/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

SEX with OLDER WOMEN

SEC withMIKOANON

>>76202989
>>76203022

SEX with LIKERS

>>76203081
thread ruined!!!

>>76203077

>>76203124
shut up rabbit

I will blame Pippa for everything. It’s always that damned Pippa keeping the jongers down. It’s a Pippa world out there and if you’re not Pippa, you’re fucked.

We should have found a way to convince Pippa to sing up for the league and then not draft her.

>>76203295
She gets a pass from me.

>>76203365
She would've gotten filtered by IRC

>>76203423
I'm sure she has done warrior cats RP on an IRC at some point.

>>76203423
it worked on filtering me...

That was the best part of playing competitive fps in the early 2000s, needing to use IRC filtered out of a lot of the undesirables

Stop being gay and watch mahjong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejNJAjTbqcI

>>76203482
you can do it too anon!

>>76203650
watch?
mahjong?
the fuck are you talking about

Go to /jong/ if you want to talk about mahjong

>>76203703
Sorry, wrong thread, stop being gay and watch Clara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpsrXrv4YBY

>>76203755
No

>>76203765

MOTTO

>>76204018

>Want to make a parody song because I thought the thread could use some more OC
>Only manage to do the intro and two lines
>Neither is particularly great
Fuck, maybe there's a reason generals nowadays don't have much OC outside image macros

>>76205466
Making OC is generally hard and time consuming, at least league will probably produce some good OC

>>76205466
it's hard to make this kind of OC alone, maybe others can chime in :)

On a cold summer night, He May, a himebito like any other, decided to go to the gambling parlor, as is ordinary for boys in his neighborhood, to play mahjong. That night, he felt particularly lucky, which was unusual for him, after listening to his favorite idol, Hime, on the radio. He wore a white tank top and denim shorts, a fresh albeit revealing outfit that was not out of place in the summer. In spite of that, he did not feel cold as he made his way towards the parlor. He opened the door to the parlor and he discovered, to his dismay, that that night, all the patrons happened to be likers. Soon after, the likers all turned to see him, as if they were all a single entity. He May felt a cold shiver run down his spine as he felt the likers' stares, eyeing him like he was some sort of prey. He was like a rabbit surrounded by wolves. He May could not move at all. One of the likers smiled warmly, stood up from his table and walked towards He May. He wrapped his arm around He May as if they were friends. He May trembled, but he could not do anything, not even let out a word of protest. The liker led him to the mahjong table, where one of the likers stood up to let He May play in his stead. This liker walked to a wall and leaned against it, keeping an eye on the table he just left and especially on He May. The likers shuffled the tiles and went through the whole process to start the game. Before long, He May found himself the dealer of the round, being dealt a terrible hand as if the Goddess of Luck had decided to defecate on him. The liker who led him to the table smiled at He May as he waited for him to make his move.

>>76206711

IT STARTS WITH
ONE CHANCE
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I WANT TO PUSH THIS HAND AND DEAL THE 5
KEEP THAT IN MIND, IF I DEAL IN
I'M DEAD IN DUE TIME

ALL I KNOW
THE BAKYOU IS A VALUABLE THING
COUNTING SUJI AS THE RIICHIS BEGIN
COUNT THE TILES LEFT TO THE END OF THE GAME
THE TURN TIMER TICKS AWAY

IT'S SO INTENSE
DIDN'T DEAL IN LET'S GO
WATCH MY WAIT GO OUT THE WINDOW
TRYIN' TO HOLD ON, I DIDN'T EVEN FOLD
I PUSHED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH YOU TSUMO

I DISCARDED EVERYTHING I DREW, AND EVEN THOUGH I WAS IN TENPAI
IT ALL FELL APART
WHAT IT DEALT TO ME, ON HONBA 3
WILL BE A MEMORY OF THE TIME I

PUSHED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END, ONLY LUCKSHITTING MATTERS
I READ DISCARDS, DON'T DEAL IN AT ALL
BUT IN THE END, ONLY LUCKSHITTING MATTERS

i was doing dead flag blues parody lyrics a couple of weeks ago but i turned my computer off without saving the notepad file and i can't even really remember what i did

it wasn't very good

yours is much better

>>76205466
Good luck anon. I remember making a parody of the major's speech for /morig/ back in june 2021. Shit's fucking time consuming and you're never sure if it's actually decent or not

You were an adept
Calling all your tiles towards it
Makin' masters so proud
But your calls are too loud
We like to stalk you playin'
You pon the winds off seat
No time to think of your yaku

Control yourself, call only what need for it
A hand of doras wanted, to be completed
Control yourself, call only what you need for it
A hand of doras wanted, to be completed

The pond is full, but it's sendin' me shivers
A nyagger is born, callin' out for tenpai
The discards fade like lookin' through a fogged mirror
Decisions to discard are made and got ronned
But I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot, I guess not

Thread death approaches

Jongers get ready
There's a room a-coming
You don't need no code
You just sit on down
All you need is flow
To hear the tiles coming
Don't need no riichi
You just call the chun

So jongers get ready
For the draw to tenpai
Calling up honors discard by discard
Tanyao is the key
Open your hand and ron them
There's dora for all
Among those who kan'd the most

There ain't no room for the dama nigger
Who would hurt his friends just to save his dealer
Have pity on those
Whose hands grow weaker
For there's no hiding place from ippatsu tsumo

So jongers get ready
There's a room a-comin'
You don't need no code
You just sit on down
All you need is flow
To hear the tiles coming
Don't need no riichi
You just call the chun

this is a deep cut for an anime vtuber board

we have some creative anons here

>>76212648
there is an interesting aura emanating from this post...

>>76213078
meds

All the /jong/ers are too busy shitposting in /mjg/ to bump

>>76214465
i created OC technically
i'm doing work

>>76214531
WIDE KHUB

>>76214593
cube khube
doing this in paint was annoying and i cbf getting the angles right

>>76214855
Now this is the kinda quality content I come to /jong/ for

bump

bump too

We're shitposting in the IRC now so the thread is dying...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP5okgP9xQA&t=5282s

>Showa? Showa?
>Pffft

>>76217752
based; did you manage to teach furry how it works yet?

>>76218227
He got there faster than deranker

SEX with MIKOANON

>>76217854

>The masculine urge to fill a blunderbuss with Mahjong tiles for home defense like the founders intended

>>76224559
Create or commission the art of this.

>/jong/ survived the night again
are we inclining?

>>76225899
It was not the thread's fate to die

Seisoest vtuber in the west nice eggy doing some birthday mahjong
https://www.twitch.tv/niceeggy
Please drop by and congratulate her on her birthday!

>>76206711
To He May's surprise, the likers were really bad at mahjong. In spite of his terrible hand, he managed to score a win after no one but him managed to reach tenpai. The rest of the rounds were good to him, and he managed to reach first place with a significant lead over the other players. He May realized that perhaps the likers were not the terrible homosexual rapists that the rumors made them out to be. The liker that led He May to the tabled smiled warmly at He May.

"Did you enjoy the game, himebito?"

He May finally found the courage to speak, thinking that perhaps he misjudged the likers unfairly.

"Yes. You guys really suck at mahjong!"

He May was not a tactful person usually, and more often than not, he said out loud what he thought, without thinking about how his words might be interpreted.

The likers all laughed.

"It was all in good fun," the liker said, as the players started to shuffle the tiles again in preparation for a new game.

"But really, I think we should up the stakes a little bit, don't you think?"

He May looked at the liker, confused.

"What do you mean?" He May asked.

"Do you have any money on you, himebito?" the liker grinned as he asked the question,

He May was not particularly rich, but neither did he struggle for money, and he brought a decent amount of money to gamble.

"Of course I do! Why? Do you want to lose your money that badly?" He May said without a second thought, confident that he could take advantage of the likers' lack of skill and make a killing.

The liker laughed.

"Very well then, this time, we are going to play mahjong for real." the liker said, as the players finished building the wall.

The likers looked at each other and nodded as if they were agreeing to something.

It was the turn of the liker who led He May to the table. As soon as he looked as his hand, he declared riichi.

"Even if he declared riichi on his first draw, his hand can't be that valuable." He May thought.

It was He May's turn. His hand was neither good nor bad, but it could be worked into a valuable hand with some luck. He May discarded the tile he just drew.

The liker grinned from ear to ear, as if he was waiting for that moment.

"Ron!" the liker declared.

He May could not believe it. The liker had a hand composed of purely green tiles, and He May discarded the green dragon tile the liker needed to complete his hand.

He May felt his heart sink. The game just started, but the liker had managed to wipe him out in a single round, and with a yakuman no less. He had just lost all the money he brought with him and then some.

The likers all started laughing manically.

Likers ARE gay and theres proof! Pull out your penis to find out!!!

I'm edging you guys, you already know how the story is going to end.

>>76228419
Likers would genuinely rather have sex with each other than with Lia

>>76228743
I'd let a like suck me off ngl.

Nobody wants to have sex with Lia.

>>76229404
>he doesn't want to fuck Lolia
gay

>>76229503
That's different.

sex

>>76229022
I want some proof. Let's run an experiment!

No jongers are annoying gay RPers and anything that would lead one to think otherwise is a weird fag ops. Nothing will convince me otherwise.

>>76231722
>

straighten up please

Lia has never jonged. No one has ever seen a liker jong. Do not respond to liker posts, do not acknowledge likers. Keep absolutely still, their vision is based on phallic movement.

YUZU!

>>76233077
But my cock is hanging out because it's too hot today...

homosexuality killed /jong/

bumpu

皆どこ。。。

>>76243173
busy trying and failing to come up with OC

>>76243173
僕は社畜なんで。。。

>>76206232
>>76206683
>>76208539
Thanks guys, I ended up working on it a bit more but hit another roadblock after a few changes, will post what I have in case anyone feels like chipping in: https://files.catbox.moe/o6mjd8.txt

>>76247392
You don’t have the power of darkness and light on your side.

Riichi nomi should be it's own 1 han yaku.
You should be forced to recognize aloud what you have done.

>>76251545
Is that a new Isaac character?

Majsoul Friends Room 48812(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=48812
anyone up for a game

>>76253088
2/4

>>76253088
I don't know if this is going to fill, people are in the OC mines for league

>>76254605
everytime i try to enter a room is filled 2 seconds in...
what OC mines?

>>76254662
for the /mjg/ league, captain said he was working on a logo, I can only assume other people are working on stuff too

>>76254926
I will try later then

>go out
>miss a room

>>76258008
that anon sat in the room for almost 30 minutes waiting for (You)

>>76258936
I had to go buy food to stay alive

stay alive!

>>76267221

>>76267514
What?

>>76267863
I should be the one asking you that.

>>76268052
You:ll have to catch me first

>>76268132
Get back here you brat!

>>76268585
SHARINGAN!

>>76268812
Kirin!

>>76269175
Very well we'll call it a draw

>>76269340
Good. Back to farming botes.

RATE THE VAMPIRE
RATE THE SHOCK THERAPY
RATE THE BELL JAR

Her getting a huge raid and deciding to make her next stream mahjong is amazing. Love me jong wife.

Tldr mahjong Wednesday for those not watching and for the juicers lurking shes doing OJ with Mitchie this weekend.

>>76269463
what the fuck is a bote?

>>76270002
pretty sure he got lured back into world of warships

>>76270002
bote deez nuts in your mouth

>>76270038
i hope its better than world of tanks god help your soul if you play that shit

>>76270038
Among other things...

>>76270115
it's even worse than I thought...

>>76270149
I blame the pink rabbit.

Why is everyone offline...

>>76269904
Cute QB
Kept females in check
Interesting book, really takes a turn after chapter 10, would make for a good movie with all those schizo jump-cut


Filter early and often, in fact we need stronger filters...

For OJ it's not set in stones this week, that's why she hasn't posted the schedule yet

>>76270402
>that's why she hasn't posted the schedule yet
Yeah, thats why...

>>76270477
what do u mean

>>76270390
>tired
>dont want to play
>on luckshitting cooldown for my push for jade
when you play as good as me you need to rest to perform at such a high level

does anyone remember what website people were using to generate images like this?

>>76270390
Tommy hort

maybe someone will show up this time...
Majsoul Friends Room 27135(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=27135

>>76272125
wait it exploded
use this one
Majsoul Friends Room 39333(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=39333

>>76272263
2/4...

>>76272263
/jong/ is dead...

>>76272959
maybe in asp we could find some players ?

I actually never been to msj

>>76273087
post it on /mjg/ and people will hop in

>>76272959
Sorry...

>>76272263
well jonged

>>76272263
ggs
why i only ever get lucky on casuals my luck in ranked is dismals

...

Sex between bitos and likers! Sex with mikoanon!

Sex with cute males

That's it. /jong/ is dead. call off the team. its over.

>>76279804

>>76280132
Put the chairs away, they won't be needed any longer.

i sleep until something happens

>>76281937
nothing ever happens

league killed /jong/ before Pippa could

>>76286778
>before Pippa could
You fool, we've been taking Pippa DoT since before the JP trip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIKIS-L8me8

>>76233658
This is the best post of the thread so far.

Page 10

>>76289143
your chihori file names always make me smile, so cute

I apparently wrote schizo notes to myself that I can't remember writing and I can't make sense of any of them, but one says "BUY TILES" which I assume means I wanted myself to buy jong tiles, even though I already have a set.

>>76290523
Thanks for the nice post :) I haven't signed for the tournament since I forgot, but good luck to you guys!

>>76290816
Thanks, and don't worry, you aren't missing anything (we're gonna die)

>>76290861
And so, the reverse jinx is complete

>>76290562
sorry that was me

>>76291834
What does "FILM" on its own mean?

>>76291911
I was planning on filming an amateur porn movie involving mahjong, I'm sorry

>>76291979
naruhodo ne

#64345

>>76293768
if its too late when I login I will rape mikoanon

>>76293768
full

Are there enough anons around for a second room?

>>76293768
WJ

>>76293768
Wj!

A room?…

>>76296852
Stupid moldy rabbit! Stream jong!

>>76296852
I need to fight off my need to pass out after my night shift first, or else i'll just fall asleep in the middle of playing jong

Almost at Expert

Mahjong, but
>Women only
>all players urinate into a jar at the start of the game
>players take a shot of their urine every time they deal in

>>76303416
I think you're sick, friend. You should go to a doctor to get your head checked!

>>76305383
Urine is sterile.

>>76305383
>giving four women large amounts of water and a diuretic
>watching them squat over a Mason jar and urinate
>having them nervously take a drink when they deal in
>bonus: the loser has to lay there with her mouth open while the other three girls pee in it
What part of that is sick?

I miss jonging with the pink rabbit.

They should add another level of VIP.

>>76307462
they should just let me buy friend slots

The pink rabbit owes me jong

Look at him! Isn't he amazing?

This feels so fucking good.

>>76312103
>tsumo’ing a ryanpeikous kanchan
Thats worth at least a double yakuman tbdesu

I'm finally in expert!

>>76313069

>>76313069
congrats!

>>76313424
You owe him/her sex, mikoanon

>>76313977
stop thinking about sex all the time, you'll ruin your life

Whats the point of living if youre not filling mikoanon with your love…

>>76313069
Get the fuck back here, you bastard!

>>76313069
Gz

>>76313069
I hope to join you in a couple weeks.

>>76303416
looks like an episode from jojo where its the enemy stand [ Mahjong Rain]

im up for a game in about 1h
calling it now so others expect it

>jong miko was the evil one all along

>>76313977
R-really?
>>76316023
Good luck!
Took me a few tries to get an image, I already posted most Chihori reactions as bumps already lol

just post the same image

You can just post your favorite vtuber. HololiveEN mahjong arc when

mjg here, what do you guys talk about?

>>76322693
anything but streams or mahjong for the most part

>>76322693
It looks like they want to have sex with this khube person, otherwise it just looks like normal

>>76320495
but that isn't me...

>>76322545
hopefully never

>>76322965
why not? It means more friends

>>76322545
I can post some Aki when I've posted all Chihori then. Are there EN holos who know how to play Mahjong?

>>76322693
nothing, this thread is nothing but bumps and asking for kokos

>>76323039
Only Ina sadly, but she was even playing without tips, it's why I still hold out hope that one day it will happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtaTYG6Nyug

>>76322914
I do

>>76322693

>>76322693
qb mostly

>>76323273

>>76322693
We’ve been erping alot lately

saying I want to fuck X isn't erping, but please stop trying to ruin threads.

>>76323444
Were you not here for the liker posting?

>>76323579
it's OVER

https://files.catbox.moe/hhrg8d.webm
Just make this but vtubers

>>76322996
nta, but Phase + holo fans never goes well, and given the pcg % of the thread, it would devolve into arguments anytime she or any of the other phase girls got brought up. Also, do we really wanna be advertising kubi to 4chan holoEN fans?

>>76323977
I think you got baited by falseflagging shitposters, I know plenty of people who watch hololive and keep up with some phase. (mostly tenma and pippa.)

>>76324107
I'm talking the sort that wander in to shit up threads, not the people that become regulars. Just by nature of its size, more holos pulling eyes here would slowly turn the thread into another shitposter target like the larger generals.

>>76323127
I see. She doesn't know mahjong yaku names, or more like didn't since it's been 3 years, but that's a start!

Majsoul Friends Room 23658(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=23658
as promised

>>76324468
playin poko

>>76324468
>An hour late

>>76324560
>missed the early poko room because of the patch

>>76324602
should have downloaded it when i posted a room here the other day that never had a chance of filling

>>76324670
I'll be ready once maint actually starts at least

>pcg posting

/pcg/

>>76324736
>>76325214
What prompted this?

>>76325265
poker chase general

>>76325291
Ah, that ever get translated?

>>76325317
Not that I know of. But it's a three button game anon.

xeniabros...

>>76324710
get in now

>>76326041
but I'm playing mahjong

>>76326082
so am i

I think mahjong SUCKS

>>76327783
join poko
551792

>>76327783
Yeah me

>>76324468
WJ

>>76324468
well jonged

>>76329489
>>76329530
gg guys

>>76324468
WJ!

>lose jong
>lose poker
I need some new rng based game so I can pretend I'm good at something again

>>76331798
>rng based game
street fighter 6

OJ is still free

>accidentally close /jong/
>create new /jong/
>go to move it next to /mjg/
>arrange tabs is next to close all tabs
>close all tabs
Fucking piece of shit apple doesnt even give you a confirmation box to close them

i want more emotes in poko

>>76332182
How many tabs do you have open...

>>76332182
do itoddlers not have an app like kuroba for phone posting?

>>76332425
38, most of which i would open enough to justify keeping them or stuff i didnt want to forget
>>76332919
no idea i never had any interest in looking i just use safari which is fucked because i think it blocks catbox

>did some poko rolls
>didn't get any collab characters
it's over

>>76334291
Those characters are ugly anyway.

>>76334380
I bought back in... (got it on the first 10 pull)

>>76335298
Don't you have another gacha to be spending money on?

>>76335298
I will leave any room you post if it means I have to stare at that character.

pippa should poko

>>76335331
not until you put Joseph on banner

servers dead looking forward to the updated pixel yostar

Riichi City Friend Match 120741 (4-Player): https://www.mahjong-jp.com/resource/arouse.html?room_id=120741

Open Riichi enabled.

>>76337583
2/4

that river

>>76339141
pain

>>76339431
There's still poko going?

>>76340628
yeah if you want
747731

>>76341431
A Boeing 747 to unit 731? No thanks.

>EVEN HER FUCKING VOICE LINES ARE UGLY

>Pippa says Jack of diamonds at the same time as jack of diamonds is revealed in my hand

>>76202914
Me after jonging

>>76343176
relatable

>>76342578
her table isn't much better either

>>76345574
I remember deranking from A3 to A1. The magical sands work wonders

Im not baking so good luck

we're going to die

It will soon be over...

>>76346177
everyone dies one day

>>76346411
But does it have to be so soon…

>>76346177
I don't live in the middle east

>flop trip kings two hands in a row
poko is alright sometimes, rip kakek

>>76347027
I didn't think you had it

>>76347061
I wouldn't have thought I did either with the retarded bluffs I tried

hate /jong/

love poko

matatabi going over her logs while she waits for maint to end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYCwO58kkKg

Servers are back up why aren't you posting a koko?

Majsoul Friends Room 82616(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=82616

>no one joins
I see...

>>76350426
2/4

>>76350426
3/4

get online right now

>>76350426
started

>>76350426
well jonged

>>76350426
too much flow that I should've released on ranked games instead

>>76350426
WJ!

>>76350426
gg murdercat
>>76352429
you should know that friendly flow is the opposite of ranked flow

here's your bread
>>76352624