/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

Tonya and maybe Lisa will be here in a sec for a post-race interview
https://youtu.be/16-6T6G21a0

Midsemi Midlock

>>76169224
Idgi

Meru Love!

>>76168951
>>76169076
>>76169224

>>76169076
Wtf is that green thing?

>>76169324
she's a real menace

>>76169324
Alchemilla Megbert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jucG0VOvCfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jucG0VOvCfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jucG0VOvCfc

As exciting as it will be to see Mio's reaction to finishing the fight, I wonder how Mio will respond when she listens to the genuine masterpiece that is Halo 3 ODST's soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ygvv_Ae3dg
seriously why the fuck didn't 343 do a spinoff in the vein of ODST, they at least gave us Halo Wars 2 even though its not yet on Steam

>>76169076

>>76169535
>not last place
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76169458
dwagon

>I'm sorry, I'm not doing good today. If I sound menhera, like stupidly sad, I'm sorry.
Saya...

>>76170004
I wish I could hug my daughter...

https://x.com/Tora_ToraP/status/1792285156818166200

>>76170429
THERE'S STILL HOPE

I want to get Saya and Ember drunk and see which one pukes all over me first

>>76169224
lmao, well done

Saya's singing is adorable

>>76171069
*Saya is adorable

>>76170524
Will PixelLink be strong enough to survive Maria joining the corpo?

>>76171184
I trust

>>76170429
>>76170524
>Maria's ass is so fat that the video is stuck because of it

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

i'm praying for pixellink. if they can't debut maria, it means that there truly are no good corpos.

>>76169076
Coni's model is so fucking ass, why couldn't she keep her old model?

>>76171673
What's wrong with it?

>>76171622
post the Ami one

>>76171673
I'm not a big fan of it either. Nothing against clown girls, I just don't think it fits her personality.

>>76171673
i always thought it looked a little funny

>>76171880

>>76171835

>>76171880

do you think maria is aware of the weird reputation she's gotten

>>76172048
100% although I hope she knows we're just joking around mostly

>>76171778
she was so pretty...

If Saya was a hamter I would shove her up Dizzy's butt

>>76172151
too small

Sexual thoughts about my stinky sexy spidermom who is also a cat, I want her to tear me to shreds and leave me covered in scratches and bite marks...

>>76172205

>>76172274
I meant the hat you weird internet pervert

>>76168919
What the fuck is this? An AI fuck up this bad should be tossed on sight.

>>76172300
call me a perv one more time menace and I'll plap you and your fat tits

>Dokuro-chan
Based

>>76172340
Anon...

>Saya's dad pestering her to do chores while she's streaming
DAD HATE

>>76172693
>Let's sing some Linkin Park now

>Doesn't know the full lyrics to Crawling
Saya is a FRAUD

wose...

I hope Muyu is doing okay

news anon here to spite that one anon specifically: the helicopter carrying iran's president just crashed. lisa will surely be devastated when she hears the news.

I'm gonna fill this dragon with so much ibuprofen

Feel better Saya...

>>76173309
This is not how I wanted to find out that /tsunX/ friend Ebrahim Raisi graduated...

orla hurting my feelings with an unannounced gorilla
https://www.twitch.tv/orlaganceann

>>76174005
Orla saving us from dead hours.

[Very important Orla news]
The dog that she looks after sometimes was her sister's all along

>>76174005
>That's So Raven GBA
Now THIS is an Orla stream

Pure fucking ludokino right here

>>76174476
Live Raven Reaction

I hope Orla never changes the sneaker chicken transition

>Orla in a cheerleader outfit that barely fits her

>>76175132

>poem competition at a mall
???

>Orla was a fucking Australiboo as a child

>brrgrr

How can goblins hope to compete with this?

This game doesn't seem very fun.

>I do love food
>I love eating

[Non-news]
Orla loves eating

>>76175693
Many such cases with licensed GBA games

>>76168919
>$3,999.98 4" tungsten cube
Man, remember when you could get some genuine rocks for that kind of money, now it's all random shit metals like tungsten

Metal Gear ain't shit

I want to have sex with Mio. How much do I have to donate?

>>76169535
>Rin sweep
Why am I not surprised

[Orla news]
She still hates Discord but is thinking of making one just for alerts and emotes

>>76173112
If photosynthesis, why sammich?

>>76174435
kino spritework, kino font, very nice

Hi, I hope you are comfy and are having a splendid Sunday. I love my carng, huggable spidormama and being squished from all angles by her strong spider fists. I'm Ami's punching bag

Game got kinda weird

>guide the blue chicken

>>76176518
>>76176521
Now kiss!

>>76176643

>marimari finally got to raid Orla again

Orla says I'm hers

>Orla has spent money on an otome gacha """accidentally"""

Good work Goblins

>>76177383
Was it Love and Deepspace?

>>76174476
>>76174639
>She only just noticed this

Fangs LOVE

It's so sad to think one of the reasons Mio hasn't done joi is because she's afraid of leakers
We could have a countdown by now if all beerpals behaved

[Non-news]
Orla is hungry

"Temporary" brb screen my beloved

[Good news]
Orla has eaten

blueberry bagel

>Jigsaw has nothing on this damn school

>It's a cheese duct level

>LovePlus 3DS
Damn that's stylish as fuck actually

Sadly Panko can't make it to the collab so it's just going to be Ember and Airi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsjdN3Q00GY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsjdN3Q00GY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsjdN3Q00GY

>>76179244
Why do they want female viewers anyway? Women don't give money to other women

>I got a lot of DS games from the Imagine series
Oh no...

>Rune Factory 3 is Orla's favorite in the series because it has great MILFs

>>76179289
Women viewers are worth more than any monetary gains they may loose out on.

please yuuna let me suck on them...

>>76179244
I can't believe Punkle is fucking dead

Did some lurkers win the Offkai raffle or what?

Sexy nurse Orlag SOON

>>76179641
Probably. Or Beerpals that she actually hates

>>76179676
but I didn't even enter the raffle

>>76179244
Ember will have to punish her later for missing the collab.

>Ember increasing female viewership w/ Airi
https://youtu.be/AsjdN3Q00GY
>Mio Halo 3
https://youtu.be/S3QET3KUgRk
>Tonya studying
https://youtu.be/-wQ7WStWLto

>>76179676
She just said she only recognized one of the general winners that's really rough.

Finally
https://x.com/PixelLinkEN/status/1792328878893203877
https://x.com/PixelLinkEN/status/1792328878893203877
https://x.com/PixelLinkEN/status/1792328878893203877

>She's not green
That's it, I'm a officially a Pixellink anti
https://twitter.com/ArisuOshiro/status/1792328999148155326

>>76179951
>>76179905
Time until PixelLink is murdered?

>>76180047
6 days until the curse is broken, trust

[Ember news]
One whole additional woman started watching her

my gf is bonking backseaters forever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3QET3KUgRk

>>76179905
>>76179951
Model kind of reminds me of Jelly for some reason, I like it

>>76180320
>reminds me of Jelly
I don't see it

>>76180267
Airi...

>>76179905
>>76179951
Oh no, she's extremely cute

>>76180389
>It went down after this

>Change your gender right now!

>>76176146
all 30 tickets are sold for this year sorry

>>76180483
All mine

>I'm not racist against boobs
>Boobs aren't a race, Ember

Why won't women watch Airi?

Miori's opening screen looks like she's drinking cum from a sakezuki cup.

Ember's negative lesbian rizz...

>>76180935
The same reason women don't watch Mio.

Which /tsunX/ girl do you think has the most female viewers?

>>76181077
Rosemi but that's just because I assume she has the biggest audience period.

I think Ember and Airi should lez out haha maybe the female audience percentage would increase that way haha just imagine them making out haha I just joke... unless? haha

>Airi thinks one of the reasons she and Ember have low female viewership is low is because they're not menhera enough
Ah yes, my very normal oshi Ember

goo goo ga ga

>>76180466
Does Ember actually like femboys?

>>76181271
She just wants masculine men in feminine clothing

>We need to shrink and compress

>>76181461
>>76181470
you know the rules

>>76181252
This but Dizzy and Airi because it would definitely become very abusive and very hot

>>76181500
I don't wanna..

>>76181500

>>76181500

>eats
>Gets sick
What's her problem?

She's so cute I just want to pick her up and spin her around and throw her out of a window

>>76181788
Please understand, it was over 200 calories

Embully...

>>76181825
Looks like the type to condescendingly laugh all the time

>>76182046
yeah, at my penis

>>76179905
>>76179951
>Another purple woman to add to my collection
I dont know why this keeps happening but im happy about it

>Maybe every female who watches vtubers becomes a vtuber
Oh no they figured it out

>I was an ideal American woman in the 1950s
Housewife Ember...

>Ember married the alcoholic guy in Stardew Valley because he gifted her a whole chicken

[Ember & Airi news]
A bee has infiltrated the collab

>>76182277
I've been doing the whole dating thing wrong this whole time

DIET HATE

>>76182439

>>76182439
They summoned an Italian ghost

PUNKLE MUNKLE

Female on stream!

This is now a paranormal investigation stream

>I'm going to take a step back before I get haunted and possessed
Just imagine the things Panko would do with Ember's body...

Driving around while the world falls apart with Mio talking about food sound absolutely divine.

>>76182919
I'm imagining

>>76182919
Cooking spaghetti properly for once...

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
https://x.com/arisuoshiro/status/1792340675394146636

>>76182761
Male on stream!

>I am now male.
Ember is on stream with a man, the fucking WHORE

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>Unmale yourself right this instant!

>Who is they/them?
>Not females.
I'm fucking laughing so hard

>>76183110
Eating a decent pizza...

>Maybe we can be magical girls!
>Oh yeah, some big ol' girls in magical girl outfits

doesn't the rookie get killed in some novel?

>>76182933
Feed her enough she'll just sleep on the passenger seat even as everything explodes

>Look at her belly, guys

So Airi really is kind of, you know, not to be rude or anything, but she's sorta, might be a little, well...

>>76183706
>Sorry guys, I can't button my shorts
Ember is a ___ ____!

Airi really likes Ember's tummy

>>76183794
Fat fuck

>>76183632
apparently he does which fucking sucks

>>76183794
BIG GIRL

>It's a me, Embryo!
>Embryo?
>Isn't that the thing babies come out of?
Airi...

Honestly Ember and Airi should kiss

>Ember had an intrusive thought about Dumbo that was so bad even she won't say it

>>76183710
Yup, she's a bitch

>>76183638
i'm going to feed her some dounts until she get a nice food baby

>>76184010
Yeah, a boss bitch.

>>76184013
>watching Mio take a fat shit

>I was offered a slice of pizza by a stranger before
>And you accepted?
>Yeah
>Ember, I worry about you sometimes
>I was so hungry!

>>76184002
Did she call him the gamer word

I want to be as happy as ember thinking about that free slice of pizza she got

>So what have we learned today? Always have a slice of pizza on hand to bait Ember.

>>76184091
>having said shit splat on your face when you flip the warthog

retards in chat upset at the word retard

>Cheeseless pizza is an unholy pizza
Nova...

>>76184464

>I played an hour of Bunny Garden and I just kept feeding and feeding food and drink to the girls
God bless Ember

A pink woman enters the fray

[Non-news]
Mio is hungry

Wolf clussy...

>>76184750
Pink woman my beloved

>There's charm in being a little... pathetic
I'm so in bros

>>76185220
Ember sneaking a little fingy down there...

>Airi actually getting flustered
CUTE

>>76185220
>d-don't mind me eber there's just a spider under my desk

Ember my beloved hopeless lesbian...

[Ember news]
She's trying to feed Runie

Ember should actually do another virtual tour stream, they were comfy

>Is this what females are into, being pathetic and cringe?

Is ember kind of gay?

Hag existential breakdown erotic

>>76186037
Ember wants to fuck Airi because she's hot and Dizzy (out of pity)

>>76186037
Straight as a pretzel, baby

Is that what I need to do? Look around for an arranged marriage to an Asian shut in?
I feel like this might not be as hard to find as I think.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Give a woman a fish and she'll go on a date with you.

Can't wait for Mio to be done with this Halo shit. Boring ass series of games that only dumb Xbox babies enjoy.

>>76185991
can confirm

>>76186341
Send her a CC after stream and don't forget to shit up the thread about it for the next six hours.

Mio's gonna do it, she's gonna say the gamer word.

>Actually made themselves sad over this
Peak woman

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EMBER AND AIRI

>>76180483
But, but... I want to have sex with Mio. What should I do now?

>>76187047
If you want to have sex with Mio you have to be me.

>>76185991
I sent ember to the one woman I know who watches vtubers she said she hates how she babies the guys in her chat otherwise she would watch her she watches holo stuff mostly

>>76187170
Yeah, me.

The contrast between this and her absolute goofy brainrot BGM from before is so funny
https://youtu.be/8lZb-gGx8oA

>>76187311
>she hates how she babies the guys in her chat
>she watches holo stuff mostly
...

>>76187311
>she said she hates how she babies the guys in her chat
Ember's big sis instincts biting her in the ass...

>>76187599

Send Mio a schizo CC about how she plays favorites and her reaction to the raffle is completely unacceptable. Say something like I’m a long time lurker but I don’t think I’ll be sticking around anymore if this is how you treat us

https://files.catbox.moe/hogznb.jpg

>>76187791
Nah, I'm not a faggot.

>>76187877

>>76187791
How about you kill yourself instead

Im going to send Mio a CC on how i'm going to crank one out to her tonight.

Mio's so fresh you can suck her nuts

>>76187415
She looks so chuuni, love it.

>>76187791
Based. Meet and greets should be reserved for people she knows.

wait, there is a virtual meet and greet too?????

>>76180320
>>76180382
Your woman is cute, we'll taken good care of her

>everyone at Cosplay Up had to pay for meet and greet
>Offkai raffle losers may get it for free
They better pay as well

>>76188742
She has said she is going to do one, but no announcement yet

>>76188792
If she is made to suffer ever again I will personally bring about the endtimes of vtubing, mark my words.

Not gonna say anything on stream but randomly decide to do a virtual meet&greet with only the peoole that signed the offkai google form and didn't win the raffle after it closed is absolutely the shittiest decision you made in the entire last year.
What the fuck Mio? People that couldn't go to offkai didn't obviously signed up and now you planning to do a second meet&greet that doesn't require to go anywhere but all slots are taken before you announced it? This shit is very very low Mio.
Sorry but i am gonna write her a CC later about this, it's just all around a very terrible decusion, reopen the form or fuck off with random meet&greet

Mojey...

>>76188964
That shit was SEA priced, basically the equivalent of spare change to americans who have the money to go to offkai, im sure they'd happily pay that price and more

>>76189219
lmao cry more bitch, she said it will be open to everyone

Apologies this is my first time posting here but you're the only relevant search result in the catalog.

Who is Miori Celesta and why does she keep showing up in my recommends?
>Freaky deaky beertuber and your new girlfriend
Doesn't tell me a whole lot

>>76189761
She's my wife

>>76189761
My wife

>>76189761
She's my wife (the above posts are me)

>>76189418
Everyone who applied to the offkai signup which is closed. Watch streams.

>>76189761
BFE Streamer.
I'm the BF

>>76189800
>>76189834
>>76189862
>>76189939
All me

>>76189219
Is that what she really said?
Yeah of course I didn't sign up for Offkai raffle. I can't go to the event and it'd be shitty of me to enter.

>these replies

>>76189998
Yes. Deal with it. There will be more cons don't be a faggot.

>>76190058
Damn bro I ain't that upset.
I know she'd pendant so another virtual one later one anyways

>>76189761
One of the most dedicated GFE vtubers in the business, with basically everything good and bad about that label that you can think of dialed up to the extreme.

I have horrible heartburn oh my god

>>76190058
I am writing her a CC.
Make new form with the time and date or drop the idea, deal with it faggot my ass.
It's extremely unfair as it is now, even more so the form was for actually members.

>>76190247
Do it because she's slowly learning to ignore you're faggot ass. Exposure therapy works I hope you get cancer and your entire fucking family dies while you wither away to die alone.

>>76190247
I hope you know you're a huge piece of shit.

announcing you're going to write a CC instead of just doing... dyrbi?

The new bait meta is tiresome

>>76190247
Dude chill out. Yeah it's a little unfair since we didn't roll for Offkai, but she'll penalty so another virtual Meet n Greet.

>>76187877
very nice

>>76190520
Probably do another.
Damn it's hard to hide type in a freezer

>Buy Offkai ticket knowing the meet and greet was a raffle and not guaranteed
>Lose the raffle
>Whine about it where Mio can see
>Get a free virtual meet and greet from her

>>76190325
Asking her to not be a piece of shit herself with this virtual meet&greet is being a piece of shit. Ok
>>76190422
I am watching the stream now, then will rewatch the part in question later and then i will write it if i am not clearing it out.

>>76189219
Someone can’t listen. It’s not only for people who didn’t get a ticket at offkai. They just get it cheaper or for free or something. People not going can still do virtual meet and greet

>>76189904
that is not what she said dumbass, she said they MIGHT get priority or a discount, but that the meet and greet was still going to be open to everyone

>>76190614
No it's just you.

>>76190614
0% chance this pussy signs that cc

>>76190999
Of course he won't. I'll make sure to tell her it's bait if she responds

Sheepy scheddy

why mio so pressed about the meet & greet? she could just call the favorite directly and they will be happier that way

>>76191286
>>76190614

>>76191286
Has to maintain plausible deniability, so she’s holding a second meet and greet to talk to her favs like she wanted in the first place

Schizo beerpals can't help themselves huh.
>>76191266
Yippeeeeee

>>76172048
>Princess of calamity
She's playing into it now

>>76192421
Fat sheepy...

God, please kill every member of her discord. Every single one. Painfully. Their families too while you're at it. Amen.

>>76192858
they haven't said anything for 20 minutes...

>>76193113
i cant masturbate to this

>>76189761
She is a vtuber who debuted in an agency called MyHolo. She left the company with the Miori Celestia brand. She would join another company called Tsunderia. This company would later dissolve. She is now an independent content creator. She is a variety streamer that: plays games, ASMR, karaoke, teaching, and other activities. Her most well known video is her music cover of the song Love Me Love Me. She knows 2 languages English and Korean. She is very affectionate and caring to her friends and fans.
(She has unfortunately gathered a following of schizophrenic obsessive fans. These fans allegedly originate from South East Asia. Many of these so called "Anti's" accuse her of enjoying cuckholdery and adulterous activities. These are unsubstantiated claims and will not be tolerated.)

>>76193113
She is mutating rapidly

>>76193082
This isn't about beerpals.

>>76193281
Oh... force of habit

>>76193158
coward

>>76192690
Too much freedom...

>>76193158
your weakness disgusts me

>>76193166
>"Celestia"
>Fake Fan

What's this Journeymen poll in the discord?

>>76193980
Thanks for becoming a journeyman beerpal lol

Making out with Mio to the Halo 3:ODST soundtrack

>>76195448
Yeah, I will

New thread
>>76195722
>>76195722
>>76195722

Anal sex with Mio to the Halo 3:ODST soundtrack!

>>76195448
Lovey-Dovey sex with Mio to the Halo 3 ODST soundtrack

I love Mio and she loves my extra viscous goo