/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

shontoes

imagine if the news was her joining niji

That would be funny, if we didn't already know what it was from her new alt

>>76235870
She doesn't hate herself THAT much.

imagine

There is no new alt

>>76235870
They've just teased a new EN wave on twitter.

>>76236170
exactly
niji confirmed
I'm shogging myself dry from excitement

>>76236170
Uh, should we tell him?

>>76235870
the news is likely Barbie related considering Vivi and Oli are apart of it as well.

I have just finished cumming inside of fallenshadow

>>76236170
lmao how sad
ngmi

nice of her to wear that new shirt that i got her

Shondo just agreed to have sex with me on her new alt
Sorry you couldn't find it in time fella

there is no NEW alt

Heh, he's clueless

I like fallen shadow!!

Emptying my swollen nutsack down shonshon's wet, tight throat

yeah i just did

If she went corpo after her previous assurances otherwise, I would never believe a word that came from her mouth.

>>76236783
With what balls, Otis?

what about fallen shadow but she’s jacked and shredded. washboard abs fallen shadow. powerful legs fallen shadow. squat many moose fallen shadow. capable of running for many moons fallen shadow.

>>76237502
She has proved time and time again you probably shouldn't anyway. Only reason anyone trusts her now is because we can't see her contradicting herself constantly on her alts

>>76237502
Prosthetic ones, built for putting semen in her tumtum

I trust her as much as I can trust anyone who I've never met and only interact with over the internet.

>>76237768
I trust her a bit more than that.

>>76237629
I give her the benefit of the doubt mostly, but she does fib a lot. I don't like it, but I accept it as a part of her.

>trusting a woman

I really don't see her going corpo. It adds way more pressure on her which if she could handle that she wouldn't have taken a month plus long break.

If she ever lies there is a reason for it. I trust her! I hope she is having a good day!!

consensual intercourse for the purpose of fun and procreation with the actress who portrays fallenshadow, WITH handholding and lots of kisses and headpats and maybe also a little choking

>It adds way more pressure on her which if she could handle that she wouldn't have taken a month plus long break.
tell that to gura

>>76238517
don't forget the biting and scratching

>>76238577
Gura is a mascot. Technically she doesn't even have to stream anymore. Shondo isn't nearly as possible you're comparing millions of followers to just 100k.

>>76238682
*popular

she's my fute bagel

>>76237502
You would come crawling back to her eventually and you know its true

>>76238682
Hmm...you put it like that and I have to agree. Like how Mickey Mouse isn't in cartoons or movies anymore. Just on merch and in the parks.

>>76239173
Hey, I never said I'd leave, I just wouldn't trust her.

>>76238517
>>76238588
Very strange to leak my plans for tonight...but go ahead.

Women lie too much

i forgive all her lies because i love her

a lot of her lies aren't even bad, not to require forgiving

I know a lot of you guys don't seem to like my oshi but I honestly hope your wife feels better soon. She's the only vtuber that I watched on twitch when I could.

just found the fansly
best spent hundred bucks for those otis nudes

>>76239967
I like your oshi, this is just one of the worst generals, especially to say you're a tourist in, shoggers have too much pent up hostility.
I hope goobs comes back soon too

otis nudes suck, hes the best when he is in a naked t shirt, just like shondo

>>76239967
I like Gura, people here are just like shitposting a lot so best to ignore them, thank you chumfriend!

>>76239952
Yeah but that makes it worse. She lies about the most random pointless shit that's easy to catch her out on and that has no consequence if she tells the truth. Most of the time.

>>76237597

>>76239952
Height's a weird one for me just cause how much she says she wants to be completely honest with us.

>>76239967
I like gura, I just think it's weird she doesn't stream for you anymore.

>>76240214
you are just looking for excuses to criticize her

>>76239967
Your oshi was better as an indie. Same as most of en I guess.

>>76238882
Rutabaga

>>76240307
You're just putting your head in the sand

>>76240392
Futabaga

>>76240432
shondo-flavored sand

Remind me which one she uses with us, shoggas?

>>76239952
She has literally barely ever lied i don't understand where all this is coming from

>>76240432
ok CF
what is there to put my head in the sand about? almost all of the lies could be explained as her forgetting or doing it for a good reason
like i said, most of them aren't worth getting upset over yet you do, there's nothing to hide from, you just like faulting her

>>76239967
Eh dont like your oshi but dont hate her either. I feel bad that there was a point that the only update chumbuds got was a merch tweet after weeks...months? of silence. Dont take anything said here seriously /shon/ its one of the worst generals on /vt/

>>76239967
Thats nice to hear fleece, I hope your shit is going well too

>>76240556
None, she doesn't text
Probably heyy or heyyy with the barbies though

My face when the schizo woman is inconsistent with her stories and explanations
You shoggers are insufferable

Take everything said here seriously /shon/ is one of the best generals on /vt/

>>76240637
Didn't he fuck off to fuwamoco?

>>76240688
my wife does so i will, cry if you'd like

If only /#/ didnt exist, we could have the title of worst general

>>76240569
Shoggers get their feelings hurt, and rather than accepting that she's just not that into them, construct elaborate narratives where she's some kind of evil succubus.

>>76240735
No thats just shondos fabrication so she could give him the sour grapes treatment after he liked their art on twitter

shes into me

>>76240870
no need to rub it in FT

>>76240825
>evil succubus
well she is but in a good way i love her so much

It's another episode of
>Nothing she says can ever be held accountable because she simply forgets everything 2 seconds after saying them or something and she's also mentally ill so that means she can never lie or have a coherent thought
>I'll simply choose to believe the things I want to believe because they make me happy and I'll disregard all the bad parts because they make me sad.
You will now reply with >yes ;)

>>76240772
They make some pretty good music at least.
https://vocaroo.com/1a5fvEtXZTGV

>>76241033
yes

>>76241033
Yes, sounds like a solid plan.
You should write out the opposite to see how dumb it sounds.

She should be held accountable but its near impossible in this power dynamic.
She should also be forgiven when she asks for forgiveness.

>>76241224
I will hold her accountable because she's capable of logical thought and is an adult?

>>76241365
Yeah? I think this thread is a good indicator of how well that's likely to work.

>power dynamic
You're a fucking viewer retard

til "hold her accountable" means "constantly bug her about shit nobody cares about and turn everything she says into a pointless argument"

>>76241497
Yeah, thats the power dynamic. The streamer holds all the power.

>>76241494
Only have to look at past kings to work out how it goes. Say one word out of place and unless you're an artist or can make music then you get killed.

I love my unironically schizo wife and hope her hallucinations aren't ruining her good streak.

>>76241529
watch streams newfag
she specifically asked us to constantly bug her about shit nobody cares about and turn everything she says into a pointless argument

TIL you can just put words in shoggas’ mouths if you don’t want to have a good faith conversation.

>>76241707
Should've learned that a long time ago unless this is your first time here. It's basically all anyone does.

>>76241701
thanks for the spoonfeeding iproe
:D
D:

>>76241707
when most people try to 'Hold her accountable' it is almost invariably over some irrelevant detail or thing that she offhandedly said in a stream like the Egg shit or incessant and unhelpful nagging about subathon rewards that people mostly don't care about or the person it is supposed to be rewarding isn't even around anymore, so its less putting words into your mouth and more just making a casual observation about 99% of people who say they're doing to do something

>>76242147
You've been here all hiatus I presume?

>>76242297
no i got here yesterday

https://x.com/goodgirlshadow/status/1792622109446877257
I can't believe she is this lewd

>>76242557
Thats not my wife!!!! You tricked me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

syadouBonk in chat if you plan on holding her accountable, Shoggers.

>>76242557
I love her. She's live right now!

>>76235783
So cute and breedable.

>reading GOT
is…is that good?

no... it's not...

>>76243273
It doesn't have to be good to be enjoyable.

sometimes I just say insane shit here when I get bored.

i can tell

like what

i like to have conversations with the shondo in my head, its nice that she is happy to ask me questions about my special interests and let me ramble to her for 25 minutes or more about them while she nods along and asks follow up questions

Derek me?

New guy here. Was this general always this schizo?

>>76244459
youre not that interesting or important, sorry
>>76244682
yes

This is actually a pretty good thread

>>76244459
wigglyOff in chat and I might.

>>76244695
>youre not that interesting or important, sorry
Naur...

>>76244682
general reflects the streamer

>>76244682
There's nothing wrong

>>76244812
So we’re very cute and sexy? syadouBlush

>>76244682
No, it's usually a lot worse.

Would you actually want to live with Shondo if you had to literally do everything? Clean, cook, laundry, repairs, work your day job, go shopping, yard work etc. Also you get no sex or intimate contact.

I wear a size 8 shoe and honestly I haven’t been the same since the LA Noire streams

>>76245106
she's worth it

>>76245106
I wouldn't want to ever live with Shondo. I like that the streamer/husband relationship has some built-in distance.

i wouldnt need to cook all the time, shes been tradwifemaxxing. Her home chore incline would be the stuff of legend.
>get no sex or intimate contact
for a while ;)

>>76245106
hmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah, but i would die in 8 years from overwork and stress having to do all that. I’d rather help her work towards being better in the places she lacks. Also she could do cooking just fine, shopping she can come with, and if she’s as much an ocd germaphobe as she claims, she’ll clean herself.

>>76245106
I would steal her used underwear to cope with no intimacy so yes

>>76245106
Most of it is the maid's or gardener's job. I love trying to fix things. I'm pretty sure shondo would be okay with me using her body as fap material, even if she didn't want to get intimate.

>>76245106
yes, as long as it's for her I'd do anything and everything!

>>76245106
yes. no, i wouldn't have to do everything, she's capable of some stuff on her own. intimate contact can be worked on slowly

>>76245402
>steal the things you bought and own
Nah, i might even ‘bully’ her into making her take them off out of no
where just so i can sniff them

>>76245533
That would scare her and she would never look at you the same again

>that would scare her
ngmi

light molestation of shondo while she plays blue archive and doomscrolls twitter sat in my lap with my boner poking her back

yes

>>76245106
50/50
Living with shon because i love her sounds amazing. But i want at least 50/50 split on house work but well we know thats most likely not happening. I'd be really cute to cook meals with her.

>>76245945
Reminds me of 393235, which is to say I’m a big fan.

>>76245106
Am I living with shondo or am I living with her family

>>76246810
Its just you and Shondo which is why you have to do almost everything (she might help with cooking if she feels like it)

>>76246882
Yeah, if it’s just me and her, then I’m going with what i said >>76245360 dead in less than 10. If I don’t get her to share the work load, no way we could raise kids either.
Her family is all too push-over to force her to do stuff like go outside for a walk once a week or eat a decent amount. I’d try to be the tough love that makes her better.

>>76246882
Sounds like the only difference from my life already is that shondo is there physically. Seems like a no brainer. I'd grape her after a month or two.

i am as in love with you as i think i can be over the internet shondo
i hope you can love me as much some day

>>76248351
Realistically would her face even stretch? Shes a walking skeleton

anyone have a clue what furfag was whining about in sissycord?

>>76248487
she has very pinchable cheeks [both kinds ;) ]

>>76248487
skin reps doko?

pomf plap plap plap
https://files.catbox.moe/trucmm.mp4

Someone mentioned die hard at work today and it made me think of the christmas marashon but i cant remember if she enjoyed the movie

>buff guy killing people
i think you have your answer.

So she hates it

>>76250896
guess you gotta rewatch the marathon then

>>76235870
not even shondo deserves this

>>76251185
Sure. Ah shit, left my vod in my other pants. Think you can DM it to me?

>>76251313
It's in the lig thread ;)

>>76251547
if that’s just a fucking reference to last time >:( ur in trouble

>>76251900
..sorry

>>76251313
I left my pants in my other pants im sorry anon...

>>76242557
shes right tho. little girls sucking on your big man nipples is kino and im tired of pretending its not

>>76238882
Need futa Shondo pegging (You)

I feel it shoggers, an incline, things are about to change and it's going to be for the better. This new chapter will be Shondos peak and I'm certain it will last!

grape

>>76254056
Inis is a 4view now after a raid
Shondo will be a 5view when she comes back
Groomers(me) are crying

>>76254056
Need to lick her soft, petite british butt.

i have a medical need to hug you shondo
i can provide the doctors note if needed
i will literally die if you dont let me caress your soft skin and tickle your tummy

the divorce speech better be Winston Churchill level. do not disappoint me shondo

>>76245402
borrowing clean underwear is superior because then she wears your cum

I like fallen shadow a lot! she's one of the good ones!

>>76254976
You want her to be slurring her words because she's high on opiates and on her twelfth bottle of brandy for the day?

you think ft has ever stolen a pair of shondo's panties? all brothers do it at least once

>>76255592
Probably. Like you said, most growing boys do. Only thing is, he has a large group of females to choose from. He'd probably be more likely to go after shadowmama

no brother ever does that

you say that, but

projecting big time, it's crossed my mind like an intrusive thought but i would never

>low t losers haven't commited incestuous acts purely out of necessity.
Ngmi

i dont need to cause im busy doin your mom >:)

>>76256781
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway I bet, I don't envy you, she's a dumb bitch whore.

>>76255441
Sure. Drunk Shondo is adorable.

hi

>>76258448
Hello shondo

bye

....please...

>>76258878
Bye shondo

I'm tired of shondo threadshitting the general every day

the megane...
i want to eskimo kiss my perfect big little wife while she wears hipster glasses and touch my 4head to her 4head and smooch her on the lips

i know she won't believe from words how beautiful she is which is why i want to show her until she does

I would let inis suck on my nipples

only shondo gets to wrap her little lips around mine

i dont think she would want to do that
she can do it to mine though

Of course if shondo wanted to she would get first access..but inis has already expressed interest in it

I know for a fact there's a person here baiting offtopic posts and then reporting them. Watch your back.
It could be shondo. Shondo. I'm talking about shondo.

nobody sucking on my nipples that shit is weird as hell

Found new wife. Shondo is still my best side hoe

>>76261275
shondo, babe, are you feeling okay? think you'll be alright? we really need to work on getting you a new doctor ASAP

i got the cure to her ills right here
its my endless love and devotion
and also my dick

Forced orgasms everyday until she's cured

shondo you should play lost life and reenact it with FT

Its been said before but turning shondo into a gooner would solve everything

I love shondos giggles and laughing while she is doing asmr, it's heavenly

>>76239952
Shondo feeling the need to lie about pointless shit all the time makes the 'everything is a lie' theory far more credible. Why wouldn't a pathological liar fabricate her whole backstory? That's why Shondo never managed to immerse me. She's strimer, I'm viewer. I'm not playing her larp.

>>76263920
i don't think she does do it all the time, i don't she is a pathological liar, and i think you should move on from even being a viewer, CF

>>76264027
>I don't think
>I don't she is
You're the perfect viewer for her

>>76264143
>You're the perfect viewer for her
yes, i'm aware, as a real husband that's implied

>>76263920
finally someone else who can see the truth
shondo is a grifting stacy golddigger and youre all falling for it

>>76254402
is there still time to hop on the nep-train?

>>76264286
>Stacey
No
>Grifting gold-digger
Yes

>>76264027
>i don't think she does do it all the time
She does it for literally dozens of minutes at a time. You think she means those kisses and I love yous? Most of the time you can hear how impatient her zoomer ADHD brain gets, if she was honest she'd give everyone a collective kiss and move on but she has to lie.
>CF
Who?
>>76264286
>grifting stacy golddigger
She's a grifter but only 6/10 all dolled up, Becky territory not Stacy.

>>76264286
Thanks for your service in telling everyone, as always. Now that we know, you are free to leave and no longer be troubled by this terrible situation.

Shondo don't read this, but I'm totally consuming your friends content and having a lot of fun.
>>76264402
I'd say that's long gone with the stories I've heard. I've gone to Tanya, she takes some getting used to because shes the most energetic person in the world and never shuts up but she's pretty nise and stays below 300 views. Oli in the day for fun and Tanya at night for gosling.

>>76257118
Shondo, be nice and don’t talk about shadowmama like that.

>>76259293
Eskimo kisses are /my thing/, shogga. Keep walkin’.

>>76264620
>
;)
>
you
>6/10
that scale doesn't apply to her, she's the only girl in the world as far as i'm concerned, but she's a 10 to me

It’s kind of sweet how innocent she is. I want to here her give her best description how of even acts of foreplay work. Like when she was talking about french kissing, it felt like she didn’t actually know what it was. And her not knowing what a scrotum is was just precious in it’s own way. “I’m a girl I know about girl parts. I didnt learn about boy parts. Do *you* know about girl parts?”
She’s adorable and I want her forever.

>>76262959
>tying her up and using one of those big headed massage vibrators directly on her clitty until she’s mindbroken
Alexa, add that to my schedule.

me and shondo >>>/wsg/20509176
>>76264286(me)
crazy that you thought i was serious, says a lot about this gen

>>76265744
>This gen
You got here last week at most

>>76265937
fuck you ive been here for almost an entire year

ive been here 15 picoseconds and im going to win her heart

I don’t even know what a fallenshadow is and i’m already locked in to win

nah, i'll win :)

any and all posts made about winning were made by me and refer only to me
any posts about losing dont refer to me at all

we need an empath to watch a week of streams after she comes back and for them to rate all husbands based on her responses to them, their resub messages, donations and their chats

>>76269467
>rate all husbands based on her responses
And then execute half of them, regardless of the result

I randomly got recommended the tweet about her health, i just wanna say i hope shes doing better.

We hope so too.

>>76271497
Thanks, appreciate the well wishes. She seems to be on the mend recently (although not out of the woods yet).

So inis was in bed and demanding her husbands post pictures of their nipples for her and they started to post pictures of their nipples for her and she talked about how suckable they are and I bring this us because iproe was in there and acted confused when this all suddenly happened and I thought it was funny especialy with the cat pfp

>>76272858
She lives in the forest why would she want to be out of the woods?

why are you not only looking at other whores but also mens nipples
what is wrong with you?

>>76272947
She's the only Barbie I've avoided during the hiatus, seems that was a wise choice.

>>76272947
and did she post any pics of her nipples? if the answer is no then none of this is relevant to me

>>76273300
getting scared, cheater?

What happened here...

>>76273300
male and female nipples are pretty much the same thing, why would it matter whose body has them?

getting a little syadouNonderogatory in here

>>76235870
It'd be kind of fun to join niji en for a day and then quit.

>male and female lips are pretty much the same thing, why would it matter which ones your kissing?
extremely gay (derogatory) post

I sent her mine. She asked for them

i just mailed myself to her. now if she’ll open this damn box already.

>>76240832
The sad thing is I think he just liked their art so she could see it since it’s ok for her to lust after other vtubers but not us.

>>76275170
He still a bitch tho

Praying that my kamioshi wife had a good day and is having pleasant dreams about murdering me

>>76272947
Thank you for sharing this with us

goodnight shoggas

Do it fart tho?

No she's a girl, do asmr vod reps

>>76276133
Goodnight shogga
>>76276168
No, girls don't do that

>>76276276
It was cute when she tried to say it wasn't her

Did it actually happen in an asmr stream? The only time that I know when she said that was after her cup made a noise

>>76276168
damn my bitch got an ass tho

I miss my schizo punching bag...

>>76269467
good idea, maybe she'll stop reading resub messages just like how she stopped interacting on twitter after you fags turned it into a competition with stats and charts ;)

The Shompy
https://files.catbox.moe/143mrf.mp4

>just this once :3
>where are you looking?
>are you looking at my tail?
she knows what the fuck she's doing, the harlot

>>76277930
There were tourists to be milked of subs, she wouldn't have done it otherwise.

Why does she want me to party time to her so badly

>why does the succubus want your seed to be spilled

Why do you guys always look at things through cuck-tinted glasses?
>uuuuu my wife is acting like a slut for non husbands
She prepares events and big stuff for (you) and to make streams that (you) watch be better
>inb4 "why do cucks look at things through cuck-tinted glasses"

>>76274013
>why would it matter which ones your kissing?
Good question. Who cares? I've seen drunk Chad frat bros exchange saliva to the cheers of drunk Stacies, they were all just being silly and having fun. I promise you that those Chads are straighter than all of us, they probably have children by now.

>>76278729
>for (you)
lol irl
ask her randomly to shake her ass for (You), see if she does it

>>76278876
If a husband were to ask they'd just get timed out or not even that
If a new chatter would say that they'd be probably banned
It's against the rules to be sexualising anyone anyways(syadouClueless)

>>76279035
its okay anon I've learned to watch from the cuck chair as shondo pleases random tourists (mostly snackers)

I always thought the "2022 Shondo was better fags" were just trying to sow brain worms, but revisiting vods from then and earlier over this break helps me sort of see their point. I love Shondo from every year but she somehow felt more free to be herself then even though I know she was playing a character more than she is now. It is hard to explain, one very specific example will bring out the second worst group of fetish friends so I can't that. I guess it's that I can tell she bites her tongue more now out of fear of chat reaction, which sucks.
I have to try harder to make her understand that nothing will make me unlove her

>>76278876
I just did. She sent me a video of her shaking her ass. Not going to post it though ;)

That was the critter, you're going to jail.

naur...officer she said she was 18!

>>76279157
>sort of see their point
I don't cuz her voice is unbearable, it's such a forced loli voice that it distracts me
>bites her tongue more now out of fear of chat reaction, which sucks
The opposite actually, limitations normally force one to be more creative. Too bad Shondo is lazy so she ends up feeling stifled

I can see the little shit saying something like that

Shondo should have regular chama brainstorming streams

>>76279495
No, Shondo should stream less. Less day and reduce streams to 4 hours. Quality > quantity.

>>76279610
Why wouldn't you want to see your wife more

>>76279610
>stream less
Erm, this year she'll probably only stream for 4/12 months. She'll get sick again at least once.

>>76279666
Most people here aren't actually husbands

>>76279157
>one very specific example will bring out the second worst group of fetish friends
spill the tea, xister. it's comfy hours rn

>>76279666
>wife
Okay Satan, I'm not calling a girl I haven't even met irl wife. I think Shondo should stream less because she clearly experienced burnout, it's a job to her that she can't handle. Realistically she can't handle a job or any responsabilities.

>>76279715
Taking bets on the August 'streamathon' not sure what else to call it getting cancelled.
>inb4 jesse
august is when shadowmama is taking everyone but shondo and fe on holiday, so she wants to do a lot of long, but impromptu streams during that week. watch streams.

>>76280193
Thank you encyclopedia-kun, I did in fact watch streams. I think they already went to Spain or France during this hiatus, however Shondo might still take the month off because why not? Piggies will buy enough merch to make up for not streaming half a year.

>>76280406
if that merch is the fumo then i'm willing to wait another month.

>>76280406
this post contained 20% too much hostility
:(

Shondo wouldn't fake a mental health crisis to go on vacation.
FE probably suggested it though

>>76280632
>another month
I'm fine with her quitting streaming entirely but I don't understand your fumo autism. Do you plan to fuck it? Fumos look like goofy toys for girls, I can't imagine getting hard for one.
>>76280719
I'm sorry, I should've called them sexless sugar daddies.
>>76280780
Why not? Shondo is a pathological liar.

>>76280780
If you want to go on vacations, you should go on vacations. The fact that work culture demands "excuses" for doing so is disgusting.

>>76280950
b-but it's not a jooooooob! she totally luves doing this :(

She loves doing it enough to continue despite most of you

>>76280932
>not wanting a little Shondo plush daughter in your home you can headpat while wife is on her many extended shadow weekends.

>>76280932

>>76280932
>I should've called them sexless sugar daddies.
no, the paypigges comment was the one thing I didn't have a problem with

Shondo isn't a good enough liar to fool so many people with this kind of fib

>>76282321
is she bad enough, though?

She's the baddest bitch this side of Birmingham

I was talking with my oshi, who this thread generally considers a whore, and she said people contact her and ask to be findommed, they offer to give her a ton of money if she demands it from them in dms. She said no because it makes her uncomfortable to do something like that but I was thinking wouldn't shondo fit that role perfectly? She can make a ton of money and by the nature of findom she can mostly iflgnore them and they don't expect anything traditionally sexual from her. I'm sure a lot of husbands would take up the offer for a DM saying "where my weekly $500 my piggy?"

Do reps newfag she discovered that term didn't mean Finish Domination on stream and became disgusted and flustered because she didn't know how to express it without being rude to whales

I'm so sick of the cynical retards here doing their best to interpret everything she does in the worst light possible and trying to twist it into something negative and bad. I can feel myself losing brain cells whenever I read one of their silly braindead posts

you gotta learn to laugh at them or leave
Shondo wouldn't you want you to hang out in a place that makes you feel unwell

Alternatively you could just ignore them. Which is easier during these slower hours.

Can't believe she lied about loving dark chocolate, then "covid" changed her smell and taste, and now she hates dark chocolate but loves white chocolate (which isn't even chocolate) which she used to hate.
If she's gonna make up stories about that...what won't she lie about?

>>76281503
link the right thing

https://youtu.be/qdmYEQN8xvE&t=7328
>if we kiss each other, we'll have to do it in a real angry way

https://youtu.be/qdmYEQN8xvE&t=8019
>looking is okay
>i might get pouty about it just for the sake of...funnies

we were eating so good pre-hiatus, and we didn't even realize it
i hope my silly wife keeps this energy when she returns from her self-exile

also feel free to use this post as evidence against "she doesn't want lips kisses" and "watching chuubas is cheating!"

>>76285478
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/onaholes/devils-crack
Sadly it is discontinued, but this one:
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/onaholes/sujiman-kupa-lolinco-virgo-premium-hard
Is pretty good as well.

I was feeling sad tonight so I looked back at some screenshots of her replies to me on twitter and maros and I feel better now. I hope you shoggas are doing ok tonight

>>76232670(me)
>>76233292(me)
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
i also saw https://x.com/MesugakiArchive/status/1791904174529220622 way before she liked it uuuuuuuuuuuuuu i could have been the one to share funny memes with her that she would have enjoyed
shonders....the dms....just for me please :(

>>76286463
anon, the algorithm feeds her stuff based on what people close to her see and interact with. things she looks at and likes shows up on my for you too. if you saw it, you did share it with her.

>>76286622
but i want to be selfish and her associate the funni haha with me :^( plus
>people close to her
so not me then :^(

>>76277807
always was

>>76287424
if that's what you believe then you lost the competition in 2019

>>76287882
;)

>>76236930
you deserve your recognition for this oomfie

>>76236930
>>76276168
i want to part her ass cheeks wide and plunge myself balls deep into her hole
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vROMkC2515Vwsam-_OLMbCpTMmemWd20V16knv1BhmhPumqRaoE4AYykLv3favVLXqWZX2W5muqZjlT/pub

she knows

>>76288725
out of character, she wouldn't just caress my groin when she is hungry.

https://youtu.be/03uSyWY7Rvw
>underage shadow telling me she is glad im a siscon hentai
gee thanks
also lolek was already a patron in 2018?
pretty based he stuck around so long

>>76289099
Don't be retarded, she was legal.

>>76289088
yeah i always find blowjob fanart funny
irl she would chomp it off 100%

>>76289151
You have to get so hard that her weak jaws can't chomp it off.

>>76289142
gr8 b8 m8
i aint gonna timeloop her age for you

>>76289242
https://www.ageofconsent.net/world/united-kingdom

>>76289297
nta but someone who is under 18 is still underage though

>>76289297
lmao
list up a few 17yo pornstars

Ghosts have no ages.

Tomorrow it will be 7 years since this recording:
https://files.catbox.moe/3hsyyb.ogg

You know what you gotta do at midnight tonight to be with her forever.

>>76289393
That's not how the AoC works anon, they can consent under 18 but they can't sell anything sexual like pics.

>>76289490
if you fap to that ASMR video you are making it sexual.

>>76285561
Can't believe klahwoo called orange a mod, funniest shit I've read today
Thanks also for the cute timestamp

>>76289490
in my country (AoC also 16) U18 sex is only legal if neither of them is over 18

>>76289619
he's a mod in anything but name

No, Orange is actually useful.

>>76289731
he is not gay enough to have access to modchat

>>76285561
>also feel free to use this post as evidence against "she doesn't want lips kisses" and "watching chuubas is cheating!"
It's different and you know it
It's one of the shogger's favourite sayings: actions speak louder than words; her only ever doing canonically cheek kisses is what matters
And the latter is different because of context, it's fine to ogle, but tuning into streams is different. Not saying just watching other vtubers is cheating, but doing so when she's live is(if you're a husband and tell her you love her), as well as any other way of cheating counting(such as telling others you love them and stuff)
Even if you don't tell other vtubers you love them it can still upset her if you give them "too much money" and are too active

>>76285561
>also feel free to use this post as evidence against-
Why would I use a joke as evidence? When she said she doesn't understand lips kisses as affection with men she wasn't chuckling to herself, it wasn't a joke like in your "evidence".

kisses are hella gay

Nothing is more homosexual than romance, it doesn't matter if it's with a woman. Marriage should be based on duty not love.

>>76289893
she already lip kissed on stream during vr

Why are people obsessed with her saying that kissing isn't romantic when she was talking about seeing people making out in a fucking McDonalds at midnight?

>>76290342
That's the example she gave of making out, rewatch that rant.

>>76288725
>implications of her being a whore
Stopped reading there

She has 110 art posts to like retweet and reply to
(And two rule breaking newfags to ignore)
Imagine having to sit there and read all those shitty poems

>>76289410

>>76290265
That's because of the camera setting which was set to follow her head, she kissed on the cheek/forehead

>>76290978
>implying she will make a schedule today
one month too early bro

>>76291209
I didn’t say she would. It’s probably gonna pile up higher.

Invest your money, we have forever, imagine all the whaling

>>76291196
nuh uh

the romance gaslighters are my least favourite posters
i hope they all shit themselves to death

>>76291304
>whaling
Nothing says love like prostitution.
>>76291441
>romance gaslighters
This whole larp is self-gaslighting.

The huge news was that her arranged marriage finally came through with the rich old man of her dreams.

>>76291479
shit yourself

My least favorite posts are anti posts and brainworm farming posts

>>76291692
>hating the best posts
NGMI

>>76289410
I would tank the fall damage for her

>>76291756
I made this post

>>76288725
i hope you used chatgpt to write all this shit

Don't bake for a while, I'm going to jerk off