/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76176502
To all First Stage Production auditioners.
I have some reliable source(s) that the people moving forward have been selected and that the emails have been sent during this past weekend (it's already Monday in Japan).
To everyone selected, congratulations! It was a much harder audition than last time.
And if you didn't get picked, don't feel bad.
They are going for people with bigger PLs this time around.

Fuck males do not collab or interact with males!

Tierlists: https://tiermaker.com/create/active--asp-ies-from--here--again-16631934

>>76176546
spbp

>>76176546
fuck males
do not collab or interact with males
ONLY fuck them
fuck them and discard them like the useless males they are

>>76176143
I'm old fashioned so I really enjoy Daiya x Keitaro, Elliot x Xia, Chrii x Camui, Ace P x Comet with Slushy watching in the backround on the cuck-chair, Lance x His wife, and lately I started to ship Alpin x Albert, Gobb x Skab and Fwofie x Cheen

>>76176546
this is true

>>76176532
>They are going for people with bigger PLs this time around.
Motherfucker how big do they want? Zander is HollowVA who already had 100K subs on YT.

Bonni...

/asp/ is /wasp/
Same groomers
Same schizos
Same stupid bitches that never learn

rrrrrrrrrr

>>76176621
basil asmr roleplay as bratty scaramouche when

>>76176700
I thought cats didn't like any sort of lewd or parasocial stuff?

>>76176779
name the groomers

>>76176678
I guess I should've said ONLY.
Half the people in FSP were smaller than most aspies here.

>>76176432
just because I talk to viewers one on one doesnt mean I'm erping with them going *pins you down, but sure have your (Yous) since you clearly need them

>>76172418
case and point, you ruined your bait. next time dont talk like a ESL monkey if you're trying to crab

>>76176861
never played genshin impact

Why are you so far away from me?
I need help
And you're way across the sea
I could never groom you
I think it would be wrong
I've got your DMs
You've got my stream

>>76176894
It's a convoluted mess that doesn't matter in the slightest, just want bratty shota that kind of wants to kill you but gets flustered easily

>>76176884
That's pretty disappointing then that they're not willing to take on smaller creators anymore.

>>76176885
Love your show, can I get a (You) too?

>>76177019
It is pretty good huh.. Doesn't deserve the hate especially when Prime exists

>>76177013
Some people from Gen 1 said they were lucky they got picked and that they probably wouldn't have been successful if they had applied this time around.
It's just how it is.

>>76176867
Welcome to 2024 son

>>76177097
I just kind of don't see the point if you're an already established creator of joining a corpo. You can't let others know about your PL so there's no cross polination of audiences. You have the money and connections already made that you can advertise yourself as an indie. But instead you're now letting some suit take a cut of the work you could have done without them taking a cut? I just don't get it?

>>76176885
Expanding upon the grammar thing, I follow a few people on Twitter who basically will type like this:
>this is an example sentence. The capitalization is all over the place. sometimes there is reddit spacing like this
>
>
>and then there will be normal formatting like this
>
Sometimes they'll use punctuation and sometimes they won't. They'll have these inconsistencies all in one post sometimes. It's all over the place and reeks of lack of mental glue, so to speak. I noticed these people are the openly 'unhinged' types or associate with openly 'unhinged' types. I don't trust them.

>>76177298
thank you for your wisdom anon, well wishes

>>76177290
To add, I think the only corpo that any established creator should consider joining is only Hololive because of the sheer market domination they have, no other corpo is worth it

would pump yumi full of semen

>>76177290
Because it gives you more opportunities?
Look at Hollow VA who was used as an example.
Yes he is huge, but only in the VA/ASMR community. Maybe he wanted to break into the Vtubing community but didn't know how because he had no friends or connections there?
Now you have a manager and a group. You have music producers you can work with to release covers or original songs.
And he still gets to make content on his PL (he is still selling merch and making ASMR videos) so it seems like FSP is not like Niji and is more like Holo were they let you still do side content. So where is his loss? He is still doing his solo content and making money on it, AND on top of that now he is part of a successful group and making more money thru it, even if there's people taking a cut.

>>76176700
>>76176867

why does yumi's voice sound nice to me but bonnie's accent hurt my ears?

Bonni is a sellout whore like Zenya

>>76177641
>but didn't know how because he had no friends or connections there?
Literally just put out a tweet, "Hey guys looking to start vtubing, please send over any artists, riggers, and whatever you think will help"

>>76177298
"The Danger Crew" as I've seen them referred to is pretty much all like this. Only Pantsu has any consistency to how he writes but Cody, Patchery, Ineda especially and occasionally Pafu write like they have multiple personality disorder.

>>76177740
You really think it's that easy kek.
I don't blame him for going corpo, again, what is his loss?

>>76176867
She was groomed

How do you guys keep yourselves going when you start to lose steam during a stream?

>>76177298
I'll tell you a secret: it's to keep the post within the Twitter character limit

>>76177835
>You really think it's that easy kek.
Yeah. What's there to suggest it isn't? All of us here started knowing nothing and we all know how much easier it would be with a horde of fans who already want you to succeed and would throw every resource they have at you.

>what is his loss?
Could have done the exact same thing except without contractual obligations or some suit taking 50% of his pay

>>76177943
The people I'm thinking of type like this on here too.

>>76177761
Omg why do you pay attention to how I write.. are you trying to fuck me?

>>76177968
Yeah but he'd also have to pay for his model, a manager, a music producer if he makes money, advertising, etc.
Not to mention all the FSP guys are friends with the Holo and Niji guys. Something you can't gain just from tweeting out "I want help with vtubing".

the recent threads have been ass. step up

>>76177938
Go piss drink some water grab a granola bar or banana

>>76178213
shhh we are getting out of the 1view this way!!! :talking-head: :talking-head: :talking-head:

>>76178072
No, I'm trying to avoid you.

please give me vocaroo scripts

seeing the red notification from him when i check discord makes me happier than it should

>>76178339
>>75632716

>>76177013
tbf if you're a corpo, you're more likely to hire a person with bigger numbers than a person who has barely any experience with content creation
it means the person you're hiring has an audience that would watch his type of content, they're also more experienced and are also probably more profesional.
if you wanna go corpo, you need to make content and get viewers/followers.
just streaming yourself playing games will not get you very far (unless of course you blow up just by doing that, but nowadays that is very rare).
and at that point you might wonder "why would I even go corpo then? I might as well just remain indie", then you didn't really wanna be in a corpo, you just wanted quick viewers/money.

>>76178391
I did that one already https://vocaroo.com/11UiqLVD5HQH

>>76177726
honeymoon arc. you'll get tired and move onto the next fotm, anon

To the bl pien poster no that wasnt me, yea i saw it, while you may want it what about those that we would make jealous… i want to minimize making anyone jealous, i think thats a great sin. I wanna collab with people without giving anyone brainworms that im gonna try and erp with or hit on their oshi

>>76178340
same but for her, though I am probably lower on her list

>>76178301
Damn, well let me know who you are and I’ll never interact with you.

>>76178440
wow you really hate me huh

>>76178485
Geltaran

>>76178458
just double, triple, quadruple text her!

>>76178126
You know how a corporation works right? The talents make enough money to cover the costs of a model, a manager, a music producer, advertising, etc. He was already a successful talent, he had the money
> friends with the Holo and Niji guys
This is probably the only thing I can think of that you can't do without corpo vetting but I don't think it's worth the cost. Being in what is probably a 2 year contract, sitting as a low-mid 3 view with half of your pay taken away from you with probably mandatory streaming hours per week? Maybe if they plan to just do their time, use the corpo as a springboard for social and corporate connections and then ditch I could see it being worthwhile. But every minute streamed under contract is a minute you could have streamed under your own brand

>Go on twitter
>See a woman
>She objectively has less going on creatively than I do
>More followers
Hate twitter

Should I just stop streaming? Is that what you all want? Will that make you happy?

>>76178605
Yes

>>76178391
You replied to him in less than a minute, do you just have that post on hand or something?

>>76178494
nta but I would fill you full of baby batter you damn semen demon

QB is reading
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

>>76178567
fem buff applies to many more things than twitter

>>76178622
Why? Is there anyway I could improve to get even 1 viewer

>>76178567
This is the exact same as
>art post on reddit : 5 uplikes
>art post on reddit but with conventionally attractive girl next to it: 20k heartdoots

>>76178696
Nah I've seen some of the woman from /here/ who stream unless they're selling their sex they don't get the same freebie for being cute every so often in their tweets

>>76178732
No

>>76178605
I dont even know who you are, anonymous.

>>76178735
I don't "have to use reddit" in the same way I "have to use twitter" but yes same shit and I remember pointing out the double standard to a redditor when I was a teen and being told to go fuck myself hate the internet

>>76176700
Who is the artist?

>>76177735
Based. Remember /asp/, if things aren't working out the way you wanted them to it is okay to re-evaluate your plan. Don't let yourself get stuck slamming your head against a wall because of your own unfounded pride

>>76178340
I wish I could text him but I ruined everything
I guess I never change

>>76178675
if you were that anon it'd be hotter but sorry for being such a semon demon~

>>76178340
Then reply to me.

>>76178778
I'm the one person who streams often and has zero viewers while linking here

>>76178928
damn brat, it's almost like you want correction

God damn relationship larpers actually drive me fucking nuts it is just vague posting with no actual fucking evidence to back up you have anything in your life and the amount of you that type like women pining over mid-males is impossible fucking stop stroking your cocks for 10 seconds please

>>76178567
MARKET
YOURSELF
BETTER
if you TRULY are as creative as you claim then you'll eventually get attention IF YOU PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE FOR THE WORLD TO SEE IT
Dont bitch and complain when a girl does anything. A girl can fart once and be talked about forever compared to a guy who can kill himself and nobody would know or care

>>76178928
Do you do custom vocaroo prompts?
Asking for a friend me.

name a chuuba who doesn't have a wiggly

>>76179081
Shouldn't you know everyone who doesn't have a wiggly?

>>76179081
Me.

>>76179058
I am allowed to be upset that being a cute girl on the internet will get someone more attention than me being myself on the internet while also posting art or trying to reach out to others (and getting ghosted)

>>76179081
people still care about these things?

>>76179030
the relationships here are all just vacuous e dating and sexting. Its genuinely pathetic
If you're not dropping everything to go move in together you're not in a relationship

>>76178965
nudge nudge wink wink

>>76179060
i do, but depending on how personalized the request + how lewd i charge money. but that shouldnt be a problem for you if u want something basic, i just mean really specialized longform requests.

>>76179098
nta but go to the tierlist and sort off the top of your head who does and does not have one and then go take a shower because you smell

>>76179030
It's better than having drama
Also what do you want? do you want the vagueposters to reveal themselves? yeah, because that went well last time

>>76179162
Every good chuuba has a wiggly, a spinny and a happi.

Is this song good or would it be annoying to play on stream (imagine fast paced FPS gameplay)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VP7NuI33aM

I'm trying to curate my playlists a bit more so that they turn away the least amount of people because of how polarising my music can be.

>>76179211
squibbies and yippies are also important

>>76179179
Camui...

>>76179081
yumi (i want one who do i pay to get one)

>>76179081
Can you hook Franky Akamatsu up, if you haven't already?

>>76177726
What the fuck is wrong with you. All I wish in this world is for bonnie to whisper sweet things into my ears while giving kisses to my neck and chest

>>76179253
that's DanteDaedalus, bitch

>>76179208
>What do I want
I want people to stop writing their fake ass posts longing for "him" or "here" I'm here to see other people trying to stream or answer questions on streaming or find collab partners for stream because I can find collab partners for sex in real life like a normal fucking person

>>76179198
Oh I'm not looking for lewd anything yet, just something short and somewhat basic.
Can I dm you over discord to ask for it?

boring thread

>>76179288
bonnie's accent is very off-putting to my ears, but I'm an anglo so they sound different to me

>>76179330
yeah go for it, hit me up

>>76179288
She sounds fat as fuck

>>76179378
Tierlist of people who sound fat?

I want a pafu boobjob.

>>76179211
but not every chuuba who has those are good

>>76179378
Aren't we all fat? Its literally impossible to be skinny nowadays. We're all weebs too

>>76179417
name them

>Tierlist of people who eat food?
>Tierlist of chuubas who play video games?
>Tierlist of aspies that like the color blue vs the color red?
>Tierlist of chuubas who will play project moon games on a full moon?
>Tierlist of people who jerk off all day?

>>76179471
everyone from here with a wiggly https://tiermaker.com/create/active--asp-ies-from--here--again-16631934

>>76179458
There are some confirmed not fat people here

>>76179417
I have a wiggly and a happi but I'm not good at all

>>76179322
Be kind, anon. I've never charged anyone for a wiggly. I just like making them.

>>76179378
Excellent

>>76178567
the person with the biggest twitter here is a male stop fucking complaining

>>76179532
>be kind
>crabs in the thread
nice one dante

>>76179600
If you're counting uwoslab that's disingenuous since he's already partner you may as well count every corpo vtuber since they all use 4chan as well

>>76179655
(You)

>>76179081
Haru, he's talked about wanting one.

Me, Sterling and Regulus are drawing :D
Will do requests.

While Progression might've been cancelled for the week, we will get our cardboard fix! It's been a while since we revisited actual Yugioh, so let's see what's changed!

https://www.twitch.tv/wiplashvt

>>76179822
https://www.twitch.tv/gscha_

>>76179823
Explain

>>76179823
>inb4 describe how you want to impregnate me anon uwu

>>76179655
Dante isn't nice himself so

>>76179873
explain what

>>76179958
Why you placed them there

>>76179702
this guys a retard

>>76180000
what's there to explain

>>76179702
johann/meat whatever the hell you want to call him is at 50k which is double uwos

>>76179823
Why am I gross?

Okay this brings up a good question.
Ignoring Twitch, which chuubas have the biggest side channels/profiles?
Who has the biggest
>Twitter
>YouTube
>Tik Tok

we need more girls in glasses

>>76180157
which one are you

>>76179081
gobbcubus
i've been trying to make animated emotes but i'm so bad at it.

>>76180180
Twitter Johann YouTube Layla
Proof that Twitch is the only metric that matters

Ranked fucking sucks but it can be fun sometimes. Does anyone else play ranked matches of any competitive game here? I like watching highly skilled gameplay but it can be of any game really not necessarily competitive multiplayer.

>>76180252
>Layla
She doesn't even have 1k.

>>76180195
You're fucking ass at making tier lists if you want me to out myself too

>>76179823
>not on here
im a failure of a man

>>76180335
if you're fuwacoco or pittie its because you're a tranny

>>76179823
But we're getting married.

>>76180252
Iriya has the biggest YouTube channel

>>76180253
i play kind of high level tekken ranked sometimes

>>76180411
You have trans women and voice changers in your upper tiers...

>>76180497
Actually its
https://www.youtube.com/@UwosLab/

>>76180530
such as?

Serious question: Who's the most skilled gamer in /asp/?
Please provide backup for any claims

when will shania be added to the tierlist

Mama x Yumi, call that yumibume

>>76180253
I was top 100 in showdown ladder once

>>76180629
Haru plays lots of games on those "hardest games ever" lists and almost always clears them in one stream.

>>76180629
me. just look at this clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qxX5KhCpTk

>>76180046
Your reasoning?

>>76180665
Shania is weird

>>76180671
>didn't call the ship mamamia
you are never allowed to name anything ever again

what's yumi's policy on lewd art

I want to marry rura and give her a greencard

>>76180760
who isn't?

>>76180825
she craves it

>>76179823
now put the rest of the girls on here

>>76180000

>>76180781
i think it’s cute how mama tries to shill yumi’s throne and puts on a findom persona for it desu. its awkward but its kyuuuut

>>76176428
It's not me posting with that tripcode.
>>76176177
Thanks for the drawing!

>>76180934
Oh shit the quad was in this very thread kek

I need more buff men in maid outfits with big blushes on their faces

>>76176867
It's what happens when you get commissioned art from Kumagummi

>>76179823
stop tryna put a baby in me! that's reserved for fictional video game men only

>>76181090
I don't like Gumpai she unfollowed me

>>76181171

Gobb, I want to make a ghosblin (ghost goblin) baby with you. Are you saying my yuri dreams will never come to fruition? Will I never get to run my ectopussy on your goblitty?

>>76181203
she dms me to ask me if I am doing ok

>>76176546
Kinda funny Gumpai is on this no males grind when she has collabed with quite a few on her streams, she's fine with you until she throws you in the unfollow pile or her block list.

>>76181238
No! Unless YOU'RE the one carrying it to term, I find birth horrifying.

>>76181303
Hate her so much it's unreal

>>76181320

I’ll carry your babies to term then~ when we eat licking?

>>76181303
She collabed with Patchey

>>76181445
she also hates patchey last is checked

You're my good little girl, aren't you? Come sit in daddys lap and let him wrap his hands around you.

Mama Ubume getting mating pressed while giving an internal handjibber at the same time.

>>76181802
Based

>>76181445
Wasn't that his first stream appearence ever?

>>76181858
>while giving an internal handjibber at the same time
whoa. impressive

>>76181858
WHAT

>>76181858
violet what the fuck

>>76181943
She's a ghost

>>76181858
LMAO

>>76181858
Hooooot

>>76181858
based

>>76181858
violet is fucking based now
when is the next stream brother
also, enjoy vacations

>>76181802
wtf I love gumpai now

>>76181858
Well there's another one I'm never interacting with.

>>76181802
Patchey tried to cuck Fuza like he did Shvah

>>76181858
Do you not know how to spoiler an image you retard? This is a blue board

>>76181943

I special requested it. I think the best hentai does what we can’t do in normal pornography. It pushes the boundaries of the possible. It visualizes that which is impossible to capture on film. It is part of why I went with a ghost character — lots of fun things can be done with transparency, with being able to phase in and out of things. And, busting makes me feel good. I think Violet did an absolutely fantastic job and they did it in under a few hours too.

>>76182129
He cucked Camui with Fuerio too

>>76181303
She never unfollowed me, I removed her when I got sick of her shit

>>76179081
I settled for a neco arc dance instead.
Plus pixelart of a wiggly sounds like a pain in the ass.

>>76181858
I thought violet was gay...

Wait Violet is not a tomboy?
It’s a guy??!

>>76182419
all fem coded males are rampant fuckers who will put their dick anywhere

>>76181445
So do a lot of people.

>>76182464
Blocked all of them, thanks

>>76182171
based mama...

>>76181858
I like that you wrote "SPLurT" in vaguely cum-shaped bubble letters, that is a nice detail lol

>>76182171
>And, busting makes me feel good.

>>76181831
You're gonna have to STOP this while my hormones are in overdrive

Oh boy looks like someone posted my art here. (I swear it wasn't me this time I know how to use cat box.)
Glad to know people liked it, I hope u//u

>>76176546
Your general failed, schizotard. Don't contaminate this place with more of the same.

>>76182743
Wait was it mama herself??? NOOO MAMA

>>76182743
Draw Daiyataro porn next

>>76181831
ouuuughhhhh

>>76182790
rip mama, dead for real now

>>76182790
Rip in Rip mama. Killed twice.

boring.

>>76180900
i wouldnt say craves but i do like it..

Mama deserved it, I hope she never returns

/soc/ transition completed, see you next thread

>>76182936
Hope there will never be a next thread

>>76182936
next bake will be /asp-soc/ if these fuckers don't make it in time

none of you fucks are gonna make it if you don't stop crabbing and engaging in petty bullshit

Stalker ( do i have to call you that... cant you be something non degrading, actually maybe thats your kink i wont shame) thanks for the maro i have highlighted it, thanks!

>>76180253
i play Dominions 6: rise of the pantokrator pretty well but im trying to get less comp and try hard about it, and its on the back burner for a while.

Any women want to talk to me? I'm feeling really vulnerable rn.

>>76176502
I want to erupt my sticky cream all over yumi's feet after she is done pleasing me with them!

>>76182171
Based dumb hag, endlessly entertaining as always

>>76178536
I know this isn't real because Geltaran is one of my best friends despite me being unhinged

so patchey will bring back rin?

>>76183296
Sorry, I only talk to guys who are interested in me but pretend not to be, save for very brief instances of flirtatious banter that makes my heart race.

>>76183392
rin died of ass cancer

>>76183296
Me too :c

>>76183318
I expect cum tributes.

regulus sounds like a femboy

I Love My Gooner Gang :3c

>>76183582
ew

>>76183582
its cute but not sexy

>>76182795
I only do nsfw of others if they ask for it. (On Twitter dms)

>>76183582
no only good girls that give me degrading asmr about crushing my balls get tributes

>>76183600
he's so cute I want to crush him

>>76183651
>>76183665
>>76183679
stop falling for posters

>>76183582

...hot

>>76183353
Thanks for admitting geltaran is a schizoid

>>76180900
https://files.catbox.moe/uhcvjc.png

>>76183738
children are gross anon.

>>76183753
thanks for taking the thing I said and turning it into a whole other sentence

>>76183392
Pretty sure Patchey is Rin

>>76183772
Nice

>>76183796
she is a children too, the fuck are you talking about.

>>76183077
Thank you, I really appreciate it. (It's pretty good, isn't it?)
Good luck tonight.

>>76183831
patchy sounds nothing like rin

>>76183831
they sound nothing alike
https://youtu.be/ACZ64Lfuos0?si=4BEsiEmXYHfDS3Vo

I'm Rin

stalker-chamma you can just ask me for highlights. You don't need to be this shy

>>76183908
rin has a similar lisp to sukadrii

>>76183983
Isn't sukadrii always saying how he was hated in his pl
Either way rin sounds black but could be sukadrii trying to mask his accent

>new woman joins community
>everyone goons over her
>she self posts non-stop flirting with everyone
>eventually starts to get crabbed
>stops selfposting as often

Why can't we have normal non attention whore sex starved women?

>>76183772
i rly wanna put that in her right now and fill her up endlessly all night in all her holes! Who else wants to run a train on yumi and leave her in a hot mess on her bed?

>>76184028
they also sound nothing alike

>>76184052
They were all run off by groomer faggot incels that can't help but screech like monkeys when they get a whiff of chuba pussy

>>76184119
Stop being rude with the incel word. Its too close to home

>>76183851
children are gross anon.

>>76183582
hot

>>76184052
>everyone
you mean everyone that replied to me?


i do two sexy vocaroos, one sexy post and everyone now thinks im a sex starved attention whore

autism speaks and it sure is loud

>>76184205
They are genuine incels though they wouldn't be acting that way otherwise
If you don't act like that then you should already know you're exempt

>>76184205
news flash, having sex, and getting a girlfriend, will not fix your life.

you need to unfuck your life yourself.

>>76183969
if he had a marshmallow or if I recognized him posting in the thread I might but I also kinda don't want to bother him

>>76184277
I like your sonic drawings.

>>76184307
I am a genuine incel though. I'm just an unlovable guy. There's just something seriously wrong with me I think. That something so simple for most people is impossible for me.

>>76184052
Because if you don't make it clear enough how much you want to make everyone coom, if you never encourage the shitty behaviour of "let's jork our gumps boys!" and similar you are not going to make it, it seems.
And, if anybody tries to even reason with you, they are the horrible angry men with torches and pitchforks ready to ruin your life, not somebody who tries to have an argument, after all, you are pretty clever girl who has a lot of deep ideas and has used her time wisely just unwinding now on a hobby, and you can fully realize how obnoxious everyone is towards you, even if they never knew who you are, because the reality is that they all probably have watched every single one of your VODs or something like that.
Just be patient, she will learn to be less of an abrasive kid, and understand at some point what was already told to her, that we are vtubers not fucking viewers, and that her constant self-centered posts mean nothing when their intrinsic value is equal to zero.

Will you take the rumi pill?

>>76184119
Stop being rude with Americans

>>76184315
What about my life is fucked?
Maybe I wouldn't feel like shit all the time if people like you weren't so damn judgemental.

>>76184052
Yumi is doing it to herself she is acting desperate.
It’s funny cause growing on asp is easy as a female, you’ll get your gooners no matter what. She should try to be a slut on other sites, and open an onlyfans.

>>76184277
self post >>76184063

Iriya was right. Males are scum.

>>76184478
nah

>>76184277
the autistic sonic drawing you post imply you're just as autistic and that's hotter than any vocaroo. tell me about your special interests in a vocaroo please

>>76184491
iriya is the biggest scum

>>76184491
The dumb cunts that fall for groomer tactics are worse anon. If they didn't validate the pathetic males then we wouldn't have these issues. Two sides of the same shit covered coin.

You know that girl will cause trouble, probably fuck someone from here and there will be drama, it's always the same people, always the same drama, always the same outcome
This place is boring

>>76184571
>This place is boring
Change it, then.
>b-but (excuse because making efforts is complex)

>>76184315
This is something I already know. But I'm more fucked than you realize. I'm incompatible with life. I'm just not right.
Telling myself that the thing I need is a girlfriend is literally the only thing that keeps me going.
If a girl threw herself at me I would turn her down. The risk of that not satisfying me and realizing I'm just an unfixable fucked in the head mess would ruin me.
The abstract goal of having a girlfriend is more important than actually getting one.
I know this because I use to have no goals.
I just didn't eat or get out of bed.
So don't take that away from me.
Its all I have

>>76184618
One anon can only do so much against a team of terminally online permavirgins

>>76184618
/wasp/ was good because it kept whores there, now it imploded and they're here again

>>76184441
>acting desperate
for what? male attention? if i wanted male attention why havent i spammed ASMR streams or GFE instead of sonic content...

if you're only excuse of this is 'well you posted horny in a /asp/ thread!!11' yeah i was turned on and i posted

>onlyfans
go back to twitter xe/xim

>>76184618
not that anon but you can't wrangle that many retards at once.

Also we're not paid to do that.
You're content flopping around in your own fecal matter, that's what you'll do forever.

>>76184571
we'll see wont we

>>76184679
Yeah you act desperate to get coomers here.

>>76184755
act desperate implies that i am continuously doing so, if you dont see specific sonicposting it isnt me. stop falling for bait and getting mad at people pretending to be me newfag,
if you were here previous threads you'd know my style of posting.

guys watch me avoid having drama and making my best to own the haters
>proceeds to shit all over the place

>>76184679
>yeah i was turned on and i posted
This is a thread for aspiring vtubers

I like Yumi but the other girls traumatized me. She's going to either stop posting come next week and probably start unfollowing all the males and such. I can't get myself to support her because of that... I'd cry.

>>76184843
Hi Patchey

the only one for me is Mint Fantome

>>76184679
if there's anything my lengthy experience with the internet has taught me it's that:

>autistic sonic fan
>horny girl willing to interact with strangers for "fun"
is often a recipe for disaster.
Also
children are disgusting and as such, so are you.

>>76184830
Never seen this big pick me girl vibes since lavandel, but at least she wasn’t a slut

>>76184853
Wrong. Its a community. Most of us don't give a fuck about making money. We want to be friends with each other. If you don't like that fuck off.

Purple vtubers were a mistake.

>>76184853
yeah say that to all the crabs, all the trolls, all the people falseflagging, all the loli arguments, we can go all day

all this crabbing just makes me want to follow her desu

>>76184963
agreed

>>76184891
we finally got our very own chris chan

>>76184950
nono, you don't get it, she isn't a pick me, she is...

>>76184491
He was right in the sense that men are boring coombrain niggers

I repeat:

>new woman joins community
>everyone goons over her
>she self posts non-stop flirting with everyone
>eventually starts to get crabbed
>stops selfposting as often

Why can't we have normal non attention whore sex starved women?

>>76184854
if she stops posting or unfollows anyone it's because you deserve it for being retarded assholes incapable of not crabbing every single new girl

Someone should just make an AI art lora of Yumi and let people unload their jizz on her that way, away from this thread.

hey everyone I just bought some peach rings and im on the way home what did i miss

I wish you could practice being shameful and actually speak like adults.
I know you motherfuckers arent below the age of 18.
Compose yourselves.
Jesus christ.

>>76184963
and fuck you

>>76185007
>>76184891
>>76184950
atleast im willing to publically talk as myself... will you guys ever act anything more than highschool girls?

>>76184679
I mean this very kindly if this actually you and not a skinwalker, for the sake of yourself and people who watch you, don't respond to bait. Schizos will dig their teeth into you once they realize you will respond to them, whether this be the typical crabbing and skinwalking or breaking containment and trying to mess with your actual streaming career. The relatively sane people who visit /here/ and watch you will view responding to bait as immature (not the good kind) behavior. I wish you the best of luck and hope you succeed in what you wish to do.
You may just view responding as having fun messing with schizos, but this will not work out in the long run, It has only ever ended poorly for people and effected them negatively.

Patchery here, I have an update on the Camui Situation.

https://vocaroo.com/13XgvuRbDqVn

>>76185201
i hope this is just a really loud fart im clicking it now

>>76185051
>"I think something is kinda annoying"
>"NO SHUT UP IT ISN'T"
>"but I think it doesn't even have anything to deal with as-"
>"NO FUCKING CRAB SHUT UP SHUT UP"
Well, there it goes my freedom of expressing my opinion. Good job, brother.

More Fallout TTW, more looting
https://www.twitch.tv/ainsliesentry

>>76185201
is this ai

>>76185349
no this is real I was in vc when he recorded it

>>76185020
Most of the girls who dont do any of this get crabbed anyways.
Damned if you do, damned if you dont

>>76185020
Name 5 chuubas who did this

>>76182733
>>76182813
https://voca.ro/17Y6F0IeiFbU
Is this what you wanted?

>>76185528
Lava, Mama, Gobb, Yumi, No fifth yet so Violet

>>76185528
Coco
Rinna
Rura
Pafu
Cats

>>76185464
If you are a girl you will never be accepted in this thread so why try this thread will only accept female viewers or drawfags because they're useful and even those are crabbed

>>76185184
people always forget the golden rule of the internet: don't feed the trolls
yes, replying to "own them" is still feeding them

it's only 8 mm diameter and 10 mts long, it's the biggest one that I could find
would that work? or do I need a thicker one?

>>76185528
gobb yumi mama lava miia elfin denpa coco rinna who else do you want me to name we are just on gen4

>>76185201
Camuis black confirmed? Is this why poppy and frenchie are into him? Do they crave the BBC?

>>76185697
All the girls are accepted here and treated as a friend though.

>>76185728
WAIT IS THIS FLANDZEN? BROTHER WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

what's yumi's socials?

>>76185791
Here? No
By some male VTubers outside of the thread? Maybe

>>76185528
It's easier to name chuubas that didn't.

>>76185732
Gobb and mama still post here tho...Coco offed herself, accurate about all the others tho. Elfin somehow pisses me off the most, came here from wasp, shilled herself hard for one day, got a 10k dono and then fucked off forever

>>76185747
the french always crave the BBC, and poppy is just a slut

>>76185841
You're the schizo harassing all the women, arent you?

>I only watch vtubers who have x y or z qualities when they speak
>30+ people watching some dude draw a loli while 50 cent plays and he has no mic

Uh-huh.

>>76185528
pittie
she went as far as fleshpost only to backfire on her for being fat

>>76185804
@YumiTomomi

>>76185905
no, I'm someone tired of your hypocrisy

>>76185844
Name 5

>>76185728
Flandzen, stop drinking. Have some water. Put your head down and just close your eyes for a while.

>>76185686
>Woman
;-; Damn

>>76185935
Cheen is an artist first, vtuber second. So when you watch a Cheen stream you watch it because you like art not necessarily vtubers

>>76185935
that's the power of being a charismatic artist, you harbor a good community
Artist love!

>>76185935
Artists get a pass the same way a girl does

>>76185973
koko ria emo chibii miriue olga milkouls mary

>>76186152
>beta college kid with a shitty mic
>spoiled brat
>incel
>generic 4chan beliefs
>constantly sad
>chat is a buzzkill 90% of the time
He's not charismatic at all

>>76186264
notmokuba but
His ccv says otherwise

>>76186074
>>76186152
>>76186182

>he draw girl that make pp hard that mean he important too

>>76186312
I think you need more words in your vocabulary than charismatic because strictly speaking he is not and I don't mean that in a bad way.

>>76185935
and every artist is a mess

>>76186433
Charisma: compelling attractiveness or charm that can inspire devotion in others.

I find Cheen charming and watch him because of that. I could go and watch an infinite number of other artists but I like Cheen specifically. How is charismatic not an appropriate word?

>cheen raided into some 4 view starcraft streamer with the most unwatchable stream ever
https://www.twitch.tv/artosis
what the fuck am I doing wrong?

>>76186699
So now you've moved onto harassing me. I didn't do jack shit to you. Leave me alone.

>>76186699
Because your brain is broken if you find that broken mess of a man "charming"

>>76186699
The guy who ends stream then makes 5 tweets that all say shit like
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
Very charming and charismatic

>>76186799
Are you okay?

>>76186876
>>76186883
Me and 29 others just did

>>76186264
just like me frfr. but seriously just like most artist, he has a chill easy going community that is fun to be in. and he's just a bro honestly
>>76186323
yea you're right. whatever you're doing makes you more important, sorry i bothered you sir

>>76179823
I mostly agree with this