/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

There must be good "touch" ebook readers that are rootable these days? That would a good alternative

>>75847830
NOW (Literally right now)
Chisaka Airi (02:00UTC | LIVE | Zatsu, hag stuff)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOGT0FpANPs

SOON
Gram Pico (07:00UTC | 2h10m | English Reading: Anne of Green Gables)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WZYgJ7nsZ0
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 2h10m | TIS-100)
https://www.youtube.com/@JellyHoshiumi/streams

LATER
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 6h10m | Overwatch 2)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams

Notes:
>Shiina is guerilla schedule this week & Remi says "Be prepared for GOWIWA!"
>Rie may guerilla Lobotomy Corp on any given night (Around 10:00UTC to 14:00UTC)
>Pico may ARK on the streamer server on any given night
>Pico is taking submissions for this weeks Pico Friend stream https://forms.gle/uZh24rp3kbhjbeko6
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Tenma, Uruka, Erina & Saya

PIPPA LOVE

Nigger
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Nigger
i

Pippa’s soda pot belly~

>>75847985
Staying a private company was the best decision for Valve.

Consider

>>75847983
Memory is playing Ao Oni later though I understand if you don't want to put that slop on your schedule

>>75847830
>>75847983

Scholastic was always a rip-off (no I was never jealous)

>>75848096
I see you found the other version

legally minded said he may answer pippa's reference sheet legal question. He's talking about the fat getting cucked out of offkai now though

>>75847821
erotic

Is Phase Connect coffee good for you?

>>75848013
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>75848096
I am

>>75848013
sleep well, lil Nyasa

>>75848189
I don't know but Airi is good for cleaning out my prostate.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

What are (You) watching now?

Candy Mountain is where vtubers take you

>>75848255
Airi

>>75848153
I posted the wrong one at first...

There were banner ads

>>75848013
nini

>>75847964
The epaper bullshit is still b/w (at least on a consumer level) so they were never even a viable alternative to a normal tablet for mangoos and raito novels to me let alone all the other kinds of color books.

>>75848058
going public is the death knell for any company

>>75848096
Phasers should get furry models

>>75848173
who??

>>75848343
I like monochrome drawings personally, and it's good for the kid to not be too flashy

>>75848389
I agree.

>>75848446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6Aa40RDBH0

Not even joking, but ever since I started buying merch and putting my phone number into the address bar. I've been getting those Chinese robot spam calls. Did fish sold my number?

>>75848389

>>75848531
>those Chinese robot spam calls
what are they shilling? it's possible their database isn't secure, doesn't mean they sold it necessarily.

>>75848531

>>75848389
They should

>>75848454
If I had a problem with monochrome I wouldn't read manga but I don't want to see greyscaled color content on something that costs money.

>>75848570
I want to kick this thing down a flight of stairs.

>>75848593
Idk I don't speak Chinese, it's just a robot Chinese voice.

Hey! an Airi stream!
>It's anything for today, guys

Oh...

>>75848675
get this fucking retarded abomination off my screen

>>75848656
does it sound hot?

nini pcg

>>75848785

>>75848531
Yes. Did you rike it?

>employed youtuber complaining that youtube is full of monetized content made as a job

>>75848785
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>75848785
NIPPLE TOO SMALL

>people are scary
Yes, Airi. Yes, they are.

>>75848837
Bedbugs are disgusting and so is Dizzy

>>75848785
Chyaat, is that real?

>>75848785
Nini breasts

>>75848624
Its incredible battery life and no eye strain makes up for it IMO

>>75848964

I want Pippa to grind her ass on my lap

Burger king tastes awful. I wonder what Shiina likes to taste.

>>75848785
wao. nice Lumies

Peo is insanely cute

>>75848988
Salty coins and expired milk

>>75848982
Yeah, I said it. Whatcha gonna do about it?

>>75848964
t. Fishman

>>75849019
Cancelling my order, right now

>>75848988
Shiina's Whopper with a milkshake sharts

>>75849019
Run.

>>75848255
catching up on the parts of the King's Quest stream I missed

>>75849059
Fishman doesn’t come /here/

You know it bothers me more if a vtuber sounds fat than if they're actually fat.

I want Pippa to give me a gentle handjob. How much do I have to pay her for that?

>>75849125
faggot

>>75849115
fishman is the quintessential /vt/ anon, at least in spirit

>>75849102
>implying she could catch me with those tits weighing her down
Lol I could casually walk away

>>75848314
I know what you are.

I love my hotwife! She can have all the fun with boys she wants! I will always support her!

>>75848856
fag

>>75849059
Kevin is a ceo, he doesn't have time to personally come here and listen if your whinings

>>75849125
based
it's why i tell any troon who considers vtubing to just drop the idea for good
you can be ugly and fat and that wouldn't matter all that much
but what you can't get away with is having an awful voice

>>75849229

>>75849200
You just wasted your head start bozo.

>>75849125
what are the traits of a fat voice

https://files.catbox.moe/nt79x8.mp4
Dizzy is gross

>>75849310
sounds fat

>>75849318
Cute Dizzy dox.

>>75849343
you can't just tell how someone is fat like how you can't how someone is pretty by their voice.

>>75848094
>Memory is playing Ao Oni later
Source on the schedule change? Have been working and haven't seen anything about it

>>75849396
being fat changes the acoustics of your voice. people can absolutely tell, fatty.

>>75849310
If he doesn't like the voice, it's labeled "fat"

>>75848389
Only kemono.

>>75849396
The fat in your throat does affect the sound of your voice.

>>75848173
>legally minded
His opinion wouldn't be worth the paper it's written on, complete hack playing into drama for views not a respectable expert on anything

What did Clara do to injure her feet? I'm watching a vod and she's talking about getting cream because it's all scabbed

>>75848173
If someone asked him they are just trying to drag Pippa into the hog drama. If it came unprompted then he's the one doing it.

>>75849396
you can easily hear the fat in Kirsche's voice

>>75849310
Everything about Kirsche

>>75849396
In the same sense that a person that speaks native Japanese could be white.

y'know what, Memory has some pretty long, open, cute, and rapeable ears

>>75849562
My guess would be shitty shoes causing blisters.

>>75849566
He put Pippa on the thumbnail, what do you think anon?

>>75849302
Damn. Firing blanks more than the average man trying to cum to Dizzy, but can’t cuz they’re too disgusted

>>75849611
nigger, that's not even a pun, kill yourself

>>75849610
>what do you think anon?
That I don't watch the fag and didn't know what the thumbnail was. Fuck him.

>>75849566
someone brought it up and he said he planned on covering it. he said if not at the end of this stream maybe a whole dedicated stream to the question.
>the question in question:
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1790147186715672624

>>75849610

>>75849640
I think he means firing blanks like a bullet. It’s technically a pun, but I personally don’t know if it’s Carlos worthy.

>>75849611
>Carlos
>No Pun
>Utter failure of a comeback
You make Dizzy look like a success story

I have a hard time imagining what a Marine-fag's definition of gross is because she is exactly what a wet noodle asian man thinks is kimoi

>>75849562
I believe she proved she in fact aint a ho, because she tried running in high heels.

>>75849706
Carlos is supposed to be used in a witty way, meaning a two or three word sentence, not an entire paragraph with explanation

>>75849712
Bro that wasn’t me. I was going to follow up with an insult before he did. But hey, glad to know you think your oshi is a disgusting failure too.

You guys are retarded.

>>75849792
I killed you, that's fail RP. I'm calling the server admin and he'll ban you.

>>75849894
We know, Pippa

>>75849894
Love you too Pippa.

>>75848389
phasers should ban furries from their chat

>>75850015
You'd be banning most of phase.

>>75850015
>at least 5 of the girls are banned from each other's chats

>27 livers
>0 live

>>75849562
She went to a con after getting new shoes. To no one's surprised, the new shoes didn't fit properly and all the walking gave her blisters.

>>75849910
Well my uncle works at Nintendo, and he says Dizzy is banned because she’s bad at video games.

>>75850107
You'd think someone living in Tokyo would be used to tons of walking.

>>75850123
Well my grandpa works for Sony and he says that Bloodborne PC port is canceled until Dizzy is unbanned.

>>75850154
She's probably been using the same pairs of shoes for a while because poverty mode, and she's a shut-in, she doesn't like going outside.

>>75850194
Well my dad is Gabe Newell and he says “after 9000 years of development, we hope you’ll enjoy your unban” to Dizzy.

wtf its almost 11 PM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>75850261
Well I know the guy who made LMAOBOX and got her past VAC.

>>75850321
go to bed oji san you got work in the morning

damn I was right, Pippa plays monhun. I didn't even check anything when I said it

>>75850154
She's a vtuber, anon. A shut-in.
And no one said she lives in Tokyo, just that she took the train to that convention.

>>75850246
No, New shoes, but breaking them in wore her feet out.

>>75850333
What’s wrong with her face?

>>75850393
>She's a vtuber, anon. A shut-in.
I'm amazed she didn't learn to go out more after her living situation when she first came to Japan because I'd try to be out of the house as much as possible if I had to share it with 32 other people.

Dizzy and Sakana are just acting, calm down bros. Nothing happened yet.

>>75850354
Its mostly because I have a cold and feel uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :(

>>75850445
The flies got to her.

>>75850361
Who do you think started the junt arc here?

>>75850502
Like my favorite lord of the flies Digimon?

>>75850558
No, just regular flies.

>>75850458
That was like ten twelve years ago or more.
Sounds like she's become more shut-in since returning from her COVID break

Has any of the girls sang a 2hu song? I might misremembered it.

>>75850676
Tenma did Bad Apple during her recent karaoke

>>75850461
>yet

>>75850511
idk I'ma newfag what was the junt arc

>>75850676
Wemi
https://youtu.be/YujRAAMkTSc

Pippa go take a fucking bath

>>75850815
Yeah, with me

This makes me sad :(

>>75850725
>>75850773
Thank you friend

>>75850908
Why? both posts are true.

>>75850948
Yes. Thats why its so sad.

>>75850969
Are you a woman? Most men here already accepted that.

What kind of bait do we post to summon fishman?

>>75850908
Have you tried femboys?

>>75851033
no, i wasn't sexually abused as a child

>>75851005
Is finding these to be true and sad simultaneously that hard to process for males?

>>75851027
He doesn't care about 4chan, man.

>>75851027
Get a piece of Housho Marine merch signed by her and post it. It won’t be a happy summoning…

>>75851092
>he doesn't know

>>75851027

>>75851005
>Most men here already accepted that.
(You) have accepted defeat. You are just too autistic to understand other people have emotions.

jig???

>>75851092
Stop pretending to be Sakana man

>>75851196
See >>75851054
>for males
I was right.

gee I really need a drink right now, water just isn't quenching my thirst

>>75851231
I think your autism is making it difficult to communicate.

>>75851236
I'm not peeing in your mouth

>>75849270
lol

>>75851231
Seems I was right.
>>75851196
>You are just too autistic
You're right too. He's a robot. Poor kid.

>>75848173
he just had a decent idea:
>papers please but it's pipakistan and other countries are other vtuber corpos.
>pippa is the glorious leader

fellas I'm coming to the realization that I just don't find Pippa as entertaining as I used to.

Fish is the baker

>>75848785

>>75851236
Drink more soda, Pippa~

>>75851306
she still loves you anon

>>75851236
Water quenches thirst.
What drink you're craving is probably just a sugar craving. Fight it.

>>75849662
Oh wow an actual question that needs a lawyer

/pcg/, how do I let go of jealousy and envy?

>>75851306
She just isn't

>>75851359
its far from a legal question, but it is a based idea. even a broken clock is right twice a day

>>75851371
Let go of your anger you must

>>75851371
Tell your story /pcg/-kun(s)

>>75851371
Love

>>75848096
Would

>>75851306
A lot of people have come to terms with that. The amount of oldfags that have migrated to other Phase talents or disappeared is pretty staggering.

>>75848096
imagine all the poop chunks stuck a round the butt fur tho

>>75851371
You either come to accept and be proud of what you yourself can accomplish. Or you learn to bury it.

>>75848785

>>75851306
Good. Now if ~3500+ other people could also fuck off I could have comfy streams again.

>>75851371
Don't, embrace it and start taking things from others

>>75851455
she's going to ruin her NOOMBERS if she sticks with the "I can't do the content I want to do for the sake of the other girls in the company" mindset
the question is which brainworms will win out first

>>75851371
Embrace love and pride in others

>>75851371
>let go of
all emotions have their time and place

>>75851581
I wish the best for Pippa but the content she wants to do is better fit for a twitch indie. She wants to be the XQC of vtubers which is not the direction Phase Connect is going.

>>75851371
Burn it on something else, such as using it to drive yourself in dark moments. Get a taste of it, such as getting a small piece just to try it. Hide the source those feelings, to reduce or remove the temptation. Build yourself up or slash your pride to no longer need those feelings

>>75851488
that's the best part retard

>>75851641
fuck Sakana and his idol dream

>>75851681
Nta, but here is a world between idol content and content slop like XQC. All the other girls handle it just fine.

>twitter forcefully changing their urls to x.com and now the entire site's broken for me and won't open anything
ogey

>>75851681
Pippa is canonically a mega (>70kg) idol though

>>75851681
The only thing stopping her from leaving is herself. It'd be sad to see her go but Sakana isn't signing her contract.
>>75851717
Also this.

>>75851739
Works on my machine.

>>75851739
works on my machine

Thank you for the advice

>>75851824
>>75851830
fuck you guys

>>75851871
Sexa

I find it really funny when she calls Marimari a virgin

>>75851896
Take care of yourself anon.

Thoughts?

>>75851925

>>75851925
I just think its funny she made the Hexasexa ritual her NSFW tag.
>>75851964
Yes please.

>>75851964
i like it but it needs nipples or feet shown

>>75851925
>>75851972
phase connect?

>>75851964
>Fake ears
>They know
Shut it down

fish is lurking to monitor the rrats

>>75852043
i was calling hexa a whore with her own words. don't mistake my soundpost for support

>>75852043
never heard of it

>>75852072
the only thing fishman lurks is the youtube page listing income

>>75851972
I know that model is just a heavily modified free one, but it is so much better than whatever this is

>>75852121
see
>>75849701

>>75852121
That's just a fucking clown, and not the clussy kind

>>75852049
Imagine kicking them all down a flight of stairs...

How do you keep your feelings for your oshi from preventing you from finding a partner?

>>75852346
I HATE LUMI

>>75852357
I don't.

I forgot how bad AC feels in world of warships.

Pippa could have been having fun on stream with Hexa if she didn't ghost her

i want Lumi to give me a hug

>>75850656
I didn't realize Clara had been living in Japan that long.
I guess she really is hag age.

>>75852357
Just ignore the need

>>75852435
>AC
CV*

>>75852472
do you deserve it

>>75851964
I like them bigger.

>>75851258
AND JUST LET HIM FUCKING DIE?

>>75852357
I've never had sex with a woman without closing my eyes and imagining I'm fucking Sailor Moon. That's how.

>30 view video
>Clara's the only comment
sasuga terminally online cutie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av8bFtN6hns

Lumi's v4 model is SHIT and SOULLESS

>>75852517
yes, why wouldn't i?

>>75852559
>Moon
god no wonder you've never had sex with a woman with taste that shit

>>75852584
She comments on a lot of videos

>>75852584
I swear Clara comments on every goddamn clip video she's in

>>75852629
>>75852584
she comments/ likes all videos that have her tags

>>75852584
honestly Shiina should have used her real voice for the hag collab, it has very strong ara ara energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qqvRDOfvEw

>>75852662
I figured that was the case. Combine that with her almost crying because she got to go to comic con, and it seems like she really does care about her ohmies/joltnigs

>>75852665
>it has very strong ara ara energy
Not really, she just sounds like a woman in her 20s

>>75852614
Learn to read brown child.

jelly left to make coffee and never returned...

>>75852514
Nerd

>>75852781
I read what you said, I'm judging you based on what Sailor Senshi you picked in your fantasy

>>75852483
I believe she first went when she was 19
(After getting infecting with the weeb via the computer she's had since she was 9!)

>>75852781
nta but Sailor Moon is the worst sailor. Grow some taste.

Jerry!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WE5S4d7ZKo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WE5S4d7ZKo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WE5S4d7ZKo

jerry live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WE5S4d7ZKo

zoomer hag

>>75852882
>>75852889
I'm going to bed though...

>>75852665
>>75852739
>Not really, she just sounds like a woman in her 20s
I agree with this Anon, but it is a pleasing voice.

Assembly...

Pico ASMR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WZYgJ7nsZ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WZYgJ7nsZ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WZYgJ7nsZ0

>>75852932
I'm going to bed though...

>>75852932

>>75852665
>I'm very self-concious about my voice
But Shiina if you voice enough characters then you can start dissociating, that'll be fun.

>>75852932
I genuinely love pico so much bros

>>75852921
No you're not

>>75852932

>>75852858
No. Not at all. The secret to enjoying Usagi is this - the older you get the more you'll like her. Usagi can only be fully appreciated by actual ojisans, just like how children tend to gravitate towards Mars or tomboys. My ranking is Usagi, Ami, Makoto, though they're all essentially perfect.

>>75852665
That's not her real voice either, she specifically says that's her "work voice", meaning the voice she uses for professionally interfacing.

>>75853008
>the older you get the more you'll like her.
Bitch I guarantee I'm older than you and I'm Ami for life.

>>75852591

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 7

some late night autismkino.

>>75852921
>>75852961
Time to listen to both streams on bed until you sleep anon. Enjoy dreaming about programming and flashbangs

>>75853098
>I guarantee I'm older than you
Doubtful, but I won't push it since passive girls who'd probably just lie there like Ami are underrated and nobody seems to get the appeal.

>>75853158
>Doubtful
47

>>75853102
SMOTHER THAT BROKEN SLUT

>>75853114
When is she joining Idol?

>>75851371
Such feelings will always be with you, in this context or a future context, learn discipline so they do not control you.

If thats too philosophical for you, consider this: Do you shit in your chair when you need to go, or do you get up and shit on the toilet? Don't shit in places that will just make your life worse.

>>75852820
not a nerd, I just play (good) video games like battlestations pacific
we should make lumi play it

Lumi!

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Hag!
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!
https://files.catbox.moe/jkchhw.mp4

Man... the brain worms are always at the gate waving their weapons, trying to get any shot they can on me....

[shocking news]
Jerry has become a snake.

>>75853166
Well shit. 38 in two months.

So tired..............

>>75853269
Do you still love her even as a snake?

Jelly should do a computer science 101 stream

https://youtu.be/ZeIeb0poSko

I love Pico

>>75853326
Then eep.

Goodnight /pcg/

>>75853326
Go to bed, Pippa.

The days grow warmer but the nights are still chilly yet. Goodnight /pcg/.

>>75853452
Goodnight

>>75853269
She's just depressurizing.

>>75853452
>>75853474
NiNi Michiposter, NiNi Editbug. Sweet Dreams

>>75853452
>>75853474
Nini Michiposter, nini Sailor, sleep well and be comfy

>>75853474
Sleep well, lil luvbug.
>>75853559
>>75853612

>>75853114
Pippa doesn't even watch fatchilla

>>75853474
nighty night sailbug

>>75853474
Nini lovebug

why is the manko going viral on twitter

Jerry news:

She's gonna loop.

>>75853990
>>75853452
Oh and nini Michiposter

>>75853226
>>75853243
uuuuuuuuuuu I miss lumi

Why thread dead?

>>75854089
I'm watching Pico

>>75847830
>>75847983
>>75848105

ロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです

>>75854196
Shit, now I'm hungry.

Is Eimi a lewdtuber?

>>75854251
No

Day 3 of no Loki-sama. I haven't left the gym in 72 hours, I no longer remember what the outside world looks like. I'm sleeping on the bench between sets. Running low on protein bars

>>75854350
who?

An esl poster told me to "Lurk a two year". I genuinely don't know why the fuck we can't just exterminate every person below 95 IQ. So many problems would be solved without them.

>>75854610
you should lurk 50 more weeks

>>75854610
eugenics bad and your oshi is sub 95

>>75854610
What did you post to get told to lurk?

>>75854610
Lurk a two year stopid.

>>75853166
>>75853277
Ojii-samas...

>>75853166
>>75853277
You have to be 18 to post here

>>75854704
Jelly's IQ is over 95, Anon

>>75854610
You should lurk a 3 year retard

I wanna stick jelly onto my dick and force her to stream like that.

>>75854356
1d 5h 53m

>>75854888
it's so far away

>>75849439
I misremembered

>>75854704
>>75854610
Dumb girls are hot and good marriage material

>>75854993

>>75854993
it's kayfabe though

What's the breedibility index of the girls?

>>75854993
as long as they don't give birth

Ber

>>75855102

jig???

>>75855102
Pippa needs heavy dicking

>>75855046
>Still trotting this lie out

>>75855192
>Pippa and Tenma in D
Alright, faggot.

>>75855225
Pippa is filthy and retarded and Tenma would die

>>75855225
Tenma probably should be under F

>>75855192
>Yuu in B
>Erina in C
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>75855258
That puts them both in S for me.

>>75855305
Yuu acts too unsexual
Erina scares me

>>75855192
>Muumi not in the highest tier
And this opinion goes directly into the trash

>>75855192
With how painful Uruka's periods are, she's probably along the road towards infertility. Switch her with Erina.
Wemi is also irregular; should be switched with Memory (who seems young)

>>75855402
>Yuu
>unsexual

>>75855402
Imagine being scared of this

>>75855484
She's weird
>>75855450
I know for a fact there's a 0% chance you both watch Yuu and speak Japanese she has like 5 Jap viewers

>>75855520
Nta, I watch Yuu and speak Japanese, I just don't use chat for anyone unless they struggle with a translation for an awkwardly long period of time

>>75855192
>that faggot
>in any list
actual homosexual

>>75848785
nini

>>75855520
あなたが同性愛者でない可能性は0%だ

>>75855156
>supermarket sim
another 12 hour stream?

>>75855156
bear lewd posts art on the community tab btw

>>75855520
Erina being weird only makes her better

>>75855625
One can only hope so

>>75855666
satan

>>75854829
kek

nini pcg this bench in comfy

>>75855720

New Thread:

>>75855855
>>75855855
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>>75853678
Pippa just watches holocrap.

>>75855192
Worst tier list I've ever seen.

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