/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>76281008
Oyasame

>>76281008
sleep tight buddy

>>76281008
goob morning

>>76280938

I should probably head out too. My cockatiels keep making monkey noises at 6 in the morning and I can't get any sleep.

>>76280938
does that mean Gura is really sour?

>>76280857
It's because this version of Gura is actually less of a whore than the regular one.

No matter how I feel, my lust for Gura remains

So we're all cool, chumbies?

>>76281541
ice cold

>>76281541
no, I'm super anxious and can't sleep because she might put up an early frame

goobnight

Gurass

>>76281008
sharkdreams

>>76281633
I think we're a little past the point of there being a stream now, you're likely safe to sleep.

>>76281844
sleep well gamer

woops, posted the old one

>>76282201
I miss this ritualposter. Its good to see that oyasamebud is still around.

Most of the chumbies are sleeping now. It's time to do it Gura. Drop it.

>>76282670
nyo

Day 27! Give it up for day 27!

>>76282670

>>76283337

>>76283560
>>76283606
G...Gura...?

goob night

>>76283870
>>76283775
AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76283982
sharkdreams

This teasing brat sure loves to play up the mesugaki energy. I mean she's a womanchild so I guess she's not playing it up that much.

I recently shaved my butt. Now my ass hair is slowly growing out and it's extremely itchy. Should I continue to let it grow or keep it bald forever from now on.

>>76284517
Shoulda waxed it instead. Enjoy your ingrown hairs

>>76284517
>shaved my butt
but why in the first place

>>76284517
I shaved my thighs a week ago. I know what you mean.

>>76284517
I've heard that's a conundrum a lot of dudes have.
I've never shaved my butt or scrotum before. But I'm fine letting it grow and those hairs never get too long. I think they just fall off my body after a little while, I never get itchy.

Is she back for good...?

lol, retards saying "we're back" because Gura might stream for 2 days and then disappear until her birthday. So sad.

>>76285021
lol no. Why would you think she was?

These Hololive fans shitposting on Twitter about Gura and Nijisanji are honestly pissing me off. I wish they'd stop trying to use her for their stupid culture war.

>>76285021
Despite what shitposters might lead you to believe, she has never actually left.

You know what's stupid? Everyone in the chat saying "Thanks for streaming", "Welcome back"

Fuck that! We should be throwing her extreme shade and boycotting her streams from now on

>>76285474
so true sis

>>76284872
You better be a fembud, I won't allow faggots near my wife.

>>76285021
everyone laugh at this guy

>>76285474
I agree that there should be more shade thrown at her for not streaming, but "boycotting" aka not watching seems counterproductive (especially since she doesn't even pay attention to those metrics)

>>76285821
haha sis

God bless N*ji for making Gura stream

>>76280938
Among AI covers, those covers of laufey's song or Korean English song sound the best because it's closer to original accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHTRjMlxW5w
Anyone have a link to this vid?

>>76286085
Technically Cover is making her stream, and that's unlikely. I don't think they care who streams as long as someone does and there's no shortage of willing volunteers.

Oh yeah, bday with lots of merch soon. That's why.

>>76286737
No. She had absolutely no problem not doing anything in the leadup last year.

Who in EN do you watch now? I like IRyS and Bijou.

>>76287016
FWMC and Biboo sometimes. Otherwise some JPs.

>>76287016
No one.

>>76287016
Gura and only Gura.
Meine Ehre heißt Treue.

>>76287016
Both chumbieprimes

>>76284517
I never shaved my ass, because no matter how hairy or not hairy you are, that sounds like hell as it grows back.
Wouldn't something like Nair be better for that?

dead channel

Trim your ass hair or it will get covered in shit.

>>76286153
From what I can research, it was a japanese clip compilation of Gura making lewd jokes and then the translator explaining them in Japanese. That's kind of sad that he privated it. I remember that clip and the comments were funny.
I wonder why he removed it?

>>76287657
My butt is one of the least hairy parts of me and I just... you know, wash it?

>>76287782
You bathe too?

>>76281912
SNIFFFFF

I used my verbose posts to make many sisters mad in another thread.
It was fun, but there are way too many angry women on this board that hate men.

>>76287735
Bots copyright claimed a lot of clips

Would you read Gura's gravure with Gura?

>>76287735
Everything about that vod was great! Truly a loss.

no stream tonight because of advent off collab

It truly is worth waiting every minute for shark wife to come back

>>76288069
yeah

>>76286153
it's on internet archive
https://web.archive.org/web/20230625065141/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHTRjMlxW5w

>>76288525
who?

Go to sleep. Shark wife very soon.
Be prepared and enjoy shark thoughts.

>>76288704
Good shit

Gura's tummy said I should be excited for what's coming, it said it's going to make lots of noises for us.

>>76288871
I can't sleep. This sucks I'm going to crash and sleep through gura doing something

JWU. I didn't miss it did I?

It's so strange that she made a post like that without doing something the same day, that seems kind of uncharacteristic, usually she doesn't post until like a couple hours before a stream, wonder what's up.

>>76289468
You missed unarchived KU100 AMSR members only stream

>>76280938
SHORK TIME

>>76288525
since when does she care about not overlapping Advent?

>>76289562
maybe she's in japan.

>>76289856
She was in Japan, Okayu talk about it in her members stream

>>76289562
She did do something, tard. Twitter activity counts.

>>76289968
Explain?
>>76289969
Gura tweeting it's Gura time does not just mean likes, retard.

>>76289562
I think she "remembered" (i.e. was gently reminded by management) that she's in hololive, logged into her accounts, maybe even came to this thread and liked the OP picture, and saw how many people were upset. And so she scrambled to post something because she's worried chumbuds are angry.
I hope she's crying.

She's graduated, huh? I thought that she'd have 1 on 1 collabed with Advent by now... Imagine not being able to collab with THE EN senpai that put EN vtubing on the map...

Damn I Love Gura

>>76290635
She hates Advent. Especially Bijou.

>>76290635
Based, most of Advent are confirmed whores anyways.

Stream today.

Oh wow, a tweet that is not related to some event or merch? Well, I guess I will keep my expectations low and NOT expect a stream soon. It would not surprise me anymore if she would start ghosting again for multiple weeks after this tweet. This is how far she has fallen in my eyes.

>>76288704
Old gura clips gives me energy!

BIG
FAT
TAIL

Is my mommy finally coming home to tuck me in?...

>>76292013
Yeah she's gonna feed you with her mommy milkers

>>76292312
Worst post itt

>>76288069
Why is Gura so perfect for ryona? T u T

>>76292746
kys

>>76292520
hoocha!

>>76293475
>purple strip
Not Gura

I really hope Gura's crying.

HAHA TIME FOR MERCH SHILL

The absolute state of chumbuds

HEY CHUMBUDS WHY DO NOT YOU GIVE ME ATTENTION???

I'm pretty sure it's DON'T SCREAM stream

>>76294119
Like (You) are right now?

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Haachama's views never recovered after she took an 8 month break. She can barely get 3k for her 1.5 million subs stream. I guess her fans really lost their trust in her.
I kind of wish the same thing would happen to Gura, but I guess the west is just too cucked and trusting.

>>76294805
This is only applied to Gura. Chumchads are different breed, don't even try to compare. We are loyal unlike you cucks changing oshi every month.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>76294922
go back subhuman numbermonkey

I completely ignored the tweets and I'll ignore the stream too. Why would I trust this lying bitch after 2 years of this? Just disappear again already.

>>76294805
I'm glad you aren't getting your wish anon :)
>>76294948
How the fuck is HE the numbermonkey
>>76294964
You can't even ignore her when she isn't here because your schizophrenia is too strong

Normally you would expect a stream or at least a memberspost after such a tweet. But my expecations for Gura are so god damn low that I actually would not put it past her to ghost again for multiple days or even longer.

>>76294948
Retard

>>76294922
I didn't change oshis, but sure, buddy. The people who change oshis to someone that cares about them is more cucked than the idiot that sticks with a woman who betrays you and is clearly doing shit she hides from you off-stream.
Which number stream will this be from Gura in the last 3 months? Number 4?
But yeah, I'm sure she's spending all her time alone, right? Definitely not with people she wants to hide, right?

>>76295170
I'm going to laugh really hard when the next stream still ends up being her birthday and she says nothing until then.

>>76295182
yeah me

she will stream but none of you faggots will utter a single complain to her in chat or per akasupa
like always

>>76295302
Well, you're right about that since I'm not going to watch this whore's stream at all.

>>76295350
sure anon, sure

>>76295302
I will send her a SC which just yelling Guraaaaaaaaaaaa

Baguraette honhonhon

>>76295182
Are you projecting? I don't know which one is your oshi but she's probably the biggest whore in the industry

huhehe

Child

>>76295449
No. I just envy those chumbuds that were capable of moving on.

>>76295509
>Still pretending to be a chumbud
Your masked is off already, no need to try hard

>>76266604
I wonder this myself, usually I try to space them out by a few minutes because I'm on the fence but when I'm at work I have to rush
>>76266756
You're cringe
>>76266826
Sorry about that chumbie, like I said when I'm at work I have to post opportunistically

Gura is watching Aqua right now

>>76295838
She is just like me...

>>76295633
I have an (almost) every thread ritual post, which is >>76289030
I have a ritual reply post, which is the one with gif related, to the chumbaboey ritual post.
And I have a now not used often ritual post which is >>76292013
I'm the black desert bud btw.

>>76296101
Oh I've also done the Gura talking about Dino Gura posts several times, at least one other person does them though, but I think I've done it the most.

Gura should sit on my face

>>76295633
>>76296101
Why are you so autistic? It's not cute when guys are autistic, only girls and only sometimes. Guys like you that are autistic are just off putting and gross.
I'm serious. You should work on trying to be less autistic and focus on emulating neurotypical people, instead.

>>76296463
I could not play black desert without being autistic, it doesn't work.

>>76296578
I wasn't aware people even play that game. I thought they only spend hours in the character creator.

Are chumbuds alright...?

>>76296101
>>76296195
Oh hey black desert bud, glad to hear you're a fellow multi-ritualposter
>>76296463
>You should work on trying to be less autistic and focus on emulating neurotypical people, instead.
Anon
I already did
I was so, SO much worse as a kid, you wouldn't even believe
Also fuck off with your repulsive normalfaggot sentiments and opinions, they mean less to me than the dirt caked into the sole of my boot
ily <3

Goob morning retards

>>76295419

>>76297069
I'm hanging in there cute tako, hbu

>>76297107
I'm not trying to shit on you. I've worked with autistic people.
Things like working out and trying to dress normal will help too. I know to you, those things probably seem like a waste of time, but they're really important. You don't have that much time. You probably think you do, but time moves faster than you think, and before you know it, it'll be too late and the only people left for you will be hags with kids who've been divorced twice. Don't let that happen, anon.

>>76297246
The fact that this has spawned a couple of reply ritualposts now is motivating me to do my Duolingo French reps
I now know that the verb "mange", to eat, is conjugated differently depending on whether the subject is a noun or a pronoun. i.e., "un chat mange", but "tu manges"
Thanks for helping keep my motivation up chumbies

>>76296687
I sometimes feel like a woman when I spend hours in character creator to not play the game

>>76297107
Trying to be different is the most normalfag thing possible now. Everyone wants to be “special” now

>>76297548
Unless you plan on moving to or visiting France consistently stop learning second languages. It’s insane that you’re more like to meet someone that speaks English, even if they are esl, in SEA than you are in certain western cities

>>76297796
Learning another language is fun though

Gura is going to re-release dino gura plushy this year. My Dino Gura plushy has foretold this news.

>>76297858
Ok Mohammed tell that to your flock

>>76297404
>Things like working out
Oh I know. I miss being in peak shape when I was a teenager and my parents were paying to send me and my brothers to personal trainers, like REALLY miss it. Been trying to ease back into it over the last few months, progress is slow and steady
>and trying to dress normal
Haha, one step ahead of you bud. I'm routinely confused for either a) a fed, b) a chaffeur, or c) a security guard (I mean, I AM a security guard, but not at these places) because I always dress and groom so well. Buzz cut, clean shaven, decent overcoat, derby shoes for everyday wear, polo shirts, thick steel-core belt, etc.
If anything my problem is that I stand out slightly too much because most people in my area are unwashed dysgenic ghettoshitters... and that the only thing I ever change is the color of the polo shirt, or leaving the coat if it's hot out
>You don't have that much time. You probably think you do
Oh no no, I am acutely aware that I'm running out of time to breed. I'm still in my mid twenties, but my mortality salience is through the roof. Big part of why I decided to get my degree and started attending church and got a job all within the last four months or so, lol
I guess my point is that I'm atypical when it comes to autists. Overly gregarious and hyperverbal as opposed to timid, that sort of thing. No need to worry about me
Still, thanks for looking out chumbie. Here, have a cute Gura <3

>>76298071
It’ll probably be slightly different, like different facial expression or better quality, once again making it a best seller. I doubt it though she’s all about moving forward

>>76298242
Are you the nova scotia bud? Aren't most people up there like fisherman or something?

>>76298242
Being mistaken for those things isn’t a good thing. It means you standout because you look out of place. If you’re wearing an overcoat your shirt should be something more normal like a long sleeve turtleneck, or ditch the overcoat for a more standard jacket. Option 3 is wear button ups, with slacks, or really nice jeans. You can look clean and professional while looking like a real person.

>>76297652
>Trying to be different
Anon, I quite clearly said I was "worse" as a kid. As in, I actually spent a good chunk of my youth single-mindedly focused on figuring out how to be LESS "different", not more. And with moderate success, too
Believe me when I say there aren't many things I hate more than I "being special" and wish that all of society were more homogenous and uniform
However, that doesn't mean that I don't consider the current degenerated state of so-called "normality" repulsive. Same for the current batch of neurotypical normalfags who are cut from that cloth. What I'm trying to emulate is normality in the absolute, wholesome, baseline human sense, not "normality" RELATIVE to a our sick, maladapted and ecologically-mismatched cyberpunk anarchotyranny circus masquerading as some grotesque parody of authentic human civilization
Those are the people I'm talking about when I say normalfag opinions don't matter to me. Including (You)

I’ve been watching a bit of competitive Pokémon and they can’t make this game harder most people would soft lock on the second gym until they power level enough to remove the difficulty

>>76298699
I only read the last two lines and I’m going to call you a retard. Read instead of writing paragraphs

>>76297796
>>76298159
Nah I just have a few Euro friends who speak French, also figure it'll make it easier to pick up one or more of Spanish, German and Latin
>>76298591
Nah that's a different bud, iirc you actually confused me for him once before? Or was that someone else?
>>76298592
Maybe "overcoat" wasn't the right word actually. I have one of those, but for church, and on those days I wear a dress shirt and tie. Sorry, bit sleep deprived
A more normal coat is what I meant, like a $100 thing I got for half off from Matchstick over a decade ago. Trust me, the only reason I look out of place is because most other people here don't care about their appearance at all - and come on, does a security guard really look "out of place" if people assume he's working at X place? If anything, that implies they look like they *do* belong, hence the assumption that you work there

Last night was fun. Today it sucks in here

>>76298863
>Admits he didn't read
>Tells others to read
Pottery
Take your own advice, moron

Now we have two robots debating on what it means to be normal.

>>76298242
Don't take this the wrong way but I think you're one of those autists that goes around looking like Neo from the matrix.

do you think

I'm sorry. But I had one of those at my gym from a decade ago. They exist. He stood out so much. I'm sorry but it was really funny. I'll never forget that guy. He was amazing.

>>76299233
Not really. It's just one threadshitting retard who admits to not reading and then tells people who did read that they need to read. And completely missing the irony
>>76299301
Not too far off actually.
But, uh, Gura thread btw
>>76299422
Nyo

>>76299554
Do you think he's a chumbud

>>76299701
Well, he sure seemed like he really wanted to be.

>>76299175
I was busy for the last couple of splits what'd I miss? No Pajeets for once?

>>76298071
>>76298284
Yeah, me.

>>76299808
Are you implying what I think you're implying

>>76299148
Oh that makes more sense and I meant out of place in a different context. Like you ever seen a bad photoshop job? That’s what I meant you completely stick out for the wrong reasons. And yes Security always look out of place it’s how you spot them so easily in crowd. Weird though what kind of shithole mistakes a coat for feds or security? Wait it’s not puffy or furry is it?

>>76299945
Why is confidently removing her panties so hot as art but unattractive in real life?

Hi chumbies, what is wrong with your oshi, why is she so mean?

>>76299233
Except I never said what normal is and I don’t argue with strangers I don’t respond to people

>>76299904
Dino Gawr would leave her set for life

Sex with a fembud.

>>76299843
Nta but she tweeted causing schizos to lose their mind.

>>76300301
>For the wrong reasons
I mean, you say that, but here's the thing: all of the clothing items you listed here >>76298592 with positive comparisons, would also stick out for similar reasons. Because as you say later:
>what kind of shithole mistakes a coat for feds or security? Wait it’s not puffy or furry is it?
So as not to dox myself I'll just say take a dart, throw it at a map of the contiguous United States, and then find the closest city metro area with a minority white population - that kind of shithole
And, er, define "puffy or furry", I just think it looks like a normal, collared thick-ish wool coat
>And yes Security always look out of place
I'd disagree, even in the sense of the bad shoop job analogy, but eh, I don't feel like wasting both our time arguing the semantics of the phrase "out of place". I'm pretty sure I get your point - I'm just not sure how much of that effect can be blamed on the way I dress per se, and how much that effect comes from being put against a backdrop of crumbling, drug-addicted, social-worker reliant urban hell
Gura thread btw, you'd respect the social conventions and post cute Gura picrels

>>76301347 (me)
*you'd better

amazed this general even still exists at her current level of output, it's either just brainless fanart dumping, schizoposting or former fans who have grown to resent her but still stick around for some reason

>former fans who have grown to resent her
Like you're pretending to be?
>schizoposting
Like you actually are?
>fanart dumping
If you did that, it would actually be less brainless

>>76301311
I see
Might be best I was gone

>>76301655
>Like you're pretending to be?
nope, I tapped out a while back and will admit to being a day 1 that wisely gave up on her
I'm just amazed anyone still wastes time in this shithole

>Wisely
Pfft

>>76301978
well, have fun waiting, but remember that the most you're going to get out of it is just passive entertainment in the best case. hopefully you're genuinely having a blast waiting in this thread, maybe then you won't regret the time you're spending here

I want niji to put out more slop so gura has more chances to stream by overlap

>>76302346
Their newest cunny looks pretty cute

>>76302233
>have fun waiting
>maybe then you won't regret the time you're spending here
On the off-chance you're not just a shitter with a fake screenshot:
Don't take this the wrong way bud, but judging from your demeanor, it somehow seems like we actually are having more fun, and have way fewer regrets, than you probably do
Thanks for the well wishes. Hope you genuinely believe you made the right choice, too. Good luck, uh, "replacing" Gura

>>76302233
well, have fun seething I guess

Goob

By any chance we will get a dinogura onahole in the future?

Goob morning

>>76302924
Goob night

>>76302233
For the most part you're replying to the larping newfag that spends his time arguing with hotwheels. As far as I'm concerned, insert text here that will be replied to indirectly and passive aggressively, along with smug shark images.

>>76302517
>Good luck, uh, "replacing" Gura
oh, don't get me wrong, I still think 2020-2021 gura was the best of her style of vtuber. but I genuinely do regret how long I took to give other vtubers mainly outside of hololive and corpos a chance just because of that, and how much time I wasted in this thread

more likes on twitter. I'm sure we are getting a stream today and I have not had any sleep. I hope I don't sleep and miss something like a member's only and never get to see what she streamed. Wish me luck on waking up for a stream if she does one.

She's got a collab with Fuwamoco!

>>76303731
Hang in there ebi!

>>76303291
You know me well, anon

>>76303731
i do not see any new likes since the ina birthday one
>>76303779
?

>>76294703
samen

>>76297069
no, but Gura today probably so I'm feeling slightly better, not as excited about it as I used to be sadly

I wonder if the other HoloENs ever begrudge Gura for failing to sustain the English brand? Pretty much everyone who watches Hololive English was introduced to it by Gura. So the fact that she's kind of slacking off on her schedule has runoff effects on the entire branch.

>>76300449
she's a woman

fuck Gura I love Gabby now

>>76300402
Beats me bud. Lots of things are like that for some reason

>>76304459
>fuck Gura
yes, I will! very soon in fact!

Chumbies my cockatiel’s deranged monkey noise is actually his singing. I need to teach him more songs because this is horrible to listen too

>>76304678
Train him by putting on a Gura karaoke playlist

>>76304678
He wants to be a singer?? Let him sing his monkey songs! He sounds like he’s trying his hardest!!

>>76304818
Good idea. I think I'll leave some gura karaoke on repeat while I'm out

gm

>>76304833

>>76304678

>>76304833
Its cute at first but then he starts revving up like hes getting ready to make monkey noise for the next 3 hours.

>>76305356
This only makes it sound cuter!! Let him cook!!! He’s really enjoying himself!

gura soon

>>76304994
Can you play this video for your cockatiel please…?
https://youtu.be/1-jkl9hbjyQ

>>76304994
Or maybe this one too please mister
https://youtu.be/Is6P_L29pGg

>>76305860
I'll play it when I head out later. My cockatiels get rowdy when they hear other birds.

>>76305970
I think this one will work.
Lots of repetition for the little guy.

>>76305972
What does a rowdy cockatiel entail? Do they fling their poo? That’s what I do when I get rowdy..

>>76306116
Just a lot of screaming and flapping. They calm down after a bit.

I legitimately don't care about VTubers other than Gawr Gura.

>>76306663
Same, except add Fauna.

>>76306663
same desu

>>76306290
Man this goob is looking fuggin smexy

>>76306663
Same and I also don't care about the dipshit Hololive fans using her to shitpost against Nijisanji. I just want to see Gura and them trying to make it about something else is honestly annoying.

Gura cute Gura cute!

I think we can all agree that not streaming today after that kind of tweet is inexcusable.

Still plenty of time for a frame to go up but a part of me thinks that tweet was just her easing back into things and we won't get a stream for a bit still.

What are you guys going to drink tonight?

>>76307342
As opposed to what, see you tomorrow and then leaving for five months, or see you in a couple days and then nothing until this? Who cares.

>>76307453
I’m about to buy another Oreo coffee. Someone asked me yesterday what it was. It’s the international delight coffee Oreo flavor. You can buy ‘em at gas stations don cha kno!

>>76307506
Those aren't acceptable either and she should get called out for it.

>>76307933
Then do it pussy. You won't.

>>76307580
Looks tasty. I might have to try it

>>76307933
Didn't say it was acceptable, I said who cares. I don't have the energy left for more than rolling my eyes. Go ahead though, you seem to have alot of piss and vinegar, I await your akasupa.

>I'm sittin' at a bar on the insideeeee
>Waitin' for my ride on the outsideeee
>She broke my heart, in the trailer park
>So I jacked the keys to her fucking car
>And crashed that piece of shit - And then stepped away

>>76308007
Not him, but would it look better if I became a member again when I did it?
If a grey did it people would say you are a troll.
But if a membershrimp did it people would ask why are you still membered?

>>76307342
She saw the chumbie activity in response to her activity on twitter and wanted to give her fans (not you, fake fan) a treat. There's nothing more to it.

>>76308291
You should stick with this long term, in my opinion, it's a way better character than the seething cuckposts where you call her a whore.

>>76307453
Maybe beer, if I scrape up enough money. If I buy a six pack, I will typically drink it all in one night.

>>76308291
Ah yeah, a "treat" is highly implying that you will stream or appear in some kind of form after 4 whole weeks and then not doing shit.

Gura proved yesterday she’s literally here, and there’s no reason not to think she posts here too and that you’ve probably conversed with her on here too. So be nice. Ok?

>>76308462
sure Mr. Schizoman

>>76308611
Don’t call me that

What's with these insecure losers coming in here gloating to be ex members? Kinda pathetic.

>>76308462
oh suuuuuuure, someone like gura would totally come in this shithole of a thread voluntarily just to see freaks shitting on her 24/7, man that is TOTALLY what she would do. Hahaha what else?

>>76308684
This sounds like a post Gura would make in order to convince others she’s not here. I’m not wrong.

>>76306663
I usually listen to asmrtubers and only watch streams if its a fembud or if they are playing a game I like.

i just ate a big bowl of strawb erries
what are the chumbies eating today?

I actually miss Gura
I hope she streams tonight
I've been replaying times where she calls me out by name and reads my superchats over the years

>>76308918
You

>>76308918
I might eat a 1lb borgar for dinner. Not sure what I should get for lunch though

>>76308462
If Gura is really here, she'll tell me the recipe to her blueberry crumble pie next stream.

>>76308918
I made chicken thighs

I have came to Gura's thighs way too much. They're too sexy.

Are any of you guys actually schizo? I know one chumbies dog has been diagnosed as a schizo, but what about you guys?

>>76309533
I'm probably the most normal person here
I have a good job, I go to a bunch of the in person events like concerts and conventions and socialize a lot
Yet I still post here
I mean DuDuL is still active here too so ig it's not too weird
Idk why

>>76309533
We had an actual, no joke not just calling him that because I didn't like him unmedicated schizophrenic, but I don't think I've seen him in a while.

I’ve been watching cockatiel videos on YouTube. First of all, do they all have the pikachu face?
Second of all, I did not know birbs could be so freaking cute.
https://youtube.com/shorts/A4StMUgtAJc

>>76309627
Dudul posts in /#/ though. That's the most normalfag thread on the board.

damn brat, put up the frame already...

>>76309973

>>76310017
argh, do I have to teach you how scary adults can be?

>>76310067
Uh oh

>>76310181
time for some correction!

>>76301037
I never understood why she's laughing as I give birth to our child.

>>76310419
she's happy crying

>>76309764
Ye I think most of them have the red dot on their cheeks

>>76309933
The soul of old global went to /#/. I can see why hes there.

well, I guess her wording doesn't necessarily mean she'd stream... there's still hope though!

>>76309933
I saw him here, /#/ and global afair.
Wouldn't be surprised if he's in uoh and Muyu thread too

>>76310409
Why is my sharkwife being put into a full nelson with her legs?

>>76310645
No, you're just a faggot. Like everyone who posts there.

>>76310717
Nta. I use /#/ because I see it as having less rules than global.

>>76310717
I like gura and fauna, both of which are beloved there.

The cicadas are so loud. It sounds like it’s raining…

I wanted to get mcdonalds but I didn't feeling like leaving the house. Chicken nuggies it is

>>76310924
Why are they loud?

>>76310995
They’re ribbitting!!!

>>76310697
she received correction, but don't worry, she seemed to enjoy it

>>76311167
I hope Gutsbud kills you baka

>>76311076
Uh, anon... cicada don't ribbit...

>>76311293
he hasn't been around lately, maybe the age of the scumbud is upon us...

We are fast approaching the point of "no frame, too late". Maybe it was just a fucked up scheduled tweet, would not be the 1st time

>>76311434
..oh nyo…

>>76311452
but you cant schedule likes and retweets though?

>>76309933
Really? Why did he follow me to /#/?

>>76311452
I already explained it. She saw chumbie activity in response to her activity and wanted to give those fans a treat.

>>76311619
Gura gave us treat because of me and how cute I was being??

This girl is such a little teasing brat... she can't keep getting away with it!
But I love her so much.

>>76312273
Reminder that Gura liked this on twitter.

this dick-milking bratshelf can't keep getting away with this!!!

>>76312208
She gets away with it because people don't hold her accountable. It's a failing of those around her.

>>76312506
why don't you do something then?

It's ogre...too late for a frame now

>>76312606
there's still 2 hours left until all hope is lost

Retards acting like she's never done late frames before.

>>76309933
I REALLY doubt he posts in there any more than he posts in here, which is to say sometimes, sure, but not constantly or anything. There's nothing of interest there either. Hell I already knew what I would see before I checked and sure enough, nijisanji, complaints about phasejanny, reddit crossposting involving homos, twitch, etc.

>>76312758
Regardless even discussing or caring about this this makes both us huge faggots.

>>76312690
We know from experience that she's more likely to do no frame at all.

>>76312803
No argument there.

I’ve been watching transformers clips. This one is cool. Dino robo domo desu kawii!!!
https://youtu.be/juUXzyb57qE

>>76312662
Nah, her pattern for the last few years was no frame past this hour

>>76312880
She did break it at least once that I recall, when she showed up in Fauna's chat like an hour and fifteen minutes before her own stream, but yeah, not holding my breath.

>>76312939
Does she genuinely have some sort of crippling illness? This is like the 5th attempt to really come back that spurts out.

>>76313000
Yeah, she’s clinically retarded.

Any of you got government clearance? How accurate do you have to be because I don’t have any of my old bosses numbers or their address?

>>76313000
Ask her yourself

>>76313000
I am confident that she's not dying of ligma. It's been a year and a halfish of her going back and forth between america, japan and finally taiwan, you may rest assured that there's probably no good reason for this.

>>76312864
I only watched those movies due to the bass. The second one being the best in regards to that.

What if Gura was a fish? It would explain a lot.

>>76313177
What if she was a frog?

>>76313358
Shut up no that's ridiculous how dare you say such things.

I just want to say that.... I have had a conversation about Hololive in real life. Yes, it came up naturally. No, I had never spoken to that person before.

>>76313527
Prove it. How did it come up naturally?

>>76313180
Have mercy

>>76313777
gura liked this

>>76313777
Gura close your legs! You're a lady!

>>76313571
It s kind of a long story, but, it involves Super Smash Brothers and Christianity. Like a lot of my stories.

Shark time sometime soon. It's nice knowing she's still alive at least.

>>76288069
Gura should get back on twitter and like this.

Haha, funny prank, Gura. You got me. Now put up the frame, please.

GURAAAAAA

It's actually horf tweet 2.0...

Gura....

>>76315808
my wife...

>>76315725
I think Gura would like this anime if she hasn't seen it. It's fun.

Gura
Wife

>>76315808
...will play Kingdom Hearts

>>76315864
I should watch gun gale...

>>76315864
I watched the first 3 episodes and dropped it. I'll happily watch it if Gura wants to do a watchalong, but... yeah.

>>76315889
Right after her MGS playthrough streams.

>>76316000
She never promised to play MGS. She said that she wouldn't play them offstream.

Hmmm???

>>76316294
Red lobster. I never ate from there

>>76316292
She said she'd save that for us, actually, but if you want to start the autistic promise argument again, by all means.

>>76316347
That's still not a promise and I believe you know that.

>>76316347
Saying things while never having any real intention to follow through on them might as well be a lie. No one cares if you explicitly say the word promise or not.

>>76316483
Damn, so even if she says promise it's not a promise, she's literally bulletproof.

https://streamable.com/2r40g5
streamable still hasn't deleted this for some reason so here is a good gura

>>76316483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ssxbuXp9rQ&t=18230s
Alright, I guess I'll meet you halfway. While this is one of the few times she did promise, actually promise, and did in fact say she was saving it for us to share, she mostly said she wouldn't touch it until she could play it. Given that she didn't promise to play it after she was able, I guess I have to hand you this one. Always expect nothing.

>>76316583
More like no one is going to hold her accountable, so it doesn't really matter what she says.

>>76316583
The promise was to not play it offstream. No promise to stream the game was ever made.