/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76087276
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>76087288
Amen

Wishing for Heavenly Bodies collab soon...

christ, already?
here, have all of them

>>76087288
amen

>>76087276
armis boys LOVE

>>76087344

>>76087303
Hell yeah support the cause nigga

it's been 6 months, I feel like we should have armis orgy art already

Anyone wanna dump their porn collection

>>76087484
>>76087457
the way altare says it reeks of sarcasm to me, but is subtle enough to seem legit

rare ship

>>76087288
Amen

>>76087610
it's a reference, retard
A bad one? probably, yeah, but a reference still.

>>76087545
There never was HQ orgy art either

>>76087701
sorry that i'm not terminal enough to know this reference

>>76087675
Not really rare, I think most artists just went dormant for a while. Top 3 Flay ships for me

>>76087545
All the productive and talented anons left, only lazy talentless fucks like us remain.

>>76087789
He explained it right after he said it, on the two times he used it

>>76087675
How is this rare? They went to that camping trip together. I think a lot of Flay ships just die eventually for whatever reason Bettel

>>76087342
>Heavenly Bodies
Who?

>>76087870
rare as in this is the only ship art I've ever seen of them

>>76087899
Cancelled because of unfortunate circumstances

>>76087993
It was one of the more common ones for a while, but the steam really went out of it after Flayon decided to go all-in on Bettel.

>>76087784
well there was one, but it's yume art
https://files.catbox.moe/evksrm.jpg

>>76087993
does this count?

>>76087993
newfagchama...

>>76087784
Uncultered swine
https://x.com/lamp_after_dark/status/1784784886621941771?s=46&t=2d6EnK7id51vIyyvjq3gtQ

kek in forgot how brutal HQsisters can get.

>>76088217
I've been so focused on solo streams that I forgot how much I miss flaytare collabs

>>76088842
Sex

>>76088601

did flaytare ever play ffxiv together?

>>76088898
Funny how you think this will trigger HQsisters when they are mostly starsfag who have been through multiple graduations.

>>76089114
Funny how you think I wanna trigger anyone, I'm just having fun by shitting on the quitters.

>>76087699
ToT

>>76089046
Besides that cameo during VG announcement, I can only remember one time Altare dropped by in-game, hugged him and left

>>76089143
>I have fun by shitting on people
So you're just a schizo, my mistake carry on.

>>76089196
Why does Altare play multiplayer games and lament how he is alone and when other starsEN start playing said games he drops them

>>76089261
kek why are you so defensive over inactive talents

>>76089066
>Magmite couple
How would that relationship be like?

>>76089261
HQsister status: triggered

>>76089261
Yeah, the schizo act of supporting those who didn't quit. You mentioned sisters being starfags as an own but I've been watching Holostars for years now, and seeing how they struggled so much I couldn't possibly spend time lamenting those who gave up on the dream when I could just be supporting those who stayed.

>>76089261
>t. triggered sister
>>76089366
pretty sure they weren't a couple

not this shit again

I miss fujo dead hours

Does anyone have that smiling frinds vg art?

>>76089283
Altare wants to collab in theory, but he's a depressed introvert zoomer who can only will himself to do it in small spurts when he's really feeling up to it unless someone takes the initiative to ask him first.

I've been listening to Unlucky for half a day now in-between other songs on my playlist, and I gotta say it's really growing on me.
Once you start seeing it less as a typical idol song and more of a Broadway act it really helps with the vibe, which is that of a modern Pagliacci

No...

>>76089881
GAVIS BETTEL HAS GONE TOO FAR~!!

>>76089735

>>76090017
Bettel just wanted his cheese...

This is also how they eat pussy. Think about it.

>>76089881
>Homobeggin IRL
kek

>>76090281
Tavi will break your pussy in half..?

>>76090281
does jurard bite your clit off? i am thinking about it but i don't understand

when are we getting vg 3D

>>76090591
Good question

>>76090281
This is how he eats pussies

>>76090327
Hot.

>>76090017
Thank I wanted to edit this art with vg

Oh they got Little Kitty, Big City perms, nice.
https://x.com/crimzonruze/status/1791901061134913884

>>76091467
>Betraying Holostars Again :3c
wdhmbt

>>76089283
he obviously HATES all the stars boys and only collabs with indies

>>76091467
no ruzavio again this week...

>>76089143
and i'm just shilling 5th anni live

>>76091467
yay cat birthday

>>76091748
and nijis

>>76089196
i want altare to drop by and hug me too. i miss him :(

>>76091761
like the backrooms collab, it will never happen

>>76090327
that's a sound stick. he will stick it in your dick and nibble on the tip.

>>76091780
tag yourself, i'm this guy

>>76091780

>>76092127
I'm the fat fuck drawing things he would not approve of

spoilering because blue child
these are the best Shinri and Hakka I have ever seen
https://x.com/haloefn/status/1791879806843560022

>>76092254
I really like the rendering of hair in this one, yummy

>>76092254
look at those juicy milkers

kek

>>76092254
those are some saggy man boobs

>>76092450
Poor Axel doesn't get it... Will any of the boys be the confident hunter type that can shut Hakka's whore mouth up

>>76092254
This is what mama gets for not keeping his boobs buckled

>>76092254
Kobo telling the story about her driving them around but being concerned with the alternate-day travel regulation was kinda funny btw

>>76092543
>>76092455
I will hold them for him.

>>76087545
You're only getting group ryona out of the badlands and that is it

>>76092450
IIRC Aniki dont really like fujobaiting

>>76092777

>>76092663
Can the girl even see over the dashboard, im surprised the boys are still alive.

>>76092851
Booster seats exist

>>76092802
You are just funposting right?

>>76092777
it's just jokes

>>76092964
am I

>>76092663

>>76092777
it's even funnier this way

>>76093219
This is the only acceptable shinyspicy dynamic

>>76093219
I am told our fujos are the classy kind that dont like to be pander to, so your post checks out.

>>76092450
Dang hakka's reply was so raw it ratio'ed axel

>>76093158
I think axelotl are pretty cute, its too bad that they are black.

Wait it just clicked that they have question marks on their hats, are they going to get hats drawn by one of the members like HQ got the shirts?

>>76093484
You would

>>76093539
>picrel
thats so fucking cute

>>76093347
personally I don't mind direct pandering but fujoshit has always been better as a little treat than it being a talent's main focus/appeal, there's a reason it's called fanservice

>>76093585
he really was the first axelotl

>>76093769
i wonder if you could say axel was the very first magmite?

>>76093976
If we go by the theory that Magni's dead lover was Axel then magmites are Axel's failed clones...

I hope someday magmites would be able to talk about axel without bringing magni

>>76094148
NTA, wait what was this a fujofic or something? i know most of the fanlore around /here/ but i have never heard of this one.

>>76094400
Magni did a lore RP about his academy days with a self insert listener that was meant to be Axel until chat's choice turned it romantic.

Anime Impulse anons doko

>>76089066
He was lying all along, nothing new for him

>>76095115
Having orgies

>>76095576
>thinking fujo and yume sisters would have an orgy with my incel ass
You shouldnt give false hope like this anon, its mean.

>>76092777
Correction he doesn't like serious fujobaiting, hehe haha being homo with the boys is all ok with him

>>76096225
I mean gay chicken is a time honered bro tradition, it is in the bro code after all.

>>76096166
you just don't have to be ugly or fat to score at anime cons
been there, done that

>>76096166
Fujosisters would have you join an orgy with other incels

https://poal.me/b9ap51

>>76096338
Maybe i should just say i am a KFP or something next time i attend a con

>>76096326
I was just joking but good on you brother get that pussy.

>>76096473
>No attack helicopter

>>76096661
Only terrorists would identify as that

>>76096585
>brother

>>76096785
>Only terrorists
Couldnt be me.

>>76096869
sisterbro,broster,bro-chick.?

>>76087276
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Gavis Bettel Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRwP76bgtc

we are comatose during dead hours

His music guy did him dirty here, this could have been a great song if the instrumentals were as dramatic as the singing. At least it's no Copium.

>>76091351
KEK
Nice one

>>76097519
The build up is really nice but the chorus is mising that oomf or drop or whatever it's called. It's growing a lot on me though

dead guild

>>76098096
If only armis hadn't beat them into submission all those months ago...

>>76098096

>>76097258
kek, just clean up yourself anon, get some pussy for your broster

Feels like there is just one bettelhead trying to hype up the song every few hours

>>76098302
I wish they would hunt me for sport

>>76092254
this is some high quality shit
also rare art where hakka doesn't look like a woman

>>76098364
I won't listen to the song because I'm mad at bettel and even I think you're being schizo jsyk

>>76098364
it couldn't possibly be people in different timezones getting off work or waking up and posting their thoughts.

>>76097519
I think it's pretty good for a first orisong but I don't think it's super hard to be a little better than copium

>>76098622
Of course you do little bettehead

There's a 10% chance of having a Tempus stream today

we nadenade regis awwtare

>>76099104
You have too much faith in them

Jutai threesome with normal Jurard and megane Jurard

>>76099274
That 10% is simply because Flayon has a scheduled stream but he'll most likely oversleep

>>76098364
>just one loyal bettelhead left
yeah, me

I hope Jurard breaks his voice and is forced to wisher his whole life

>>76099474
Must be tired from all those dance lessons. poor kid

I've been on 4chinz and known about vtubers for a while now but had only just joined the ride with ARMIS' debuts and even though i'm more of a casual watcher i've been enjoying them and all the other stars boys a lot in anything they do so i'm excited to see what more they get up to in the long run thanks for reading my blog

>>76099702
That's our cue to cope a feel

>>76099474
Will he even sleep? The Meet & Greet started at 3:30AM JST, the "Are you smarter than guild Tempus" panel ends at 9:30AM, and his scheduled menshi starts 30 minutes later. That'd be one hell of a power nap

>>76099840
Welcome newfriend!

>>76099966
>Are you smarter than guild Tempus
If anyone gets a negative answer to that should be taken to the hospital to see if they have any brain activity at all

>>76099915
Sister please, lil bro needs rest. But i think you should do it anyway

If the next gen doesn't have an artist that draws on stream and is competent I will riot

>>76100484
what, you don't like this?

>>76099966
One blink is all it takes for him to pass out for several hours

>>76100484
Sister I can barely watch the ones we have already, quit begging for more when Armis can't even break past 100k subs

If the next gen doesn't debut this year I will riot

>>76100585
How long did this take him?

>>76100606
I just miss the opportunities an artist brings. The monstrosities Magni drew of the boys? The Tshirts he made of them. Judge Magni, weremag... I just want someone that is willing and capable of creating kino shit

>>76100620
Why do want another gen so early at this point?

How about we focus on hyping the boys we have no instead of worrying about what a future gen might bring?
For the record the only guys that have original songs out of the 10 are just 2. With 3 orisongs as a whole. That ain't much.

i still think it's really cool that bettel wrote his own lyrics. glad to see his aspirations coming more to fruition

>>76100665
About 4 hours, which is actually considerably faster than the last time when he was drawing with a tablet instead of a mouse.

>>76100799
Thats not a artist, what you want is a ideas guy aka la creatividad, which was the role Magni used to fill. I see potential in Bettel for that but i dont watch him enough to guess as to why he doesnt do it.

>>76100799
You only need to be an artist to draw assets if you want to save money

>>76100970
You forgot about the best EN orisong, Octavio's Puppet Show

>>76101539
HEY HEY

>>76101516
and if you want anything done fast, they have to go through management to commission people and that takes ages

>>76101470
Octavio is the closest we have to la creatividad at the moment but he seems a bit timid to reach out and a lot of his time is spend on music that is his main passion

Remember when the Queen of England died Axel's Queen cover released the day after? Good times.

>>76101965
Well Tavi joined holopro to pursue music, i think he said his oshi is Suisei? Which leaves very little time for him to be la creatividad, especially if his music career actually takes off.

>>76101470
What Bettel needs is that push. That push of confidence and inspiration that will allow him to have that "the show must go on" mentality despite any setbacks.
That way he'll go from the tragic clown type, to a damn good showstopper. He does have potential, but his biggest enemy is his own uncertainty.

>>76102732
What bettel needs is to stop being a lazy cunt

>>76102732
Bettel's downfall is his complacency. He knows people will praise him for the smallest of efforts and that is enough for him. Why would he put in more effort than it's worth when it gets him positive and monetary feedback for less.

>>76103064
I hate that argument with a burning passion. Mainly because it's the only on people use for ever goddamn chuuba in existence. "He/she is just lazy" nah man. People are more complex than that, they've got different shit going on, they have they're own issues as far as their content goes. If "being a lazy cunt" was the only issue, that'd be the least of his problems. Hell you could write off half of Holopro with just that. But it isn't the case.

>>76102732
Who is gonna push him certainly not the Bettelion, the only people that i can see him listening to is B2 or Magni.

>>76103266
Does he have more "shit going on" than ruze?

>>76102732
Is Bettel like...physically okay? It seems like he's just dead half the time. Did he ever find the cause of that neuro thing he had in November?
Also, I remember him saying that he's the type of dude who gets discouraged from seeing other people pulling off something he wanted to do, like there's no point in doing it himself anymore. That mentality is going to kill him if he keeps it up. We need an idol to inspire the clown idol.

>>76103266
i agree with you, but dont waste your time arguing against bettelschizos

Hello /MANS/, with WrestleTuber a week away I was curious if your boys have been denied permissions to stream the creation side? I love wrestling and wanna see how invested or deranged they get from 2K's menus.

Meanwhile here are all the current fan uploads. Bettel seemingly is the runt of the group with only one made. Sad. Pirated copies can still upload creations.

>>76103302
Bettelion prime will save him. Trust the plan

>>76103405
how would that work if he gets discouraged by seeing others success? he needs someone that isn't just a yes man that would hype him to reach higher

>>76103474
Wait, is it this one? Damn, that's not even Bettel. It's his twin brother.

>>76103551
Flayon might be worse than the bettelion in coddling Bettel

>>76103405
Honestly, that's not a bad suggestion, but I'm kinda stumped as to how. Maybe it'll become clear in time.

>>76103474
Yeah, afaik they still haven't gottten the perms to make their characters. Don't think they even got the game to look for adequate fan creations, they're just that lazy

>>76103474
they dont have perms to stream the game I think
>hakka has 6 uploads
huh

>>76103474
Shinri said that they indeed do not have the perms for the game. IIRC he was planning on talking about the creation process at some point anyway.

>>76103474
What the fuck kek

>>76104018
nta but.. you don't like it?

>>76104085
Ohhh, it's a tomato. I thought it was a pepe or something

>>76103765
Bettel is fighting Bettel 2 in his opening around bracket.
>>76103860
Doki typically shows them the choices directly, so I'll keep this in mind
>>76103896
Hakka is one of the few boys who requested fans make him rather than he do it himself. Same with Axel and Goldbullet. Fella's like Shinri and Jurard were meant to be self-making

>>76104251
So does Bettel Prime just not have one?
>>76103596
>>76103832
Best I can think of is that Bettel can take a look at Jurard and go, "It could be worse. I could be this guy. How the hell is he still going with this much energy? Why the hell is he more motivated after I called him a dipshit? Screw it, let's go." Also, Jurard's self boasts after his failures sound like he's running on spite, which might be Bettel's jam more than pure positivity.

>>76104222
I thought it was the Kool Aid Man.

>>76104480
>So does Bettel Prime just not have one?
Bettel was meant to self-make, yes. It's still a week out so things might change, but it's not looking good for them

>>76103900
Yeah he said it in his bathtub menshi stream about 42 minutes in for those who have it. They don't have the perms but he'll make his own character off-screen

>>76104742
Whoops, I thought he was also using a fan rep. But yeah, there's a good chance we're not getting perms into to stream making their own.

>>76103596
It's not about seeing others succeed, but doing the same thing others have done before (e.g. roulette karaoke). Which is still dumb and just limiting himself, every content out there is recycled content. Doesn't make it bad.

As a whole I think Bettel needs to let go of his mindset that every stream of his needs to have bits and gimmicks and max luck moments, feels like he puts a lot of pressure on himself during streams. Which brings funny results sometimes but it also obviously has worn him out and caused his streaming burnout. I think the "if I have to cancel a stream I can't just do another stream instead, my head is not in it" is also because he imposes some standards on himself and his streams that are at this point limiting him rather than creating quality content.

>>76099840
cute newfag

Ugh
I saw the rock's hades II thumbnail on the dex and thought it was Bettel's stream.....

>>76105286
...Like, Dwayne?

>>76105445
The fourth member of Armis??

Why does GB private his menshi watchalongs?

>>76106532
...All of them? I remember Octavio having to private a menshi watchalong because he accidentally played some of the audio on stream, but the vod came back up

>>76106955
not all of them, but at least the latest ones

dead thread

>>76108379
dead branch

>>76106532
>>76107110
>It breaks my heart to think any of my bubbies might be suffering alone, so I've privated some watchalongs with potentially triggering content. I want everyone to feel safe and be able to reach out to this wonderful community if they need it.

>>76108379
DEAD WORLD
too lazy to look up the link gomen

>>76108379
>>76108485
ᵈᵉᵃᵈ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfFVwltZbzo

>>76108583
I legitimately can't tell if you're making a funny or that this is real

>>76108583

>>76108583
Thanks for the heartfelt message AIbullet I cannot tell if this is a joke kek

>>76108672
ʸᵉᵃʰ ʷᵒᵒ ʸᵉᵃʰ

>>76106532
Because he’s Uyu EN

>>76109053
but i like uyu...

>>76109053
That's the craziest comparison I've seen in a long time

>>76109053
I thought GB liked his fans

>>76109695
GB grooms his fans, there's a difference

Red fuck menshi stream frame doko?

>>76111125
>>76111059

>>76111125
anon look at the post above yours kek

>>76111125(Me)
nvm

>>76111059
this is probably for the best. that time frame he gave himself is nasty

>>76111197
>>76111166
I didn't click Update before I sent the message.....

>>76111319
>I didn't click Update

>>76111319
if youre on pc get 4chanX its a life saver

>>76111059
japan arc hate... I can't stay up for streams that start this late, when are their visas supposed to expire? I miss my red fuck at his usual timeslot ;-;

>>76111789
>when are their visas supposed to expire
first or second week of June, most likely

>tempura have to do a batsu
what happened at the anime impulse panel...

>>76112135
I guess they weren't smarter than guild tempus

>>76112327
where's the surreptitious bag camera footage

>>76112327
>Tempura are dumber than THE idiot guild
Holy fucking grim

>>76112327
How the fuck did Tempura lose? I'm guessing Tempus gave themselves buffs as it's 6 vs an entire room because there's no way an entire audience could be MORE retarded than the jobber guild

>>76112544
>>76113150
the axelotls were faster to answer, they just weren't correct

>>76099150
i just woke up but i see you anon
AWWTARE LOVE

>>76112327
Holy shit, imagine how dumb the people in that audience must have been...

>>76111059
The universe has been kind to me and nuked Flayon's internet until I got home

>>76108706
>>76108786
isn't this his message when he switched games right before stream because one bubby didn't like it or sth

>>76112544
JOBBER BRANCH
JOBBER GUILD
JOBBER FANS

>>76114535
yes, which is exactly why I didn't know if it was a shitpost or not at first

>>76115070
If he played DDLC for the same length he did that stream he wouldn't have even gotten to the hanging

https://youtu.be/14fvzONgOuU

>>76115388
YATTA!!

>>76115388
IT'S SO EASYYYY

>>76115070
what a bitch move kek

>>76115645
HAPPY GO LUCKY

>>76115853
WE ARE ZA WARUDOOOOOO

>>76115767
Don't you love how caring he is? Some of his bubbies were having a bad day and couldn't possibly turn off his stream by themselves and do something else, so he changed game for them.
This is what a true idol does

>>76116254
WE DIDU IT

>Aniki standing beside booze and a bucket
KEK They know

>>76116270
Isn't this the type of thing that those trigger warnings are for?

>>76116492
Ah... I miss Axel's thighs

>>76116270
yikes

>>76116270
I think GB might honestly think being an idol is just being a virtual boyfriend to lonely girls.

>>76116803
you might be onto something

>>76116396
KYU KYU KYU
>OSU OSU OSU

ultimate brotubing in 5 minutes

>>76116581
tight, ripped pants would have worked with his second outfit too but no, cover said we can't have nice things

>>76116492
>Left side off collabs frequently
>Right side always left out of off collabs

fangs https://x.com/regisaltare/status/1792011708103315594

>why so many of the boys want to eat me?
who wouldn't

ARMIS ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/-JR5d7Na32U
https://youtu.be/-JR5d7Na32U
https://youtu.be/-JR5d7Na32U

https://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1792011608660803901

Fuck. The armis trailers are so hype!!! i wish they used the make some noise thing in an actual song.

>>76117444
>ARMIS 6
Bros... when did they debut the 2 to 5 gens?

MAKE SOME NOOISE

Jurard T Rexford is still a retarded name desu

RUZE'S BIG TITS

this is the only good debut song from StarsEN btw

>>76117778
jurard read my post. i will not take my meds.

>>76117157

>>76117942
fits him perfectly then

>>76118067
>he didn't get to that place and grow forever more
Sad.

Tavi stop being a freak that's in love with Ruze

UNPREPARED BOYS!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

>six months and we're already peaking
Banchou, that's a bad thing.

>maybe their ears are the problem
>enlarge your ears
armada deaf after 6 months

my heart is warm seeing these awkward faggots synergize

>>76118067
>he didn't sail the same boat with the boys
grim

Jurard's streams are always so goddamn loud, and I'm not talking about the screaming
I usually leave my volume at 30-40 for the other boys but I have to drop to 6 for his streams

>what is smegma

I hate Jurard screaming. I hate Gibby pretending to not know anything

>>76118527
he has hearing loss and have everything on the loudest setting.

>I am the true leader of HOLOSTARS
Ruze vs Flower when

I don't think their vibes are that different

>Jurard still rewatches their first collab
Cute sensitive baby dino

>Jurard trying to be sentimental
>the rest of them keep asking what he's talking about and correcting him

This is so hard to watch with only 1 pov, I can't stand Jurard's screaming

>>76093486
you were right

>>76118827
he'll calm down later. good luck anon.

Its a topgear decorate each others' car episode.

I sure hope these hats say some stupid shit

beautiful

>>76118911
Well, you tell me

ruzavio is so cute

Octavio's mind works in mysterious ways

Tavi's Hat for Goldbullet
>three old ladies shooting up a bullet train

>>76119009
Octavio sure is forseeing the future

jurard can't read

kek

Cute ESLs

>>76119107
nerd ass hat for Jurard who can't read

irasutoya oba-sans with guns are a mood

RUZEREX STONKS
BARNEY & FRIEND STONKS
JURUZE STONKS

I want these hats as merch

>Ruze gives him a hat with fish facts
He wants to fuck him

MILF

Cymothoa exigua are super fucked up

>I want you to be milfing with the boys

Tavi actually looks really cute in that

>>76119351
Time to shill THE BAY for anons to watch

>>76119377
11/10 HAT

>he wants to make his kid a man after this fishing trip
are they picking up mermaids or something from this expedition
Damn son

Jurard thinks Tavi is a MILF
>You're like a little kid to me
>I want you to become a man after this
>I want you to be milfing with the boys

to the anon that helped me with the line to archive menshi vods, I switched to firefox and it works now so thank you

>baby on board
oh no ruze is pregnant

RUZE IS PREGNANT

BABY ON BOARD

>at first it was gonna say "babygirl"

>I might be the youngest holomember
Uh oh?

>>76119565
perfect expressions

>>76119437
It really suits him

>didn't even warp the text
LazyBullet

>-2/10

Red fucker on the menshi telly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka6lU4Cteow

>GB, the only actual artist of the group
>Shittiest hat design

OCTAVIO IS BALLIN

>IT'S A BOY

>>76119698
>wifi stream
what could go wrong

Oh they ARE playing a fishing game, sadly not in the context and way I wanted.

>Octavio screams he's peeing
>Jurard runs to see
DINOPET

>>76119839
I was thinking about him... The fishing week was fun and the bit to end it was great

reading these threads make me chuckle sometimes at the terminal fujobrainrot of some posters

Jurard thinks wearing a cap warrants a southern drawl. Dumb dino.

Jurard is so endearingly retarded

Aww Jurard's a sweet boy. Retarded but sweet.

That hat probably is cutting circulation
If his crown didn't do that already

>Intimidated by their talent and their shootin'
Jurard has a way with words

>>76120077
Ruze got jealous because Jurard didn't praise him like he did Tavi and Gibby
Not brainrot if it's REAL

I can't help it, Gibby's voice makes me want to vomit

>Jurard is glazing them

Jurard has the N-pass (half anNiversary pass)

>>76120361
yeah... the worst is that he sounds alright sometimes, he just chooses not to

>We were chosen by GOD
>THANK YOU JESUS

Jurard... I really don't think there are thousands applying to be a holostar. You would not have gotten in in that case

>>76119591
I think he meant it in the last to debut?

I like Goldbullet when he's like this. I hope he stops tweeting like chatgpt soon.

>>76120642
he is my 12 year old little brother, hope that helps

>>76120578
>gibby is a pentecostal

>Goldbullet thought the others were gamers
>Finds out the truth early

>>76117734
FAVOURITE KOUHAI~

That would sound incredible out of context

That mental image is great. Management just watching them as they interact the first time

>>76117942
It's so stupid that it loops back around to perfect, in my eyes.

First Armis Discord Call
>Managers shove them in a call for the first time
>Cover staff watch silently.
>"Now interact."

Kek tha's so awkward

OH GOD youtube didnt tell me I almost missed Flaysmr

>We all did amazing, we all did a good job :)
That slimy voice is what gets to me

ARMIS RABU

How was VG's first interaction?

Jurard is just a shy child

>>76120604
He beat me.

>if i am not mansplaining you guys would be sitting around with your thumbs up your ass

>Tavi thought Ruze was quiet.
>"Now he keeps mansplaining games"

Ruze loves Tavi... He is always soft with the little puppet man

>Showing each others models
>Ruze wanted to wait for Tavi so he doesnt feel left out
RUZAVIO

SUDDEN MERCH JUMPSCARE

>>76120604
You're kidding yourself if you think that. I can't imagine anyone fitting the role he got better.

IT MAKES A CIRCLE

THEIR ACRYLIC STANDS FORM A SEX CIRCLE

>Swings from heartwarming memories to shilling
You want the armis beyblade

That's actually pretty sick for the usual acrylic stands

>>76120604
Yes there are and yes he would have. You're just a sore loser.

my god auntie's child bearing hips

I wonder if one them is selling terribly so they try to incentive you to buy them all together

the art for the stands and pins is cool. even the logo stickers are cool. n

love how he shushed them before taking the shill break

>>76121533
It sucks that 2 of the stands will always be on the wrong side if you buy all of them, there's not even a back picture

>>76121616
Why don't those thousands of applicants watch any streams of the current stars?

>gets each others merch to prevent doxxing
ARMIS BROTHERHOOD

>>76121737
Probably would work in the middle of a table if you don't mind walking around it.
Like a conversation piece

>>76121658
Probably, but that's entirely on Cover for having such expensive shipping

>>76121737
Put it on a spinny thing

HOLY
KKIIINNOOOOOOO

>voice pack TRAILER

>>76121767
One thing has zero to do with the other. Even Avallum got thousands of applicants, of course Holostars got more.

why the fuck does GB sound like that

>>76121767
male pettiness and jealousy

>"BUY ME BUY ME BUY ME"
WHORE

Goldbullet really thinks that's a sexy voice...

REXFORD CONFIRMED PICKMEBOY

>>76121953
please someone has to tell him he sounds slimy as fuck

>>76121767
there are people in holostars right now that never watched them before

>LORE VOICE: I'M YOUR FIELD LOG: FOR YOU
Is he reading this right?