/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I'll always love my stupid wife.

You ever just think Gura?

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

Do you think she ever thinks about how many people's hearts she's broken? Do you think she ever feels sad about letting down so many people?

>>76179590
No, she doesn't.

>>76179590
she's a woman, so no.

>>76179590
Ask her yourself. Not interested in gossiping about what other people might feel.

MY wife

>>76179590
You probably don't know how she thinks. I probably understand her even more than you do.

Day 26! Give it up for day 26!

I love my wife so much!!

>>76179999
D:

I hate my life so much!!

Sometimes I wonder if my wife Gura is a little bit schizophrenic.

>>76180353
:D

>>76179267
SNIFFFFF

Sex with a fembud.

Do you guys think gura is in love with miku?

>>76180653
>Artists are so desperate for attention they resort to bait and receiving the equivalent of a pity fuck in the form of leaving a comment.
It shouldn't bother me but it does.

My caffeine withdrawal is slowly creeping in chumbies...the next few days is going to be hell. Pray for me.

>>76180775
I didn’t think gura could get more breedable

>>76180982
Stop thinking of it as caffeine withdrawal. Caffeine no longer exists in your world.

>>76180982
Easy, just drink more

Child

>>76180982
are you trying to get over your addiction? you don't need to go cold turkey, just drink less or dilute it more and more with something (water/milk) until you get over it

Wife soon?

>>76181428
It's a step down from the slime Gura's they've been drawing lately though.

>>76181995
Knife spoon

Is Gura weird?

Do chumbuds think lesbian sex is hot?

>>76182401
Gura is NORMAL

The cicadas have grown incredibly loud chumbies. Today I thought it was raining until I looked out my window only to find sunshine. “Surely it must be windy” I said to myself, only to find no wind. “ Surely this must be some power tool or sprinkler” I said to myself, only to find no such contraption. As I left my home to make travels for skittles and coffee, to my horror I finally realized the origin to this sound.
They’ve multiplied chumbies, and apparently, it has only just begun…
thank you for reading my short horror story while I detail my daily life events. Desu.

>>76182453
yeah. not as hot as when there's a dick but it's still hot

>>76182453
I’m just really attracted to females in general I suppose. I hate my monkey brain sometimes.

>>76182683
There is nothing wrong with finding girls cute, mainly because they are. I love how cute they are and how Gura is the cutest.

>>76182184
Mwah~

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Baguraette honhonhon

>>76180064
>*Le touché*

>>76182453
ye

>>76182817
samen

>>76183047
Ok I’m gonna make my first draft for a French Gura. I still haven’t forgotten how I wished to make an appropriate ritual response to this post. Feet don’t fail me now…

>>76182453
I guess it's kinda hot, seeing girls rubbing soft squishy cunny's together does turn me on.

>>76182453
Is that even a question?

>>76183253
Yes, the question mark at the end indeed makes this sentence a question. You fuckin Retard

>>76182453
Not really. I'd rather see two girls making out with my penis in the way.

>>76183456
I'm getting gay vibes from you fembud

>>76183512
KEK

>>76183456
this retard going to be cmpletely destroyed by rhetorical questions which are not quesitons

Since Gura streams once every 3 months, who makes her thumbnails?
Do you think she has a guy on call 24/7, for the few times a year she fancies doing an impromptu stream?
Do you think such a service is expensive?

>>76183555
I think this one needs to go back in the oven.

>>76182453
I don't know. Do you find this hot?

>>76183668
I'm not a jew!

>>76182530
Gura is a CREEP

>>76183555
These girls see cute fanart on twitter and wherever else and use them as thumbnails for their streams. Are you trying to make everything into a cuckoldry narrative?

>>76183926
Nta but only because it’s gura and shion.

>>76183926
I know gura would find this hot

Gura is totally not gay, but sometimes I wonder.

>>76183222
gl bud

>>76184994
I agree with your unsureness. It’s easy to see when someones faking, but in her case it seems like if marine or shion started molesting her in bed she’d take it

I don't even think that Gura has ever had sex.

>>76185164
>shion started molesting her in bed she’d take it
She'd take it but just not how you'd think.

>>76185396
Then who's been milking me every night?

Off to the night shift tonight buds and it's off to a bad start, waited like fifteen minutes for an uber and the driver was a shit-eating mongoloid. I shit you not he told me he didn't check the destination until he showed up, and when I told him he said he can't go up that way because his headlights are out and he didn't want to get stopped because the cops up there actually do their jobs (unlike here). Had to only THEN cancel MYSELF (got charged $6 for cancelling) and order a new ride, probably gonna be like 15-20 minutes late to my shift
Fuck my life

>>76185773
That's called a nocturnal emission, bud.

>>76185808
You can probably dispute the charge since it wasn't your fault, keep your head up chumbie

>>76185808
don't tolerate drivers with major safety-impacting maintenance problems. i had a taxi driver in miami a few years ago whose brakes were out. tell the dispatcher immediately. he's going to kill someone.

>>76183047
>>76185038
Check out my new #Gawrt!!!

>>76186543
Wait hold on I forgot the a in Baguraette. Just my 1st draft so is ok tho

>>76185396
>respect their fathers, no female friends, has values, self respect but not too much self respect, no party colleges, don’t standout in any way, and have self control
Virgin girls are not uncommon but they are a rarity. Personally I think she’s a virgin to

>>76185808
I’ve lost 2 jobs in the last 6 months because the government decided to upend the bus system and now it runs like shit. Shift starts at 9am, so I leave my house anywhere between 6:55am-7:05am. This gives me time for each bus to be late twice. Day 1 every single bus was late twice because the second bus had to pick up the slack. Day 2 both buses I could use to reconnect was late making it impossible to reach the last bus on time. Day 3 the final bus, there’s only 2 buses that go to my job, both decided to just not show up for 2 hours. That’s not even the worst part, the worst part is they made these sweeping bus changes so the buses will be at most 15 minutes apart compared to when they were 30 minutes apart.

>>76186757
what led you to that conclusion?

>>76187404
Her fully intact hymen that she's saving for me.

>>76180893
Online artists (at least in recent times) are mostly attention seekers that’ll post stuff that’s either a challenge on Twitter, a flavor of the week character from the newest FOMO movie/show/game, or some type of social justice thing. It’s rare to find one that actually draws what they enjoy AND doesn’t make it a blog to rant about politics
It’s tiresome, but thankfully the Holo community generally doesn’t have as many of them

I had connected dreams the last few nights and while I don't remember all the details and don't think Gura was there I learned that I'm into something I never realized and it's probably Gura's fault.

>>76184994
Idk bro she seems like the type of person to say "I'm totally not gay" but then eat a woman out when no one is looking

>>76187645
>eat a woman out when no one is looking

Ok, fixed and updated!

>>76187487
proof?

>chumbuds genuinely think gura is gay
She’s saving her hymen for Dante

>>76188060
you're damn right!

>>76187404
She has 4/6 just gamblers odds

>>76188060
Actually the think she’s bisexual which is most women. Lesbians are a minority and are technically straight

>>76185947
Think I'll do just that chumbie
And on the bright side I made it to work and my new driver was based, great racist convo that then became about the glory of God, we hit it off so well he gave me his card and is going to give me a 20-30% discount on my commute back to work in the future
Life is good :D
>>76186081
Good call, I'll let them know
>>76187402
Sorry to hear that chumbie. Leave it to gubmintlizards to fuck everything up as usual

Is Gura a unicorn?

>>76186543
>>76186709
I love it! Very cute!

>>76188788
No, a girl with a horn is called a futa, dumbud.

She's the love of my life

>>76181674
Happy birthday Child

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

>>76188841
I meant a "female unicorn", a good woman who is not a promiscuous whore like most of them

>>76188622
This, but she flocks towards chicks cuz womyn cute

>>76188060
Would gura masturbate to a gura x dante hentai doujin?

>>76188819

>>76188622
“Bisexuality” amongst women is rare
Women who think they’re bisexual are mostly just women who find other girls cute
They don’t actually get horny off the idea of having sex with a woman

>>76189338
Yes and men that find other men cute are gay what’s your point? Also women are more likely to do threesomes compared to men

>>76189075
nah she hangs out with dudes

>>76179250
She's ugly

>>76188060
Yeah well so am I. That doesn't really mean anything...

>>76189637
And fucks chicks

>>76189075
Women that aren’t promiscuous isn’t that rare. But yes gura isn’t a whore. Weirdly enough almost all vtubers are whores it’s a little unusual when you compare to regular female streamers

I miss her

>>76190272
aim better faggot

>>76187645
>When no one's looking
Are there usually people looking? Or do you mean the woman herself is asleep?
Hot

>>76188060
she self-inserted herself as cowboy Dante which makes it the opposite of being hetero. B**** tho, she probably wants to fuck Vergil lol

Why do people pretend tatsumaki isn’t a loli?

>>76190323
Asleep, probably eats a chick out while she sleeps then kisses their feet

Can you guys stop being horny thank you

>>76190842
I can't help it. I want to fuck this.

>>76190771
The part where Gura is kissing another girl's feet I believe but I am not too sure if she's ready to go down on another girl yet.

Does this make chumbuds horny?

>>76190963
nah laplus is a whore

>>76190927
Maybe she just lets girls get down on her and step on her face

>>76190927
I think Gura w ould go down on herself if she could

>>76190730
because people keep arguing what "loli" actually means

>>76190927
yeah, I wish I was shion. not necessarily in a sexual way, I just really want her to sit on me

>>76191218
loli means looks like a kid, happy to help. otherwise people would not call them lolibaba

>>76190842
I haven't masturbated in like a week, I'll probably calm myself down soon.

>>76191626
You might as well wait for goom perms at that point. No matter how long it takes.

>>76190299
this joke was never funny

>>76191946
What joke?

>>76185822
but I'm not sleeping at night, and I distinctly remember a white haired girl...

>>76192143
your mom :D

>>76191946
You come up with a better response then mister

>>76192545
how about no response?

>>76192606
Booooring

if gura was your sister what would you do

>>76192931
goom in my pants

>>76192931
elope

>>76192931
but jokes aside, I would try to spend lots of time with her, take care of her, protect her and kill anyone who tries to harm her

>>76192931
Bully her a little.

Bae is talking about wanting to get back into making bread. Gura and her should do a collab or offcollab talking about baking.

I can hear the night time frogs outside my window!!!

>>76192931
Hard to imagine my wife as my little sister, but I guess I'd smell her dirty laundry consensually.

>>76193239
I will put buns in both of their ovens, they'll be busy baking for about 9 months!

>>76193327
>Hard to imagine my wife as my little sister
but that's the best kind of wife?

>>76193309
an all-you-can eat frog buffet...

I’ll never understand the schizos obsession with this thread.

What would Gura say if she saw this on stream
https://youtube.com/shorts/4Q7JLYcVeC8

>>76193455
*Wheeze*

>>76193309
what are they saying?

All me.

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>>76193809
>>76193309

>>76193742
Desu ne!!!

>>76193809
>>76193885
Actually it was me

>>76179590
No, she doesn't care at all. Actions speak louder than words.

Gura thoughts.

>>76193309
Frogs are cute.

AUGH MY POOP IS BLACK

>>76194274
I think she still loves us but just isn’t a fan streaming.
It’s ok sharky. You stream when you feel like it. :3

>>76194783
So? Mine is black sometimes too what's wrong with that.

>>76193309
Very cool. I want a pet frog one day

>>76194754
The cutest.
https://youtube.com/shorts/Ctqr0RSoQY0

>>76194783
sounds like someone's not eating enough fiber/not hydrating enough

>>76194886
that's the average chumbie when no gura

>>76194806
in other words, you are not loved enough to her to stream for.

>>76194783
>>76194831
Black poop is very concerning. Either it’s from something you ate heavy in green/blue food dye, or internal bleeding. Red blood in your poop is not as concerning, could be because you’ve been wiping too much. Black blood in your poop is much more concerning. It means somewhere along your digestion there’s a leak of blood coming out and it’s black because the blood isn’t as fresh - meaning the internal bleeding is deep inside you somewhere. If you have it for more than a few days, then schedule a doctors appointment.

>>76195401
Whatever helps you cope with your mental illness. Unironically seek a therapist.

>>76195411
I use a drink mix that has blue dye in it, I'm fine.

>>76194886
These are probably not the frogs I hear in my neighborhood, that sounds terrifying.

>>76195523
I fucking wish they'd stop putting dyes into drink mixes btw I like when my drink mixes look like water, I LIKE WATER, it's a waste of an ingredient and probably makes it cost more and is worse for me fuck OFF

>>76195881

was watching Smiling Friends on youtube and saw Gura in the chat!

>>76195586
https://www.animalspot.net/frogs-in-us
Click your state and see! I was surprised to see how many were in my state.

>>76196176
Gura was a tranny all along?!

>>76196419
She actually was a little boy....

playing my first monster hunte game (world) and i want to like sword and shield but it feels like my attacks are weightless. i wish there was a middle ground between it and greatsword/hammer that had more weight but wasn't too complicated like a lot of the weapon types

>>76196188
I don't actually live in the states. I live in Atlantic Canada. The Maine frogs are probably the closest I hear here.

>>76196677
Switchaxe is not that hard to learn and it looks cool.
t. GS user.

>>76196677
I never played monster hunter but when I’ve watched videos of it, that’s the impression I get from the combat in general.

Gura has the voice of a prepubescent boy.

>>76190730
Because OPM is popular so it’s got a bunch of fans that aren’t okay with lolicon
However the fanbase will praise One Hurricane even though it has undeniable shotacon in it

>>76196916
I hate switch axe cause it reminds me of bloodbourne which i do not like

>>76197051
Why don’t you like BB? I never had the playstation to play it

>>76197121
I don't have a playstation to play it and thus dislike it on principle. I will start liking it when it gets ported to pc and not before

>>76197179
Based.

>>76197227
I will never stop hating exclusives, if they don't want me to hate their games all they have to do is not make them exclusive, it's that simple

I remember the first time I played Monster Hunter. It was for the PSP.
I never played a game like this and chose the GS because I thought it was cool and easy to use. I loved that I could unga bunga smash then I actually started to get good with it.

>>76197418
Apparently Final Fantasy sales did so poorly that they got permission to sidestep their Sony exclusivity and port it to everywhere else. I think it’s because of how hard Sony and Microsoft dropped the ball on console scalpers. Not enough people were able to get the console and no longer care, thus making their user base abysmal.

>>76189977
I think it's pretty whorish to lead so many guys on and try to make them emotionally attached to you while pretending to be alone and lying through omission.

>>76196677
Lance. It has weight to it but also isnt complicated.

>>76197831
Sony is learning firsthand that their market is dying to the PC market, and the PC market hates exclusives, AND they also hate it when corporations try and force people to do things a specific way.

>>76197764
Been playing since freedom and I've only ever used the hammer and hunting horn. There's just something extremely satisfying about bashing a monsters head in.

>>76195472
Not him, but there's very little chance that he's wrong. If Gura cared about us, she would want to talk to us and so she would stream. It's no coincidence that she stopped streaming after she got all these sponsorships and collabs. She doesn't even need money anymore, and so that's why she stopped. We just aren't important to her.
Honestly, the mentally ill one is you, anon. There's no logical reason to believe that Gura still cares about her fans. There's no evidence for it at all.

>>76197764
I remember torrenting freedom unite for my psp but then my isp cut me off and sent me a cease and desist. The fuckers

>>76198081
I messed with lance a little and I'm liking the feel of it thanks

>>76198641
I have something little that you’ll like the feel of, chumbie

>>76198641
Learn how to charge around like a pissed of triceratops and you'll be gold chumbie.

Gura's tummy told me another secret.

>>76198867
Feed me

>>76198321
>There's just something extremely satisfying about bashing a monsters head in.
I play the charge blade for a somewhat similar reason. It's so much fun countering attacks with guard points and bouncing back and fourth between attacking and blocking. Very satisfying to me.

We're always there for her, but she is never there for us.
She doesn't even bother communicating, that's how little we mean to her.
The more love you give her, the less she gives in return.

>>76193309
I heard them too while out on patrol tonight chumbie, all started ribbiting when I drove past the lake in my cart and then louder and faster when I got out to walk around
I sent a video to my friends, they said it was true incelcore

Wilds will finally add the accel axe to mainline. Trust the plan.

You now remember Yian Kut-Ku. This asshole was my first wall that made me feel bad at this game.

can someone make a baby shark soundpost

Gura felt lonely and thought streaming was wasting her life and youth.
She said she was worried about getting older. She said she didn't want to be cooped inside her bedroom anymore. She said she wanted to get new hobbies.
She's a young woman and it's clear she wants what all young women want.
And now she spends all her time with other people that aren't you. It doesn't take a genious to understand what's going on and what she's doing.
Did you really still think she watches youtube all day? She literally told us she doesn't. Why didn't you listen?

>>76199381

>>76198945
Want me to drag my balls across your face? Make you feel better.

>>76199501
that's a baby shark but I meant a baby shark of gura singing the baby shark song soundpost from the taiwan concert

Remember when she said she wanted to be more vocal about being there for us?
Why did she lie?

>>76199633
Y-Yes…

>>76199496
Anon... I think you're getting even more schizophrenic than she is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laG7O1SWFiQ

>>76199496
>genious

There's no reason to think Gura didn't become a normalfag. It's what she wanted. She wants a normal life and she doesn't want her fans in it at all.

>>76199320
I actually miss him and qurupeco. Hope they bring them both back someday.

Gura is the Gawracious Gawrdian of the West

>>76198945
Skip to the part where you lose your shit and start cuckposting. Its mind numbingly boring going through this same song and dance you do every fucking night for over a year now. You are painfully predictable.

The year is almost half over and Gura's only chosen to spend around 30 hours with us.
How the hell are you able to convince yourself that she still cares about you?

Why do you think she's honest when she's broken her word over and over again?
Is it because you have nothing else in your life except this and so you need it to be true?

>>76200348
As always, the Pajeet cripple's got his router config page pulled up in advance
I believe in you meido-kun! Ganbatte!

>>76200353
>>76200515
Get new material you hack.

>>76179590
>Definitions for a "Shark" include a person who unscrupulously exploits or swindles others.

Umm anon she's literally a shark.....

I watched 28 Days Later for the first time yesterday. I thought it was ok. Some parts were a little slow but not terribly so. I didn’t really like how the message was “humans are worse than monsters” because I feel like that’s really overdone, but it gets a slight pass since it’s older. I also didn’t really like the ending, I feel like the movie was trying too hard to show how the mc has become more of a killer - but it came off too unrealistic. I really enjoyed the beginning, how alone and helpless it makes you feel, and how the first zombie is encountered by the mc. The makeup was really good too. Zombies looked very scary. I’m excited to watch 28 Weeks Later next.

>>76200924
28 weeks later is worse, but enjoy your time anyway

>>76200924
>>76201153
I heard there's a third one in the works, but I don't have much hope of it not being ruined

>>76201250
That’s how I feel about the next Aliens movie too. I really want to see an Aliens movie where they make it to Earth. There’s like a whole 10 minutes in the last AVP movie where it shows the Xenomorphs laying siege to a suburb, but I want the whole movie to be that. Also in different time periods too. Like a cowboy Aliens movie, and a medieval Aliens movie, and an Italian Renaissance Aliens movie, and a WW2 Aliens movie. But Hollywood doesn’t have a creative bone left in its body unfortunately.

goob morning

>>76202725
Ello and goob morning faggot

Gura wanted me to let you guys know that her pucci is bushy right now.

Alright, I’m gonna say.
Goob booba goo gooba ba booba gooba.

>>76204198
Based goobaposter

>>76203434
fuck off anti

>>76203434
I will shave it for her
In exchange for the right to keep some before-and-after shots

So now I'm an anti for passing a message on for Gura? The nerve of chumbies these days...

>>76204528
gura nipple

>>76204528
Why do you have a picture of my wife naked

>>76204631
Oyasame

>>76204631
sleep tight buddy

>>76204631
Rest in cunny

>>76190927
This image made me audibly say "cute!" and my coworker looked at me funny. Now he thinks I'm some kinda fag.
I blame you!

>>76204758
Tell him you were looking at a picture of his mom

>>76204847
No...it's too late. He gave me the look of disgust. It's over...

>>76204631
Goobnight, can't soundpost cause at work

>>76204908
RIP this chumbie's masculinity
To redeem yourself (You) must acquire and bang at least three fembuds

>>76204631
sharkdreams

>>76204758
I once called something cute in front of my brother and he literally recoiled with disgust and that's when I stopped talking to other humans.

>>76205297
That's what I mean. Why are guys so afraid to admit cute things are cute?

To any fembuds reading this:
I don’t know who you are I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for financial security, I can tell you I have no money. But what I do have is a very particular set of dick and balls. If you suck me off now, that’ll be the end of it. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fuck you.

I heard an animal screaming outside my window just now. It likely wasn't frogs.
It was likely a cat, they're still going at it.

>>76205727
Catfights are cool.

>>76205727
I think they're done now. Someone died here. It's too early in the morning for birds to be chirping like this...

>>76205980
They’re probably having cat sex.

Gura should have been a dolphin.

>>76205561
For once I ask this in earnest: are you a fembud? I ask because it's kind of hard to explain to women, because our instincts, motivations and brain chemistry are so different
The short answer is that, evolutionarily, it has to do with being guarded, focused and in control of your emotions, because men with those traits are more dependable in times of need or crisis, and therefore better able to serve the tribe. This is also why males will bully other males who are weird into being normal - to make sure that they're in fighting shape, basically.
Personally, as a chud who really likes cute things, I can strongly empathize with both sides. Bottom line is that it can be fine, it's a matter of not seeming like a fag when you do it, i.e. giving a more paternalistic vibe rather than basically squeeing and fawning. That's more conducive to nurturing something, ergo feminine

>>76205980
I often hear 2 cats screaming, hissing and then silence during the night

>>76206260

>>76206337
Nigga this is NOT how you flirt with girls. Learn from the pro and talk about how you’re going to find them and fuck them.

I've heard a cat fight a racoon in my backyard. It wasn't my cat. I haven't had a cat in years.

I don't unerstand... why don't the bigger ones just EAT the smaller ones?

GURA SOON!

>>76206618
yeah next month on her birthday!

>>76206401
Too bad nekonote went mostly inactive.

>>76206658
Do you think Gura will ever make another “I’m back” stream?

Gura
Wife

>>76206606
Are you talking about Xenomorphs, mister? If so, it’s because all of them have a loyalty to their queen, who is actually the biggest one of them all.

>>76206606
Alright Lrrr, relax.

Whats going on with gura?
Why did she stop streaming?

What are the RRats?

>>76206936
Nothings been said that hasn’t already been speculated. There’s no more rrats. Only the strongest chumbuds remain. You now realize you’ve entered the lion’s den, and the chumbies are lusting for blood. Watch your step, tourist

>>76206936
This tourist looks kinda cute. Do you want to be my ryona slut replacement until Gura comes back? T o T

>>76204644
One of the perks of being Gura's messenger.

>>76206516
With all the girls (or "girls") I see rp'ing in rule34 comments begging to be sent rape threats to get off to and how often I see that rape fantasies are very common for women, you might be onto something

>>76179250
such an erotic child

i want gura to pucker out and press her butthole against my eyeball and fard.

I have to wake up in 4 hours for work…

>>76207467
Can relate
Ganbatte cute nocturnalbud

>>76207415
Like those machines they have at the eye doctor?

>>76207521
I hate those things so much

>>76207521
yeah, but instead of mapping the surface and shape of my eye, she just coats my eye in wet shit particles, then I can roll my eyes and move them around and thus get her essence and cells and butt mucus inside my body, behind my eyes, and into my brain. i'd die of sepsis, happy. FART INTO MY OPEN WOUNDS GURA.

she'll never understand how much i love her. :<

>>76200924
I wouldn't say humans are worse than monsters, but obviously they're all a bunch of petty manipulators trying to get money/women. It's only a matter of time before they cross each other and start infighting.

>>76206606
I think Gura might relate a bit to Scruffy The Janitor

>>76197831
>>76198219
You could just check sales instead of talking out your ass. Despite the first 2-3 years being awful with them shipping out consoles they are actually keeping pace with the ps4 without the drop in price or release of a ps5 slim.
Square enix on the other hand is just throwing shit at the wall hoping something sticks. Forspoken, Avengers, Guardians, all multiplatform all flops. Why are people forgetting that they’ve never truly been console exclusive. Most of their games are multiplatform, and almost every final fantasy was multiplatform. Square enix has some of the most recognizable franchises but they were never a sales juggernaut which they seem to have forgotten. FF16 is on track to be one of there 50 best selling games of all time. The last game to enter that list was Remake 4 years ago totaling 8.8 million right now. Remake is also the best selling FF game since 15 which sold 10 million across 3 different rereleases.
To put in perspective God of War ragnarok sold 15 million units which is better then every game they’ve ever released except FF14.
This is the fucking Palword shit all over again the game that has pokemon shaking in it’s boots because it’s multi platform. Currently has 14k players on steam.
Studios, publishers, and “gamers” are losing their mind over normal numbers. 5 years ago these would be great numbers. Let’s put this into perspective the switch is currently the fastest selling console ever and on track to be the best selling console ever and they consider 4 million for FE three houses an absolute win.

WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

>>76205561
Because that’s gay and I mean that unironically. You keep that in the deepest recesses of your mind

>>76206337
A lot of words to say it’s gay.

>>76208558
The weekend is over so threadshitters are stuck going back to their shitty miserable jobs leaving real chumbies in peace.

>>76208558
Dunno

>>76207757
The worst things humans do, animals do instinctively on a grand scale.

>>76208552
I'm not reading this post. Summarize it.

>>76209019
Gura hate fans, love money.

>>76209034
The post isn't even about Gura, retard.

>>76201250
>white man is bad guy releasing zombies into a pit
>woman is good guy
>trans black character helps her out
>they are all br*tish
GRIM.

>>76209051
Sony hate fans, love money.

>>76209051
He only has one mode of shitpost. Pls andustand

>>76208814
You're implying a difference but there's none. Humans also behave instinctively on a grand scale.

>>76209111
Do sony fans even exist???

>>76209078
It's destroying society, making all women prefer bad boys.

>>76208761
I'm so glad I'm not a thirdworlder so I can post from work

>>76209019
People talking about sales are dumb, and people talking about exclusivity are even dumber. “Biggest game in the world” palword that’s going to kill pokemon because pc barely averages 20k players now. Talking out they ass

>>76209175
No clue what even goes on with /v/ these days.

>>76209331
I don't like exclusivity because I can't play the game and I absolutely refuse to buy consoles to be able to. I don't give a shit about sales numbers other than the vague hope that me and others like me not buying the game will encourage companies to think twice before they take exclusivity deals, which is apparently working, since as you say so many games are multiplatform now. Ideally enough people would refuse to buy consoles that they quit being made entirely.

How much force would be required to penetrate Gura's anus?

>>76209213
>Making all women prefer bad boys
It’s been that way since the media started implying white collar men are boring and possibly abusive

>>76209331
I feel kinda bad for dino gura anon, his work will now only be used by a handful of autists
At least he got his place in Guristory immortalized by that stream and was crowned king by his oshi, dude still won hard overall

>>76209476
>Now
These games have been multi platform since the 90s. Multiple studios have signed exclusivity deals in the last few years. Nintendo still won’t allow them to release anywhere else, Sony sometimes allows releases on pc

>>76209729
Nintendo should really release their games on pc so I won't have to deal with sub hd res, sub 30 fps or other graphical catastrophes. I don't think graphics are the be all for what qualifies as a good or worth while game but I don't like to but I will invoke current year if I have to.

>>76209878
You should emulate Nintendo games. Stop giving them money, it's the only way things will change.

>>76209522
He probably expected it to die to be real. While palword was still popular pokemon did a countdown to the Pokémon Z teaser which included almost every spinoff they ever made. There’s a reason they keep going back to the standard formula. Anyone not a Nintendo hater could see that

Goob morning

>>76209918
I do. Recently finished ttyd, might play wind waker next.

>>76210103
Thank you chumbie.

>>76206236
Animal fights are scary

>>76209878
Alright anon let’s say they do that. What do the studios get out of this? Their biggest games have a 5-7 year release schedule, and smaller games take 2-3 years. This is the same length as other modern “AAA” titles but what other studios consider a flop they take as a success. Games would take longer to release and would need to sell more to warrant sequels. Best example ff16 sold 3 million in a few months flop, calls into question a sequel. Octopath traveler 2 million more then deserving of a sequel. You’d wipe half their libraries overnight

>>76210103
Based, TTYD and Wind Waker are gems

>>76210071
Goob night

>>76210071
Morning fembud
Don't mind the stickiness I came inside you while you slept, hope you don't mind
Say "thank you Daddy"

*farts*