/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76121265
Good

>>76121265
Mori... just chill I hope she is ok

Damn her doctor had a rimworld moment

>>76121265
Lets gooooo

>>76121265
I hope she feels better soon. I don't watch her anymore but she's friends with a few streamers I like and she seems super cool.

>>76121265
Good riddance

>>76121265
She talked about how her surgery was "very soon" for like a year. She shouldn't have kept delaying it.

>>76122013
yeah, she's the only holo thats on good terms with enna and the trash taste boys

>>76121265
She should stop eating burgers and actually lose weight

>>76121879
Her knee was connected to giant sea turtles?

>>76122097
>lose weight
are you gay?

>>76121265
Legit going to jack off to Mori suffering.

Mori to be the second holo to die, let's go!

>>76122569
Who's the first?

It’s nice she still thinks about and updates deadbeats during times like this

>>76122713
Mio.

>>76121265
Death can't die. It goes against her keyfabe.

>>76122097
>and actually lose weight
Fag

Hololive is healing

>>76121265
>Knee hort
The sequel is coming

How was she exercising that she blew out her knee?

>>76123357
Squatting on my dick

>>76123357
Horses get pretty violent during coitus

>>76123357
Probably over exercising,

>>76123357
She skydived 30,000 feet without a parachute.

>>76123632
if only

>>76123446
>>76123451
>>76123604
>>76123632
Shit like this is why i still love it /here/

>janny got mad because I'm happy Mori is suffering
Didn't know I was on reddit.
Hope Mori dies. Fuck you.

>>76123451
kek

>>76123357
Jogging screws your knees if done without proper progressive training and overweight

>>76122888
Didn't she say that even reapers can die in her story video?

>>76123357
Horse sex is pretty violent, also horses get more mori pussy than the mods and that makes them seethe with envy

>>76121265
I got family and friends who are workaholics
They have a mini panic attack if they relax and do nothing specially if they got no control over it.
Maybe it's the same for her?

>>76123357
bones can only take so much weight

>>76125514
Hopefully at least the rapper part of her dies so the world doesn't have to be subjected to that cringe anymore

>>76121265
Maybe she should've taken all the fat jokes as a genuine warning

LET'S GOOOOOOO

>>76123357
>How was she exercising that she blew out her knee?

>>76126323
lmao

>>76121265
Did Mori finally admit that her injury was from the horse going too hard inside her?

mods are so triggered by horses lol, I'm sure mori will give you a turn on the horsecock after she polishes it clean!

Whats the point of "baiting" mods then getting mad about getting banned anyway?

>>76127888
thank you based horseposter for moving the overton window for the rest of us
t. morifatposter

>>76128187
just pointing out that they're petty fucks undeserving of respect

>>76123357
she's not the first holo to exercise wrong. they really need to learn proper form first

>>76128187
Please get back to work janny, or we'll have to cut into your paycheck

>>76123357
Squats would be my guess. Doesn't matter how good your form is it's still going to put massive strain the knees. I've had to remove them from my own routine for that precise reason.
Jogging is another possibility.

>>76123357
I'll tell you how I blew out her back

She REALLY should have used the kneepads while 'earning' her UMG contract.

>>76123357
Fat people working out are always at risk for breaking joints. If you don't have the muscle to support your body mass against the forces of gravity, then more work and stress get placed on parts of the body that make friction often - the joints. Then you put more stress on them in the hope you survive long enough to make said muscle, and obviously the faster the better.

Also she did a few concerts so I guess the idol practice was already tons of knee and ankle stress on top of it all.

>>76126323
Oh no no

>>76123357
The steed got a little excited

>>76121265
Post movie reccomendations. I know Mori is /here/ so even if they aren't those kidns of movie Master and Commander and Moon are kino. The frighteners is also good for a death themed movie.

>>76123357
Ask the horny horse she was with minutes before the disaster.

>>76121265
No, she’s Death.

>>76122090
If she dies nothing of value will be lost

i find it endearing how in depth this communication is, i might not watch her but good communication is valuable. hope deadbeats are doing alright

>>76122713
Remember when people thought Haachama was dead?

>>76136931
I hope shizzy dies

>>76121265
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76136650
>>76136896
Sorry...

Does all the horseposting have some basis or is it a random shitpost thing?

>>76137681
It's an annoying and unfunny forced meme. Problem is if you acknowledge how shit it is like Kronii did then you get things like what's happening in catalog right now.

>>76121265
Thank you for the good news

>>76137681
Mori *ahem* had access to horses white girl in Texas, much like Hex once got fingered in a Sydney nightclub.

docs in moon land are overly cautious. having any single complication during a routine pregnancy will lead them to suggesting 5 months in the hospital (no cap). So she's probably fine.

>>76121265
all i'm getting from this is she's going to be EVEN fatter because of stress eating.

LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Vax status?

>>76123451
lmao

>>76123357
Probably squats

>>76138704
2 ugly models back to back because he’s insecure about his height, low 4-view which can lower at any moment

>>76122075
She was probably waiting for after the concert where she had to sing and dance.

>>76123632
Then how come Earth isn't destroyed dinosaur-style?

>>76139559
kek

>>76121265
FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS

>>76121265
Nah but If we are lucky she’ll never be able to walk again 8}
Just imagine: no more appearance in any 3d concert

>>76137681
deadbeats use blatantly fake and gay horseposting to drown out true and accurate fat ass cow triple chinigami posting (picture related)

>>76123357
If you watch sports, you'll see that this shit happens all the time. Including NBA players having knee surgery and have to sit some months out.

You can be fit and atheltic and still blow out your knees. Just becareful to never overwork your legs. Especially if you're a fat fuck. And I know cali isn't fat. Just working out way too much.

>>76121265
Her knee got infected or something

>>76139242
It actually took me a moment to understand

>>76140690
>cali isn't fat
I actually think it's due to her yoyo dieting. She'll get really into fitness, start seeing some progress, then stop and go back to being a fat fuck for a while, then get somewhat fit again, and on and on. That shit's bad for the body. You have the mindset and muscle memory of someone with a certain level of fitness but you're approaching your workout with the body of someone who's been sitting on their ass for a few weeks. It's a bad mix and it inevitably leads to injuries.

>>76123357
dating with kson

>>76140690
>sports
An average Joe isn't pushing his body to 200% to win medals, anon. I don't see why would anyone use sports as role models when it comes to physical health and longevity. They trade future health for immediate mega level of fitness right now.

this is what happens when you're fat and move around too much

>>76139998
I can feel all the estrogen pills that are behind this post

it's both funny and sad that Mori being upset and apologetic to her fans over not being able to go back to streaming as soon as she wanted baited some real mindless seethe
she's being a good example of communication and respecting your fanbase investment into your well-being and a big contrast to her early self

>>76121265
>I like to identify what I can do to help and better myself and do it.
Maybe at some point in the last 5 years she could have identified "losing weight" as something she can do.

>>76122090
anon it’s been 2 years the accident wasn’t your fault

>>76137681
when elevenlabs was made public, some faggot started making voice clones of holoENs talking about sucking off horses
only the Mori version caught on

>>76144568
she even heard it, and she liked it so much she wanted her sheriff outfit to have a horse prop

>>76123446
It was too small so she had to squat lower than usual

>>76121265
someone save her

>>76140308
So true, And with a bit of luck we can get some true and accurate wheelchair posting for the rest of her disabled life <3

>The other day I was just hinking about what to grab for lunch and started crying and hyperventilating on the spot
She's become really feminized

>>76123357
Squats without a proper rest. Jumping exercises if she's really retarded.

>>76121265
great news!

>>76121265
Feel better soon Calli.

>>76145564
Pregnancy will unironically fix her

>>76121265
moririn...

>>76121265
Chances of her never walking again? Not that I wish her that or anything

>>76121265
That's sad

Thats alot of words to say shes pregnant
with me

Sisters really like to fantasize about Hololive girls dying, huh? Every day. Pretty sick, IMO.

>Probably in enough pain to be prescribed opiates
Mori's street cred is shooting through the roof

>>76155512
>sisters
you're not convincing anyone

>>76155624
Sounding a bit defensive there, sister. What kind of death fantasies do you have about Hololive girls, you mentally ill cunt?

>>76121265
since she's /here/ i have a feeling she wrote this to be as transparent as possible and to avoid any rrats or "SHE HATES US" ideas popping up.

I'm honestly so fucking sick of vtubers dropping Kayfabe to tell us about their roommates' personal lives.

Choose a fucking lane, you stupid whores. Are you a grim reaper or some white bitch? No, seriously, why is the GRIM FUCKING REAPER telling me about knee surgery?

Does no one else think this shit is gay as fuck? It surely can't be me, right?

>>76121265
Feels bad man

>>76155769
>hololive girls
lol

>>76156204
nigga, you don't even follow the keyfabe properly, part of her deal is being granted a human body during the hiatus

>>76159213
then why are her tits so big

>>76161875
I think the better question is why not? If you had the option wouldn't you take it?

>>76156204
I mean I hate kayfabe and prefer an authentic human experience over the fantasy in streams. Each to their own.

>>76123357
exercising isn't not just lifting
it's eating well, sleeping, lifting, resting, sleeping, eating well and then more sleeping

dancing counts as lifting

>>76121265
Even more reason why swimming is the ultimate exercise; low impact, good calorie burner, makes you build muscle.

>>76121265
>how is the grim reaper crying
because you aren't your avatar you are a fat american feminist whore

i hope nothing happens to her, she's my favorite braphog

>>76121265
>Mori is dying...
She will harvests her soul to jdon.

>>76121265
>workaholic hoped up on painkillers unable to work or move much
She probably should get tips from ironmouse on how to keep yourself busy while half dead.

>>76121265
Get well soon big booty woman

Workaholic? More like foodaholic

>>76121265
Hololive made her more emotional and gay

>>76121265
somehow I feel like her roommate will somehow make a miracle recovery in time for con season

>>76121265
Gura should've been the one crippled instead.

>>76121265
Sure, let's break down the community post from YouTube:

Main Takeaways:
Recovery Update:

The poster had knee surgery that was more complicated and took longer than expected.
They are currently in a lot of pain but have been told they'll have more mobility options and can focus on rehabilitation soon.
Emotional and Mental State:

They are struggling with the recovery process and the need to relax and do nothing, which they find difficult.
They experienced an emotional breakdown recently, indicating heightened emotions post-surgery.
Future Streaming Plans:

They won’t be streaming for longer than initially thought.
They have a rough estimate of returning by the end of May but will do members-only streams towards the end of their break.
Seeking Recommendations:

They are looking for movie recommendations, specifically thrillers with psychological twists.
They also want game recommendations that are suitable for the Steam Deck.
Mood of the Person Writing:
The mood of the writer, Mori Calliope, appears to be a mix of determination and vulnerability. Despite the physical and emotional challenges, they show a resolve to get better and maintain a positive outlook ("I’m not giving up on healing!"). However, they are also candid about their struggles with immobility, feelings of uselessness, and heightened emotions, indicating a level of distress and frustration.

What to Expect:
Short-Term:
Expect fewer public streams from Mori Calliope until the end of May.
There may be some members-only streams as she gets closer to her return.
Mid to Long-Term:
Once recovered, she plans to resume her regular streaming schedule and activities.
Viewers can anticipate her return to be accompanied by enthusiasm and renewed energy, ready to "conquer over humanity" again.
Overall, the post communicates a clear picture of her current struggles and plans, along with a call for support and patience from her audience.

>>76121265
She is walling

>>76121265

>>76168568
Feminization successful

>>76156204
>COMMUNICATE WITH US!
>ALSO DONT COMMUNICATE WITH US!
KYS STUPID FUCKING CATALOGNIGGERS