/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76140853
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>76140853
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - ARMIS Lore Voice AND Gavis Bettel Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRwP76bgtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPjoKpm7xk

Sex

>>76140873
Amen.

Tonight's relay
Aruran (starting in 5 minutes) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGNP5WAwuU8
Oga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEZryI_yAvk
Hakka https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjXvi_QQFus
Astel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG1ZpuepCBA
Gamma https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4BvGCc147w
Tavi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmuzfoaAVLc
Uyu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlDGNbn864I
Izuru https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PphTzizQ90I

>>76140873
Amen.
>>76141185
Repent you heathen.

>>76141436
Additional details from /stars/ - Fuma and Uyu only singing one song and their vods will go to menshi after a week.
>>75995744
>>76103646

>>76141436
Aruran live!

I have a feeling they're gonna announce VG 3D after the relay is over

>>76141546

>>76141546
why so stingy just for one fucking song

I find it interesting when this thread acts like the stars audience wants lore content more than anything else when it's likely that's just the loud minority, since fandom types are usually loud (maybe anons are basing it on posts itt, which is an even smaller minority - myself included though)
I'm willing to bet that a majority of the viewers that buy content are yumes, just looking at stats from other, similar spaces.

>>76141831
They're not very confident in their live singing and never really do it
Which is a shame

>>76141546
apparently Uyu's throat is the reason for his

Why was pizza man moaning?

>>76141911
people love character lore, what are you smoking? its criminal that they have an RPG-focused unit in its own fantasy land and they don't do more with the concepts. people go crazy for stuff like shinri's drunk lore/armis debut lore, the times talents like magni/bettel/flayon have done individual lore, the armis DND sessions and ruze's worldbuilding, the corruption beast crumbs given with tavi's debut and talents. tactical elysium is an entire fangame expanding on lore and world immersion while creating a self-contained narrative, for fuck's sake.

>>76141952

>>76142170
kek
it's a good reaction image

>oga hitting poptalk
GO MAJIN GO YOU CAN DO IT
FASTER

I love Ougaman's SOVL

>>76141911
>>76142163
The lore genius behind Stars was fired and now is busy shilling Niji on twitter. No more lore autism for you lol

>>76141911
people will buy complete stories more than self insert scenarios. you have the whole movie and publishing industry as your proof. fans can write yume content for themselves in their own private spaces.

>>76141911
You know how some anime get forgettable filler movies with a one-off female character. This vp feels like that.

>>76142163
Everyday I pray for more manga

where the fuck is hakka? ogaman sounds so sexy out here

But who... is the missing person in Altare's photo...

>>76142826
I haven't been looking but I did see him in chat earlier

>>76142831
He's in Gen4. The missing older brother.

>>76142826
about to cum at his oshi
>>76142781

>>76142826
He's in chat

HAKKA RELAY ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/hjXvi_QQFus
https://youtu.be/hjXvi_QQFus
https://youtu.be/hjXvi_QQFus

>>76141911
I’m okay if it’s not lore, a silly scenario is okay too. I just don’t want voice packs where they’re talking to ME. It’s too cringe gomen

HAKKA LIVE NOW NOW NOW NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjXvi_QQFus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjXvi_QQFus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjXvi_QQFus

I feel like Ougaman has improved from last I heard him
Borb up next!

>>76142874
Imagine Gen4 comes out and it's revealed someone in there actually killed/unpersoned him

HE'S GOING FULL CHUUNI
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

I LOVE HAKKA'S SETUPS

>>76142987
It might make more sense for them to make a drama cd instead of a voice pack

KEK

kek

YARANAIKA

YARANAIKA

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YARANAIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Yaranaika

Jackal trained hakka, purple to purple

im fucking dying holy kek

Is it safe to say that VG 3d is cancelled after that?

>>76142163
>people go crazy for stuff like shinri's drunk lore/armis debut lore, the times talents like magni/bettel/flayon have done individual lore
blame cover for being an ass about IP. it looks like the boys have almost complete freedom for their own personal lore like magni's tofu clones but when it comes to elysium they've got it locked up tight.

>>76143257
wdym, they're performing that song!!

I know what's inside hakka. ME

>>76143326
I wrote this

YEAH! GO HAKKA!

>>76143289
They're usually performing normal version, not that one.

>zetsubou billy
OGA SANG THIS

Is the lore stuff good enough to get all of the voice packs?

He's really straining his voice...
Also kek at that voice

s-sovl...

>>76143257
wdym? its perfectly on brand

>junior cameo

I love Sleep mode

>sleep mode by rikka
i like this hakka too

he's moaning for people on the internet again

>>76143505
Getting in trouble for borderline inappropriate things? Absolutely.

I enjoy seeing the excited JP bros in chat

Hakka makes me proud

shillzoin hakka my beloved

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

I curse Japan's gaijin-killer colds. Good job Hakkers!

i think hakka just sold me on the concert. he loves his senpai so much.

ASTEL. Man, he sounds amazing.

>No model
Sasuga seaweed

For those curious what Astel was shilling at the beginning, there's a collab stream on 5/24 JST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRyO_R0VH_g

>>76143889
He wants you to focus on what's important kek

Astel is impressive as always
>>76143923
Thank you /stars/ friend

that was very emotional, astel
>get redirected to gamma
my neck hurts from the whiplash

>uyu’s orisong is too hard
>PARTY PARTY PARTY instead
Kek

OCTAVIO RELAY TELLY
https://youtu.be/SmuzfoaAVLc
https://youtu.be/SmuzfoaAVLc
https://youtu.be/SmuzfoaAVLc
>Captcha: NS KKK

TAVI ON THE RELAY WAKE UP POPPETS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmuzfoaAVLc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmuzfoaAVLc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmuzfoaAVLc

OP SONG

OCTAVIO YOU ONLY HAVE 20 MINUTES SPEEDRUN THE INTRO

OCTAVIO WE DON'T HAVE TIME

Even in the relay he's playing his theme music

HEY....HEY..?

oh he's going with current hits

i just noticed he has lyrics on the screen
he prepared for this

Octavio you beautiful beautiful tryhard

I heard the start of the song and thought Ram Ranch was gonna play

My over-achieving oshi

That's my oshi.

kek the production put into this

He's putting his octaviussy into this very hard

>>76145682
Tavi and astel are like night and day i love that both are in holostars

>Dasu
LETS GOOOOOOO FILOSTAR

I hope he does a Dasu cover one day.

>changing animated backgrounds
PRODUCTION VALUE HOLYSHIT

Best singer of holostars

wtf

What goes through his head

he's a very strong live singer, yeah

>Uyu sandwiched between octavio and izuru
>"Let's chill everyone"
UYU KEK

>Lucky star
Nostalgic...

>Uyu starts World is Mine
>Hakka explodes

>SEKAAAAAAAAI DE
>Hakka spam
kek

>>76146921
best kouhai fr

Shien was watching tavi

I tried with the edit, so if anyone else can do a better job you can yoink the sound

Holy based

Uyu... I listened to this a few days ago in years, my brain decided to remember kojika for some reason.

>>76147356
KEK, ty.

>>76147356
good job anon

izuru's raspy voice makes me feel things

Relay done. Good night, /mans/!

What now

>>76149019
vods

anime impulse peeps had fun
no bag recording? really

>>76149122
That's a lot of FAT FUCKS
>Spoiler
Seems like it

Welcome back to dead horas

anon HATE

>>76149419
:,(

anon LOVE

>>76150460
:D

>>76149122
The original koi!
also a rare uyu

What if I politely ask for Japan's Prime Minister to let Shinri stay in the country for 1 year? All even tell him they can give him a job teaching English in the countryside, as he's a very educated person.

America ya~

ARMIS LOVE~

4 days

>>76151955
S-sa-sasako?

>>76151955
10 boys

>>76152058
24 hours

1 cup

vg 3doko

La creatura

Hakka accidentally broke one of the studio camera and now all of VG have to pay it back with their bodies. So 3D will be delayed until they clear their debt

>>76141911
I bought all four actually compared to the Tempus ones. They were close and provided some context to what they do when they don't stream but I expected something like a journal or some shit. Not a POV moment

i wrote down a timestamp for a flayon sneeze but I forgot which stream was it

>>76152489
Shonen-ified Ruze

>>76152489
Why did she make him look younger? Did meeting him change how she views him?

Does Stars not have perms for WWE2k24 yet?

What an ad break
https://x.com/TykiToy/status/1792070326576419291

>>76153174
That's not his mama art. The lore video art is her's.

>>76153223
No, not even sure they asked for it to be honest

>>76153384
I'm sure they asked, but no they do not have perms (yet). Shinri wanted to make his character on stream but will have to do it on his own time instead

Hakka singing fucking Zetsubou Billy while dying from the VG virus...truly peak Holostar behaviour.
https://youtu.be/hjXvi_QQFus?t=652

>>76153174
Artist is 犬月煙, not his mama
https://x.com/takerunamito

Scoring those old man points

>>76153383
>>76153664
Oh I didn't pay attention, but I was talking about the art from his mama, I think it's for the VPs? idk, he looks a lot younger which is weird considering it's his mama, while everyone else looks the same.

Octavio schedule, they got WWE perms

>>76154411
>no pic or link
lazy
https://x.com/octavio_holo/status/1792206685282668706

>>76154577
No Pentiment no posting

>>76154411
>>76154577
Nice!

>>76154577
Ooh nice, I was craving some Jutai, and I like Gale too, so I'm looking forward to that collab.

hakkitOji...

>>76149299
thighs peropero

>>76154934
Hakkitos look like THIS??

I love Shinri

>>76155274
Hakkito's are all middle aged men that want to plow the cute birdussy....

>>76154309
Personally he looks the same to me

clown schedule (REAL) (NOT FAKE)
https://x.com/gavisbettel/status/1792217624660918328

>>76156374
>Magic kit handcam
On shit?

>>76156374
woah he's really hitting this week hard!

>>76156374
hitting this week hard i see

>>76156374
Dare I say...

>>76156374
WE'RE SO BACK

>>76157019
>>76157067

>>76154934
UOOOOOH TToTT He kinda looks like a guy I dated when I was in highschool wtf

>>76154309
that's just how she draws him

>>76157565
She draws him C U T E

>>76157565
I think I'd find Ruze a lot more attractive if I liked droopy eyes

>>76157565
I think in his next outfit, he should try to get his mama to give him long hair

>>76158013
I know he wants long hair but I'm having a hard time imagining a way that it would look good

>>76156374
Bets for how many streams he will cancel?

3D soon I believe!

>>76154934
Looks like a music producer if you ask me.
>>76154903
kys

>>76158298
0

>>76158298
Zero

>>76154934
I like him, I recognized his name when his tweet got recommended to me and he's one of the OGs that supports all of the boys.

>>76157565
Real question here is why is he holding a rock?

>>76158078
I prefer short hair, but there are a lot of fanarts where his hair is long and they all look good

>>76158653
>I prefer short hair, but there are a lot of fanarts where his hair is long and they all look good
May I see it
Since the ones I've seen posted here aren't really great

>>76156374
This ugly twink fuck better stream or he gets the hose again.

>>76158298
0

I honeslty love unlucky
and I swear I only posted about it just once before

>>76159105
Sure thing, Gabriel Bettol

>>76159105
I wonder who's behind this post...

>>76158298
>Streams may be extra short due to 4 days worth of Jester Duties
0, but the longest stream will be 90 minutes long

>>76152636
it was probably his most recent corpse party. i also time stamped it kek

>>76159204
and it will be euro truck

Altareroid sex
https://x.com/momiage_40/status/1792209912396918984?s=46&t=2d6EnK7id51vIyyvjq3gtQ

>>76159361
Sex with Altare and Fuma...

>>76158714
This for example. I think this style fits him well and he liked it a lot himself

>>76159219
roon mindshare strikes again kek thanks

>>76159503
nta but that's exactly what I imagined for him too

Necessary

>>76159763
kek

>>76159763
KEK I love that Axel's expression

>>76159503
Yeah that's the kind of hair everyone gives him and I just don't think it works. Looks like a fucking hobo. At best he could probably have a thin but long ponytail but it would be best to keep it short.
Ruze might like it but Shinri also thinks facial hair would look good, sometimes they're just wrong

>>76159503
seeex

>>76160004
there's also the one he used in a thumbnail recently that looks decent enough

>>76160103
Ruze with long hair never actually seems to look better than his default though, that's the problem.

>>76160103
I wouldn't consider that long so it's alright
Basically just Miyabi hair but with a part

>>76160103
this hairstyle doesn't really read Ruze imo, and iirc holo is pretty strict on that

>>76160004
Agreed, I hate the mullet shit that everyone does for making long hair versions for dudes with short hair. An actual long hairstyle should start lengthening strands starting from around eye level instead of the nape.

my cute blue puppeteer is so talented and I love him

>>76159763
I wonder why the boys were 144p for some people and completely fine for others

>>76160772
I'd be pretty upsed if I had paid for this scuff

>>76160909
upset*

>>76160772
Flayon mentioned they were having internet issues and felt bad about it

>>76160909
eh as long as the audio was good I wouldn't care.

I have been playing Ghost of Tsushima nonstop since the pc release and I need a break. Any kino streams to watch?

>>76161565
I don't know when that released but Armis fishing and Gmod TTT

>>76161565
not a lot of streams since then but Shinri's outfit reveal, Armis half-year anniversary and the karaoke relays (they're all pretty short)

>>76160004
To each their own ig.
And comparing facial hair which i dont think many like to long hair isnt fair to be honest, but as I said prefer short hair anyways.

>>76161565
The Armis 6-month fishing stream is good.

>"Alexa, play 'All I Can Do' by Naoki Hashimoto and Daisuke Ishiwatari, please."

that koi? me

>>76164340
Why are you depressed

>>76164450
That's just being a koi.

dead thread

>>76164450
he is suffocating

>>76165900
DEAD WORLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY

>>76165900
DEAD WORLD
https://youtu.be/RBagwiUOkgY
https://youtu.be/RBagwiUOkgY
https://youtu.be/RBagwiUOkgY

>>76165900
dead streamers

>>76159763
Same energy as that one chick with huge tits watching 9/11

>>76165970
>>76165981
thanks

why are bettelion artists obsessed with giving muscles to that twig
https://x.com/Vanreito/status/1791853088363409844

>>76166240
ugly

Podcast doko
Homura cover doko
EP doko
Minecraft Kingdom doko

>>76166240
i need to suckle on that nipple until i rip it off

boys doko

>>76166714
>altare
depressed
>axel
graduating
>bettel
lazying around
>flayon
passed out
>hakka
dead
>shinri
dead

>>76167141
Did VG get clown aids? Is that why they're all dead?

>>76156374
For some reason it's really odd to think Bettel playing Hades, doesn't seem like a game he would normally play

>>76167195
I knew the orgies would backfire god dammit

I wish the boys did cover polls so all their covers would cater specifically to my tastes

Blue fuck love

So, well will the boys do at wrestletube?

>>76160772
>>76160975
no yeah i’d be mad as fuck if I couldn’t get HD aniki thighs, but it’s whatever

>>76167141
Flay happily napping while a bunch of the other boys be dead

>>76168573
anon, smile in the mirror and make sure neither side is droopy

>>76168691
I'm just sleep-deprived

>>76167141
>axel
>graduating
Did he ever mention what degree he's going for?

>>76166240
Some dont love him as the twig he is

>>76168463
LEADER LOVE~

>>76169924
After he tried to work out and eat healthy and basically died, they'd better abandon any hope of him becoming fit

>>76169877
Something to do with the environment iirc

Their 3 month work visa is about to expire and they still won't have announced 3D.
Advent is already in Japan and they still haven't announced 3D. What the fuck is going on?

>>76170230
Blame Bettel

>>76170230
Clown AIDS is just too powerful

>>76170230
they really hate us...

>>76170230
They all (except Flayon iirc) left jp and came back. Does that mean they reset their 90 days? I don’t know shit about visas.

i need pilot cummies in my tummy

>>76170876
Maybe for Bettel? The xenokunians were only in Indonesia for 5-6 days as tourists, I don't think it would reset for them

>>76171029
sorry we're all out of pilot cummies, we got roon cummies though

Why don't Armis do duo collabs with each other

>>76171515
I still can't believe this happened, and it hasn't happened again...

>>76171540
they hate eachother and only do group collabs to fake chemistry

>>76171540
Too much sexual tension

>>76172053
I would believe that if they didn't constantly drop by each other's streams and shit talk the one streaming in VC
well... 3/4 of them, at least

>>76171895
I would if I had a dick

>>76172366
you can still do a discharge tribute

https://x.com/ItoYuuichi/status/1792240127571623963

>>76171895
I wanted to make a Flay "tribute" where I cried tears on a picture of him, but I started BPD meds so I dont weep thinking of him really anymore....

>>76171540
Octavio is the only one that has good dynamics with the others in one on one collabs. Ruzerex dynamic is super one sided and Goldbullet is Goldbullet.

>>76172639
I used to do this with Magni...

>>76171163
i remember someone saying back during the xenokunians stream in indo that if they're there on a work visa it wouldn't reset when they leave the country and come back

>>76172760
anon......

>>76172760
well. post them in memory </3

>>76172760
Magmite...

>Shinri randomly retweeting that months old kadeart kitkat eating art when it had been posted here the same day
Shinri if you don't leave this cursed place I will knead your titties until they are black and blue all over

>>76172760
Magmite!

>>76172670
>Ruzerex dynamic is super one sided
This is a baffling take. They couldn't be better balanced.

>>76173053
don't say that, he'll want to stay even more

Axel alive might stream later https://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1792297629361262597

>>76173053
I think he'd like that, though.

>>76173415
Like father like son...

>>76173381
We're already getting 4 man overlap. Of course he will stream.

>>76173486
Hakka doesn't have squeezable tiddies.

>>76173572
He'd still like it

>>76173053
Sorry he enjoys the cuck chair posts too much to leave

Am I a fake fan if I only like half of them?

>>76173848
it's fine, they only ever show the top half of their bodies anyway

>>76173848
I like less than half

>>76173572
THE SMALLER THE CHEST, THE CLOSER TO THE HEART~!!

>>76173848
Just means you aren't a tempura/armada

>>76173848
Only if you lie and say you like the ones you don't then fail to answer the customary StarsEN trivia questions

https://x.com/regisaltare/status/1792303742714319019
does he know...?

>>76174057
I remember the art

>>76173678
UWWOOOOOHH

>>76174057
I can't believe he'd announce his bestiality interests in public...That poor horse... giwtwm

downloaded the last uploaded wrestlers for the lads that were meant to be community made:
>bettel2 is a money-hungry jew
>axel is a hypeman
>hakka is an edgelord
>gb is a flamboyant italian

>>76175738
the horse or altare?

>>76175846
the horse, of course

>>76170230
>>76170876
If they're on tourist visas, they've all reset their 90 days apart from Flayon when they left and re-entered the country.
If they're on work visas, Cover likely wouldn't have filed for the minimum duration of 3 months to begin with, considering how much work they're being given. 6 months or something is more likely, even if they end up leaving after half of that.

If I clip something directly from their vods and then delete it do they still know I've clipped that certain thing?

>>76177079
you mean the youtube clip feature? won't it send them notifications?

>>76174057
im that "horse" btw

>>76177147
Yeah, that's why I want to know if they still know after I've deleted it

>>76177147
>the talents have seen all the times i've specifically clipped their moans and gasps

>>76160766
we know jurard

>>76177517
you didn't know? kek
If it makes you feel better, your username is attached to the clip!

>>76177795
Oh no

>>76170230
>work visa
no reason for them to visit with work visas when most of them don't even a visa to enter the country as tourists

>>76175774
KEK

>>76177795
Not for the longest time. I gave the clips dumb sussy titles too before I eventually found out they can see all of that shit. Toaster bath time!

>>76178060
Very fitting ngl, although the lighting is a tad too dark

Why do they do this to us

>>76177517
kek

>>76178412
Only two of those are worth watching and they're hours apart

>>76160766
our* cute blue puppeteer

>>76178060
Could you upload the rest?

I think Ruze is a swell guy

>>76178716
Sadly I think his heart only fits one bastard in it, but it's still cute

>>76178412
they only love you if you only oshi them and not everyone. they want you to choose

Altare lost his passion for Holostars

Jacking off to Bettel's heartbeat

>>76178932
because he's focused on his passion for me instead. he's riding me right now btw.

>>76178557
The only one worth watching is my oshi

>>76178966
abandoning his career in holostars because of a relationship feels appropriate for him

Listening to one of the cute Axel asmrs where he is stupid and silly as I wait...

>>76178966
H-HORSECHAMA!?

>>76179054
he got tired of all the raping he has to do

>>76178932
FINALLY. I SHALL NOW TAKE HIS PLACE.

ANIKI SOON (He's late)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTRELaOpsjo

Even if raping Tempus into submission every week is a heavy burden sometimes, leader LOVES Holostars~
https://youtu.be/9_UwtMM-Xqk?t=985

>>76179050
Finally. Someone who posts something reasonable

ANIKI LIVE NOW ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTRELaOpsjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTRELaOpsjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTRELaOpsjo

AXEL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTRELaOpsjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTRELaOpsjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTRELaOpsjo

>>76179734
ewwtare

The Sick's Guild

Axel is always sick

How did the clown manage to transmit his diseases internationally?

Summer break for the dogboy

>>76180108
via trauma dumping. he gets everyone sad and depressed, thus lowering their immune defenses.

I'm gonna marry Axel's sister

>>76180010
KILL YOURSELF

KEK

>>76180108
Clown pheromones have always worked long distance

Axel's ears got fucked with just one collab that involved Jurard

>>76180407
That wasn't even Jurard at full power, his voice was worn out from recording and he was taking breaks here and there to recover

Axel saw this and felt bad. He's /here/
>>76159763

>>76180319
Seethe

>>76180565
?

>who did what to hakka

>>76180633
anon probably meant >>76160772

>>76180633
Sorry, I meant this crunchy one >>76160772

>>76180707
>>76180724
Oh, yeah, but he said they also couldn't see the fans well enough so it's just an overall issue. I imagine in the panel it was even worse because of the distance

>Axel called someone Hot mommy cat

>He likes them THICCUMS
thicc ghosts, sasuga shinri

>>76180821
*hot mommy cosplay

>>76180763
>internet issues mean neither of you can see each other
i rescind all my requests for australian cons

KEK Axel is acting up

he got too excited about eye gouging...

>ChatGPT

Axel has such a fun dynamics with Axelotls

>>76181334
It's like watching the special ed kids goof off together

>>76181369
I remember him talking very early on how he liked Magni's interactions with Magmites but it's crazy to see how Magmites evolved into something very toxic to both parties while Axel got to have a healthy community that tease each other

>>76181496
>Magmites evolved into something very toxic to both parties
Huh?

>>76181594
eh, no reason to elaborate on it, it is what it is. If you're really curious about it then do your reps

>>76181496
axel wears his emotions on his sleeves and is very transparent with axelotls. he updates them on everything. its easy to like someone like that

>>76181496
It's because Axel doesn't feed the parasocial part of his fanbase, at most they'll get a very generalized "I love you guys"

>>76174057
What no guild at home does to a mf

>>76181496
Because unlike Axel, Magni leaned hard into the parasocial angle until magmites became unhealthily attached.

>>76181709
I ask as a former magmite, the only incident I remember is the discmite one, otherwise they seemed cool to me

>with a sad emoji
aniki this isn't a sad emoji

Almost called the Ganchan a slut

axelotls made it up to axel after they ditched him during holoexpo kek

Actual Tempus orgy...

>>76179930
“Altare lost his passion” anon is just jealous he can’t be a mighty steed to make Leader happy

I can't believe I missed out on that...

he's gatekeeping us

Breeding, what the fuck.