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News:
NijiEN 3rd Anniversary Celebration site: https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/en_3rd_anniversary/
Luxiem Bamco Collab Announced: https://x.com/KainKily/status/1791413426683826672
Ryoma Debut May 24: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY6Lhn0cinI
Alban Bday merch releases May 26: https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1792027613445402999
Ren and Doppio NijiEncounter Playback releases June 12: https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1789493455980560467
Luca, Shu, Sonny, and Uki at NijiEN Summer Jam in Anime Expo July 6 (3D Concert, Livestreamed, physical tickets on sale May 16): https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/AX2024_summerjam/
TTT and Noctyx at AnimeImpulse Phoenix August 3-4: https://x.com/animeimpulse/status/1792395965443563848
Alban, Luca, and Shu scale figures: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1737669737298243784
Krisis Palverse Pale figures announced: https://x.com/bushi_hobby_en/status/1738378892723773541
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Outfit status:

Merch on sale:
NijiEN 3rd Anniversary
Luxnoc Chibi
Soothing Voice
TTT Half Anniversary

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Aster Anime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0rMX-TbX_I
Shu and Sonny NijiEncounter Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkl_qZnjC_E
Ike Instrumental Orisong: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1784610521951490267
Alban Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwCuoD49yAI
Luca Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uZMbxXaCNs
Uki Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2r7xfCOnmU
Fulgur Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC2bCR87LYs
Noctyx Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejo
Vox Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewNBqazPepk
Vox Movie Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1OJoGHC9Q

I am obsessed with this man. All three of him.

thank you for baking! wife love!

Boys that are alive:
Vanta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0kgCQeMJJo
Aster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRkLCxr5mqI
Ren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvaLWF-Ipak

and now I slep, thinking of my cuddly husband that I want to keep safe forever

ver could jerk off on stream during a shower but can't play bunny garden kek. i think he's assumes if he plays it, it'll piss off korean fans

>>76413745
thank you!!!

i'm numberfagging the camboy streams, alban getting 513 as a peak during an afternoon/early evening stream is great for his content, 2300 tokens for ordering pizza, close to $500 after the site takes a split, the initial investment for equipment pays off so much
>>76413779
ver is caught in a paradox between being a degenerate horny boy and not upsetting his korean audience or potentially damaging hius future career if his channel is found by a normie coworker

>>76414436
i can't believe alban is going on hiatus to pursue his camboy career

>>76414436
I say this with genuine sincerity; I thought you were talking about yesterday's stream.

>>76414686
95% of takaradachi approve of this move, the other 5% approve of it if they finally get their salary backpay but they're delusional an will never get fair work conditions

>>76414934
cot vs actual stream content can be a difficult game at times

>>76414436
>potentially damaging hius future career if his channel is found by a normie coworker
You're saying this when is 200k shower stream is still open to the public.

>>76415337
his future career as a onahole for ojisans unfortunately frowns upon him showing attraction to women....bi-erasure at its finest

>>76415337
limiting the amount of lewd streams, especially of a flavor of the month lewd game will help with culling back things that he might not want employers to see when he's going for more than internships, fanservice is big money but if you're doing it too much that any caution you may exhibit knowing that you're popular enough for someone to potentially recognise your voice and mannerisms means it is going to be impossible to remotely curate what is out there because too many people have clipped your 'worst' moments makes it harder to sanitize. that could be the logic, a doctor friend was a sugar baby throughout uni to pay her degree and living costs and her biggest issue was balancing putting out enough to entice new clients but not putting out enough that a vindicative coworker might be able to recognise her and attribute it to her.

>>76413458
would.

manifesting alban shota outfit when he comes back

>>76415845
god i wish i was your coworker, having glucose guardians sounds amazing.

>>76415845
>not putting out enough that a vindicative coworker might be able to recognise her and attribute it to her.
can i hope the reverse happens with ver? where his coworker releases footage of them forcing ver to suck and slurp on raisins at work

>>76416921
she's a slut at heart and was sleeping with them but at the same time was just going out to dinners some nights, her longest serving sugar daddy had her being flown in by helicopter to his rather remote mansion where they would fuck. i was her 'if i don't message by middday tomorrow here are the details of who i'm with' person and damn, if she'd been able to get that long term, she wouldn't have had to work the years as an emergency department surgeon sometimes working 15hrs 20 days in a row and being constantly on call. she owns 6 houses now but burnt out yet can't stop because some of them are still on mortgages
>>76417576
ver being blackmailed into following a coworker into the bathrooms and sucking him off, knowing that if he doesn't every lewd or suspect thing he's said or done as ver will be leaked to their employer as a reason to hire him so he just does it and gets so used to sucking cock that when the guy leaves the company he ends up at glory holes, needing to have his throat fucked to get off properly

gn

i'll get through this, i knew it was coming from the menshi but i didn't expect it to be this long, but for today i am picrel

>>76418867
Don't drink yourself through this tako....

I have had Infinity on repeat for 5 hours, my brain is scrambled, I'm so horny, it's so good, everytime I listen to it this happens

>>76423259
I feel embarrassed but since it came out I found a studio that allows me to pay for $5/hr for their really tall poles and it's basically all I've danced to, it's really good

alban LOVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
SUPERMARKET SIMULATOR YATTA !!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZWOAJKvh8M

>>76423963
That's actually really cool.

>>76413779
he needs to do more lewd membership content

Take the time to check in on your Takaradachis today, anons. Rainbros and Nocturnes especially have to feed the cat colony until Alban's back from maternity leave.

>>76429250
nothing to worry about since he has a stream today!

Who do you think could rock facial hair (LAMbros notwithstanding) and who do you think it'd be weird on?

>>76431082
none of the boys have the facial structure for facial hair...

>>76431949
this makes me think of the bearded willy in main

Ryoma tomorrow

It's so over (for me)

>>76433290
i want to sex him so badly

>>76433421
Putting bills under his bodyshirt!

>>76433290
I want to put cold coins onto his nipples pero

alban's encouraging arson a lot lately

>>76433421
Same! It turns out all it takes is a financial angle and I'm hooked on a new boy.
>>76433963
I think he should get them pierced and then have them pulled on a lot

Pio is here looking at catboys with the booba lady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxKqM787ZrU

auban start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZWOAJKvh8M

>>76434418
>>76434429
overlap HATE

>>76434468
OVERLAP hate.......

>>76434418
pio sounds so polite and small in japanese

my oshi's a skibidizoomer....

her excitement at the idea of pio voicing all the boys... just like me

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

just realized how long i'm going to have to go without hearing his ojisan voice soon

arubaaaaaaaaan ToT

listening to alban and working on my final year project i'm so tired but i'm gonna make alban proud when he comes back

oh..........

please don't i hate gacha

i know genshin from wish is gonna be the new fotm and i'm happy for my boys but i want to die. i hate gacha... why are people excited for a new thing to steal all their money...

it's not fucking good fuck you chat fuck fuck fuck i fucking hate gacha fuck off

just lactate more 4head

>>76436733
It's just gambling addiction with an anime coat of paint. No one wants to admit they're as addicted as a person who sits at slots all day in vegas, but they are. I frankly find it very insidious but it's a convo for another day

Doppio's big mouth... stuffing as much as he can inside....... why....

alban.....

catching up on wife's start again vod in anticipation for tomorrow and he's talking about when he worked at a kindergarten again.... i love my milf

alban is too short to stock the shelves ToT

I forgot I'm watching Alban live and not watching a vod somehow. Also Alban id you're not making money, start whoring yourself out again 4head

albans kids.....he's working hard as a pregnant boy to provide for his kids.......
somebody save him where is the father......

wife turned the BL couple in this into violisko kek

I saw so you see

>>76436733
>>76436957
I don't mind gacha as much since I'm a gacha addict myself, but I hate how people expect pulling streams to be a part of it and encourage them to pull for so and so if they don't say they're pulling for them. Also I'm tired of people saying you have to pay money into gacha. It's their own fault if they feel the need to dolphin or whale because they want the shiny new thing immediately instead of saving for when a rerun comes or just saving in general

and now he's realized these 4 kids are just fulgatus + 2 ovidias

>>76438815
Cutie, he had such a squishable face

>>76438891
Yeah, I feel like if any of them are going to play a gacha game, spice it up a little. Do a playthrough with just F2P characters. Try to play only as a certain element or weapon. Just something other than the basic play -> pull -> play -> pull.

>>76437834
>where is the father...
willy owes him child support money according to yesterdays stream so take from that what you will

alban you're running a konbini keep your bisexuality under control

Alban is going to jerk off to self insert Alban/Shelf stocker fantasies after this

>we are really really broke right now
me too aruban

>I know you wanna come inside
>I know you wanna come inside
>COME INSIDE!!!!
Alban kek

wife is adorable fanboying over his ship

>>76437855
HOLLYY FUCKING BASED????

>>76441713
it unfortunately doesn't really fit their personalities, sonny is a tsundere bottom and uki is a silly top lol. wife made himself the older sister and alban is the baby sister

>>76441378
ore? where is this happening

>>76442427
i'm vodposting start again

HE'S SO CUTE I'M GOING TO MISS HIM SO MUCH

>>76442194
it would work if he switched them... also dokoda

>>76442509
it would work better if he switched them kek, also >>76442474

>>76442474
ah naruhodo... I also missed that stream so I should vodwatch too

>>76443046
yeah he's playing the rest tomorrow so i gotta catch up today

uuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I really hoped someone was going to do something like this. Poco Pio catboy paradise...

bye auban

>>76444679
I'm going to miss him so much but at least I have some vods to catch up on, if I limit myself to 1 Alban every 4 days I may be able to get through the hiatus by watching my backlog

>>76444961
i'm not sure what i'm gonna rewatch yet... i'll get there when i get there, i just hope we'll get voice tweets

other than apex, what games/streams do you want from him?

holy shit the way wife writes 9 is fucked, he goes from the bottom and does the loop at the end

ikey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmR5uM0n4XA

>>76446246
is he a lefty?

>>76446311
i just woke up from terriblee nightmares this will fix me!!!!!!!

>>76446135
he has the look of an idiot so I hope he tries to play puzzle games
The Witness

>>76446135
creampie stream where ojisans pay to use him for 4 hours

>>76446794
stop that'd be so cruel (someone tell ike to send it to him)

My set casting of Ike as the shy nerdy guy who asks to copy your homework and ends up crushing on you if you do is so accurate

>>76446794
if i ever got in i would have it in my week one line up and laugh at people telling me no don't play it because i know it's hell but it would be funny to pretend that i don't know that it's awful

>>76446990
this but I'd pretend that I'm worried it's difficult but I know Ike loves it but in reality I've been practicing for months

>>76446344
i don't think so, i don't recall him ever bringing it up. maybe it's his arthritis. his handwriting is pretty fucked in general, i've never seen someone write 9 like that

>>76446135
you know they're overdone to hell but i always find a rage game like jump king or a horror game we all know well are not so much entertainment as good diagnostic tools to determine what "kind" of streamer someone will be. do they jumpscare easily? how's their patience? do they get super into lore or are they focused purely on gameplay mechanics? that's why i don't mind if i have to rewatch someone play a game i've seen a million times. it's a chance to learn more about the liver themselves.

>>76447392
Curious because I write 9 like that too, where do you start your 6?

>>76448362
top to bottom

>>76448416
Oh... I start with the loop

>>76448727
how do you write 5?

>>76449271
line at the top, left to right and the break and draw bottom to top the rest

>>76449348
i do the reverse, i draw the line down and the curve then go back and draw the line at the top from left to right

the way wife hesitantly asked us whether he could end stream there kek... calling us his amazing and forgiving comfydants. i want to squish him. aaaah i love him

>>76446135
Please don't be another FPStard...

>>76449985
He has a dedicated apex layout

>>76449985
Apex layout. Already talked about Valorant with Shu. I'm sorry.

>>76450343
>>76450370
Oh, I can't wait for Valorant duos with Finana and the obligatory Apex with Aster/ Reimu . And also every Chilla's game in existence! Don't forget about the most recent FOTM, too!

>>76450717
Don't be MEAN he might be different...
He might play with Fuuchan and Doppio instead since they also talked about playing FPS together kek

>>76450717
i'm gonna be honest
this is all corporate vtubers, or just streamers in general

>>76451116
Even people who normally don't play FPS/FOTM eventually get roped into it, see Doppio playing Fortnite the other day. Seems like Ryoma isn't just an FPS bro, he also plays gacha on top of that... I'm happy for a new boy but on god I don't know how much I'll actually watch him because his content does not seem for me.

>>76451594
I'll watch FPS if the streamer is entertaining but nothing can get me to watch genshin/honkai/etc

>>76451776
I enjoy Valo hopcons for the banter but same about the gacha. Everything I know about Mihoyo games is in the pursuit of context for the porn and I intend to keep it that way.

>>76451776
I hate to say it but if my oshi did a gacha stream I'd refuse to watch.

>>76452391
My oshi already has and I did not watch. I just don't care.

>>76452391
Gacha is fine if it's in a rhythm game context, I love watching Alban play proseka but that's the only kinda of gacha gaming I'll watch

>>76451776
Drunk Vanta starting a stream just to roll for characters on call with Uki and Elira while being incredibly horny over them was a highlight of my week. But I'd watch drunk Vanta do just about anything at this point, so I suppose that doesn't say much...

>>76452562
Drunk vanta is an exception to many things, animal crossing usually bores me but I'll watch drunk Vanta play it any day

>>76452558
I'm slightly schizo over proseka so I barely tolerate it just for him.

>>76452391
only gacha i'd watch is arknights but i have a feeling our livers are too dumb for tower defense

>>76452907
Aruban and Feesh...

>>76452907
I'd take it as a nice change but (I think another anon was talking about this earlier?) if they just did pulling streams or something I'd be out.
They could just play non-gacha TD.

>>76452907
I would watch story based ones where it's more about them reading the story than gameplay and has them voicing the characters, I suppose that would be fine too.

>>76452558
Proseka is my soft soft too but at least rhythm gaming is always a bop because it's song-based. In Genshin you have to listen to Paimon's voice...

>>76453292
... soft spot
I'm an idiot.

>>76452937
oh god i watched them and it was kinda painful tbdesu....
>>76453091
>>76453119
a lorefag who plays nicheknights or 4 and 3 stars only would be the dream

>>76452907
>>76453119
>>76453427

Once I get in I will be the arknights autist, just you wait

>>76454023
anon i will be counting on you. even more based if you only use push and pull operators, the physics on those are one of the most interesting aspects of ak gameplay

>>76454605
I don't really use pullers... I use Enforcer though. I prefer nicheknights based on the event I'm doing; I like raceknights like sankta and sarkaz, or skadeknights. I consider myself based for using a lot of 4 stars.
One day I will get in and I will read the stories starting from Darknights Memoir to current day
I also like doing impressions because autist... I can't make my voice deep enough for stuff like Mlynar or czerny but I liked doing an eben impression for the anniv event reading

>>76453427
I admire people who can do those strats. I'm too small brain so I just unga bunga with all 6* and still lose sometimes, but hey I've been f2p since launch so

>>76454962
i'd oshi you for the story reading alone, i listen to an AK lore streamer on b2 read events but german names sound terrible in chinese and i'd rather experience rhine lab events in english
>>76455077
same... i like using my waifus, i liked to bring mostima and passenger everywhere before modules were a thing. IS makes me want to build more 4 stars. someone who only uses 5 stars would be interesting too

cute ronin of the day

>>76455366
Doing accent impressions too, like doing stupid stereotype-y accents and saying "zhe vitch king!?"

my fatherhusband that I hope is having a good day today

>>76455488
He is cute... I'm excited to meet him and the others. It's almost time!

>>76458895
I want shota vox but he has the same voice and he keeps complaining about how cute and not scary he looks. And he's small because uhh no souls in tummy

>>76459477
This makes sense. He shrank because he hasn't eaten... cute...

>>76460522
If he grows by eating it should make sense that he shrinks when he doesn't. He would be extra bratty and cranky because his soul tummy hurt. He already established that his emotions can change his appearance a bit, so him shrinking back into a kid can happen.

Lads this ronin can't be this cute https://x.com/RyomaBarrenwort/status/1793751693689270751

>>76461781
>what comes after three?
>FOUR
>I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR

>>76461781
My immediate reaction upon seeing him was mild disappointment at him looking like a basic action-isekai protagonist, but he's been growing on me. I love seeing his dumb tweets and replies pop up on my timeline. His energy kind of reminds me of a puppy learning how to walk. He's new to everything, but those stubby little legs are gonna get him far someday. Depending on how his debut is, I have three good boy treats and a pat on the head waiting for him.

>>76463393
I like his dumb anime character feel a lot

>>76461781
He seems a little stupid and I admire that in a man.

>>76463568
I have a good feeling about him, we've had a good run with the last few waves boys and hopefully he keeps that trend going

>>76464458
Given that denauth still is excited to debut even through febuary, I got faith in em. They're stronger than the marines

ver

>>76464553
I'll support 'em on that alone, agreed. I have a good feeling about him and the girls.

>>76465356
I meant to say ver soon but I am really spacing out hard today, this fucking heat coming in is melting my brain

>>76465403
hang in there villion... consider dousing yourself in water from a spray bottle. evaporative cooling helps when nothing else does...

>>76465403
You should have taken your suppressants omega anon

>>76465470
I'm the resident newskindred but thanks for the concern, I've just been feeling all kinds of off today. Probably due to a ton of irl things I have to track in a row. Gonna take my meds and see if that clears my head up

>>76465700
kek good one

wtf there are omegas itt? I thought we were all betas or a few alphas

>>76465719
Hang in there anon. If you ever need to talk about it I'll listen.

>>76465403
oh THAT kind of heat... do you want me to look up sex toy sales in your area anon-chama? overnight something to deal with your suffering... I'm not an omega but I imagine it must be physically exhausting to deal with.

the omega pheremones itt are kinda making me crazy rn

>>76466035
nah man i'm good, it was a bunch of easy stuff, I just wanted a peaceful day to myself but instead I was getting interrupted every 5 seconds
I just need my demon back and i'll be ok

Sometimes I do feel like an omega the week before my period starts. I get so horny and sensitive, if I were in the omegaverse I'd be outed as an omega in an instant. I'd try to convince myself and others I'm a beta, but as soon as my heat would start an alpha could look at me and I'd crumble.

I'm definitely an omega for demon, every time he goes shh my brain turns off

I'm Beta for sure and basically immune to everything. Wouldn't mind helping out a friend in a rut or a heat but would not personally derive anything from it. Need a place to nest because your apartment's unsuitable? C'mon over. Need to escape your roommate's pheromones for a while? I got you. Just need someone to check in and bring you food during the whole ordeal? No worries. I am the designated driver of the omegaverse.

That said, I would, however, let Ike Eveland do anything he wanted to me no questions asked up to and including vivisecting me for the purpose of his own pleasure.

ver for real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DFjcUHn1q8

Doppio really is the biggest Scythekick...
Anyway, I see we're omegaverse again. I'd probably be a beta but if I could be one of those cool omegas that can beat people up and scare everyone that would be nice.

>>76468155
the villion on his shoulder is adorable

>>76466677
I hate the stereotypes for alphas. I definitely am one if the universe was omegaverse but I don't like that we're portrayed as rapists and beasts so much. Self control exists, so do hook ups with strangers if you don't have a partner and if you're an alpha, you're not going to have any trouble finding a partner for your rut.

>>76469114
it's based off animal sex which is mostly rape

i love ren zotto

banta gatcha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ4JPlYdrlw

The hit gameshow: Alpha, Omega, or just Horny...

>>76469181
I know, I've written roughly 500k words of it across different fandoms and have great hits to ratio numbers despite always having my own take on things...

>>76469181
NTA but that's an oversimplification. Many animals have complex courtship rituals specifically to gain consent to mate. A lot of the natural world is fucked up, but an equal amount of it is beautiful.

>>76471044
I hate that human courtship is so complicated. I wish I could do a little dance and then I would have someone to sleep with

>>76470503
Did I win?

>>76471160
this happens very often

>>76471664 (me)
in hindsight spoilering this might have made it more ominous than a nijien tierlist of alpha/omega/horny

>>76471664
>DJ alpha
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASED

>>76471664
something is reminding me of an anon itt before writing something ABO before in list form of stuff but my brain can't quite scratch that memory

>>76471664
This is an unfathomably based tierlist

heh

>>76471664
i feel like im the only vtuber fan who doesnt understand this stuff

Where's my sentinel/guide tierlist

>>76474586
I am not versed enough in guideverse

>>76471932
There was no other choice.
>>76473530
I know it exists but I never saved it... there might be a few actually?
>>76473914
Thanks, it's based partially in reality and partially on my current delusions!
>>76474506
I wish that were me.
>>76474586
This is getting long but I'm going to lose it, cease.

>>76474506
if you know what sex pollen is, it's basically that

>>76474586
anon i have guests over and you're making me want to write a sentinel/guide list

i couldn't resist, feel free to give input or ask me why. for ren i really hesitated, he could be either

>>76476690
>>76477143
i need a qrd on sentinels i read those LJ links someone posted but i still didn't get it

now all I need is for anons to put someone in leather pants....

I'm going to punch Sonny Brisko.
Verification not required.

>>76474043
KEK

>>76477369
>sentinels
heightened senses, stronger physical abilities, sometimes they have psychic powers. their abilities will eventually overwhelm them without a guide and they can get lost in the sauce so hard they never come back. think chasing the rabbit in pacific rim
>guides
what it says on the tin, they can pull sentinels back to reality when they're overstimulated and make sure they don't become catatonic from using their abilities. some settings also allow them to heal injuries through sex kek.
i've seen some chinese sentinel/guide universes feature spirit animals as well.

>gets home from work
>turns on ver's stream
>"gotta end this soon"
kill myself

>>76477143
i want ren to guide my mouth onto his cock for sure

>>76473530
>>73424588
yahoo found it

ver so excited to find the salami bandit

>>76478734
The spirit animals are a thing in the source material, so that part is actually 100% canon kek

gn, excited for ryoma tomorrow

>>76482744
oh damn, it got left out of all the english fics i read so i thought it was something the chinese sisters concocted themselves. it's such a cool concept too.

>>76477143
guiding sex with alban after a rough day of killing aliens

>>76484699
Yep, the spirit animal thing was really important to the plot of the tv series! 90's tv shows, man...

i know alban is canonically the size of a jellybean, but sometimes it's fun to remember that he's got some height on him.

>>76486783
I always thought Fulgur was taller than Alban in their default models

>>76486872
he is, but only by 3cm

>>76486961
Oh kek, I misunderstood your post...I wish we got more Knovid art...

>>76487049
last piece of good fanart in the tag dates back to feb... fanfic writer i like posted something new for knovid though, i should check it out

wife waiting room up
https://www.youtube.com/live/eQQcIQahFmU

>>76487149
NTA but I checked on my last knovid writing piece on ao3 compared to my last sonnyban, it's not doing great sadly.

i'm home in time for vanta yatta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BvyUQ8JX6M

stan...

vanta........

vanta please kek

otsu vanta, that was fun

fast....

albump

shu eroi...

Happy debut day

NO DIE, ONLY LIVE

Fell asleep to demon asmr, feeling good

auban start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R42mwKbuSdc

alban......

my cute kanojo

project sekai is dying....

>>76505588
and here i thought it was my phone being retarded

he's so focused he hasn't moved

wife... feel better soon and i'll try not to concernfag

i like that his mouth is always :< but when he smiles he goes :D

coop time !

i want alban tokyo teddy bear cover.....

froggy alive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGl0MWyXjw0

alban needs his special coffee to pass.....

cover when....

stepped out to charge my phone is he still gonna do co op?

only one 4*... and one last co op but i've already played

by the time he comes back there'll be more fnf weekends released.... ;_;

how is auban today i just woke up and i can't get to youtube yet

>>76511093
very cute and trying hard!!

>>76511415
thank you. i love him

>>76512624
wife's positioned like he's ready to give a handjob

dumb ronin coming in today

I'm so happy for demon, I know google isn't the arbiter of truth but still this is nuts

>>76514822
I bet that'll make his day if he sees it!

>>76515622
kindred are already tweeting it in his tag, it's only a matter of time. I hope he does and feels really proud of himself

deadth

denauth more like NO DEATH

I'm watching a wilson vod and he says his demographics are 90 percent female. Is the ratio really that drastic for vtubers? Or does YouTube just detect gays as women or something?

>>76517999
wilson does not strike me as someone who'd have a lot of dudes watching, it checks out to me. claude also has a lot more women than men in his analytics
>is the ratio really that drastic for vtubers
perhaps its a culture thing, jp males don't have that drastic of a ratio

>>76517999
most vtuber-watching men think they can't watch other men (unless they're the inflammatory dudebro type) because then they'll become a homofaggot, which is the worst thing they can imagine being. it's sad how incredibly fragile some of them are.

>>76518740
Yeah I have coworkers who think listening to music with female singers means you are gay

>>76517999
Given the type of western guy that watches vtubers it isn't much of a surprise

>>76517999
some other guys have shared their demos and it's not that bad

to be fair, w can never really trust the reliability of the metrics either. we've seen how unreliable live viewcounts are, apply that to the entire rest of the website. i'm sure it's proportionately higher female, but probably not to that extreme.

>>76521307
Honestly how do they even determine your gender at all, was there something you had to put in to have that info shown? Or is it just google knowing everything about every person on the planet as usual

>>76521411
it's something you can voluntarily choose to display i think.

>>76521807
Well if it's voluntary then of course it's skewed lol. My yt account is old as heck so I wouldn't remember if I did it or not

6 more hours

>>76522966
Oh, perfect time to take a nap then.

I've been waiting for this.jpg

>>76524234
How long until someone makes porn of these two, do you think? It's bound to happen.

>>76524283
Vox projects his feelings for kenshin onto ryoma, the rest writes itself.

>>76517999
Youtube is fucked in what it detects but I wouldn't doubt it for Willy, it's thought I've been a straight man ever since analytics became a thing but for Wilson I believe anything

>>76521411
my youtube thought i was male and younger than i actually am for so long because i primarily watch lauren, i do not know how it works. i remember twitter used to also attempt to guess your gender

>>76525483
Twitter has thought I'm a 30's male since I was a 15 year old girl, none of them are good

>>76526766
pero peros the rice off his face

I wish he'd let me stay and watch.

i miss him

>what the fuck are you doing get out of here you normie scum
>communities are a lot better when they're guarded, they take care of each other
based wife

>siege captain on a ship full of embryos
wife dreams of being a mother

People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

3 more hours

>>76530767
Thank you for your reminders anon. The passage of time isn't real for me so sincerely I appreciate it.

>>76531797
No problem, I feel like we should get a new thread for ryoma but we'll see if we can get 8 posts by then

>>76532694
8 posts? What is "8"? I can only count to 4...

>>76532976
think about two sets of 4, if you can I'll give you 8 dollars

>>76533059
ryoma isn't dumb, he just counts in base 8

>>76532976
If he can only count to 4 he should give us akachad service for ARS prices...

>>76533642
i meant base 4. he isn't dumb but i am

>>76533642
gr8 m8 i r8 8/8. you could say he's based.
I'm so sorry for typing this.

>>76533642
>ryoma isn't dumb

>>76532976
4 because his highest cost is 4 digits and he only allows 4 creampies

this is the most on edge I've been for a debut since luxiem

ryoma bread in the oven

>>76534406
It's been a rough few months. Once it's all over, we'll be able to breathe. I'm sure it's going to go just fine.

Should I make my home-made ramen or air fry some tendies tonight

>>76535759
ramen AND tendies !!!!!

>>76535759
you know the ramen is worth it

>>76535864
You're right... I don't get to make it often. ramen it is