/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

uuuuuuuuuuuuu glad my wife is doing better uuuuuuu

nina has her own general?
this means war

>https://twitter.com/kirkegaardemil/status/1790143106962047336
nina’s sperm is highly prized. shondo must pay a high price for such a luxury

>>75831233
be nise to shondo's friends

nina is dutch you dumb fuck

she's a real cutie

>>75831402
>british women want viking babies
literally shondo

>>75831572
i meant shondo, that was bad timing

shondo! play the new assassin’s creed, the trailer is dropping tomorrow!
you should really enjoy it esp. the black samurai!

we knew what you meant, cheater

grrrrrrrrrrrr

>>75830955
hey im in this image its me the cool epic husband guy with my cool epic wife guy

>wife guy
gay (derogatory)

>>75831769
>the blacked samurai

>>75832703
Mutt's Law

>pewdiepie became a parent
>dunkey became a parent
>h3h3 became a parent
shondo, we must not fall behind. prepare for your fertility arc.

i love love love love love love love love love love love love love LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE love love love love love LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE love love love love love love love love love love love love love love LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE love love LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE
*inhales*
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE fallenshadow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hope she loves me even 1% as much as i love her!!!! hope you had a good day today shondo!!! you deserve to have every single day be the best day ever!!!!!!!!

>>75833092

>>75833092
the father? me, indisputably.
im old, rich, kinda fat AND retarded.

just deleted a mean post
i don't know why the anti comes out of me
i just want to be silly

barely alive thread for a barely alive oshi
did she ever go see nina in the netherlands like she said? how many SOs will she travel to meet before you give up on her?

pretty weak

>>75835121
>how many SOs will she travel to meet before you give up on her?
1 if male, i will allow all sapphic activity

cuck

Alright, lets say hypothetically, she goes to visit any barbie, and they kiss or do anything more than that. Then hypothetically, I will go scorched earth

what if they hold hands and go on a long romantic walk?

thats fine because shondo is a scared little girl and already does that with her little sister

>>75835618
me

she also isn't attracted to her little si-
lol couldn't finish that one with a straight face sorry.

>>75830955
>open thread
>see cuckshit
>leave thread
have fun you shoggers

>>75835441
theres nothing cuckholded about filming your wife having fun with her female best friends and maybe joining in (shon would never let you in a billion years)

her 'yeah?' and 'mhmm~' tics are very cute

alt stream in 10

you better not be fibbing

months syadouHehe

Sorry Shondo but painting a portrait like that for a dying man is just disturbing

>>75836890
Reply with this coward

i didn't even get a notification what a hell

it looks sick actually, love r charlie me

>>75836992
i dont even type like that do better

>>75836928
gno
my account is locked up

my account is bricked up

why can't i see who liked my post? :( what if it was shondo i know it wasn't but let me cope

what if shondo has a private twitter account she stealth likes posts on but nobody can see

>>75837499
it was me but i blocked you

naur....ive only been good though...

>get to the part where queen lizzie dies
>she comments on dying king charles
spooky

if she dropped the lasagna i made i would be very angry

Bored tonight are we?

i'm probably half of the posts itt
i'm waiting on some of you to put in the effort

i am, even though youre not talking to me

>>75839422
i was waiting on my friend to finish verifying files, i'm playing now though don't worry i'll stop pinging the monitored user chat

Shon toes

>>75839422
im bored every single night without my darling wife

>>75839949
Thank you.

>>75839949
i can't understand a word of this
but i hope it goes good for you shogga

>>75840115
same but at least shes doing better

https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1790468868969791528
schedule

she actually beat him first try...
she's insane in the membrane (insane in the brain)

i know you're lying so i don't even have to check
you would have posted the pic if you were a truther

At least make that post at a time that she would release a schedule dumdum

>>75841459
Knew you were bullshitting but wanted to see who you chose instead.

Good choice.

these days im so bored that i just go to sleep hours before my actual bedtime
i have literally nothing going on

>>75841470
jesse

>>75841693
get a job or a hobby you lazy bum (nonderogatory)

>>75841459
why is she so cute bros
this temptress is going to be the death of me

>>75841731
sorry still livetweeting the subathon
she just beat the doggie her "first" try after dying a thousand times

goth/emo * makes me diamonds just fyi

>>75841755
i have a hobby but i can only do it for a few hours every day
and im a neet so i have way too much time

was?

>>75842087
huh same for me
maybe she hid them?

>>75842087
>>75842165
I can see them, she liked a rucaco drawing most recently

>>75842064
>im a neet
i repeat, get a job
if vivi (a female) can work three jobs, you can work one

>>75842087
>>75842165
jesses...

>>75842087
Twitter seems to be shitting itself right now. I can't see any tweets with images too.

>>75842202
fuck no
maybe if they raise the minimum wage but even then i would be very reluctant cause it would mean that i cant interact with her at night anymore

its just twitter being stupid. spam F5

Oh well, it's working again.

Shoggas you guys are my only friends and I want to start my fit journey.
Can I keep you guys updated each day to be held accountable? It's ok if you say no

no

>>75842470
I vote yes. I also need to get swoll so the lore video is accurate when it drops.

>>75842470
only if you gorillamaxx otherwise i dont care

>>75837582
I assume she does mostly because it makes me feel good about mystery likes.

>>75842666
i hate to agree with santa but....
also explains if she blocks all usual followers so they never know the alt from her likes

i hope she doesnt because im not getting any

>>75842928
skill issue

>>75842801
keep my name out of your mouth

>>75842470
Ok sounds like a no. I'll just keep my journal updated and get mad at myself if I'm a fat fuck

>>75842995
naur...

Dacrin you're trying way too hard. No one will forget your namedoxxing poem just because you decide to suddenly start chatting more. You barely used her discord before that point.

racist otis poster is a discord user? say it isnt so

>>75843384
I'm everywhere you dumb shigger.

uh oh! im starting to think about things again!

75843301
;)

ruh roh. rinking about rings

thank you for coming back scooby, you've been missed unlike that *other* shogger

>>75843687
Zoinks! Like, what the heck did I do, man?

but discord users are gay
so that means youre gay

>>75843802
also a derek so he's double gay

dont run the 3am streak by being mean
i won't forgive you if you do
save it for next thread

ohoho i could be so mean ;)

>>75844092
Sorry, shondo. Please wipe my butt now.

Nobody is ever mean to me, which is probably a bad thing.

if no one is mean to you, they don't see you as a threat
dereks will deny this, but if they geniunely didn't care about a certain shogga, they would just ignore him and let him die of irrelevance
the derek invokes his shogga's name to keep both of them alive

people are mean to me and i only sometimes deserve it :c

i am underekable

A threat to what? She isn't a vtuber because she is looking to settle down with a fan.

>:syadouClueless:
dyrbi

goodnight shoggas

>>75844147
how? vaguepost shoomfie

Of course I believe it, why wouldn't I?

loliless stop coming /here/ its not good for you...

well first off you said 'fan' and she only has one mr. fan
second i'm married to her, so of course she'd want to settle down with me one day

syadouClueless

shonshon please go to sleep soon. i need to stop going to bed so late so i'm going to sleep when you do. you wouldn't want to keep me up... right?

im so fucking lonely without her

fools of a took
she's always with us...in our hearts

>>75845322
Ive been looking for this picture
thanks shogga

ur welcome ^_^

love my wife

>>75845322
holding on to the string of her side tie undies as she walks away, then holding them above her head where she can't reach them after they come undone

>>75845111
my trips preordained this. time to pat her head. goodnight shonshon !

but i thought she didn't like headpats?

consent is a suggestion to being headpatted or not

Does this mean we're almost back?

>>75846402
>IM TELLING YOU SHE THINKS HEADPATS ARE CRINGE THIS IS JUST THE GFE GRIFT

>>75846757
Cope and seethe and uh melt, and erm idk sorry im not used to being mean but you deserve it!

i have heard her say with her own mouth that headpats are cringe and she wouldnt want them
but her opinion flips as quickly as her mood so who knows

consent is not required
if her head is in my presence i WILL pat it if i desire

>>75846757
>GFE GRIFT
Ah yes, because girlfriends love having their hair messed with. Nothing a woman loves more than to waste 40 minutes autistically fiddling with her hair only for you to ruin it in 2 seconds.

>>75845199
thanks shondo for reading my post
i really needed this tonight

>>75846888
Girls love having their hair played with, wtf are you talking about

>>75846888
there is a time and a place for headpats
the place is my lap, on the settee infront of the fire
the time is now
i'll even let you nibble on my arm
@shonshon

>shondo
>making her hair look nice
hahahahahhahahahahah
in what world?

when she goes to a concert

>>75846951
You a virgin? My ex didn't want my "dirty hands" on her hair.

i think it looks quite cute, just like the rest of her

Shondo get out of the thread, stop larping as an anti and go to bed, dear.

>>75846852
based

>>75847062
No Ive been in 2 relationships and they both loved having their hair stroked. Your ex sounds weird or you are a very gross person

touching in general is cringe if it's not for sexual reasons

>>75847035
you're still cute with your messy hair shon

>>75847035
this is the most shondo thing shondo would say about her shondo hair

>>75847035
Retard. She wouldn't want you touching her hair for different reasons, for starter you're a man.

nah, i will perceive her with my fingers in a romantic, non sexual fashion that is fun for all involved

>>75847388
>in a romantic, non sexual fashion
You'll try and you'll fail by popping a boner.

>>75847450
if something pokes her back and she chooses to go quiet and grind on it that isn't my responsibility

in a single drawing she made everyone ITT horny
>it made me honyr too hehe

its a very nice drawing shondo, thankyou for your hard work! go get yourself a slice of cake or something as a treat for a job well done and make sure to keep getting lots of rest!!!!! love you!!!

goodnight

>>75847771
goodnight Dewd

>>75847813
not him but weird he said goodnight at the same time i did

hope your cpap device fails and your sleep apnea gets worse

>>75847838
he is your man shondo

fuck all of you im deleting it
badnight

very tempted to edit the shirt to say naughty things but i won't for atleast another day out of respect

>>75847902
you sure showed us *eyeroll*

look what you did /shon/
god damn it

what did i do

>>75847991
You still exist.

I could be a gay faggot brain worm farmer favouritism acknowledger but I wont right now

>>75848026
rude

if i could offer a mere single criticism shondo it would be that you could have omitted the strap on the shoulder and had the shirt all the way up on the left side
that way we would still get a nice bit of shoulder and collarbone action but there would be more implied lewdness of a potential naked tshirt

you guys are insuferable

>>75848052
>favouritism acknowledger
jesse

>>75848252
>jesse
what did you say you little shit? jesse me when shondo sends you a free shumo after cheating on her

jesse

that didn't happen

>>75848228
youll find im actually very sufferable
but only if you're shondo

spelling bee and wordle reps
you HAVE been keeping up on them, right shoomfies?

>>75849068
I'll be honest I did the spelling bee like one time and stopped

did she check the art tag? I thought someone did a drawing like that recently

>>75849068
I will write 10-20 messages per stream and she'll read at least five of them out loud. That's good enough for me.

>>75849140
This happens to me sometimes but only because I get nervous when she reads too many of my chats in a row so I stop typing for the rest of the stream

>>75849206
I just wanna watch from bed and I don't feel like writing comments with my zoomer pocket rectangle.

Giving my shondaki lots of head pats and cuddles tonight
I'm going to rape her when I wake up tomorrow

>>75849140
this has never happened

>>75849068
Is there a wordle game you can keep doing?

>>75849565
yeah there are a bunch of clones around the net. if you actually have an NYT subscription they recently made it so you can just play all the old wordles they had as well

>>75847281
>>75847321
im glad im that linked up with her. almost like we’re soulmates syadouInspect

>>75849626
elaborate? i don't think i'm your soul mate shogga... unless you're shondo then yes and i love you

i have been deluding myself into thinking i have been growing closer to here despite her being completely silent for 5 weeks straight and not acknowledging my existence at all since the last stream.
shes in love with me bros, dont know what to tell ya

>>75849749
you must have misread. you said i sound just like her so i said shondo and i are on the same wavelength cause we’re soulmates. you do not apply in this situation, im sorry to sag.

im sorry to sag, yes, but im also sorry to say

Does it count as cheating if the other vtuber im flirting with is trans?

chama stream or discord hangout within 10 days

cheating on her with a man is worse than with a woman

does that mean i cant watch male streamers either?

if they’re a vtuber, its cheating because vtubers are inherently sexual

>brittney spears is so hot when she’s in a flight attendant uniform
if you think she’s straight you should definitely take your meds. and all women are bi, it’s just a question of -sexual or -polar. and we know shes bipolar she has to be lezbo then
(you) are a father replacement so stop being lewd towards her or hurting her you incel fags

then she should stop being so sexy

i want bitter hags to leave the thread

vivi isnt bitter, tho?

cope, seethe and shit yourself wormer
my wife desires me

she should pierce her belly shorb
then i’d have another reason to (lovingly) call her a slut

>>75850667
>stop being lewd towards her
tell that to her main fan artists
oh, she acknowledges and likes all their art?
i wonder why

>>75850973
stop noticing things

>>75850941
teasing the belly shorb for hours with your tongue, like it were her clitoris

>>75850973
>he still thinks fanartists have ascended past being a pathetic 'husband'
get a grip, then get a clue

>>75851062
yes. i'd even hypernod if i could

if she didnt want people to be lewd towards her why would she act lewd on stream, in tweets, on discord and in her art

>>75851105
>she wrote messages and doodled to help create this fanart >>75839898
yeah, giru is just a pathetic 'husband'
cope harder, bro
ngmi

name 20 1/2 times that’s happened
protip: u cant

>>75851290
i clearly meant “havent ascended”, retard. as in they are above husbands

i can, but only if you dm me

>>75851338
and i was arguing she likes all the art where people lewd her
why are you misdirecting the discussion troll

i am literally immune to brainworms
i will take her hand in marriage for real and make her the happiest girl ever
all of her dreams i will make come true

i genuinely hate whenever she talks about being bi or liking girls
she acts like it isnt cheating just because theyre girls
i already know which gender you really like shadow, you dont have to rub it in my face every chance you get

>>75851419
she will be dead in 2 years

>>75851396
trolling is against global rules, newfag.
i would never troll on 4channel.

>>75851459
sad but true, but i will make them the happiest two years of her life

>>75851459
nah, i'll help her win

>>75851492
she will be happy in my basement

>shondo says she likes a girl/girls/says that a girl is cute/good looking
"lol! told you she was gay!!!"
>shondo says she likes a man/men/says that a guy is cute/good looking
"erm, that doesn't count! she wasn't being serious!"
boring! get a new rrat

>>75851430
i would let her cheat on me with girls, if i can watch

>says she is bisexual, the most bisexual person ever
>says she has had crushes on girls
>admits she kisses girl(s)
>constantly sexpests other girls
but yeah she’s 100% straight shogga

>i would never troll on 4channel
yeah, that ip ban is very scavvy
im sure everyone follows the rules

>>75851697
that's why her only relationship was with a man
syadouClueless

can't believe i missed out on boobie-tan death lore
fuck twitch muting shit

and yet she has had relationships with men, crushes on and sexpests men on stream all the time and kisses men (performatively) every stream as well as non performatively every now and then

>has never chosen to kiss a male
>has actively chosen to kiss a female
keep coping tho, its funny to watch

;)

>americans arguing if she is gay/bi/straight again
yawn

I'm headed to the kitchen to make a sandwich, you guys want anything while I'm there?

>>75852034
Can i get a water if you can? Got any cheetos? Thannks shomie

>>75852094
regular cheetos not puffs if that’s okay

shit nvm out of cheetos
ive got sour cream and onions lays, original fritos, and original ruffles

or cheez-its. also before i forget you want bottled water or filtered tap? if tap let me know what kinda cup

>>75852305
Bottled is cool
Ahhh how about the ruffles then

>>75852624
here you go shiggie. enjoy :)

gay thread for a gay oshi

>>75853360
wrong thread

>>75852873
Cool! Thanks!

>>75853360
You arent my oshi

love u shonshon goodnite

Is she still avoiding offline chat?

>>75855382
Nighty night!!

>>75820496
lol...lmao even
>years of marriage
>3 years anniversary
you only have the right to say this if you have a founder badge faggot
otherwise you are just an entitled tagalong who jumped on the ship midway

>>75856541
why did I go back and read that conversation?
why do shoggers always have to be such shameless wastes of space?

I'm a waste of space but I'm HER waste of space

I love my vtweeter of a wife

>>75841764
she already has giga groomers, one of them being a mod. she has also had meetups in person at every dokomi but will stop having them going forward from what i understand, so all of her long time regulars have literally gotten to hug her while you won't get the same opportunity. it's too late to get into her. almost all vtubers are like this. you need to find a literal 1view and stay with them for years and years and years if you want to be in a similar position and that's not feasible for anyone reading this. it's always like this with everything, regardless of what it is. once you think of something, it's too late because other people that are quicker on the uptake and more productive than you will already have had the idea and will already have done it. everything is so fucking pointless bros. just let me die already i'm so tired of this.

>>75847770
Really like this drawing. Just hope she doesn't stick too close to the face rucaco style. Shondo already had her own style and was great.

>>75860937
why do you know all this and feel this way if you're married to shondo?

answer very fucking carefully shogger.

>>75849068
No, I got lazy, i even closed the tab i had open for months

>>75860937
Oh well good to know that I shouldn't waste my time with this literal whore

I think the art she posted is very cute! Shondo is good at art! I like fallen shadow!

What if over the next couple of years you got with someone but then Shondo DMed you to set up a meet?

>>75863892
I'd tell her she's too late and I'm not interested

>>75860937
>stop having them going forward from what i understand, so all of her long time regulars have literally gotten to hug her while you won't get the same opportunity
he's so in

>>75850512
>Cheating on my oshi with Tyler1
Tyler1 is my oshi, actually.

call her a lying, cheating, whore and expose her as a fraud to everyone

>>75864282
I didn't know people still watched him since he went full-time league. I take it you're a lol superfan

>>75864373
He's a chess pro now actually.

If you take 5 seconds and find the faces of inis' top oilers, groomers and mods then you'd stop worrying about competing with them. They're all insanely ugly and chubby. It's a complete non issue.

>>75864430
Oh, good for him. I'm glad his reformation went well

>>75864555
;)

>>75850667
>and all women are bi
only the mentally ill Westoid ones that have been touched/traumatized by men at a very young age

>>75864555
shoggas be so gay that they even derek other chuubas viewers
also even if they're ugly, fat or both that doesn't matter to a lot of people and it would mean that an ugly bastard had the chance to meet and hug your oshi and you never will

>>75864703
I will. After I house her and her pets she'll live with me forever on our cute rural German farm where she'll provide me with many airs to my throne.

>>75851585
>says that a guy is cute/good looking
It's about how she says it, she always says something like "conventionally attractive" or "he has common attractive male traits" which implies that she's talking about what the average woman would find hot not her. It's like a straight man evaluating another guy. Yeah, the grey Chad meme bodybuilder is objectively attractive. Not to me tho.

>>75864849
>airs

>>75864995
Rewatch the Casper watch along
Also read chat and watch everyone seethe kek

>>75865124
>Casper watch along
How many hours in was that movie?

>>75865079
Just kill me

>>75865219
>believing the 6 hours isn't canon rule
whiteknightchama you're making us look bad

>>75865219
I don't remember exactly but I'm pretty sure it was one of the last ones. If you read chat during that you can see exactly why she doesn't want to call guys hot because everyone is so insecure

>>75865275
I'm the guy who thinks she's a lesbian unironically.
>>75865297
>one of the last ones
Nothing she says matters at that point, it's just filler.
>If you read chat
Why would I do that? How does reading a bunch of retarded chatters prove she's not a lesbian? Chat sometimes even gets jealous of Otis ffs.

This is why I fence sit with this argument. I also conclude she's gay or at least bi but 90% swayed to women. I also draw points from the things shes said about the female body and compare it to the lackluster comments she's made about us or any man but then I pause and think. Why on earth would she compliment any male body or feature, if she did she'd have a riot on her hands. So then it comes down to, does she have intimate thoughts and feelings about the male body but simply doesn't say them.
I think maybe. But. She has always maintained the double standard of affection from or towards women even compared to us, not a random man but us. Kissing is an easy one to pick up. Numerous times she's expressed interest in kissing women sexually or romantically but when it's flipped to kissing us she instantly flips and says she doesn't understand it and feels nothing from it. To her we're probably nothing more than a close friend or family member type image and women to her are sex icons or a cause to get excited over. I don't know if that makes her gay or just someone with a messed up past and distrust with men apart from two people.

>>75864703
Kek

just fucking ask her on twitter already stop spamming every thread with this bullshit

>>75865733
>she has le sekrit lust for da male body
lol irl

>>75865850
;)

>>75865733
She said that her idea of a relationship is just someone to hang out with and watch movies or play games with, and that's why p* broke up with her

>>75865733
>average menhera woman = wants a daddy and has a disgustig fetish like scat for example
>Shondo = wants a strong father figure
She wants to be protected by a man and to be sexual with a woman. It's not rocket science.
>>75865971
>her idea of a relationship
*her idea of a relationship with a man
FTFY

>>75866045
why are you so obsessed with posting about this /here/

>>75866045
You must be a woman if you're this obsessed with her being a lesbian

>>75866173
So what? I'm right and if I was at least bi (You) would stand no chance against me. I don't want Shondo to have a reason to live after FE/Otis pass away.

>>75866232 (me)
>>75866173
*I want Shondo to have a reason to live

>the lesbian poster is a seething femcel
Every fucking time

>>75866263
You're not me.

>talk about what you've observed in a decent way trying to articulate your points and open discussion for others in a time of silence where nothing else is being talked about
>lol you're a woman
It does wear on the soul a little this place

>>75866271
>femcel
I hope you realize that there's no such thing as a femcel unless you count troons as women, I can get a Brad just not a Chad.

>>75866311
>talk about times where she's clearly lusted for men
>lol that doesn't count

>>75866389
That wasn't me.

>>75866389
>clearly lusted for men
nta Was it as clear as this?
https://x.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1042961911476834304

>>75866462
>2018
>When she was dating a man
Lol

>>75866462
lmao stop you're murdering them

>>75866311
>randomly speculate about how someone else feels
>assert that your assumption is correct despite what anyone says to the contrary
>revise history that you were trying to have a discussion and not an echo chamber

>>75866514
>a man whose touch she was allegedly repulsed by
lol, lmao even
do you believe her? if you do she was flinching at a man's touch

Oli soon. I'm excited for her to play lollipop chainsaw again, I hope she got the emulator all worked out. Yesterday was a lot of fun, she's basically Juliet.

>>75866462
You don't even have to go that far back. Her sperg out about Alice just before the hiatus was pretty telling.

There's no point in arguing shogga, we're both not going to change our opinion so let's just agree to disagree

>>75866671
>Her sperg out about Alice just before the hiatus
oh right great point, she was never even 1/10th as excited about a man

Finally the perfect game for her to stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TgA8nynGyg

all you "men" think about is sex, no wonder she's disgusted by you
you don't really love her, if you did it wouldn't matter if she wants to fuck you, i'm not worried though you'll reap what you sow eventually

>>75866940
>you don't really love her, if you did it wouldn't matter if she wants to fuck you
anon where do babies come from? very important question

That's not the argument and you know it, bad faithchama

>>75867021
If "your woman" doesn't want to fuck you then that's just her body telling her not to reproduce with you, in that sense all same sex relationships are mental illness.

>>75867003
she is on 6 drugs that will instantly abort any fetus
>>75867021
then what is the argument? all you've done is loop that she's a lesbian. so? what's the point you're making?

>>75867122
>she is on 6 drugs that will instantly abort any fetus
Assume she isn't on 6 drugs. Now what? Well, now she's a woman who isn't attracted to you but is attracted to other women.

>>75867227
like i said, if that matters to you then you don't really love her
assuming your schizo headcanon is right in the first place

>>75863892
I’d string her along and then friendzone her

Wonder if she's still slamming high strength painkillers and opioids while taking 12 caffeine pills on an empty stomach.

Women are nice to look at, shoggas agree generally
Shondo says a guy is attractive in roundabout ways because of shoggas going "uuuuu ntr..."(it's not, but shoggas are insecure(generally)(even if not ntr, it's sometimes uncomfortable to hear your wife compliment another man's looks, which remains true even in irl and physical relationships)) and she's both annoyed that she "has to walk on eggshells" around us and she doesn't want us to feel bad(probably)
Thus, she's more open with complimenting women because we're also tolerant of that and do it ourselves(not me though, i always think of her first and foremost)
She compliments us and says stuff that she fantasies about with (you)(which means you, if you don't see yourself as (you) then you're basically cucking yourself in your own head), this all has her having more chances and opportunities to be complimenting and sexpesting women, thus seeming to heavily favour the female gender
Also she's said before her bi phase was just that, a phase
It's always been a "believe her or don't" type of deal, which is unfortunately a lot to ask of insecure people, doesn't really help that she's not the most consistent person//
At the end of the day,
She's not fucking gay

>>75867337 (me)
>didn't proofread well enough
It's over...//

>>75864691
>touched/traumatized by men
can’t wait for the lore drop where we learn it was her older critter that touched her and we’ve been defaming the wrong person this whole time. It would explain why she’s lesbian. after all, boys that get molested by men turn into fags

Jesse

>>75865733
i like when she talks about how sexy her husband is like in the climbing game. she needs to do that more because it makes me feel very nice until my brain realizes there’s no way she’s talking about me because she knows literally nothing about me

How can you say you love her when you wouldn't even eat her poop?

>>75867635
Only 90s babies remember this meme!

I still don't know if i would, it's a hard question

shondo's poop isn't shondo like her lesbianism is badfaithchama

>>75866263
that reason to live? me (male husband) btw

>>75866462
using pre-vtuber tweets is basically soft-doxxing faggot

This is why I can't take Shondo's half-assed romantic moments seriously, she's too stubborn to create an immersive fantasy. What man would be happy about having a wife and sleeping in a separate bed or living in a separate house altogether? A fantasy like that only works from her point of view because it serves all her needs (e.g. having a man but not being sexual with him, having a man but sleeping with a cat instead of him, having a hard-working man that's away from home 10-12 hours a day so she doesn't have to see him, having a man that provides without expecting anything from his wife other than maybe a sandwich once in a while...etc). Basically she wants a medieval peasant with extra steps.

With that being said, I'll respect Shondo's fantasy since she's the streamer but like hell I'm playing along with it. A long time ago I helped popularize 'wifey', now I can't even bring myself to call her that and I mostly watch VODs for gameplay.

Unironically just demote her to side hoe. Things are so much happier.

>>75867337
this. the rampant jealousy and insecurity from everyone in this community affects her talking about her interest in men 100%. she can’t even talk about her preferences when it comes to features or what she likes in a man without it turning into a complete clusterfuck.

>>75867897
we know zephyr

>>75867337
>Also she's said before her bi phase was just that, a phase
A phase that's still going on? lmao

>>75867996
What's her problem with him, any chance she gets she tears into him. Sometimes I feel bad.

>SHES NOT GAY!!!!
shes bi which is just gay with a side of coping

>>75867897
>What man would be happy about having a wife and sleeping in a separate bed or living in a separate house altogether?
Me when it comes to her

>>75868086
I wish you thought better of yourself

>>75868086
no, me

>>75868056
he gave her one too many backhanded compliments, he has a rude way of speaking which only became ruder after he soft divorced her

>>75868110
nta, i think highly of myself, shondo isn't a consolation prize to me like she is/was you

>>75868110
I think best of myself though, living in a house close to her or sleeping in a different room is leagues better than not even being within the same country as her

>>75868110
>>75868114
I see... you need zero self-esteem to be a husband in 2024.

My attraction to her is merely physical.

>separate house
no, i would not allow this is she wanted this to be a serious marriage
>separate beds
that’s fine cause i can still go over and (consensually) (lovingly) rape her

>>75868160
clearly you don't see at all anon
>>75868148
>>75868150

My attraction to her is romantical and physical, but I'm not a sexpest and i dislike lewd when it's not by itself(e.g. Pornographic elements outside of porn) so I'm fine without the physical aspect of it, just being with her is more than enough

I wanted to ask. People that aren't in the same country as her. Do you think about that, does that effect the way you think about things?

>>75867897
>A fantasy like that only works from her point of view because it serves all her needs (e.g. having a man but not being sexual with him, having a man but sleeping with a cat instead of him, having a hard-working man that's away from home 10-12 hours a day so she doesn't have to see him, having a man that provides without expecting anything from his wife other than maybe a sandwich once in a while...etc)
I don’t see why have to say this so many times but you shoggas still dont listen or just call it a rrat.
She does not want a husband. She wants a big brother/forest elder to take care of and protect her. She is only sexually interested in females, but wants to live with a nonsexual male.
Deal with it, or don’t. You’re the only one getting hurt at the end of the day.

>>75868294
If i wanted to or if she asked of me I would be in her town by the end of the day(somehow)
So that is of no concern to me

Shondo wants a male without a penis which explains the discord and the last voicepack

Shogga I'm literally her oniichan husband and she's literally my imouto wife
Jesse

>>75865733
>but when it's flipped to kissing us she instantly flips and says she doesn't understand it and feels nothing from it
watch streams

>>75868194
>>75868150
>is leagues better than not even being within the same country as her
Cope much? You can't even imagine a FANTASY SCENARIO in which the two of you are not separated by country?
Perceive this: both of you live in the same enchanted forest but Shondo wants to treat you more like a medieval peasant than a husband, you're supposed to work her lands for 10-12 hours a day and pay taxes not to be intimate with your hime.

Who finds that appealing besides Shondo? A BDSM bottom?

>>75868443
that wouldn't happen but if that's what you want to call it sure it'd be worth it for her

>>75868345
>Deal with it, or don’t.
Live I've said I've soft divorced Shondo a long time ago, I'm just trying to wake up some of these braindead shoggers.

>>75868429
huh i never realized what her being our imouto wife meant
this really is just playing house and has been all along. crazy

Unfortunately this community has seen a large influx of submissive males which has allowed shondo to mentally cut our sexual organs off and lose all respect for her husbands. We need a rise of ryonachads to fix this and return things to the way things once was.

Shondo is not gay. She has relationships with men. And sex with women.

>>75868576
>Unfortunately this community has seen a large influx of submissive males
Not to mention that leads to Shondo thinking of all of us as gay, after all gays are weak men.

this argument is incredibly stupid
she has openly lusted for men repeatedly on stream, she isnt gay

>>75868443
>Perceive this: both of you live in the same enchanted forest but Shondo wants to treat you more like a medieval peasant than a husband, you're supposed to work her lands for 10-12 hours a day and pay taxes not to be intimate with your hime
I would, but I'd also beat her if she took it too far syadouBonk

>>75868576
but i am a ryonachad, you just insist on calling loving your wife being submissive, in a way it is i suppose but you've lost the plot if that's what matters to you

Even if she doesn't want to
As her husband, I have needs too
I'll just tell her to count the stains on the ceiling, I'll be done in a second.

>>75868659
>I would
I see... 2024 husbands need to have no self-esteem and/or be BDSM bottoms for Shondo.

>>75866940
Physical intimacy is a core component of any relationship. Obviously people are going to think about it, including Shondo. Or do you really fall for her purity larping and remain ignorant to what is going on infront of you on stream and what she says?

serious question: any other new husbands get sad when you’re doing old reps and you see the name of someone who’s still around?
dont give me any of that “it just matters that you’re here now, anon” shit cause it’s not true. she literally only says that to get newfags to shut up and quit whining, cause a majority of them will leave within 6 months anyways.
i feel like shit not being with her for at least 18 months at this point and with her life expectancy, i got here for the last 5% of it :(
>sopranosGroundFloor.mp4

>>75868724
Jesse, I already answered this

>>75868788
I appreciate your honesty.

>>75868806
Thanks, it's one of my good attributes

>>75868757
No because the only person that's still around from the point that matters is onion and he's been reduced to funny drawing guy

Do we need meds, fellow husbands?

>>75868852
You husbands need testosterone boosters.

Euros seems to use better punctuation than Americans. Just an observation.

What if I'm the pure one?
>>75868852
I probably do, but I'm not getting checked out because I don't want to take meds

>>75868595

Ive only ever seen shondo in love with one person and it was a girl and even then I'm not sure if it was love or some sort of odd obsession
And she does compliment mens appearance, its just that usually boils down to 'youre so tall, youre so big, I bet you could crush my skull and rip me to pieces' as opposed to the usual sexpesting that she does with women
So if youre a big guy who can also validate her and support her emotionally and financially, who will never leave for added safety, she got her bases covered
She also self inserts and a her ideal man in her cartoon phone game so maybe that tells you more about her dynamic with women
I actually trust her when she says that she just likes to ogle at women and doesn't care much for men though
She likes the idea of relationships, to fantasize about them. To think about what she can't have. That why we are here. But not really be in one. Thus the asexuality she claims to have.
And for added context, reminder that this is a girl that gets super quiet during big collabs and can barely manage during 1 on 1 collabs with someone she just met. A girl who struggles with basic DMs and emails. Who has a breakdown because someone took too long to respond so she thinks they hate her. And that the one time she stepped out of her comfort zone and tried having a real relationship ended up with her flinching at the touch of her boyfriend and having mental breakdowns in public with him and his family there.
No wonder she would she would give up on relationships forever after that.
So tldr is she understands the attractive features of men and women, women are easier to admire due to the visual value placed on them(especially by the people online, who she grew up with)
But is too broken for actual human relationships, casting them away and calling herself asexual
The whole straight gay bi label thing doesnt mean much, shondo is shondo.

>>75868852
Yes, especially me

>>75868898
>Thus the asexuality she claims to have.
Ah yes, the asexuality she never claimed to have.

i would be fine with having separate rooms, but only initially. if she didn't take getting over her touch aversion seriously and work with me to become comfortable with physical contact and what comes with that, then it would be over.

>>75868898
>Who has a breakdown because someone took too long to respond so she thinks they hate her.
And yet, she still has not responded to any of my emails. Fuck (make love) to this whore (my wife).

Post the discord screenshot of her talking about holding his cock in her hands

>>75869022
I wouldn't do any of that gay shit, we'd start online and I'd expect by the time she trusts me enough to move in with me to sleep in one bed.

>>75869092
>nooo it was a teenage jokeroni pls understand T-T

>>75869092
Never happened(at least explicitly)

>Ive only ever seen shondo in love with one person and it was a girl and even then I'm not sure if it was love or some sort of odd obsession
Who? Britney? Or you mean her school friend? Or you mean Lily?

>>75869154
he means kiri kanna

>>75868839
;)

>shondo is shondo
this^^^^^ (also shondo is gay)

>>75869145
how new?
https://files.catbox.moe/6990fd.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/ws0dgq.png

>>75868757
no, for the following reasons:
1. she can tank it and win, i will make sure of that
2. im gonna marry her irl, simple as

So now I'm mentally castrated if I want a wife who bakes for me and cuddles?

>its another ‘try to hurt me specifically with real brainworms’ episode
Yeah, I might have sit this one out, actually. You shoggas have fun, though!

>>75869286
Shondo won't allow you to have a basic fantasy like that because it's not what she wants, Shondo can only accept a fantasy that's 100% tailormade for her.

>>75869292
This is euro hours. We talk about our feelings here

>>75868898
>But is too broken for actual human relationships
I can fix her.

>>75869272
What a hell
Those are very explicit
I hadn't seen those
Darn edgy sexpesty teenager wife :anger: I'm gonna teach her a lesson
>>75869292
Relateable, please stay strong

It’s always newfags that think they’ll win and marry her irl.
Hi, I’m newfags :)

>>75869292
Sorry Dacrin, we won't walk on eggshells around you.

>>75869419
kek
he’s probably asleep though, the fuckin neet

>>75869415
clean white ribbons are a tainted generation, bloody white ribbons are beaten househusbands. the new will inherit the shon

>>75869272
holy BASED
that's hot

>>75869589
Why is Shondo being sexual with another man hot to you? Oh, this is /shon/, sometimes I forget.

I'd have sex with her
Not even sorry

My dick is too big for her, I'm afraid she'd be scared of it

Micro CHADS winning.
Big D barbarians losing.

>>75869681
It's the Grecian ideal

i love shondo, and will do romantic things with her and lewd things with her and even a little bit of violense

>>75868877
>implying
Her husband entity is an eunuch
retarded coomers will never make it, she will never truly love those subhumans

>>75869736
you'd really grape her? that's mean

>>75869738
move on fleece

>>75869738
>sharing the most intimate experience two people can have with your wife is being a retarded coomer

>>75869790
lovingly and with consent

>>75869738
stinky femcel

there’s a reason (you) always has that stupid non threatening smile on his face. he’s just a puppet. her plaything. there is no love present except the love of a pet and its owner and by golly are we the ones wearing the collar.

>>75869977
I'm actually a void being/shadow person, thanks

shadow is a shadow being but she’s not black
cope ‘arder, mate

>>75869626
she doesn't wants anything sexual with husbands, only pure love. so it doesn't matters. she can do whatever she wants

>>75870038
>hasn't watched the lore videos

>>75869856
you don’t understand stinky incel, sex is gross and humiliating and degrading…….unless its two girls groping and kissing and licking each other and maybe breaking out the strap-on because women know that women can never hurt someone, unlike awful m*les.

>>75870038
It's actually biblical in nature.
She's the fallen shadow. Much like the fallen angel, Lucifer. She's a devil here to tempt us angels in coming with us to hell.

>>75870133
>tempt us angels in coming with us
ur cooked shoomfie
take a walk

>>75870183
Yeah I messed that part up. Going to watch Olivia now.

>>75867897
she wants you to be happy when she's being a bitch, but not too happy

>>75868056
the brainwashing didn't work on him so she fears him

>>75868839
you should really watch the subathon vods if you think that's how she feels about her long-term supporters. she had a meltdown because she didn't recognize the people in her chat anymore. she values familiarity over all else

https://twitter.com/MattWallace888/status/1790629420190851127
I'd send her schizo shit so often...

We're really at the point where people act like they know more than anyone just because they've watched the subathon vods. The vods. Jesas Christ. Start the alt general for people here before a month ago.

>>75870399
i hear this parroted a thousand times a week but noone has ever clipped it or linked to it. just say you’re full of shit and i’ll forgive you.

>do reps newfag
>n-no! n-not like that!!!

>>75869905
its not nise to call shondo that, even if she is one

>>75870599
You don't need to live post your reps and then talk about them every week acting like you know anything.

>>75870657
>only i can do it :)

Keep posting your reactions to the subathon please, thanks

>>75870657
i do live tweet but i never use that for conversation

>>75870864
you mean it?

>>75870558
>i didn't see it, therefore it didn't happen
why don't you wanna watch the subathon vods, anon? some of her peak moments where during those streams

>>75871003
cause im not sitting through 2 straight weeks of bullshit just to get 5 minutes of lore/best of content. if it was worth it, someone would have made a collection of clips to be easily referenced.

>>75870997
>you mean it?
Yes, I like it

I know I’m late, but I did want to weigh in: I would never eat her poop no matter how much I love her. Nor would I want to eat mine.
Nose Powder Juice, though, is a different story.

I like her but I'm brown

>>75871266
you have to leave

https://youtube.com/watch/ghGppSjrR50
wife is so cute

what shogga said. only blackChad (you)s are allowed to pierce the shwomb

Weren't all the men in rrk drawings white though??

>>75871298
of all the chuubas to cheat with you went with the grifter grimmi? baka

>>75871395
>she draws men abusing her as white
>she draws men she likes as black
what did shondo mean by this?

>>75870065
True shogga, if she wants to fuck p* but not me I don't care. It's her right as a woman with agency.