/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76446436
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>76446444
O LORD SHINE YOUR LIGHT ON ME

>>76446444
Amen. This thread will be better

>>76446194
.wav soundposts always stutter for me, here's an .mp3 version

>>76446629
you jinxed it

>>76446629
Yes!

are there any other altventurers in this thread that see leader as a brotuber or are you guys mostly yumes

I want starsen nuis to smack around so badly. I'm so close to going, "Fuck it, I'll do it myself."

>>76446847
he's a bro!

I love my bratty retard

>>76446847
most people see him as a retarded little brother

sex with flaybaby

So are we or are we not chill with convention merch?
We can't show our shit off if the thread spirals from a pic of post-it notes!

>>76446900
>>76446916
based, glad to be amongst my people

>>76447194
>our
buy an ad

not doing this again, go back

is no one streaming today?

>>76447250
*bought
there's been several conventions this month already, there are lots of nice pics of merch

>>76447361
it's Tuesday

>>76447361
hakka at 10AM JST and bettel an hour later

>>76447372
My guy I really loved Magni and I don't mind that he is still on merch but can you go shit up the other thread, don't you need to keep it alive

hi anons :D

I want more Mad Dogz, I smiled the whole stream

>>76447559
HALLO

>>76447559
Ever felt a bat to your knees

>>76447528
I'm not on other threads and I'm not shitting up anything

VG3D

>>76447796
RIGHT NOW!

Gen4 July

>>76447860
2 Thais, 1 French, 1 JP

you just lost the game :)

>>76447689
KEK

>>76447911
Reply to this or your oshi dies in his sleep

>>76447908
Holostars English...

anon stinks

>>76447860
June

>>76447943
fuck face

>>76447908
filipino
filipino
filipino
filipino

>>76447953
so do you

>>76447943
pretty sure my oshi is already dead but replying just in case

>>76448023
IT'S SO OVER

Tavi would be perfect if he wasn't a Flip

anon would be perfect if he wasn't a fag

>>76448023
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

anon would be perfect if she was a hag

I wanna hit Gavis Bettel with my signature move where I spawn a burger. Ideally burgers would be spawned until he snaps like a Lovecraft protag

>>76448470
Bring him back

>>76448409
where do the burgers spawn..?

>>76448494
He'll be back after anons are finished using him as an onahole

>>76448617
In his stomach, he'll snap in the physical sense

Puzzle time, wishing him more recovery a I liked the art edition:
https://jiggie.fun/gQBYwn

do you think Ruze doesnt mind having hags as fans? Sometimes I feel out of place with the zoomers in his chat

>>76448904
If anything, he'll welcome a more level-headed section of his audience, anon.

>>76448904
aint he like Bettels age?

>>76448943
This is what Shinri will look like in a few years

>>76448904
If anything he'd probably appreciate some older people who might actually have some input in the discussion

>>76448904
He doesn't care as long as you aren't parasocial

>>76449307
but i am :(

>>76449682
Well don't let him see it

>>76449307
his negative attitude to parasocial just seems to make the girls want him more lmao

>>76448993
wait how old is bettel?

>>76449839
it makes him seem trustworthy i guess, he isn't here to get pussy and that makes him more attractive. yumepandering is gross to a lot of people

>>76449903
27 s3

>>76449988
>yumepandering is gross to a lot of people
That's why I like Vesper so much, a whore who doesn't know he's a whore!

>>76449988
You just have to deal with knowing he'll unironically hate you if he finds out and getting the "talk" once in a while, which I don't mind since I just watch him play games

>>76448945
>>76449097
>>76449307

okay this is good to know. I'll try to be more active in chat then.

>>76450091
>a whore who doesn't know he's a whore

who else has this vibe?

>>76450401
(You)

nothing like eating some maccas

https://x.com/xKitsuneHime/status/1793446682069205436

>>76449307
>>76449988
i wish people (talents and fans) would stop equating parasocial with yume or gachis. anyone who cares about their oshi, has been inspired by them or made streams part of their daily routine is by definition 'parasocial'. what you're talking about is schizos.

>>76446847
Not sure about the typical "brotuber" term, but he is my lil bro whose hair I wanna ruffle when he is being cute and maybe kiss a bit

>>76446847
I kinda used to see him as one, more like a young brother than as a brotuber which is someone I see alongside me. But then I got fed up of his whiny "I know best" attitude and dropped him

>>76450927
The pipeline from yume/gachi to schizo is real slippery

>>76451196
Gachi is already schizo

how do i stop myself from lusting for the boys

>>76451196
shipping your oc x talent or talent x talent is on the same level of delulu to me

>>76451310
neuter/spay yourself

>>76448904
I don't get the feeling that ruzaders are that young. Seem like a mix of older zoomers and millenials.

>>76451360
There's a reason everyone pretends to be normal

I'm glad Altare finally got a functional vehicle, never thought he would actually go through with getting a motorcycle but glad for him

>>76446436
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - ARMIS Lore Voice AND Gavis Bettel Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRwP76bgtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPjoKpm7xk

>I'm surprised all the boys fit in one jar!
https://x.com/Finarael/status/1793720455947493376

>>76453110
DAY 32! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 32! 4 DAYS LEFT TO GET HAKKA'S BIRTHDAY MERCH!

>>76453139
the university degree on the wall really brings it all together

>>76453139
>>76453233
oh look, doxxniggers

>>76453323
what? this is just a picture of merch, the fuck are you talking about

>>76453432
kys

>>76453567
Why are kois so fucking ugly

>>76453614
we can be cute too

>>76453323
If you somehow see something that is doxx in that picture you are the biggest doxxfag in the room. It's literally just Holostars EN official and fanmade merch

>>76453757
>haha le forbidden knowledge, just you and I know about it
>>76453233

>>76453323
?
How about this:
https://x.com/JBeansCat/status/1793717404629176603
I like the squishy things

Feeling homesick

>>76453670

>>76453840
Anon it would have been better to say nothing at all because I still have no idea what the fuck you're going on about

>>76453840
it's literally all stars merch, with the fan's uni degree cropped off without any info visible. What are you even seeing other than that, there's absolutely nothing else there. Is the lamp a doxx, the wallpaper perhaps?

>>76454058
>>76454076
the university degree is not-magni ohmonah merchandise.

>>76453924

>>76454158
kek you really outed yourself as the true doxxfag here because I just assumed it was the fan's actual degree. gj

>>76454076
why is the degree so relevant that it ties it all together?

>>76454158
way to ruin a cute merch pic to us that don't keep up with him

>>76454158

>>76454278
someone putting their uni degree next to a vtuber shrine with a big ass jar was kinda funny to me. not anymore, I guess

I cant't wait till Ruze does get long hair. I cant wait for all the fanart of people grabbing his hair and yanking on it. I'm drooling already at the thought.

>>76454458
Fuck you long hair fags he's best with short hair

>>76454458
Long hair on men is disgusting

Why is Hakka the only purple fuck safe from doxxfags

>>76454458
As long as it isn't a mullet, I'll be fine.

A-at least our dead hours aren't worse than the time we were tuck with just one boy streaming for the entire branch anymore

>>76451143
Yeah I kind of get that since he can seem a bit patronizing/condescending at times, but I think it's part of his charm considering he jobs so much. Kind of like Bettel in the way he fails after saying "watch this", but in a less overtly comical way

>>76454530
Doesn't go out of his way to make hakkitos accept his rm

>>76454522
wtf...
>>76454530
idk but why would you jinx it?

>>76454158
LOL, I see it now, I didn't even think anything of it when I posted it.
You know, you didn't have to point it out, your the real nark here

>>76454530
You don't understand spanish

>>76454571
Poor Axel...

>>76454608
Hakka isn't a man he's a _boy__

>>76454530
what about Flay?

>>76454707
>purple

>>76454571
I sometimes have to hang out in other threads to do something specific and every time it makes me appreciate this one a lot more, even if the doxxfags are annoying

>>76454751
ewwtare

>>76454751
I think you guys were right. I'm starting to have thoughts about the blue fuck

Chances of the boys winning a single match this weekend?

>>76454823
100% HYAKU PASENTO BAYBEEEEEE

>>76454707
colorblindchama...

>>76454810
Why does Awwtare make you feel things anon? Anything to confess?

>>76454823
Bettel is gonna win!

>>76454905
nta but awwtare kinda...

>>76454823
Betting on Jurard losing specifically.

>>76454905
Yeah actually he's- EW EW EW EW EW EWWWW WHY WOULD I LIKE EWWTARE EWW

>>76455041
K-K-K-K-K-K KILL YOURSELF

>>76454259
really hard not to run into the guy's face at every fucking corner if you follow just a couple hqpuras on twitter. nobody in this community has the decency to interact with alt accounts on alt accounts.

>>76455141
It's one thing to know his face, it's another thing to know what his merch looks like

>>76455141
That's the trick, don't use the shit formerly bird site

>>76455141
that's doesn't mean drag that shit here retard

>>76454670
true, true

>>76454377
>>76454259
Stop coping, your doxx site is dead so create something else but don't bring it here and then play coy when you get called out on your wink-wink doxx comments.

Is youtube down for anyone else? Can't load vods for some reason

>>76455199
i've seen it in so many tempus merch hauls, especially after the ohmonah tempus merch drops. as i said, no decency.

>>76455580
It's good on my end

>>76455141
You do know some of these Hololive talents are quite well known for other things right?
He was tangentially a part of this community before Magni and it has remained the same since last year.

>>76446847
I'm neither, I'm a fujo. I just see him as a cute entertainer and want him to succeed, while I imagine his character raping all the other members to assert dominance. Quite simple.

I don't care

>>76455543
I came in with armis, I never knew the dude and have no desire to now. Not everyone is a doxxfag in disguise

>>76455795
who are we talking about? I lost the plot.

>>76454377
That's why I posted it!
Oh well, I guess this is a move on moment ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>76455786
me with Ruze. I want him to put a few holoboys into a mating press like they need to be.

>>76455900
There was no plot, background item in a pic was related to something an now were circling again.

>>76455786
I can't imagine him raping anyone without being so cringe that the victim starts laughing at him

>>76447908
>1 French
Eww no, Cover, don't you dare

>>76455949

>>76455994
>Ruze is finally in a position to show dominance
>Bad luck strikes
He can't get it up

>>76456044

https://twitter.com/_Wren_pov/status/1793549047493796278

>>76452881
Yeah, I'm pretty surprised that he, of all people, is the guy that went for the motorcycle, but if it helps him get around and feel more free then I'm happy for him.

>>76454530
Tbf he has a habit of soft doxxing himself, so hakkitos don't bother out of pity

>>76456268
that's how we know he's a scaly!

Cool Wrestletuber trailer. Shinri you gotta make your wrestler my man
https://x.com/dokibird/status/1793738888818675912

>>76456379
What is going on behind Bettel? I'm dumb

>>76454810
God, how does he do it?? The success rate is just so high...

>>76456504
>That mirrored Hakka
Foul demon

>>76456044
GIVE ME THE CLUSSY

>>76456504
>josuji shinri

>>76454823
YOU CAN BET ON BETTEL~!!

>>76455795
Alright, I believe you. Sorry, buddy. But the other anon is still a liar.

>>76456504
isnt that jurards silhouette behind him?

>>76456537
That's Akkah, my wife (male)

>>76456677
Yeah that's what I thought, and it seems like it, but it still made me very confused

>>76456504
Shinri's face...

>>76456630
None of them are liars, it just didn't cross anyones mind, also, that was barely visible and I didn't see ti.

>>76456566
jasuske or whatever blue cunny calls him

>>76456379
>spoiler
he has either tonight or tomorrow to do it on stream if he's sticking with his regular time slot

sweet dreams flayon

>>76455786
BASED

can someone give me a qrd of august 19th for bettel? I'm new to holostars and a friend was autistically trying to explain it to me and I still dont understand.

>>76457352
WTF FLAYON BLUEBALLING VG 5D
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE LIES LIES LIES HE LILES LAZY LAZY LZTY LAZYA
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Watching this
https://youtu.be/9gtg7l90fxk
Why is he like this

>>76457511
A disappointment.

>>76457511
Some fan sent a superchat that just had a specific time on August 19th on it with no explanation, so Bettel did a bit where he was like "WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?? IS THIS WHEN I DIE??" etc. and that's about it.

>>76456379
They put in Lucy for GB? Holy downgrade of a downgrade

>>76457511
>some guy in chat does the meme of posting a random specific date and time with no context
>bettel sees this capitalizes on the meme
>makes a big event for that date
>hijinks ensue

>>76457511
There’s clip compilations lazychama

>>76457352
>all that work for some skits that will kill /mans/ from pure cringe

>>76457597
No one is a downgrade from GB, both can be equally bad tho.

>>76456379
/hfz/ and TFR spoiled me with their kino trailers and promos. It makes this one look amateurish

>>76457511
shortly after debut a fan said he was going to die that day, then it became a channel meme, then he had a special stream where he release a song and merch

>>76457352
why is pilot so sleepy? cover needs to stop overworking him, i'm running dangerously low on my meds over here..

>>76457724
We'll see how they go, I expect Hakka to make me cringe tbdesu

>>76457511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tgrRe2UqXA

>>76457833
Hakka may be cringe but it's still funny

>>76457943

>>76457569
He’s the actual king of bits in tempus

>>76458048
>hakka gets beat up by mini yagoo in 3D

So I think it's safe to assume VG3D is taking so long because they're going to dance classes

>>76458048
Someone edit the hand pinching png on his neck, will do it myself in a few if no one can

>>76457832
>i'm running dangerously low on my meds
you had a menshi yesterday and another stream the night before, greedy roon

>>76458221
I think it's safe to say none of them have rhythm, so maybe they had to take more than Cover expected...

>>76458267
i missed them due to IRL stuff ;-; watching VODs doesn't hit the same

>>76458246

>>76458390
Watch last week's asmr to pass time, I know I will

>>76458382
its definitely been a while but didnt shinri do breakdancing when he was younger?

>>76458681
So did Magni, but do you think either of them can anymore?

>>76458554
grabbing his scrawny neck ToT

>>76458748
not to the same level no but in my own experience he should retain some of his fundamentals... i hope...

>>76459069
I need this as an official print

>>76458554
Perfect! thanks anon

would you get mad if a holoboy had really good collab chemistry with a hologirl and thus they started to collab more and more?

>>76460744
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.

>>76460744
I was chill with it when Alt and Ves did it

>holoboy

>>76460744
he was a holoboy
she was a hologirl
can I make it anymore obvious?

>>76460744
he was a holoboy
she was a hologirl
can i make it any more obvious

>>76461087
>>76461089
now kiss

>>76461087
>>76461089
sex

>>76461087
>>76461089
Now fuck

>>76461112
>>76461125
>>76461132
Have a sloppy orgy

>>76461087
>>76461089
Marry and spawn a bunch of children

>>76461087
>>76461089
Double KEK

>>76461161
>>76461172
BASED BASED BASED

>>76461087
>>76461089
Wow, 1 sec apart, incredible guys

>>76461313
USE MY AXEL VERSION COME ON I don't have it on me now

>>76461087
>>76461089

SAME BRAIN SAME BRAIN
come on lets take this somewhere private where we can hold hands *wink wonk*

>>76461438
Gomen, couldn't find it in my /mans/ folder

>>76447943
Please no.

Bros, I think they finally got the 3D finished and are rehearsing on the studio

>>76462480
why ON the studio? are they not allowed inside?

>>76462884
no. clown turbo aids is not only an std but an airborne disease as well

>>76463172
kill him already

>>76462884
No, the studio is being used by the girls so they gotta do with rehearsing on the studio.

>>76447943
Joke's on you, my oshi doesn't sleep!

uu..

>>76464096
It's kinda funny he still hasn't done a single other stream in his new outfit

streams doko

I got bored and I miss mama so I drew his new outfit from memory

>>76464709
necc

>>76464539
>>76447461

>>76464709
Looks like Unity's default 3D model

>>76464709
cute! he looks like hes gonna give a good hug

>>76464709
incredible work uuuuuuuuuu I miss mama too

>>76464709
Cute~

>>76464460
we know he had it at Anime Impulse but yeah...

>>76464800
no frames = no streams

Contrast in skin tones uoh... I want to racemix...

>>76461438
>>76461799
im the only /mans/ anon with this thing

>>76466441
Bro i was thinking of diving in the archive just now kek
Probably the most effort I've put into a shitpost

I'm missing my blue waif again

what if the boys don't job at wrestletuber and win?

>>76466441
Yoinked

>>76466903
Then they graduate

How do i find an axelotl girlfriend?

>>76467108
As a gamer, I'd prefer an axeloli girlfriend.

>>76467108
you don't want one they have herpes

>>76467108
Fly to Hong Kong

>>76465767
Don't come crying to /mans/ when he takes his sniper rifle for some reason on a milk run and never returns.

>>76467246
Hows that working out for you?
>>76467352
Hey. Try everything once, right?
>>76467732
Do they only exist there :(

>>76467853
>Hows that working out for you?
Either they try to bite my fingers off or they laugh at me for liking anime.

It hurts.

Thinking about how VG was stolen of their 6-months and 1 anniversary celebration by management.

>>76467246
>axeloli
>axe loli
So, Ruze

>>76467853
>Do they only exist there :(
I mean, you can find some in Japan too but I believe they (the cute ones) are mostly from there, maybe TW but I don't think the Tempura community is big enough there. Then you can find a few in burgerland but that's different

>>76466903
I can't imagine such a thing happening, even with AI controlling the characters.

>>76467959
Good luck out there brother o7
>>76468072
My options are unfortunately limited to only burgerland

>>76466441
yoink!

https://x.com/aikeroki/status/1739172080929980620

>>76469056
i must force him to reproduce with me and we will bear a bountiful litter of offspring

May’s first cancellation

>>76470071
at least we have Hakka to save us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyMNRhGvLxI

>>76470115
>Picrel
Damn how brutal do those orgies get?

>>76470282
it's all flayon's fault. he's the only one with a dick big enough to mess up their throats this bad (also explains why he's the only one not suffering)

>>76467108
Just have an Aussie accent and you're good to go.

how do I get groomed by one of the armis boys?

>>76468241
Aren't there like 6 Hakkas and 3 Axels from /hfz/? Those two could potentially have a chance if they choose one of those. (And Bettel 2, if they somehow allow him through.)

HAKKA ON THE FUCKED THROAT TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyMNRhGvLxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyMNRhGvLxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyMNRhGvLxI

>>76471139
If you go without showering long enough at least one of them will probably feel enough pity to do it

>>76471823
kek

he didnt even check if he was muted lmaooo

FREE HIM

>>76471823
kek

are they all sick because they were kissing?

>reminiscing on 18 months worth of clown rape and ryona made him cry

crying on the same train... BOYS

>>76460912
>It is not of our concern.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

>>76471697
They will find a way to J.O.B., I believe in them!

>>76472235
>>76472291
I love this idiot

i want to become hakka's teacher and whip him to fucking shape

Doing meth with Pizzaman WOOOO!

>Axel is an ipad kid

>Axel is actually really smart

>>76474552
we already know this

hakka's pronunciation strikes again

>>76474552
He's probably one of those Asians living in Australia if you think he's smart. I mean he can speak Japanese fluently so it's possible one of his parents is Japanese.

>>76469056
I'm the roon he's hugging

>abandonment issues go hard
>i'm a robin in the making
So Shinri is Batman

>I just noticed I'm always looking for a father figure
Hakkers...
>And father figures always gravitate towards me
Nahone

>i will mother you rather than father you

>hakkamama cuddles with the hakkito plushie

>hakkamama loves us and cradles us close to her tiddies every minute of the day

SPRMO!?
please do something cool with your lore hakkers...

Is Hakka ogey?

>>76454530
the voice says it all thats why

>>76474988
Anon...

>he fell for the gacha scam
ngmi

>>76455141
Blame the talents that still associate with him

>defending his gacha purchases
how long until he’s casually rolling on stream like axel gbf

>gacha simp
87 IQ moment

Hakka got jealous of Ruze helping Axel with Elden Rings and now he wants to play too

>>76478282
no...

>>76478282
And with a torture device so he can imagine Ruze is beating him up

Has anyone reviewed Armis new VP yet? I was out these past days

>>76475722
Shinri is too poor to be Batman...

>>76478741
not that i've seen. a lot of fujos say that the one you get when you buy them all at once is for fujos specifically

>Project Isekai 8pm EDT tomorrow
>Elden Ring with a batsu the next day

Skip the 'log button
>>76479049
>>76479049
>>76479049

Last for being so back

>>76479335
>on the day he cancelled
>crunchy as fuck image

>>76479335
Last for breaking his back

>>76479335
Last for kicking his sack

>>76480202
DELETE THIS. NOW!

Rape Gavis Bettel

>>76478741
read a few threads back. someone said they have little lore and are better appreciates you are a yume

>>76480372

>>76480474
better appreciated if you are a yume*
big thumbs, sorry

>>76480372
NO TO SPREADING CLOWN AIDS

>>76480372

last for raping tempus

Last for Hakka buttpats

>last for kissing hakka's ballsack

last for slimes raping altare

last for domestic violence with Hakka

last for me

WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIIIIEEEE!

>starbucks
oh no no no

wow this is a long page 11

>>76481361
longer in the middle of the night