/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

SEX with OLDER WOMEN

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

Reminder to take it personally if you don't get drafted, the captain DOES hate you.

This is too much pressure, I'm grinching

>>76092157
>>76092177
UUUUUU
he hates all of us

>>76092177
i would've done the same

>>76092177
take another shot and get in that mumble

CAPTAIN SAY HI AGAIN, YOU'RE NOT MARKED ONLINE

GET DRAFTED GET DRAFTED GET DRAFTED GET DRAFTED

why is someone in that poker chase room
i forgot i even had that tab open

>he picked a master
we have a chance

>>76092900
the only non prime number

I hate the purple hag

have a bump before I go to get lunch, good luck with the drafting

>picked
>not the jong team
Another succesful escape.

Looks like the timezones may get some of you

>>76094294
I think it was obvious we were fucked on AUS timezone, I would've signed up for it in the old timeslot

I can't believe jongstalker HATES furry

>>76094502
I can't believe furry hates the other timezones

>>76094502
TO said next round is ok to pick anyone so furry is in UNLESS Xenia actually HATES him

>>76094361
I knew we were fucked for AUS, didn't realize we were going to be pretty tight for EU hours too though.

Okay, good luck dog. I moved you to last at your request.

Good luck with your team

>>76095425
>last pick dog
rip Sara

rip dog

:(

I will have sex with league players

If I hadn't pointed out that that guy had stolen my name, would you have picked him (if his hours weren't literally the worst)?

>>76096189
No, I'm aware you're a different anon

>>76096208
I thought you said you thought we were the same person. idk maybe I'm retarded.

>>76096294
I did for a bit, but I realized it a couple months ago

I'm on a grinch team, it's fucking over

>streamer nomi wasn't the last pick
holy fuck, poor last guy

Well I was expecting a disaster where half of us got sniped for no good reason.

jongstalker hates me

>>76096526
It went better than expected, based on the random in thread talk about sniping. RIP dog

I didn't get picked...

>>76096380
>streamer nomi is on a team
How does that work?

>>76096675
I have no idea, I assume he'll be a mascot character or something

>>76096675
he tsumogiri bots while discussing discards

>>76096657
I may have ordered my list a bit wrong

>>76096657
I tried my best to deduce you.

>in the jong team
be ready for me to lose, captain

>>76096916
I don't think anyone expected anything else from this team

I shouldn't have singed up

>>76097047
your team looks fine, did your teammate 20 second ron you once or something?

You got on the winning team. You'll be fine.

>>76097188
>implying they'll show up and not grinch

i don't think this pokerchase game is happening

I'll poko

Welp, time to afk for 2 weeks. Good luck.

So who is in the team? I refused to sign for this

>>76097549
team 2 on the sheet

>>76097549
everyone that the captain didn't hate

how the fuck did I get selected?

how many rolls would it take to get a kakegurui slut in poko?

Did anyone not into vtubers actually get drafted to the vtuber team?

>>76097868
Uh...

>>76097868
probably our last 2 picks

so did any jongers get sniped?
t. spy

>>76098070
One cat as far as I can tell but he plays on /mjg/ too

How many vtubers do we have in the vtubing team

>>76098070
I was never getting picked by jongstalker anyway

>>76098140
1
we're frauds

>>76098070
team 9 sniped one, team 10 sniped another, the other ones are probably more /mjg/

>>76098197(me)
and team 14 I guess, but he was streamer nomi

>>76098197
>team 9
who?

>I just got who'd

>>76098319
the one that probably just got picked for funny name

>>76098319
Round 8

>>76098358
It's okay your on a team with me anon, you'll be just fine.

>>76098447

>>76098564
You really should say something in the irc tho, and I regret to inform you but you share a team with a deadbeat.

I may be too retarded to know in which team I got selected into

>>76098889
Just give me your name

>>76098889
>open spreadsheet
>open Draft tab
>ctrl+F your name
>look at what row it's in

>>76098884
in the past we would be enemies...

>>76098931
>>76098931
Ok I see where I am, ty jong bros

>>76098178
We have two because I started streaming 3 weeks ago...

>everyone moved to talk in the IRC now
so this is... thread death...

>>76102081
the IRC is dead too and we're still waiting on some people to join it

you will regret not drafting me

>>76102582
Tetromino...

>>76102582
It is what it is...

>>76104292
is drawanon back or is this an old one that I missed?

>>76104396
it's old. gomen

it's time to yuzuko

tileman is live
https://www.twitch.tv/rezuul

>he's quoting something from /mjg/ again
his non /here/ viewers must actually be confused

where do we see who got drafted? im stupid and can't find it

>cockney
it's a yorkshire accent

>>76111264
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JIF4MrqxoJw3Ipu0E5A-_Cq6PegefUD5zpAjuiJPRB8/edit#gid=961217045

>>76111368
thank you

>>76111009
what did he say

while tileman deranks, im gonna rank up (hopefully)
https://www.twitch.tv/kopadot

>>76112571
he read this out >>>/vg/478160259

>>76112842
Anon, that's a scrubquotes tweet

>>76112842
i saw that one on twitter

>>76114692
sex with ghost mikoanon!

>>76115427
>that's not ectoplasm

>>76115427

I have decided that I do not like jong anymore.

>>76117854
you liked it before?

>>76117854
can I have your team spot

>>76117958
Yes. It looked a lot more appealing when it was being played by cute anime girls.
>>76118029
No.

>>76118139
that's why I only watch old men play mahjong

I'm itching to start photoshopping shadows onto chairs, but it is as of yet uncertain to what end.

>>76118769
you're going to have to track down the remaining players in streams and wrangle them into IRC to get a theme

>>76104292
M-masuka!!!

>>76120602
Still to show:
Furry
Deranker
1 view miko (I've told him already)
FOC guy I drafted near the end. Honestly he might be full grinching

>>76121059
I'll be on IRC like, later
>t. deranker

>>76122778
Good to hear

>we're the lowest powerlevel team
hell yeah

>>76123717
We're even lower than that because deranker lied about his ranking.

>>76123765
>we could've been the only negative power level team
why did he do it

>>76123765
i know lmao
he can still complete the first loop

>>76123765
I did not LIE i simply embellished slightly.

>>76125919
league is killing the thread...

>>76125965
I got no sleep, am hungover and have basically just been sitting here at the computer thinking of anything I could make regarding OC or any idea to suggest at all and have achieved nothing other than making my headache worse.

>>76126172
we still have pregnancy as our backup

>>76126172
just go to sleep so I can queue ranked

>>76126172
Well, you don't have to think too hard yet anon. We're still in the picking a theme phase. Take it easy. Once we've worked out what we're actually going to do, then we can figure out who's doing what.

>>76126327
Queue up.
>>76126334
Oh I've just considered today a wash in general and I have nothing else to do. I made the mistake of trying to play a game, I will not repeat that mistake.

FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

>he didnt shill stream potion on his application
boot him from the fucking team

>>76127674
Sex is all Xenia is good for.

>>76127674
Imagine the cuddling...

>>76128711
It's mandatory for it to be on the tablecloth. Else I grinch.

>>76130046
Sorry, all the space on the tablecloth is reserved for coffee shilling.

>>76130109
>coffee
team theme?

What about a chair theme'd wrestling team

I have acquired new homo emotes, your profiles are not safe

>>76130775
did you finally get him?

>>76130817
No I did a fortune charm 10 roll after dealing into kokushi and got another twink

>>76132701
/jong/ is resting to prepare for the league /mjg/ genocide

I wasn't even fat kid potential for /vt/

>>76127674

I'm gonna say it, reading the IRC doc was gay and I would rather just use discord

>>76134903
No reason to not use discord as long as it's closed by the end of the tournament otherwise this thread would die

>>76134939
that's a good point, we would have to be very strict about the discord being league only so the thread doesn't become a corpse

>>76133251
He tried to last pick you

>>76134903
discord seems inherently gayer than IRC

>>76135342
>he doesn't want /jong/ jackoff teambuilding sess to have video
can we please kick this guy off the team too? great

Do you guys wanna coordinate through discord?

I prefer IRC but will use Discord if that's what others want.

https://poal.me/kcy4qq

>>76135557
same

looks like IRC boomers are winning

discord trannies...we...

>vtumor
>d*scord
Name a better combo

>>76136475
THAT'S what you learn about in crow book 1?!

>>76135622
it makes sense /pcg/ is a retirement home

Nothing good comes with pisscord

>>76136846
>the talents: old and retarded
>the fans: old and retarded
yeah, its being a phaser all right

>>76136870
I could see the argument that voice chat might make it easier to brainstorm stuff or work on OC, but I'm sure we could find some teamspeak/vent/mumble server to use if it came down to it

>>76137024
actually talking to any of you would ruin my fabricated entity i imagine you to be and make me grinch

>>76137024
I can host a mumble server for you on my VPS if you really need one

I have a teamspeak already but >>76137118

Text only please

good night jong

Good night forever

suuuup jongkeks?? did the draft work out? is a vtumor team ON?
gooood veery goooood

>>76140833
We missed a couple of people. But got most of the team together.

be real /jong/
can we luckshit into a good place?

>>76143603
luckshitting into semis should be possible

>>76143603
The master 3 capipi, the CEO of luckshitting, and the furry will carry.

>>76144298
>the furry will carry.
this one I believe

The furry can only perform with home court advantage

The furry is net negative just with high variance luckshitting that is perfectly timed to ruin your day.

i don't get irc

the furry is retarded?

>>76149406
what do you need help with

>>76149965
don't worry i'll figure it out... thanks :)

So you are the furry team?

>>76152550
We have all of the Hannah's and wanted all of the Wanjiro's but failed in that regard. So yes, we are the furry team.

i did it >>76149406

>>76153031
you deserve your tummy rubbed as a reward

>>76153031
>almost an hour and a half later

kyubi final fight might happen in 30 >>76152150
the phase group will be up first

>>76153655
I have unfortunately been missing this whole thing so far.

I have a great idea.
>stuff an entire set of mahjong tiles in a woman's vagina.
>instead of drawing a tile from a wall she pushes one out into your hand

>>76156331
the coomer-brained posts in this thread are getting more and more disturbing

>>76157333
>doesn't want a warm, moist tile gently deposited into your hand accompanied by the sound of a soft moan
Gay

If we go with the pregnancy theme i’m going to throw up

Good morning /jong/

You fucks better start bumping this thread because I’m golfing for the next 5 hours

>>76161347
I can't believe golfing is code fro getting gangbanged by old men

discord

/jong/ is fighting again!
http://vtleague.420699.xyz

>>76161515
ez win

>>76161515
>qb nearly perfects Shiori
>gets ringed out from one combo

>>76161384
giwtwm...

>>76161719
The Khub is unstoppable, she also did great earlier

>>76161780
That's really fucking gay, jonger

>>76161384
>golf is old white men
>mahjong is old yellow men
All what would you do to corner the old black men market?

>>76162430
Videos of women with large posteriors

>>76161347
>xenianon hates us
It’s over…

>>76162430
Dice throwing

Midday jong
Majsoul Friends Room 56994(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=56994

>>76161515
Khubie STRONG

>>76162430
Bones.

>>76162759
I don't think he uses iphone filenames, that's hardstuck E2.

>>76162834
3/4

i hate purple woman

I did it. I finally resisted the call of the open Kan

Why is chasing pairs always death sentence ?

>>76164146
dragon-loli-kun...

>>76164218
Nope, purple woman

>>76164263
oh, then go die, purple woman. i hate you!

>>76164345
I don't deserve this

>>76162834
WJ

Well jonged! I defeated purple woman so second place is fine.

>>76164438
you're right, anon. i don't hate you specifically, i hate the purple woman who represents you.

>>76162834
2/4 if anyone else wants to join

>>76164548
It's not my fault I'm a poorfag and I like her for her yandere emotes. I don't know why that's hate able

>>76164830
You don't have $4.99 for a jade amulet?

>>76165139
Well who knows if I would like the character I'd get?

>>76165350
you'll like her. don't worry

>>76165350
Save for a banner. You can also hoard the free roll you can earn every month.

>>76161515
jong is on again!

well jonged~

Well jonged!

In todays episode of random games I found, this looks fucking sick.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1761220/Prosperous_Universe/

>>76167388
>spreadsheet simulator
stop trying to tempt me away from mahjong practice and coming up with ideas for the theme and oc

QB about to bring jong to the finals of ogey calibur

>>76169428
all shall kneel to the sanma queen

>deranker still hasn't joined IRC

>>76171587
He needs to get back to m1 first

evens read more RMS
odds fail to come up with a theme or oc
0 buy a fortune charm

>>76173303
keep rolling

>>76173339
another day without a fortune charm

>>76177017
nini
didn't you wake up 6hours ago?

>>76162930
Hardstuck E3 now thank you

I'd say you'll pay for the next time dog but you are my teammate.

>>76181530
when all you do is play with luckshitters you have to harness your own luckshitting ability to stand a chance

>>76179513
So...you gonna get in the IRC sometime soon? Your name is already on the missing players list

>>76181666
Why don't you ever harness it here then?

>>76182582
he's saving it for league

>>76182582
it only comes out in jongstalker mjg rooms

RATE THE VAMPIRE
RATE THE WHISPERING
RATE THE PLATH

Marco was a chad. He'd be a /jonger/ if he was still alive.

>>76182582
it's kind of like Akagi vs Washizu, it ebbs and flows

>>76182832
Cute vampire
Breath taking
book is interesting, but i was so damn tired i was half asleep so it's a pretty fragmented in my mind

i need a Khubie at home to put me (and her) to sleep with her sweet whispers

Majsoul Friends Room 63958(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=63958

>>76184088
started also i forgot to mention i turned on Local yaku~!

>>76184153
>filled almost inmediately
dead hope

>>76177017
>>76177131
I'm noticing things...

>>76184879
maybe you should be noticing filenames instead

>>76184088
WJ

>>76184088
wj :)

>>76184088
wj!

>>76184088
>>76185602
>>76185608
>>76185656
Well jonged. Gomen my internet decided to kill its self at the end.

>>76186919
your curse won't work on me as I was also a Miko player at one point

>>76187071
Its just a thread bump...is bump miko no more? Is curse miko all who remains?

>>76187071
But have you been an okim? GET 4TH DERANK DEAL IN

so many mikoanons... who have we been raping this whole time?

>>76187441

>>76187441
mikoanon isn't real, he's just an idea

>>76187582
>he

>>76187582

>>76188137
>roasties in jong
meds

>>76189087
Mikoanon is a hole, nothing more, nothing less.

gonna get a yuzu themed itasha wrap

>>76191302
I mean, I'd be pretty hyped if I actually saw that in person, but I'm obligated to post angry kaavi here

>getting tricked into making OC for the TF2 team so I can get a Yuzu exterminator

>>76191701
im technically a miki main so youll never get me

felt like doing this low q qb meme but in fact its autobiographical

>>76192500
the khub

>>76192500

>>76191302
hopefully you live in California and get ref'd

>>76191701
>tricking the team that didn't draft me into making OC for another team

room after i buy alcohol

>>76193338
Spend 4 hours buying it, I want to watch the new Jenny Nicholson video before I play.

>>76193338
spend 9 hours buying it so I can play after work

>>76193338
spend 0 hours buying it so i can play NOW

>>76193226
has your team shared their favorite loli doujins or come up with a theme yet?

>>76193738
no..

>>76193802
grim

fuck this game

>>76194223
stop playing ranked and just become an foc

Blitz + No tips + four red 5s + local yaku
Majsoul Friends Room 16730(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=16730

>always when i'm in ranked

>>76195232
3/4

>>76195232
started
>>76195321
sowwy

>>76195232
wj 3/4 3 minute break

>>76195232
gg didnt got bullied for once

>>76198854
wj

>>76192657

>>76195232
WJ

>>76195232
well jonged

wj

>>76195232
wj yuzu sex

wtf is local yaku?

>>76201022
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_mahjong_yaku#cite_ref-18

at the bottom

>>76201022
mostly just uumensai, tsubame gaeshi, and kanburi

>>76201022
A setting that exists to allow you to play with a few additional yaku, but there's only 3 relevant ones. swallow flip, which is +1 for ronning someone on their riichi tile. just call everything, which gives you +1 for calling down to a single tile and also lets terminal nyaggers win. and uumensai, which is 1 each of every suit, a wind, and a dragon, so 5 different types. Oh and also ronning someone before your first draw is a yakuman.

>>76198854
Cute hime

The only two local yaku that exist is winning off a riichi tile and winning with a fully open hand. The rest don't exist.

>>76201129
>only 3 relevant ones
I'm still mad about that game where I dealt into a chuupinraoyui nomi

I think I've missed most opportunities to play with pink woman poster so far, or I have and just don't realize its them.

MJS should add open riichi.

>>76201152
he may??

Man, I want to fuck Yuzu so bad...

Sorry to wake you Anon but your janitor hired me to reduce the Yuzu population in your thread. I just wanted to inform you before I start my work as there will be loud noises outside.

>>76201379
Himemori

>>76201475
Thanks for the heads up, I'll just turn up this stream.

https://streamable.com/taph5i

>>76201475
>We have more yuzus and more furries than /mjg/

>>76201603
someone follow this link and report their findings

Personally I think there should be more Yuzu's.

>>76201658
looks normal to me

>>76201648
Sounds like the France /jong/ party is going to be very fun~~

>>76201658
there's no panko manko in there, don't bother clicking it

https://streamable.com/i99bl3

>>76201862
Just post a cute femboys cock and spare us the foreplay.

>>76201911
The femboy diary posting arc is when I stopped being a lunaito

>>76202028
The what arc??

>>76202028
the WHAT???

>>76202028
the what arc

This thread is not long for this world

Let’s rape the mikoanons to restore some semblance of straightness in this thread

good

>>76202028
I have never heard of a lunaito femboy diary arc

>>76202077
>>76202100
>>76202106
The current state of /jp/ lunaitos

>>76202272
>/jp/
I have not been back since the exodus. I was hoping some of them would migrate to make the luna thread on /vt/ more active but now I'm feeling like we dodged a bullet

I will bake

>>76202398
NO MORE BREAD

>>76202028
You should like, post whatever so are so I can read them for my personal enjoyment...

>>76202455

>>76202455
Semen demon liker...

Why is everyone in this thread so gay? Is this because it's an off-shoot of /pcg/?

>>76202693
yes

>>76202693
no~~

>>76202381
I think it was just one third worlder lunaito that would always diary post. But the forced lunaitos are femboys meme was a lot worse than when every lunaito was jacked.

>>76202693
>gay
Excuse me, but the creator of the rules for lovense mahjong is itt.

>>76202693
because I can talk about lolige in /mjg/ I don't need to do it here

>>76202810
>forced lunaitos are femboys meme
I didn't even know this was a thing now.

a new, less gay thread >>76202914

>>76202231
I havent gone back to jp since the exile so this is news to me I thought we were still buff

>>76203956
Are there three different lunaitos in this thread?

>>76205600
lunaitos-> spics
spics -> fighting games
fighting games -> jong

its all logical