/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>75992784
*GENERAL NUMBERFAG SITES*
>https://playboard.co/en/
>http://ikioi-ranking.com/
>https://vrabi.net/
>https://www.vstats.jp
>https://live-ranking.userlocal.jp/vtuber-ranking
>https://vt.poi.cat/

Hololive sites
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html
>https://trackholo.live/en/
>https://holosongs.com/
>https://holo-spotify-stats.jirikunes.eu/

Nijisanji sites
>https://niji-mado.web.app/stats/hourly
>https://twitter.com/2434rankings
>https://twitter.com/2434subscriber
>https://www.nijiuta.com/

Twitch
>https://sullygnome.com/
>https://twitchtracker.com/
>https://stats.roki.sh/

The runt of Phase is putting in some work against Elira

We are watching NoeFure dungeon crawling with Miko btw

>>75992736
Then why is Cover only hiring cute girls for Hololive?

Sex with fembud

>>75992784
Recent clip numbers
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>>75992830
Explain Mori

>>75992784
This thread will be better

>>75992784
Off to a bad start

* YESTERDAY’S FINAL TALLY *
>55,796: Pekora (Hololive)
>47,237: Miko (Hololive)
>37,194: Aqua (Hololive)
>35,704: Aqua (Hololive)
>30,647: Kanata (Hololive)
>29,061: Nene (Hololive)
>24,915: Kuzuha (Nijisanji)
>24,603: Subaru (Hololive)
>23,430: Noel (Hololive)
>21,074: Bijou (Hololive)
>20,466: Kuzuha (Nijisanji)
>20,265: Suisei (Hololive)
>16,363: Polka (Hololive)
>16,250: AZKi (Hololive)
>16,028: Chiroru (Indie)
>15,911: Koyori (Hololive)
>15,817: Mito (Nijisanji)
>13,880: IRyS (Hololive)
>13,161: Towa (Hololive)
>12,502: Kagami (Nijisanji)
>11,338: Shiori (Hololive)
>10,996: Watame (Hololive)
>10,700: Beni (VSPO)
>10,328: Ame (Hololive)
>10,237: Nene (Hololive)

>>75992830
>Hololive only hiring cute girls
>Mori is in Hololive

>>75992833
Flatbud

>>75992816
Anyone else notice Elira's viewership has cratered?

>>75992830
Mori is not cute

YESTERDAY’S EN TALLY
>05/16 TALLY:
21,074: Bijou (Hololive) | The Game of Sisyphus
13,880: IRyS (Hololive) | Karaoke
11,338: Shiori (Hololive) | Hollow Knight
9,887: Fauna (Hololive) | Forklift Load
9,439: Amelia (Hololive) | Unarchived Karaoke
8,885: Ina (Hololive) | Minecraft
5,467: Baelz (Hololive) | Unarchived Karaoke Rebroadcast
5,204: Mint (Indie) | English Karaoke
5,109: Dokibird (Indie) | Tekken 8 Tournament


>EN GOLDS FOR MAY 2024
1) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 11,879 - Shashingo
2) Shu (Nijisanji) - 38,756 - Outfit Reveal
3) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 24,304 - Content Warning Collab w/ Haato, Polka, Mococo Side
4) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 20,825 - GO! With Kanji
5) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 15,060 - Clubhouse Games w/ Watame
6) Bijou (Hololive) - 14,786 - Lethal Company w/ Haachama, Kaela
7) Bijou (Hololive) - 17,359 - Monster Hunter World w/ Iofi, Zeta
8) Nerissa (Hololive) - 9,580 - Offcollab w/ Shiori
9) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 18,158 - Touhou: Mountain of Faith, Fuwawa Solo
10) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 14,313 - Hitman, Fuwawa Solo
11) Kiara (Hololive) - 14,837 - Holotalk w/ Watame
12) Baelz (Hololive) - 32,169 - Outfit Reveal
13) Kronii (Hololive) - 37,795 - Outfit Reveal
14) Ina (Hololive) - 15,776 - Minecraft Hardcore Server
15) Bijou (Hololive) - 17,065 - Offcollab w/ Nerissa, Shiori
16) Bijou (Hololive) - 21,074 - The Game of Sisyphus

>PER COMPANY
15x: Hololive
1x: Nijisanji

>PER STREAMER
6x: FuwaMoco
4x: Bijou
1x: Baelz, Ina, Kiara, Kronii, Nerissa, Shu

>POINTS PER STREAMER (gold = 5pts, silver = 3pts, bronze = 1pt)
40p: FuwaMoco
20p: Bijou
14p: Baelz
13p: Kronii
12p: Fauna
10p: Bijou
8p: Ina, IRyS, Nerissa
5p: Kiara, Shu
3p: Amelia, Mumei
1p: Meloco, Reimu, Shiori

>disrespecting Kawaiiope
NGMI

>>75992833
The new girl who started at work watches vtubers. How do I convert her to watching and enjoying hololive

>>75992830
What about Mori? Is she cute?

>>75992885
It will be better if Kronii sits on my face.

MAY 2024 HIGHLANDER
>1) 50,379: Marine (Hololive) Important Announcement
>2) 100,761: Pekora (Hololive) Dragon Ball Z KAKAROT
>3) 56,602: Miko (Hololive) Host club CLUB ZERO [B]
>4) 34,994: Rikka (Holostars) Vtuber Singer competition
>5) 203,750: Nijisanji (Nijisanji) Marika Nijisanji Cup qualifiers
>6) 88,981: Kuzuha (Nijisanji) Marika Nijisanji Cup [B]
>7) 53,969: Aqua (Hololive) AkuPeko The Game of Sisyphus [S]
>8) 102,909: Kanata (Hololive) 3D LIVE Bday
>9) 34,497: Hololive (Hololive) 3D special program [4th]
>10) 20,106: Hinano (VSPO) STREET FIGHTER 6 [4th]
>11) 215,894: Fuwa (Nijisanji) 3D LIVE
>12) 32,169: Bae (Hololive) New outfit reveal [5th]
>13) 37,795: Kronii (Hololive) New outfit reveal [S]
>14) 30,901: Subaru (Hololive) Super Mario Bros Switch ver. Day5 [4th]
>15) 63,918: Himawari (Nijisanji) Dokuzuhonsha 3D collab
>16) 29,061: Nene (Hololive) Minecraft Hardcore Holoserver [6th]


> PER COMPANY
10x: Hololive
1x: Holostars
4x: Nijisanji
1x: VSPO

>>75992894
>Bijou above Kuzuha and Suzy
The fuck is this?

Better thread

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>>75992988

grimrys......

>>75992830
>Ollie

MAY 2024 holoID
>1) 4,785: Kobo (Content Warning)
>2) 3,750: Kobo (Buried)
>3) 2,930: Zeta (MONSTER HUNTER WORLD)
>4) 3,006: Kaela (Lethal Company)
>5) 2,027: Kobo (Free Talk)
>6) 7,147: Kobo (Tekken 8)
>7) 6,240: Kobo (Tekken 8)
>8) 2,054: Zeta (Granblue Fantasy: Relink)
>9) 5,799: Kobo (Little Nightmares 2) [2]
>10) 4,486: Kaela (The Game of Sisyphus)
>11) 7,390: Reine (ELITE INDONESIAN) [2]
>12) 2,353: Iofi (Super Mario Bros.)
>13) 4,577: Kobo (Call of Duty:Mobile)
>14) 7,719: Kaela (Minecraft Hardcore) [2]
>15) 7,695: Kaela (Minecraft Hardcore)
>16) 8,786: Kaela (Minecraft Hardcore)


> PER STREAMER
7x: Kobo
5x: Kaela
2x: Zeta
1x: Reine, Iofi

*[brackets] indicate number of streams over 5k for the day. Omitted brackets means only 1
**numbers taken from vrabi w/ filter off

>>75992995
Well, first you figure out who she currently watches. How you approach it goes from there.

>>75992893
>>75992849
>>75992940
>>75993000
Who cares her tits are fucking HUGE

>>75993017
Kuzuha is a shitter that can't even sell out a concert

>>75992995
Girlstalk and SNOT collabs.

>>75992995
Show her Towa. Bitches love Towa

>>75993071
Huge tits doesn't mean Mori is cute, retard

Still wanna fuck KanaTaso really really bad

>>75992844
I'm gonna give a hot take: All the contracts were signed before NijiEN's collapse. If they were to organize it now the ambition would be lowered.

>>75992830
We hate coolfags.

>>75993056
Cry more

>>75992894
HoloGods

I love them both so much

>>75992995
Suisei, Marine and Towa. Maybe figure out which she is more inclined to like, but those are the three that women love.

>>75993061
If Kobo joins the hardcore server, she will easily get 10k+ right?

i NEEED to put a white baby in Kanata

>>75993071
She's huge all around, so it doesn't really stand out

Did Kronii ever say why she is in Poland rigtht now with a Hololive manager?

>>75993224
Sex and international espionage.

So, kinda off topic but my niece who is a middle schooler was hooking me up with one of her friend the other day and she (the friend) has been texting me non stop since then. what do vtbros?

Kanatan

When do you think they'll start hosting events like this in holoearth? Seeing them all running around in minecraft with their custom skins makes me wish they could play something their actual models, or a version of them, with face tracking. Surely something like that is the eventual goal right?

>>75993224
Nope, said she can’t be specific at the moment about why she’s over there

>>75993250
Report yourself to the nearest police station

>>75993107
huge tits are cute tho

>>75993250

>>75993224
She's building the 4th reich as we speak, that outfit was not in vain.

>>75993250
Easy, turn on your dense romcom MC mode, just talk to her normally but if things get slightly weird, pretend you are clueless

https://youtu.be/ThLIEukQ1uM
Holy cringe

>>75993250
Yes.

>>75993224
to scout for broken girls tricked into the Tate compound

>>75993282
Man, imagine if Kronii is doing the same shit like Sankisei did with their UK trip. But why pick Kronii and not a more popular HoloEN member?

>>75993250
Glowing...

>>75993250
Don't do anything illegal bro. You're treading on some very thin ice so be VERY careful about whatever you put into a message to her. If you think you're too retarded to navigate your way around it without incriminating yourself, just block her.

>>75993341
>cringe
You hate fun

>>75993297
What if the police are hebeCHADS too?

>>75993250
Keep texting back, get her into chuubas?

>>75993250
Holy SHIT nigga this is a gyatt damn flashbang

>>75993140
KING

Thoughts?

>>75993250
Learn sewing and make her a Gura outfit

>>75993113
She has sex with other women and is unironically a lesbian. Not fake lesbian like Kronii, Miko, and Marine, like a real deal lesbian.

>>75993250
kys

>>75993140
Holy based

>>75993250
We hate actual pedos here

>>75993353
It might be her project and not Hololive's

>>75993250
You are so lucky bro...

>>75993464
Please learn what words mean.

Prepare yourselves now. You'll never get the catharsis of those empty theater shots.
Nijisanji/AX will give those tickets away before they let the auditorium look half full. The place WILL be full no matter what. So just prepare yourself for that.

>>75993403
That's one nostalgic name. I remember her being an ardent defender of Niji back in the Mysta's 2% fiasco days

>>75993403
Sisters are too sloppy

>>75993488
She's not that retarded

>>75993497
>Nijisanji/AX will give those tickets away before they let the auditorium look half full.
You're proud of that?

>>75993497
Damn, so all we will get is knowledge that the value of Nijisanji is actually Zero

>>75993497
>Nijisanji/AX will give those tickets away
Dunno about that, niji gives the impression that it's struggling hard with money recently

>>75993488
She has a Hololive manager with her

>>75992927
Selen shit aside, Elira is basically nothing without Pomu and she knows it

>>75993250
You are most likely a basement dweller who dosent even have a neice but if you don't see the obvious answer here then you might as well throw yourself in jail before you ruin someone's life.

>>75991140
WE ALL KNOW, TANIGO!
>ROBOTOMOS!?!

Did Riku seriously relied on Chronoir to carry NijiEN in foreign market? Lol

You morons are missing prime NoeFure

>>75993250
Hebes are so fucking stupid to risk their lives and scar people for the chance of diddling someone who looks slightly younger than an actual adult

You really can just fucking ask huh?

>>75993428
I will fuck her straight. Maybe she is lesbian because there only twink males in Japan who cant even match her handgrip

>>75993645
>Yagoo became an anime profile pic guy
fuck, does that mean we have to ignore everything he says now?

>>75993666
What do you mean? Riku clearly said that NijiEN viewers have migrated to NijiJP on their report. They should have EN fans. This concert should be sold out

>>75993082
Tinboi fell off hard, he's barely even a 5view now

>>75993250

I heard that the less seats you sell actually makes you more profit or something like that

Is there anything to do in HoloEarth right now other than playing dress-up?

>>75993769
sex

>enter thread
>see pedo enabling posts
>leave thread
and you all say you hate /ehe/, faggots, kys

>>75993666
It could be a test. They put the girls, the fags, and chronoir in three concerts. AC wanted to see which one did well and which one flopped on their own to test which group will lead the expansion into the west. They all flopped about the same though. This is what I would think if Niji had ever done anything to give me even a little confidence in their ability. It's the only way to explain setting up 3 shows when one show would have probably been cheaper and made the audience look fuller.

>>75993769
ERP

>>75993769
You can mess about in the simulator area if you haven't already, but that's not exactly got a lot in it either. For the most part the game is just dress up and chatting with holofans.

>>75993805
Kobo is an adult

>>75993001
Kronii is too busy replying to bait and hating her breasts

I am not even 25 yet and little kids already call me “Sir”
I don’t want to hit 30

>>75993807
They paid for 3 days? Imagine the lost money. Kek

>>75993769
You can build a house and cook food. The combat won't be till next month and open world some time in summer.

How are the girls more professional then these fags? Vtubing is a bizzaro world.

>>75993250
Shit, this post glows brighter than the noon sun at the equator.
If this is serious though, tell your niece to stop that and it's not safe for them to be engaging people way older than them, then block your niece's friend immediately. Probably have a chat with your brother/sister about their kid too, for their own safety's sake.

>>75993707
Hebes disgust me. It's like watching those shit fetish Germans. People from 11-16 all smell terrible. Like each one no matter what deodorant they use or when they bathe they all smell like moldy shit. I can't explain why.

>>75993403
She's gonna get death threats now

>>75993875
>bringing hololive into it
Literally who

I really don't see the harm in it

>>75993829
>>75993870
How long until HoloEarth actually comes out anyway? As in HoloEarth version 1.0

Is it possible for Bae to actually get to 1M before Kronii?

>>75993954
in what?

>>75993250
Introduce her to the idea of vtubing with Holomen as reference/role models exclusively

>>75993875
I don't understand what faumeii is saying here, can someone translate? what's the joke?

>>75993497
>Anycolor giving out free tickets
Really? The money hungry Jew Mr Riku giving free tickets?!

Soon it will be selling platinum.

>>75993954
wdym bud

>>75993875
Holostars aren't kept on as tight a leash as the Holo girls, that's all

>>75993403
if you are still riding riku ship, its unironically masochistic fetish

>>75994002
It's female nature to be under control

Imagine if there was a Holo who was such a numberfag they only streamed super duper buff content and did "debuff" content like long jrpg game streams in members only

>>75993938
Oh this unityfag is still alive? Guy used to make summaries for Suisei radios back in the day. Crazy how he gets death threats just for complaining about region locked concerts

>hardcore minecraft
>everyone keeps fucking dying

>>75993987
There is no joke here a homo went on a "this is a safe place for LGBTQ community here all you holostars and hololives fans are the part of LGBTQ community"

How come Elira gets 30k-100k viewers on her tweets but can't get more than 1k people watching her stream

>>75993126
If they were to organize it now they wouldn’t do it at all. It was most definitely booked before the yab.

>>75993954
You don't want those "people" thinking they're welcome in the community, anon. Look at what happened to NijiEN.

>>75993907
I feel sorry for you. Your upper lip must smell like shit.

>>75993805
Faggots come into 4chan and claim he's not a lolicon.

>>75994065
Who is dead at this point?

>>75993621
And she is a Hololive talent.

>>75994072
Anon you should know that the Twitter team in Japan favor Nijisanji over Hololive.

>>75993403
uh oh, doxsisters are probably onto this traitor now

>>75993497
>Nijisanji/AX will give those tickets away before they let the auditorium look half full.
Don’t worry, the unicorn cabal will absorb all of those tickets with the NEGA-RECEIVE bots and then not show up

>>75993960
I think Spring 2025 is what the site says. 0.9 is open world so it's only a bit longer after that. I just hope there are clans or guilds or something.

>>75994052
I guess, it seems like a fetish for some people to harass the girls for innocuous statements until they apologize

>>75993938
I don't know why bringing up other companies would cause death threats. Insane Holofags not liking their company's name of Nijifans' lips? Or is it deranged nijinigs seething that they know deep down which company is better.

>>75993711
Not in hololive, they will sent it to you unless you stop them. except for Mococo, they just sent a second one without asking them

>>75993875
>didn't contribute anything
>drag twitter 41% into hololive
useless piece of shit

>>75994068
right, and she likes it
>all of what he said here is cool as fuck i love this
but there's some kind of contradiction or humorous implication. she says the line
>a lot of you holostars AND hololive fans are part of the lgbt community
made her laugh, but I don't understand why

I never knew this

>>75994155

>>75994110
The better qns is who haven't died yet

>>75994143
The latter, IIRC hololive didn't even come up, he was complaining Vspo was doing more outreach to overseas fans (for events in Japan) than Niji even though they don't have an overseas branch

>>75994208
?? but it's hardcore, how do they have extra lives

>>75994188
didn't know they sold a side order of massive cope with the ticket.

>>75993875
what is Cover thinking when they debut and posted that #supportArmis shit

>>75994178
Probably the "hololive has X fans" implication.

>>75993497
it will be embarrassing if there's still empty seats after all of that

>>75993875
Which "T" he is referring to?The magical or the surgery?

>>75994188
Love live sold out in like 30m to an hour a few years ago. It's a lie

>>75994188
Would Holo even sell out? i dont think so either

>>75994246
>#supportArmis
wasn't a message to the fans, it was supposed to be a watchalong campaign

>Hololive
Being pushed out and left to fend for themselves
>homos
Being coddled like babies

Why is Cover like this man?

>>75994295
I think that anon is underestimating Yachtman's greed against Yachtman's desire to make things look good.

>>75994329
Man > Woman

>>75994315
CTW did so why won't a AX concert?

>>75994224
Why complain? VSPO and Brave Group reaching out is a good thing.

>>75994329
Men really do have it better than women .......... Took me until i got into Hololive to realize this. Imagine how hard they would be pushing the dudes if they were the money makers lmao

>>75994188
uh not selling out venue is actually a good thing for our beloved company anykara™
cover is actually taking losses everytime they sold out the whole venue

>>75994324
I now remember that one streamer saying they were considering doing a watchalong of the homo debuts, but didn't think anyone would want to watch kek

>>75994188
Sounds like cope. A concert or some kind of IRL event is for the most hardcore of hardcore fans. These people set up alerts for when their oshi breathes. It's not for casuals that for some reason think they might buy the ticket a week later or something.
Maybe it might eventually sell out. That didn't happen with Singapore. I know CtW sold out within the hour.

>>75994324
They made a list literally begging people to give the homos a chance THEN begged creators to watch their debuts for free, honestly the most pathetic show by cover till date.

>>75994133
>the unicorn cabal will absorb all of those tickets
CURSE THEM

Yeah HoloEN didn't do as well as they expected

>>75993875
It's actually LGBTQIA++++

>>75994433
kek

>>75994358
Where is VSPO EN?

>>75994329
>>Hololive
>Being pushed out and left to fend for themselves

is this a shitpost?
amazing how a board obsessed with shitting on Nijisanji and tracking black company behavior still can't see how damn GOOD the Holo girls have it

>>75994477
They have EN vtubers that are thriving and growing. Better 3D that 2019sanji.

>>75994487
that's just skill issue from your part

Imagine them giving away more than 2k tickets the amount of videos that people will make about that

>more funny than a empty arena >these videos will reach JAPAN people will make fun of Kuzuha for years
>ppl who spend money on tickets will be the laughting stock for years

I think Cover just doesn't make good hires or character designs for the homos.
I did notice that Bettel has some charisma but these other guys are a bunch of losers

Akupeko

>>75994487
They should have it better.

>>75994487
>Hololive fans want better for girls
>Nijiniggers want to suck managements cock
Take as old as time.

>>75994433
what did nvidia mean by this

>>75994324
>>75994402
Here is the request.

I'M VERY OBSESSED HOLOKEKS

>>75993875
>StarsEN members that had a "woke" moment
>Hakka
>Goldbullet
>Ruze
>Altare
Really surprised that Magni, Vesper and Shinri didn't say shit

>>75994592
It's just an Australian booth, don't worry about it

>>75994600
>jap man green light this
bros...

>>75994565
Aqua plays all box games no? Makes me wonder if she is just lonely and isn't interested in solo streaming anymore.

>>75994433
>>75994592
I noticed that too, Australian bot?

>>75994541
>tiktok
>check this guys i got these tickets for free on AX

Is cover really unable to find a single man with a deep masculine voice? I mean fuck's sake just hire me.

>>75994635
ENsharts worshipping a monkey as their god will never not be funny to me.

>>75994635
It was either omaga's final or gorimane's first move

>>75994635
Jap doesn't run the homos. Remember how many of the EN girls supported the new bois?

>>75994637
Didn’t she just finish playing Elden Ring?

>>75994487
>I can't demand better because Mogadishu exists

>>75994565
Is Aqua 100% back?

>>75994635
Jap only manages the girls, that one’s on Gorimane.

>>75994635
dimitri hazuki has NEVER been in charge of the holostars branch in any fashion

>>75994678
Why does the homos management get so many shit from Cover anyway? Did they sell their bodies for the higher ups to get the homos everything?

>>75994635
what? Japman is HololiveEN director

>>75994541
shit you are right, this will spawn new material for tinman shitposts

>>75994557
The ones with the highest ccv are Bettel and I think Ruze - the ones who play a character. That’s really the only way to compete and distinguish themselves from male fleshtubers, and proven to work for the successful holos that dunk on fleshtube females. Westerners really underestimate kayfabe for the most part.

>>75993875
I fucking hate this flip whore faumei fan poser. She only brings blight to the community.

>>75994669
The grim reality that some random faggot from /#/ probably can't be worse than what they've already got

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQAqPLNHYz0
999k doryaaaaaaaaaaaa!

>>75993979
Doubt it. Kronii is close enough to 1M that she'll start numberfagging once she hits like 980k. If Bae somehow gets to 970k with Kronii at 980k then it will be a close finish

>>75994669
Shinri?

>>75994600
any competent PR professional should have been able to tell them how this would come off, but it wasn't meant to beg the fans for support. If you read it, the point is to recruit streamers for debut watchalongs while laying down some ground rules like "don't make fun of them" and "don't rebroadcast the audio so your viewers have to actually watch the stream".

>>75994721
Homostars are yagoo’s sunk cost, he’ll go the distance for them.

>>75994635
MY KNEES
A SINGLE PNG THEY JUST BEND ON THEIR OWN

>>75993875
This happened because you didn't write enough emails to Cover

>>75994804
Good as long as Yagoo is distracted on the homos, he will let the girls cook

>>75994678
>Remember how many of the EN girls supported the new bois?
do twitter follows count? it must be right! its just one step away from collabs!

>>75994487
let's see kurosanji experience holocaust and chink out first and whether they improve or not

>>75994748
Ruze could be the crossover success the branch needs with his game choice and rpg worldbuilding streams but his character voice is a massive filter.

>>75994857
Mori not following them will always be funny to me

When is Jap going to replace Yagoo?

>>75994669
Your voice isn’t deep as you hear it in your head anon. I bet it’s super nasally too

>>75994857
Fauna following them will always be funny to me

>>75994857
>Unicorns keeping track of twitter follows
Jesus Christ you guys are mentally ill.

>>75994857
>Uyu is the least popular with holomems
>also the least popular with viewers

That multiple overlap of towa outfit reveal

>>75994904
When he becomes Japanese.

>>75994904
When Gura streams consistently. Board of Directors can't let someone that is wasting Gura's potential be the head of the main branch. Remember Yagoo managed to tardwrangle Rushia and Coco

>>75994946
Right. Any fanbase that does this is toxic as fuck

>>75994857
still can`t believe beggars actually made this

>>75994946

>>75994946
we need to identify the group that makes lists like this and purge them from the community

>>75994929
At like 1 am her time on the first day of her Christmas break, if I remember right. I was in the thread when it happened (and someone here noticed it in like 30 seconds iirc)

>>75994971
Really bad timing, should have moved it

https://x.com/Saaalipilled/status/1791310326958342367
Uhh

>>75994946
Yeah totally unicorns and not the sisters to use for bait

>>75994946
this so much, whoever made this should just kill themselves

>>75994760

>>75994946
OH NO NO SISTER DOESNT KNOW

>>75994999
What is this mental illness

>>75994946
So true. Personally, I think whoever made that chart is a true anti.

>>75994979
>>75994999
>>75995004
>>75995015
>>75995026
>>75995033
>>75995048
It's a unicorn larping as a starmein

>>75995031
This guy managed to incline Rebellion MV. Advent needs to keep hiring this guy.

>>75994999
of course it's that fuck
I bet him and his little group were the ones reporting post on the main sub

>>75994999
holy mental illness

Frostpunk 2 devs are from Poland, so Kronii has a VA role now?

>>75995063
Wtf is a starmein, did you just fucking out yourself? LMAO

>>75995063
It's fucking xorrag, he has been at this for years

>>75994999
this fag could challenge oboretai as to who's the biggest beggar

>>75993985
I want to see new Shuba outfit with that hairstyle

>>75995109
If she does, that means Kronii is finally working as Kronii

>>75995109
If true then good for her. Isn't that her dream? to be a VA?

>>75994902
Mori's actions are perfectly reasonable if you take her words at her value
>helps out first gen so they don't end up like Myth
>was on board with more brotuber content/designs over yaoi bait
>only collabs if she finds some shared interests
all three factory are absent, and so is most of her interest

>>75995109
Happy for her if true

>>75995109
Rrats. But she's the only holo that's played the game.

>Sister seething about unicorns daily lurking and shitposting in unicorn central
>NO YOU'RE MENTALLY ILL
kek

>>75995109
I'll let you know if I'll see any koreans around developers HQ this weekend

>>75995154
I thought that was her RM's dream, not her dream as Kronii?

>>75995092
what makes you think that

>>75995063
Oh my god... the conspiracy runs so deep... they're everywhere...
I go to the store, the cashier? I can tell, he doesn't like male collabs. I walk to my car and a woman is walking with her baby in her arms; I bet that baby hates da boiz. As I drive home, in my rear view mirror, the unicorn agents are following me. When I get home, I unlock my door and I can tell they've been in my apartment because they rearranged my condiments (I keep them in a very specific order).
I'm living in fucking hell

>>75994999
>Half of (the remaining) homos 1
>Half of homos 2
What did Shiori mean by this

>>75995178
Maybe she finally accepted Hololive into her heart

>>75994889
I thought it was an act but that’s his normal voice. Oddly his actual character voices aren’t as raspy.

>>75986579
Is this real?

Doxxfags really take every chance lol

>>75995216
>that’s his normal voice
No it isn't. For fuck's sake.

>>75995155
I'm glad she's interested in the VCR server

a unicorn just flew over my house

>>75995189
>VCR

>>75995232
it do be those hours

>>75995263
he's a fan of hololive girls interacting with da boiz

>>75995012
Uh...

>>75995193
kek

>>75994624
contrary to what people think of Magni, we was based on calling out Blizzard over the McRee name change.

>>75995193
https://vocaroo.com/126cZwfklE2V

>>75993250
Creep on her for a few months, make her fall in love with you, introduce her to vtubers, ghost her and then let the rest take care of itself.

Phase needs new members.

>>75995118
Xhe meant Startomos.

>>75995240
His voice would be fucking dead by now with how long he streams if it was an act

>>75995316
Did he actually do that? I just remember him throwing a shitfit over losing and declaring that he will intentionally lose perms for that game.

>>75995251
duh? she talked about that too way before joining

>>75993875
>a string of meaningless letters
yep they got the nijien fans alright

>>75994624

>>75995560
Not even close to the shit the other said and he's also right

>>75995222
>Iriam
>EN
DOA

>>75995193
Hail Unicorn Hydra!

>>75995591
>he's also right
Sister...

>>75993000
>>75993050
This is dumb. Ollie really isn't as bad looking as people say. She just looks really bad in that stupid muslim head scarf thing. I would for Mori too, she's actually decently attractive when she's not slouching and wearing baggy clothes.

Tomorrow maybe hopefully

>>75995723
I hope shes okay, I'm worried something happened to snail

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?

>>75995697
I want to creampie Ollie many many times

>>75994065
>NOOOOOO EVERYONE KEEP GETTING REVIVED
>NOOOOOO EVERYONE KEEP DYING

>>75993497
We just need to take head counts of that concert ticket before they close it and compare.

>>75995804
Fauna should get another cat honestly, that will make the pain hurt less

KNEEL?

>>75995926
Rabbit is quite bland and needs spice itself to be good.

>>75995819
The holobox is the anti-Christ

>>75995957
Yeah, I don’t get why people eat rabbit meat. It’s just a drier tasteless chicken

>Permanent Out in the server
Subaru
Nene
Lui
Haachama (Someone said that Kaela will try to negotiate to Pekora for Haachama

https://files.catbox.moe/nry07k.webm
Someone brought up Magni and I was hopping it would continue to the point I can post this and it being relevant, but I am going to sleep. I hope some of you enjoy it

>>75995926
>KNEEL?
To pekora? Always.

>>75995996
>negotiate
You meant threaten

>>75996000
If my oshi ever said that I'd be pretty bummed and start prepping for the inevitable. Talk about a bad character trait for a big corpo vtuber.

>>75995996
Lui died a second time?

>>75995926
that's what she did in Rust S2, but the real enemy here is the Management killing all the fun .

>>75996060
Samefagging woman

>>75996060
He is part of the gen with the dude that said fucked off for a month without telling anyone.

>>75995996
At this point i would be roaming with at least two iron golem bodyguards.

>>75996000
Other things Magni said on members
>I'm in for the long haul
>Vesper is really important to me, I feel like I'm ride or die with him
>I want to improve my singing
>Bunch of improvised menhera songs

Bored, what do now?

https://x.com/hololivetv/status/1791378120047509910
https://x.com/hololivetv/status/1791378120047509910

>>75996000
>>75996138
Still cracks me up

>>75993126
pretty reasonable desu considering all the 3D recording needs to be put up months before

This is yagoo now. say something nice to him

>>75996054
The last thing she mentioned was giving her life in return for Haachama's. Would be kino.

>>75996192
Told you she was Kami. Now she will go back to Picolochama and become their original self

>>75996192
So Kaela got bored of being a try-hard and wanted to leave? Man, isn't she kind of a bitch?

>>75996176
a least it looks cute and people might mistake it for a pokemon or something, still getting a vtuber related tattoo is dumb

>>75996157
Cover should give them 3D soon so these kind of streams are more fun

>>75996239
No, it's a test of character. Pekora will be move by the sacrifice like the Mirror did for Yosuke and Kurama

>>75996075
Nah, she just declined to revive (reason not given)

>>75995996
>>75996054
Haachama’s second death was a masterpiece, Kaela was doing everything in her power to protect her but a ghast shot a fireball through a 1x1 hold from some 90 blocks away aiming NOT at Haachama but at the one netherrack block above her dripping lava…
which both created a hole below Haachama and free’d the lava above her.

1000IQ shot right there

>>75996190
>this is the 50-year-old man behind the shota avatar they were warning you about

>>75994999

>>75994246
I don't like hating people for no reason but I'm not about to go watching any homos to check, so could somebody clarify whether he's saying that he's personally not into lolicon (which is fair I guess, not everyone can be a cunnychad) or he's saying that loli is morally wrong (which is bullshit)?

>>75996253
Imagine if Cover didn't give them 3D for not getting 2.5 million subs. I wonder if the fans would riot.

>>75993877
yeah i'm going to have a talk with her. imma set her straight for the future and make sure she don't fall for someone twice her age.
>>75993985
also this. i already groom my nieces and nephews into watching hololive and learning japanese

>>75994999
Raden...

>>75996327
I don't remember his exact words, but the second one is basically what he is saying

>>75996327
He's saying that fictional characters cannot consent.
It's just a braindead take.

>>75995996
It was Haachama's first day as well so she'll most likely get a pass

>>75996327
He implies that if you like lolis you should die

>>75996237
>>75996239
Nah, she blamed herself for haachama's death. If anything she thought it was her failure that caused it.

>>75996357
>>75996360
>>75996377
Cool, now I can hate him, thanks

>>75995926
HoloWitch foreshadowing?

>>75996360
I mean they can't. They can't not consent either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOK0jZbU4WE
random fauna

>>75996432
I mean yes, but also the very idea of consent for a FICTONAL CHATACTER is absolutely retarded to begin with, since the notion only applies to living beings anyways.

>>75992893
>Hololive only hiring cute girls
>Mori is in Hololive
>Therefore Mori is a cute girl
simple logic

>>75996327
His take is so woke that it is a parody of woke people. It's like if a normal person was trying to sound woke.

>>75996000
I fucking despise internet males who turn up the bass to the max in their mixers, holy overcompensation

>>75996511
Those are the kind of guys Cover wants to hire for homos, I guess. Bluefag is also one of those and I'm guessing pretty much all of them in general, in one way or another.

>>75996154
you could always check Watamate prime leddit or X and laugh at homobeggars and holoantis / become mad with how fucking braindead the shits that homobeggars and holoantis trying to push

>>75996425
Pegora beisar my beloved

>forced to watch Flare for the last hour
I hate this

>>75996446
Fauna is really pretty. I can't think of anything I'd change about her at all.

>>75993746
This was so funny, he gained just enough viewers, suddenly, to make it onto the tally, just 15 minutes before the tally cut off point. Then immediately lost them.
Couldn't be more obvious

>>75995591
>I'm going to discriminate by sex and create resentment within my own family because I'm a good feminist!
Psycho take

>>75995926
Peko foreshadow the evil characters in Precure Holo

>>75996655
she could have no horns, straight pink hair, striking red eyes and wore black and red more often
...hmmm, yeah, that'd be perfect

>>75995996
>negotiate
She will battle god herself.

>>75996676
Not what he said

>>75993979
It's possible if bae pushes for it but if Kronii cares about the 1 mil and does vertical streams to push for it then it becomes 0 chance

>>75996676
yeah, women should only do stuff when men tells them

>homo hours
I hate euros so much

>>75996791
>euros
>10:25 in the morning

>>75995926
Pekora understands streaming and collabing on a meta level. Too few HoloENs understand it, sadly, which is why there has never been a HoloEN story arc of any kind.

>>75996699
Sounds like a downgrade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RUBhQawSzc
even she is dead and can't be res. she will not be left out

>>75996738
If you have two kids and arbitrarily treat one worse than the other they're going to notice it. That's a great way to create mental issues in your own children.
>>75996775
Non-sequitur aside, are you seriously a fucking feminist on /#/? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>75993359
Huh, thought it was going to be about the energy drink yab but I guess that's also pretty juicy

I actually hope that they do more hardcore minecraft content like this every once in a while but with more refined mechanics and rules

>>75996892
sorry, i forgot this is a SEAchad thread

>>75996597
It’s good they’re not really otaku. If they didn’t hire these kinds of dudes then that’s just asking for weeb sexpests who’d actually for real want to get close to the le anime waifu girls.

>>75996812
The only one suitable to play a prankster in EN is Bae but she completely dropped kayfabe already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY4oxROJlKA
From the mad dog of STARTEND to the slave dog of Peko. Aqua is absolutely loving this server

>>75996812
the only HoloEN that experience any kind of viewership growth/retantion are the ones providing the most milquetoast and conflict/drama-averse content, meanwhile those who put themselves into somewhat antagonistic/dominating positions are runts (ex. Kiara)
under those circumstances the incentive to push yourself as a full on villain is basically nonexistent

>>75996941
>who’d actually for real want to get close to the le anime waifu girls
Yeah, half of them are that while the rest is the other aforementioned group

Nijisanji ticket sales update

>>75996982
Blame Ollie for her nepohire

>>75997010
The Chronoir yumes are just home from their OL jobs and taking off their shoes and rubbing their stocking-clad feet. They'll cook a light dinner, open some wine, and then come clean these tickets out. You'll see.

So now that it's apparent that Cover doesn't actually prevent their overseas talents from expressing progressive politics, can we all agree that they just go lucky with Myth?

>>75997010
It's actually not that bad considering that it's Niji.

>>75996982
Maybe this wasn't so bad because he actually just didn't know how much of a piece of shit sub-human pagpagsagi is.

>>75997069
Extremely weak bait holy fuck

>>75997069
There is arguments to be had that the girls actually understand that bringing up politics is fucking retarded

>>75997010
Those front row seats? Mostly bought by me and my bots. Then just before sales close I’ll refund and then go in to take a picture of the big empty space in the prime seating area. Nijikeks are finished.

Waiting for the Rabbit to save me from the nigger elf

>>75997113
Looks like Shabu is still coming back at minecraft regardless, but will be laying low just to play chinchiro. at least that's how i interpret it.

>>75997010
Stop using unsale bots.

>>75997069
We are lucky with all the EN girls

>>75997010
Grim. Not even 10% of the venue sold for each concert

>>75997069
Girls have a different set of rules.

>>75997130
What went wrong for the homos to do the complete opposite?

>>75997069
imagine Biboo saying trans rights. i would drop her like a rock (heh)

>homos are allowed to declare LGBT safe spaces, condone progressive harassment campaigns (wizard game), and give their hot take on lolicons, but Mumei was prevented from doing anything meaningful with her history theme at debut

>>75997219
Vtubing is a bizarro world.

>>75997134
UNICOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRNSSSSSSSSSSSS!

>>75997185
even towa?

>>75997230
Why would she break kayfabe and out herself like that am I right?

This'll get the blood pumping and the numbers stagnating.
https://youtu.be/EhqcF4lBAJI

>>75997295
wait hades 2 is out out? it wasnt a technical test or something?

>>75992995
Rape her to show superiority, then show her Suisei

Speaking of blood pumping.

>mint keeps retweeting fanart with Doki
>doki doesn't return the favor

getting kind of awkward not gonna lie

>>75997241
Meanwhile Bae has a Nazi outfit and Kronii has guns

>>75997311
Early access

>>75997317
Mint was a bootlicker since she feared the clique. Doki took this to mean she was part of it.

>>75997010
they have a full month right?
As a general business standpoint it's so dumb not to combine all 3 stages together, even at their prime this is still risky

>>75992995
If she watches vtubers and isn't into hololive there is something wrong with her.

>>75997134
>>75997258
Why are these monsters like this?

Deadest day for EN since march
Where they all in meetings or something?