/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>76212287

Gurads

Even in trails from zero, I find myself gravitating towards blue lolis. It is fate I guess.

I love this small autistic introverted retard

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Baguraette honhonhon

won't read
I LOVE GURA!!

Another nightshift done chumbros
Might also get the chance to move out of dysgenic urban hell soon, get set up in a small town that's actually fit for human habitation instead. Might even finally get a car, no more relying on buses and trains and uber to get around
I miss Gura, but otherwise things are looking up. Life is good :)

I heard a crow calling outside my bedroom window on my back lawn, I saw it fly off when I noticed it. Crows scare me.

>>76213270
nice
i can't imagine living in a city

https://files.catbox.moe/v5usud.mp3

>>76213771
It's nothing short of soul-crushing, especially if you grew up in the country or a nice suburb
Imagine being suddenly surrounded by ugly buildings and noise and congestion and the food is overpriced and half the people are underclass dregs and are either loud obnoxious drug addict beggars or speak in an accent, if not language, that you don't understand
Can't wait to get out lol
Also I spoke too soon, my uber driver fucked me by driving in the wrong direction for half an hour before cancelling when I dialed him to ask what gives, now I'm probably missing the LATE train home and will have to wait at the station for an extra hour lmao

>>76213734
I think the crows can sense the death in my family.
In a short amount of time, my uncle died, my aunt is hospitalized, her daughter's daughter is also hospitalized...
Me, my parents and brother seem to have lucked out in the gene pool. But than again any one of us could be next.
My mom's mom is still somehow alive. My mom doesn't like her much, I don't ask her about it much...

>>76214276
Ask your mom about it before she dies and you'll never find out.

>>76206936
>Whats going on with gura?
>Why did she stop streaming?

>What are the RRats?
Gura got pregnant and had a kid. Unironically.
Morons here will try and deny it, but it's literally the only thing that would explain her behavior.
She got pregnant during her "health" break between December 2022 - January 2023 and had the baby 9 months later during one of her many breaks between August 2023 and October 2023.
Everything that's happened from her health problems in early 2023 to her exhaustion in late 2023 to her complete absenses and lack of streaming is explained by her having a kid.
Young women her age don't suspend a career this lucrative and easy unless they get pregnant and have a baby.
She even asked Ame about lactating out of nowhere and talked about wanting to pass down her Hobbit book to her kid.
Gura doesn't have time to stream because she's raising it, probably with the help of her parents because she's in an LDR with her boyfriend/husband. She didn't travel between August of last year and March of this year because she needed to wait until the baby was old enough to be away from her for a few days, which is also the reason why only travels for a few days at a time and why she had to take weeks to prepare for her trip to Japan and Taiwan for holofes.
This is really the most obvious thing in the world to anyone with any amount of life experience or for anyone that has worked with women in their 20s and 30s before.

>>76212757

>>76214506
The way my mother talks about grandma leads me to believe she's an actual witch. I only remember her as child when we visited her as part of Christmas dinner. She seemed nice.

Goob morning retards

>>76214650
Anon... You might actually be schizophrenic.

The Oshi no Ko anime coming out at the time it did was a warning from God to chumbuds.

>>76214053 (me)
I MADE MY TRAIN CHUMBIES
Driver had to speed and I had to turn him down when he asked to use the restroom at my pickup spot, he understood when I explained though
Also he's a veteran (and from his appearance and demeanor I believe him), AND he happened to share a name with me, so all in all I gave him a 60% tip lol

>>76214879
And yet you can't refute a single thing that's in there.

>>76214728
Sacre based

>>76215004

>>76214920
The stalker did nothing wrong. Woman have the choice between being an idol or romance, but they can't have both. Ai admitted she was greedy.

>>76214920
>>76215645
revealed ai isnt even "dead"

>>76215645
At least Ai still cared about her fans. And like you said, she even had enough empathy to recognize she was wrong and hurting them.
Gura feels nothing. She wouldn't care at all if most of her fans killed themselves as long as everyone renewed their credit card and set their membership to automatic renewal for a few years.
Gura is infinitely worse than Ai.

>>76215852
You have to be a real schizo to conflate an anime for real life. Good lord.

Sex with a fembud.

THIS is their new angle?

>>76215946
No offense, anon, but you're a fucking idiot.
Peole eat food in anime and fiction too, does that mean you can't compare those aspects of it to real life?
If a woman cheats on her partner or murders them in an anime, you can't compare that character to any woman that cheats on or kills their partner in real life?
If an idol has a scandal in a fictional story, you think you can't compare the way it happens in the story to people with similar circumstances in real life?
Are you fucking retarded?

>>76216242
What angle? This is literally the same exact thing that people have suspected about Gura for almost a year now.
Are you a newfag?

>>76215852
>>76216307
sir this is a no shit taste zone

>>76216370
>people

>>76216609
anyone with half a functioning brain, yeah.

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>76216677
>functioning brain

Korone's playing that yakiniku game that gura played for Valentines 2023.
It just made me remember how much of a careless, stupid bitch Gura was for thinking she could play it behind membership.

I have just finished cumming inside of gawr gura

>>76216774
That's correct. Because anyone who's been here for more than a few months that thinks
>no really, she still cares about me!
is a vacuous, delusional idiot.

>>76216899
>t. the one mentioned in >>76213951

>>76217044
>correct

>>76217239
>>76217044

>>76216765
I want to lick her sweaty chest so bad...

>>76214754
Goob morning faggot

>>76217109
Is that a voice model of gura? I guessed I'm not surprised it exists now but I would've thought there would be more audios around

>>76217295
She wanted that too, just not from you, and that's why she doesn't stream anymore.

>>76217411
who cares?

>>76217432
Yeah not from (You), from me.

>>76217475
I care because I want more audio shitposts

You know he's so desperate when he is trying to force his ass into horny posts.

>>76217550
You mean audio doxxposts? Listen to it again, idiot.

>Now he's replying to himself
>Repeatedly
>Because his angle is getting obliterated
Sisters are so impotently stupid, it's cute

>>76217588
I can't take him seriously anymore after being so dead serious about his preggers rrat. God granted it I guess

>>76216370
That IS the braindead angle (You) are trying and failing to recycle and pass off as new, yes
And surprise surprise, it's not working, It's almost like only drooling subhumans with an IQ below room temperature in Celsius would be dumb enough believe it

>>76217895
I hope it gets sick and she's forced to watch it slowly die.

>>76217976
>>76214970

>>76217044
>Anon isn't hungry because he ate a bag of rocks
>What's that? Prove anon ate a bag of rocks?
>Anon isn't hungry that's my proof
Anyone gullible and stupid enough to fall for these pathetically transparent red herrings of yours is a national security risk and should be promptly gassed
Thankfully... nobody is. Except (You)

>>76218055
>>76218404

>>76213270
Happy for you my life isn’t going nearly as well.

Thank you Gura, totally not crying right now...
https://youtu.be/yvowrOfCNHk

>Please please PLEASE give me attention
Weak bait. The truth is the truth, and it's not on your side no matter how how many (You)s (You) get or don't get

>>76218523
Hang in there chumbie, I promise there's always a light at the end of the tunnel
Ganbatte

>>76214053
Sounds like New York or California my big city isn’t anywhere close to that bad. But seriously what’s with nobody learning the language? They even look at you crazy if you speak English. 90% of careers need you to speak their language as well as English now

>>76214920
That anime was hot trash after the first episode.

>>76215645
As with all things whores and western women ruined that to. And men let it happen

>>76218954
The only good thing about this garbage is that its popularity wards off some png=pedo fags since the protagonist basically simps for an underage whore in chapter1

GURA SOON!

There is 185,842,128,574 lewd pictures of Gawr Gura.
Not a SINGLE one (1) (that I know of) depicts her being fucked in the gills.
This truly IS, the most cursed timeline.

>>76219265
>He’s a grown man in a child’s body why is he perving on kids the same age as his current body he’s a pedo.
Jobless reincarnation
>Pervs on underage girls before reincarnation and gets with underage girls after reincarnating while manipulating them. It’s fine
Oshi no ko

Honestly I can’t even tell if they have standards

>>76219645
I can already recall one the moment I saw your post.

>>76219920
you absolutely cannot look it up right now and post it
it would make the anon feel really, really stupid
please keep the source to yourself at all costs
posting it in the thread, pfft, THAT would be stupid!
you are probably remembering wrong, anyway there is TOTALLY no such thing as a SUPER HOT picture of gawr gura being FUCKED in the GILLS

>>76218685
Good guesses
And I hear you bud. These foreigners' entitlement and small-minded, self-centered, narcissistic solipsism drives me up the wall. They're lucky not to be deported or hanged, but think we're out of line for not being like THEM? Fuck off.

>>76220233
Now you make me feel bad because I indeed don't have it right now, otherwise I would post it already. I remember that art looks hot but painful, with a similar art style of this one.

>>76217485
gura soon bros
I can feel it in my left nut

I want to brush gura’s teeth

>>76222254
She'll bite your fingers off

>>76212703
samen *insert pic of Gura praying* (I won't be home for a while today)

>>76225210
I got you chumbie

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

wife (mine)

>>76227074
post (mine)

Gurandma (mine)

>>76227339
Grandson (mine)

Girlfriend (mine)

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

I'm not gay but when I see art of another holomember jerking off Gura's little shark boy penis it gets me very excited.

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

Heh. Done and dusted.

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>>76230672
I don't get it. Was there a lot of bait threads in the catalog?

>>76230672
>Catalogsisters all killed themselves
A world without SEA... sounds heavenly

Is there any higher resolution version of this out there? Thinking of using it for a MTG playmat an 1080 seems a bit low for that

>>76231315
you can upscale it with AI

>>76231315
>no tail

>>76231344
gabby

fuck Gura I love Gabby now

>>76231418
Why is this little slut sucking a pencil?

what if gura's tail falls off and she has to regrow a new one?
what if gabby never existed in the first place?

>>76231418
Gabby is Gura dumbud
>>76231560
The version of that image with text explains this but that isn't the one that got saved.

Gabby is just Gura drawn by bad artists

>>76231572
>>76231663
meds

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume.

>>76231756
Can you not see how insane you sound right now?

>>76231756
Next your going to say george is really gura too, huh schizo?

>>76231344
Yeah, i dont have really any other good gura wide pictures though. I was considering this one. I like that first one quite a bit. If anyone has some other widescreen pictures of her i should consider please post em.

I don't know why but she feels more lost than ever to us. I kept coping that 2024 would be her comeback year but here we are, again at the halfway point of a year with little to no Gura, again with her most likely return being her fucking mandatory birthday stream

>>76233133
DAY 29

>>76232345
Very lickable feet

Gura plans to do 20+ streams during the Summer, apparently.

Explain this dinofags

>>76233360
source please

Is Gura a male loli or a female shota?

>>76233360
That's Gabby in dino suit

>>76233425
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/118753327

>>76233360
nice edit but that is not a dinogura

just got my best pump in weeks
can barely hold my hands over the keyboard
really wish i would have measured my biceps, forearms, etc before i started lifting

>>76231703
>>76231756
What’s with the crazies?

>>76233725
Thank you. God I love AI.

>>76233725
what the fuck

>>76234112
yeah no shit, i had to put in extra work to get it.

https://files.catbox.moe/5g3ypl.jpg

>>76233725
>>76234392
Oh my god!!! She's about to lay her eggs!

dinogura is real and hatches from an egg

who lives in atlantis deep under the sea?
swimming and playing with her chumbies?

>>76212351
SNIFFFFF

>>76234112
you need to go into the settings and change your region to japan, they blocked a bunch of stuff if you don't, blame i don't know paypal or whoever the fuck caused this
>>76234392
it's really not that much work but it is annoying that it happened

>>76233822
I am proud of you repsbud

This girl really is a mega paranoid introverted autismolord... you don't have to say much, just say anything somewhere...
God she's so retarded I love her.

>>76235948
yeah

>>76234670
oh nyo

>>76236340
I'll never say mean things about her. She's doing her best, man.

>>76214962
Next time be more careful, ok chumbie?

Is Starscream the coolest Megazord or whatever? Surely it’s the coolest name, no? The only one who is maybe as cool is Bonecrusher from the first movie. That shit was cash.

>>76234112
strange that its blocked in burger land but not leaf land

>>76238146
I thought blackout and barricade were pretty cool. Soundwave was cool in the old cartoon but the movies made him a jobber.

>>76238248
I'm so far behind on the latest internet memes.

ooooooo I miss my wife

>>76238200
I think i remember seeing that pixiv is blanket blocking NSFW content in the US and UK. Remember seeing artists on twitter being unsure of what they are supposed to do now.

>>76238561
any non gif / higher res version of this?

>>76238500
I think it's just the lemon meme thing again

>>76238974
newbud...

>>76238974
It’s 3 fuckin megs nigga. What more else do you want

>>76238146
Jetfire and Leobreakers are the coolest to me even if starscream is my favorite

>>76233133
>her most likely return being her fucking mandatory birthday stream
RETARD doesn't watch streams as expected and doesn't know about the EDF stream lol

>>76240119
That's not until the end of July

>>76240119
She wouldn't come back just for a sponsored stream AGAIN.... right?

I really want pizza

Damnit Starscream, you have failed me for the last time!
Again!

>>76240400
Gura strikes me more as a Soundwave rather than Megatron

>>76233133
Why don't you people ever just bring this criticism to Gura herself?

>>76240119
What Gura stream am I supposed to have watched to know about this?

>>76240567
Gura is a total newfag. She likes bumble bee.

>>76241201
Yeah, that tracks

>>76240119
EDF releases end of July, don't count on it before then.

>>76241201
Funny I was thinking of writing the same thing

Will Gura make an appearance on Ina's birthday? I completely forgot it's today

>>76242033
I had no idea ina’s birthday was today either

>>76242033
If she does, please timestamp it, thanks in advance.

>>76242033
Gura was the only one who didn't call Ina last year and she is ghosting even harder this year.

>>76238146
Ravage in the spin-off Beaties was the coolest megazord.

>>76240400
I heard Stamper's still alive, I miss the dude. I hope he's getting his shit together.

https://x.com/asasaki_mau/status/1792525681043079175
that's the good slime

I started a new job today.

>>76242915
T u T

>>76242915
>>76243187
>zzz
>clearly awake
???????

>>76243184
How was your first day chumbie

>>76243255
JWU

>>76243184
what is your new job

>>76242233
What a bitch.

fembuds

Please stop bullying this womanchild, she's not a bitch.

>>76244005
Gura wants to be a bitch though.

>>76242033
>>76242233
If you can't talk to your fans, then you can't do call-ins. If anything, it'd make her look worse if she actually did call-in.

>>76244005
By her own admission, she is.

>>76244005
Part if why this is happening is because she wasn't bullied enough for the right reasons.

>>76244260
Why is that zoomer song so popular? I liked the other songs she sang in that karaoke.

>>76244260
>>76244322
Retards.

She's not a bitch, she's just misunderstood and tries to do things that she thinks people will like.

>>76244565
You can't convince some people chumbie. What matters is that we love her.

>>76244215
She has no problem doing collabs before doing a solo stream, though

>>76244565
People don't like her not streaming, so that's obviously not true.

>>76244643
Doing an actual stream is different than a call-in.

>>76244565
>tries to do things that she thinks people will like
>ignores fans and shills merch

>>76244675
Maybe that's it. She thinks people don't like streams, clearly. How do I forward a memo and correct this misunderstanding?

>>76244742
>shills merch

>>76244740
It's basically the same thing, considering her collab appearances don't even come with a POV nowadays

>>76244005
>Please don't bullying Gura
No. She needs to be bullied for not streaming as often as possible.

>>76244907
Chumbie I think you missed the last collab

>>76244907
I was talking about the collabs with her POV. If you're talking about doing collabs on other people's channels, then yes that's also unacceptable.

Woah is it Tuesday already?

I wouldn't mind another SNOT collab

Booba huhaha

>>76245070
Is chewsday innit?

>>76244827
She can shill merch without ignoring her fans. No one who's an actual fan is actually happier knowing she's gone.

>>76245081
This but also Gurame

Technically, it can be any several days, depending which side of the equator you’re on!

>>76245186
>She
>shill merch

>Your not a real fan unless you bitch at and bully your oshi because she's not giving you a specific thing.
I dunno about that.

>>76244742
>>76245186
Gura doesn't shill merch at all you fucking retard. This is honestly one of the dumbest angles you people keep using.

>>76245070
It's Monday. You worried me for a second, I thought I was late for work tonight.

>>76245338
>>Your not a real fan unless you bitch at and bully your oshi because she's not giving you a specific thing.
This but unironically.

>>76245338
I don't think that's what he said. I'm aware that may be where this is going, but that is not what he said. Take it easy, we're already on several layers of irony here, no need to dig deeper.

>>76245205
Ame always makes gura happy. Very cute to see.

>>76245427
I'm not a fan of tough love.
Gura is for spoiling like a princess.

>>76245543
She needs more tough love at this point. Spoiling her is just enabling her bad and self destructive behavior.

>>76245373
Explain the merch mentions on her streams then

>>76245670
Gura is my princess and daughterwife. I love her very much

>>76245703
She barely ever mentions merch on her streams.

>>76245821
Maybe hes talking about the coke coffee and crocs? Those are just goods and products though.

Dino Gura coin pouch? My job has its perks. Much love shark.

>>76245804
If you truly loved her then you'd push her to do better, not enable her self destructive habits.

My life for Gura

>>76245887
I don't love her

>>76245887
Gura is fragile and can't handle tough love chumbie. I respect your thinking but it wont work.

>>76245821
Because she barely streams. The few times she does come back to stream though tend to be event or sponsorship streams. Those include merch, which she has no problem shilling.

>>76245932

>>76245967
Fragile womanchildren like Gura should have ever been allowed to become millionaires

>>76245980
>does come back to stream though tend to be event or sponsorship streams
what did she shill in her last 5 streams?

>>76246067
Happy you got the reference

>>76245980
>She can shill merch without ignoring her fans
>She does come back to stream though tend to be event or sponsorship streams.
so you are telling me streaming is also count as ignoring her fans? Also I don't recall what she was shilling in her stream recently.

>>76246355
>>76246117
The last shill stream I remember was blue archive

>>76246117
As far as events or sponsorships go I wouldn't call it a coincidence that she returns for the daki, or her birthday, or anniversaries, aquarium etc and very little else, but no, she definitely isn't much of a merch shiller. Not like she made a big deal out of promoting the supergroupies stuff.

You'd think if she's coming back for shill streams or events, and doing them much more than others, than that'd actually be proof that she's neck deep in that side of the company.

>>76246117
Valentine's stream had Valentine's merch also upcoming fes.

>>76245980
>sponsorship streams
Are you a tourist who just post random shitpost you saw in the catalog without knowing anything?

>>76246727
I remember the asmr stream vividly. There was no merch there

>>76246732
What was the Sendai stream then?

>>76245427
No this is it>>76245418

>>76246727
>Valentine's merch
Did she even mention this in the ASMR?

I'm probably just projecting, but I think she's just desperate for approval, she's said and done a lot of things in the past just because that's what she thinks the people like.
Regardless I'll still always be on her side.

>>76246478
You’re right it isn’t a coincidence for her to stream on her birthday. The schizos are really sending their best and brightest today

Chumbies my chameleon has been pretty active ever since he took that big poopoo yesterday.

In Cover's financial report, they have reached a point where merch sales now out earn streaming revenue. They are positioning themselves to focus more on IP deals and branding.

Welp if any eurobuds listened to my complaints about pepecoin not being available in America. Your investment increased by 10 times

>>76246807
NTA, but funny how you said shill streams which insinuate multiple of them, but that Sendai stream which was basically a glorified zatsu is all you can think of.

>>76246885
>>76246790
It was a stream she intentionally ended as soon as it hit 1 hour with merch made for the occasion.

>>76247106
Gura makes the most money when it comes to brand deals, but she also brings in the most streaming wise. She gets the best ad rev, among the most members, worth the most for sponsors and good supers. If she became a power streamer and didn’t do any brand deals it would probably that chart would probably flip

>>76247010
Nice. Did he get over his fear of the leopard gecko?

>>76247203
GTFO YOU WHORE, INSHALLAH WE SHALL STRIKE YOU AT YOUR NECK AND PRESENT YOUR HEAD TO THE INFIDELS

>>76247303
Fauna's asmr is 1 hour long too. I usually like 2 hour asmr but there seems to a lot of girls that do 1 hour for some reason.

>>76247303
Really? That's how you count as shilling?

>>76247346
Nyo. He also goes out of his way to look at my leopard gecko so he can be scared and angry. Chameleons are very strange creatures.

this whole thread is one big whore

>>76247549
yeah, me

>>76247106
Why would revenue matter? Streaming was never about that. It was about spending time with your fans and bring in new ones. Or do people here really only care how much money she makes?

>Off topic and shitting on Gura
It’s another day that ends in Y

>>76247482
Would she have done that stream without being told to? She skipped Halloween, Christmas, new years, Easter, but not Valentine's, the only one with merch attached, why do you think that is?

>>76246994
It's an event. He's saying she mostly only streams for occasional special occasions, which is hard to deny. On the other hand it's very easy to deny that she's a merch monster, she's hardly selling NFTs.

>>76247661
Was there another stream during valentines this year? I only remember the comfy asmr.

Myth has been fractured ever since Gura soft graduated

>>76247791
She truly is the heart of Myth.

>>76247647
I'd like to think that gura would appreciate the pet talk over the usual schizo chimping out.

>>76247785
She took like a week off before Valentine's to prepare for that 1 hour stream, then there was the "extra surprise for her membershrimp" that turned out to be a public karaoke.

>>76247969
Her asmr was really good. I just love listening to asmr

why must we endure this torment

>>76247661
>she only comes back when there are merchs to shill
>ignores fans and shills merch
>by shilling I mean she ended a stream earlier without even mentioning the merch, and the ASMR also count as ignoring her fans.

>>76248049
Ask Gura

>>76248149
I don't think gura would know anything about the antis in /ggg/

>>76248219
She should be made to know the consequences of disappearing and how it gives rise to bad sentiments.

>>76248345
Sound complicated. I might get some double cheeseborgars from mcdonalds tonight.

>>76248121
that does sound dumb but ignoring fans is correct.

>>76248121
The only times she's been consistently active since before her December 2022 hiatus have been two three week long stretches that ended a few weeks before a concert, followed by months of basically no interaction. It's pretty clear that they ask her to remind people she's alive to sell more tickets.

>Make wrong statement
>Get called out for wrong statement
>Rewrite everything so you seem right
>Proof of it still exists, you’re still wrong and now you seem like a clown
The way these schizos talk is very familiar like toid familiar

>>76248427
The only people that missed the asmr was greys

>>76248415
It would probably be cheaper to get a real burger from a real restaurant

>>76248568
You think so? The fancy borgars around here would cost me 15 bucks each. Mcdoubles are just cheap and quick

>>76245884
I'm saving this post.

>>76248458
By that logic it'd be in their interest to have her stay active and actively talk about their events which she doesn't. There's no benefit to them for her going radio silent.

Once a habit forms, it's incredibly difficult to break. Gura will likely never return to streaming consistently. I can only hope to enjoy the few streams she can give us before she inevitably graduates.

>>76248458
>shilling merch by simply existing without saying a word about the merch
what a merch selling evil mastermind

>>76248804
Gura got me to buy things just by being herself. I still don't like coke coffee though

I don't even get happy when she does throw a stream our way because it's probably just a one-off

>>76249052
Got any pets chumbie?

>>76248702
$15 for a single burger??

>>76249258
2 cats. Why?

>>76249412
Yeah, honestly I'd rather make my own borgars if I'm not going to get mcdonalds

>>76249427
2cat!!

>>76249427
I knew a very friendly cat that would let me rub their belly and I thought all cats would let me do that. I tried rubbing my friend's cat's belly and they bit the shit out of me.

i miss her bros.
that's all i have to say.

>>76250284
gura shitting tail

I think I pissed off a murder of crows somehow, they left a massive shit on my car. It might be because I nearly run over them while driving home from work early in the morning. These bastards are getting too cocky going about their business on the road.

>>76250523
well, worst case you kill one in self defence and they fuck off after learning you have that power.

>>76250523
They tend to remember and keep grudges. leave them some food as an apology and maybe you can turn them into minions

>>76249787
My cat will "bear trap" my hand if I try to pet their tummies. But one of them lets me kiss her tummy for some reason...

>>76251056
I could be the lord of all birds...

>>76250523
Bring them food until they stop. Appeasement is your only option if you don't want a crow grudge.

>>76251270
Different temperment for different cats. Just about every black cat I ever knew takes shots at people petting it for too long and every tabby is jujst a ball of cuddles and love

>>76251230
Why do a culture of people focused on keeping their kids from being whores have such sexual clothing? And it still covers more than the west

>>76250523
The one-eyed wanderer is watching you. Treat his ravens with care.

>>76233133
Why do you still think she cares about anything other than money and the people in her life off-stream?

>>76240119
How fucking embarrassing. This is the kind of retard that thinks she still cares about her fans, btw.

>>76252503
Why are you retarded?

>>76244565
No she doesn't. She does things she think will make her money and ignores everyone she manipulated into loving her.

I want a (You)

Can you take a little break from the shitposting onegai. It's not good for you.

>>76245887
Gura has other people in her life now. She doesn't want or need us anymore. Chumbuds were thrown away.

>>76253261
dozo

Wow, Ina was able to release a new song before Full Color came out.

>>76253384
Thanks for the ina news takodachi

Wife soon?

goob

>>76253384
Imagine if Gura dedicated a stream to one of her new songs instead of just mentioning them in passing for a few seconds, like she used to back when REFLECT came out

>>76246355
Not him, but her only streaming 3 times in the last 3 months is her ignoring her fans.
And then she lies by saying she loves us while never wanting to spend time with us.

>>76253687
I like gura's way

Why do his bans always expire around the weekend?

See, NOW he's back. No need for further arguing, everybody take ten, get a snack, etc.

>>76253784
sure you do, falseflagger-kun

I understand this dumdum more than anyone here.

>>76253712
That last part is just your fanfiction. We've been over this already.

>>76253812
I love how obvious he is just to let me ignore him more easily.

>>76253875
Personally I just want more stories about dirty panties and pissy tshirts. I don't care about songs.

Remember when Gura included her fans in her idol journey? those were the days...

George

>>76254244
There isn't even an idol journey without including fans.

Remember when Gura wiped her cunny with her tshirt?

>>76254406
ye

aww this could mean there won't be a signed Gura card this year...

>>76254376
You should tell Gura that because she doesn't seem to think so.

>>76254406
I want to be that shirt.

>>76254644
Did cover ban signed cards this time around?

>>76254644
Gura loves signed things. If there isn't one, it's not her fault.

>>76254644
Good. Stop wasting time writing hundreds of signatures.

>>76254406
I still couldn't believe she said this.

>>76254644
What did she say?

>>76254644
please don't I want this so bad...

>>76254406
I know she said it to make us happy and that makes me happy.

>>76254817
Yeah! Give her more free time to do other things that aren't streaming instead!

>>76254999
She said it because she was deliriously sick. If she was of sound mind, she wouldn't have said it.

>>76254905
well it might not affect Gura, Ina just said to not worry because there won't be limited merch this year

>>76255047
They should stop having her do those things too. They should just make her focus on streaming.

>>76254406
>>76254999
Why is there no pissy tshirt soundpost?

Remember when Gura said she would have more signed merch soon after failing to announce it on time last birthday?

>>76247106
>They are positioning themselves to focus more on IP deals and branding.
Which is extremely short-sighted. The reason hololive is popular is because it's a virtual idol company whose talent spend a ton of time with their fans. The ONLY reason that the merch sells well in the first place is because the talent increase the value of the IP by streaming and nurturing a close relationship with their fanbase.
Merch sales will diminish when fans move on because they no longer feel any connection to their idol. Gura is coasting on the nostalgia and strong emotions of her fans that she generated during her first 2-2.5 years in hololive. But such feelings won't last forever as more and more long-term fans realize she wasn't honest and is only sees them as wallets.

>>76247338
>If she became a power streamer and didn’t do any brand deals it would probably that chart would probably flip
It's not mutually exclusive. These sponsorships and brand deals are overwhelmingly handled by other people and require little time or effort from the talent themselves. There is absolutely no reason why Gura can't have sponsorships or sell merch while also streaming. I see this cope about her being too busy all the time. It's really fucking stupid.

>>76255346
I'm surprised that it hasn't been made yet

>>76255408
Did you type that all out anon?
You should post cute pictures next time

>>76255140
She says she likes to sleep naked. Damn erogaki knows we like to hear these things...

>>76255579
She said she sleeps with a t-shirt though.

>>76253964
Ah, you're one of those who don't actually give a shit about her as long as you can jack her off.

>>76255648
My gura tulpa told me, so I know it's real.

>>76255408
Gura herself is the one that keeps saying she's busy which feeds that narrative so take it up with her if you think that's wrong.

>>76255661
I care more about how she feels than about what I feel. I also like gooming to the idea of gura's dirty pissy tshirts

Can you guys slow down?

That's a lot of words
to bad I ain't reading those huhaha

Gura
Wife

george

>>76256046
Post
mine

>>76254406
how could I forget?

put it in the jar for her
>>76209343

>>76255357
we just had to wait a whole year for it!

>>76255661
I love jacking off my wife's tiny shark cocks.