/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>75888040
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>75888047
Amen

>>75888047
Amen. Also rape Gavis Bettel

>>75888040
Streams...
Where...
??

>>75888574
Bro, just rewatch the POVs from last night

Amen for the day I get to grope Machina X Flayon

>>75888680
He will grope back with the R-TRUS. Are you willing to risk that?

https://twitter.com/Abocus_art/status/1790647101455827190

>>75889192

>>75888040
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Banzoin Hakka Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

>>75888047
Amen.

>>75883311
If you had watched his silent voice watchalong that preceeded this tweet you woulda cried too. My poor, poor goldbullet... My poor poor poor goldbullet....

>>75889469
What about that vampire asmr

>>75888574
HERE!

>>75889083
One r-trus grope will mush me to death but what a great way to die it would be

>>75889526
what about it
the stream was pretty short cuz he was busy

>>75889776
I thought it was funny

>>75889854
Oh. Yeah, that ending was really something kek

NIJI LOVE

oh yeah this is a new thread
hang on I got you

Miss wife

mans, how was the ttt collab? i love ruze but my autism hort whenever he killed the boys mid sentence... is it worth finishing watching?

>>75890898
One of the best streams in months
How is that making your autism act up? Have you never played TTT before?

>>75890514
You forgot to include Altare bragging about lifting collab ban between Holo and Niji

>>75891022
I included pics this anon has spammed in /mans/ for the past few days, must have missed that one

>>75890523
I don't know what it is about this blue haired faggot, but for some reason I always come back to watch him after a couple of months

>>75890898
Just pick a different pov

>>75891274
I think you're in love anon

>>75891002
my brain's just feeling it, idk why
>>75891445
i can watch anyone but is there a 'best' pov in general?

>>75890523
He triggers my maternal instincts. I think he's so cute, his mom made him wear dresses when he was younger.

>>75892005
hakka and octavio's povs witnessed a lot of funny moments.

>>75891274
i think he's your kamioshi, anon.

>>75891274
That’s what we call love my dear anon

Maestro Tavi https://twitter.com/forwardvbs/status/1790638965503967442

Why are 2nd outfits always either boring or ugly
I don't have high hopes for Shinri's, after seeing the silhouette

>>75891900
>>75892257
>>75892393
Definitely don't want to fuck him, but I do think he's based. I'll take him being my kamioshi even if I prefer fleshtubers for better content. I will say that they hired the perfect guy for this though. An ex-league player/FPS tryhard playing this reformed isekai hero is a kino concept.

>>75892640
I thought Axel's looked good

There was an anon that wanted transparent Axel ears, I don't think anyone did that? Here

>>75892899
I really like his hair, but the outfit is too casual for my taste

pero pero pero pero pero

>>75892640
did you think Shinri of all people would be the one to ask for something that stands out? Whatever it is, we know it'll fit him better than a bright orange jacket with his tits out did

>>75892900
Different anon, but thank you, my Axle doll can use these

>>75892693
that's how it starts. next time he does a 24H stream, you WILL want to fuck him.

>>75892640
same, i just want some color. so far the new outfits have been pretty much black and white. =w=

>>75893284
You're just rubbing in that we'll never see shintits again and that is an absolute tragedy

>>75892640
There's enough second outfits I like, anons like to say casual outfits are boring but getting to see dressed up characters in comfy clothes is always a nice treat. It's like when an eyepatch character removes their eyepatch. Which, incidentally, Oga does in his second outfit

>>75893573
I drew fanart of him I already consider that the closest thing to sex, and that was during a minecraft stream, so you might be onto something.

So is this game any good

>>75892900
Oh this looks really clean, gj

Just finished the TTT vod, it was so fucking good.
I hope they are able to do it more times.

I followed Bettels POV, are there any other good moments that wasn't sown on his stream?

>>75893284
>it'll fit him better than a bright orange jacket with his tits out did
Nah, Shinri is a whore, he's just in denial about it

>>75895295
Seems to be a normal hunting game, can't say I've seen much of that genre

>>75895700
The intro (rules failed being explained) in everyone else's POV is a must. I watched Altare's stream and I think the best moments in his were every time he was the traitor, especially in game 15 when he went counterstrike mode and stealth planted c4s and baited. Also Octavio begging to be killed for accidentally killing Hakka from Alatre's POV

>>75895700
Open all the other POVs in Holodex multiview

For altare, since he plays Pump it Up, but can only max at S10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWczp635-VE

>>75895295
Its like Call of the Wild but better and worse in some ways. Jankier in qol features while having more than cotw. Only seen gameplay and a review on it.

>>75895589
LEADER CHEST
LEADER CHEST
LEADER CHEST

this is me btw

>>75895700
Hakka for the drone camera view on shinri vs bettel 360 battle

DO NOT BULLY

>>75890514
I don't understand the pic with the ice cream(?)

No hakker until tomorrow...

>>75892640
Men don't have great fashion sense

I can't wait for them to shake us around and accidentally blow out our eardrums

why so dead?

>>75902178
dead branch
dead thread

>>75902269
DEAD WORLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY

>>75900590
God bettel is so unfunny

>>75902794
yeah...

>>75902369
2 weeks till the anniversary, lets get it to 500K!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVlHfSbU0lk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVlHfSbU0lk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVlHfSbU0lk

>>75903090
nah

>>75903090
It's almost been a year since he's been gone, you have to let him go. This isn't healthy

>>75903090
I can't tell if you're a shitposter trying to get a rise out of people who hate magnoir by trying to force dead gramps on every reply you do, or a really autistic vestie (or both)

>>75903090
why waste your time after he wasted his?

>>75903090
Bro, just post in the other thread and forget about this guy

>>75903090
The cover is pretty good, but I doubt he cares about numbers or any point in numbers.

>>75903440
Judging by the number of replies I guess fishing for (You)s is also an option

RUZE ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eGYGI0PIzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eGYGI0PIzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eGYGI0PIzo

>>75903495
>>75903502
>>75903590
Is for fun, whys you all being downers, its literally 7k away!

>>75903799
I hate numberfaggotry

>begging

>>75903868
its not numberfaggotry for the other MVs that hit 500K

What is this

how the fuck did he manage all of this in so little time after the powerwash sim perms fuck up
I kneel

>>75904190
That's fucking cool

If Stars EN holds their very first and own concert, will you be okay with Magnoir making a special appearance or cameo?

>actual did roleplay
isk how to feel about this

>>75904394
Is that even allowed?

>>75904490
hey
Ruze is on the telly

>Struggling to swap between personalities while swerving around the road running into tunnels

Ruze is going to gather the most obnoxious fanbase between homestuckers and multiple personality pretenders

>>75904394
That would be great, but management would never allow that, even with their other characters.

>>75904683
He's doing his NPC stream bit you dolt

>>75904683
I was kind of thinking that too.
>>75904734
You don't know.....

y-yeah! Go Shinri!
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1790913191607926956

PILOT ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBFJmso0XCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBFJmso0XCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBFJmso0XCY

>>75904814
The 3D is cancelled... Shouldn't have insisted on the shirt being added, Shinri

PILOT ON THE CORPSE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBFJmso0XCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBFJmso0XCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBFJmso0XCY

>>75904814
I mean, it beats relentless pessimism, so I'll take it.

>>75904394
Best we'll get is a small reference. I remember that Shien's solo in the last holostars concert had a pink hologram to reference Kaoru.

corpse party my beloved

ENTER FURBY

Demon driving a truck in England is a funny bit

>>75891274
Blue fuck claims another one

Our firstborn is saying its first words, they grow up so fast

Tavi is watching this shitshow... He is so in love

>>75903794
Good stream!

This bit has been going for 20 minutes too long

>>75906131
It's boing to be like this the entire stream.

>>75906131
It's probably going to be the whole stream

>>75906131
The chat controls the bit, it's up to them

Crazy knows crazy

>Tranny says
Ruze???

is ruze allowed to do a fag accent

>>75906548
Fag…accent?

>>75906548
Anon he is a fag

>thought love live was a hentai anime because of the fans
>got confused when he watched it and it was normal
Same desu peak love live fans were something else

>>75906734
Axel...

>milord
Oh god. No.

I am so fucking wet when Obsidian Ruze speaks

>>75906548
What does that even mean
Like gay nigga from Atlanta accent or something?

>>75907044
he means the lisp

>>75907131
Oh. I mean yeah, I guess kek

>>75906962
Ohhhhh god YES

>>75904683
add vox chinks to that

Ruze will KILL me

Obsidian Ruze speaking while trying to get the truck started is peak

>>75904683
>>75907347
Why can't you faggots just enjoy streams

Jesas Nari is a bitch

>>75907490
Who

>>75907574
>>75904927

I get such a strong grimace from Azure

>>75908128
It's intentional

MAMA AND TOTALLY SECRET GUEST ON THE ASMR TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkH1-TXdh20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkH1-TXdh20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkH1-TXdh20

MAMA ON THE ASMR TELLY BEING RUINED BY CLOWN.mp3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkH1-TXdh20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkH1-TXdh20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkH1-TXdh20

>>75908183
Obviously, but still

I want Obsidian Ruze to get pulled over for going 40 over the speed limit.

The cops are actually pull Obsidian over if he keeps stopping kek

I love overlap!

>already laughing

>"I feel violated to myself"

>i feel like i'm violated, to myself, i can hear myself
CLOWN SELF RYONA PUNISHMENT

>>75908254
>>75908262

Devil goes down to Dover.

>>75908706

I'm gonna try to sleep to this live. Good night guys.

>"For anyone who expected actual asmr, I apologize in advance"
kek

>>75908826
I'm fucked

Bettel wouldn't do this for anybody else... clownfish...

>>75908807
good fucking luck anon

They sound like they are having a slumber party and trying to stay quiet so mom doesn't wake up an realize they are still up

KEK

yeah this is going exactly how I expected kek

It's like two teenage girls gossiping at a sleepover while everyone else is asleep.

Gavis couldn't say "I'd kill myself" fast enough kek

>>75909427
>Gavis

>>75909427
Hi Jurard

>>75909427
Jurard kys

>>75909427
Say something good to Banzoin-senpai today, Jurard.

so this is just like a 3Dio ntr podcast/tskr radio

What the fuck is this stupid clown bitch's name then FUCK

>>75909427
>Gavis
Get out of here lizard man

>>75909589
You called him by his first name lol
We all call him by his second name, Bettel

>>75909589
>>/vt/thread/74662473#p74688495

Shinri wants to survive just to see the zombie apocalypse memes...

>>75909748
Autism!!!!!!!!!

>>75909748
I still can't get over the fact that Axel's first name is indeed Syrios.

>>75909892
Ack so serious...

the only accent Shinri can do...

Syriosly Axel...

UUUUUOOOOO SEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Just hopped into the ASMR stream, what the fuck are they doing?

>we got epic fresh memes such as why so serious and its morbin time on hq debut

>>75910106
podcast with asmr mics, I guess

>>75910106
Just whispering zastudan, gavi- BETTEL is so desperate to die. He keeps talking about suicide. In the context of a zombie apocalypse.

>>75910161
To be fair, morbin time was fresh at the time.

This dummy said he wasn't sick but all that sniffling says otherwise

>>75909715
Anon...

>>75910233
It wouldn't surprise me if the gobsmacked baboon went out that way in the apocalypse.

"Some people do that"
>is talking about something that has never ever happened

I need Obsydian Ruze lewds

shinri what the fuck

>If your friend gets bitten by a zombie do you kill them or keep them as a pet
shinri?

stream is giving me a massive erection

>>75909427
>>75909589
newcutie…

>>75910459
Which one is he keeping as a pet, anons?

>>75910452
>>75910459
It's fucking reasonable but he did word it bad. Would you rather I off you or save you for the Era of the Cure to zombies?

Bettel killing Shinri, cutting him open, and then sleeping inside of him ToT

>what if i wore you as a skinsuit

"What if I wore you as a skinsuit?", "What if I cut off your face?" and other thoughts, from Gavis Bettel, master of ASMR

I NEED FANART SO BADLY

>>75910459
Zombies are formed by getting bitten by one, right? So the transformation needs saliva of the zombie to enter the victims blood flow. Now. If you were to fuck or get fucked by a zombie, wouldn't that also make you turn into one?

See what bettel said is way fucking freakier than shinri

Would Bettel get inside him completely naked and wrap Shinri's dick around his?

JESUS ryonatellion is getting fed today. bring back that one /mans/ artist that had a cute as fuck artstyle but drew some horrid shit lol

>>75910742
Nah, Bettel is saying the exact things that Shinri thinks about at night

these two are sick fucks

>I'll cut off your face and enter feet first

HE"S KEEPS TAKING EVERYTHING!!!

I hate this so much.

Flyvis Bettel

>did you like that chat? there's more where that came from
WHORES

>>75910842
that is EXACTLY the kind of shit he's into, have you heard how he got with the tour bus in Pacific Drive

God damnit I'm trying to sleep but I can't stop laughing

GAME WTF

UUUOOOHHHHH BETTEL SEX

shinri guiding him through it ouuuuuuugh

I've never trusted these two

oh we're at the drowning part of the asmr stream

Feels so good to be a fujoyume right now.

use the prop, shinri

>>75910979
Yeah? That's what I said. They are 100% on the same wavelength right now.

How long have vanguard's been in Japan now? At least three months? You would think by now they'll be revealing their 3Ds debuts.

The fabled tummy gurgle ASMR

Ignoring the incest, this Seiko flashback is just depressing...

why did he say hello so sensually

kek

Bettel is harassing ducks with a bag

I'm gonna pretend that's his belt

>>75911280
flayon and his incestuous games..

Somehow this just sounds like they are having the weirdest sex

God please let this furby shit not be a reoccurring thing

i need a teacher student smut au of clownfish now

I can hear cbat

Bettel is now fucking a plastic bag

>i'm in more pain than anyone here
Okay Gavis Bettel

>I need to blow my nose - should that be into the mic?

>>75911224
Bettel tummy rumbling TTTTTOTTTTT

>>75911353
puppet surgery asmr from this guy fucking when

>Kraken ASMR

>"Is this what you had in mind when you invited me to this?"
>"Yes."

>>75911675
God please. Let him just mumble out anatomical names of things while he calmly cuts you open

how you doing, sleep anons? nodded off yet?

HES STRIPPING

>He's taking it off
CLOWNFISH LIVE SEX STREAM

>"I'm so glad staff can't actually see us in here"
They are having sex

bettel being shinris naughty little kitten while he strips

just like my mimikaki asmr but there's two horny cats in the room

Ruze does it better.
Actually, Pollux does it better.

they're so in heat

>CATFIGHT ASMR
This got very kinky very fast

>Cat fight asmr
PUSSIES ON THE TELLY

What a unique experience.

>mini skateboard ASMR
Ah, brings me back to grade 6

>techdecks
they're still not over the 360 battle

He's jangling the keys for you, Bettellion~!!

hakka baby...

bettel sucking of shinri's teet

b-b-b....BABBA BABUUUU
Want...want TEMPUS MILJKIESSSSS

>Actual cocomelon clown

I'm going to shoot myself over this, aren't I.

this is the ASMR stream of all time

babettel love...

>>75912300

I think I burst an organ laughing

>>75912461
UUUUOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!
TTOTT

>>75912382
finally he's perfect now

Seiko...

This is your oshi, Bettelion?

HEARTBEAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>double heartbeat
please no I'll die

>>75912621
he is the perfect male specimen

>"which side is the heart on?"
JESTER HAS NO HEART

Bettel is The Grinch....

>do you have a heart?
>I don't know anymore

Shinri's teaching him how to get the good angle

>Here's my heartbeat bro
>[Clanging sounds]

Bettel has a tin man heart...

I miss banchou's heartbeat tax... how can I trick him into doing more again

I need to draw them both lifting their shirts up to do the heartbeat thing at the same time oh my goddd

weak ass heart

>>75912884
He owes us like 800 push-ups again because of the Fatal Frame stream, so he'll probably have to do it again.

>>75911209
2.5 months, only 2 weeks left!

why is bettel's heartbeat so fast

man sounds like he has arrythmia. thats what my 17 year old cats heart sounds like

>>75913065
Too much sugar and red bull

>>75913065
small animals have fast heartbeats

>Arrhythmia asmr
bettel will have a heart attack on stream one day

>>75913007
oh damn that reminds me I forgot to finish that vod, good then

Erotic ice cream descriptions from Josuiji Shinri...

>>67546597
>>67546597
>>67546597

Bettel dropped the keys on the baby...

>>75913173
no.............

Gavis Brittle.

Bettel has become crunchy...

shinri your arthritis...

>>75913173
someone send that supa

>both our knees just popped

i feel like someone is jerking off to this stream...report the fap and say how good it was

I could break his bones with such little force.

All it took was hitting 30 for Bettel to start snapping, crackling and popping...

he IS made out of pink and blue toothpicks TTToTTT

>>75913470
Call him Rice Krispies.

is this how it is in a nursing home?

old man seeexxxxxxxx

>back when I was 29

>>75913436

>Why do they keep asking me to burp?

Clownfish is so fucking back

jesus christ

>"They're getting distracted - bring back the keys!!"

>Shinri drinks a gallon of milk and locks himself in a room for an hour ASMR

That would feed emetophiles for all of eternity

Shinri on the koilet ASMR...

shinri what the hell is that kek

boys are so FUCKING dumb I love it

the shy baby goose honks...

I have fucking tears in my eyes, this is great

wait fuck is this actually Salad Fingers?

DONT LEAVE

KEK

>>75913944

>"Someone is actually going to fall asleep to this. Someone loves it - I hate that"

RATE THE CLOWNFISH ASMR

>>75914349
keys/heart failure

Glad I left the raid before the channel loaded

>>75914349
Not Vidya/10

>>75914349
not my proudest fap/10

>>75914349
If they do it again, I'll kill myself/You could not pay me to do that again.

>>75914349
My fucking sides/10

>>75914349
crunchy joints/10

>>75914349
Bettel has aged/10

>>75914349
sex/sex

>>75914349

>>75914349
OHHHHH, LOOKEY HERE /MANS/, LOOK AT THE LITTLE JINGLE JANGLE, OH IT'S ALL SHINY OHHHHHHHHHHH/10

He has a knack for explaining things in the most lame way kek

i see now that clownfish have the kinkiest sex in the guild

I wonder if Shinri will do an ASMR stream with each VG boy or if it was a one-off

>>75914652
the skinning + entering his body talk will fuel me for months, thanks boys

>>75914684
You would wish Hakka upon the pond?

Have (You) forgiven Gavis Bettel?

>>75914829
No. Not by a long shot.

>>75914684
Bettel was the best person to do that with so I'm not sure
Hakka would probably also be good

>>75914652
In the guild, yes, but the wildest shit in Elysium is whatever the fuck Octavio does to Jurard when Ruze and Gibby aren't in the tavern

>>75914829
There never was anything to forgive him for.

>>75914826
They deserve it

>>75914829
he made me miss year 1 bettel

>>75914684
I know you said VG, but Shintare ASMR would be something else...

>>75914829
no, he's still a cunt

>>75915082
you overestimate the blue fuck. he'd just talk about pokemon while shinri giggles at him

Satoshi is way too calm for a guy who just saved his friend from hanging herself while his sister is being chased by a pedo killer

>>75915196
Not gonna lie, the pond would eat that shit up.

>>75915196
That sounds perfect though?

>>75915208
he's seen things, anon. he's obviously in shock

>>75914989
I think Tavi having sex with Obsidian is the kinkiest

>>75915208
He's just kind of heroic protag non-character that gets all the bitches, don't worry about him

>>75915280
tavi having sex with anyone in tempus and armis would be hot. his tentacle powers were literally made to rape

>>75915196
I don't understand, is this supposed to be a bad thing?

>>75915208
Ask Flay. I'm sure he'll bend over backwards to explain how Satoshi is realistic and a very well written character

>>75915243
>>75915361
oh, i thought you guys were expecting kinky yaoi sounds. but if not yeah, it will be adorable

So is the appeal of Clownfish being that of an experienced man teaching a goofball how to do something and him fumbling it for a bit but somehow that something turns out successful?

>>75915421
Flayon's literary analysis is at the shitpost level

>>75915082
yeah I'd kill for a Shintare asmr but I said VG because they're able to be in the same room at the moment
We wouldn't have gotten half the bits we had if this hadn't been an off-collab

RETARD ON THE TELLY

>>75915549
clownfish is the smart+stupid duo, yeah

>>75915061
kek

This nigga is evil evil

>>75915549
that's part of it, but Shinri is also able to let loose a lot more when Bettel is there

>>75915629
Oh you worded it better than I could. Yeah. I think I get the appeal now.

>>75915586
I'm thread reading WE HAVE TEN OF THOSE. WHICH ONE?

>>75915722
The character called someone a retard

>>75915445
No, I just meant it'd be incredibly cute and stupid

>>75915549
Bettel was made to be guided and convinced into doing things out of his comfort zone (sexually)

God damn it she still hasn't pissed

>>75915846
i will groom that clown into the perfect whore

>>75914829
Maybe...

I didn't tune in the asmr, did they do a double heart beat or did they do it in turn

cute sneeze

>>75915549
It's the kind, sexy teacher with huge tits x pathetic, pessimistic idiot student who earnestly wants to impress him dynamic, yes.

>>75916272
one after the other, with Shinri showing him the ropes because Bettel couldn't find his heart

>>75916340
Oh okay. That sounds right. For some reason the thought of having two men expose their chests next to each other makes me go wild

>>75916287
Naruhodo. I understand. My fujoshi brain is already cooking up some delicious sexy scenarios of them.

>>75916274
>>75916385
HAKKAMAMA????

>>75916385
cute

>>75916385
kek somehow imagining hakkamama watching corpse party makes me laugh

>>75915846
>>75916287
UWOH

>>75910828
Which one the one that always used a grey background and it was kind of sketchy? I miss that bold fucker

I can't believe Shinri is getting his 2nd outfit in less than 24 hours

Ayumi deserves every bad thing that happens to her

what is cover making them do this week that they're all exhausted

>>75917023
3D orgy

>>75917023
Cover is telling the boys to stream and they're like NOOOOOOOOOOOO I DUN WANNA T_T

>>75915846
>>75916287
>>75916410
i miss the first rust arc. bettel was such a hyper retard, attention seeking and praise seeking from the boys. the bit where altare locked him in a corner for petplay was iconic. and the start of his 2nd stream where he was gloating for the first half an hour about how proud shinri was going to be of him for bringing home a good inventory and how he was gonna get so many compliments. needy groomable bettel overload is where its at

>>75916659
It was a flipfuck that used jurard as an avatar, maybe she is in the nijithreads

>>75917317
the begni collabs were so good for that too

>didn't get to finish the chapter
I am sad

>>75915549
2 negative guys turning into a positive force for each other. Low confidence ojisan being motivated and inspired by a pathetic anxious clown. And clown learning new things and getting praised.

Bettel panicking about not hearing his own heartbeat was really cute

I lowkey crave for bf asmr from one of the boys. Not the nasty kind but one where they are just sweet and petting your head, scratching behind your ears... Honestly don't make it even bfe, just POV you're my cat stream

I know both their bones were crunching in the ASMR but I am still imagining age gap clownfish with 21 year old Bettel who thinks he knows all about adulting and 40 year old Shinri who guides and teaches him so many things....

https://youtu.be/qenWrUxg9c4?si=BIBtUY6opax2QqXo
AYO

>>75917897
if you ignore the parts where he calls you Chat and reads SCs, this is just Shinri's menshi asmr

>>75917897
I want a bf ASMR where it's very obvious that they don't know what they're doing and they're not even trying to hide it and the fans know it, but they're playing along.

>>75918012
>lore
LET'S GOOOOOOO

>>75917897
What is the nasty kind of BFE? Azure Ruze?

>>75918012
>Purchase the full set for a bonus voice drama with a special costume punishment game…
WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY MEAN BY THIS

>>75918012
>?si=
Clean up your damn links of tracking tokens

>>75918057
First few minutes of Axel's last menshi was almost that kek, he gave up really fast though

>>75918012
Cool but WHERE'S VG 3D

>>75918253
I fucking love axel. He always makes me laugh.

>>75918012
I am excited for what appears to be an actual in-lore adventure. Hopefully the inclusion of (You) isn't the focus but that line about their tenderness has me wary.

>>75917897
Anon, Shinri's menshi ASMR is the closest thing you're going to get.

>>75918107
yeah, the type where they slurp your ears and make other disgusting mouth noises

>>75918012
L O R E ? ? ?

>>75918107
What I wouldn't give to kill Azure Ruze.

>>75918397
Sucks for you, I'd love to have that.

WTF is a "costume punishment" game? Do their clothes fly off of you get an answer wrong or something?

....Not that I'm interested or anything.

(Captcha: SKAT)

>>75916385
FLAYON KEEPS GETTING ALL THE HAGS, ITS NOT FAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I want nasty BFE from Altare.

>>75918680
I'd assume it's a scenario where they make someone/all of them wear an embarrassing costume

>>75918107
Azure Ruze is just douchebag asmr. He does everything in his power to sound like the most fuckboy person imaginable.

I want Ruze to do a five-hour lore dump as an ASMR, but we don't get nice things like that.

>>75918012
ARMISchads we’re up

>>75917897
No one in this company is going to do genuine GFE or BFE asmr, you know this anon. They're idols first, before anything.

>>75918012
Hey, it's at a time that's convenient for me! Nice.

>>75918823
ruze wears a maid outfit unprompted though

>>75918776
Nunca confies en el hombre blanco

>>75918884
I see you haven't heard Shinri's 2023 valentine's day VP

>>75918915
No one said it would be a maid outfit?

>>75918884
It's funny because even if there were someone who did it, no one would actually want it despite saying they do want it. Starmin can't make up their minds.

>>75918981
just saying ruze would not be easily embarrassed by putting on any costume

>>75918884
Anon there are a bunch of voicepacks that are gfe and bfe oriented, and those are just the ones that are made by the company

>>75918784
same

>>75919174
>the boys reading off company-written slop scripts counts as bfe
This is like saying a cucumber sandwich on white bread is a 5 star meal. Such bland, flavorless taste.

>>75919174
None of the ones made by Cover are full on GFE or BFE. I've seen when they go full swing, and the Cover ones pale in comparison.

I'd kill for a stars EN shota voice pack

>>75918884
stars jp already did proposal vps. we're almost there.

>>75919324
>>75918974