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76273849 No.76273849 [Reply] [Original]

The christmas cake is finally starting to feel the longing of her ovaries. She'll use her audience as a surrogate for the children she so desperately wants (and will never get)

>> No.76273968

>>76273849
>non-stream watcher doesn't know she already does all that

>> No.76274004

>>76273968
she's never gone this far though

>> No.76274020

>>76273849
polka is already a hag, retard

>> No.76274068

>>76273849
>She'll use her audience as a surrogate for the children

That's all the holos though. These ones are never going to get married to any man since they make way more money than most.

>> No.76274263

Polka's big ass bed

>> No.76277368

No one wants a 300 pound whale, not even the incels on /vt/

>> No.76277414

>>76277368
Be nice

>> No.76278463

sex with oneegyaru polka
in fact, sex with every oneegyaru vtuber

>> No.76282594

>>76273849

>> No.76282655

>>76277368
If 150 of those pounds were tits and ass it'd be perfectly acceptable.

>> No.76283356
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>>76274068
>never going to get married to any man since they make way more money than most.
Huh, I never thought about it like that.
Besides, how would an average overworked salaryman feel about his wife earning more than him from streaming all day?

>> No.76283929

>>76274068
Right, that's the reason anon...

>> No.76284300
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76284300

>>76283356
Salaryman: "Dear, my colleagues are coming over for dinner. Please be ready"

Holo: "Stays up until 6am, orders ubereats, wears a onesie to dinner, talks only in memes"

Salaryman: "I want a divorce"

>> No.76285453

>>76284300
*I will drag her away to have seggs until 6am

>> No.76286274

>>76273849
Those surrogate children? All me.

>> No.76287532

>>76277368
unrelatable. polka is kind, thoughtful, humble, and charismatic unlike your typical western whales.

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76287710

>>76286274
I wrote this

>> No.76288080
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>>76273849
Is VTubing just a front for mass infantilism?

>> No.76288940

I'm her favorite child

>> No.76290769
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>>76288940
Literally me.

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>>76277368
This has to be bait

>> No.76290954

>>76277368
why doesn't she just eat less and work out?
it's actually hard for Japanese to become fatsos

>> No.76290964

>>76284300
There's a worse stigma for divorce in Japan than anywhere else.

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>>76284300

>> No.76291700

>>76284300
Westerners really think this is what would happen kek
In reality he'd find some jk to do papakatsu with and pretend his otaku wife doesn't exist

>> No.76291851

>>76286866
Don't worry i'll protects Polka's smile but who will protect the sisters?

>> No.76291866

>>76290954
She very clearly has, but this board refuses to accept change and rehashes the same shitposts from years ago constantly

>> No.76291956

Unfortunately Polka slimmed down from what I can tell. My BBW sensors used to constantly go off during her streams, but lately I think she's unfortunately only slightly chubby.
I'd still fuck her belly button tho

>> No.76292026

>>76284300
>divorce
>Niponese salaryman
lmao

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>>76291956

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76292147

>>76291956
>I'd still fuck her belly button tho

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