/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

WJ. I'm gonna go KMS.

Surely with all the people around right now the thread won't die...

>>75860048
same

>>75860086
good luck, I'm going to sleep

>>75860086
lol lmao

SEX with MIKOANON

i am the luckiest player but it stops when i hit tenpai....

>>75863283
Then you're not really lucky, anon.

>>75864517
who asked

Its at least a good sign I have confidence this thread will be here even if it dies at night. Now if only I can train you to update the OP…

>>75863646
Its only luckshitting if you win

In regards to the un-updated OP. I could hit Master, I just don't want to as then I would have lied on my tourney sign up.

>>75868480
>he doesn’t want to impress /mjg/ for the good of /jong/
Take this guy off the roster and ban him from all friendlies

>>75869187
But I am the only Aus timezone player.

We need to do something about these Yuzu’s…

>>75868099
Dumb whore! You're a good for nothing! Your only saving grace is your hat! Everybody hates you!

>>75870389
I like it when the hat says Kan.

Friendly reminder to sign up your oshi for League.

>>75870807
But she will just grinch. Even if she knew and wanted to play.

SEX with OLDER WOMEN

>>75873935
Yeah, me

>>75873935
crusty hags should keep it in their pants

>>75874142
yeah, mine

>>75871760
Better start bullying her then.

>>75870807
My oshi is too retarded to use IRC

>>75879663

>>75879663
Dumb bitch, get off the piano. Show some respect.

SEX with CUTE MALES (me)

Is it safe to assume that while I'm doing commentary for league games I should mostly use the Japanese terms for yakus?

>>75882538
It's not a three colored straight.
It's not a sanshoku doujun.
It's a sandshocker.
You better up your knowledge.

>>75882538
unless you want to pretend you're using the english ones ironically and want to start calling ippatsu one shot yeah, you should probably use japanese names or /mjg/ memes

>>75882538
READY, SELF PICK, ONE-SHOT, NO POINTS, PERFECT ENDS, THREE COLOR STRAIGHT, BAIMAN

>>75882538
Even better, cast in your own language and make literal translations on the spot.

Tanyao, also known as all simples or the nyagger punch, which is as weak and worthless as its name implies. A favorite of newbies and professionals alike.

>>75885228
I fear not the tanyao, but the dora 3 that comes along with it

>>75884814
I have my own memes names based on how an American might mishear or misremember the names. Such as:
All Tanyas
Sandcastle doujin
Horny-is-you
E-pickles
There are some exceptions to this format such as:
CHANTA! (which is just Chanta, but said really loudly and with a level of excitement you should not have for chanta)
7 Pairs Gaming

>>75885379
You'll be a good caster.

doko...

>>75887084
Fine. You get one game cause I just woke up.
Majsoul Friends Room 30628(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=30628

>>75887368
3/4

>>75887368
Started.

>>75887368
WJ

>>75887368
Well jonged

>>75887368
WJ, I'm impressed that man lived for as long as he did.

>>75887368
WJ...!

My job here is done. I don't even own her.

>>75889591

The polls are rigged. It was impossible from the start...

>>75889685
Well, mine were always going to go to either cunny or sheep, but Pippa is AWOL so cunny it is.

>>75889685
I voted for the dog to spite fujos

I'm voting for the characters my friends use, and Xenia because the Xenia poster is my wife

>>75889868
>I'm not your friend

>>75889922
You gave me 0 trauma

>>75890014

I fight for what's right

Mahjongers for this feel?

>>75890673
Me, I'm a eunuch

>pubes
hag

Thread death approaches

>>75892419
Well done, anon. Yuzus are out of control lately.

>>75892476
>all still keksperts
they seem pretty controlled to me

>>75892811
t. yuzu

how do we only have 1 famous anon for every character (even cat) but 3 kekspert yuzus?

>you now realize that by playing friendlies you are giving votes to people that might vote against the outfit you want

outfit votes should've been publicly listed on everyone's profiles

I look forward to Pippa realizing she could have used her viewers to get the sheep outfit reran. I'm pretty sure thats the one she's missing too.

>>75892856
The infestation st arted because deranker is an adulterous homewrecker.

>>75893210
>st arted

>>75893404

>>75893062
Pippa would never weaponize her audience jk fucking lmao, she totally would (already did it once, in fact)

i hate pippa

i 8 pippa

>>75894465
Get off 4chan, Pippa.

>>75894465
I hate her for getting me addicted to this stupid fucking game and then fucking off after she got bored.

Mid afternoon jong Majsoul Friends Room 46796(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=46796

>>75895010
>groomed into jong
grim, morose, tragic

>>75895881
She made me a footfag too, its not great here.

>>75895403
3/4

rip that guy

soon...

>>75898238
>he can't bond a character the same day he gets them
Should've whaled harder an~on

>>75898424
am neet. please understand

>>75895997
But would you take a pippegging?

>>75898696
No

how did you get in here, pink princess fan?

>Tileman grinching mahjong
Oh no no no no

>>75899233
I like Jong and I like pink women! I watched a few pippa streams where she jonged and then my friend anted to play soul for the collab with blue archive because he loves little girls

>>75899634
He’s no longer afraid of me having more ranked points

>>75899783
why don't you just get more points so he has to be afraid again?

>>75900260
Is hard

Kidnapping mikoanon! Non-consensually tickling mikoanon until mikoanon pees!

>>75901344
What are you going to do with the pee anon?

what do you usually look for when you go back and look through logs, anon?

>>75901159
you made it to m2 how hard could it be to get back to m1

>>75902070
spots where I folded tenpai, had a confusing shape, or had to make a tough choice for value vs speed generally

>>75899634
He sounds like he's tired of mahjong, I don't think we'll see him come back.

>>75902070
Complex Shapes and deal ins

Why d I play this game?

>>75903346
To suffer.

>>75903346
because it's already become part of your routine so enjoyment is no longer relevant

wish I was jongin rn

>>75903253
He’ll be back. They always come back. He’s still posting wwyds so thats a decent sign but it sounds like hes pretty burned out

>>75901438
Nothing, because I am not a pervert nor am I thirsty!

>>75902087
I thought getting back to M1 would be easy…

>>75895403
WJ, rip cat

>>75903546
I'd be pretty burned out if I had to play ranked for 3 hours several times a week

>>75903503
Then do it.

>>75904593
In a lecture and the prof keeps pacing past me.

>>75904738
add him on jong

>>75904738
Just tell him its an excel sheet.

>>75904738
then what are you doing here?

>>75904928
Thinkin bout jong, while not paying attention to said lecture. Only attending to ask prof something after.

Mahjong is more important than your education

Just watch doragon.

>>75903994
I would simply not mold my streaming persona after mahjong.

>>75911055
>curse miko showed up

Tell me the truth, anons, how many mikoanons are there?

>>75911160
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>>75911235
well you see, there's the miko who curses people in /mjg/ who is now here to doom us all. There's /mjg/s famous miko who is currently dead but is a pretty cool guy. There's this thread's bumpmiko, not to be confused with this thread's miko main. And there's a few other miko posters at inconsistent intervals

>>75912025
every time I fall for his dama 1 turn propaganda I get punished, I will do everything in my power to stop the Miko uprising

>>75912025
I cannot tell mikoanons apart. I will have sex with all of them.

>>75912278

Male playing with viewers
https://www.twitch.tv/daiyadiamandis

I blame Pippa. Her takes are not even good. And the pol retards she attracts to /pcg/ are just insufferable. She should come home and play jong again.

>>75915822
/pcg/ is home

>>75915882
True, she treats it like she does her room.

Lets always remember the friends we made along the way

>>75917725
when did we get a kaavi?

>>75917818
she's just there to ward off the Yuzus

>>75917900
>We have like three yuzus
>None are included
What did postcard anon mean by this?

>>75917725
Before we had 8 yuzus, the good times...

>>75917725
Why are we in the White House?

they don't know about the secret kaavi...

You know what? Maybe we should stop raping mikoanons and start raping yuzus.

We should have more Yuzu's. They are good for the economy.

>>75921470
You know what’s good for the economy? My mom!

>>75922035
She does excellent work.

>>75922035
Your mom is a nice lady

Whatever you do to the yuzus i want to watch

>>75923322
>trying to pretend you aren't a Yuzu

>>75923362
How about you mind your own business buddy, huh?

YUZU!

>>75924365
This is an excellent post.

I changed my mind. Yuzus are so hideous and unattractive. I very much prefer mikoanons. Sex with mikoanon!

TYD

>>75879955
based

don't die while I'm asleep

someone else keep the thread alive i have to go out

Nope

This thread is not long for this world...

i'm too forgetful to keep the thread alive

I'm too annoyed to keep the thread alive, die.

My flow in ranked is getting too good, I'm scared

My friendlies, on the other hand...

its over...

Look at my Caladbolg, isn't itamazing?

>>75936865

>>75936930
Speechless because you've never seen such a nice sword? Understandable.

>>75937044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV6FfRmwleE

>>75937131

oh btw, if teams are under 10 players per, some of you aren't making the cut because of region limitations.

i'm gonna be left to be abused a pack of mjg'ers

>>75938296
you only have to say you hate me and want me out I already know

>>75939287
>abused a pack of mjg'ers

>>75939343
leave me alone i'm going through preemptive trauma

Well, I can't imagine most of you are priority picks given that no one knows you, but you might get picked up by a newfag captain who doesn't know anyone or picked purely to cover a timezone or something, idk.

>>75939290
I was gonna pick you somewhere in the middle, but I guess I'll move you to last pick since you want it so much...

got a cool cat score in an irl game today

You will never fuck your oshi on top of a mahjong table after her losing and owing you a lot of money.

>>75940510
Good, that bitch would probably damage my table.

>tfw lurked here and bumped, but missed the odd weekly friendly so no will draft me for the vtumor team

>>75941449
you never know anon

>>75941449
you don't even exist

>>75941614
>mikoanon is fictional

Foreign mikoanon bussy…

goin 2 bed

>>75941449
just post a koko when jongstalker is awake if you actually want to be drafted and think he doesn't know you

How much do you think I would have to pay for a Pippa audiobook of rms?

>never play jong friendlies
>get all the names from the mjg tournament team
My list keeps growing.

>>75945998
I'm going to laugh when an innocent anon gets drafted and forever branded as /jong/

Why do you guys hate /mjg/? Why does /mjg/ hate you?

>>75946527
>hate
is this even true?

>>75946527
I don't. They just hate newfags who don't follow thread culture as far as I can tell, which they should.

>>75946527
mjg just has some schizos, just today there was another meltdown during m-league hours. Sio was posted there since forever, so are Crow & Nina streams.

>mfw yuzu but not kaavi

Yuzus are a plague.

>juice is free
it's time to become /jong+/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/282800/100_Orange_Juice/

>>75955336
Was the OJ Pcg asset replacement ever completed? This way we can solidify more of /pcg/s rule

>>75955847
I think juice died before the guy finished it

>>75956412
An atypical /pcg/ L…

Bumpu

Someone else needs to bump for a couple hours

>>75959241
I'll be here

>>75959241
Allegedly our wife is jonging today if her PC behaves its self.

>someone calls riichi
>pick up tile
>think "yeah he probably needs that"
>discard anyway
>ron

Wifebi is streaming jong. No clue if shes doing ranked or friendlies considering she hasnt slept worth a shit.
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

>>75959637
>when your feelings are correct but you didn't trust them

have a bump before I fuck off to watch malibu's most wanted

I want to ron mikoanon

>Pippa trying to kill /jong/ by distracting us
Don't let her win.

>>75962318
die!

>>75962318
pink thing knew my weakness of late 90s early 2000s acceptable racism movies, /jong/ never stood a chance

Pippa really is trying to kill jong.

Pippa get drunk and dedicate a song to /jong/ please

>click QB stream
>firefox crashes

When did khubie get cripple? I thought she was gonna be a cat forever

how do we get pirates to chombo a 388 point lead in one day

>>75966707
Happened after someone tossed her 100 USD worth of bits to roll for BA characters and she got cucked by the gacha.

>>75966748
I don't think it's going to happen, enjoy the boring ah games that don't matter

>Marimari underscore EN secured another mahjong collab with Pippa

>>75966756
You mean blessed.

>>75967241
real?

>>75967457
Yep. With Chromu, and Hina was volunteered for it.

>>75967457
Yeah, with Chromu, sadly Hina is going to be there

>>75967507
rad
chromu jong collab was peak

>>75967507
>>75967527
Hina would unironically ruin the vibes, she is too fucking loud.

>>75967577
I just remember her being there for one of the jong guerillas and somehow being more offensive than the males existing

>>75967622
I think tileman and scienceman are actually pleasant to listen to compared to hina as well desu

>>75967825
same, but I don't want the cuckposting that comes with them

>Marimari underscore EN
YE-
>Hina
Hina is unwatchable, pass.

I hate jong.

Khubi is playing jong with viewers until she feels like ranked for the whole 2 /jongers/ not already watching her.

>>75967622
Hina has loud grandma/Aunt vibes that make her a bit rough to listen to if you've never experienced it before. Its still rough to listen to her even with the experience. Its not bad enough for me to skip the collab provided it doesnt overlap with a khubi stream though.

>>75968022
Same, also a shame it seems like unless its a banner Pippa is only playing for collabs now.

>>75968022
Hina is peak annoying white girl, enjoy your collab.

I have a feeling you are not talking about PCG’s Hina…

>>75970872
Nope, stoner of the jongcord.

Work week is almost over jong! With anons!!

Majsoul Friends Room 60288(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=60288

>>75971574
The jellyjonger

>>75971574
Jellyjonger you chose a poor time to make a room...

>>75971605
Huh?? Why is that, anon?

my power wanes...

>>75971683
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

>>75971683
The threads vampire wife is playing jong. We had to pick up a second wife after the rabbit one never came back after she left to buy milk.

3/4 btw!

pippa doesn't even know /jong/ exists she left 4chan when it was only /pcg/ that played jong

>>75971792
Why does she hate us?
>>75971848
You say that like tilemans not mentioned it at some point.

>>75971848
lol lmao

>>75971848

>>75971848
I would sooner believe you are Pippa trying to distract us from your attempts to kill /jong/

I always feel bad when anons want to end the match soon but other anons don't let them...

>>75972157
Wouldent Pippa trying to run a gayop only keep /jong/ alive longer than just letting entropy take its course?

>>75972306
I never said she was a smart rabbit.

>>75971848

jonging would be so popular if not for the cuckposting... nip jong streamers can play with males all the time, because it's mahjong, but pippa does it and it's the end of the world...

>>75971848
Proof?

>>75972943
Right, but she's also a lazy rabbit. And running gayops would be too much effort given just not playing like she has been has slowly killed the thread.
>>75973027
While I agree, I just think tileman is weird in jong collabs and uwu was pretty clearly actually leaching off of her given the twitter interaction between the two of them has been very one-sided since the collabs.

>>75971848
Pippa is on /vt/ too much, I see her interact with random vtuber tweets of some literal who and then I will search the archives for that tweet and usually it's always been earlier in the day in some thread.

>>75973306
>Pippa is on /vt/ too much
>Pippa is also completely unaware of any recent vtuber events and needs chat to spoonfeed her, like then Pomu graduated and the whole board was talking about it.

I KANNED BY ACCIDENT. NOW MY HAND IS FUCKED.

>>75974117
ganbatte jellyjonger

>>75974117
Kan when ever possible is a requirement to be one of us anon. Its okay~!

>>75971574
WJ

>>75971574
well jonged~

>>75971574
wj!

Fuck this stupid ass game. Fuck god. Fuck fate. Fuck rngesus. I need a cigarette. Goodbye.

wj though, and thanks for playing with me...

>>75974437
don't be long now jellyjonger

>>75973399
>unaware of any recent vtuber events
>stuff that's also spammed all over twitter
So basically what you're saying is Pippa just isn't on the internet?

Shooting a maxim gun filled with cigarettes at jellyjonger!
>>75974511
Ye

>>75974437
anytime, jellyjonger <3

>>75974511
She's busy having sex (with herself)

>>75974619
perfidious gumi

post a room if you want to lose

>>75974688
sorry. is this more appropriate?

>>75974574
>Ye
Well that's dumb, taking a time she herself said she was super busy and acting like that's how it's always going to be is just plain retarded, especially when she posted an emote an anon was asking for when she updated her twitch, or the fact her mind went straight to /pcg/ during her offcollab japan stream when tenma was talking about discord.

>>75974574
>pippa
>just
>isn't
>on
>the
>internet

>>75974975
>especially when she posted an emote an anon was asking for when she updated her twitch
You mean that thing she bitched about during the train stream?

>>75974875

>>75974975
>or the fact her mind went straight to /pcg/ during her offcollab japan stream when tenma was talking about discord.
Thats funny given how poorly she handled that whole thing.

>anons insinuate that Pippa might still browse here
>managerposting commences
fucking lmao

>>75975260
>You mean that thing she bitched about during the train stream?
No? Not at all. That was people who wanted Pippog, some anon in /pcg/ was asking for a full res version of one of her new animated emotes which she posted on twitter
>>75975632
Pippa is a schizo who doesn't think she can talk about the most obvious thing. I remember her freaking out about if she could talk about something that was already announced by one of the Phase girls.

>>75976206
>Pippa is a schizo who doesn't think she can talk about the most obvious thing.
>Was able to announce that her parents were visiting and that she was moving back to back just fine in December, but a trip she knew was happening ahead of time had to be masked as "something coming up"
Alright anon.

>>75976197
managerposting really is inescapable

>>75976493
>one is a thing that entirely involves her and nothing in the company, she can dictate if she can talk about it
>the other is a phase sponsored thing, pippa is unsure if she can talk about said phase related thing, phase related stuff she always unsure if she can talk about said related phase stuff
Yeah anon.

>>75976808
Nothing stopping her from just saying she was going somewhere anon, didn't have to say she was going to Japan for a phase thing, could have done the exact same thing the other girls did by just announcing ahead of time they were going somewhere or on vacation.

i'm not reading any of that

doko...

Khubie is the perfect /jong/ wife

why are you fags looping this gay shit here? did /pcg/ finally stop giving you (You)s?

Why are there no good english vtuber mahjong players? They're all adeptchads or loopers. Do I really have to learn Japanese to enjoy good gameplay and bants at the same time?

>>75978573
>Do I really have to learn Japanese to enjoy good gameplay and bants at the same time?
Yes.

>>75978573
a lot of japanese jong players have been playing since they were kids. most english jong players don't have that level of experience

This post will trigger bump limit.

>>75979608

double ron nya...

>>75979608
why would you do this

now the question of which of our two bakers is going to crack first...

>>75980069
They're both dead.

Give me an image

fresh out of the oven

>>75980213

Grace is playing with viewers
https://www.twitch.tv/gracethegobby414

>>75981386

Nina is coming back home again