/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Remember to wish your Mori well on her road to recovery

>>76137578
Remember to love your Mori

>>76137611
Mmm, those lips...

What movies do you guys think she wind up watching?

I wonder how that Bakerbeat's beer bread came out....

Remember to eat your soup

>>76138479
What kind/flavor?
That's the real question

>>76138503
For me? Cream of mushroom, ez. Campbell ofc.

>>76138870
For me, it's Campell's chicken and rice
But lately I like just making my own version by just buying the chicken broth, cooking some rice, and baking a chicken breast myself

is mori going menhera because she isnt streaming or is she just going menhera because?

>>76140026
>is mori going menhera because she isnt streaming
This one but it's not just only because streaming. It's also not being to write lyrics, record, perform etc
She fucking HATES sitting idle and is kinda unironically addicted to working

>>76140144
Also the pain meds must be messing with her too

>>76138786
sauce?

>>76140280
tbhdesu that shit isn't doing ENOUGH, considering she keeps mentioning being in pain

>>76140450
probably better to be in pain than addicted to pain meds

>>76140420
https://x.com/toro3p2/status/1792056655955607571

>>76140463
True

>>76140450
Yeah, you can stop pain if you want. She must be just taking OTC stuff.

>>76140144
P. sure she said she writes lyrics on her phone, so at least there's that.
>>76140026
>your job and hobbies involve spending 8+ hours in front of your pc
>get a condition that prevents you from sitting on a chair
>it also hurts like a bitch

>>76138786

>>76140728
Oh fuck, the big red "holes in the wall" are red letters that say "Mori"
I literally didn't get it until I saw the image on a small 4ch thumbnail

>>76140794
Neat, I didn't even notice until you pointed it out lmao

>>76140794
holy shit I didn't notice that

>>76139281
>baking
Sad the oven part of our stove is unusable because the front glass shattered to smithereens when we was baking steak.

>>76141858
I remember that could happen in older ovens if you used the broiler without cracking the oven door open a notch.

>>76140794
>>76141279
>>76141487
…
At the bottom there’s also her original bio.

>>76142717
Damn, thats sick

>>76140728
I love that paragraph introduction for her, especially on the mangart beams shirts they released for myth not too long ago.

https://x.com/Shaf_it/status/1792137072847007817
Kakkoii...

>>76141946
In this case tho, its the SEA heat that did it in. Combined that with the fact that we havent had use for it save for the day we baked steak and the glass went boom...

https://youtu.be/GrYJCuB2PGI?si=lRDLKX4oTe2k3oPA
Oh hey, new Fake Type song.

Oyasumi
>>76144348
Kino....

So uh, what's going to happen to her pets while she's healing up?
Common sense says someone's watching them but hmm.

>>76145069
She brought the cats with her and her mom is helping her out while she's in America.

>>76145069
Dudu and the Ghost are gonna get up next to her knee and purr hard enough to stimulate the cells and speed up the healing process.

>>76145137
Oh neat. Someone planned ahead!

>>76142717
Yeah, I noticed just before you made your post, kek

>>76144985
ONE SONG
I DONT KNOW WHY

>>76145137
Wonder if Mama Mori brought Beelzebub to meet Dudu and Ghost Cat

well, with copious usage of fast forward and savestates my restarted Nuzlocke made it back to Morty, but at this point I'm hitting a rather huge roadblock - since the rom introduced abilities, I have no good answer to levitating ghosts since my ground mons can't do SHIT
the only option appears to be training up my own ghosts, which are currently Mara the Gastly and Mumei the Noctowl, both ladies

current team:
>Rey the Togetic (m)
>Revy the Quilava (m)
>Belle the Weepinbell (f)
>Uzu the Poliwhirl (m)
>Gene the Graveler (m)
>Gaim the Ledian (m, bug/fighting on the hack with significant buff to base Atk)


also using gen 5 exp scaling so while catching up is quick, leveling past the gym and bruteforcing is not really an option, even at x20 speed
could maybe Attract cheese with Belle or ghost girls?

>>76146085
personally I doubt it, while Belzebub might be chill like most older cats, GC is a pile of anxieties like his owner and an anxious young male will either get super stressed or super aggressive
it takes a couple good weeks of socialization and Mamamori probably has other shit to do (like taking care of her bedbound daughter)

>>76144985
goddammit it's just the same song over and over again if it isn't the same strings it's the same horns with the same trap breakdown

>>76147320
One day I'm gonna post an old obscure Fake Type song and pretend it's new just to fuck with people.

>>76147781
I don't even hate them it's just comical at this point how similar all their songs sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy7ESK4OcuU

https://youtube.com/shorts/mDVqCCrjQNY?si=-5GeJEDUqHzRIZLL
Mori Shortie on the telly!

>>76148912
nice, it's been a while

>>76149239
Man that's an old one, that BGM is super nostalgic

>>76149239
AMEBEE LOVE

i'm about to meet

>>76149853
ANON LOVE

>>76149853
Debbie met Death Sensei...

https://twitter.com/arexsudraws/status/1792085525974655009

>>76137578
I just had a dream in which I went to my grandmother's house and saw Mori merch everywhere.
I don't watch Mori. I have no idea what provoked such a dream.

>>76151077
She has a knack for getting in people's heads

Does she require Ankle surgery?

>>76151938
What? She said it was her knee for awhile

Being a fatty in midst of losing chunk it makes me really sad thinking about how mori's decision to exercise and be healthy ended up hurting her knee. That sucks a lot.

https://x.com/saku_X3/status/1792182049216016695

>>76153013
Aw, that's cute.
I love hearing amature singing.

I love Mori!

>>76153013
MORI MOGGED
>aroneeeee
...cute

>>76137578
She's good

>>76137578
What if she wants food other than soup?

>>76155834
That's too bad

>>76155834
She can cry about it.

https://x.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1792185842519445826
Inner orisong soon

>>76156207
Nice! I hope it's a different style than Violet. Not because I dislike that but because Holos with few songs should try to diversify them.

>>76157736
It's being composed by M2U so if the couple of Deemo songs I've heard from them are anything to go by it should have a different vibe than Violet.

>>76157736
she sang it in her 3d live, you can go check it

https://x.com/hakushijaco/status/1792133094017007997

Mori in a tube

>>76160545
Hey there were two fish in there a minute ago...

>>76151316
I wish she got in mine. Would it take me worrying about her over male collab fallout to dream about her sexually? Because thats what happened with Kronii...

If you tried to put Mori into a tube, you'd end up with a very long tube

>>76147897
They weren't always like that. It's kinda annoying actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MQ865X2CS4

I hope the other girls are calling her so she has someone other than her mom to talk to. Or that she gets bold enough to start calling them for her own sanity.

>>76164930
What even is this supposed to be anymore...

>>76165272
Kiara mentioned during her stream that Mori can talk to her anytime if she gets bored.

>>76140026
Pain meds and being bed ridden is mentally destructive.
>>76165403
Saying that to KFP during a stream isn't calling Mori

>>76165272
It's unfortunate that so many of the girls are introverts, or downright antisocial, they'll probably get it in their heads that calling her would be rude (I myself have those thoughts constantly about my friends) or think that they would be a burden on her healing, Kiara would be the most likely to try, and Kronii would send her memes to cheer her up.

>>76165343
lurk more desu

>>76165343
it's the to be honest girl

>>76165847
Kek

>>76165593
>Pain meds and being bed ridden is mentally destructive.
Especially to a workaholic like her

>>76165593
She was literally talking about telling Mori directly that on twitter dumbass. She brought it up because someone in chat asked.

https://youtu.be/u9qLRmhUQ-0?t=10978

>>76165403
That is just Kiara saying in her own way that she won't be callin unless Mori calls HER.

>>76167104
Sounds like you need to watch the clip right above your post.

>>76151077
Does your Grandma watch Mori?

>>76160545
But wait a minute...that's weird cat, not Mori!

Mori Calliope's butt checks
Thoughts?

Reol having a concert at Budokan in August. Probably a longshot but having Mori appear for a Carousel performance would be awesome

>>76169935
sniff

>>76170550
scratch

>>76170119
That would be pretty fucking insane.

>>76170836
Thwack

mori should kill me

well, I made it back past Chuck so I'm stopping with the save states and fast forward grinding... but I'm not super optimistic about the rest of this
Gym Leaders have optimal dv/evs it seems + competitive movesets (Morty's Gengar had Thunderbolt, Chuck opened with fucking Choice Band Primeape) that I don't see going past upcoming battles without one/two mon dropping

current team, and I feel next update might be a wipe now that gloves are back off:
>Mumei the Noctowl, ghost/flying made her the mvp
>Gaim the Ledian
>Gene the Golem
>Uzu the Poliwhirl, beat Chuck's Poliwrath solo thanks to being faster with Hypnosis
>Belle the Weepinbell
>Revy the Quilava

>>76170943
'suppies?

>>76169935
Makes a nice sound when slapped.

>>76171639
Poor little Lapboi.....

>>76171457
Hell yeah

I hope she grinded some Monster Hunter

I hope she grinds on my face

I hope she grinds some fresh pepper for her soups

>>76174291
doesn't this dude make full lewd sets

>>76170119
>Implying Mori can still walk
RUMAO

>>76176217
>"but after today’s appointment it looks like I’ll have more mobility options and will be focus on my rehabilitation for my knee."
Do you think she's like paralyzed or something?

>>76176367
Any Mori 3D is now a skinwalker, either by Kanauru or someone else.

>>76176425
>skinwalker, either by Kanauru
Oh you're mentally retarded
My b, I'll stop talking to you now

>>76176535
>>76176367
>Cuckbeat seething now.

Report then ignore

>>76177400
Sololive 2 doko?

what was the longest mori break before this? like 3 days?

imagine how much she's squeebing for us right now

>>76178531
The scuffed vacation break early last year when she picked her cats up. It was 9 days I think.

>>76178531
I swear she did like a solid week a year or two ago.

wonder if mori has been browsing this thread more than usual while on her break

>>76178531
Someone in a thread from like a week so said the longest was 12 days but he didn't say when so I couldn't fact check it

What should I rewatch Re4, AC6 or MGS3?

Mori can train her fishing and woodcutting by playing OSRS on her phone in bed
That or do raids so she can get her scythe

>>76178828
AC6 since vaati just released a 5 hour video about it

>>76178828
MGS3 imo

>>76178947
Jesus christ. I opened the video in a new tab to watch later, but didn't look at the length lmao.

>>76178531
There was that basically two week break caused by hotel problems and other issues in October 2022. Think she was also behind of Nezumi Scheme animation and needed to catch up

Wheelchair holo

>>76178743
Mori if your here then watch Collateral staring Jamie Foxx and Tom Cruise!
It's my favorite DreamWorks movie.

>>76180875
would meep

>>76179523
No Mori, watch Face/Off starring John Travolta and Nicholas Cage! Its my favorite Cage movie.

>>76181339
>Nicholas Cage! Its my favorite Cage movie.
She should watch ConAir

>>76181339
STOP TALKING ABOUT FACE/OFF

>>76181663
She would not make it through the movie. Cage's southern accent would have her laugh herself into a coma.

https://www.siliconera.com/hololive-vtuber-calliope-mori-on-break-following-knee-surgery/
Huh, some press on the break.

>>76182394
I think Siliconera semi regularly reports on vtuber stuff, at least with hololive. Guess traffic on games articles was taking a bit of a dive and this works out for them.

>>76181706
wasn't there a part in the movie where there was a futuristic jail?

>>76182394
she made news

>>76182609
Its a prison on an oil platform in the middle of the ocean.

>>76182394
I appreciate that they stated when she would be back multiple times so there wouldn't be any misunderstandings

>>76175597
yup, this one has also a nsfw set, when im back at home, I will see on sharing them

>>76181339
Mori should swap faces with another Holo

>>76182394
I was confused why a tech blog was covering this but it seems like they cover a lot vtuber stuff, and even got an interview with that one clown homo, neat I guess

You know speaking of Nic Cage movies I'm surprised Mori has never done a watch-along of Ghost Rider

>>76184687
Newbeat...
https://www.youtube.com/live/TFkun5Csvzg

Will the surgery stunt the growth of her knee?

>>76184833
Damn, I must've memory-holed the shit out of this cause I don't remember this at all lol

>>76184974
Debbie... Mori's a cake, her body is done growing.

>>76183686
But how will we know who is Mori and who isn't unless they do that stupid face touch thing?

Mori Calliope > Calliope Mori > Opemori Calli

>>76165343
My guy doesn't recognise Sui-chan, disgraceful! She's cute today as well.

>>76184974
What if she comes back, but she's a few inches taller?

>>76186196
Knee grow?

>>76184687
debbie....

For Nic Cage movies, Mori should watch The Rock or Lord of War.

>>76187453
>The Rock
Mori should watch that one DOOM movie with the Rock in it

Rratsis has been looking a lot of more erotic lately....

Yeah, fuck P3R

>>76189750
Rights the current one yeah?

>>76189750
What happened?

>>76190087
Performative outrage that the deluxe edition changed its description to reflect the fact that new DLC has since been released that isn't included in the bundle

>>76190582
Oh lmao

>>76189750
You are the 'Persona Twitter' that Mori makes fun of
Or you're from /pg/ which isn't much better

>>76191482
>Bae and Shiori starting MHW this week
The good news, when Morp comes back there'll be people around the level of progress

>>76191723
Unless Bae has said otherwise, she's only promised one stream to give it a try.

>>76184833
Spirit of Vengeance watchalong when

T-wolvesbeat are you here?
Can't believe you worried about that fat serbian and zesty canadian lightskin
Dudes blew a 20 point fucking lead lmao

>>76193485(me)
ON THEIR OWN HOME COURT TOO
Holy shit kek

next mori stream?

>>76193614
member streams in the last 4-5 days of may.

>>76167906
No. She is 80 something years old and almost certainly has no idea what vtubers are. She has no weeby inclinations.
She does know how to use Youtube (though I'm not sure how well) so it is theoretically possible that she could stumble across vtubers.

>>76193614
After this week

Mori and Bae should fuck

>>76194912
yeah me

anyone have the creepy nuts Mori songs from buzz rhythm? i lost them

>>76194912
Yeah, (me)

>>76193614
sometime in early july

>>76194912
But they’re sisters…

>>76194912
I think Bae might explode at this point if they did

>>76194912
Include IRyS and it's a deal

>>76194967
https://streamable.com/i633mx
https://streamable.com/7cl4fh

>>76194912
But that's gay

>>76194967
It's in the rentry
>https://rentry.org/3zf6w
Normally the it's the anchor post but the anchorbeat is on vacay I guess

>>76193614

>>76195175
Anchorbeat is Mori

>>76195175
>>76195096
spankies

>>76195092
CHaDsmash

>>76193485
Fuck me mate I was rooting for Nuggies and my Knickerboggmen lost.
I could even feel the depression in the air as I took the subway home.

>>76195550
This made me think of the Hulk and now I'm imaging a CHaD version of World War Hulk after they were betrayed and trapped in the time chamber kek

>>76195096
Nobishiro is her best outfit

>>76157736
She sang it twice already debbie

>>76195175
I'm on the train back from Chicago
I didn't miss it this year

>>76197898
Did you see Lotus Juice

>>76197898
Ooooh you're the guy who met Ayamy-mama?
Damn, you had a great weekend

>>76198054
Who the fuck goes to a concert at 2 in the afternoon

>>76198351
I dunno, seems like a fine time to me

>>76199638
cuuuuuuuute

I had a dream that I was mori and I had to help a niji with a podcast for some reason. It was weird

I miss her

>>76200205
Mori did help with that smol Kiara/Pomu collab. Your mind may of twisted that info into a dream.

I'm once again sweating my ass off and unable to sleep. Starting to agree with Mori's take that spring/summer are worst seasons

>>76200359
I/mori was giving vox some advice about how to format his podcast. I've never even watched him, I have no idea why it happened

>>76199638
I like that Mori at 0:07 seconds. Very mischievous looking.

>>76200511
Yeah, the brain is weird. I've had dreams with vtubers who I know of, but don't even know what their voice sounds like. The brain will take the vaguest connections and create things.

>>76200511
>>76200656
You guys are lucky, all my dreams are just me going to jail for committing crimes lmao

>>76181706
NO, YOU LOVE IT

>>76201522
My dreams are almost always hyper-realistic simulations of what I think will happen the next day. The amount of deja Vu I had until I realized how it worked was crazy, it was especially miserable in early school

>>76202086
>My dreams are almost always hyper-realistic simulations of what I think will happen the next day.
Same but my deja vu moments are usually weeks/months out

https://x.com/KiraChamo/status/1792289715611435503

>>76203073
Is this the "fat butt"?

>>76203272
It can fatter!

>>76203339
*it can get fatter
Thinking about Morp ass made me do a typo

Amelia Watson

>>76204291
Based

>>76202086
Oh I remember I had those back in middle school, it was extremely confusing since I rarely remember dreams but I always remembered those.

I want to make Calli some beef, vegetable, and barley soup with stock stewed from beef shanks in the slow cooker. Just need salt, pepper, sweet onions, garlic, carrots celery, potatoes, paprika, and a bit of Worchestershire sauce.

>>76204291
This post's for Ame, an adorable, dorky, wonderful detective (and temporary reaper)!

>>76204618
Thanks recipebeat

how to make good chicken wings?

>>76204982
Get rid of the bones

>>76204982
Kenji's baking powder oven wings recipe is pretty good

>>76137578
Previous thread: >>76068734

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Remember to love your Mori. :}

>>76204982
It's all in the sauce

>>76204982
It's about getting the right internal temperature. Overcook your wings and they become dry. Undercook your wings and you're upchucking your guts. You have to experiment a little with frying, baking, and if you have a grill: smoking. When you get smoked barbecue wings right you'll never go back to frying or baking.

>>76204291

I guess since Calli has to lose weight she'll probably have to do keto for a year or two. Besides seared meat I wonder what meals we can make to keep her sane from sugar withdrawals.

>>76198351
Oh boy 2 in the afternoon!
It’s called a Matinee showing

Wamelia Atson

Mori should wage war against the Catholic church

>>76208291
Mori should dechristianize 18th century France

>>76208453
Mori should mend the schism

Mori should play Secret of Mana co-op with me. It'll be fun.

>>76208624
How good is your banter tho?

>>76208697
Hit or miss. But when it hits it hits.

>>76208865
How good are you at avoiding saying slur live on-air?

>>76209353
On-air? What do you think I am? A homostar? I just want to play games privately so Calli and I can say all the slurs we want offline.

But to answer your question probably as good as PewDiePie. He only said a slur once on stream but it ended his career.

>>76209655
WTF where'd you get this pic of me form???

I hope Mori is enjoying whatever game she decided to pick up on Steamdeck

>>76210162
Mori should download some ROMs and use her steamdeck as an emulation machine

>>76210475
It's pretty fucking great, I've been playing all sorts of survival horror games from the PS2 but I don't know if Mori would do it. But then again, she figured out how to mod her copy of Stardew.

>>76210532
She has hinted at using emulators and roms before. I'm sure she could figure it out.

>>76210560
So weird to me that she'd try that out but won't risk installing a new SSD, ram or the GPU for her American beefed up PC

i went to a brothel and the girl i got had this on her shelf staring at me the whole time.

https://x.com/CrShow0113/status/1792111145383571461

>>76211177
Based if true

>>76211934
Pretty good. The tiara looks a bit basic, but at least there's no alien face effect.

>>76211177
How long did you last

>>76212179
Yea, but I mostly just thought her lighting was cool

mori legs
mori thighs
mori feet

>>76213051
Need
Need
Need

Oyasumi

>>76214448
Oh fuck forgot my image lol

https://youtube.com/shorts/Hxaj-BGfrMM

>>76214189
i love kimono

>>76215733
Fix the fucking hands already

>>76211177
The signs were all there. Time to marry her

https://www.youtube.com/live/7kS7LNMqJOY?si=1QYYMCRh6LIkAE_F

AZKi/Suzie anni if anyone is interested

>>76210475
>emulation
>in a corpo
Sigh...

>>76216964
That’s a big tail…

>>76216964
I miss them...

nighty noodles

>>76216934
In her free time, not for (you)

>>76217346
I just woke up. We are no longer in sync... But nini anyway

>>76217346
Reminder that Mori can't sleep face down anymore because of the surgery.

big huge gigantic fucking tits

>>76217813
They broke her knee. She should reduce her tits to save her knees.

>>76217738
>tits too big to sleep on her stomach
>ass too fat to sleep on her back
no one suffers like Mori

>>76217813

>>76218582
how does that bitch sleep?

>>76216079
That was a really nice stream with a great karaoke to boot

Just a reminder that due to extended downtime because of knee surgery complications, Calliope Mori's breasts will increase in size.

>>76218682
unironically on her side

>>76219728
How will she be able to control her weight if she can't exercise in the near future

when will she be able to have vigorous sex with me again

>>76217232
>>76217232
>>76217232
>>76217232

>>76219728
True. This also means her thighs and ass with get even fatter. Her streaming chair doesn't stand a chance.

>>76217500
AAAAA DUDU CUTE

>>76217500
Mating with Tutu…

>>76221025
Leo…

>>76221025
Ghost cat mating with tutu

>>76221633
Ghost cat firing blanks at his sister

He has no game
He doesn't even have balls

>>76223479
Ghosticles

>>76223479
He has balls, they just lost their pertness after the snip snip

Our boy might as well snap a pic of Dudu while recovering, eh?

Is Calliope Mori secretly adorable

>>76224838
No, everyone can see that is true.

If Ina has call-ins today, I could definitely see Mori showing up

https://twitter.com/Zacky_Orange04/status/1792542927958470989

>>76224838
Secretly? Its hella obvious. And the level goes beyond cute its now beautiful.

>>76225760
looking cool, joker

Hopefully Mori sees that Vaati uploaded a 5 and a half-hourlong AC6 video for her

https://twitter.com/milkyqueen_idol/status/1792591507469250642

would you make a good husband/wife for mori, debbies?