/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Bae (my girlfriend (real))

Thanks for the bread!

Thanks for za bread!
Also she hasn't performed a mount has she?

she thinks it's bad now, just wait until pickle starts butting in

>>76282218
Not yet, and i don't think they get explained until later or if you accidentally pull one off.

Rrat Love

>>76282218
In spite of her not knowing many mechanics (yet), she has had very little difficulty thus far which is a testament to how much she's grown as a gamer

>>76282218
Don’t think she knows it exists at all
Great show regardless, fish got fucked

>>76282344
Yeah but there's Anjanath, the first real wall of the game which will definitely give her some trouble, I'd love to be wrong though.

>>76282218
Actually she has on me

I love the super cool hunter because then it turns out he peaked at high rank and got his shit pushed in by teostra

>>76282472
what did you expect?
the expedition has been in the new world for fifty years and they would have been absolutely fucked if (you) didn't show up to do everything in like three weeks

>>76282472
Well Teo is an Elder Dragon and they're meant to body basically everyone.

it was her bday yesterday bae...

bread!

TakoBaelz bros!

based a day i can skip bae's stream for the foreseeable future

>>76282702
Most of the hunters there are also probably getting bodied by HR Pukei-Pukei as well.

fun fact: this stream alone is longer than the two rise ones.

Cute

>>76282881
She really has come so far huh
>>76282904
What a dorky donut

at least he went for it kek

>>76282904
CUTE
>>76282881
Bae’s gamer arc is real

>>76282851
I asked btw

oh brother can these blog fuckers please go away

So burgers, what’s up with the hot dog

>>76283168
it has stayed the same price for several decades and the CEO threatened to fuck over the business if they ever changed the price

Cosco dog fucking SLAPS

>>76283123
>PLEASE do NOT talk about bae in the bae thread

>>76283168
It's a hotdog that has not budged from costing only $1.50 for the entirety of Costco's existence

>>76283222
Nigger, superchatters are not bae, go fuck yourself

Controller made a big difference after all in her enjoyment of the game
>>76283207
>>76283228
That’s pretty neat, good on them I guess

>>76283168
Basically Costco has a decent quality hotdog that's cheap as fuck and the co-CEO threatened any future CEOs of the company that he would murder them if they ever raised the price of the dog or the rotisserie chicken

>Stalk online sessions to find and play with Bae
>Don't get attention for it
>Pay $50 to tell her it was you

The whole costco hot dog stuff just makes you seethe when you realize these fucking companies could afford millions of loses like that and not tank their shitzillion dollars but they will never will because making less money is just as bad as losing money for them

>>76283333
yeah i kinda found that kinda creepy ngl...

Bae seems open to playing with Holomems so that’ll be good

>>76283333
I swear that dude just gets weirder the more attention he gets

>>76283310
The chicken thing boggles my mind
HOW is an entire chicken that actually tastes good and is pre-cooked being sold at 5 dollars is beyond me

IRyS/Ina/Koseki Bijou, seems like a great lineup
Bae is very behind them right? I think they’re all up to Iceborne

>>76283478
chickens are very cheap animals
it is also the most consumed meat on earth, everyone is just a money hungry faggot

>>76283434
we might not get chad or baebi but we might get ShioBae, the forbidden collab

SHE'S BAKING BREAD AIEEEE
>>76283508
Yeah they are pretty far ahead

Bae...you can put it in the freezer and just toast it when you want a slice

Bae is becoming the bread fairy… kek

>>76283519
Shiori’s finally going to interact with Bae?

>>76283651
They have a few times, just only in group collabs

>>76283508
Yeah they're all in Icebourne but as long as they switch out for some low tier weapons it'll still be a decent fight.

>>76283651
They interacted during the last Sportsfes, but they haven't done anything 1 on 1 yet

Bae should get into cannibalism

Bae will DM people, asking them if they want bread, monja, or to go bouldering

>>76283831
>"Holy shit, i MUST rape her"

>>76283651
Bae’s opinion on Shiori is “I’d like to know her better”, which is the most barebones thing you can say about someone you don’t know ever

>>76283779
Pardun?

>>76283831
Bae will deliver bread directly to Mori's oxygen tube.

rate the hunting

You guys told me rock game was IRyS' least favorite game she's ever streamed why the hell is she doing it again

>>76283912
meh
It's MonHun

>>76283855
To be fair what can you even say about shiori? Girl is very clearly a weirdo. A sweet cute weirdo, but a weirdo anyway.
We should make a chart where the closer you are to Shiori, the more likely of being deranged you are

>>76283912
RAT GAMIN'/10
FASHION HUNTER/10
Very fun, it was cathartic to see her destroy monsters in the same game that traumatized her in the past

this BRAT
>>76283935
She got a second wind after seeing Fubuki play it

>>76283935
She saw Fubuki get through it quickly which gave her false hope.

>>76283912
She did the monster hunting/10
fashion hunting /10
She did really well today and as usual she struggled the most with directions.

>>76283912
Mr Buttons CUTE/10
Fashion hunter/10
Bae did really well, much better than Rose all those years ago
I’m glad she had fun

Bae is being a BRAT

>>76283912
Gamer arc continuing/10
Still Zoro/10
Butterfly cat my beloved/10
I'm glad Bae gave it a retry, she seemed to have way more fun and took to the mechanics much faster this time around
Way less carting than I expected

>>76284065
The specsavers diss lmfao

>>76283463
the degradation of the normal human mind once you get that 1% of attention is a fascinating thing
im sure the whale gook was a normal guy once, but he's heightened into extreme mental illness

>>76283892
This just reminded me that Bae has a collab with Subaru coming up thanks to Kyalli, maybe that's the stream after Sekiro?

>>76284394
I totally memoryholed that, she's the next guest at some point in Subaru's Hut yeah

>>76284394
Huh yeah it looks like those are every 2-3 weeks so that's probably it.

I don't think Bae is beating the Sisyphus game
There's some fucked up sections and Bae is pretty impatient as is

>>76284602
yeah...

>>76284695
What a long game...

>>76284602
I feel like she rage harder than she did at the rat during Guns Gore and Cannoli.

>>76284816
Is that the only time Bae straight up rage quit a game? And then came back lol

>>76284928
Bae rage quit only up and then memory holed the stream

>>76284394
>Bae has a collab with Subaru coming up thanks to Kyalli
Elaborate please. I know duck and reaper had a collab recently, and I know Subaru mentioned Hakos doing the dogeza stream over "only" 2+ hours of being late and how this was very Japanese of her, but that is all I am caught up with for that.

>>76284936
Subaru has been doing offcollabs with a guest at her house and each time the guest picks who the next person will be and she chose Bae.

>>76284934
That's right, Only Up was pretty terrible
>>76284936
NTA but Subaru has a series where she chats with Holomems, and the person nominates the next guest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F_H9MuuJWU&t=3009s
Kyalli picked Bae

>>76284936
Subaru has a stream where she invites someone over to her house for an hour long stream
The person who is invited picks the next guest for Subaru to invite over
Calli picked Bae
that's it

>>76285002
>>76285004
I see, so the Miko not showing up to Subaru's stream thing was a different type of "program" entirely?

>>76285056
I assume so
You can tell the series by the background (the field and blue skies)

>>76285056
subaru uses the same layout for this program,

Bae hasnt even touched 1% of this game and she also doesnt realize its 5 years old, having not taken the catch up armor and if she plays “every once in a while” capcom would actually have made another monster hunter before she even sees iceborne proper
I think she doesnt understand how much of a grind it really is

>>76285412
Oh well then? There's no need for her to 100% it or anything

>>76285412
It's not as long as you make it out to be. If she does 1 stream a week she could probably make it through to Iceborne in a couple of months.

>>76285458
Thats a tall ask for a girl who juggles her series with trying to avert hololive FOMO

>>76285412
How long did it take IRyS and Bibbers to reach IB?

>>76285508
She already said she wants to play it every Monday dumbass, and she usually does 7-8 hour streams nowadays unless she's busy that day

>>76285526
Just 6 for IRyS it seems given she's on Iceborne now

>>76285539
Did you just watch bae for the first time or something
Bae read some shit from chat half heartedly, youre a fool if you think she thinks in definites you retarded sperg

he's mad as fuck

WARNING
NO CRITIQUE ZONE
WARNING WARNING
SPERG OUT ALERT WARNING

>>76285526
For Biboo, 4 streams
Those were like 11 hour streams though

>>76285585
She did do some of the story off screen though.

>>76285585
>>76285698
That sounds like a fine pace for Bae to just work through weekly with some offscreen grinding if she wants then, there's no reason for her to rush it

>bae
>playing any game off screen
Kek
Lmao even

>>76285741
I think Beebs did some offscreen too
If Bae does the same (some offscreen grinding for materials), she should be able to catch up in about 4-5 streams too
That's just one month
>>76285754
Yeah, it's not that crazy

Bae doesnt play video games off stream

>>76285778
now I know you're just a tourist because she was grinding the shit out of palworld offstream and some valorant when she was still into that

>>76285826
Farmville is not the same thing as MonHun

>>76285826
Did the random seething without a reply not give it away?
Should just ignore him

>>76285818
She did it with Yakuza but just because she was just grinding.

>>76285826
Man I thank god every day that neither valorant or league continued.

Buzzword buzzword mcbuzzword is still learning 4chan so cute

>>76285898
Yeah holy shit that would've been a dark arc, I was almost certain league would continue

Meh, bae didnt really feel all that into it desu senpai
I see people creaming their jeans then baes just happy she dressed up her cat. The combat repetition will lose its magic over time with dual blades and she will rather watch criminal minds for the 36th time or talk to mumei than open steam to grind off stream, she needs a goal, and nobody is exactly waiting for her to get to iceborne or anything.
Maybe im nuts but yeah that stream just felt like the viewers were way more into it than bae

>>76286001
that's definitely a win

Send monhun to the shadowrealm and play DMC, the superior capcom franchise

>>76286346
I'd take this trade

>>76286149
I am 100% certain this is the same guy who doomposted she was going to drop Lies of P, and Yakuza, and Sekiro, and...

>>76286649
I dont know what hole you crawled out of schizo, but i watched a very mid stream and drew my own conclusion from it

>>76286703
I'm amazed at your ability to present your schizophrenic ramblings at Bae's inner thoughts (which are apparently contrary to the words she's saying) as fact while still having the gall to call anyone else a schizo

Back to your thread

>>76286810
NTA and not saying I agree with him (she clearly had fun), but none of the games you listed are even close to Monhun. If you truly believe she'll make it a thing and play it every Monday then I don't know what to say to you.

Watched Bae seeing the P5R opening for the first time. Again.

>>76288041
P5 was a lot of fun.

>>76288130
While the pacing was slow at times, it was a great series

>>76288185
I haven't played p4 and only watched a bit of Kyalli's P3 but are the pacing issues commonplace? or was it mostly a P5 issue? From what I watched of P3 it seemed a bit tighter overall.

>>76288383
P3 is a much shorter game, like 1/3rd the length of P5.

Monhun solo isn't very fun in the long run, I agree despite liking this stream for the sheer novelty of it. Consider the following: World has terrible characters and writing but never stops with the vapid cutscenes full of pointless exposition about your next assignment, and the gameplay is extremely forgiving thanks to the camp refueling and the game tracking the monsters for you, they casualized the fuck out of it. So the game isn't even hard like a Soulslike is hard, it just becomes very tedious to kill things on your own, epsecially with her dual sword set-up. So Bae should find a partner for her Monhun streams the sooner the better.

>>76288459
Ok I'll join and continuously play stamina songs for her.

>>76288383
Yeah the game is just much longer than a lot of the rest + Mementos is a slog

>>76288459
She seemed open to the idea of teaming up with some other Holos so that might be a good avenue

>>76288427
>64 vs 101 hours
That would explain a lot.

>>76288676
If Mementos was better integrated into the story I don't think it would've been as bad.

This was cute

IRyS beat the ball pushing game. After Bae mocked her in chat she will never let her live it down if she quits

cough, this was cute
>>76289420
Oh boy, 12 hour stream incoming

Keep seeing the pregnant Ollie meme and I'm angry crying we're not in the alternate timeline where it's Bae who gets the trend.

>>76289458
cute, would you be able to get the moment she saw the cactuar for the first time?

>>76289420
Bae will probably counter with how she got further than her in Sekiro.
But if Sisyphus leads to another GOI trials then I will be fine with Bae going full autismo on the game.

>>76289573
No thanks

>>76289692
>Not wanting to impregnate this wife as fug brrat

>>76289573
You have some strange fetishes.

>>76289615
Bae should play a FF and see them
Cactuar Village minigames in FFX would break her

>>76289804
Kek, she seems so astounded by its existence
Like it shouldn’t exist

>>76289781
>The procreation of the species we've been doing since the caveman times is a "strange fetish"

>>76289904
>I want to impregnate Bae
>you want to impregnate a pregnant Bae
We are different.

>>76289742
Impregnate and pregnant are two different words, I will not be fooled satan

>>76289804
I still can't get over how perplexed she was by its existence.

>>76289993
Cactuars are goofy little fuckers for sure

>>76289804
I want her to play FF and meet a Tonberry.

>>76290168
After you've seen one shiv you for 9999 the slow walk they do is agonizing

>>76289804
No I think the Swole Cactuar we're getting in Dawntrail is.

>>76290109
>Cactuars are goofy little fuckers
This. Say what you want about the fantasy elder dragons in Monster Hunter, they exist to present a contrast to other monsters and satisfying end game content, but the main series titles generally do try to present a believable ecology where the monsters evolved to suit those specific environments. The goofy little cactus man dancing oorund out of nowhere is very out of place in this world. And no, I don't actually think Bae processed any of this consciously, but she obviously did on a more subconscious level.

>>76291194
Yeah I mean, playing for the first time I just spotted a Cactuar and was like "Huh, the fuck is a final fantasy enemy doing here? Must be some collab stuff"

>>76291714
Imagine if Bae fought Behemoth in World, spends DAYS trying to beat it. More than any Souls Boss.
Then through Biboo's influence plays XIV and gets to the point she finds out she helped make Behemoths exist.

Bros, I finally got my friends with u bae plush and I have a really cool idea for a photo with it. I lost my gymrat towel at dreamhack and i've been bummed out ever since because i took it to the top of mt kongo in osaka after fes earlier this year for my 30th birthday. To make up for that lost memory i'll make a new one by taking this plus to the peak of mt kosciuszko (highest peak in straya). Might have to wait out the winter since i'm not experienced at winter climbs but i'll be back with a pic around november! I never ended up losing as much weight as i wanted since i made that pledge 2 years ago but the gymrat merch is inspiring me to push myself and hopefully that means making new memories along the way.

>>76291905
That's a shame you lost the towel. But do enjoy the climb of Mt Kosciuszko when you do it.

>>76291905
Shame about the towel but that sounds fun

I'm kinda surprised nobody really posted about getting their Friends With U plush, I only saw like 1 other person here besides me show off theirs

>>76292691
I actually just got mine like two days ago, haven't had time to unbox them yet though

>>76292691
I never got around to grabbing one and had been saving to get my car repaired.

I hate that Bae will only now play KH because it's coming to PC.

>>76294187
That would require them to get permission from the Disney overlords, which has been... difficult

https://x.com/hakosbaelz/status/1792890243458203948
https://x.com/hakosbaelz/status/1792890243458203948
lmao

>>76294431
Pekora's LPs wasn't good enough for them?

>>76294475
Actually, I think that's the case
A few other girls including Koyo and Watame have mentioned wanting to play it ages ago but to this day only Peko has
I want to say this isn't the only time one-person perms has occurred either

>>76294574 (me)
I might be wrong and it could instead be a case of the girls simply not having time to commit to a longer playthrough though
But Koyo has a LOT of time
Also JP perms are not EN perms because fuck you

>>76294466
What fetish is this, serial killer?

>>76294718
Someone took thigh loving to the logical extent

Bae’s :o is even more noticeable with the lipstick
So cute

>>76294718
The lore is some guy got paid 20 bucks to draw exactly 1 leg and nothing else
Izumi borrowed the idea and people threw 20 dollars to draw promises legs

>>76291905
>peak of mt kosciuszko, not in winter
>>76292053
>climb
i think in summer you could make it to the top of that mountain one armed in a self propelled wheel chair while weighing like 200kg at age 110 with multiple sclerosis
from memory, most other mountain walks can get a bit into experienced bushwalking territory
but there's a lot of mtx bike trails including newbie ones, and it is rather pretty up there

>irys actually pulled through to beat that retarded game
This is the worst outcome heading into tonight for our sleep

Bae will be extra salty and delicious tonight

https://twitter.com/rasec_asdjh/status/1792571926361076211

missed last stream
did she enjoyed mhw? you guys think she is going to play it again?

>>76298058
She's going to try and beat it in one go to rub it in IRyS' face on the next CHAD cast

>>76299431
Yeah she enjoyed it a lot more than Rise, had a good time using Dual Blades
What she loved most was the outfits/palico outfits though kek

>>76299431
She liked the character creation and the clothes the most

Anjanath is the first monster who actually fights back so im excited for that.
Imo the simple nature of dual blades is keeping her from wrapping herself in meters and combos when thats stuff you should worry on later.
Helps that most early game monsters are teaching her hitxones due to the bad sharpness of base db

>>76301513
I like that Barroth taught her that body parts can be armored and how she needs to keep moving around them

>>76286810
>no you must like every single stream and have literally 0 standards for entertainment
You are a baby who likes jangling keys

>>76301513
people clown on early world but it does give you a good tour of its mechanics
>Jagras is a walking hitbox. hit him so you can tell what your weapon does
>Kulu Yaku teaches you about monster mechanics and how to interact with them
>Monster in the area? just leave, you dont NEED to lock yourself in a fight
>Barroth teaches you that you can bounce and need to identify weakpoints
>jyuratodus teaches you that fighting in the monster's element and by its rules is hard but not imposible. Getting it out of its element will make your fight easier

>>76302102
I always knew Bae was the doting type after the ORK arc

>>76302132
I didn’t even realize it was structured like that, pretty neat in retrospect
I hope Bae properly absorbed the last bit though, her running into mud to fight Barroth was painful

>>76302132 (me)
forgot Pukei Pukei, who is there to teach you about status effects and punish windows
>>76302206
its pretty neat from a game design standpoint. Its like how DMC3 teaches you that you can steal turns from the enemies by letting you hit them, which will eventually lead you to clashing with one of them and you realizing you can just keep piling damage in the middle of their attacks.

>>76302350
I love shit like that
Question is, is there a monster that combines a lot of those lessons coming up? The classic test

>>76302504
Rathalos, for as much as i hate his dogwater fight in world, is the test
>Venom and Fire. lt fires them and then later on also does homing attacks
>Three good hitzones (head tail and wings) that are just out of reach. Trip it or make your hits count
>Punish when he spins with the tail. Cut it to cripple his attack, cripple the wing so doesnt fly as much and cripple the head to prevent more fire
>Learn flashbombs to ground it or get good at punishing his windows where he lands

He's the franchise's face for a reason

>>76302149
man I wish she could invite moom and fauna into her JP shed next jp arc...

>>76303064
as long as the mongoloid dog and Fauna's ancient mesopotamia's cats are alive, we will not have offcollabs

>>76303064
Isn’t Moon heading back pretty soon? A few ENs have mentioned it

>>76303267
Yeah sh e metnioned she will go back to japan soon, she will have a 3d live for her birthday

>>76303250
This is why bae would never get a cat, pets are so restricting
I had dogs in my life for over 20 years, loved them all, my little angels, one they lives their lifes out and i had none left i had realized how easy it is to pack a suitcase and just go somewhere

>>76303908
eeeh it depends on the animal in of itself.
The reason i bring out aminal and fauna's cats is because both are old/extremely needy and they have health issues. That makes getting them a petsitter a living nightmare.
We let my dad's dog with his friend for two weeks. The man would come in, feed it, open the garden fence so the dog would go outside, go to work and come back for the dog to be sitting next to the fence ready to go back in.

My brother's dog doesnt like anyone else touching him so it starts criying and yapping, its sick with some kind of skin thing so he needs constant attention and the stupid fucking mutt just pees as he walks because he's too stupid to stop.

>>76301964
You don't even know what you're arguing for, tourist

>>76305902
Goo ga ga babu babu me use buzzword deflection
Fuck off with your dismissiveness nigger, part of discussion is learning to accept critical opinions, this isn't your walled garden of positivity. People are allowed to be fucking bored by Monster Hunter

I saw it in a dream that Bae beat this Rock game in a single stream

>>76307333
She is going to stream this game for 8 to 9 hours im not joking
Once chat spams irys beat it in like 10 after she talked some shit, its over

>>76307333
If she does I will dogeza in front of a Bae stream begging forgiveness for thinking I have a chance with her.

>>76307333
It would suck if she wasted more than one stream on this trash.

Baes tits under her suspenders is my new fetish senpai

I've been busy, how was monhun?
Did she not get into it as predicted?

>>76310321
She got into it and saw it as something she could mindlessly play off stream if she has time, to her the peak was finding armor sets she can play dress up in

so how many sekiro streams until bae finish the game? If there's gonna be a collab with biboo this week I hope she will give Bae the final push to play DS1

>>76313457
At her hourly pace per stream i think 3 to 4 streams?

>>76310321
She seemed to enjoy it far more than she did rise (both due to not using m+kb and World easing her into the mechanics rather than Ina and Sana's trial by fire) and said it's the kind of game she wouldn't even mind playing offstream, she also confirmed she'll be streaming it again because she enjoyed it so much

Too many people in this thread getting duped by a chat comment again

>>76316331
She's gonna play monhun again dude, your schizo bitching isn't gonna change that

Pointing out she read some random greynigger sure gets a visceral reaction out of you
You should close the tab once in a while buckaroo

Just got word Bae is definitely going to play Dark Souls 1 in 2 weeks bros

actually bae said shes totally playing bloodborne

where'd we pick up this schizo? what's his deal?

>>76317043
After Bae talked about how much she liked the game and talked about playing it again someone in chat suggested "Monhun Mondays" and she reacted positively to it. Our local anti-monhun bitcher hyperfocused on this and took it as confirmation that she actually hates the game and her feelings aren't her own

Yes he's really that socially inept

>>76317043
Which ones, because Sekiro has definitely brought out some real fucking autists who definitely were not around during Personas back half. Problem with Baes growth is you get the rubberneckers who think they need to change the decor of this place that's been the same for years

>>76316740
I know there is 90% chance she will play DS1 and I think it is the bets option to introduce her to the more traditional souls gameplay.

world is a bad game

>>76317324
It's still better than 40% of the other games.

i want a new anime series to watch in members

>>76318013
TTGL onegai

>>76318013
Bae should watch Samurai Flamenco

rat

Two outcomes, she goes 9 hours to beat irys
She rages or is busy then spends the afternoon watching mumei

>>76319599
I truly don't even know what the appeal of this game is, it genuinely just looks like dogshit to play and watch unless there's something I'm missing

>>76319665
Ragebait, self loathing, masochism, bragging rights(?) to say you beat the climbing unitytrash of the week

>>76318013
Bae should watch Samurai 7

>>76318013
Bae should watch the entire Heisei era of Kamen Rider.
Except for Kiva and Ghost fuck that.

>>76318013
Bae should watch Gundam Seed

Realistically it'll probably end up being Konosuba at this rate which would be a good time

I saw they made that new season and my first reaction was "why?"

>>76322062
whats so bad about it?

>>76322962
It's fine but it carries the same stigma that season 2 did with the studio change that some people refuse to accept

>>76323131
so its a literal nothing burger?
man they should get a job. Konosuba looking like shit is secondary to it being funny

>>76323131
I just figured the movie was a good way to cap it

>>76325707
Sure but it's not like there's not a bunch more on material to work through and the show is popular so why not

>>76325946
*LN material

The main story LN is done right

mmm bae...

>>76328437
Me on the left and Bae on the right

>>76328897
Wait shit... the other way around...

>>76328897
>>76328960
You have some interesting preferences bro

>>76328897
Damn you wanna crossplay during sex to
Based

>>76329090
>>76329247
I just woke up

>>76328897
Fongban made this post

>>76331037
Fongban bae's 4 inch weiner...

>>76328897
lmao
Honestly? Me too bro

>>76313457
2-3 depending on the length and if she takes a long time on Demon and last boss
I believe she could reach Fountainhead/Owl tomorrow
Then it depends on how long Hirata 2/Ashina Castle takes for her

>>76331991
And then she has to play it again to get the true ending

>>76332677
There’s no such thing as a true ending
None of the endings require a replay either

>>76332734
Yes there is. The "Return" ending is widely considered the true ending, and it requires a lot of extra steps to unlock

>>76332952
Yeah but that’s not the same as an official true ending

Telly!

I wonder if Bae has small feet like she does in her intro.

We’ve been spared an endurance today at least
Thank you bread

why is it called sisyphus? isnt atlas the guy who rolls the world up a hill?

>>76333590
Atlas is the guy who holds the entire world up for all eternity, Sisyphus is the dude cursed to eternally roll a boulder up a hill and have it roll back down before he completes his task

>>76333590
Sisyphus was punished to roll a boulder up a hill eternally for killing guests and violating sacred hospitality
Atlas held the world up on his shoulders

>>76333590
Atlas is the guy who holds up the world
Sisyphus was imprisoned in Tartarus and tasked to push a rock up a hill, except the rock is cursed to roll back down before Sisyphus can get to the top.

There sure are a lot of mind numbingly hard games starting semi naked bald men, these days.

>>76334017
Getting Over It has inspired an entire generation of games

Stupid fucking rat woman you don't read tutorials AND you don't understand how physics works.

>>76334112
Getting Over It was also inspired by old flash games, this concept isn't anything new. I used to play Roblox games back in 2009 that were just like this all the time

>>76334358
The answer is probably that it's much easier for a developer with no art talent to just draw/model a dude with no clothes on besides undies

>relative that isnt a relative that is famous for their music
HOLY SHIT I GOT IT! DOXXED

I know who she's talking about

what the fuck is bae talkin about

>>76334570
>>76334573
Which is it?

>>76334570
MODS

>>76334570
but she IS her sister

>>76334624
Her dreams are wild like that

>>76334629
dunno but panpiano should stop touching the piano and start touching herself on camera

>>76334570
Prove you're Calli, get on VC and moan into the mic rn!
Do it.

Give it to me straight, how much worse is she than IRyS?

>>76335040
IRyS made progress a lot quicker but then she stagnated further up the path and stayed there for hours. Bae has a chance to surpass her if she starts getting it quicker

I used to have dreams like this on creatine
Was not pleasant

i didnt like having dreams like this as a kid, im kinda glad i dont dream anymore

>>76335157
What the hell I've never had creatine develop something like that

my dreams are both terrible and nice.
i only dream of small stuff like paying my taxes with just enough money or having to visit a goberment office and every thing i took was correct.
I want to dream dumb shit!

>>76335267
I think it was the one brand but I would have tons of nightmares on it

>>76335507
the other day I had a dream about being in a super expensive hotel and something about bathrooms and secret doors and men that were all white kinda like slenderman but just the whole body white.
Honestly I prefer having these weird dreams to what I had a few years ago where I couldn't sleep because I had nightmares every night and didn't get fucking proper rest in weeks

This is peak mindbreak BGM

greek mythos aree so funny
>Be you, minding your own business and doing stuff really well
>kablam, here comes god fucko
>hey brother,you do that thing great. Wanna compete? oh who am i kidding you ARE competing
>compete. win
>HOW DARE YOU WIN! I CURSE YOU TO CONSTANTLY CUM WHEN YOU FART AND FART WHEN YOU CUM WHILE HAMSTERS DEVOUR YOUR BALLS

all i know is zeus raped everyone and everything except those that could likely murder him

>>76335739
god forbid men have hobbies

What on earth did the Ollie part mean

Someday, me and Bae are gonna rule the Underworld like Hades and Persephone

Bae's dream summary
>Dream starts with her playing handball into a card game
>Old faces, one was talking smack and claimed not to but Bae brings up receipts from July 15, Bae was angry about it
>Went to visit Bae's famous musician relative playing Flight of the Bumblebees on drums + xylophone
>Kissed on the forehead by them, everyone is jealous and doesn't know Bae knows them
>After watching them play, they got transported into another setting
>Bae's friends were jealous because she's also an ASTRONAUT and they get transported into space
>Bae is monitoring space for anomalies, one day she realizes there's a hole in space
>They're not allowed to go to the space outside of space because it's uncharted, Bae is worried she could get fired
>But she goes anyway because she could make a discovery that could change the world
>Got in her spacecraft and went on her merry way to the hole
>There was an abandoned city underneath the other side of the black hole
>Posters on every door in the city with a date on it, buildings are empty
>The date said how many days before people became cups and other household items
>Bae ran out of there in terror and got back into her spaceship
>Screaming girl comes running up to her
>Bae wants to console her but there's suddenly silence in the backseat
>The girl is gone, replaced by a can of freshmints...
>Bae fled back to the real world but the curse spread there too
>There was a trick to prevent the curse, the more you talk to officers (who were actually aliens from outer space), the more likely you would turn into a household object
>Ollie came with a bag of tomatoes (she was scared of being cursed)
>Dream ends around there, she also probably fought monsters too

>>76335899
you do know in half of the interpretations you are a rampant cuck right?

>>76335984
Reads like the fucking Rean copypasta lmao

>>76336027
haha, that's our bae....

Carpel tunnel arc lets goooo

>>76336013
Those interpretations were slander made by the cults of Zeus and Poseidon.
Fake mythology.

I think Bae is fucked lol

>>76336270
>This post was fact checked by true Hoplites

I wonder if we're going to hit a singularity with these garbage rage-bait games. Like it's just going to be a white screen with a little black box in the middle and you have to keep your cursor in the box while it moves around for eight hours.

Is it fucking weird that I think I would honestly enjoy playing this more than a lot of those other shitty climbing games? At least there's a lot of actual skill involved in this one, its just a matter of endurance and being smart

Bae...
>>76336348
You better get to coding because you're already thinking ahead of the curve

>>76336348
Stanley parable could make that baby game standalone and people would pay for it

The GOI quotes add a lot to the experience kek

Bae should do a Bachira and dribble it all the way up

Bae is turning into a 43 year old housewife

I knew she would pull out getting further than IRyS in Sekiro lol

>>76336969
Yeah, mine.

>>76337168
I don't even think she's ahead
Bae has:
GOI
Sekiro (which she hasn't actually beaten yet)
IRyS has:
Only Up
Sisyphus

bae sure is cute.

Man I wanna go to sleep already but Bae’s keeping me awake…

bratty bae my beloved

so, what happens when you get the rock to the top?

>>76337546
You get knocked back down and then you get the ability to buy a better ball that moves faster

>>76337546
Take a wild guess based on the myth

She's dangerously cute today.
>>76337546
Zeus calls you faggot and sends it back to the bottom

woah bae you are acting like a woman you know?

Bratty Bae is my second favourite Bae behind submissive Bae from the other day

I think she's getting it now

>>76337698
you jinxed it...

>>76337589
I'm gonna believe this one

Bae’s inability to visualise 3D spaces is fucking her hard here

She beat Choco!

>>76338009
That’s not very hard to achieve

>>76338009
chocotan...

Wait until she sees the ball cam POV kek

>>76338009
Choco sensei does her best…

>>76337648
Where does Girly Bae from the Peach stream rank?

Bae...
>>76338009
I can save her...

>>76338212
She did before but didn't notice/comment on it

>>76338166
At the rate she was going it wasn't a guarantee

>>76338238
Probably 3rd tied with excited Bae in general

I hope IRyS drops in to mock Bae to bring it full circle

>>76338401
She probably won't wake up until after the stream ends.

of course its for mumei's karaoke

>stream until Mumei
of course

So when is Mumei's karaoke?

>>76338557
40 minutes

She HATES it
Save us, Moomsuke!

>>76338557
less than 40 minutes lmao

>ANOTHER mumei karaoke
im starting to hate karaoke so fucking much

MubaeGODS stay winning

>>76338605
Mumei has a nice voice, might as well use it.

>>76338701
yeah in a zatsu or a stream worth shit.
she has gone through her list of songs like twice due to the amount of karaokes

>>76338763
Mooms is busy with civ duties afaik and is going through another Kyun arc from the sounds of thing.
Pre-recorded karaokes is pretty much the only thing she has for content.

>>76338763
She's still on break and doing anything other than karaokes right now besides shit like Undertale is too much effort for her

Bae...

>Doesn't know how to protect from splatter in microwaves.
This child i swear.

>>76338843
>>76338846
or, hear me out, she could go in a real break and stop going "OK GUYS STREAM!" and its another karaoke. Maybe actually finish stuff instead of limping
There's nothing wrong with going on a break, otherwise a bunch of members wouldnt do so

>>76338977
She should have just used foil lmao

>>76339045
Her viewers would much rather have another karaoke than nothing at all dude.

If you complete this crummy game 20 times, do you get a golden Boulder?

>>76339200
I just want to know what sort of "thing" that Mumei showed Bae.

>>76339342
No you get an Emerald one

>>76339200
Nothing i say will change or make an impact on mumei or her fanbase so just let me hate on another boring karaoke because i truly rather have nothing than falling into the eternal loop

you know this game is actually great because I can just tab out and play a game with bae in the background, I can't do that with sekiro

>>76339356
Realistically it was probably the trampoline

>>76339472
I tried to get some work done during those and it was pretty hard

Bae is giving me all the entertainment that I missed from watching IRyS play this, these fails are very enjoyable

If Bae was somehow forced to keep playing this, I could see her dropping a big fat CUNT

I know the feeling Bae, I stress scratch my head.

>Mumei delayed karaoke by 30 minutes
kek

>>76339799
My scalp gets itchy when I'm stressed too
I have a friend who pulls their hair too

>>76339907
Lmfao, good luck Bae
Imagine if Mumei cancels

>>76339907
>Sorry guys, gotta postpone the stream by 7 hours, technical difficulties!

brrats… your oshi… her cheese…

Imagine if every time it gets within 5 minutes of starting Mumei delays it by another 30 just to keep fucking with Bae

see bae your mistake was thinking mumei was gonna start a stream on time

Thank you Mooms

>>76340196
I would laugh so hard if she actually pretended to delay it further then showed up in chat

What was her problem, brrats?

>>76340295
She's a little bit silly

>>76340295
She loved making Bae suffer too much

Bae and Mumei should play Yiik together

>Mumei's in chat

FUCKING KEK

KEK

Hey /rrat/, I'm making a VGTC (/vt/ grand touring championship) car for our thread and this is what I have so far. Feedback, funny sponsor logos, etc. welcome. The large awkward empty spots on the hood and doors are left open for our car number which will be 29 in reference to Bae's birthday (I applied for 229, but was given 29)

>>76340583
this bratty owl needs correction...

>>76340642
I think if you could get a high quality image of Bae's logo in the centre it would work well.

KILLA QUEEN

Holy shit Bae lol

lmao Bae

Worth it just for the Bae rage today kek

>>76340642
We take all the Bae rage, put a radio filter on it, and use it any time anything even mildly inconvenient happens.

>bae makes her bed everyday
No...my fantasies of doing bae in her mess of a bed with shirts and a hair iron...like my ex..

genuine egyptian cotton is the ideal sleeping fabric

>>76341331
that shit aint my Dbz bedsheets

Bratty rat, rat rage, weird dream stories and Mumei showing up in chat to tease her
It’s been better than I expected

Moomers has all the luck.

dont wash your hair every day, let it rest for a day, otherwise it becomes dry and your split ends become a nightmare

>>76341501
Her zatsu and banter game is on point today

sorry not sorry

Black girls with wolfcuts are the best

>>76341645
It's ok to condition wash your hair every day, you just wanna split up shampooing days

KROBAE BROS

Isn't the so-called "wolf cut" just a rebranding for a mullet?

I say HEYY YAYY YAYY YAY YAY
HEYY YAYY YAY
I SAID HEY
WHAT'S GOIN' ON

>>76341791
its a woman friendly mullet

>>76341791
The back is a mullet but it also has a front part

>Bae's about to take a 19 minute long dump

Do idols get constipated?

>>76342049
I presume Bae DOES eat a lot of cheese.

>>76342049
Bae drinks chinese shenglong magic to make it so her poop comes out easy

>>76342049
I'm watching this stream while constipated
From the toilet
While using laxative
Suppository

>>76342215
T-thanks for the update anon

MUMEI IS BEING A BRAT

One must imagine Bae happy...

>>76342215
in case its a medical emergency, im sorry
in case you brought it upon yourself, eat a salad negro

>>76342271
This is just normal Mumei, it's always a 30-45 minute delay.

Oh Mumei is being a little tease

>>76342309
The +5 specifically is absolutely on purpose

Does this count as edging? Is this like a sex thing for them?

>>76342433
there was no retarded noises so no

i like her mouthbreather face

>>76341501
this is why fonbang's futa mubae is justified, gotta rail that brat

Call me crazy but i dont remember thre greek world having red exploding barrels

>>76342740
Greek fire brah

>>76342740
you ever heard of greek fire
to this day scientists can figure out its chemical composition

>>76342631
High intelligence, low wisdom

>>76342801
can't* cannot

>>76342686
>>76342692

For those brrats using firefox and that had to open streams in chrome like me

Mumei lmao