/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

sex with mio at offkai (I'm fifth in line)

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

I'm gonna transplant my good luck directly into Muyu so she can be happy

I want to breed bread!

>>76446862
You got in early

I want to have sex with Mio. How much do I need to donate for 1 hour of sex?

>>76447069
One hand in the uncontainable spidor fluff, other hand on the spidor thigh. Also spidor guitar!
https://x.com/amiyaaranha/status/1793680828658262234

>>76447414
You only need to find her at offkai

>>76447414
A lot of seal videos. Like, a LOT!

>>76446230
you got it boss

[Mio news]
She tried to rape Tonya

>>76447771
relatable

>>76447414
Its free if you're white

>>76447771
>news

Mio could please stop talking to the person LITERALLY LIVING IN THE SAME HOUSE AS YOU????

Yuuna is literally a mother to both Tonya and Mio

>>76448325
literally why?

>>76448458
What's the point of streaming if she just talks to a girl she can just talk to at any time?

>>76448516
You are literally imagine things in your head

>>76448325
I hope you get into a car accident

>>76448631
But Mio will get sad if that happens to a regular

>>76448667
She'll get over it

What does Lisa's breast milk taste like?

>>76446646
backpack full of bees lol

Is there a reason beerpals never link when Mio goes live?

>>76448831
If you want to groom your oshi, never post about her or share her with anyone else

>>76448831
This thread only has Mio antis

>>76448831
Yes.

>>76448831
i forget

>>76448831
I don't know why
https://www.youtube.com/live/uWz38EY_QJ0?si=tGj3F3Hht7dcP5Qw
https://www.youtube.com/live/uWz38EY_QJ0?si=tGj3F3Hht7dcP5Qw
https://www.youtube.com/live/uWz38EY_QJ0?si=tGj3F3Hht7dcP5Qw

>>76448738
I imagine it's like goat milk but with a hint of strawberry

>>76448831
Because there is always some faggot trying to anti that's why I don't live post either. I just enjoy streams.

Tonya is still sleeping at 11am?

>>76448878
>>76448887
>>76449246
Sounds like Mio needs moved to her own thread if no one wants to talk about her here.

>>76449364
Fuck. Off.

>>76449360
Doesn't she typically wake up around 1PM?

>>76449360
All cats do is eat and sleep

>>76448831
She gets linked way more regularly than some other /tsunX/ chuubas. This stream is just much earlier than usual so the usual link posters (like me) missed it.

>was gonna say Mio when someone asked what Oriental was
I pussied out

>>76449169
>tfw no sheepberry milk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xym0P5wzAJY
Cant wait to see what kusoge spidermama discovers today.

>>76451630

We gonna witness the most absurd of overlaps?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OkSCvoq7cc

>>76451949
Is this a onsie pajama?

>>76452039
Leggings

Ami is live and playing lots of Plug n Play games!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xym0P5wzAJY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mb04S0jM70
Eber!

>>76452073
Thick rabbit...

do you think Ember is gonna tell us that she’ll never be our girlfriend again this stream?

>>76452413
Yup. It's because she's my gf, sorry anon

>>76452413
Mio's the one saying it this time, because we'll be having nonstop sex for two weeks. If her model starts suddenly moving and she mutes you know what happened.

Ami smeels

Stop being weird.

>>76452413
I still don’t know why she said that

The tiny sexy dork is back

>>76452515
I was late... was the early BRB because the smeel was just that potent??

>>76452413
No, chuubas who pull that stuff always allow time for you to gaslight yourself into thinking you overreacted or interpreted what they said wrong before pulling it again
If anything expect slightly more affection this stream
t. oshi domestic abuse survivor

>>76452413
I moved on

>>76452692
Started with no deodorant and had to go put it on

Fruitber
https://youtu.be/6Mb04S0jM70

>>76452413
>says she wants to get better GF
>plays into GFE and acts parasocial for chat
>complains about not making enough money
>suddenly says she’s not here to be our GF and calls parasocial viewers creepy
genuinely wdsmbt

>>76452944
says she wants to get better at GFE*
oops

>>76452944
You expect dignity from a woman that fingered herself on camera and put it online?

>>76453062
I don’t care about that shit faggot. I only care about what she says on streams and how it effects me

Nice to see Lisa getting some donos

>>76452944
Ember isn't my oshi and I don't have those kinds of feelings for her so it doesn't affect me but that was strange. I still like her a lot, it just seemed like shooting yourself in the foot for no reason.

>even /tsunx/ isn't immune to seething femanons
grim but not unexpected

>>76453207
>No one posted Lisa's stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxIAYEi-X2o

>being confused about something Ember said makes you a seething femanon
ok

Thanks I hate it

>>76453120
>effects
Too bad I don't have the pointing Lisa picture

>>76452944
She's trying to groom Dizzy instead

did Ember shitting on parasocial fans and GFE enjoyers really have this much of an impact already? she’s not even at 300 viewers…

Good afternoon, I hope you had a nice morning and the rest of your day goes well. I love my floofy, stinky spidormom and feeling her sweat covered knuckles slamming into my body like a train. I'm Ami's punching bag

>>76453897
I’d watch her but Ami is live, so is Nen

>Lisa's move away from her mother seems permanent
Thank fuck

>>76454075
Not watching the stream but this is fantastic news if true. That woman is seriously toxic.

You have two primitive women to continue your tribe with bucko, choose wisely

>>76452944
Kys and stop taking what she said out of context. She said most vtubers aren’t there to be your girlfriend unless they do gfe, not that she was above it or doesn’t do it.

>>76454411
Nta can you give me a timestamp so I can see what was actually said
I tried lining up posts from here with the stream but wasn't having luck

Imagine dolled up Lisa lifting heavy boxes

>>76454634
You know it's bad when /pcg/ is doing a better job looping this shit than here.
https://youtu.be/_Fpxx1dcRYE?t=3858

wose...

saya... schedule https://x.com/sayasairroxs/status/1793729544371024211

Lisa just describing gfe

Hundreds of stolen games would actually be pretty decent for a plug n play

Ember has undiagnosed depression.

Mio is so much happier here. She hates non-US beerpals. Get cucked

>>76455599
I wish Mio would move and leave her parents in Korea

>>76455576
And anxiety and ADHD

I feel like this is the 29th time Ember's told this ADHD story

Does anyone else feel refreshed after a Lisa zatsu?

>You guys think about my tummy I'll think about your tummy
Spidermom...

I would bully Mio too if she brought fucking stinky fish for lunch

>>76455884
Ember estoy loopin' hard this week.

>>76456365
>she's looping
>we're looping
WE ARE

>Majong
AMI NO GET AWAY FROM IT

>>76444430
Good shit anon

[Ami news]
she's fallen to the jong

>>76456487
>>76456506
can't believe I have to drop ami now

the fact she cant not laugh her own awful joke is peak ami. i love this dork

Ember, Airi, absolutely no one thinks you caring about your female viewer numbers is "just a joke"

Mio is describing making a work lunch for her future husband and children. She hates unthoughtful lunches.

>>76456487
>>76456506
>>76456556
Lia deserves to be spanked for starting this shit

>Nen's gamer musk

>4 way Thursday overlap
I'm losing my mind

>>76456728
the fact this woman has a father surprised me to such an extent that i had to reevaluate my ideas on most chuubas

This just reminds me of my sorted LEGO bricks from way back when.

>>76457645
I went to eat when did she switch to this instead of the rhythm game

>>76457684
Around 8 minutes ago, she's making Encore-themed keychains.

Ami is urinating right now

>>76457875
yea on me

Ami...

>>76454758
yeah it was in reaction to this retard coming in the middle of nowhere and saying weird shit trying to bait ember, I totally understand her reaction when she wasn't on the subject at all

>>76457336
Dad left in 2022, she didn't make it subtle.

>Ember comes back from the toilet
>Ami goes to the toilet
Coincidence?

Well we know one of the people fucking Mio at Offkai now
Do you best? "I know you will" shy giggles while realizing she said what she shouldn't have

>>76457966
He's been back for awhile now

Ember will probably spend half the member's stream crying

>OH SHIT, I'M SORRY

>Touch your cousins! Touch your siblings!

>>76458946
Reset the timer

CONGRATULATE

Sweaty Ami hugs...

[Ami news]
we will do game 69

>>76459407
Imagine sniffing every last inch of her soft sweaty body...

Sex with buckos

>>76459755
anon mom does not approve of your incestual gay actions

>>76459755
She's genuinely making it so fucking hard to not have sexual thoughts about her

>>76459755
I won't have sexual thoughts about my fellow bucko no matter how feminine and soft and fuckable they look

>>76459755
Gay sex with Sleepy

>>76460217
4, in a Yuuna biting mood today

>>76460217

>>76460426
I want to bite onto her yuunas alright

>Face planting multiple times in high jump immediately
My mom the athlete

>Ember singing Shoujo Rei I think
I'm actually a bit surprised she's completely stopped the covers.

>Ami cant do one push up
imagine the amount of physical stress she would have just from a few minutes of sex

>>76461146
Ami exhausted from sex and just laying back while my peak buckodome trained endurance lets me plow her however I like for as long as I like

>>76461259
>peak buckodome trained
you may not like it but this is what peak bucko physique looks like

[Good news]
Ember is eating

>dont blusho at your sister ball

>Food really is the way to my heart, mind and soul
You don't say...

>Ember tried to train her mom to say "I love you" more
>Her mom started tearing up because she couldn't bring herself to say it
Asian parents really are something else

>I do puff up to make myself appear bigger. Your streamer might just be a pufferfish.

>Aw shucks, oh no, it's mahjong!

[Ember news]
She is the angel of burgers

>Sometimes I have the urge to be anyone but myself
Ember...

Ami saying "my son" does things to me

>>76461520
If all buckos look like this, then... well...

>>76463148
'And it's harder to be yourself
Than it is to be anybody else'

>I actively seek out media to make myself suffer

>>76463234
https://files.catbox.moe/sbhhb0.mp3

Yuuna is so fucking hot...

>>76463304
well what anon?

>Ami sobbing into her hands
Hot...

I just realized that Mio has been doing really well lately. She hasn't had one of her drunken meltdowns in recent memory, she's actually doing stuff like going to events and participating in collabs, and she's even been identifying and slapping down her schizos with astonishing lucidity.
Well done, Mio. I'm still mortified to be a member of your community in general, but at least today I am not ashamed to be your fake (real) internet boyfriend.

[Non-news]
Ami is hungry

>>76463483
I should just fraternize a little bit more with my bucko family is what I'm saying

EMBER JUST ADOPT MUYU ALREADY
PLEASE YOU CAN SAVE HER

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

Today Mio taught me Korean men wear skirts and somehow I'm not surprised, she also said they wear make up a while ago

>>76463867
Maybe they should cosplay as Mio

>"Sorry if you guys can hear me munching"
>Yuuna enters the chat
Impeccable timing

Yuuna is a flesh posting whore

Ember's Victorian child is mutating

>>76464001
She really has a way with words

Is it true Yuuna made a woman gain 10lbs by just looking at her?

>"These noises sound like the slot machine telling me that I'm winning!"
>Loses
Eber...

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EMBER

Can't stop shitting but Lisa vods are helping me through it

>>76464264
Her lawyers prevent her from answering that. And the last journalist that tried finding the perfect scoop ended up stuck in a warehouse in West Virginia.

Cute wose who doesn't understand the stock market

>>76465357
Buy high, sell low
That's the Wose secret!

>>76459755

>>76465464
Would it be gay to kiss this bucko?

>>76465464
Me when the bucko docking game is redonk

>Orla wants to play more Trauma Center today instead of Shadows of the Damned
More sexy nurse Auntie...

[Arisu news]
squibby
https://youtu.be/exixZSqc0wU

>You can't talk that way to the twelve year old I'm hanging out with!

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1793786739410014468
she is too cute

>>76465585
yes

>>76466753
What if I say no homo before tongue dancing with Sleepy?

>>76466819
still gay. still not allowed under Ami's roof

>>76466650
The snake BGM melted her spidorbrain...

>>76465357
maybe if you explain it in terms of scratch cards, she would develop a portfolio worth a roseillion dollars

>>76466870
Ami doesn't have to know

>>76467340
Ami can sense the invisible smears of Amitoxin all over your slutty bucko lips... there's no hiding from her

>>76467340
I'm telling.

>>76469183
Oh yeah? Do so and I'll tell Ami you did THIS

>>76469567
Lovebugs have money unlike sheeple so she's fine with it.

>>76447414
one coffee, 5 SEA(l) videos and be a white because for some reason asian women love white men (its a bad day for me)

>>76469567
what a snitch

phoneposting someone please post chai to celebrate her Lisa reunion

>>76471135

>>76471135
Does this mean she moved back in with her mother? Or did papafuji rescue her?

orlag trauma center
https://www.twitch.tv/orlaganceann

>>76471538
>Nurse Orla again
Why must she do this to me...

AIDNYAN LOVE!

>>76471839
I did not post this.

>>76471135
CHAI LOVE
https://x.com/chikafujilisa/status/1793794113713902077

How many goon sessions do you think Mio, Tonya and Yuuna have had since Mio got there?

>>76471832
She wants you to have sexual thoughts about your auntie (her)

>>76472008
Nurse I have swelling in my pants

where gay retard

>>76466650
Hopelessly in love with my dorky older girl spidermom who is also a cat...

I'm sorry to say but Sleepy likes big muscular men, not those who wear women's clothing at their mothers behest

Dragunny returns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JV-v_4oVOI

>>76476677
cute sleepy dragon

>>76473620
She isn’t touching her CC right now so she isn’t horny. I’m guessing it’s enough to keep her satisfied so around 10 per day

>>76478319

Constant thoughts of paizuri with Orla and then flipping her bangs up at the last second to unload on her forehead.

>>76478513
Lisa, point at this man

>>76478513

>>76478750
Orla paizuri on the couch but she ignores you completely while she reads a Nancy Drew novel

>>76478750
>>76479676

https://twitter.com/jurijurishima/status/1793829491569205452
gay retard is dying

This is your periodic reminder that Dizzy has inverted nipples.

>>76482467
Please don't make me consider masturbating to Dizzy

>>76475861
Hard to believe sleepy likes men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__mHbCD5VT4
My boyfriend is live!

Why thread dead?

Seems a little quiet today...

>>76484613
>>76484618
shhhh you will wake the magic

>HE CRUSTED

>>76485090
The life of a single mom... too busy feeding her children to stream

>>76485090
Crusters...

>>76485090
Cucked by Mio and Tonya.
I am ok with this outcome.

>mouses

>>76485186
“Arts and craft” uh huh
The real question is who is getting the double pen

>>76486315
double pan*

Did youtube fuck with how they count viewership numbers again?

>>76486679
That shit is just annoying visually because it's obvious the counter is screwed but the recent memory leak issue the platform has is the real aids
Give up rajeed, you are not getting rid of adblockers

>>76486679
No, Mio and Yuuna are just coping

Alias twitter space https://x.com/Aliasanono/status/1793847982338773402

>>76487067
No they actually screwed with it.
HoloID was affected particularly bad for some reasons

>>76486679
>Tenma at 600
>Poko at 200
>Airi at 300
Sure looks like it

>>76487067 (me)
*Mio and Tonya

If Mint is around the area i hope Mio gets to see her too

>>76486679
Yes and it's starting to piss me off.

comfy hanbi stream

>>76485536
Meese

Love Dizzy

sex with tonya at offkai (I'm first in line)

>>76470559
South east asian indians?

>>76452498
Waiting for the moment when it happens and 5 seconds later she unmutes again so we know anon is a quick shot.

>>76463550
I've been expecting more meltdowns that usual because offkai is just a billion opportunities for antis and beerpals alike to cause trouble, but all I've gotten the last few days is a haircut complaint.

>Almost a week without Mio liking porn

Peo says fuck the police https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRO-naHLv1g

>>76490687
>what eating well and living with people you love does to a mf
laugh and grow fat

>>76490140
I actually was having sex with her first, sorry for the mess

>>76491516
Is this... is this the first poll without Peo Engrish? I'm equally proud and disappointed

>>76491784
our little fairy is growing up

It's so quiet only Lisa's burp can wake the thread up

>>76446646
i started watching dizzy because of her dq monster streams a while ago and i always wondered
is she really a hag? why do people keep calling phase girls that.

>>76490687
Mojey is the only beerpal i can't trust non causing issue at offkai.
Anything else is SEA cucks on the lig brainstorming cuckholdry fantasies in their head to get mad with

>it's time for your little goblin checkup
>it's to make sure you're in good condition to continuously be tortured in the dungeon

>>76490841
>She's still /here/

Orla's dating sim merch arrived.

>>76494190
I would suggest watching streams.

>casually playing Blue Archive
>wants to be a cool mother figure to the girls
>hates the player character because it's creepy and a weirdo
Orlag...

>>76495949
I understand the struggle, you gotta tough it out for the gay girl content

>>76495949
This is not the game for her lmfao

>>76495949
Wow she's just like me with NIKKE

>>76496527
Nah that dude is a just a loser who definitely likes getting stepped on

>small Orla bought Smash for the Wii
>only played the story mode and didn't get the hype

>>76496701
>played the little gay angel boy on sleepovers
Nintendobros? Who is she talking about?

>>76473541
God bless this skrunkler

>>76496734
Pit (actual name). You probably recognize him as the guy in all the Palutena porn.

>Orla really wants to go to Ami's Offkai panel but might miss it because of flights

>>76497223
I will send all of my energy so she makes it to that panel

>>76495380
Never heard of the game but that's a stylish as fuck 3DS

>>76494190
Hag (baby)

Lisa is all sweaty from manual labour....

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>76480291
Shima...

>>76454758
>use the word cuck unironically in a vtuber's live chat
>vtuber calls you out on having a weird mindset
She was in the right for this

>>76500209
It's not a weird mindset.

>>76475861
>Implying these things are mutually exclusive

>https://x.com/cherrymelo_o/status/1793917332391448769
>Sealions were cuteeeeee
WTF TONYA
THE BETRAYAL

>>76501681
The war between team FAT FUCKS and team UGLY-ASS NIGGAS has begun

15 buds

>>76501769
Naked? In the showers at Rose Ranch?

Midsemi Midlock

Wose posters always here in our time of need

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMSJNvwWLR4

Consider.

>>76503693
Cute twigs

>>76503036
>doing a re-read of Stephen King
>done with The Dead Zone and a short compilation
>everything was great until Orla pointed out how badly he writes women

Auntie... I want the scales back on my eyes!!!

>>76503036
I see she did a Bladerunner watch along. Should I get her membership?

>>76501681
Those things are like fridges that swim, nothing like the curved shape of the noble seal

>[Spidermom news]
Her custom GBA button molding was mostly success and she's got it working! Proud of this cool dork

I wish I was rich so I could make multiple £1k+ donos to Lisa and help her out

https://x.com/yukinoshitapeo/status/1793985363402543455

>>76507671
How is she so cute...

>>76507043
She could buy so much NieR memorabilia, live in a castle of it even

>>76495949
Does Orla not like loli/shota?

>>76509591
Orla is huge into self-inserting. As in like, self-self-inserting. Sensei occasionally saying silly things or the Bunny Garden guy being a recently unemployed loser are huge blocks to her, because they're not her.

I miss my stinky fox

>Another Mio stream I'll miss because of work

>>76509917
Just be a better bf.

>>76509947
If I lose my job I can't financially support my wife

>>76509828
I do the same thing so I can't really blame her.

>>76510055
Sounds like a skill issue for you and you just don't love her enough. Don't you feel bad admitting that?

>>76510055
You can't work if you have a raging diarrhea. Think about that for a second.

anyone got to see the deleted tweet? https://x.com/Muu_Muyu/status/1793947778726679008

>>76510427
Unfortunately no, whatever it was I didn't even get to see a notif so she deleted it pretty quick

Jelly get's some weird ass maros
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1794021543569457373

>>76510765
That was me :)

>>76510765
I refuse to believe someone wrote this thinking it was funny or clever

muyu just posted a picture of her fat juicy cunny, i hope nobody missed it, what a treat!

>>76510765
>>76510934
Fan or hater or both?

Also the only good thing about nuTwitter is that without an account the tweets are sorted by most faves so you get some sort of impromptu Greatest Hits from each profile

now THIS is a Jerry banger https://x.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1705395080054603900

>>76511101
Fan I never talk in stream. I've only donated a few times. Granted I can't watch everything but I like her.

https://twitter.com/Azalanz/status/1794007596418154714

>>76511332
Thank you for the blessed art. I need to comm this artist.

>>76510121
>you just don't love her enough
I guess I don't. She probably won't miss me in that case.

>>76511332
Made for fish

>>76511609

Bread doko?

Happy Friyay!

Mayor sick...

>>76512443
>>76512443
>>76512443
baked

Mio Love!

mio hate

bucko love

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