/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Starting off with a recent one that I liked

>[Shion] and Gura don't get along. It's all bullshit. Here's what happened, there was a big new years party, before actual new years, all the Holos we're flowed in, it was supposed to be a big celebration thing, because of all the succes that year. Gura got drunk and she git a little handsy with a guy there, they ended up going to a love hotel, turns out that guy was Shion's fiance, they had been some problems in the relationship they were working at, but then Gura came in all drunk and fucked Shions to be husband. Next morning she went to confront them, slapped Gura in the face, called her a whore and broke up with her fiance on the spot and ran away, the fiance called Gura a whore too and blamed her for breaking up his yet to be marriage. She went back to the room and got drunk again and cried. That video is just management trying to create a fake narrative to make sure fans think they are ok with each other. Gura isn't doing great because after that all the jp holos treated her differently, one of them even went up to her and told her "dont send me collab invites, i don't wanna collab with prostitutes", this made Gura cry again. She feels terrible about it but its not like she can take it back. It's also why you wont see much Gura/Jp collabs. The EN holos are trying to just not talk about it but its awkward as fuck. Shion is still heartbroken about it, and some of the JP holos have become good friends and a shoulder to cry on over this whole mess. In the Jp, in private convos they don't even say gura anymore, they just "shark whore". Anyway that's what i heard. Lots of drama.

>>717757
that has to be the best rrat I’ve ever seen

>>717757
Shouldn't rrats be at least remotely believable?

>>717757
Bro I don't think Gura has even left the states

>>717815
It’s a rrat, genius

Yagoo suspended Gura from collabs for a year after she went on a four hour rant about how niggers, kikes, spics, wops, dagos, pikies, gypsies, chinks, and zipperheads were the scum of the earth after Mori said something about how black music is the only good music.

some autist keeps posting rrats about korone's custody case and her son and it's hilarious because after archive repping, i'm 99% sure it's a rrat that /hlgg/ memed into existence an eon ago as a joke

>>717822
I'm saying it's a bad rrat, not that I buy it. I'm criticizing the rrat itself.

>>717746
Since when did fags start saying rrat=narrative?

>>717757
>slapped Gura in the face,
Took me out of it when she didn't slap her in front of YAGOO

>>718548
take a look at your equation

>>718583
I was asking when because it didnt mean that on /jp/ when it first started getting used. Hell it didnt even have that meaning this fall.

>>717832
But that no rrat, it's the truth

kamiko kana claims all men are disgusting pedophiles but pedo baits because she's a sell out whore
her boyfriend is disgusting and pisses in Tropicana orange juice bottles and she told us while we were buying fucking mixers
she siphons her personalities from every man she knows and reading her tweets physically hurts knowing the shit she's said to the person whose personality she adopted

sorry for the schizo

are rrats just tabloids for vtubers

>>719326
worse, it's gossip

>>718642
okay, how about another equation
narrative - rrat = _____

Kiara is swiss

> Cover wants to isolate Coco to make her irrelevant so there wont be much backlash when she finally graduates so they can return to China in the future
> Okayu is in love with Korone, Korone knows it and uses it to tease her.

>>719326
>>719441
I've never seen so much gossip on one board before. It's like we've all turned into 16 year old girls. We'll be wearing skirts soon at this rate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqlwUXP-ubI

>>720912
You'll never be a woman

>>721658
I can see how my post could give off the wrong impression, but your radar was off this time.

kaoru got sakura miko pregnant and was forcefully retired by staff and miko had to take a month off from streaming to get an abortion

>>723955
Abortions don't take a month

I was watching patra play mgs3 last night and then around 4 hours in she kills a rat for the first time. Then I see it says r.rat when she picks it up and suddenly it clicks with me that is where it must come from.

>>723979
maybe it was one of those messy ones where they have to pull the limbs out one by one

>>720912
Just imagine how much worse it would be if this was an E-celeb board instead.

Aqua's has a criminal record full of anti-Korean hate crimes

>>724246
How can it be a hate crime if she loved doing it?

>>724246
She's just honoring her ancestors anon.

>>717832
Just signed up membership after reading this

>>717832
Gurachads really cant stop winning

Ame is afraid to commit to the Gurame ship because she's afraid to get cancelled on Twitter because of Gura's appearance

>>721658
Holy schizophrenia.

Coco was a stripper in America.

Ame is afraid to commit to the Gurame ship because she thinks she will get 'cancelled' on Twitter because of Gura's appearance.

VINTAGE SCHIZO THEORIES
>KIARA HAS A GUN
>INA IS PREGNANT
>BUBBA IS A RRAT
>INA IS SO BORING MY CAPS LOCK KEY FELL ASLEEP
>ENMA IS KIRYU COCO, SHE ALWAYS WANTED A MANAGEMENT POSITION AND PUSHED FOR IT LAST YEAR AS HER CAREER WAS TAKING OFF. SHE HAS GENERAL OVERSIGHT OF HOLOEN AND A COUPLE OF STAFF UNDER HER FOR INDIVIDUAL MANAGEMENT.
>JENMA IS AKAI HAATO
>ANCIENT ONES IS INA'S FIANCE
>BUBBA CAN TALK BUT AME IGNORES HIM, BELIEVING THE VOICE TO BE A RESULT OF HER FREQUENT CHILDHOOD HEAD TRAUMA
>BOOBA!
>MORI IS MANAGED BY THE HOLOSTARS MANAGER SHINOVE SAN, EITHER THAT OR COVER THOUGHT THEY NEEDED TO SEND A MALE MANAGER WITH MORI TO TRASH TASTE TO PREVENT GANGRAPE.
>KIARA ONCE SEND NUDES TO MAMALONI TO ACT AS REFERENCE MATERIAL, MAMALONI WAS CONFUSED BUT AROUSED
>KIARA AND MARINE FUCKED
>KIARA AND NENE FUCKED
>KIARA DID NOT FUCK SUBARU BECAUSE SHE RESPECTS THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE
>SORA HAS A KID
>HAACHAMA LEARNED ENGLISH FROM WATCHING HOMOSEXUAL PORNOGRAPHY AND A DVD OF SAW LOOPED ON REPEAT

FRESH THEORIES
>MORI'S SONG CURSED NIGHT IS A SONG ABOUT A BREAKUP WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT
>GURA HAS A FREE LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP TO BELLE DELPHINE'S ONLY FANS
>AME IS ACTUALLY A GHOST

>>724487
Big if true
based coco does have that drop down

>>724491
Time travel yuri arc, give gura a second model for the distant future with thicc shark milkers

>>717832
So she truly is a Great White Shark.

>Sora is Yagoos daughter

>>724648
>Sora is YAGOO's imouto

>>724673
nice

Kiryu Coco and Akai Haato orchestrated the removal of the chinese branch by exploiting irrational bugmen psychology and her knowledge that the majority if not all of the CN branch were duplicitous pro-CCP shills.
Knowing their actions would receive blowback, they set in motion a chain of events that would further their pro-EN, anti-CN agenda - They had the audacity to read their own channel metrics.
The intent behind this was to further legitimise Hololive as a self sufficient entertainment company, seperate from Bilibili/fan owned channels, as well as funnel further investment into the then fledgeling HololiveEN branch.

Kiryu Coco, as project lead behind the HololiveEN project (commonly known as Enma), wanted to push her already successful project to greater heights, and saw an opportunity to both cripple the CN branch that opposed her, and bolster support for the main JP and EN branches. But it came at a great cost.

Having successfully medicated Akai Haato, Coco sent her new ally HAACHAMA on a mission to eat bugmen. Haachama however misunderstood and started eating spiders on stream

Subaru once ate a whole watermelon by herself at the beach because her date no-showed her

>>720096
I thought she was Austrian?

>>725173
She speaks Japanese bro she's obviously from fiji

>>725100
>Subaru once ate a whole watermelon by herself at the beach because her date no-showed her
oddly specific yet plausible...

Apparently some autist studied Pikamee's long break and came to the conclusion she takes breaks for her period. I just can't imagine that kind of autism.

>>720912
people on this board using words like antis and stuff unironically talk like current teen girls deep in fandom culture

>>720912
hot

>>726711
Vtuber discussion was mostly centered on twitter for a long time, so a lot of their vocabulary and the flow of discussions was inherited. I hope it changes eventually with more 4chan natives, because the catty gossiping is much closer to a PULL thread (or god forbid /cgl/) than is ideal.

>>720912
I fail to see the problem. ACCELERATE!

>>724534
what happened to the GURA IS PREGNANT rrat?

>>726495
>she takes breaks for her period
You will never have a hormonal Pikamee screaming at you to not be a stupid

>>724648
Polka being Yagoo's daughter is a stronger rrat

>>727524
we need an inquisition to get rid of twitter influence

>>727604
It makes me wonder if it's worse for her for some reason since I can't think of any others that take breaks specifically for this reason. It's a sad thought dayo.

>>727626
Why did she have until gen5 to get in though?

>>717849
That rrat reached it's peak when it was concluded that Todd Howard is the ex-husband and if Korone wanted to see the kids she had to play Doom, and pretend to like it.

>>719441
>worse, it's gossip
is it?

>>727650
I have heard some women get extremely painful cramping or shit like that. I hope not Pika though

>>724151
pulling out fetus limbs takes a month?

>>727800
She needs time to psychologically recover

Calli and Mori are to different personalities
Former is a cutesy sleepy GFE reaper, the latter is a Nihongonigger rapper that is not afraid to shit on people
They fight for the control over the body in coughs

>>724143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JacN1MzyeKo

>>724163
Anon, I...

>>721658
Retard

FBK is the real owner of hololive
YAGOO is just a public spokesperson and paperwork man because fuck wasting time on paperwork
This way she gets to live a fun life, have Mio-mama all for herself and tons of disposable cash to fuel her gambling addictions

>>721658
Thank god

>>724534
>>BUBBA CAN TALK BUT AME IGNORES HIM, BELIEVING THE VOICE TO BE A RESULT OF HER FREQUENT CHILDHOOD HEAD TRAUMA

>>727654
She started her chuuba things less than a year after Sora's debut and was doing well by herself in updead. Maybe it was akward for her to work in the company that her dad managed, because coworker relationships in Japan are stupid. Or maybe she wanted to demonstrate her father that she was able to fender for herself. But when that came to an end, she was encouraged by her dad to continue with that path and finally take her place inside Hololive. That will also explain Yagoo's message to her on Polka's debut, the cheese Naan being an inside joke between father and daughter that had so much significance to her to almost cry right after the message ended. Polka's backstory about being the daughter of a circus ringmaster is too specific of a detail to not have a deeper meaning.

>>725100
As expected from the dragon of the hololive family.

>>728309
I believe

>funniest rrat
"Kiara selling Holos info to pervs" because it was so fucking dumb and made look Kiara's character as an actual black company CEO. However Kiara mentioned this on stream and the rrat died

>personal favorite
Korone have kids because milf is kinda hot

>most hated
Aqua support chinks

VShojo was started as a blackbook company for HoloLive, as a place to stick the 'questionable' girls before attempting to transition them to a 'real' holo company

>>717849
It's weird she has never mentiones her kid even once. Other girls mention their hobies and stufd but here she is just ignoring her motherhood. She spends her time playing games and escaping into her fantasy world, is not that weird that she be considered a bad mother.

>>728309
How old is Yagoo again?

>>728357
That'll also explain why Yagoo doesn't go full japanese boomer when the idols drop the act . Maybe Polka made him realize that joking with your character is good, like she did in her past life.

>>717832
Based White Shark.

>>719326
They are the pure unfiltered truth. People don't lie to hear the raw reality. Shit like
>>717757 Gura sleeping with a committed men and breaking up a relationship is not something the "mah pure oshi" crowd likes to hear. This are women with lives, you think they are in full kawaii bullshit mode 24/7 for the sake on nameless chat delusions.

>>724163
Don´t give the mods ideas.

>>728505
What will I have to do to get Yagoo's permission for Polkas hand in marriage?

>>717815
If she did, why would she tell her chat?

>>727673
>>727650
Yeah they actually have meds for that. I can imagine it being uncomfortable. Imagine having to be bubbly and fun while you're cramping and not feeling well. Add on that hormones, I could see her snapping.

She could have also been getting BJC and hanging out with Jap-Chad.

>>728483
We don't know, we only know about a point in history he was known under the name Leonardo da Vinci

>>718548
Pretty sure it only started being used within the last month especially after vt was created.

>>728551
>could have also been getting BJC
I doubt it, now LJP I can believe

>>723955
This rrat I personally don't like, but the meme where any benign symptom is tied to pregnancy is funny as fuck

>>728483
Difficult to say but his earliest work position as CEO that is know dates to 2008. But since he's from the land of the vampire Hirohiko Araki that doesn't help too much.

>>728589
She's part American, maybe she had to travel to Okinawa instead : ^ )

>>728531
Make your own v-tuber company and when you hit big, then you offer it in exchange of Polka's hand in marriage. That always works with the jps.

>>724534
I'm gonna be honest anon some of these are actually somewhat believable. I'm in too deep man

>>728709
Damn that is going to be a lot of work but worth it

>>727868
That's a good rrat anon. Top star.

most hated rrat is Aqua's roommate has a JAV with a guy who regularly fuck girls between 18-21

I have the video and it's impossible to tell because this girl sounds like any jp girl having sex

>>728838
You can also go with the "seducing CEO's daughter" route. But you'll have to work with professional doxniggers and become a creep by association, making you also a possible target for a future Kyoani if the plan leaks to the public. Now choose anon, this is the point where you demonstrate how far the love for your oshi goes.

>>717746

>>728964
That link is now forever saved in my favorites.

>POV: You enter /vt/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjih1fzJuOY

>>724788

>>728981
I have a long road ahead of me but I NEED that clown pussy.

>>729029
I mean yeah, it is good but saying that girl is Aqua because she made similar weird noises while having sex is kinda dumb lol

though I guess Aqua fans can pretend is her

Hi I'm a newfag and I don't know what rrat is short for, please come up with your most creative explanation for what it means so I can embarrass myself forever on this board.

>>729239
Its means "Really Rad Anon Tama" you post it whenever some makes a really rad post

>>729239
lurk until the heat dead of the universe before posting

Anya Melfissa will become Hololive's number one vtuber by the end of the year.

>>729239
It's short for Rattata. Starts out cute and in the top fucking percentage, but ends up bloated, ugly and its fangs never stop growing.

>>729221
Most of it sounds like a lot of jp girls, yes. Only the last moan right before the video ends made me sweat ice cubes.

Koopa Fortuna is married

>>729239
Ogey

>>729239
Rrat is what you have to respond with when someone types Yagoo backwards. It's a secret code referring to the CCP killing it's own people in 1989, "Rat raid at Tiananmen".

>>717746

Here are some of the most "low quality" rrats I have accumulated from other threads and even outside 4Chan, don´t expect much.

>Kaoru fucked himself
>Matsuri is at the edge of offing herself 24/7
>Haato is fluent in english
>Coco is actually Chinese
>Ina despises the japanese branch for ethnical reasons
>Gura is a white supremacist
>Ame believes she is in a coma dream after hitting her head, as the thought of making a living while playing games with an anime avatar seemed pretty ridiculous at the time she knocked herself out
>Roboco can´t assemble PCs, it's a hoax to attract technology fags
>Noel unironically tried to fuck her brother, causing him to marry the first girl he picked up to stop his sister from pushing him into the edge
>Flare is not racist
>Luna is rich
>Reine is poor
>Risu has played more games than your average /v/ anon
>Moona has anorexia
>Iofi destroyed Gura´s confidence while the among us collab took place
>All the ID girls are muslims
>Risu browses /vt/ 24/7
>Kiara is seiso
>Ollie has nervous issues
>Anya hates Americans
>Pikamee is a lolicon
>VOMS made porn streams
>Gyari is secretly a pimp
>Sora is older than all the holos
>A-Chan despises Sora for becoming a succesful Idol when she's full-on idolfag who got her dreams crushed by her friend with actual talent.
>Koopa is a leftist.
>Gundou is not a teacher
>Mea is actually clean
>Baqua has a genius IQ but is socially retarded
>Luna has Cancer
>Pekora just plays a character and is actually a succesful university graduate
>Marine is not horni
>Roberu is not winning
>Matsuri is an idolfag
>Hoshikawa Sara despises Matsuri
>VShojo is a money laundring scheme
>WHY SO MANY CAP LOCKS MEMES?!?!?!?!
>Melody is underage
>Tamaki VA is not a boy
>He DOES know
>Bots make half of the replies of 4Chan threads
>If your father/mother left to never come back, there's a near impossible but still present possibility that your Oshi is your half sister/brother, specially if she is younger than you.
>Kanata is buff
>Watame has a child complex
>GME was pumped by VTubers
>VTubers make their own rrats to bolster their popularity
>Mori uses ghost writers
>Suisei actually uploaded tons of unlisted porn to YT for months and that's why she got demonetized
>Haachama is Haato's twin, there´s 2 VAs
>Nijisanji is a black company
>VTubers are promoted by the japanese government to lower suicide rates
>NijisanjiEN will be full of SJWs, including a tranny as front runner of the group, nobody will notice until it is too late
>VTuber companies pay doxxfags to ruin rising indies and other companies
>Western VTubers are a CIA op to stop the spread of japanese culture and subculture
>VTuber 2D and 3D live models cause severe mental health issues in the long run, for performers and audience alike
>/vt/ is full of VTubers
>There´s Holo and Niji staff monitoring /vt/ and reddit for feedback
>Most japanese VTubers hate gaijins
>YAGOO planned the Taiwan drama to get out of the Chinese market
>Korone´s handler is Okayu.
>Rushia is flat
>Kiara just plays the TakaMori thing for moneys and is straight
>Mori is actually a raging lesbian and hides her hots for Kiara
>At least one VTuber currently live has killed someone and nobody knows
>China is preparing several divisions of government backed VTubers
>VTubers stopped the spread of K-POP in Japan
>Kizuna Ai regrets losing her crown
>There are leftist american Discord groups trying to destroy the VTuber scene by accumulating evidence and then one day, release it all
>Artia´s end goal is to destroy Hololive, specifically Coco
>Fubuki passes info to the chinese to bully Coco
>Gura is depressed beyond recovery
>Mel framed her manager
>YAGOO has several lewd folders of Hololive members
>Miko cut her own tongue to talk like a baby
>POCHI-GOYA is YAGOO's girlfriend
>Artemis
>she
>Nene hates the chinese, Coco actually likes their culture despite all
>The statement above, is bullshit
>Polka vomits after eating due to guilt
>At least one VTuber has a vibrator/sex toy pleasuring them during stream at all times
>/vt/ was suggested by a mod which is a VTuber
>Mio has digestive problems
>Neneka's backstory westerners
>Kizuna Ai and the 4 queens are planning to make her own VTuber group
>VTubers who claim to be trannies are actually female
>Hololive will send the world into a dystopian "VTuberpunk" future where the quality of your 2D rig decides your social status
>At least one terrorist groups gets some of its funds from a VTuber
>Nijisanji will overtake Hololive
>Hololive will buy Nijisanji
>Both rrats above this are stupid
>Latin Americans don't know they are weebs
>Several if not most VTubers in Hololive are fluent in english
>Nijisanji gets funds from the chinese
>Watame DID something wrong
>Your Oshi does love you

>>729678
>>Your Oshi does love you
don't be silly, I know she has taste

>>729678
>If your father/mother left to never come back, there's a near impossible but still present possibility that your Oshi is your half sister/brother, specially if she is younger than you.
I don't know if I want Haachama as my little sister anon.

>Nene hates the chinese, Coco actually likes their culture despite all
Based NenePRO

>The statement above, is bullshit
well fuck you then

>Mio has digestive problems
Maybe I should stop forcing her to swallow my cum every morning.

>>729678
>Your Oshi does love you
The rrat to rule them all

>>729678
Noel did fucked her brother but he felt so guilty and ashamed of himself that he married and has been trying to forget about it for years but still watches her ASMR videos and has a cheeky wank which in returns causes him to feel more guilt and to ostracize his sister.

>>729678
>>Marine is not horni
my heart can't take this

>>724534
>INA IS SO BORING MY CAPS LOCK KEY FELL ASLEEP

This one is true tho

>>729941
Now Noel can't orgasm without yelling her brother's name. Poor Flare...

>>729678
>>Rushia is flat
bullshit

>>729678
>>Hololive will send the world into a dystopian "VTuberpunk" future where the quality of your 2D rig decides your social status
We're seeing this right now, between vtubers.

>>729941
I've been hearing about Noel's brother/father narrative for months but when and how this started?

>>729678
>At least one VTuber has a vibrator/sex toy pleasuring them during stream at all times
>At least one
https://youtube.com/channel/UCTew_otbB25Ui2TQp2svHbg

>>730243
Mel, Choco don't look...

>>730243
>live dildo reviews

>>726454
>Subaru
>>725100
>Subaru once ate a whole watermelon by herself at the beach because her date no-showed her
oh, poor shuba!

>>730771
Peak content

>>725100
>>730841
Eating a watermelon alone is a lame narrative, let's say she ate a whole watermelon once with one swallow

Ina is paid by Microsoft to prevent people from learning about Linux. Everytime Linux comes up as a discussion in chat, Ina shuts it down and says to stop talking about it.

>>731138
That or she's such an insane nerd that she will start talking about it non-stop.

>>730201
I think it's an exageration caused by rrats older than the term itself when Noel mentioned or has mentioned her brother several times on-stream, even some stories here and there.

Naturally, schizos and incestfags have been pushing the rrat of Noel being a massive Bro-con. This got worse when Noel told the story of how her brother faked being her boyfriend so the girls at school and her friends won't bully her.

Obviously, such a confession made people greatly exacerbate the already questionable rrats to the point of people degrading the story into somethin like:

>Noel dated her brother to avoid bullying but actually fell in love with him as he was her only emotional support and heavily reliant on him

or

>Noel developed a Bro-Con to the point of baiting her brother into dating her to avoid bullying she was not experiencing

As expected, the schizos and incestfags have been going at it with this for some time and the rrats are getting worse and worse, doesn't help that many of them have found roommate stuff which is questionable and now can fantasize even harder.

Basically, your average recurrent rrat, like the Matsuri copypasta.

>>731138
WTF I hate ina now

>>731138
Can I still introduce her to virtual machines?

>>729678
>Gura is a white supremacist
But this one is true:
https://files.catbox.moe/8z48js.mp4

>>717746
Reine is actually a mega rich woman who comes from a powerful matriarchal family where the women usually work on high paying jobs while the husband take care of home. Her mother is a powerful figure in Indonesian politics which made it easier for her to buy her way into Hololive.
DON'T TRY TO DOXX REINE

>>729239

You're too Naive to understand the rrat Narrative.

>>729678
>>Bots make half of the replies of 4Chan threads

Look up the dead internet theory. You'll be surprised how deep that rrat goes.

https://forum.agoraroad.com/index.php?threads/dead-internet-theory-most-of-the-internet-is-fake.3011/

Amelia is a former member of an extremist libertarian militia group. Supposedly she got out before they actually put any plans into action, which is why she's able to stream and not in a federal prison right now. The whole thing purportedly was a fed honeypot with pretty much everyone involved being arrested and charged so some people wonder if Amelia was a fed or if she genuinely just happened to avoid arrest by leaving at the right time.

Gura's dad was one of the terrorists at the capitol. That's why she was acting weird during that week.

>>732798
>That's why she was acting weird during that week.
Elaborate?

the fucks a rrat?

>>717757
Weird I don't remember Gura seducing me to try and get me to cheat on my wife Shion.

>>728665
I meant little Japanese pussy

>>720912
Marine is actually a 16 year old girl, she just pretends to be an older woman pretending to be a 17 year old girl as a smokescreen to hide the truth that Yagoo is breaking Japan's rigorously enforced child labour laws

>>729678
>roberu is not winning
why draw another breath

Mori is a gaslighter and manipulates Kiara into thinking she is dependent on Mori.

Subaru is from Okinawa

>>732971
>Le ebin redditfrog
>Doesn't lurk
Fuck off back to plebbit, faggot.

>>717815
If gura is a native English speaker, I'll eat my shoe.

>>729678
>>Kiara is seiso

That's literally impossible

>>733578
what makes you say that?

>>724163
but Anon THIS IS AN ECELEB BOARD

>>719495
0

>>733578
I don't think she's ever spoken any other language, aside from singing in Japanese or short phrases of languages anyone would know.

>>733578
She is

>>733578
Dine on loafers

>>729678
>rrats
>Pikamee is a lolicon
that's rrat

hmu on discord if you are interested in researching. Watcher 1#1910

>>717757
So that's why she streamed over Shion's Holotalk...

Cursed rrat incoming....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbL0e-2-Ufk

>>724534
>GURA HAS A FREE LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP TO BELLE DELPHINE'S ONLY FANS

That's not a theory, that's the truth.

>>724163
God imagine all the shitposting that would have happened after the best friends broke up.

>>729678
>>Hololive will send the world into a dystopian "VTuberpunk" future where the quality of your 2D rig decides your social status

Is this not already happening?

>>726495
The autist is right, her breaks always start during the second week of the month

>>738370
"/tbfp/ - Super Best Friends General #2803 - Better Breakup Than Game Grumps Edition"

>>738096
ANON-CHAMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>738400
Eh yeah, but it is gonna take some time for it to fully set up.

>>738096
disgusting doxxes, i've reported every signle one
have a nice vacation, anon-chama

>>731119
No, it's a realistically pathetic narrative and realism is needed for the most normalfag of all the holos. Subaru is a clean slate. Cleaner than sora, narratively speaking. Something innocuous and funny is all anyone's prepared to believe about the duck.

>>731265
>Matsuri copypasta
Post it.

>>733287
some rrats are ok, but this one is just going too fucking far

The original voice of Kizuna Ai wasn't actually Nozomi, she didn't even work for Upd8 at the time. The supposed evidence people dug up was flimsy and just a bunch of coincidences, but the claim was repeated often enough that people just accepted it as fact.

This put Upd8 in an awkward position. They were being accused of replacing the original actor, but the only way to give people the only actor they would accept was to replace the original actor. Thanks to people crusading to restore the "original" actor, the actual original actor was fired. Nobody has realized it, and Upd8 has been pushing that everyone's assumption was right all along, because they know if people found out that they actually did replace the actor the backlash would pretty much kill the company.

The whole situation caused a lot of trouble for Nozomi, who originally had nothing to do with the project, but Upd8 was desperate to hire her at any cost to appease the fanbase and get their profits back. That's why she has as much say as she does in the company now.

>>744857
>>733287
I dunno about okinawa, but I had to look up a couple of words and phrases she used to find out they were kansai-ben.
regardless, tanned tomboy subaru
imagine

>>732717
Amelia barely avoiding mortal danger is such a thing which fits her stories, doesn't surprise she avoided something that bad.

>>729239

I'm just gonna go ahead and explain it best I can.
Inside /vt/ joke derived off of Pekora's thing where she says "Ogey" and then makes a noise. The rrat part comes from her MGS3 stream when she saw one of the R.Rats and went "Ogey, rrat". Hence why you often see distorted images of Pekora when people post "rrat" or "ogey".

The term itself is used as a response to people who make narrative speculations on what goes on within Hololive and vtubers (gossip, essentially). When we respond to people with "rrat", we're saying "What you're saying is schizo shit lmao take your meds".

>>745604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JacN1MzyeKo
ogey

>>733551
never been to reddit, and fuck lurking for hours to understand your retarded subculture when you can just tell me.

>>729239
don't listen to >>745604 it's a rrat

>>748588
>Acts like an entitled redditard
>Doesn't use reddit
Liar. Fuck off.

>>749724
No u. I'll fuck off faster if you tell me wtf it is? Like made up gossip?

>>729678
>Rushia is flat
I laughed like a fucking retard when I read that.

>>751077
>>>/v/
>>>/b/
>>>/co/
>>>/tv/

>>751749
Now you get me, just don't insult me by suggesting I go to plebbit

>>752502
Just the plebbit boards

>>732531
I don't give a shit about her real lives, for all I care they could be active jihadists and I would still see them.

>>752752
desu I'm mostly on /tg/ and /pol/, and never on /tv/ and /co/.

Came here out of curiosity, saw this rat shit before in streams so I was trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. Reading your ingroup shit won't make sense no matter how long I lurk since I wasn't there when it started and I barely know half the people you're talking about.

>>753039
Then fuck off, you don't want to be here and we do not want you here.

>>751749
>>752502
>>752752
>>752953
>>753039
>>753085
holy shit nobody cares get a fucking room you faggots

>>753421
>>752953
oops not you you're alright anon

>>732971
Kill yourself dumb frogposter

>>753421
>I don't care about board invaders
You're the reason that 4chan is shit, kill yourself at the earliest convenience.

>>726711
>words like antis
we use schizo here ogey

Kiara is my cousin

>>733578
You prefer sneakers or sandals?

>>720912
hrt will kill you even sooner than you will kill yourself

>>721658
based

>>724163
Im gonna stop you right there
E-celeb threads on /v/ and /pol/ are enough of a dumpster fire already

>>724534
>GURA HAS A FREE LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP TO BELLE DELPHINE'S ONLY FANS
>implying it's not true
90% sure Gura is bi and unironically lusts after other ENGs in secrecy

>>724534
>HAACHAMA LEARNED ENGLISH FROM WATCHING HOMOSEXUAL PORNOGRAPHY AND A DVD OF SAW LOOPED ON REPEAT
She probably just watched a lot of gachi and the checked the sources so not a rrat

>>719495
>naive
mind exploded

>>720179
My rrat is that Korone is now self aware she was grooming Okayu, now she wants to take it a step further and move out with her but she fears her relatives and okayu's might notice something weird about it, so now she's waiting 2 or 3 years for Okayu to mature enough to move out while falling into a downward spiral of depression because of voluntary confinement reminding her that she's all alone if not for a very few people she can barely meet now.

>>753039
fuck off /pol/lutant

Can someone tell me what's "rrat"? I'm not kidding or baiting, I just never came to this board before. Is it like gossipers?

Monoe was fired as Monoe to create drama advertisements from clipfags and will continue working as VOMS manager to make the other two bigger

>>754466
rrat is a rat with additional r added to put more emphasis on it's rattiness

>>754466
If you can not even read the posts in this thread you aren't going to make it.

>>754707
I did and it's mostly inane ramblings I can't understand

>>754466
the rat meme originated from pic related. it's used as a derogatory term for people who hate vtubers, like "anti"
the extra r was added after a spanish anon who made a vocaroo of a copypasta said it while rolling his r

>>754891

>>754466
It's an acronym
Really
Ridiculous
Anecdotes and
Theses

>>754466
derogatory finnish meme

>>754466
LURK MORE

Monoe dates Syuichiro Naito
There was a rumor during the first few episodes of Saber that Naito dates a vtuber so it might be Monoe hence Pikamee's remark "we knew it all this time"

>>729678
>All the ID girls are muslims
Aren't they?

>>754466
It means naRRATive it originates from a Pekora clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JacN1MzyeKo

>>755280
lmao i'm copying this
the newfags will never know

>>755366
https://ogeyrr.at/

>>755173
Not a rrat but Risu has mentioned Christmas before, which is pretty haram.

>>720096
>>725173
As a Swiss native speakers who's worked with Austrians, she's most likely Austrian. A German friend of mine says she sounds like someone trying to hide their Bavarian accent but I can't hear it.

>>733578
Europeans on average speak 2.4 languages. Americans roughly 0.6.

>>753085
I WANNA KNOW THOUGH
>>753421
You can make it stop by telling me what the fuck rrats are. My autism does not allow me to let this go.

>>732971
Apparently pepekora said something just hilarious eskdee on metal gear steam, reading onscreen text "r. Rat" as one word and in some bizarre fashion it's forced really hard as fresh new meme by retards.
Btw it took me a couple of minutes lurking around to find out, you brought this on yourself by asking something here, average /vt/ard has less braincells than an amoebae.

>>756662
Never mind, I see other anons have answered it to my satisfaction while I was away. Enjoy this le ebin redditfrog frens

>>728458
>something not relevant to her character if it’s even true
>nyehh why doesn’t she mention it

>>756719
Thanks, and I know full well what I'm bringing on myself asking such things. I've been on 4chan with off and on since like 2008.

>>728458
This is a job where you get dropped by 90% of your fanbase if you mention ever having had a boyfriend and you think they'd be okay with their oshi confirming not just that she has had sex with a guy but even got impregnated and bred a child.

>>756781
Same, this place never ceases to amaze isn't it.

GYARI had been propositioning Monoe for sex for a while. Originally she just ignored him, but she finally got sick of it and told him off. In a frustrated virgin rage he fired for an unspecified "breach of contract". Tomoshika will likely have a similar "breach of contract" in the next few months.

>>756839
you'd think so but the thought of spitroasting Korone with her forcefully disowned son with a mommy complex gets me rock hard like you wouldn't believe

>>756839
She said she'd been with four people, though it was on one of those niconico radio shows and no one would ever lie on one of those

>>753596
>board invaders
or people starting to develop an interest in the same things you're into. Yeah no 4chan is shit because of many things, but that anon isn't one of them

>>761233
incredibly based if true, why wouldn't you want a seasoned hag?

>>761363
Her cohost answered the question with "zero" and was promptly shoved off her chair.

>>731138
I don't remember Ina being in any group allowed to send shutdown.

>>729678
>Haato is fluent in english
I mean she's not fluent but she does speak better english than her character lets on, it's just obvious that her skill is in reading and her conversational ability sucks.

>>763025
That's most younger japs though. They get tested on English literacy and thus they can more or less comprehend and maybe write it, but speaking and actual conversation be damned.

>>761233
I mean she's supposedly in her mid 30s, so 4 boyfriends in her life to that point isn't that much of a stretch.

>>763081
Yeah I recently saw a video on it from Japan and a lot of it comes down to the fact that they have a really shitty teaching method
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT8uCHYrbx0

>>717832
weird because she sounds like she slurps big amount of BBC daily

>>757256
TMSK is too much of a firey lesbian smoldering for Pikamee to go for GYARI.

Shion have a superiority complex

>>728838
>>728709
>>728981
>>728483
>it's the year 2088
>vtuber agencies have become so powerful as to restart the warring states era
>are you a bad enough dude to merge the companies and create peace in nippon?

>>763778
You just think that because of her design being mesugaki incarnate. It's all in your mind and dick.

>>728366
>However Kiara mentioned this on stream and the rrat died
Wait so Kiara really does that?

>>729678
>Suisei got demonitised by uploading unlisted porn
Honestly I can believe that Suisei uploaded something private that youtube didn't like, people have got in trouble for unlisted videos before.
>Moona is anorexic
If she is, she's really bad at it.

>>760706
get help immediately

>>761233
If you apply the real boyfriend formula, you get 12 guys. Really impressive for a nip.

>>766862
Real formula?

Also nip girls are slutty.

>>720912
>We'll be wearing skirts soon at this rate.
You mean you aren't already?
True fans cosplay as their oshi.

>>766907
Yep, whenever a woman says with how many guys she's been, multiply that number by 3.

>>762009
>I don't remember Ina being in any group allowed to send shutdown.
I meant that she tells chat to stop talking about it.

>>766907
well shit there goes my plan to get an obedient japanese girl as wife...

>>766907
>Source is the MGTOW subreddit

Not that I'm saying he's completely wrong, but I sense a bit of confirmation-bias

t. MGTOW who stopped trying to piece the narrative

>>724163
Imagine the e-celeb board getting the culture of /hlgg/
Then within a few months words like “rrat” and “-chama” go mainstream because of containment breakers

The fuck does rrat even stand for anyway

>>769958
narrative

>>770010
thanks anon

>>717746
>>717757
what's a rrat? just found out about this board.

Also I can't believe this, this sounds sounds fanfictionic.

>>774162
>Also I can't believe this, this sounds sounds fanfictionic.
It happened bro trust me

Ame has a rare but relatively benign condition as a result of brain trauma where her stimulation threshold for achieving orgasm is much lower than in the normal person. In order to function properly in society she has learned to partially suppress her outward reactions to these constant orgasms, but she still reacts to them in the form of brief hiccups. These “hiccups” are a convenient lie she made to hide the fact that she has a vibrator taped to her chair at all times when she streams that activates periodically. The reason she does this is of course, because of Gura. Gura has remote control of this vibrator at all times and she activates it whenever she wants to fuck with Ame but leaves it automated otherwise. They came to this agreement even long before debut because Ame, knowing exactly how popular Gura would be, wanted to ride her inevitable wave so to speak. Gura agreed, but on the condition that Ame degrade herself to her pleasure.

>>757256

Pika and TMSK knew about addict magnet

TMSK ratted Monoe addiction to GYARI, her original plan was to get her heavily demoralized/suppressed/scolded so she could take spotlight, but this backfired terribly as GYARI knows addictions means social death of a company, so he burned all of the bridges with Monoe.

Now TMSK is the weakest of the bunch and has lost a partner, even if she harmed her.

>>775552
>>757256
Man VOM sounds cursed as fuck if this shit ain't true rrat.

>>775552
TMSK would never so such a thing!

Dakooters is Ame

>>754121
retard

>>774162
no its real, vtubers are real people just like any other and they have their fair share of drama

>>744580
Someone please content-aware scale this so it's like that other gif.

>>778693
Ame and Dakooters are roommates

>>729029
>>729221
>>729555
Link?

>>724534
These are pretty good

>>728309
In someway makes sense why polka's mother is also a member

haachama never went to australia

>>717849
someone please post the BORN TO OGEY source image

>>729678

>Latin Americans don't know they are weebs

this is partially true, things like anime and games are barely stigmatized in latin american culture

>>729678
>>Pikamee is a lolicon
Anon I don't know how to say this, but we have an ACTUAL confession from the girl herself. It's not even speculation. She said she wanted to keep it lowkey and not talk about it too much because she doesn't want her parents or irl friends like agomi to find out.

Please guys. Can someone tell me what rrat stands for? I've been here long enough to know it means "conspiracy theory" but I don't know what the actual letters mean.

>>792876
ive

Pekora doesn't have any living relatives. Pekomama is a hired actor from a popular japanese service that lets you rent family member for a day

>>717849
>/hlgg/
>an eon ago
that thread is barely half a year old

>>723955
kaoru was cheating on his wife with shion though

>>792876
naRRATive
And when you take out the rat, you're left with naive.

>>792876
Pekora nonsense word. How and why it came to mean what it does, I honestly have no idea.

>>793075

I love you. I love you with all my heart.

Rushia has major mental problems. Shes the only one that left her parents house because she would eventually doing something to her brother, both her parents knew it and agreed to let lher leave to live alone in hope she would eventually ave up on that incest bullshit, but that was unsuccessful. Rushia also attempted the idol training and was unsuccessful to join the industry because of her temperament.

>>792876
pekora pronounced R.Rat (russian rat) in an MSG stream as rrrrrrrrrratt so the word became a meme nonsense-reply to schizo narratives and anti posts

Since narrative contains the word rrat, the wordplay was inevitable. People started calling the schizos "naive rrats" and now people just use rrat as abbreviation for narrative

>>729678
>Your Oshi does love you
Fuck you dude. Fuck you.

>>738096
Reported to the FBI.

>>717746
did you know towa has the ability to bend her big toe all the way back onto her foot. she only shows this skill to her closest confidants but rumors have circulated about it for years and its actually why shes known as toe-a

>>717746
gura injured her left foot in a car accident and had to have part of it amputated when she was younger and now has a hoof. its part of why she had such strong opsec in her previous life because shes shy about people seeing her hoof