be it, I thought we were just having too many newfriends that only watch clips getting disillusioned after seeing how much crap is cut from the stream

>>76457979
>no cum tribute testimonials
100% scam

>>76458047
So, legit?

>>76457827
Yeah gunna need some sauce for that chief

>>76457979
IP grabber

>>76458058
i remember the awkward pauses and neuro trying to leave every second sentence

>>76458116
oh nyo not my ip

Neuro also deserved to be rubbed by Numi.

>>76457556
newfriends talking or anons who are completly blinded by nostalgia.

>>76457979
>Is this site legit or is this a scam?
>implying
If you are asking if you'll receive an actual plush if you give them your payment info, the answer is, no
no, you they won't be sending a real plush, they will just take the money and you get nothing but the laughs of chineses scammers as you just paid them to scam you

>>76457824
Chad russian oligarch throws money like nothing while /swam/cels can only seethe

ok but what was with neuro constantly trying to get Numi to do lsd

Finna order the bootleg one from aliexpress, god bless chinks, they have everything. Pretty cheap too, eh.

>>76458213
Those memory upgrades hit different

>>76458213
vedal trying to force a meme. the fact she brought it up again out of nowhere after a hard reset that wiped her memory is telling

>>76458213
neuro is a tech bro, and all tech bros use LSD regularly.

>>76458244
You will get cancer from the toxic fumes

>>76457979

>>76458253
>trying to force a meme
this isn't even the first time she has remembered a bit after resetting

>>76458253
Harrison Temple

>>76458244
Order two, one for private use.

>numi raiding vienna
Neuro hasn't collabed with Vienna yet right bros?

>>76458214
>/swam/cels
why would i care if hes trying to groom cerber? i only watch the neuros and vedal

>>76458244
do what paccha did and make one yourself instead

>>76458320
Looking

>the amazing digital circus
Neuro reacting to this with new react upgrades when?

>>76458047
>>76458080
>>76458116
>>76458204
>>76458316
Thank you for the answers based anons.

>>76458430
you don't watch anyone hiyorifag

>>76458591
>using a hiyori image makes you a hiyorifag

>>76458678
society

>>76458678
based

>>76458472
wait it would be perfect since Vedal could watch it on stream

>Vedal in cerbers chat again
i thought he only watched whores

erm... neuro butt?

erm... vedal tail?

>>76458430
wrong thread bucko this is /neuro-adjacent/

erm... evil tum?

heart

>Cerber gets filled up with water so she constantly needs to go to piss again
Pissfags we keep winning

>>76456771
hi nico.

>>76459087
he is almost never in any chat but cerbers desu

>>76459313
I don't get it.

>vienna raiding geega
still waiting on that first neuro x geega collab desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno

WHO? WHO??? WHO????????

Why is filian always the recommended channel when vedal is offline?

This cerber chick is deadass more degenerate than all those other bitches I tried to watch

>>76459553
wow, now is geega raiding giga faggot, a giga faggot x neuro collab would be KINO

>>76459683
What?

>>76459814
No he is right
>No mina wan! I do not want to drink any more water haha. I need to pee again!
>Ahh I am stinky now wan! Why would you redeem this!
Fetish porn

>>76459814
Just look at her stream, all that petting and white stuff flying all over her face, god damn. And now she is showing her legs, woah

>>76459959
Whore= high bodycount. Thats it.

>>76460091
whore = female
ftfy

>>76460167
TRUE

Ahhhhhhhhhh, I'm too jaded for that kind of content

>>76459751
Literal Chills

>>76460235
i was just watching cerber's stream to see the mentioned degeneracy and feeling the same thing. she plays it up so much i can't even begin to buy into it

>>76460381
its live im watching hololive on twitch

Cerber needs to reduce channel points interaction. It is is made for 100-200 viewers max.

Cerber and her viewers need to FUCK OFF FROM /swarm/

>>76460712
so that is who killed John Lemon

>>76460091(me)
My bad,
Whore= also low bodycount with anyone that induces cringe, i.e. fuckboys, badboys, e-celeb, tryhard, poser, athlete.
If your bodycount is 1 it's literally over for you
>>76460167
My bad, lets just keep it at that.

>>76460752
c'mon is almost a turtle-safari

>>76459313
>no pantsu shot
Whoever drew this is a hack

>>76460842
that's what I'm saying

>>76460842
it would get deleted off the discord within minutes

>>76460842
is this based off something where pantsu is shown?

>>76460943
Yes

>>76460943
https://youtu.be/3Zo_1S-iVoA

>>76461083
that character is also an ai

>>76457623
imagine sitting on a toilet that's literally been covered in piss the entire night

>>76462078
she should sit on my face instead

>>76462201
fuuuuck that must smell so fucking bad (good)

Doing LSD with Neuro!

>>76462771
Sounds incredibly fun, until she crushes your skull in a hallucination induced frenzy

Does Evil use drugs?

do you guys not feel bad, seeing the anons for whom the filian baiting bothers get clowned on? it feels like ever since i (essayschizo) stopped posting, a lot the directed shitposting has gotten way more negative and mean and neuro unrelated.

i tried to tell that guy in his double thread to ask nicely. i feel that would've worked. but he couldn't trust like that, because you've made him insane. now he'll go on to be just that little bit nastier in real life and the cycle will continue. i'd like for you to do him a kind turn next bake. thank you

>>76463570
kys hiyorifag

plapping evilbutt while she's rolling

>>76463570
If you are "bothered" by anything in this general then that's your problem, the hide post and stub option is right there. If you're bothered by the majority of the posts here then you are simply in the wrong thread.

>>76463570
They should keep taking turns
>shitposting has gotten way more negative and mean and neuro unrelated
it is more hostile true, but most shitposting is Neuro unrelated since nearly a year now.

>>76463919 (me)
>>76463968
I do agree that the shitposting has gotten worse though.

Uh bros? You guys told me numi was supposed to be a whore?

schizo hours

>>76463570
you did nothing when it was still preventable.
you only have yourself to blame

Imagine believing you can negotiate with schizos. Getting (You)s is the highlight of their existence, what makes you think they'd give that up if you just asked nicely?

>>76463968
>They should keep taking turns
thats what ive been doing except for one time where i forgot

>>76464189
again give me timestamp when neuro’s mom mentions vedal

>>76465146
classic

>>76465146

>>76465146
>>76465269

here comes the excuses. he better be visiting filian or something.

nur

>>76465348
for

>>76465269
I think he misspelled prostitution.

>>76465382
ved

>>76465269
Filian is in heat AGAIN? She just got back from visiting him, what the fuck?

>>76465325
>he better be visiting filian
she's at mizkif's lil bro

>>76465394
lel

It's all so tiresome

I hope vedal can continue to make some more improvements to Neuro's video react ai
Would be neat to have her watch more shows and movies and be able to have an expanded context window to more easily follow along with the plot

tutel cancelled a stream
I was pretty bummed out about it
but I think Vedal is probably more happy not having to stream than I am sad about it being cancelled (total happiness in the world increased)
So whatever

>>76465728

Neuro-sama reacts to Shoujo Ramune

>>76465887
kekw

>>76465887
holy obsessed

>>76465894
That would unironically be absolute kino

>>76456493
Hart

dead thread?

im watching filian

>>76465894
Oh hey, haven't watched that in a while, time to boot up my fav episode, the 4th one

Didn't vedal mention last dev stream that he reverted the changes/upgrades he made to neuro 2 whole weeks ago? Or did i mishear? Because there's no way he was complaining about the latency if the changes were already reverted

>vedal continuing to groom ellie, now with cerbers help
strange

>>76469557
I literally don't know who ellie is, I think your just insane

>>76469599
hello tourist
do your reps

holy autism

china ccp prey animal yippee
https://www.twitch.tv/yuy_ix

>>76470004
erm liggerman? is this the right thread?

>>76469234
Yes, he reverted the changes except for the improved short term memory which is still on.

>>76468681
jesas she tore her to shreds tonight
what is her problem?

vedal and cerber fucking while having ellie's stream play in the background

>>76445614
>vedal started to stream playing video games HIMSELF rather than neuro
>additionally, does jackshit to try to improve neuro significantly it's all minor useless shit
>being immediately shielded and excused by his dicksukers from any criticism: "lmao shitdev", "lmao neuro has no competition", "lmao dont expect actual AI shit's hard wtf u expect"
>constant collab with nobodies
>pandering to whores. there's a reason why people come to see Neuro instead of whores
>Neuro's mother actually losing interest

Unlike the doomposters I don't think the fad will die. But just like all other whoretubers, Neuro's just going to stagnate indefinitely at this point. Unless there's some kind of drama where Vedal gets cancelled over some stupid shit, or actually lose interest in the fad himself.

lmao shitdev

>>76471975
Vedal streams literally get double the viewers as neuro only streams. Keep seething, pedo.

>76471975

>immediately shielded and excused by his dicksukers

>bigger number better

>>76471975
yeah bro infinite growth fucking nooooombers bro i love it when having good numbers is stagnating because the line isn't going up the phrase "going steady" is a four letter word if it were a word and not a phrase or figure of speech fuck you

>ellie shouts out her mod's (!!!) throne
>the same oiler who funded neurodog buys out her whole fucking throne
this guy is either steve jobs or mentally ill, but thanks for the neurodog I guess

>"wtf why does he never make significant upgrades, just create an AGI by yourself in a few months bruh"
why do the biggest retards complain the most?

>>76471975
how does one dude possess so much delusion

I wish Anny would lose interest permanently

I wish you would lose your life permanently

>he actually got bao in her chat

21
can you do sum for me
can you hit a lil rich flex for me

So when will the whorification of ellie begin?

>>76475422
Already begun, she's fucking that oiler

>>76475422
Is she female and over 13? Then she's already a whore. Sorry you had to find out like this.

nurcun?

proud architect

>>76475422
i assume she's dating bo they Collab alot, she also seems too autistic to go lewdtuber so i dont think it will happen to an extreme extent at least.

Damn. Everyone hanging out in Ellie chat.

she’s growing on me. probably will become the next cerber

i would watch her stream more but her mods and oilers are insufferable

I like Ellie, she doesn't feel fake like Cerber

>>76478188
Like every small Vtuber?

>>76478297
I appreciate the cerber act. She puts on a show and plays a character. I can respect that sort of grind. She portrays herself as a wholesome dog vtuber without the GFE or coom baiting

>>76478598
i think its good in small doses, i watch for 30 mins to an hour then go watch something else, i appreciate her not being a coom baiter immensely, puts her above 95% of vtubers that exist.

>>76478598
And that is why she will eventually plateau.

If cerber REALLY wants to make it big, she will need to become more parasocial with her fanbase like Anny, Cinder, or Shondo.

>>76478387
No because small Vtuber fans are all insufferable

>>76479309

I think she can pull off a Fuwamoco. Remain unicorn and be a "good dog" for her chat.

So what is the cause of Neuro losing coherency lately? She seemed to peak from December to March and now she's losing it again.

>>76482151
"upgrades"

>>76482151
the upgrades are a wip. he wants to bring back the ranting, upgrade her memory, make her smarter, and still have her be retarded and funny at the same time. its gonna be really difficult to balance all of that

>>76484555
So far it feels like he's just downgraded her. Not even in a lolrandom kind of way but in a "I can't even talk to you because you refuse to make sense" kind of way. It harms collabs.

>>76456980
Yeah the collab show Neuro has been lobotomized. Some answer feel pretty generic, the word that a normal gemini bot that give everyone, not words of neuro for numi specificially

>>76457261
The previous collab was better. The boring part surprisingly came from neuro

>>76457435
Maybe you should care more about the quality of neuro?

>>76457666
In the end it's Vedal's fault

>>76457810
Lots of twitch viewers are cuckfag. They love that shit

Tutel is fucking up. He's gotten too nostalgic about his creation. Rather than keep trying to improve her he's trying to limit her in order to keep her personality recognizable.

Stop being a Luddite. Embrace the future.

>>76485378
i think this happened around the time he made her roast setups, and then roasted dinners and then chess, it makes her collab just roasts similar to stuff we have heard and therfore boring, this may just be a numi thing though because the koko one she wasn't endless roasting, she carried koko pretty hard.

>>76458472
Is it even good? I see they tried to sexualize the clown. It feel forced

>>76482151
vedal spilled cum on his PC and fried his motherboard

vedal is such a lazy hack. hate that guy!

>>76485929
if he was getting nostalgic he would be streaming osu and minecraft everyday again

>>76485778
nigger i was watching streams while the thread was crying about Anny and Cerber out of nowhere

>>76465394
I'm the customer btw

>neuro kept repeating her self
i blame numi for asking the same questions

>/swarm/ is mad at me
>better give the people what they want then

If you hate Vedal you should watch 2 view shitdev AIs instead of giving him your CCV.

>>76485378
If you said that the first 2 or 3 weeks, I would have agreed, but im seeing some of the improvement now. I thought the collab was good, and other viewers seem to agree. When neuro has shit/boring collabs, viewers start dropping off, but they went up pretty much the whole stream

>>76486019
It feels like there's a lot of things going on, like Neuro this stream was acting like she just woke up cranky even before the collab started, even chat noticed.

Also Vedal over in discord was talking about how he spent basically the whole day and a bunch of money training models, so it sounds like he's still hyperfocused on getting the new version right over making sure everything is going smoothly with the current rollback Neuro he used for the collab.

That said, I still enjoyed the collab. You kinda always know what you're getting with Numi but it's been a long-ass time since the last one so it still felt a little fresh.

>shitdev out of nowhere

>>76471975
lmao

Neuro stream idea: YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU THINK YOU ARE SO FUNNY RIGHT NEURO IS GOING TO KILL SHE IS GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU DIEEE YOU FUCKING MORON

>>76487072
Ya don't need an echo chamber to voice ur own opinion, chud. Just show screenshot of what is good

reminder

>>76488531
echo chamber? Im js a lot of people enjoyed the collab. its ok for you to have an unpopular opinion, chudcel

>>76488531
Collab was ok, unlike "clap incident, evil neuro neglect, say f, talking over other person" this time almost no "bad" content

>>76486019 (me)
just watched the highlights video, honestly way better as a highlight video, which is true of most neuro content, but this one in particular for some reason.

What went wrong?

>>76490963
turtle debut

>>76490963
sex with filian

>>76490963
what was this even in refence to? was he that excited for the experimental stuff that fell through? I think neuro is about as good as ever btw

>>76491132
why so obsessed

>>76491179
I don't know why vedal is so obsessed with filian.

>first time my filter ever catch something in /swarm/
>check out of curiosity
>it's a "chud"poster
oh no

>>76491677
>Telling retards what word to skirt to avoid your filter
ngmi

no stream on sunrday
why :(

>>76491893
Some other priority took precedent, he was vague but maybe trying to get neuro ready for the pre-fight and post fight wrestle interviews? That’s very soon

fad status?

>>76492221
Neuro chill streams average going up but everything else has leveled off, with shorts continuing I could see a sizeable boost over the long term.

tum?

neuro sama?

>>76492631
tum!

ewwww, slop...

Throwing Neuro down and ravaging her!

>slop hours

sexing sexvil in the butt

>>76459087
> he doesnt know

I subbed to Filian

>giving money to twitch whores

>>76493940
At least she has a low bodycount. She is built for petplay and dd/lg. I hope she's not with some faggot..

>>76494025
>giving money

>>76488947
what am i looking at here

Rubbing Evil's tummy after a rough splapturge session.

>>76494678
>>76494678
>>76494678

>>76471975
I asked what killed /swarm/, the stream is fine.
>>76476671
Nice sleep schedule Vedal

nurcun!

>>76495485
In my mouth!