/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Yes I misspelt draw
Will check when I wake up

https://poal.me/aosfo9
https://poal.me/aosfo9
https://poal.me/aosfo9

I love my hotwife! She can have all the fun with boys she wants! I will always support her!

>>76302461
Can you post your previous drawings? Just got here

Damn. Girls love Hime

I love Shiina!

>>76302413

Chances of Michiru going singing at the Karaoke relay that Pico is organizing?

>>76302514
release order
getting better
https://files.catbox.moe/fl9ku1.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/em3hxb.jpg

PIPPA LOVE

Surely this thread will be better!

>>76302545
Does Flayon hate her now?

>>76302627
No.

Imagine giving money to a 30+ year old woman hiding behind a moving anime pfp and then going on the internet to defend said 30 year old

No mother wants her son to grow up to be a vtuber fan

>>76302627
>>76302654
Maybe next time

>>76302603
zero.
Michi rarely ever collabs with anyone and rarely ever does karaoke.

Yo, yo, yo, y'all can't stand right here
In his right hand was your man's worst nightmare
Loud enough to burst his right eardrum close-range
The game is not only dangerous, but it's most strange
I sell rhymes like dimes
The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times
Joker rhymes, like the: Is you just happy to see me? Trick
Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick
A lot of 'em sound like they in a talent show
So I give 'em something to remember, like the Alamo
Tally-ho! A high Joker like Spades game
Came back from five year layin' and stayed the same
Sayin' - electromagnetic feeling blocks all logic, Spock
And G- shocks her biological clock
When I hit it, slit her to the shitter, thought I killed her goose
Her Power-Use was pure Brita water, filtered juice
Keep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe wit' 'I'm
Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write wit' 'I'm
Never seen the shit again, but he's still my dunny
Only thing that come between us is krill and money
I sell rhymes like dimes
The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times
Better rhymes make for better songs, and that is not
If you got a lot of what it takes just to get along
Surrender now or suffer serious setbacks
Got get-back, connects wet-back, get stacks
Even if you gots to get jet-black, head to toe
To get the dough, battle for bottles of Mo' or 'dro
This rhyme flow take practice like Tae Bo
With Billy Blanks
Oh, you're too kind! Really? Thanks
To the gone and lost forever like: O My Darling Clementine
He hold his heart when he tellin' rhymes
When it's his time, I hope his soul go to Heaven
He's nasty like the old time Old Number Seven
You still taste it when you chase it with the Coca-Cola
Make you wish they coulda erased out the Motorola
I told her - no credit for it back
If you want what they got, then go get it, it's all gak
Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck
And still keep your attitude on self-destruct
I sell rhymes like dimes
The one who mostly keep cash, but tell about the broke times
Joker rhymes, like the: Is you just happy to see me? Trick
Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick
A lot of them sound like they in a talent show
So I give 'em something to remember like the Alamo
Tally-ho! High Joker like Spades game
Came back from five years layin', stayed the same
Sayin' - electromagnetic field will block all logic, Spock
And G-shock her biological clock
When I hit her, slit her to the shitter, thought I killed her goose
Her Power-Use was pure Brita water, filtered juice
Keep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe wit' 'I'm
Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write wit' 'I'm
Never seen the shit again, but he still my dunny
Only thing that come between us, is krill and money
We sell rhymes like dimes
The one who mostly keep cash but tell about the broke times

Check it out, ch'all! Ya don't stop! Keep on, to the sure shot!
Huh-ha!
Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh!
Yeah, you're listening to the buttery slickness
The Land-O-Lakes from my man MF Doom!
Ha ha ha ha! Yeah!
Rock-shockin' the house, with another nugget
Uh-uh-ah, eh, oh, ah, hoo-wee!
Yeah!
Regulation status, right here, Fondle 'Em Recordings
1999
Yeah!
Now what are you 'posed to say on the end of records?
I don't know! Yeah!
Whoo! Yeah!
Mashed potatoes
Applesauce
Buttery, biscuits
And I get lost
A yes, yes, yes y'all
You don't stop
Keep on a' to the breakadawn
Say what?
Uh!
Yeah!
You thought it all was over!
You thought the song was over!
Ah! We tricked you, we tricked you
Ha ha ha ha whoo!
You're listening to www.hairline.com
MF Doom, Cool Bob Love

NOW (Literally right now)
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 3h30m | Garten of Banban VII)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDcwReTgWkw

SOON
Dizzy Dokuro (17:00UTC | 1h15m | Poop Spotter)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Vb5oVpmuY
Komachi Panko (18:00UTC | 2h15m | Undertale)
https://www.youtube.com/@komachipanko/streams
Tenma Maemi (18:00UTC | 2h15m | Disco Elysium)
https://www.youtube.com/@TenmaMaemi/streams
Hikanari Hina (18:00UTC | 2h15m | Resident Evil)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEyl3s26RcU

LATER
Ember Amane (19:00UTC | 3h15m | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqQWpfPhaOY
Dizzy Dokuro (22:00UTC | 6h15m | Chrono Trigger)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOKtftTYYpo
Runie Ruse (00:00UTC | 8h15m | Ruseday: Sorting Shounen)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G7bkZ_DF2M
Chisaka Airi (01:00UTC | 9h15m | Happy Wheels)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjfP0VrgWiE
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 9h15m | Hololive Merch Unboxing - Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og50oeGQ588
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | 10h15m | Hello Charlotte)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DX6SpD-Lxo
Gram Pico (02:00UTC | 10h15m | Making a Clip)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIaLWIZhbTM
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 11h15m | BIRTHDAY III)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJHsk9K4UuM
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 15h15m | Pokérogue)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhNyJCRws9A
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 17h15m | Little Kitty, Big City)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UirkDEvlrFg
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 19h15m | T2 Members Only: Social Studies Test 2)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 19h15m | Overwatch 2)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Himemiya Rie (13:00UTC | 21h15m | Lobotomy Corporation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2VQH9tfqnE
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 22h15m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Rie may guerilla Lobotomy Corp on any given night (Around 10:00UTC to 14:00UTC)
>Pico is taking submissions for a working life zatsu this week https://forms.gle/YwL6zfeVzyd2zDJq5
>Yuu is taking song requests for karaoke https://forms.gle/RpBsKm1u6VnrQssn6
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Lia, Uruka, Shiina, Erina, Saya & Muyu

Reminder that Nasa wants a man that lets her put a leash on him.

Lizzy on my glizzy and a hand on my gyatt

>>76302743
Why doesn't she sing more? She has a nice voice.

I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

>>76302627
Schizo hours have started. Thread gonna be complete ass.

this jelly stream was great

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3BCD-I2x2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jlqbJAlfeU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3ysgPjY9LI

https://wheelofnames.com/gbh-sz6
https://pastebin.com/V6WxE4X2

>>76302765
did I miss something?

>>76302654
He got what he wanted

>>76302781
Built for nuggeting.

Lia sex?

To whom it may concern Pipkun's awake

>>76302851
Sex with lia!

>>76302851
Female

Fishman... My holiday lucky box... Onegai...

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0yl0h1v-20

>>76302609
Cute, keep it up

>>76302665
My mother was amashed of me long before vtubers were a thing.

>>76302609
awesome :D

>>76302917
Oy vey what do you mean you want me to send you the things you paid for? We're just a little mom and pop shop how could you be so greedy?

https://x.com/tenmamaemi/status/1792786554752225500

My one and only finally got over her Satdew Valley addiction!
I can finally watch her again!

>>76302609
need a cute jelly drawing

>>76302545
Still think Lia and Hime should do a podcast too. Their chemistry is insanely good.

>>76303173
Holy shit is this real!???

>>76303186
Sleepy is cute.

>>76302545
Creampie queen

>>76303210
Isreal

>>76303255
m-masaka...

>>76303301
WATCH OUT!!

>>76303210
That one's fake, you can tell because there's no antennae

>>76303186
CS sucks

>>76303208
Yabcast when

>>76303353
no...

>>76303208
Lia should start streaming

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>76303363
you suck

>>76303225
Tacticute, in fact.

>>76303405
傑瑞安息吧

Dizzy "Dick down" Dokuro in an hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Vb5oVpmuY

>back home from work
>sit down in my chair
>post "I love my hotwife! She can have all the fun with boys she wants! I will always support her!" in /pcg/
>wait for her return

>>76302545
>Niji
>Ollie
>Phase
>Kawaii
>V&U
>Ex-prism

Vrev sisters?
V4stacies?
Globiebesties?

>>76303054
literally this. I've been playing MMOs since 2004 which is right around the time my mom became disappointed in my life choices.

>>76303516

>>76303551
How many dicks does she take per day

>>76303516
Now all we have is the photograph to remember her by... Every time I look at it, it makes me laugh.
:D

>>76303609
Rike*

>>76303609
I still cant believe jerry drew that on stream

>>76303592
>Muh tribal wars?
>Muh cliques?

I like Eimi’s hampterposts
https://x.com/TweetsOfHamster/status/1792865670260264985

>>76303620
Less than your dad did while your mom was pregnant with you and refused to have sex. Dude kept coming home with his ass leaking cum from strangers every day.

Dizzy Dokuro?
More like Ditzy Bakano!

Hi fellow wizards and/or ojisans, who is your oshi?

>>76303626
Don't dig into her past though...

>>76303651
She's great, isn't she?

>>76303363
it's filled with Russians that have been playing it every day for years who are just experts now that absolutely decimate any and all new players the very second they enter. It is far from new player friendly.

>>76303742
Are wizards people who hit 30 without having sex once? How does that even happen?

>>76303592
I only know and care about phase connect.

>>76303708
I want to pour acid into Eimi's urethra.

>>76303742
I really appreciate Lumi, Clara and Dizzy.
"Oshi" is a place I reserve for a Beatrice, who I will not name.

>>76303742
Eimi
>>76303826
>How does that even happen?
I took the "le b urself xdxd" advice at heart and turns out, myself is not very attractive.

>>76303626
I like 3 of Nickelback's songs

>>76303825
>Russians
>experts
Does he know?

>>76303825
it's also filled with hackers to a ridiculous extent. i'm not talking "i'm shit people who are killing me are haxors" I mean I installed walls too and I see the enemy team staring at me through the walls

>>76303826
50.
Only pretenders think they're wizards at 30.

>>76303742
Embug my queen

late

>>76303742
I lost my virginity when was 10 I wish I could be a wizard...

>>76303592
>Vrev sisters?
>V4stacies
>idol
Surprisingly, Phase has limited collabs / connections to any Brave Group-related agencies.

>>76304055
slut

>>76303742
Wizard here. It's Da Michi.

>>76304055
WHORE

>>76303826
Im boy quite there yet, but by being:
>Boring
>Lazy
>Unintelligent
>Creepy
>Weird
>Anti social
>Incredibly reserved
>Ugly
>Selfish

>>76304055
Storytime?

>>76304150
What kind of ESL fuckery...

>>76303826
Dating takes effort, unless you want to just fuck a guy. Or are you saying constantly have to fend off girls attempting to rape you?

>make a mistake typing one word
>ESL ESL ESL ESL ESL ESL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA POINT AND LAUGH AT THE ESL

>>76304228
That's clearly autocorrect changing "not" to "boy". Use your fucking brain. Not every typo means the poster is ESL.

>>76304167
Just white trash things also I'm a guy

>>76303826
By watching every Pippa stream live until I turn 30

>>76304150
I am all of these things minus ugly and i've had sex three times

>>76304323
>minus ugly
Mystery solved

>>76303837
I still giggle to myself whenever I remember that the coffee went from
>Wow fish brains this is fucking stupid who would ever—
To
>Yo guys here's my 100 dollar merch bundle ALSO I'M MAD I DON'T HAVE MY OWN COFFEE FLAVOR YET

>>76304228
I'm not ESL, I'm British. I'm just incredibly stupid.

>>76304228
EFL. He's just lazy.

boy=not
And after listing all his faults he forgets to end the sentence properly

>>76304296
Not constantly but it has happened twice

>>76304323
haha fucking loser, you need them all to win the bingo prize

>>76304313
Uncle or cousin?

>>76304377
>lazy
>unintelligent
he's getting there

>make mistake in post
>get panko.jpg'd
>laugh about it and move on

>>76304228
Purityschizo has never been very coherent.

>>76304411
Foster sister

If Pippa was my little sister, we wouldn't be virgins

Bros I need to be serious for a minute.
I think I'm actually in love with my oshi. This isn't just, "haha she's cute, I like watching her", this isn't just physical attraction or anything. When I watch her, it just makes me feel happy in a special way I haven't felt about a woman in a really long time. And when I think about the fact that we will never, EVER be together, it makes my chest hurt in a way I can't describe. I'm not a unicorn, I don't have this delusion that she's my e-gf or that she ever will be more than just an avatar I interact with on the computer screen. But that's why it hurts, because I'm accepting a reality I don't want.

>>76304457
Based

>>76304457
my condolences, I was molested by a woman and I also didn't enjoy it. she was triple my age and ugly tho

>>76304451
pankoposting used to be about actual esl grammar mistakes, not random typos or autocorrect fucking things up.

>>76304453
>Purityschizo
What the fuck are you talking about? That anon was describing himself.

>>76304500
whore

>>76303742
Korone. What? You thought I would change just because I like PC as a whole more? No way man, your oshi is forever.

>>76303826
It just takes effect, same as the wall for women. Enjoy your wizardry.

>>76303068
Jerry! :D

>>76304504
Found the brown who can't speak english

>>76303742
listening to lia feels like being those Silicon Valley guys who gets blood transfusions from younger people to absorb their vitality

phase friend Clio reached 5 years cancer free yay

>>76304463

>one talent can invade, indie or corpo
>two current talents have to graduate
Who do you pick?

>>76303826
Easiest answer for most of us that it has happened to is autism.

>>76304451
See
>>76304504
It defeats the whole purpose to do it to any typo. Making fun of ESLs is based. Getting smug over typos is reddit behavior.

>>76304595
you? because that's the biggest projection I've seen today

>>76304500
harlot

>>76304457
was she at least close to your age?

>>76304483
The only thing you can try to do is be a man worthy of her and hope you can find another woman eventually. In the meantime try to enjoy the love you feel.

>>76304500
Sorry to hear I got lucky the girl wasn't much older than me

>>76304610
I think you should rope.

>>76304573
Airi!!! Holy shit! xD

>>76304500
SLUT

>>76304653
yea 13

>>76304483
yeah, i know how you feel

>>76304150
Or actually asexual. It's wild to come to pretty much any vtuber general, see the rampart hornyposting and feel like a fucking extraterrestrial

>>76304722
HOT

>>76304722
How was cunny?

>>76303826
>be a sigma male from the age of 3: don't feel boredome, loneliness or any motivating emotions
>childhood hobbies are either with taught by tutors or solo activities, like Judo or Kickboxing vs Footbal or Volleyball
>get into advanced private high-school that has less than 15% girls
>finish a CS major with even less girls
>get accepted into a small IT company where average employee age in ~35
>move out to another country, unreacable by friends and famity
>get fucked by the job for the first 4 years
>get into routine work-gym-hobbies
>all school friends as still single
I've done almost everything that I wanted without relying on other people.

>>76304781
It was like 3 months after I hit puberty not great

>>76304610
Iori and Saya. Nobody will even notice if Iori graduates and it's not like Saya even streams anyway
Phase in? Yuni.

>>76304813
fuck phoneposting. I'll see myself off

>>76304453
Wtf how am I that obvious?

Phasers are the best livers.

>>76304483
Which girl?

>>76304962
Sakana

I miss my pure wife Lumi

>>76304483
It is how it is. My last hope is that AI and robotics gets good enough that one day I can have my own Pippa at home.

>>76304962
Clara, I knew there was something different this time after I heard her PL sing Eyes On Me, a song that I always knew but never had any real effect on me before now

>>76304999
This is not me, but it is a funny answer

>>76304999
now I need the 'that's so cringe' soundclip from him

>>76304483
you have no option but to double down and go full schizo, become delusional, it's the only solution

>>76304296
Effort means there's something wrong. It is supposed to just happen on its own. The vast majority of sexually active people never make conscious effort to look for dates, they just happen.

My nosebleed won’t fucking stop what do I do

>>76305201
The still have to put effort into going to the gym, getting a good job, being sociable, dressing nice, having hobbies etc

>>76304483
She is not real. Look at real women and understand you can never have any of them. This is no different except she's made up.

Oh so this is what we're looping today. Sure is Vtubers in here.

>>76305201
that is not true in the slightest.
The vast majority of sexually active people are at the very least, physically fit and that requires a lot of dicipline, time and effort.

>>76305054
>You moved my gacha figurines, I'll fucking kill you!
>What do you mean, I have to clean up my mess? Cringe
>Caring about the bathroom smelling bad is a skill issue
>Go out? I can't, I need to stim to phonk and ego scroll for the next 6 hours
>Anon, has anyone ever told you you talk like a nigger?
>I spent our grocery money on oreos and gacha pulls, looks like we're eating ramen for the next month
>Also, I'm not coming to bed, I need to finish this AMV for a vtuber I just made up

>>76305201
I don't think waiting for a girl to bust down my apartment door is a winning strategy

>>76304483
i'm still hoping we'll have a chance meeting one day like they do in musicals/anime, then 50 years later we'll tell the story to our kids/ grandkids

>>76304041
There's always friends of Lumi. Oli and Lina are on
So is best girl everyone in /pcg/ should watch RuneScape

>>76305366
Pippa is a phonk Stacy?

>>76305240
plug? are you the same guy with bleeding gums?

>>76305402
it's not the same if it's not her

>>76305054
If it makes you feel better I've fallen in love multiple times and and they all said they'd love me forever before suddenly deciding they didn't really mean it and don't wait to see me ever again, and trying to hold on and talk about issues and and try to fix things only makes them push away harder.

>>76304483
For me it's not so much being unloved with my oshi, more the fact girls like her aren't even real and even if they were we probably wouldn't be compatible and I wouldn't be good enough

>alpha male
>beta male
>sigma male
>omega male
I can't keep up with all these terms anymore.

Uruka is further digging her grave I see

>>76305381
Have a job, go outside, interact with people, and it will just happen - or it just won't. If it's the latter then take solace in the fact that it couldn't be any other way, because there's usually an immutable reason for it.

>>76305519
It's pretty easy desu
>Alpha
Charismatic wealthy attractive man
>Beta
Submissive but competent
>Omega
Complete loser or fem boy
#>sigma
Anti authority loner who doesn't like socialising (me)

>>76305519
It's horoscope bullshit for men.

>>76305519
wait till you hear about fe males, its the wildest type

>>76305478
Traitor whore

>>76305609
>sigma
Odd way to spell autistic, but welcome to the club

>>76304483
Happened to me with a few other chuubas before. You just kinda learn to live with it and eventually you'll move on.

>>76305670
>fe males
Men of Iron?

>>76305704
Lisa I neither of those things

>>76305402
I didn't know she was euro...our friends across the pond have some weird ingredients for pizza
I've never heard of harissa or krudo

>>76305707
I'm not autistic , I just like being alone

>>76302665
>Imagine caring that other people are giving money to a 30+ year old woman hiding behind a moving anime pfp and then going on the internet to complain about people defending said 30 year old

>No mother wants her son to grow up to be a vtuber anti

>>76302756
I heard it all in her voice too
She's such a poetic lyricist
My Phase Connect oishi NasaDoom

>>76305737
Lisa is a thief that keeps stealing my rabbu posts

>>76304618
see >>76304595

>>76305852
yoinkx27

I will breastfeed Clara and change her diapers

>>76305366
>Also, I'm not coming to bed, I need to finish this AMV for a vtuber I just made up

thread relevant

>>76303826
By being a volcel. I just don't care about engaging in relationships at all. I've accepted that I will die alone and I don't care enough to change it.

>>76304483
Yeah, it sucks.

>>76305078
If that's the song she sang that clicked it for you, considering the context of that song (a woman realizing she's in love with this goofball of a man that never was always watching her but never able to take the step of going beyond small talk and then fate separated them, and the song is about a forever sense of "what could have been" even after she's moved on and had her own family) I don't know if that's the ultimate irony or the most fitting song in the world for the situation.

So basically, your one shot is hoping 20 years from now your son and her daughter fall in love as some kind of cosmic fulfillment of destiny.

File in, my wife is streaming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Vb5oVpmuY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Vb5oVpmuY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Vb5oVpmuY

>>76305966
Go back to your split

>>76306018
>that never was always watching her
Boy I fucked that up, the never shouldn't be there.

>>76305966
unib is based though

>>76305966
Oh no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Vb5oVpmuY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Vb5oVpmuY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Vb5oVpmuY
Dizzler on my glizzler

>>76305966
>you are now realizing this male is more on topic than Lisa

>>76305949
Clara is a bit too old for that

>>76304483
Same thing happened to me. Now I’m (mostly) over it but I still love her as my oshi

>>76306217
no woman is too old

>>76304063
Phase can collab with Idol any time they want, they just choose to not do it. They've had collabs in the last two weeks like nothing. Same V4Mirai, who are organizing the vtuber karaoke relays often; Shiina, Lumi, Rie are there. VReverie fired everybody there, except for Nova, but Nova collabs with Phase whenever they want.

>>76306107
>>76306141
why is Dizzy streaming so early?

>>76306312
she missed me

>>76306312
Because she loves us

>>76305901
LISA IS A WHORE THAT GIVES OUT HANDJOBS FOR WEED

>>76306018
>you never marry your Oshi
BUT
>you you find a woman
BUT
>at your daughter's wedding your mother in law stands up to sing and you realize who she kept reminding you of each time you spoke

DO
YOU
PRESS
THE
BUTTON?

>>76306217
anyone can be babied it's a state of mind

>>76306018
Nta but what does it say about me that I know what song that is before having looked at the spoiler simply because of that description?

>>76306401
lmao yes

who would you pick at the Phase brothel?

>>76306346
That's a good little rabbit...yoink

>>76306401
>your daughter's
Lmao
>stands up to sing
Is this a musical?

>>76306312
Regularity

>>76306217
Oh you poor naive soul.

>>76306493
Someone singing at the wedding isn't unusual, what's unusual is it's the mother

I'm glad she sounds better

>>76306489
Pretty freaking cute

>>76306401
>>76306444
>Wife and Oshi team up to torment you because The Spreadsheet was always real

Which one's cuter, rabbits or cats?

>>76305852
God I wish that were me

>>76306493
Did someone say musical?

Dizzy wants to play the jelly porn game...

>>76306572
She's very happy and high energy.

Lumi pls guerilla tomorrow I miss uuuuuuuu.

>>76306584
Rabbits are cuter, but I have cats because they're more independent.

>>76306424
You're either a femanon in her 30s because every weeb girl on the planet of that age range fucking loves that song, or you played the game recently.

>>76306599
Just go to Rabbit Island, it can be you.

>>76306610
Offtopic

How do I know if I am depressed

>Rance has great gameplay

>>76306584
That's hard. Both are cute af but rabbits are pretty silly creatures.

>>76306584
how is this even a question

>>76306724
you usually realize it about a year in, so just wait

Muyu

>>76306610
Phase connect?

>>76306726
Which girl said that? And yes it's true depending on the game, some of them like 5D have terrible gameplay though.

What game with a blue haired alien was she talking about?

>>76306584
Cats

>>76306694
Soon

>>76306605
Runie is such an uncle Tom. You could almost believe she's white if not for the thick aroma of gumbo and cocoa butter following her everywhere.

>>76306788
Dizzy just now

its over

>>76306724
By convincing yourself.

>>76306821
>You could almost believe she's white
>he doesn't know

Dizzy sounds too happy, who died?

>>76306839
lazy

>>76306820
offtopic, and ugly model

Lumi's friends are on topic

>>76306839
Is Panko burned out?

>>76306890
I want to pound Coni's Clussy.

>>76306867
bought a new couch

>>76306839
Naked dogeza when?

>>76306860
Runie is a jet black momma who always has a giant pot of seafood gumbo on the stove.

>>76306667
Wasn't it 5 days gone + 5 days maybe guerilla?

>>76306401
Honestly... yeah. Me and my daughter would listen to her sing and do her dumb skits every weekend. I would also hope my daughter is like Muyu (forma alegre) so I could show her all my dadrock and watch her bob her head to it.

>>76306584
Rabbits are cuter, but I like cat girls more than bunny girls because of Nekopara

>>76304150
>>76304554
>>76305478
>>76305901
>>76305966
>>76306018
>>76306476
>>76306610
raid?

Delulu fox this is why no one goslings for Tenma
https://x.com/tenmamaemi/status/1792958871629443517

>>76306945
reps.

>>76306584
Cats

>>76306962
Doesn't seem that unusual from the average /pcg/ discussion when not much stream-wise was going on

Dizzy’s so relatable right now. Not a big game player. Just always sort of in the background
>>76306867
She moved yet?

>>76306984
You don't gosling her because she'll fucking die if you try to give her the sex.

>>76306890
Ha, wow. This joke again. Keeps getting funnier every time you say it. Wow. Amaze

>>76306962
>Lisa posting is a raid.
How new?

>>76306962
TANK YU FOR TE WA-AID
TANK YU FOR TE WA-AID
TANK YU TANK YU TANK YU TANK
TANK YU FOR TE WA-AID

>>76306724
Personally, lack of motivation or joy. Most things turn into something to get over and don't matter

I like it when dizzy goes
>RACISM!

>>76307032
average night for lumi

I will not make fun of the Menaceschizo seeing how things went for the Berylschizo.

>>76307112
JDF

>>76307183
I'll let the man dream because at-least the asmr was good

Dizzy you stupid bitch, if you open the game in a new tab (middle click or right click open in new tab) you won't have a previous page to go back to if you hit backspace.

>>76307155
That's not depression, that's apathy, which is a good thing.

>A 23 year old watches Dizzy
Nani the fuck?

>>76307183
He believed and he was vindicated

>>76307183
Clara is talented though.

>23 is young
How old is Dizzy?

>>76307194
Jidf literally don't care about her

>>76307254
She is a whore though

Hmm

>>76307260
26-27

>>76307280
No.
But you probably say the same of Pippa.
In which case.
NO.

>>76307260
Anything under 25 is young. Biologically.

>>76307313
Hmmm

>>76307260
Like 28ish. Her and Sakana are friends going back to college so they have to be roughly around the same age.

>we will never have a green phase vtuber
grim

>>76307371
Pippa didnt whore herself out in the "idol" industry and she isn't living in Asia so no.

>>76307243
Now that I think about it, I could technically had have 23yo son by now

>>76307406
Hmmmm

>>76306839
She's dying;_;

>>76307241
apathy is part of depression

>>76307243
>he doesn't know

>>76307260
Not even 30, but regardless she's not wrong, 23 is objectively young. You're not even a quarter of the way through your lifespan if you play your cards right.

I don't get how these women even manage to find these shit games.

>>76307469
Hmmmmm

>>76303592
>>76304063
Mariya called in retard. Also Hime, Shiina, and Lumi were just in a karaoke relay organized by a member of v4.

>>76307438
Sad.
Does Sakana think it’s unlucky or something?

>>76307577
He's watched too many Kawamori anime, he knows how things end for the green girl

>>76307454
0/10
Childish. I hope it’s just a troll.

>>76307243
I'm 26, it's not that weird is it?

>most people discussed here have made it somewhere in life by 27-29
Maybe wanting to not exist isn't that irrational after all.

>>76307660
Don't feel bad anon, I'm 37 and I'm only now really getting my life together.

>>76307577
It's their chroma key color.

>>76307313

https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
tenma soon, short stream

>>76307642
Its just the honest truth

>>76307488
I'm not depressed and I'm apathetic on most things.

>>76307753

>>76307824
bad news anon

>>76307438
Sexa...

>>76307774
You subjectively reduce a woman for looking to attractive. You’re now insisting that you are a prude from some strict christian cult and not larping.
Truth is you’re a troll

sexa should phase in

>>76307955
>SEA
>Likes Clara
It checks out

>>76307982
Hexa realized she has no chance of getting into Phase so she stopped trying to suck up to them.

>>76308022

>this is what SEA actually believes

>>76308022
everyone like Clara. Clara does not have any antis.

>>76308022
>projects out of nowhere
checks out

Hexa should Phase out.

>>76307899
I'm not a college educated millennial female, you won't convince me into thinking I'm depressed. I know myself better than anyone else ever could. My apathy is something I've been consciously cultivating for years now. I am not depressed.

>>76308022
I’m in Phase time zone, trollboy
10:35

>>76308107
>That english
>Not SEA
Sure lmao

>>76308133
that's what depressed people say every single time

>>76308170
Don't engage with the mentally ill.

Will Menace phase in? Did Fishman really say something about her?

>>76308160
yeah because obviously the only part of the world where english is not the first language is sea right?
Keep projecting though, it's really funny.

>>76308194
Dizzy squeaked at a tweet, that’s all.
I hope not. Rather have Hexa honestly.

>>76308228
Brown

>>76308228
>yeah because obviously the only part of the world where english is not the first language is sea right?
But Britannia rules the waves !

>>76308194
Just wait for the announcement in September.

Green = bad

>>76307955
>to attractive.
*too

>>76307260
Ember is actually older than Dizzy like she said last week

>>76308282
English is not my first language though

>>76308356
When is Ember’s birthday?

WHY IS THE THREAD BAD ALL THE TIME?

>>76308343
Fishman c'mon...

>>76308356
Actually yeah that sounds about right if you follow the timeline and when Ember said she went to college, she should be like just about 30 now

>>76308435
American hours

>>76305366
I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT

>>76308455
She's 28 or 29. She and Shiina are only a couple months apart according too them both. Shiina is a couple months older.

>>76308455
>>76308402
>>76308356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZziCAiakRfk

>Tenma playing Deponia
K I N O

>>76308528
>open link
>she's eating something
She does it for the memes right?

>>76308513
Anon, I wrote that as a cautionary tale, but I also still want it. We're too far down the rabbit hole to back out now

We should kill all hag vtubers

>>76308587
memes?

We should turn all hag vtubers into breeding sows

>>76308635
You should kill yourself

>>76308587
memes?

>>76308635
We should love all hag vtubers

>>76308635
>>76308677
Purin please go

>i'm sorry guys im not feeling good today
>stream is canceled
why

>>76308703
Only if they are single.

>>76308697
How is this girl not fat?

>>76308630
It's funny
>wrote as a cautionary tale
>me reading it: "This is true romance right here."
and I didn't realize it.

>>76308733
>All the replies are "no worries" or "feel better"
Very gay

>>76308733
she went to visit a house yesterday and woman'd out of it last min and just decided to not tell anyone, I bet her parents grilled her for it

Do you think Lumi is going to do the standards thing and post her results like all the other girls have been doing? She just retweeted Clara’s results and then un-retweeted it.
Personally I hope she doesn’t because it seems like a whorish thing to do but knowing Lumi she definitely will.

>>76308829
I like this setup.

>>76308788
this woman's metabolism is a wonder to behold

>>76308829
Fine with me as long as she doesn't cut out the race part like Clara and Runie.