/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

What are you watching

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>75914112
Pippa and I'm posting about the feds

I want to sniffa the Pippa

>>75914112
Pipper.

>>75914112
something about elon musk

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlG55KGiE0k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSCVfs4DxZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=492_HLBXwzQ

https://wheelofnames.com/8pg-ddz
https://pastebin.com/V6WxE4X2

Jelly is...

Blue Bear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4TCWqN1n9c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4TCWqN1n9c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4TCWqN1n9c

>>75914010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMwWxX-GLLg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMwWxX-GLLg

PIPPA LOVE

Pippa’s back from the Juicing Room~

>>75914112
Shiorin~

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>75914238
Awatistic.

>>75914256
She's looking a little thirsty.

>>75914238
mine

I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

>I can't udnerstand what he's saying
Is she retarded

>>75914112
Mariya from V4miria

>>75914112
you

>>75914238

If he wasn't so dedicated to it I would assume Elon Musk's chud antics were just trying to get people that aren't insufferable leftists to buy his gay cars.

What's her name again?

>>75914010
>>75914250

>divorces
its a literal 50:50 at the current rate pippa, unironically. Not the meme answer of "either it works or not 50:50" but a full 50 fucking 50

>I have never married anyone or had children

I can fix that Pippa

>>75914361
Giovanni.

>>75914256
I am filling her with my juices again

>>75914361
Jeremy

>one divorce is one too many
I want my pipwife

>>75914338
Do you have to ask?

I kinda miss Uruka's mind break BGM

>>75914357
It's the new neocon normal. The old neocons were effectively absorbed into the democrats

I am publicly requesting the pipkiss ritual post

>>75914408
Um actually the divorce rate stat is highly inflated because of people like Divorce Greg who is on his 8th marriage. If you get married to someone you actually care about and cares about you chances are you're going to be together for lifem

>>75914357
To be fair, if you want an electric car, there is no other option than Tesla. The rest is just chink shit.

>>75914314
I don't remember making this post.

How many times has Pippa's mom been married again?

Pippa says this but she will divorce me so we can get married again

With each stream she does, my need to breed with Pippa grows.

>>75914538
>if you want a turd there's no other option besides shit

Lumi should help me cum

Uruka showing her 'toys' if you are interested

>>75914203

>>75913990
Loli nerd Uruka should get her little urukas pierced
https://files.catbox.moe/hpcv47.jpg

>>75914571
>he didn't read the tweet
Sorry Anon, Looms graduated.

THAT IS DYSLEXIA PIPPA

Surely this thread will be better!

>>75914521
Doesn't seem realistic. The people who go through all those marriages are usually rich, and there are only so many of those.

>>75914614
NO! I don't want to go to /flip/!

>>75914538
Virtually every manufacturer has an electric line nowadays what
This isn't 2013 breh.

Why is there no fishman ceo card in the pc card game? I'd throw down for a signed sakana card

This post is your reminder that GM killed off the EV1, which had an 80 mile range using regular lead acid batteries, because they realized it was too good.

I think it's suspicious that anon didn't remind of Phase friend Punkalopi.

"What about Maple?"
"What about KKCyber?"
"What about Haruna Swift?"
You forgot Punkalopi.

>>75914538
That's what a lot of people don't get about Tesla.
If you want an EV, your options are: Tesla, chinxshit, and a bunch of overpriced garbage by old car companies who struggle to figure out how to make an EV that actually works and sell it without losing money on each sale.

>>75914614
THIS IS DISGUSTINGly cute

>>75914614
Stop, you're making me want to have sex with Filian.

>>75914544
4 times
Salt of the earth types life a poorfag version of rural depravity

>>75914698
if not him, who is Joker card then?

>>75914646
About time. Dumb whore

Jelly's jelly...

>>75914724
Lopi had, like, one kino collab with Lia.
Left me wanting for more.
And then Lopi smashed her head into a wall and became a fucking vtweeter.

PIPPA WANTS 10 KIDS

>>75914501

>>75914663
that's not true

>Pippa is family-centric
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Women are most erotic when they're farting

>>75914614
>no gf like Filian
Kill me

>>75914878
She's a rabbit.

>>75914878
>pippa as a mother
Horrifying

>>75914614
She does a good job at wish fulfillment without being an outright lewdtuber

>>75914878
yeah, from me

>>75914614
Mizkif POV

>Pippa: You ever read from top to bottom?
Pippa........................

>>75914614
Damn Mizkif gets to fuck that?

>>75914778
Sorry, I'll try to keep it within Phase next time.

>>75914893
I'm willing to look at the evidence, but every family I've known was. If anything, people just live as fornicators these days.

>>75914970
She's so dyslexic, she even speaks backwards.

>>75914794
CYCLONE!
JOOOOOOKERRRR!!!

I legit would jerk off 8 times a day on average if I didn’t control myself. I could easily give Pippa 10 children or more

Pippa is coping HARD

>>75914878
Pippa only I am virile enough for you

>>75914967
Imagine how ugly she is if that's her man

How would a Pippa with postpartum psychosis be?

>>75914614
HOLY FRICK

>>75914614
I shouldn't be feeling this way for filian..

>>75915028
Watch out for chafing and don't dehydrate yourself.

i kind of preferred it when filian didn't have a dedicated thread
feels like the retarded dramaniggers were less aware of her

>>75915091
Unscheduled trip to Japan?

>>75914663
That's hilariously out of date. Rich people accounting for most divorces stopped being a thing pretty much around the time Obama came into power.

>>75915085
Just look at the Asian babes AssMald pulls. Streamers are the new rockstars, as sad as that is.

>>75914614
Dangerously cute

Don't fuck Filian. Don't. You may think you want to, but you don't.
She has enough stamina and pent up sexual frustration in her to have her way with you for 16 hours straight.
You'll be begging for her to stop 20 minutes in.

>>75914870
SAD

>How often do you think of creative solutions
A lot
>How often do you act on them
Rarely.

>>75915121
Filian shitposters have been here since they collabed

>>75915091
SIDS time boi.

>>75915195

>>75915202
This is a certified Pippa moment.

>>75915195
Joke's on her. Once I blow I fall asleep and it's not my problem anymore.

>>75915091
Go watch the train autism twitch stream, she had japan postpartum. She'd demand you knock her up again asap

>>75915195
That's how I want to be euthanized

>>75915195
Yeah that sounds terrible bro...

>>75915193
>pulls
buys

>this is in london
Ah so this was written by poos then.

>>75914614
god I'm so lonely

>>75915195
And the way she talks about it, you can tell she's been riding dirty for YEARS

>>75915195
I'm sold, you can stop the sales pitch.

smugpanko

>I wish I could Panko react to this test

This test is constructed bad on purpose so you pay to get a real one

[Pippa News] Panko posting referenced

>>75915193
Are you talking about that streamer? I don't keep up, but she's whatever.

This fucking test.

Saars, how do you find it to remembering the alphabet in order?

I HATE Yumu

How do you find it to remembering the alphabet in order, /pcg/?

WE NEED MORE SMUG PANKO

NO MORE SMUG PANKOS

>>75915406
>>75915411
>>75915415
>>75915433
>>75915439
>>75915442
>>75915459
>>75915466
>>75915469
>>75915487
>>75915494

>>75914010
>>75914250
>>75914388
NOW (Literally right now)
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | LIVE | Studying Elon Musk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9iSBA-fjP0
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | LIVE | Hello Charlotte)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMwWxX-GLLg
Fujikura Uruka (02:30UTC | LIVE | Showing Violin/Viola - Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4TCWqN1n9c

SOON
Himemiya Rie (04:00UTC | 30m | Idol Showdown)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKypYI-e1K8
Kaminari Clara (04:00UTC | 30m | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzHGCFbfRqU

LATER
Gram Pico (07:00UTC | 3h30m | Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn7Qidsg3sk
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 5h30m | Ao Oni)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmvy_1Rg1YM
Ayase Yuu (13:00UTC | 9h30m | TBD Game)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams

Notes:
>Airi Twitter Space later to make up for the stream
>Shiina is guerilla schedule this week & Remi says "Be prepared for GOWIWA!"
>Rie may guerilla Lobotomy Corp on any given night (Around 10:00UTC to 14:00UTC)
>Pico may ARK on the streamer server on any given night
>Pico is taking submissions for this weeks Pico Friend stream https://forms.gle/uZh24rp3kbhjbeko6
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Tenma, Erina & Saya

>>75915494
you got it boss

>>75913990
>>75914240
>>75914584
>>75914617
https://files.catbox.moe/dksts0.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ihxgn7.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/v9nphw.mp4

I want to fuck Uruka nonconsensually

>>75914250
This ipod nano will always be my favorite mp3 player.

>>75915494

>>75915492
I find to remember alphabet order as easy can be.

>>75915494
I have a lewd one, does it help?

>>75915536

>Panko posting 12 hours before panko gets out of bed
Put some cookies out for Santa too while you're at it

>>75915536
not smug enough

>severe
It's over...

Nini everyone. Hope you enjoy the streams.

>>75915494

>>75915602

>Results: severe dyslexia
>site reads like it's written by complete retards
What to make of this?

>>75915602
put the boof down m8

>>75915724
Only dyslexics care about dyslexia.

Uruka's keyboard is disgusting

>>75915649
>no tiny fluffy fox that would lean against me
why live

>>75915649
Nini anon!

>>75915752
Mint, Lisa, Hina, Airi is my dream blunt rotation.

>>75915724
It's from a country that treats communicating like a retard as a "learning difference" instead of recognizing it as the retardation that it is. No wonder they just accept their language getting mutilated endlessly on cuck island.

I'm sorry mods I was out of line
I'll stay on topic this time

>>75915788
Never give up, anon. She's out there somewhere.

>>75915845
is this italian music?

>>75915776
but her bow is nice

we are legion

>>75915776
Nothing wrong with a bit of gamer gunk

>>75915845
>not a panko manko version of devil trigger
My day is ruined

>>75915649
nini anon, sleep tight

>>75915961
Uruka's gamer gunk....

>>75915900
No, that's big band jazz.
This is Italian music.

Hearing Uruka's stories, it's making sense why so many violin players are born rich/married into a rich person.

I want a GF......

>>75915989
Imagine the taste.

>>75915996
What story?

>>75915985
That was from her celebratory drunk stream, right?

>>75915996
because violins are fucking expensive???

>>75916029
right

The amount of
>I shouldn't do/say this
When it comes to anything Chinese, fuck off fishman.

>>75915532
It's terrifying.
I never knew there were so many of them out there.
I re-checked the grammar of this post 5 times over. Spare me, please.

>bing shilling meme
>she skips the video
wdsmbt

瓦蓝蓝的天上飞老鹰,我在东北眺望北京!

>>75915996
Learning to play violin or flute is probably one of the best life choices one can make. Lots of affluent and/or high quality in that space that you wouldn't encounter anywhere else. Just don't make the mistake of moving a lot.

These Panko soundposts are impressive

>>75916156
Their number has expanded several fold. I am terrified of the legion as well.

>chink grifter that made a career out of being a lookalike
Who fucking cares.

>"simularity"

>>75916158
see >>75916096

>>75916203

Okay this is quickly becoming unwatchable

>>75916262
>reeee you're supposed to read hitpieces
Who fucking cares either way??

>>75916262
>>75916295
don't dis my oshi oshi

>>75915724
it's made by Indian immigrants

>>75916291
nice picaru!

Oh, Chammers eigo stream

>>75916295
ok bye :)

>>75916291
>>75916354
this thread is getting too chinese

>>75916290
Can you cook a song specifically for correcting errors? Like a pankoposting anthem or something

this stream took a dip in quality alright

I fucking despise this generic youtuber voice.

https://twitter.com/RandomVtubeEdit/status/1790931624869404744

>>75916233
>legion

>>75916427

>>75914674
I was gonna say the only half decent one was the bolt but apparently chevy sent out a advisory to park it 50 ft away from structures/other cars due to a tendency to burst into flame lol

>>75916291
Stop doxing Hime

>>75916454
I already feel scammed and misinformed

>>75916470
Based and Gamera-pilled.

finally, a reactslop stream

There are thousands of Youtubers who talk like this. Thousands. I think this style of talking actually originates from Youtube.

I think dizzy should cry on her next stream

I love Uruka with all of my beart!

>>75915494
WE NEED MORE PANKO MANKO

New to Phase Connect here. I like women who were groomed when prepubescent girls by transvestite furries online and then molested for ten years and secretly married. Any Phase talents for this feel?

>>75916430
Can't tonight, I wasted all my free credits today on this.

>it's totally a coincidence and grassroots that this lookalike with a similar name just popped up and incidentally got e-famous
Does anyone actually buy this shit?

>>75916427
Face it anon, unless China collapses, Chinese domination is inevitable.

>>75916556
worth it ngl

>>75916554
Eimi

>>75916518
Oh Christ, the Youtuber Voice is going to be the next Mid-Atlantic Accent in 100 years, huh?

Who is person Pippa doesn't want to watch?

>>75916518
>I think this style of talking actually originates from Youtube
zoomer-chama...

>>75916549
>Beart, pronounced as "Bert"

I missed Beart poster

>>75916518
It originates from shit like TMZ on television.

Just realized she forgot the other bracket...

>>75916427

>>75916433

All you have to do to expose a fake is use mirrors, pippa
>>75916617
some demonetized twat

>>75916554
How many times you reply to yourself today?
Rough estimate is fine.

>>75916018
But you won't. You are here after all. It was always over.

>>75916561
>unless
china is devolving into a full dictatorship, so there's no "unless"
it's a matter of time until some wacky shit like a taiwan war happens

>>75916380
I would never leave you, anon-chama

It's always interesting how Pippa gets stuck on retarded stuff like this

>>75916561
Lol no. They will get raped by any real military they go up against

Wow this is actual slop.

>>75916643
FISH MAN
TERMINATE THIS RABBIT

10 more minutes

>>75916643
I don't know if youtube titles have a character limit, but that's one long ass title

>>75916664
Don't be so hard on yourself

>>75916624
i'm happy uruka is back i missed her so much ueee

>>75916484
Hime's hotter than that

>>75916745
No, this is the stream that goes 4+

>>75916561
their society's about to collapse for the millionth time

>>75916807
i was talking about clara's stream

>>75916717
Why would they go up against any, when the west is so suicidal

Why so many pancs

Did Lia bark on stream today?

>>75916795
Hime has the cutest and perkiest little tits.

>>75916843
The clock is ticking!

>>75916549
bean tart?
belly smart?

>>75916851
pippa pankoposting on stream

>>75916717
In a post-Cold War world, superpowers are immune to invasion.

>>75916864
Bark no.
She did however choke and retch rather dramatically.

OK WERY COOL

>>75916864
She ate shit (1 bite) and died
should have gotten her when she was cocky to promise a barking only stream with her and her dogs

>>75916871
It turns me on so much when you see a girl's nipples through her top

>>75916901
If by Pippa, you mean Yurafag, then yeah. She was reading his supa

>>75916903
bear heart!!!

K or

Pippa is a child

Unironically the silly Chinese 伊隆马 saved the entire stream from Pippa talking about things about Elon Musk that she understood absolutely nothing of

>>75916843
I always chuckle when I see that one guy put out the same video every week for 4 years about their collapse. Its like he doesnt know what central banking is.

>>75916966
zuckerbucker

Why did it have to devolve into a FUCKING REACT STREAM

>>75916974
all women are

>>75916974
OUT OF 10

>>75916945
>with her and her dogs
*if she couldn't finish half the can

Pippa really couldn't resist owl posting

>>75916974
Thoughts?

It really devolved into Pippa fawning over an owl

>>75917000
oh so you really like Pippa doing retarded rants about Elon Musk and riding his dick huh

Owl time

I can feel my neurons escaping my body

>>75917072
commieschizo...

>panko posting
>owl posting
What's next?

>>75916988
I mean it will eventually their demographics are screwed.

>>75917052
now she's imitating owl sounds

She found the owl videos, it's over.

>>75917075

>>75917000
That's what it's been the whole time...

Every time she owl posts, just remember, it's right off her watching these shorts.

>>75917069
>This could have been the whole stream
That would have been a much better stream.

Who is Pippa watching now?

>>75917101

FISHMAN CAN'T CONTAIN THE RABBIT

>>75917101
skibidi toilet

SKIBIDI DOP DOP YES YES

>>75917000
>>75916516
But it was literally advertised as a react stream.

I don't understand how anyone can willingly watch shorts

>>75917148

>>75917181
You like pants or something?

>>75917094
meh "commieschizo" BROTHER ELON WENT TO CHINA TO TALK AND LEARN FROM ACTUAL COMMIES

We need an owl stream next.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxazqY467NY&t=177s

Likers, your response?

>>75917113
The only people whos demographics arent screwed are brown and poor. Once the gibs run out, who is going to actually get their shit together? Whites and Asians (the yellow kind).

>>75917181
I feel like I lost at least 3000 neurons in about 30 seconds just from the secondhand exposure in this stream.

>What did we learn today Chat?
>Everyone, including Pippa: Nothing!

>>75917181
they're not good but they're a lot less grim if you're logged in and let the algorithm do its thing

>>75917181
i watched yt shorts of the floppa cat

>>75917181
You'd be surprised. Once the algorithm figures out what you like, you can end up scrolling for hours before you even realize what's happening.

>>75917176
I thought it was supposed to be a deepdive

>>75917181
For me it happens when I click on a youtube popup notification without thinking and get pulled in to ADHD doom scrolling fortunately I've developed such an aversion to the AI voice that it snaps me out of it

>>75917252
another successful stream

>>75916974
Womanchild

Save me, Chinese girl... Chinese girl... save me...

>>75917181
sometimes i'll accidentally open a youtube short and it's almost always this clark kent looking dude talking about swords

>>75917181
Thank god there was someone else autistic enough to make an addon to hide shorts entirely.

>>75917181
low loss, high reward once th3e algorithm figures you out

>>75917265
Better than bingus.

[Pippa news] She's on the genocide arc now

>>75917101
Turns out the answer was brapposting

>>75917286
Pippa hasn't had a prepared deep dive in 2 years. BaB was the last one.

PIPPA IS LOOPING AGAIN

OriginS > Invaders > Euphoria > KALEiDO > ALiAS

>>75917245
The anti-react posters were right

>>75917308
3/4ths of Phase is some flavor of chink, you're going to need to be specific

>>75917286
I hoped it would be a deep dive.

>>75917365
This but unironically.

She's going to binge this channel all night long after stream.

>>75917379
He wants to be wheeled into the lake

rrat: Fishman has cut down on Pippa's shitposting hours and she is testing the waters with this stream

I think I got braindamage from this stream, that time loop bit made me laugh a lot

>>75917286
by her standards it is.

>>75917286
Pippa doesn't do deep dives anymore. It's a Lia thing now.

BIBIIIIIIIB

Im excited for the pippa lumi collab tomorrow. Pippa will as usual exploit Lumi's baby crazy and inability to comprehend sarcasm as usual to stunlock her. But this time when Pippa expects to be able to exploit Lumi's awkward react to segway from incest joke about star dad and dating into some accusation of borderline personality disorder; lumi can just use some dyslexia counter spell to restart Pippa's autism supressor. We may actually have some cute bullying to look forward too instead of just a smut sharing stream like last time

>>75917465
Lia's streams are more of a "nervously dipping a toe in" than a deep dive though.

>>75917431
she already did, that is why she knows it

>>75916974
>>75916999
All anons are.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>75917465
And Lias deep dives are about as deep as a puddle

>>75917533

>I am proud of you Anon
That made my heart skip

>>75917511
i'm so happy for you
or sorry that it happened

time for hime

>>75917509
They're just glorified zatsu streams

>>75917511
>the pippa lumi collab
Its the bean stream right? Its like 6 of the girls in it, don't think you're getting the one on one you're hopping for when Pippa will probably be playing host.

>>75917509
Tell me more about Lia's toes.

>>75917465
Probably because it would be too volatile for the face of the company to go into very yab territory. At least when Lia does it, she only knows surface level shit so she can't yap herself into something bad

>>75917511
It’s a massive collab. There are like 6+ people in it.

>>75917541
>>75917509
>>75917465
Lia didn't even fucking open the dating app a few streams ago and just yapped for 2 hours straight

>>75917230
>China
>Actual commies
Marx was a capitalist.

>>75917511
Unfortunately the collab ~mysteriously~ gained a bunch of added participants like usual whenever they have something together.

>>75917586

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzHGCFbfRqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzHGCFbfRqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzHGCFbfRqU

>>75917574
Make it a soundpost if you're so great

Press "E" to increase thread quality.

https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory/status/1790931098723332372
How do you even get into that shit in 2024 don't you need like 30 years of context

>>75917622
/soc/ were cooking up plans to spam her profile and get the stream taken down. imagine their shock when she didn't make one.

>>75917651
Funny pic for a tiny woman

>>75917669
E

>>75917635
The collab was literally always a big company collab from the moment it was announced.
Lumi said that after Phase Wars Pippa immediately tried to set up this collab with as many girls as possible.

>>75917607
They taste amazing

>>75917181
youtube always sends me shorts of cats doing dumb shit and it's funny.

>>75917465
No. It's a Shiina thing. Shiina does excellent deep dives, they just aren't about excessively yab topics that would appeal to the "based" crowd or rely on mere outrage or novelty. She also doesn't overuse the concept or rely on it too much.

Anyone who feels strongly one way or another about Elon Musk is cringe.
Especially if you feel strongly enough to superchat about it.

It's Fat Albert

>>75917670
depends on the storyline
batman has a bunch of one off universes that don't touch eachother while marvel is insane about it

>>75917750
>>75917465
How many times will you reply to yourself today?

bibib nooooo
....
bibib nooooo!!!
.......
bibib noooooooooo!!!
....
bibib nooooo!
......
bibib noooooooooooooo
...
bibib nooo!!!!
.......
bibib nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Will Pippa ever go back to autistically rambling about Build-A-Bear facebook communities or other goofy shit she actually has an interest in?

>>75917791
>a bunch of one off universes
Why don't they just write a new story

>>75917651
WHAT THE FUCK CLARA LOL

>>75917689
>/soc/ were cooking up plans
That /r9k/ offshoot still has a community?

>>75917651

>>75917651
why are her thumbnails always weird as fuck.
Why is clara's entire existence weird as fuck.
Did fishman really expected his idol to turn out this way? Beryl wasn't like this

>>75917511
>segway

>>75917838
Permanent stuck culture

>>75917837
Pippa talking about her interests would require not thinking about numbers.