/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>75947802
>vegan
It’s impossible I’m afraid

Semen is vegan, so every sapling should take turns blowing a load in her stomach.

>>75947802
Finally a good thread.
Replace her almond milk with heavy cream.

/bfg/

>>75948498
Stop advertising yourself

>>75947802
Pregnancy

>>75947965
>semen has been guesstimated to be 5-25 calories per load
>if we take the high ball estimate of 25 and multiply it by the amount of subscribers she has (assuming they’re all male) then we get 21,200,000 calories
>subtract this by the average female maintenance calorie intake (2,000) then divide the remainder by the amount of calories within one pound of fat (3,500), then she’d gain 6,057 pounds of fat

Absolutely hot scenario but sadly semen is an animal by-product : (

>>75948946
Ethical veganism does not condemn consuming animal byproducts. It condemns consuming animal byproducts without consent from the animal. Humans can offer their semen voluntarily, and thus it’s vegan. And no, I’m not making this up, vegans will genuinely affirm that semen is fine to consume.

>>75949204
How do you get consent to eat byproducts from an animal?

>>75949852
you don't, that's why vegans abstain from those. Semen is legit one of the few exceptions

>>75949852
You can’t, that’s why practically every other animal byproduct isn’t allowed. But anything produced by a human with consent is fine.

>>75949998
So breast milk is vegan?

>>75949204
That's it. I'm forcefully giving consent to Fauna to drink my cum

>>75950973
Yes

>>75948946
But us saplings will line up to give it to her willingly, making it still vegan. You're onto something here...

>>75948843
Who gets to knock her up

>>75952234
Every sapling
After they blow a load into her stomach they blow another one into her womb
Whoever’s sperm is the strongest survives to be formed into a child nurtured by the 3 ton kirin

>>75953943
SAPLING SPERM GAUNTLET

>>75948946
Has Fauna ever talked about her viewer demographic makeup?

>>75947802
Swap her vegan milk out with full fat milk. Simple as

>>75947802
please dont..

>>75947802
she needs protein

>>75959636
Yuck

>>75959636
Any “man” whose attracted to “women” like this needs to castrate himself so he doesn’t spoil the gene pool any further

>>75947802
she already has it
>he doesnt know

>>75961324
She said she was too skinny to donate blood :(

>>75961073
Just say you're gay man

>>75959636
I want her to choke me with her massive muscles as her meaty tits envelope my head and she uses her thunder thighs to peg me hard enough to transition

>>75947979
Guzzling heavy cream as her tits get fatter...

>>75963815
I would condemn myself to a life of veganism of it meant I got to drimk Fauna's breast milk at one point in my life

>>75956201
It feels like she's avoiding the topic to avoid hurting anyone's feelings. People like Marine wade right into it and say that they're aware and fine with most of their audience being males, but Fauna almost never talks about uncomfortable topics like gender relations, etc. She prefers to keep it neutral.
From /uuu/ we can be guesstimate that female saplings make up perhaps 10% of the fanbase. It's perhaps surprisingly high, but still very lopsided. I'm convinced Fauna knows, but has decided to not engage. There's just very little to gain aside from a laugh or two, and potential risks abound.

>>75963977
I would believe a 10% female audience, maybe even more. I've seen quite a few femsaps

>>75964584
I bet they're the kind of girls that collect crystals and want to tell you what each one does.

>>75969455
PERFECT I will happily take a femsap girlfriend

>>75963977
>>75964584
I think the amount of femsaps is for sure higher than 10%
For some reason I can’t put my finger on, I feel like Fauna has this atmosphere that attracts more women to her fanbase than other holos
Maybe it’s because she’s even more cutesy and has a very gentle personality and voice

>>75972131
She attracts the femboys and the women and I love her for that

I bet Fauna is skinnyfat

>>75972131
She's very gender inclusive in everything she does and never refers to chat as default male, it's a subtle thing but it makes a big difference. She also attracts a lot of lesbians for some reason.

>>75973478
She's just skinny, unfortunately.

>>75974946
look at the size of her wrists god damn

>>75973478
God I hope so, just imagine laying on her soft tummy

>>75975016
Oh she's tiny :'( She needs some CHUB

>>75975016
I'd feed her a cucumber. I'd even skin it and cut it up into little slices and lightly salt them.

>>75976456
Cute

>>75948946
How many saplings could Fauna swallow a load from before she has to stop?

>>75978010
But imagine how hot it would be if they kept going even when shes full to the brim

>>75974946
>>75975016
I like very fat women but there's something about grabbing the hold of tiny wrists like this and having your fingers wrap around them with ease is also nice

>>75975016
dear god i'm about to start concernfagging. poor girl is wasting away

This is like, the most normal Fauna thread I’ve seen on /vt/ in months

>>75980831
That's because 99% of them are made by the same schizo for shitposting purposes.

>>75949852
That consent is called my God-given right to have dominion over all life on Earth in His name.

>>75980831
that's the power of architects
once the schizo wakes up we'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming though

>>75980985
My version of consent is might-makes-right, which lets me eat humans too!

>>75980831
I just love chubby Fauna :3

>>75980831
grim

>>75981850
same!

>>75978010
Who said anything about stopping?

>>75984509
What if her stomach bursts, anon?

>>75985131
She'll only get bigger don't worry :)

>>75981850
Same!

>>75961073
>>75963748
survival of the fittest

>>75975016
I thought her wrists were transparent or something. Freaked me out for a second.

>>75974946
>>75975016
She’s so cute, i can’t believe i fell for her when i would probably break her in half
>t. Gymfag

>>75948498
>Fdund

>>75963977
Fauna might have higher than 10%.
The holos with lowest amount of female viewers (less than 10%) are the likes of Kobo, Shion and (surprisingly?) Watame.
There was a graph sometime earlier. Highest amount of female audience (about a third) is Suisei and Towa. Marine was axctually kinda high also.

>>75963700
Like clockwork

>>75947965
Unfortunately, semen tastes horrid.

>>75998057
It depends on the diet. Eat a bunch of pineapple and watermelon, avoid alcohol and voilá, delicious man juice

>>76000216
This is mega fake. Flavor dilution through semen is so minuscule it's not even worth the effort to attempt because it will still have the same salt. Source: personal experience.

>>76000436
Skill issue, mine taste like honey.

>>75985787
>Fauna with enough Nut in her Gut to make her look like a water tank with a person attached
Kawahagitei trained me for this

>>75947802
BIGGER

>>75998057
Why you eat semen?

The best part about skinny girls is if they get pregnant you can see the baby swell their belly.

>>75947965
>Semen is vegan
Aren't there like little animals in there? Like tadpoles or somethin?

>>75947955
Sugar is vegan friendly

>>75963898
You would become retarded because it wouldn't contain sufficient nutrients due to her grass diet

>>76005061
Despite teasing Fauner earlier I think she'd make a good mom. She doesn't force her cats on a vegan diet so she probably wouldn't force a kid but might encourage it.
Her biggest flaw is that she has mentioned being Canadian and in no universe do I see dealing with Canada a plus. She'd have to be willing to live stateside and she hasn't shown any willingness to uproot herself.

Every time i encounter vegans on the internet, they always mention that they have to keep track on, like, a billion things or else their teeth will fall off, because the diet is mega complicated. That's, or they live in a 3rd world country and vegan diet costs you 3x of a regular one. Can see why people don't turn vegan. Seems like a giant pain in the ass.

>>76006073
I don't think they become vegans by choice. It seems similar to vampirism or lycanthropy.
When Fauna was young she got too close to pride parade and a vegan bit her.

>>76005433
When has she ever said she was Canadian?

>>75948498
those feet might not even be that brown, it could just be the shadows making them look that way

>>75948498
My man just cashed in his social security check please be nice that is his whole fortune

>>76008423
Early on, I think it was in reference to collabing with others so she gave out her nationality.
That said its been over a year, she could have moved. I dunno.

>>75947802

>>75949852
By asking very nicely.

>>75948946
getting flattened by the butt of a three ton kirin uoooooohhh

>>75998057
Speak for yourself

>>75975016
Jesus Christ
She should go back to being a vegetarian this is unsustainable

>>76005433
>>76008717
Baffling posts. She’s American and always been American. I think you’re confusing her with Mumei who people rrated was Canadian early on, but we now know she’s American too.

>>75972131
I would say 10% is the absolute max. If anything, she attracts mostly males - she is a comforting, constantly flirting, ultra feminine gamer girl, with an adorable dorky side. Despite her playing up her supposed seiso, she is the EN Holo who is currently the most concerned with making herself look the most sexy and desirable, especially when it comes to her breast envy. Her weak constitution, shyness, and countless insecurities, activate primarily male protective instinct.
Fauna is the absolute dick destroyer.

>>76017900
Fauna needs an absolute alpha gym bro to counter her dorkiness, nerds unfortunately wouldn’t satisfy her

>>76017279
Are snack cakes vegan?

>>76018312
You can be a fit nerd

>>76018847
Oh beehive

>>76018847
Yeah, me