/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Goofy Gumblar my beloved

>>76128849
gonna rub on out for her

That one guy keeps trying to bully the other chumbie in here. Please tell me it’s not bothering you, chumbie. I don’t care if you’ve been here longer than me or if today’s been your first day. If you like Gura, then you got a friend in me. Simple as.

Sponsor stream before Birthday stream. I told you nothing.

>>76129180

>>76129180
I think you might be referring to me that the schizo keeps rambling about, if so I appreciate that chumbie, you're cute

>>76129472
that's bad for you! uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>76125551
>tfw in Runescape lore, "dragon" is technically orikalkum

>>76129502
Mwah~
this post is protected by Atlantean magic. No face raping allowed

>>76129610
in skyrim u use it to make orc gear. it all sucks though and it only makes heavy armor. lightly armored means light on ur feet. smart

>>76129610
it is? I only played it as a kid, so I don't remember much about the lore
my mom bought me 3 months of premium for my birthday once

>>76129502
She looks extra bullyable and ryonable T u T

>>76129882
I use whatever has the best stats until late game, then I use daedric because it looks cooler than dragon armor unless I use the bikini armor mod, because it didn't have daedric versions last time I played

>>76129502
I personally see you as larping another schizo retard, but I have to admit it's been kind of funny seeing our native larping schizo retard get so offended at your intrusion, so go nuts.

>>76081529
>cockatiel keeps making monkey noises
Shouldn’t birds only make bird noises? Does that mean it’s broken if it’s talking like a monkey? Do you have 2 cockatiels? Do they both talk to each other like monkeys? Do they make other animal noises?

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

im a millennial why do i keep watching zoomer content about roblox...

>>76129180
>>76130101
>>76129502 (me)
And don't worry, it doesn't bother me. To tell you the truth, I deliberately combined the old thread replies he keeps (You)ing into one post at the time because I was curious to see if he or another threadshitter would seize on it, because at the time I thought it might be funny. Didn't think he would start clinging to it for long-term schizoshitting though, probably should have anticipated he'd be unmedicated. That part was definitely a mistake, my bad.
Can only hope he settles down soon, even if it is oddly flattering and slightly interesting to see and privately know what parts of his conjecture are right and which are wrong (he's mostly wrong)
>>76129849
In that case
>*consensually facebullies*

>>76130389
pumping

>>76130389
I feel like I also fueled some of the fire since I replied once and it was the warosu link

>>7612988
Fascinating, never played much Skyrim myself but I'll take your word for it
>>76129895
Ye, lore was added in Dragon Slayer 2
Kinda shit quest imo, but interesting background lore at least

>>76130035
My favorite armor was always the steel plate armor. Daedric is the coolest bad guy armor, and I think steel plate is the coolest good guy armor.

>>76130511
>*Le touché*

Gurass

What are the chumbies doing?

>>76130883
Look at its form, its composition.
Truly; this thing was built for sex.

>>76130660
do you count Ebony as "bad guy armor"? If so, my favorite "good guy armor" was the Nordic-carved armor, except for the helmet, the steel plate helmet still looks better.

i did nothing for 8 fucking hours..........

>>76130929
I am playing civ6

>>76130929
>>76131010
same desu well I played a ton of modded minecraft, watched anime and did some planks, side planks and leg circles

MY wife

>>76130883
almost came to this

>>76130594
Gotta admit that gave me a bit of a chuckle, well played chumbie
If I may, I'm genuinely curious - why DID you post the warosu link showing all those posts with my picrel? Was your point that I am a threadshitter, or something else? At the very least I can assure you that Gura is genuinely my oshi, I am not a falseflagging niji, and in fact I rarely even go to other threads aside from /here/, /who/ and /uuu/. Honestly I'm mostly just playing up a more unhinged version of my actual beliefs because I'm bored at work and it makes me laugh

>>76131010
i have two interviews next week with huge companies and their principal engineers and im nervous

>>76130929
t. nightshiftbud, just got back from patrol
Ran into a dead rabbit on the cartpath, so that was fun
Now to get caught up on college work

>>76131400
I just felt like being a goofster

>>76131400
You definitely are a threadshitter, but it's a moot point. You're not really fooling anyone and you really grind hotwheels'...wheels, so eh.

>>76131588
Based, I respect it
Here, have my apparently prestigious Morshubud (You), with love <3

>>76131007
I forgot about ebony actually. Ebony can be both good and bad armor in my desu. Daedric is still coolest bad guy armor, and coolest good guy armor goes to both steel plate and ebony, and maybe dragon bone armor.
Honestly, heavy armor was OP because one of its last perks makes it weightless I think, basically giving it the benefits of light armor too.
Now my favorite OSRS armor set? Saradomin trimmed Rune with the Rune berserker shield and and the red cape with an amulet of strength and fancy boots

>>76131730
Well, you're entitled to your opinion
I like to think I at least also make valuable contributions often enough to be karmically balanced, but it's a difficult thing to judge

>>76130929
First I wanted to play pokemon, then I wanted to watch a dragon ball movie, but instead - I’ve just been here all night

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>76131938
samen

>>76131938
samen

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>76131893
I’ve been called a threadshitter here a few times so don’t take their words personal! Just post what you think is good and the rest will follow, chumbie.

Baguraette honhonhon

>>76132206
Honhon oui oui monsieur!!

>>76131738
the best armor I wore was runic, I sometimes saw players wear some kind of red dragon armor with a whip and didn't know how to get it back then

>>76132182
a) Are you a fembud
If yes
b) Are you single

You ever just think Gura?

>>76132278
Rune was the best f2p armor and dragon was the best members. Also whip was members too and it was good because it had good damage and really good attack speed. Nowadays I’m not sure what best members is, or even f2p for that matter. I remember bandos armor being good because it gave you a plus in strength, which was good because usually armor was a defensive increase only.

>>76132406
No. Stop guessing if I’m a fembud.

Gura's tummy told me a secret...

>>76132788
what did it say, tumchum?

>>76132788
..what did it say chumbie?

>>76130929
Wizards

>>76132829
It wouldn't be a secret if I told you guys.

What happened to Chumbud Central?

>>76130929
Took a break but now its time for games

>>76132884
I never used it because the antis here never bothered me and also I like to talk to chumbies a lot and that general always seemed more image oriented, not discussion. Although in my opinion, CC should make a comeback, and we shirks also have another 24/7 Gura general on this board too.

>>76132643
rip
Just thought you were cute enough to be one

>>76133655
goob morning

>>76131730
>hotwheels
Wtf Fredrick Brennan posts here?

>>76131576
I’m thankful I don’t have a night shift. I could have one tomorrow night, or I could opt to wake up around 6 instead. This song goes out to you, nightshiftbud.
https://youtu.be/md2FLxNEboQ

>>76133655
Oyasame

>>76132866
I have achieved a full erection from this image at work. Fuck you but also saved

>>76133739
Why thank you chumbie

>>76133655
sleep tight buddy

So we're almost halfway into this year already, and Gura has barely streamed 30+ hours lmao. Getting more and more likely that she's only gonna come back to shill birthday merch, then fuck off until the end of the year again. But quality over quantity right shrimps! Surely her only coming to milk her paypigs again or jump on the flavor of the month game to stream makes up for her absences and lack of communication!

>>76134033
Don't forget she uses that money to look good for men, and none of them are her fans :^)

>>76134033
You do know that she was busy with Holofes/Taipei/Taiwan/etc this year right? She doesn't just stream, she's arguably the busiest member of Hololvie being the most subbed

>>76134106
You’re kinda like another Gutsbud. Is cute. Thank you for protecting us.

>>76133655
sharkdreams

>>76134108
yeah me

Sometimes I wonder if it’s just me in here with one other schizo who has like 50 different personas…wait, what if I was that dude and this was one of my personas…

>>76134215
Ok now I'm convinced you just want to hurt me. I can't jerk off at work ok!?

>>76134388
Sometimes I reply to myself with several different IPs in these threads to confuse any lurking janny

>>76134214
It's my pleasure bud

>>76134206

Gura is sex

>>76134033
>>76134108
Do you regularly come here just to get a mouthful of our chumbie semen given how much you get fucked up in here?

>>76135360
The fuck are you talking about? No one here takes more loads to the face than your dumb lazy shark oshi

>>76133833
You're welcome. :3

only Gura gets to taste my semen!

>>76135498
Yeah, mine

>>76135562
That tail is IN there, goddamn. Gabby is a butt slut

>>76135669
hot

>>76135498
Open wide schizo. Thanks for the (you) you dumb bimbo~

>>76135701
No idea who you think I am, retard

>>76135821
A retard

>>76136013
Is that why you're here, you thought you found the retard convention?

>And then Dino Gura ate a whole truck that was full of salmon!

>>76136055
Dinos need an Iron-rich diet eh?

80% of this thread is me talking to myself. Sorry about that.

>>76136121
No I'm not, I'm not sorry at all.

>>76136166
I actually really enjoy it!

Gura is sex

>>76136121
But you are also me?

>>76136055
I want this to happen so bad...

>>76136361
she also has sex with me

>>76132855
Nice.

>>76130929
I'm playing Stellaris.

>>76136775
Will Stellaris be too complicated to my baby brain if I find my IQ barely fit civ?

>>76136446
Full image onegai

>>76136892
A lot of the game mechanics are unnecessary. You can pretty much just focus on building up your colonies and fleets.

>>76130389
Ah yes.
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
I'm sure you chose to reply to that anon randomly and impersonate the newfag asking about the cripple for no reason other than a joke. A goof. A jape.
And I'm sure the original poster never coming forward and replying to him was just a coincidence!
Similar to how your posting style doesn't start appearing in /ggg/ threads until around February/March of this year and coincidentally, that just so happens to be when all the images you use start appearing in the archive as well.
But I'm sure you aren't lying, right?

And for the record, there isn't anything wrong with being new. The issue arises when someone who's only been watching Gura for a few months comes here to insist that nothing has changed while pretending as if their temporarily irrelevant and diminutive experience awards them anything other than the authoritative prowess of an eggy wet fart.

>>76137353
You have severe autism. I would tell you to seek help but I'm just going to mess with you instead.

>>76137353
Holy shit your posting style is complete cancer. You are not a super sleuth detective and you are not in your AP English class, faggot. Go back to rreddit jesus christ.

>>76136775
are you trying out the machine age dlc? It's really good, I went nanites in my first run. virtuality looks broken AF, and I can't wait to try it with gigastructures.

>>76136892
I've never played any civ but I do enjoy 4x games

>>76137353
Just when I thought you'd oyasame'd
Ah well, I don't mind repeating "meds" 50 more times

>>76137495
Yeah, I'm going for Cosmogenesis.

>>76134206
>she's arguably the busiest member of Hololvie
Not even close. I doubt she spends more than 8 hours a week doing things for hololive. And the things you mentioned don't even require much of her time, and certainly wouldn't require 9 months of it.
Additionally, even if she was busy with those things, it still wouldn't excuse her never communicating at all.
18 streams in 9 months is ridiculous and there is nothing in the world that she'd be doing for hololive to the point she never has any time to spend with us.
You're a fucking idiot that is basically descibing a situation where she does more work than all the other staff, engineers, and CEO. You're absolutely retarded.

>>76137035
https://litter.catbox.moe/gambm5.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/x9e15j.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/6lsibu.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/kmp1nh.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/pgy17f.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/rfnwvp.png
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https://litter.catbox.moe/bn3e9l.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/ygtjx9.png

>>76137667
>Migi~
>Hidari~

>>76134214
That's literally the morshubud schizo.

>>76137696
By the gods. I hope you made those for 24 hours because I can't view those links at the moment. Thank you though!

>>76136892
It's currently 70% off if you wanna try it out

>>76137667
I did that in the same run, but my ending was weird and not what I hoped for, also I didn't figure out how to get enough dark matter (besides buying it from the market) to finance all the new shiny toys you get with cosmogenesis also with nanites you get spammed with free ships every so often that have 0 upkeep

>>76137869
Dark Consortium civic for more dark matter.

Gura is smelly

>>76137733
I think I made it 3 days

>>76137911
I don't think machines can pick Dark Consortium

>>76138000
Can't you play non-gestalt machines now?

>>76137696

>>76137683
She doesn't owe Cover anything, every time they ask her to fly to Japan on business or do stupid shit she has every right to stop streaming, not saying it's for the best but her life is her own

>>76137960
Bless. Shark smut dealers are truly the best posters.

>>76137696
There's something off looking about the pussy. I feel like maybe this set was "decensored" or something and the person who did it wasn't very good.

>>76138030
yeah but I haven't tried them yet

>>76138059
they're from the psd

>>76138049
>She doesn't owe Cover anything
She kind of does, according to her contract, but that's besides the point.
I'm not talking about Cover, schizo. Gura isn't busy. That isn't the reason she doesn't stream. She has the lowest hours in the company this year besides shion, who's effectively disappeared or soft graduated. If she were busy, she'd put out more than other members, but the seldom projects she does put out hardly ever require anything more of her than attending a couple meetings or doing a few voice lines.
Gura isn't grateful and she doesn't stream because spending time with the fans she pretends she loves brings her no joy.
She has other people in her life that mean more to her than you and she has moved on from streaming. She ony comes back for large sums of money.

>>76137696
T u T

>>76136643
>see demon for the first time
>"Yeh whatever, kill it."
>see Lost Wizard for the first time
>"What the FUCK is THAT?"

>>76138360
would

She probably really is a slut. She doesn't seem like the same person anymore.

>>76138251
>Gura is not busy
>literally just done with the Taipei karaoke
watch streams
>but the seldom projects she does put out hardly ever require anything more of her than attending a couple meetings or doing a few voice lines.
those meetings were held with purposes you know? are you saying they exist for the sake of wasting her time?
>She ony comes back for large sums of money
this is why people will never take you seriously
>I'm not talking about Cover
but Cover is her boss you fucking inbred retard

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>76138576
What else is it about for her if not money

>>76138636
making new friends

>>76138697
KEK

>>76138251
People that make posts like this are clearly Godless Atheists. No I will not elaborate.

Booba huhaha

>>76138764
Holy boobers

>>76137696
I want to drink shark juice so bad...

>>76138251
>>76138636
Can you stop making the same post every thread you fucking sperg. You always keep repeating the same talking point. The thread would be better off without your retardation.

>>76138764

>>76138798
What are you talking about

>>76138764
I need my mommy milkies...

>>76138798
Pretty obvious Gura only cares about cash money, give me some evidence to the contrary and I'll stop. But that's going to entail communication from the shark herself so good luck!

>>76138576
>literally just done with the Taipei karaoke
Literally every single member from that karaoke has streamed, most of them multiple times since the concert. Gura is once again, the only one who isn't streaming. You don't even have to watch streams to know that. Just look at the fucking schedule.
>those meetings were held with purposes you know? are you saying they exist for the sake of wasting her time?
Not really. However, meetings hardly ever take all day. And you act as if she's spent all of the last 275 days in meetings other than the 18 days that she's streamed.
>this is why people will never take you seriously
She's streamed 3 times in the last 3 months.
>but Cover is her boss you fucking inbred retard
And? What the fuck does that have to do with her not streaming, you fucking moron? The fact that you simultaneously think Cover views her as being the most important member of holoive and thus somehow makes her so busy that she can't stream and yet they don't care about her growing her channel or keeping her fans happy is the most retarded shit I've read all day.
You have no fucking clue how hololive works. You're a retard schizo that daydreams about all these scenarios where she's busy, but not a single one of them makes any sense. She isn't busy. She just doesn't give a shit about us.

>>76138730
I'm not even joking, If you haven't noticed it yet they've been pushing the gen thing really hard with Advent to the point that they banned cross-gen Minecraft collabs for a period of time. It was a disgrace, just look how soulless this shit was https://youtu.be/sprqi7NjDa4

>>76138745
In other words, it makes you upset and you have no argument.
Noted.

>>76138801
Inaccurate. This is Gura's real reaction to booba.

>>76138914
Every new gen is banned from cross gen collabs for a month after debut, retardchama

>>76138798
Only one of those is my post.

>>76138923
No, in other words you're a vile consciousness inhabiting a meat sack spilling vitriol and malice every time you open the stoma you call a mouth.

>>76138914
Uhhh, newfag?
Was Advent the first time you saw a new gen debut.
Don't answer that. We all know the answer. You're fucking embarrassing.

>>76138975
Making your posts look like a thesaurus doesn't make you seem cool or smart. I understand you're upset about wasting your money at journalism school but post like a fucking normal person please

>>76138764
>>76138824

>>76138887
>Cover keeps her busy with pointless shit no one cares about
>Cover doesn't give a shit about her channel's growth
Both of those things are unironically true

>>76139049
>post like a fucking normal person please
Holy lack of self awareness.

>>76138975
I don't open my mouth to type, anon...

>>76139060

>>76138953
>mid-September
do the math before quote me nigger

>>76139122
Ok but you're never getting that money back. Enjoy working at walmart with your """education"""

>>76138764
Based boobagura enjoyer

>>76139159
>do the math
is there any clearer sign that someone isn't a chumbie?

>>76139049
Thank you for telegraphing that you are insecure about your intellectuality.

>>76139161
Not even that anon. Just pointing out that you are clearly not normal.

>>76139199
why are you moving the goalpost?

>>76139175
ok now this is too much

>>76139049
ESL/6th grader chama...
Nothing he said was that advanced or verbose...

>>76139152
The vitriol and malice are in your mind, Anon. Words aren't real.

>t. nightshiftbud
>ordered ubereats again
>fast food place forgot my emotional support ice cream again
>app gave driver wrong address
>give him right address, say i'll up his tip for his trouble
>try to do so, app bugs out, no way to up tip
>call customer support, they "can't change it because it's sent from me to him"
>they suggest reinstalling the fucking app
Holy sweet Jesus have mercy on me a sinner

>>76139249
He's trying his best to be pretentious.

>>76139302
hand him cash

>>76139357
I don't carry cash because beggars/pickpockets

What is your hope for the future?
Do you truly still have any hope that Gura will ever come back and stream regularly again?

>>76139305
Maybe you just needed a thesaurus nerd. Here, have some angry robot noises that just came up n my mix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWCNpCHeMf0

>>76139441
>hope
Hope is a luxury. I am profoundly stubborn.

>>76139441
>What is your hope for the future?
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
>Do you truly still have any hope that Gura will ever come back and stream regularly again?
No.

>>76139445
It's not about understanding, it's about how you use the words back to back that makes you look like an ass.
Like I said, you are not smart or cool. I never said I don't understand your posts

>>76139441
I hope the shitposters learn to stay in the catalog

alright, I've read enough of your silly-maxxing for today, time to eep~

>>76139441
I hope Gura gets pregnant and stops streaming regularly and only comes back to do birthdays and Fes

I shall head out as well

>>76139525
You're the one that keeps using the word "understand". I never questioned your ability to understand. As far as I can tell you're getting indignant about someone using words you don't like.

>>76139576
but that already happened...

>>76138251
Holy schizo anti!

>>76139612
You know what you were doing faggot. I guess on the bright side you are easy to pick out so I can bully you more later

>>76139658
You are a wonderful example of projection.

>>76139441
Complete and utter beheading of threadshitters.

>>76139427
Huh. People's lives are very different.

>>76139640
Proof?

>>76139731
Yeah, under ideal conditions I'd love to use cash, but unfortunately dwelling in an urban shithole makes it impractical
I'll try to remember the driver and tip him extra next time, hopefully I get the opportunity
Fuck uber's gay shitty dysfunctional app for making a liar out of me and screwing over an actual good driver

>>76139685
Journalism school. Walmart.

Is he done seething at the funny shark? We cool?

>>76140667
I'm always here. I even survived a range ban!

>>76140746
Then why don't you keep on seething?

That's a lot of words
too bad I ain't reading those huhaha

>>76140810
Tired, worked all night. Thesaurus guy will get it again soon though

>>76141056
wtf is a thesaurus guy?

>>76141302
Sorry chumbie you have to read the thread to understand.

>>76140903
Thats the correct attitude to have.

>>76141345
I guess it's not something important then.

>>76141426
We both know you're reading it now, it's ok to say it

Child

>>76141718
Nuh uh

>>76141497
Nope.

Reading the mess these threadshitters appear to have made will likely lead to cancer. I don't advise it

>>76142079
Always remember, skip all the posts with more than 30 words and no Gura pic attached. Works everytime.

Another nightshift in the bag, chumbois
Thanks for the few hours of comfiness, it was nice :)

>>76142477
>>76142079
Just use a filter dumbuds, I barely see any shitposts nowadays

>>76130883
SNIFFFFF

When Is Gooba going to let me cum? All this neglect play is leaving me with blue balls!

>>76143375
Only if you promise to cum on her

>>76144046
Oh I'll cum on her, in her, around her.....

>>76144046
>>76144926
She DOESN'T want you to cum on her

>>76145239

>>76139642
Prove that she's busy, faggot. You can't.
Because she isn't busy, unless you mean she's busy spending time with people she doesn't want you knowing about.

>>76139782
Nta, but dates of breaks line up.

>see you in a couple days

Gura.
She is the cutes.

Gura should play Deus Ex. Although it might hurt her brain.

Sex with a fembud.

Goob morning retards

Good morning fembuds.

>>76148014
Goob morning faggot
>>76148234
Goob morning cutie

Goob Evening fembuds

>>76140746
oof

>>76148311

>>76146934
horf horf

Do you think Gura got grossed out by my gooming moans I sent in for the song and that's why she is ignoring us again?

sup guys its gawr's new BF. she won't be streaming today because she said she'd rather i just plow her all day instead

>>76150355
I made this post

>>76150185
Maybe, but she may have also gotten mixed feelings over the moans my sister and I sent in for the song.

>>76150355
You can have Gawr while I am having Gura.

>>76150355
This post? Made by me, I love planting buns in Gawr's oven.

>>76150355
>>76150421
>>76150511
>>76150584
All me

https://files.catbox.moe/v5usud.mp3

>>76150355
>i just plow her all day instead
I like it when virgins say things like this.

>>76151400
Would ruin that rabbit hole T u T

Gurass

>>76151869
You ever think about how hard it must be to put those on, or hire uncomfortable it would make your penis and balls

She don't wanna tell lies
She don't wanna tell lies
She just wanna feel alive
She just wanted more time

goowa

>>76153461
teasing brat...

>>76153461
rape

Good for her! She values her IRL family and friends over compete strangers! She's got the means now to relax and celebrate life with those she truly loves!

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

My birds are making monkey noises again chumbies…

>>76154599
Put a blanket over the cage

>>76154599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZApt2d4Ftc

>>76154599
you know what to do

>>76154599
feed them with bananas

They finally got actual pews at the church I attend on Sundays buds
Any faithfulbuds among you, please keep my priest's mother in your prayers tonight. She's apparently very ill, flying back to Syria to visit her

I just had a revelation. Man was created in the image of God, right? We also have the same attributes. Man can love, but our love pales in comparison to His endless and everlasting Love. Man can be wise, but our wisdom can not compare to His infinite wisdom. Man can be graceful, but we can't hold a candle to the perfect grace of God. Man can show wrath, but our wrath is nothing compared to the Lord's wrath. There is, however, one thing that man is capable of, that, as far as I remember, isn't mentioned in the bible. But it stands to reason that, everything man is capable of, God can do too and infinitely better than us. Know what I'm talking about? I'm talking about humor.

>>76158550
Maybe not the time to share that specific revelation. I was typing it and I just see this right now. Idk what to say.

Well, what are the odds, right? I am the cosmic giggle. I am God's joke.

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

>>76158550
I did pray for her btw.

>>76158909
I had a similar thought myself lately
I figure that surely He would understand human humor, especially since the Son lived as one of us for thirty-something years. Whether or not there is a higher, divine form of humor similar to wrath, grace, love, etc. is up for speculation though, I should ask my priest about it some time

>>76159112
Not a fembud but I won't be defending earth. I won't play monster hunter either. And I will not join the lethal company. Nor will I help digging holes. I am done playing poppy playtime and I do not have any pals in this world. Any more questions?

>>76158979
>>76159489
ty fellow devoutbud, Christ is Risen <3

>>76159729
You didn't answer my question though...

>>76159816
He is.

>>76159987
I guess I didn't. You tell me. Will they? What will they be "defending" against? Doubt it'll be giant ants.

Movie...May?

>>76160420
Movie Maybe :3

My chameleon took a shit on the floor. Fuck

>>76160502
Why?

>>76160587
I let him free roam my room and he just decides to take a dookie from the top of his cage. Good news though, its looking very healthy.

>>76160605
JESAS

>>76160890
Mind your language.

>>76161110

https://youtu.be/NGNk6u_kLso?si=qebUSGfBDOOh-yb0

>>76161110

I even scare myself sometimes

>>76128849
AI cover of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjrxFWTjSz0

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>76162074
You know, I have had this reflex that makes it so that all I see when I read the lyrics of songs is hints at the end times. This is no different. Actually, I wonder if it was supposed to be different. Maybe that was the point.

Don't think that I didn't notice that people were very eager to make fun of me for suggesting that hololive is not what it is trying to be perceived as. You even had a catchy term for it already.

I've been on an extended leave from work and I just get antsy without it, sometimes. Worried that I'm wasting time, that I'm doing nothing. I wonder what it feels like to be a person who doesn't get that feeling? Especially when thousands are wandering where you are, not like, a handful.

>>76163013
Are you a fembud?

>>76163013
as a NEET with no skills, who lives on welfare, I do feel useless a lot. I WANT to do something and not be a leech, but then I also remember that the stress I get from that would just be replaced by work stress and that if I made more money, I wouldn't really know what to do with it.

Gura cute?

Gura ugly?

>>76163013
I think I know what you mean.
Whenever I take a week or two off as part of my vacation I find that I start to feel "antsy" after a few days like I'm wasting my time. As much as I hate work I'm still lost without it.
I probably just need to find more hobbies.

>>76161786
I had to save this

Gura hot?

>>76161894

>>76165724
very hot

>>76165724
peak female performance

>>76163268
>>76164651
Would extra ruin this tiny magical girl T u T

I think I worry too much about this stupid small girl...

gura you stupid (but endearing) little fuck dont eat microwaved pizza with energy drinks as your only sustenance

>>76165724
God yes

>>76167515

>>76167639
I will be her caretaker since she can't take care of herself.

>>76167639
I leik pepeloni, you know, "The No One"

>>76167777
oh. quads. nice

>>76166727
>>76167777
She doesn't need you. There are people in her life that she enjoys being around and doing things with. You are not one of them.

I was wondering when he'd be back.

>>76168133
Yeah yeah, are you really going to do the routine again already?

>>76144806
Good to see my effort made a little impact in this place

>>76150185
She scrapped the whole fucking song because of you

>>76168133
Maybe one day your legs will work. No need to take out your angst on this community.

>>76162718
What? It's a song designed to be as catchy as possible. It even borrow chity chitty bang bang from the previous viral song. Sui probably poured a shit ton of money to make it more popular

>>76164172
Write a book, chud. Something normie don't think about which make u frustrated. Collect opinions from various discussion then mix and sort it together, write ur own conclusion and shit. At least that's what I was trying to do if I continued to be a neet. Those were good times. I have nearly 300 pages of material now

>>76168133
Is that why you spend your time spitting vitriol on /vt/? Nobody wants to be around you?

>>76169825
I never consented to keeping him company.

It's a lazy Sunday for me and I'm going out my own way to do absolutely nothing! Other than laundry, I still gotta clean those.

>>76169111
Nta but that’s what I started doing recently. If I make some money off of it I’ll invest all of that into hiring some guys to build a roblox world. And then standard investments

>>76164172
Be a degenerate and day trade. It's fun and you can do it all day with your NEET powers if you play with crypto or futures.

>>76164172
Learn an instrument. Guitars are cool.

>>76172327
I used to play the big drum in a marching band when I was a teenager

>>76172327
nta but I've been thinking I should pick up my guitar again. I was never great at it, but in retrospect I think I wasn't all that bad and was just in the process of developing my own style. I encountered a lot of "walls" learning this instrument and overcame most of them. I need to try again.

>>76172261
Is day trading easy? And don’t you need a decent amount of money for that?

>>76173083
Nah you don't really need much money nowadays because of prop firms. If you're immune to your own emotions then you'll probably already be better at trading than 90% of people.

>>76173438
>If you're immune to your own emotions then you'll probably already be better at trading than 90% of people.
what does that mean?

>>76173796
Don't get greedy, don't get hyped, don't get impatient, don't get anxious. Things humans do when something of value is on the line. Throw it all away.

>>76172994
Same. I’m trying to learn a certain piece for 3 years now but lost motivation to continue. I wish I could stop being such a piece of shit.

>>76173438
Good I’m mostly dead inside anyway. What’s a good prop firm?

she doesn't hate you, she doesn't think anything of you at all. You're not interesting to her, he would rather do something else.

>>76173914
nahone

>>76174217
I'm so glad that you're finally ready to move on! Congratulations!

So which member of the EN branch does treat their fanbase very well?

>>76174070
Apex is the cheapest but one of the hardest to get funded because the trailing stop loss fucks yoloers and people who don't have a strategy. Top step is another one people use a lot.
Really depends though on your country and what you want to trade.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>76174040
When you realize that you don't have to be technically skilled and fast like your heroes you can relax and just make the beautiful music you want to.

>>76174420
Kiara, but her personality is very abrasive

>>76174462
I’m American and I want to start with whatever I can afford

>>76174875
Apex is like $15

>>76174481
>*Lo touchõ*

Chumbies please give me your strength. I need motivation to buy my skiddles and coffee.

>>76175438
here

>>76175438
Sending some strength your way chumbie. I should brew some coffee too

>>76175438
Uhh go out there and do your best!

soon...

https://youtu.be/rW5P6W-Cq8c
Freak dancing to this like a banshee straight outa hell.

My chameleon stared at my leopard gecko in fear and refused to move away

>>76176184
Maybe he wanted to kith him!

>>76176184
cute

>>76176637
Mwah~

>>76176184
how do you know it was fear

>>76176184
What are chameleons and geckos? Are they amphibians or reptiles? Maybe they're just as confused as we are.
Google tells me they're both reptiles.