/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I hate this world so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

>>76349401
Gura liked this

Sex with a buttbud.

I want Gura to beat me with her tummy until I die.

Day 28! Give it up for day 28!

Gura liked this.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gurass

MY wife

Why is Gawr Gura?

https://x.com/uruti_2388/status/1792841604908388458
This is what Gura likes.

>>76350392
shes just like me...

>>76350586
sleep tight buddy

Why Gura hates Nijisanji?

>>76350586
goob morning

>>76350586
sharkdreams

>>76350774
I mean...who doesn't at this point?

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

Guraaaaaaa

goooor GOOOOA

>>76349401
Le touché

Gura my Oshi Hai

>>76349401
>*touch*

Was it actually same-time last night?
Where can I watch the vod?

No longer will we be able to see life signs through likes anymore, now this is a change that actually sucks.

I really hope Gura doesn't come back.

>>76354212
Just post the actual announcement, retard.
https://x.com/wanghaofei/status/1793096366132195529

she'll time her pre-birthday streams to overlap Niji debuts, Advent full offcollab and Mori's return stream, mark my words

>>76354379
*rape*

It's really weird that she didn't stream yesterday after announcing it.
I wonder if she actually did come here and see people say they hate her and call her a lying whore?

>>76354379
would

>>76354485
>people
You mean you, making dozens of posts by yourself, probably not, and even if she did she wouldn't care what a schizo has to say.

>>76354212
>>76354329
That's what second accounts are for...
Are they trying to rid people of their second accounts??

>>76354485
You're so narcissist lmao, she doesn't know you retard

>>76350155
SNIFFFFF

>>76354547
>>76354729
No. People thought she came here yesterday because she retweeted the OP image.

>>76354652
You really shouldn't need second accounts, yeah. It's stupid and a lot of people avoid twitter entirely over having to bother keeping them.

So?

>>76354792
And there was one retard (You) spamming the whole thread, it was clear that it was one person.

Thank you Gura, totally not crying right now...
https://youtu.be/yvowrOfCNHk

>>76354212
>>76354329
I used Japanese artists' likes tab to find similar artists because most of them don't repost all the niche art they like and some of them don't repost other artists' works at all. So I really don't know what I'm going to do. I'm really fucking sad.
I won't be able to find small artists anymore.
I don't understand why they're forcing this change on everyone instead of just giving people the option to private their likes like premium users can do already.

>>76354914
She's just lying through her teeth the whole time in this. Just like always.
She couldn't pretend she cared about her fans and wanted to come back for them anymore, so she said she wanted to be strong for myth instead.
But she couldn't even bring herself to keep her word for them either.
I really hope karma hits her hard.

>>76354802
Then have your second account be the public account with your name attached to it that you don't care about and minimally maintain. main account be what you actually like and you don't share that to people that know you irl

>>76355023
Or they could make likes not public. Problem solved.

>>76355074
Okay. It does solve that problem.
But I'd argue it brings what seems to me mitigable negative consequences.
less transparency/accountability -leading to more enigmatic and unpredictable algorithms-, and lost avenue of interaction from followers, making people less connected to others.
Why are they making it namefag 4chan with a homepage and recommendation algorithm?
just go to 4chan

stream tomorrow, I can feel it! I doubt she'd stream over the promise anniversary, so it has to be tomorrow!

>>76355534
You're right.

>>76355534
>so it has to be tomorrow!
Or not at all, maybe she remembered that she said she was going to release the badges next stream after she made the tweet and decided to not do anything instead.

>>76355759
You say that but is it said as irony or not?

>>76355006
Skip to the part where you shit your pants with cuckposting. This foreplay is boring as hell every fucking day you tard.

>>76355534
I belieb

>>76356291
If Gura doesn't stream this week I will instigate a nuclear war.

>>76354212
Great for Gura, she doesn't have to waste time liking fanart anymore.
Even more time for her boyfriend (me).

Gura is mad at you

>>76356858
Oh no

>>76356858
that's horrible...

>>76356858
Then why is she rewarding me?

>>76354916
Same. I couldn't give less of a fuck about Gura's likes but I need my niche fanart.

Goodbye Gura o7

Gura is probably asleep right now as we sleep, what a waste of a gloopy cunny

>>76356858
nyooooooo anything but that

What was that all about that Gura got stalked in Californa in the last thread? I've never heard Gura saying she was heading over to California. QRD?

>>76357725
Schizo shit from ages ago, just disregard.

>>76354916
>>76357488
When you like an image, check the accounts that retweeted it. Often you'll find a retweet heavy account and with some digging you will find one that matches your taste. It's not a good solution but it should work.

Why are vtuber & c-list fans so delusional? "Kiaras" comment section is spammed with people calling her the next Avril Lavigne even though she sounds like a telephone-signal.

Same goes for Guras main fanbase; having gone on months long unannounced breaks for over 2 years now and her main fanbase acting like it is any other tuesday and totally fine, nothing is wrong and basically "Slay queen"

What makes the fanbase so delusional? (same goes for real celebreties), i don't get it \o/

>>76358559
k

>>76358982
Those are some manly toes, not surprising though since no female in the history of mankind have ever made the picrel pose, it's physically impossible for a woman to make that pose

To summarize: Gura have a pen15 that is atleast 2 inches longer than yours

Now that Gura has officially graduated, what will she be up to in the future? Singing career? Twitch career? Open a bakery? Just do some home-gardening for the rest of her life?

>>76359447
Gura is not smart enough to graduate from elementary school

>>76359447

>>76359800
I find happiness with Gura in other ways besides streaming.

>>76360094
Retard

>>76360094
Me too. I drop some acid and watch her vods and it's like all new streams!

I am worried that Gura is an even bigger menhara than Kronii, that's why she isn't streaming, i think Gura has been 0.1 inch from going absolutely berzerk on her "fanbase" and telling them to go fist their own assholes and never come back

I am 100% sure Gura is sick and tired of her viewers and wants to verbally abuse them for 1 hour and then graduate

>>76360188
She likes money WAY too much to ever do that lol

?

well??

goob

I genuinely think that Gura have actually stopped coming /here/, i think she only been here once or trice this year, stopped 2 months ago

Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops & also said she used to ate wild catnip

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

>>75380755 (You)
>>75380811
>>75381131 (You)
>>75381258
>>75382920 (You)
>>75383282
So to summarize, Gura have:
PoTS
Bipolar Disorder
Psychosis
Pica
Avoidant Personality Disorder
Imposter Syndrome
Lesbianism
Syncope

Did i miss something? Poor Gura, must be hard to be that sick :(

Gura is my real girlfriend.

>>76361379
So you are a girls? Because Gura is hyper lesbian, the most lesbian woman i´ve ever encountered in fact. Show bob and vagene?

>>76349327
Thoughts on this chumbuds?

>>76361690
>Thoughts on this chumbuds?
>Digging up something that is 4 years old at this point
I have now seen the most pathetic post in the history of ggg

>>76357966
I know, anon. I already do that too sometimes, but the point is that won't be possible from now on because they're removing the ability to show other people your likes.

>>76361747
Sure you have dookiefag. Your fat oshi started something years ago. Then went into hiding in Nijisanji

>>76361877
Did you reply to the wrong comment?

Am i the only one that have noticed that Gura have not been streaming alot lately?

>>76361690
I'm neutral toward her for now. Her biggest dirt is being friends with a racist named Orc schizo (Mumei), so she is a no worries I think

>*chops your dick off*

>>76349327
>sesrch image
>no results

The fuck
This isnt AI, is it?

>>76336965
>that's what you demonstrated
Wrong.
>From the earnings report, we know that Cover now makes the majority of their money from merch, concerts, and sponsorship deals. Not streaming.
Read what I wrote back to yourself, nice and slow. I never said anyone makes the majority of their money from streaming, nor is this the implication.
>So your notion blah blah blah was categorically wrong
No, it wasn't. Sorry, your premise is completely wrong, you've failed to follow the logical thread of the conversation, and even if you WERE right, your logic STILL wouldn't follow at all.
First of all, because as various anons have already explained, acquiring lucrative sponsorships is predicated on a streamer's popularity, ccv and subs - their NUMBERS - looking good to prospective business partners. The better the numbers, the better the business opportunities. So yes, even if she was putting money above everything else (which is not the "greedy, lazy whore" hypothesis that you're conflating this with, because that's part of the "mascot welfare" rrat, NOT the "she cares about money and is doing what makes her the most money" rrat).
And that's the second thing you're wrong about. I'm obviously using "numbers" in the way that it is used /here/, because we are /here/. You know... views, ccv, subs, etc., NOT revenue. How new are you exactly?
What she is doing now is clearly NOT optimizing her subs, ccv, etc. - her "numbers" - and it is OBVIOUSLY not magically making her MORE popular. It's not even her using her few streams most efficiently to optimize returns when she DOES stream. (You) are categorically wrong.
>I have no idea. I'm not you and I can't read your mind.
You didn't have to read my mind, you just had to read the post. That's more than enough information to make the obvious connection that "welfare" is being used in a tongue-in-cheek . Language is a very useful tool like that, allowing communication of ideas and concepts despite people.
>You failed to define what you meant by "mascot welfare"
No. There is no "failure" on my part. The phrase is literally self-explanatory. Words mean what they mean, in both the figurative and literal sense. I am under no obligation to redefine words with the definitions and connotations they already have by default every time I use them in the normal way. You're suggesting that everyone has to literally reconstruct the entire English language every time they have a conversation. That is fucking ridiculous. It's YOUR job as a listener to use your fucking brain to understand clearly communicated concepts, like literally every other anon was able to do, because that's how language works.
>and I wasn't going to assume only for you to try and deflect the conversation away to what was convenient for you later.
Pathetic fucking excuses. What you mean is that you're acting in bad faith, playing dumb and pretending that correctly parsing a clear, simple, self-explanatory message with the most minimal amount of interpretation you could ever ask for in human speech is somehow "making an assumption", because (You) want to conveniently deflect NOW.
>If you meant blah blah blah thought was required to maintain her fanbase.
And I already addressed THAT, by pointing out that she could have achieved that minimum threshold more easily and effectively if she'd streamed for the holidays that everyone was excited for, like Halloween. But she didn't. Instead her returns didn't seem to be associated with any special occasion whatsoever.
>This post is getting too long, I'll answer a) through d) in a separate post if you still want me to.
I'd much rather you not, actually, because you're a disingenuous fucking moron and trying to hold your hand through the basics of the English language is aggravating. In fact, since you asked, I'd much rather you not reply to me again at all. Fuck off.

>>76361877
>Gura
>FAT

You flaming NIGGER FAGGOT KYS

>>76362517
*even if she was putting money above everything else, that wouldn't explain her current behavior.
*the obvious connection that "welfare" is being used in a tongue-in-cheek manner. Language is a very useful tool like that, allowing communication of ideas and concepts despite people being mentally separate and not being able to read each others' minds
I need to make myself some coffee, JFC

>>76362703
Nah. You need to put a bullet in your head and stop threadshitting.

>>76362517
This is the dumbest shit I've ever read. And holy seethe.
What a psued, lol.

>>76362832
I'll take that under advisement

>>76362961
For some reason, I really doubt it.

>>76362915
>psued

>>76363040
Come here fembud

>>76362961
Advertisment cost 3 dollars here in ggg, i DM:ed you my paypal info

>>76362306
Aw man, I was using that

Hello? Where is Gura? I hate all the merch buyers, it's all your fault for making it Guras main income, and worse of all it's passive income so she doesn't have to do shit to earn millions of dollars a year just for you losers to buy some 1 dollar acrylics from West Taiwan that you will only use to wave your ugly miss-shapen dingdongs at your shitty Gura figurines, FUCK YOU

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>76363761
SEMEN

Anyone got the upper picture that is a part of this pic-series?

>>76362457
Holy retard, that is literally made by fembud prime (SEA)

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Child

I love my wife so much!!

>>76364377
Yeah mine

>>76363673
Why do you even want her to come back now that you realize she never cared about you? Gura doesn't have to stream anymore to make tons of money and so she chose not to because her fans don't matter to her. So why do you want someone like that to come back?

Even bots & ritual posters have largely given up, always there for the first 10 posts but today, the ritualposters are in the bottom of this thread :D

>>76364697
I never said that i wanted her to comeback, i'm annoyed that she left in the first play. But now that she turned out to be...whatever this is...then no, i don't want her to come back, showing how easy it is for her to abandon us at any time; her "relationship" with us will never be genuin again

>>76364729
Majority of Chumchads are not from SEA, shocking

>>76364821(me)
I am worried that i have brain hemorrhage or something, holy

>>76364821
learn English

>>76364873
Your mom is a whore, and she is your dad

>>76364905
You mother will die horrible death if you post in this thread ever again

Baguraette honhonhon

>>76364958
Hopefully

>>76364729
>bottom of this thread
>only post 138
I just woke up, not going anywhere faggot

>>76364729
I do sleep. Shocking, I know.

>>76365014
You are not loved by your parents, no wonder you're like this KEK

>>76365086
Auwie, why you heff to be madd?

>>76364729
Look at the time when the thread was being made retardchama.

>>76365086
Do you think they love their transvestite son writing on a virtual youtube message board and replying to people with comments like "learn english", do you think they would be proud of you if you told them about your escapades? :D

Haha they would probably be more proud of you if you told them you fisted your asshole day in and day out, if you told them about /vt they would just puke in disgust that they had produces such a pathetic loser of an offspring

>>76365337
>reddit spacing
>:D

naruhodo

>>76365337
Aww, did my words hurt you? Sad, go ask your mommy to breastfeed you.

>>76365337
>>76365486

>>76365181

>>76365486
>go ask your mommy to breastfeed you
>lEts brInG oUt thE PrEScHoOl "iNSULT" to prove HOw maTURE i AM On /vT

What did she mean by this?

SEA, literal twelve year old, or both

I just want to rape this cosplayer, is that too much to ask

>>76365654
>Let's bring reddit meme to show cool I am without my daddy and mommy around me caring about me when I was bullied when I was a kid

>>76350383
Did her lore change? I thought she was always a shark.

>>76365654
>mature
>says the person who are still typing ":D" "haha" like a 10 years old on Facebook.

>>76365779
Again bringing out the classics, i feel so nostalgic, would be fun with some originals once in a while but what could one expect from someone who has only spammed pre-school zingers thus far?

>>76365736
All Gura cosplayers are men

>>76365857
Atlantis people are all sharks

Gura's eggs will soon be mine.

>>76366154
They are already mine

Imagine Gura laying this......

>>76366223
I don't think it's possible for this thing to come out of her tight cunny.

>>76366338
>tight
pfft.
Why do you think she never streams, anon?

>>76366581
pffff go back newfag

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>76367464
Goob night

I hope you managed to get a Gura like on twitter before they go away forever

>>76368959
I hope your parents still loves you

>>76361690
The emojis suck or are mid at the very least on top of it

>>76370762
I want to lick her sharkpits so bad...

>>76364320
Well source me up. Because saucenao and everything else is turning up nothing!

Mmm, well, this is a sad timeline, i am sad :( Can we go back to mid 2021-may 2022 please?

>>76364320
Nevermind, I found it.

>>76372020
Its by Mittsu

>>76371515
what if they are stinky and abit sandy?

Remember this: https://youtu.be/DXJfqW5lB74?t=6155[Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Gura said she had eggshaped maracas, "You can put them in places", how many times has she insinuated she is into buttstuff? She even showed us her buttplug in "Girls Talk"

>>76372072
You can't live in the past forever. And what was a good past for you was a terrible past for others. I should know. I was in a shitty fandom for three long years, and did not discover the goodness of Gura until 2023. I may have have missed the prime period when she was streaming, but her VODs have been some of the best things I ever discovered. I don't want to go back to that period of time when I was in a shit fandom. Even if the goob is not as active now, I am happy that she is still around, performing when she can.

>>76365975
I mean technically probably not considering Gura was made in a lab.

Is there any art of her twin tails being used as handle bars?

>>76372458
what's with all these butthole Guras?

WELL WELL WELL WOULD YA LOOK AT THE TIME
GUESS WHO REMEMBRED THEY'RE A STREAMER HORFHORFHORF

>>76372939
Garlic bread? :(

Booba huhaha

>>76372250
Gura should use them on herself during ASMR cyb0rseggz with us.

>>76373452
Great job disrespecting the 2 cutest ones in a single picture (Nahida being slightly cuter than Gura)

>>76366995
I want gura to do a split in 3D

I eonder exactly how much weight she gained in the last year, hopefully 50+lbs, chunky girls are comfortable to hug <3

>>76372250
>[Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Why are you like this

>>76373533
She’s not even cuter than Diona

>>76373789
You can tell she's fat by the way she moves when she's dancing. She's also as tall as Kiara so we can all stop pretending she's this fragile skinny girl built like a middle schooler

Pushing the spot under Gura's tail just above her butt.

>>76374108
Why are you grabbing her chin?

>>76374096
You mean her tailpit?

>>76374273
meme hand gotta grope chins

>>76374306
Is that what it's called?

>>76374306
I wonder how crusty her tailpit becomes judging by how crusty the rest of her becomes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDVBqraC08g

Can i scrape the crust from Guras tailpit?

>>76374768
Not stream time lol, what even was the fucking point of that tweet

>>76374522
Not sure but I like to call it tailpit just to imply how stinky it is.

what if she never wash her tailpit?

WELL WELL WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE GARLIC BREAD, GUESS WHO REMEMBERED HORFHORFHORF

let her pee!

>>76375249
if she wants to pee so bad she can go right there

>>76375337
Sorry she's waiting for my mouth to catch her pee

>>76363761
samen

Chumbies I think its safe to say that my chameleon’s eye is good now.

>>76374973
What if Gura did an Ame and moved back with her parents a long time ago? Gura desperately needs a caretaker. Leaving egg in the sink for atleast 3 weeks until it becomes a fussy moldy mess, had a soup in the fridge "When was january?" (it was march), black mold, admitted to not have showered for over a week, has Pica, lived on Kit Kats for half a year, then only lived of strawberries an entire summer, mentioned she haven't had a hot meal in ages, mentioned that she prefer to cook vegan (even though the vegan meatballs she ate that day tasted like crap) because "I don't trust myself to cook meat properly and safely", only seams to eat somewhat properly when she is traveling, left broken glass on her floor for several streams, crap sleeping, crap eating, only vacuumed "You only need to vacuum the path you walk between the rooms", left wet clothing on the floor after she washed them until they got stinky and she had to wash them again, etc etc etc etc just the tip of the iceberg, and all this is BEFORE the ghosting arc where she probably got an even bigger "i can't be bothered with anything" attitude.

Hopefully her parents tardwrangle her, or she has a caretaker, or a legal guardian, or other

>>76375249
>>76375337
>>76375413
Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career:
https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=16270
https://youtu.be/YDE376Lqjn8?t=9644

So which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

>>76375574
Please correct your inaccurate piss count. It's making a mockery of Gura pee.

>>76365655
it was just a prank bro :3

>>76375682
damn brat... correction is needed...

>>76368959
I did actually, I was very happy and proud of myself, even took a screenshot and saved it in my achievements folder

>>76349690
How do I draw something that Guba will absolutely positively definitely personally like?

Gura could have become a Grace VanderWaal, but she choose to babysit greasy adults instead, i don't understand her priorities

https://youtu.be/nJ9awW8vwIU?t=13

>>76373533
any last words?

>>76349327
>>76349327
There has never been a way for Gura to show how we been for us to her.?
Can we she show how her show has been through the way for us to Gura how she is.?

>>76375757
You won't do shit

>>76375848
Gura holding hand with cute girls

>>76375764
based

>>76375911
strokechama...

>>76375926
oh yeah? Let's see about that you teasing brat

I think everyone in ggg is a stroke-victim

>>76375523
>Hopefully her parents tardwrangle her, or she has a caretaker, or a legal guardian, or other
yeah, me. I will take this task upon myself, I will take care of ALL her needs, you don't need to bother.

>>76375911

>>76376059
Anyone who's still sticking it out with gura certainly has had some sort of brain damage

Chumbies should I get wingstop or mcdonalds today

>>76376343
mcdonalds

Okaerinasai
https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

(catbox have not worked for me since february, constant DNS error, can someone confirm or deny that the vidya is working?)

>>76376395
it's still working

>>76376163
Yeah, schizos still here shitposting in her threads and trying to bait and denigrate her fans instead of moving on are mentally retarded. I concur.

>>76373789
>>76373914
Chumbuds starting to believe?

>>76376056
Yeah, just do nothing but post fanart. That'll show her.

Does she prefer to be raped by tentacles or a group of ugly fat men

>>76376391
Nice. I’ve craving mcdoubles for a while

Just had my first shower in 3 years, feels nice to be clean for once.

Goob morning :D

>>76376774
the latter

>>76376907
How did you get past the itchiness?

>>76376951
Goob night

>>76377031
The only itchiness i felt was while sweating heavily, my money was on my pores being clogged with gunk so as they burst open with sweat it provoked an itching reaction.

>>76376570
>nothing but post fanart
this damn brat wishes... I won't go easy on her...

>>76376789
WTF is this? I thought Gura was just weird, but there are actually people who CRAVE McDonalds? For real? No joke? You know that mom & pop burger places that grounds their own meat in house is about the same price as McD nowadays, right? And it is twice the quality and produce

>>76377665
i crave familiarity

>>76377665
>same price
Never is, people who tell me that shit never even bother looking. Not only that, but the amount of places like that are few and far between, I am not driving an hour to get a burger.

Any one else experiencing YT being funky?

>>76377665
they put all that fake stuff in it to get u addicted to it and make u buy more

>>76378006
that's my penis

I thought her "attempted comeback that suddenly stops" were odd the first few times, but the last 2 instances (one where she said we'd see each other in a few days and this its gura time one) convinced me she must have some sort of illness blocking the whole thing, and that it can flare up and down. It's so stupid that she's willing to tank all this bad blood and mockery instead of just saying "hey I am not well and this is why I cannot commit to full time streaming".

I am starting to think Gura

>>76378193
If you watched streams, you'd know why she doesn't want to say that.

>>76378397
because she's severely mentally ill

>>76378422
Nope. Her reasoning is fine and almost all chumbies accept it.

>>76377665
A borgar like that wont be cheap. Maybe I should make a borgar today? I dunno

Some good news during the Gura famine atleast: Robert Pickton (Canadian mass-murderer) got attacked in prison and is expecting to not survive. Maybe Gura is a masked virgilante going around the world and doing good deeds?

>>76378193
>>76378397
Can you hold off for a few hours before you loop through the copes, it's still early.

>>76378193
>>76378454
What reasoning? She never explains and no one ever bothers asking, so people just keep making stuff up.

>>76378638
Gura has directly stated why she doesn't say things like that anon said, multiple times. It's not cope. It's fact.

>>76378193
No, certainly not. The pattern is that it specifically and exclusively blocks ordinary streams, and has no effect on long-distance travel, collabs, and sponsorships. That is not real.

>>76378193
The following is the real reason as to why Gura doesn't stream anymore:
>>76360188

>>76379392
You are the only one who made your shitpost sounds erotic, I will give you that.

gura sticks her finger in her own butt

When are the NijiEN debuts?

Kiara is doing 1 block minecraft with myth. Missing only 1 person to reply. We might get some Gooba streams

>>76379876
Tomorrow, same as the Promise anniversary.

>>76379392
Well she's definitely more lazy and mentally ill than Kronii, I'll give you that.

>>76379940
What's the money on Gura overlapping both?

>>76360188
Holy fuck I'd masturbate to an hour of Gura being peak menhera T u T

>>76379937
If it's not on her channel, it isn't a stream. So far most of what Kiara organizes is on her channel.

>>76379937
she's missing Ame lmao

>>76380068
She said it would be individual streams and wouldn't even have to be at the same time.

>>76380068
brithday is close so she might stream a few times before

>>76380011
And why should anyone care if she does? Overlap autism is mostly a vtuber thing. No one else gives a shit about it.

I was thinking a lot about Gura.

>>76380395
retard, overlap can be used to predict rare Gura streams

>>76380583
Me too, imagine the people who can interact with Gura whenever they want to, it must be pretty sweet

>>76379876
Friday and Saturday. I am willing to entertain her being forced to come back and overlap at this point, so I guess two streams before her early June collabs and then nothing until her birthday.

>>76380985
I envy them so fucking much...

>>76375491
Hooray!
Give your chameleon a pat on the head for me chameleonbud

A chameleon and an elephant is the same animal, the only difference is that chameleons have longer legs

Is Gura unhappy?

Is Gura happy?

>>76381238
I gave him a little pat but then he proceeded to give me a powerful side eye

Is Gura?

Goob morning retards

>>76381501
a lot of people don't like their jobs but still live happy lives outside of them - and being an actual millionaire, able to get away with not working most of the year probably helps a lot with that

Gura?

>>76379075
>No effect on long-distance travel
You don't know that. Where's the evidence that the amount of traveling she's done is the exact amount she intended to travel, that nothing ever had to get canceled just because she made it to Fes etc.?
>collabs
She barely even collabs anymore either
>Sponsorships
You have no way of knowing whether or not things have been canceled or delayed behind the scenes
Asserting that there's been "no effect" on any of these things is either speculative for a and c, and flatly wrong for b

Gura is lying in a puddle of her own urine

>>76381897
Would not surprise me in the slightest if that was true

>>76381501
Nah shes pretty happy, she only has to stream once a month which sucks but she'll get over it.

>>76381963
it's not going to form a puddle dumbud the blankets/clothes on her chair and bed will absorb it

>>76380933
Ah, you're just a shitposter. To be fair it was kind of obvious.

>>76377842
Nta but where do you live? Even before mcdonalds, and fast food as a whole, went off the deep end price wise mom and pop shops weren’t that much more expensive. Now they are cheaper for higher quality. Even places like 5 guys is only slightly more expensive than McDonalds now, but the burger is bigger with a larger serving of fries

>>76381977
I have less appointments than last year, but I still hate going to them

>>76382237
I love five fellas but everytime I go I spend at least 20 bucks on a burger and some fries.

>>76381699
Cuuuuute

Coming here is such a pain now. I get more information about streamers I don’t care about than the one I want. Someone should make a gura thread so people can talk about gura until she returns

>>76382538
>Someone should make a gura thread so people can talk about gura until she returns
Great, suggest something to talk about then, there isn't alot of source material to talk about nowadays, you get that, right?

>>76382410
Bacon burger and large fries?

>>76382799
That sounds like it would hit the spot right now

>>76382644
>Nothing to talk about so I’ll stay here and talk about other people
Go to a different thread then. Now he’ll admit to being a schizo by giving a non answer

Is a certain website down forever? It has been 3-4 weeks now. Did Covers legal team take "that" site down finally?

>>76382237
I live in leaf land, there's fucking nothing here. I couldnt even tell you of a mom & pop store here because there arent any.

I prefer cooking everything at home, saves a lot of money and I feel accomplished when I cook something I and others really like

>>76383529
cooking at home is best, but sometimes restaurant food is a nice change of pace and can give you ideas/reference points for your own cooking

>>76383130
Most likely. Its also no coincidence that when that place went down, a surge in shitposting happened here and still does.

>>76383319
>Canadian
You have my sympathies leafbud
Don't worry, the day of the rake shall come and end your misery soon

>>76383319
Oh that’s because your country’s a shithole that makes more sense. Nvm enjoy the mcdonalds

>>76383704
Oh yeah, it was a quality thread until then, never a bad post. She also streamed constantly and no one ever missed her. It was a true golden age until a few weeks ago, what a loss. More seriously it actually seems to have improved a little. I know some of you get tired of the complaining but ever since it died I've only seen pajeet like once or twice and hotwheels hasn't been around as often.

>>76383319
Where the fuck do you live in Canada? Where i live we have Shelby's Chipwagon and several others, just a couple of roads from McDonalds, then there is alot of pubs upwards Port Carling etc etc just a stonethrow from here & i constantly see pubs and roadside burger joints whenever i am roadtripping

>>76383608
fuck you tranny jew

>>76383917
I live in a big ass

>>76383917
southern ontario, theres nothing. I am not driving to fucking huntsville to get a burger

How come she don't want us, man? I feel like being a "chumbud" gets you nothing but mockery and a big part of it is how Gura treats us. Like not just trolls, but its okay to shit on her and us in any holo community.

>>76383950
damn, this anon went from 0-100 quick

hewwo

>>76383608
yeah, a couple years ago I went to a restaurant that had the best pork roast I ever had, it was so tender and the sauce was so fucking good. I wish I asked for the recipe, Idk what happened but it tasted nothing like it when I went recently, maybe the chef left.

>>76384026
>How come she don't want us, man? I feel like being a "chumbud" gets you nothing but mockery
Some people just don't like streaming or vtubing. Gura is not only sticking around purely out of financial obligations, but she's made it so obvious across so many instances that it's basically become weird performance art. I am amazed she still has as many fans as she does, and they deserve to be relentlessly mocked.
>its okay to shit on her and us in any holo community.
Of course it is, she's a rotten person and her fans are complete idiots.

>>76384026
just leave if you're not having fun anymore. gura isn't the only vtuber in the world, and plenty of talented ones outside of big agencies like hololive would appreciate your viewership

>>76383914
maybe they found a different containment site

>>76384197
Everything everywhere has been getting shittier. More than likely they changed their supplier for cheaper pork, adjusted the recipe for less expensive ingredients, and fired the cook to hire one for cheaper. All at once.

>>76384197
u gotta get gordon ramsey to go and yell at em to fix it

>>76384299
Capitalist simps will say this is just good business sense

>>76384535
...it is

>>76375523
I can save her...

>>76384228
Christ what is it with you parasites always shilling your no views? I could not care less about your vtuber nobody, nor will I willingly subject myself to becoming attached to some fickle woman who could fall of the face of the earth without me ever finding out what happened to her. I'm still here cause Gura has me hooked, getting attached to some streamer was a mistake and I won't repeat it.

>>76384205
What are you smoking, dude?

>>76384584
>Destroy the quality of your product for short term gains
>Slowly lose your entire customer base
>Shut down 6 months later
Good business, yeah.

>>76384535
>I don't understand, after so many budget cuts, why don't we move faster?

I bought hotdog buns + a can of the tastiest sausages know to man, well, boiled sausages, nothing beats campfire grilled, anyways, i opened the can, heated the pot up, started to eat, then i realized the burger to sausage ration matched 1:1, usually there is 2 sausages left over that have no bun to cradle them, so i looked at the tin, those fuckers have reduced the sausages from 10 to 8 pieces per tin + raised the prices 10% this year

Fuck BlackRock

>>76384633
this, never again.

>>76384764
Lol just be a billionaire, skill issue

>>76384764
that sucks, but did you drink the hotdog water?

>>76384691
More like:
>Outcompete the competition with massive capital spending
>Create a monopoly or oligopoly
>Destroy the quality of your product for short term gains
>Your customer base has nowhere to go
>Keep feeding them slop until the end days, infinite money glitch

>>76384633
>>76384797
>I'm still here cause Gura has me hooked, getting attached to some streamer was a mistake and I won't repeat it.
Then the solution is even easier, just leave and don't follow any other vtubers. There's a lot of things you could be enjoying spending your time on more than worrying about minor celeb internet women do.

>>76384872
Yeah but a local restaurant can't exactly do that. On a macro scale that's exactly what's happening though. Markets need strict regulation to prevent anti-competetive business practices and break up trusts.

>>76384897
No, fuck off, scum.

/thread

I feel like Gura is getting downright experimental in her fanbase abuse. She saw people had gotten used to ghosting and moved on to giving false hope then retracting it. What, if not malice, explains this woman not following up on things? Okay I get it, she tweeted "It's Gura time" but then something came up. Then follow up with something, a member post, anything. Just throw a fucking crumb. This is some spilling water in front of a parched man shit.

What ya talkin' about?

>>76384026
Ask Gura herself why she doesn't stream if you want to know, but as for the "Holo community" they've always been pieces of crap who had it out for Chumbuds while virtue signaling about their "Holo community" or how great insert Hololive member that's not Gura is. We were never welcomed in their community. Even if Gura ever does go back to streaming regularly, I have no interest in ever being a part of the "Holo community".

>>76385072
She never said it's gura time retard, she just said to look at the time. Probably time for a nap.

>>76384897
what part of "hooked" do you not get? "le easy solution" there is none you maggot, this is a matter of emotions not reason.

Why was Gura such a GOD when it came ot maid RP when she can't even take care of herself?

>>76385119
I see we're reaching new levels of disingenuous

>>76385119
>WELL WELL WELL WOULD YA LOOK AT THE TIME
>gif of a watch where the time points to Gura
>from her OP that at least used to play before a stream
Probably just go kill yourself.

I'm going to get borgar now

>>76385013
well, it's your own life to waste on something you aren't actually enjoying anymore, that you think was a "mistake" getting invested in
>>76385124
>"le easy solution" there is none you maggot, this is a matter of emotions not reason
this is how irrational women behave
there genuinely is an easy solution and it's to realize that your emotions are just telling you to do something that's just going to keep you wasting time and not enjoying yourself, you can cut that shit out

>>76385072
>I feel like Gura is getting downright experimental in her fanbase abuse
I have unironically been saying this for the past two years.
There was a point sometime in 2022 when she completely stopped caring about streaming, then realized even if she barely did anything her fans would keep showering her with praise and money.
I don't think she's cared about losing her fans, job, or income for a long time. But she now knows she literally cannot, and acts consequently.

>>76385321
I'm hungry but there are people working on the house and I don't want to eat while they're there.

>>76385277
She doesn't owe you anything retard, she never said she was streaming. That's your fault for being an idiot

>>76385277
Doesn't mean she'll stream. Unless she explicitly says she's going to or drops a frame, don't just assume she'll stream. You can take it up with her next time she does stream if you have a problem with that.

>>76385411
I am so fucking mad at your mom right now dude

>>76385072
>>76385362
Even if that was true. Then that's the fault of those around her for not holding her accountable.

>>76385426
I am so fucking mad at your dad right now dude

>>76385411
>She doesn't owe you anything
Yeah, she does, she said so herself. https://youtu.be/0wArI3n7Qu4?t=13402
>>76385426
The level of delusion is just sad now.

>>76385352
>this is how irrational women behave
Enough of your stupid larp, everyone is here cause they're attached to some girl behind an anime png, that's inherently irrational.

>>76385525
The people around her don't give a fuck. It's not her coworkers job to make her work, and her managers don't give a shit as long as she's making money and selling merch. Literally nobody around her has a reason to get her to stream.

Can you guys slow down a little. There's too many new posts showing up in my tab and nothing's even happening.

>>76385605
Stop being such an entitled retard, we deserve whatever she gives, and nothing more

>>76385739
This is what happens when we don’t gate keep hard enough. It is time for the Great Purge, brother.