/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

Hello, I hope today has been a fine day you've found some time to relax. I love my goofy, gamer spidermother and when she uses her well-endowed muscles to torture my bound body for my misdeeds. I'm Ami's punching bag

sex with mio at offkai

sex with mio at offkai (I'm second in line)

LISA DID IT

wose...

>Lisa balloons stream next week
Imagine the mald

Menhera beerpals are going to have a rough few weeks dont make mio sad

I hope everyone is enjoying this magnificent Taco Tuesday.

I want to have sex with Mio. How much do I have to donate for 1 hour of sex?

>>76333082
I'm sure it will be a relaxed, low volume stream to eep to

Guilt tripping Mio into sex at offkai and making her wear the purple wig

MioLove!!

Mio can you give tweet out a time you might gorilla?

https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1793090744871420178
Rosemi to Dizzy

>>76335687
she's undergoing Latinazation...

I miss him...

I miss her...

sex with mio at offkai (I'm third in line)

>>76341733
using anon's cum as lube while fucking Mio!

Kazu...

Will there be a korean schizo waiting for her at the airport later?

He's so real for that
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1793116183522357698

>>76343349
pfffff
HAG POWER 999, the Elder Roll Queen!

>>76343349
Ami...
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1793116939222438045

Me and my 29 other clones will be having sex with Mio at Offkai. I will at least record the audio for you guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6cbbHpBfTA

Shit o'clock stream because she hate me

>>76344520
She is live NOW!

>>76344275
You better deliver or I'm forever marking you as fake Mio sex haver

>>76344275
Too bad it will be the “mutuals”. They have been setting up getting into her pants for months

>>76346135
okay. just let me figure out the cloning part and i'll get back to you

>>76343630
I thought she embraced hagdom

Dizzy wuv

>love you lots Mio
>BUT NOT ENOUGH TO AT LEAST USE AN ALT TO TALK TO YOU
I refuse to believe someone can have this little self-awaress

>>76346776
i think you've made this post 30 times already chill bro

She said 5 different streaming times.
Mio you can't please everyone someone will miss your streams and they gotta deal with it

>US
>outsource customer service to pakis and pajeets
>KR
>employs other koreans
>"KR customer service is better'
Wonder why Mio

>>76343630
eating ami's "young fresh" peach

I only recognize hyuni from the ones she mentioned

the Shimada tweets go hard https://x.com/ShimadaTiger/status/1793127304362950884

I bet $50 Mio still beautiful in her new hair style.

Why are peeseagee losers using phase girls as a profile picture in gfe stream? Die

i dont know how to feel knowing that mio is the same age as me

i dont know how to feel knowing that I'm twice Mio's age.

I need to find a way to Mio into a hag and reverse my age

I know how to feel

Midwesterners getting completely BTFO right now
>>76348975
jesas and I thought I was old she's older than yuuna right?
>>76346147
Bae....

>>76334246
>1 hour
(You) better make her cum 4 times

I feel good knowing I'm much older than Mio.

https://twitter.com/wanghaofei/status/1793096366132195529
No more Mio likes btw

[Mio Lore]
Both her parents are ethnically Korean but she was born in the US and learned English as her first language because Mamalesta is based

>>76349497
that has been known for a very long time

>>76349497
[Non-News]

Mamalesta just wants Mio to look sexy in front of the Bull she is gonna get fucked by at offkai

>>76332926
If photosynthesis, why sammich?

>>76349497
I saw this in Beef

>>76349485
wow, xitter doing something right for once

>>76349565
Yeah me

>>76349497
Hello new peeseagee scum learning old lore

>>76349558
>>76349561
Sure, but she talked about it, which is honestly not that common, and I'm liveposting

>>76349485
If I lose Mio likes on twitter it's over for me I will be so fucking sad

>>76349959
also for (You) >>76349902 also I've been here since before Mio joined Tsunderia, I just don't normally care much about this kind of lore

https://x.com/niniyuuna/status/1793136298511028629
What is Blue Archive tiering?

>papalesta went to Korea's equivalent of MIT
>still unemployed
kek

Speaking of school, isn't it funny to think if Mio had gone back to college last year she would be coming back right around this time? She said
And it's also funny to think if I had been apart from her all this time I would most definitely have dropped her for someone else

Mio's dad is living the NEET dream

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

Clearly her parents investing on her education paid off LOL

>>76350896
and that would be "fine" if he was a good person at least, but he isn't

>mamalesta and papalesta both have degrees
>the breadwinner is the drop out streamer who pretends to be a bunch of strangers' gf

Mio's parents are laughing at how pathetic paypigs are

holy shit. asian parents not even once

imagine mocking your daughters income when she literally pays for you to fucking live.

>want to support mio
>all the money goes to supporting toxic parents
damn...

Holy fuck Mio, JUST MOVE OUT! I am begging you, MOVE OUT! You literally can, it will do you so much good. Your parents do not deserve your company.

Mamalesta sounds like such a basic bitch I swear to God

>>76351539
Mio said she's the only reason mamalesta even wants to come back home every day

>my parents are not as bad as those parents, so they are good
That's not how it works, Mio....

I hope Mio isn't flying on a Boeing airplane.

>>76332114
is that real?

>>76351777
They should leave to America and say nothing to papalesta ever again

prepare to wawawawa like you had never before
https://www.youtube.com/live/qhNyJCRws9A

[Catastrophic News]
Jelly is NOT fat

>>76353255
Mudhuts can't store lots of food ;(
>verification not required.

>>76349739
I would fuck a fembucko

>>76353477
>fem

>>76353607
Fem enough for me

>>76353477
I would fuck this anon but only if my spider (mom) stood to financially gain from it.

Do not fucko the buckos

Haven't watched Jelly in a while, did she change voice actress?. But god did I miss her weird laugh

>>76353607
Sour is a woman, she's an old Puerto Rican Lady with like 3 kids

>>76353477
What about this fembucko?

Getting ready for Mio ultimate schizo meltdown when she will miss her plane
>>76354996
Also mio casual self doxxing herself for the creeps like Mojey that are going to offkai

>>76355025
That dude is actually pretty creepy, he must have some actual mental illness

How much girlfailure is missing a fly to california because of streaming?

Wait, she is not legit going to miss the plane....

>>76355258
Don't worry I'll delay it

>>76355132
Y'all really hating on him for what?

>>76355732
I get really grossed out and uncomfortable seeing his replies

>>76355732
Simple rule of thumb is if they don't have receipts then they're just name-dropping fags.

>>76353607
It's redundant, we know.

Mio ignores now me but never told me I did anything wrong :(

>>76356155
The receipts are public
Look at her tweets replies, he always say something just gross everytime, guy is a fucking coomer and a creep
And lets not forget or ignore various signed and CCs/Tellonyms where he almost has a breakdown for missing a stream.
Kudos for Mio to stomach someone like that

>>76358268
crazy to think that those kind of people actually exist

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>76358268
Anon, I agree with you but you should just mute him or even block on the YouTube. Mio is my gfe so I do my best to block anyone that ruins that feeling. It makes streams so much better. Posting about people here and naming them pushes them closer to her. I worry they might stalk her at offkai but I think they're to pathetic to do so. She is ok with these guys so that is where it ends.

I ALREADY MISS HER
IS SHE ALREADY IN THE STATES?

>>76360632
It's a 12 hour flight, Anon. We might get a message she made it in 11.

[semi mio related news]
Elon is going more schizo with Twitter and is gonna change how the like system works.
tl:dr: Mio won't be able to see the names of the people liking her tweets, just the number of likes but no name and we won't be able to see anymore what post she likes while going on a porn like spree on that other account unless she retweet

>>76360927
lol lmao that will legit kill off hundreds of artists and smaller content creator just by making them impossible to be discovered

Can we still see if she likes our comments? I need that...

>>76361103
You will see notif that a post got liked
Was it mio or a pussy in bio bot? you won't know

>>76361145
Holy fuck I'll just kms now her comments get hit with so many of those bots fuck Elon

>>76360927
How is this guy so dumb, and why does he displays that dumbness for the whole wide world to see???? The fact I had to creature a burner account just to see Ami's tweets and follow chubby gravure idols still bothers me to this day.

>>76361169
mio in bio

>>76361169
biggest issue for Mio and us are
>She won't be able to filter ou uknow lurkers that she is not comfortable to have around reading something too personal as easy as she can now anymore
>we won't see pic related tab anymore on our ends

>>76361244
>I had to creature a burner account just to see Ami's tweets and follow chubby gravure idols
What? Does Ami stalk you buckos she comes off as to much of a nice cute dork to do that.

>>76361449
I dont even get the notification for youtube I'm actually so sad lol

>>76361987
That's strange, I do. Maybe check the settings

>>76361508
I can't say for other buckos because I just see her tweets, if I had a Twitter account with the handle I use during her streams I feel like I would devolve into an annoying reply guy very fast.
Also lol no idea how I typed >creature in my original post, guess 21 hours without sleeping is paying its price

>>76361508
No, it's because Twitter is impossible to use without an account and nitter died.

>>76362187
They're all on is there somewhere I could check that might be stopping it? Even my general phone stuff is all on. I only get a notif when she starts streams which is strange I get hers on time but most others are 5 to 15 minutes late.

https://twitter.com/amemachihanabi/status/1793260480494010806
>hi chat
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76363894
>that instant Shiya reply
I find it really endearing how much she seems to like Hanabi.

>>76362383
Sometimes when I watch the interactions it looks like she appreciates them? I always think it's really cute seeing her pop up on my Twitter but I'm a lurker.

>>76363492
Hmmm is all this the same on yours?

>>76364527
For what it's worth, I've seen some vtubers post that they're getting extremely low CCV and subscription culls at the moment. Might also be worth checking if your subscription hasn't been removed. Then again, the site's probably just shitting itself like usual.

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; tangled up in soft silk sheets, plump spinneret pressed into me transferring warmth, fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel....beautiful...

oh dear, Youtube did something again and now there is a ccv cull going on, hope Mio won't go menhera over having her ccv going lower because Youtube is messing with /#/

>>76364977
ccv numbers aren't real

Whats the meaning behind Mio actually having considered doing a debut watchalong for PixelLink? I don't think Maria and Eryka ever interacted with her, did someone she actually know got in i wonder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP4BEv273ok

>>76365619
HOLY SHIT

>>76365619
>it's fucking real

>>76364527
Yeah I had to double check really strange. I have all notifs enabled for her channel and I'm subbed.

where is Shima

I want to play pokerogue or another pokemon game alongside Mio again

>>76366290
That's so odd. I'm sorry, I wish I knew why it was being fucky.

>>76369578
Thanks for trying, sad times ahead

>>76365619
Wow!

>>76368010
Moving for the next 6 months.

>>76369838
its a shame that every app just seems to get worse over time

>>76369838
Something like this happened to me for a while, with both Lisa and Mumei during different time periods, even if I was a member. It fixed itself after some time, so might be just a temporary annoyance.

>>76369940
it's shimover

>>76370988
I hope so I've been subbed to her for years. I've never gotten them from anyone. I wonder if being a brand account is bricking it. I nevwr changed it because it resets all your stuff and I'd rather pay for my membership.

>pov: you are bald ripped 5'6" middle aged white man

>>76365514
>I don't think Erika ever interacted with her
They were in this League collab together
https://youtu.be/GfI9F0MathI?t=725

>>76372767
>maxi collab and as a sub in for someone else

>>76372959
I'm just saying

>>76365514
Maria has collabed with Mio at least once

>>76365514
>>76372959
Something something plato's allegory of the cave

Meru Love!

did yt fix the ccv thing? these look normal to me but i'm not a numbernigger. was just wondering if i should give ami a heads up

>>76373682
I think about this a lot lately.

I love my wife Mio so much!

>>76374723
Meru LUST!

>Mio will arrive when i am sleeping
>will miss the landing tweet
it's over

>>76376531
Go nap you still have like 6 hours

>>76374823
she could probably tell by chat activity that everything is normal

hanny b!!!!!!!!!

Is this the Miori anti general?

depressed dragunny... https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs/status/1793278527279689744

>>76378076
I wish.

>>76378076
no sir this is the feed mio general. if you see anti posts it's probably someone confusing their pkg tab.

https://x.com/MatsuroMeru/status/1793340947368993043
I hope she find the balance to both come back and keep her mental up

My spidermom really is the most soft and beautiful cat in the whole world, need to be smeeling her hair or squeezing her...

>>76372697
literally me except the bald and middle aged parts...

Miori should be slim, fit and sexy. Fat people are disgusting. Anyone showing sweets and fats down her throat should be treated as an anti. Her mom also.

>>76380576
You should kill yourself immediately. Peeseagee nigger.

Mio should be chubby, soft and sexy. Twig people are disgusting. Anyone shoving vegetables and diets down her throat should be treated as an anti. Her parents also.

>>76380650
Are we blaming Mio anti post on /pcg/ now?

>>76380719
There are peeseagee picks up who keep posting about Korean vtubers and name dropping Mio in their thread. They have multiple vtubers where they and their communities entire thing is being fit. I've recognized some of them one even posted Lumi pictures here who is aggressively anti fat. I know I'm right. I could go further but they're subhuman and deserve nothing.

>>76380914
You're a schizo

>>76380914
I think you need some time off the computer anon.

>>76380960
Even the schizos have their schizos in this thread

>>76380995
One day you will see and know I'm right. That is where I'll leave it.

>>76380914
>I make assumptions about the identities of anonymous posters on 4chan
Yup, that's a schizo.

Why do beerpals always have to make a fuzz about literal whos, be it some anons or some random grey names? Are you all women or something? You need some rape?

>>76381999
shut up the fuck up bucko and get oiled up for the buckodome

Lisa should start doing gfe

>[Spidermom news]
We're playing Kings Field today, 3DO hort

>>76381999
If you are Mio, then yes rape me

>>76381999
Men aren't afraid of conflict.

>Mio wants to be slim
>I want her to be slim
From where I'm standing, all of you are antis.

>>76381999
it's falseflagging, dingus
>pretend to be a beerpal
>act like a huge faggot
>people start to dislike beerpals
>pro-mio voices are discredited
given the hour i assume it's the euroschizo larping as a southeast asian.

Ami is live and playing more Kings field!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm3OzGOj0uw

>>76380245
Lisa is too cute

>>76382574
This post sounded so overweight
Go lift weights fatty

[Non-news]

ami smeels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fpxx1dcRYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fpxx1dcRYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fpxx1dcRYE

>>76382888
I've heard good things about this game but I have no idea what it's like

>>76382888
>Ember
Disgusting.

>>76382888
Art ho Eber yapping between every bite of her dumbass gigantic, strutcually unsound burger that's held together with a steak knife

>>76382986
Into the ranch he goes!

>>76382986
?

>>76382311
>3DO hort
Did she say what's wrong with it?

>>76383161
its pregnant

>>76382888
>Ember

>>76382962
It's a game made to sell to games journalist.
>Pretty
>Mechanically shallow
>Zero combat
>Short (4 hours)
>Easy puzzles
>A big focus on "You have to play it yourself to really get it!"
>The YouTuber known as Schrödinger's Douchebag is attached to it.

>>76383161
3DO to capture issues

>>76383161
She doesn't fully know but thinks the video cables are broken.

>>76383374
>>76383424
Hopefully she can troubleshoot it, I've never seen a vtuber play 3DO before

UUUUUUUUU I MISS HER

>>76382260
She is GFE. Especially now that she's idol corp.

Do you think Ember knows she's the best GFE?

>>76383215
yeah, with my child

Wait something just occurred to me.
>Ami mostly collabs with vtubers with huge knockers
>Sleepy gets a new model, it has huge knockers
>this was all an elaborate scheme to collab with Ami

>>76383728
sleepy would spill spaghetti for the whole stream. she seems the type to want to watch more than to join when it comes to ami streams.

>>76383728
Stop noticing things

>>76383609
Yeah, Grumpy Feline Experience

>>76383664
Grim

Ami's massive water bottle...

She is live.

>>76383728
Does Sleepy know the danger her breasts are in?

Raccoon Ember.

>Oh, this? My bottle? My massive meowin' bottle? My super filled up sippy? My splishy splashy sloshy washy? My friggin' arm straining, vein-bursting, water table defying chuggy juggy? My super duper village quenching, river making, office shaking flagon?
>It's from the dollar store.

Blueber!

>>76384242
I hope our drawfriend does some Ami/Airi stuff some day, older girl love

>>76384315
blueberry............

>>76384358
You wouldn't...

>>76383215
Yeah, with me.

>Ember wants to eat the very first thing you see upon opening the game
Of course.

>I remember Ventrillo [...], I learned some colorful words.

>>76384529
Did you know that if you only ate rabbit meat, you would die of malnutrition?

>>76384285
ami knowing of and talking about that meme made me feel things...

The plushie on Ember's lap, leaning against her soft cute tummy? Me.

ayyg

>Secret aygg

>Clover aygg
>Secret aygg

Would eating a map improve Ami's directional sense?

That was perfect timing for Ami clip worthy

>Spends all her time eating and lazing around
>Black circles around her eyes
>Beloved by Dizzy
Could Ember actually be a panda?

>Gorrrgeous aygg

>Ebr aygg storage...

>>76385497
>Only two
TIME IS RUNNING OUT

I HATE THE QUEBECOIS

[Ember news]
She just kissed a dog

Still baffled Lisa of all people has antis

I hope Mio is okay

>>76386065
There's still 3 hours until her flight lands

>Ami Planet invented the pineapple pizza
Mama Mia...

Will beerpals be having a fistfight at the terminal?

Pitbulls...

I can't believe Ember got mauled by a chihuahua as a child

>>76386190
Everyone knows pineapple pizza is made up to scare little Italians into behaving

I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES

>>76386155
Oh really? I thought it was supposed to land a couple of hours ago. My bad

Cougar Ember...

Tummysemi

The fact dating apps allow people to sort by salary is fucked up.

We can finally challenge /pcgia/ to proper Zord combat again

>>76386804
>>76386875
>>76386938
>>76386978
>>76387092
We're so back

EMBER I WILL TAKE YOU TO CHILI'S AND I WILL FOOT THE BILL

>>76386804
>>76386875
>>76386938 tiger pussy...
>>76386978
>>76387092

>Oh my god, did you just say "all you can eat sushi"?

>>76387320
>>76387383
>>76387384
>tiny moment of hope
>instantly decapitated

>>76387313
And with stolen tiger pussy technology too

Ember isn't my girlfriend...?

>>76387527
Whom does the tiger pussy belong to

Ember fucking HATES GFE fags and wants them to FUCK OFF

Ember I don't think you will ever find a partner who eats as much as you do...

Auntie Ember?

Ember is really trying to get rid of her whales

Ami dox (real)

>>76387861
Nobody said Ember was smart.

>>76387872
My god... that ass was fat.

>>76387904
I thought she was smarter than this

It's really cute how Ember wants to provide instead of being provided for.

My girlfriend... Is an easy bake oven? No...

I don’t get it. Ember has very obviously played into the GFE side of things quite often so it seems kind of out of nowhere for her to come out and say this.

What's happening in Eber's stream...

>>76387861
She has whales? She's only talked about having no money

>>76388042
She's talking about food prices

>Straight back to food talk
Classic Ember

>>76388065
She has people who donate somewhat larger amounts regularly that usually have parasocial connotations in their messages.
>>76388042
She said she’s not here to be your GF.

NO PLEASE EMBER I DON'T WANT MY KIDS TO BE VTUBERS though admittedly I find it really funny when vtubers bring their parents on stream

>>76386592
Somebody should start compiling all of the times /tsunX/ talents have said or done things vaguely offensive to Italians on the off-chance that we go up against /pcgia/ in divegrass

Why is she like this, she keeps forgetting about her allergy on the REGULAR

>>76388350
I think Ami is our biggest italian hater?

I get what she was saying but Ember really should've just stayed away from that entire topic.

>>76388454
I really don’t know what the fuck she was thinking

>>76388454
>>76388546
You're overreacting

Help! I took my little sister ps virginity and now mom is going to find out, help!!!

>>76388678
Maybe, but you know some people will hear what she said and drop her because of it. Once you take the “I’ll never be your GF” cat out of the bag you can’t really put it back in.
It just doesn’t make sense to me why she said it in the first place.

Ember will never be (You)r gf because she's already mine as a side piece, while Mio is my gf

>>76388816
How long ago did she say this I need to check. I was there at the start when she was whining about wanting to be more GFE. What changed?

>Ami was a 10/10 of stink
Gods imagine...

I'm beginning to despise the retards in Ember's chat who are always bringing up relationship garbage. You're in a vtuber chat, act accordingly.

>>76389195
kys

>>76388968
Nothing changed, she’s still my gf.

>>76389195
Ember literally brought it up first today.

>Miori doesn’t like talking to Ember because she perceives her as a GFE streamer like herself
>Ember just took her parasocial fans out back and executed them, killing any thought of her being their GF
does this mean Ember and Mio can be friends now?

it means (You) are a fag.

Love these choice of colors, YouTube.

Feels like just yesterday she was doing GFE ASMR. What changed?

>>76390210
Wemi's father...

my cat died LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ember feels like she gave up today it's a bit sad

>>76389840
i thought /pcg/ was making shit up, not to dramafag but is there like genuinely tensions between Mio and Ember?

>>76390566
Ember talked about it on stream and we talked about it here when it happened. You should be able to find it in the archives

>>76390566
Mio HATES Ember
Mio HATES Tsunderia
Mio HATES beerpals
Mio HATES vtubing
Mio HATES Mio

>>76390619
thank you

>>76390367
>Ember feels like she gave up today it's a bit sad
what makes you say that?

>>76390636
I love her design so much

>>76390650
Mio LOVES me

>>76390650
>Mio HATES beerpals
>Mio HATES Mio
These are the only true things you said.

please just kys

>>76390789
just kiss?

>Soft locked
Ami...

weird day

>>76391042
She's going to cheat on me again

Ember calling muyu a third worlder lmao

>>76391170
weird streams or weird thread?

>>76391227
Is she wrong though

>Soft lock evaded with cheats
SAVED

>>76391253
schizo decided to spice things up by being a fag to ember today

>googling how to concentrate
embr...

>>76391253
both

>>76391404
well she did bring up the one topic that is almost guaranteed to set off a schzio so it’s not that surprising

Eber is going to masturbate mid stream

>>76391497
don't blame ember when it was seanig larping less than 5 minutes into stream >>76382986

Period anon how's Ember's calendar

https://www.twitch.tv/tsukimibdohrnii
Tsukimi talking about her trip to the Kamen Rider Diner.

>>76391590
it's even worse than that, stream hadn't even started yet because she was 20 minutes late due to a phone call

>>76391683
I hope she plays CoD Warzone for the Gundam crossover, Tsukimi efpees is always a riot

Guys I think Ember might have gotten lost on the way to the bathroom.

>>76392620
Oh nice she found her way.

Another stream lost it seems

Does Mio hate her lurkers?

>>76393269
>>76393269
>>76393269
Baked

Mio's flight should land soon?

Mio just landed. I'm picking her up from the airport and we will have non-stop sex for the whole duration of her trip. The only time we will stop having sex is when she needs to do the meet and greets.