/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

sex with my cute wife
Why am I so tired, I did nothing all day

Terminate Reimu Endou.

Ike love!

<3

I LOVE MY BIG SISTERS!!!!!!

cocksleeve material

>>75812039
yeah, it's a reply not a proper tweet

Todays ongoing and upcoming streams:
https://youtu.be/lWKE46ani6E Hex POOLS
https://youtu.be/fYJTyfZGfB4 Vanta FFXIV
https://youtu.be/lb9VfOW7hHE Millie Hades 2
https://youtu.be/gtnTzZYe9TE Aia Office Lady RP
https://youtu.be/nizUuNR-8hw Elira HSR
https://youtu.be/TQRbwoTvO24 Uki Animal Crossing
https://youtu.be/rlch_gVkPGA
https://youtu.be/AsBvMCNV6iU
https://youtu.be/KxoXg1ryYHA
https://youtu.be/9arNO7CVdl8 Zuttomo School Labyrinth Collab
https://youtu.be/OQFBGY8WG7k Scarle Yakuza

Shorts from this week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upiyhx43aQ4 Ver and Villions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgo_FToz3W0 Maririn Puppet Cafe Dance Video

Short clips from this week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU0tXi9w7rw Alban April fools Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_P_X4oW4ko Sonnyban vrchat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0KTerL5aj4&sttick=0 Feesh Fulgur Shu Rosemi Claude Clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrG9j3ov3eQ Weekly Highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYXB2aShi-w Alban Clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N5Et8k6tes Luca Bunny Garden Clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDf6R9OEtvA Alban Supermarket Simulator Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siJK8QFzCf8 Luca Dont Scream Clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ump7vqc4paE Alban Project Sekai Clip

Longer videos from this week:
https://youtu.be/Y0iD-JKD4mk Hex Handcam cooking FT His Mom (prerecorded stream)

Songs from this week:
https://youtu.be/Dkl_qZnjC_E Shu and Sonny NijiEncounter Orisong INFINITY

Nijisanji Song of The Day! https://youtu.be/g3SL1V1_km4

I love this Rose like you wouldn't believe!

luca rabu!! tadaima!
i only just saw the tweet and waiting room
>friday 6am est
hes not streaming until then isnt he.....

sex with maria

im off to get boba and fwies see ya

>>75812912
get me some fries

>>75812912
Come back Vivi...

>>75812912
Fat fuck

>>75812912
i want some..

>>75812941
>>75812936
>>75812933
you guys replied so quickly...

It’s kind of crazy they can record/rehearse Luxiem 3d and Idios’s in the same month

Sonny LOVE
Feesh LOVE
Wosemi LOVE
Shubert LOVE
Stream Cendrillon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HZcCgMx3w
Stream Break Free https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejo
Stream Ringo Mogire Beam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj65Wf4n4j4
Stream Infinity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkl_qZnjC_E

>>75812187
>>75812329
ike is so cute, why is ike so cute?

I know the antis will never forgive / continue to hate both Anycolor and Nijisanji, but for us Niji fans, at what point would it be OK to forgive Anycolor? Or are we to forever hold the position of love/support Nijisanji, but never forgive / eternally be critical of Anycolor?

>>75813240

>>75813240
The cutest.

>>75813344
I don’t fucking care about the company, I’ll criticize them when they do stupid shit and I’ll sincerely appreciate it when they do cool stuff. My oshi is happy here so it does make me roll my eyes when I see people that don’t even care about them make retardedly absurd claims about how black the company is and make issues where there aren’t any, it’s not about me defending the company because I have an emotional attachment to any big guys in suits but because I think it’s unfair to the members who know what they’re doing and to the staff who actually do work hard on making good content and working with the members

So anon,
What are you doing/watching right now?
What streams you are waiting to watch??

>>75813240
He's gay.

>>75813344
No company=no oshi.
So I will support the company.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYJTyfZGfB4
Dead hours are over

>>75813806
Tot vs MC

https://twitter.com/vox_akuma/status/1790474636981108887
>konbini

>>75815210
its just the tesco/sainsbury's man

Sonny is my dad

I never see anyone self sabotaging as much as Millie
>no schedule
>stream same game over and over
>stream at the shittiest hour ever
genuinely, what the fuck is wrong with her

>>75815305
I don't think you would even find pork noodles in a british corner shop/ convenience store to be honest. They normally have like pot noodles usually beef and tomato, curry, chow mein and bombay bad boy, then batchelors noodled that are usually beef or bacon or chicken and thats about it. If you go to an actual supermarket then you can get indomie and nissin stuff on speciality isles.

>>75815210
with how much vox is everywhere around the world i really wonder how much filth and dust his home as accumulated over the course of him not being here.

>>75815542
This koala has rabies

>>75815521
It's common sense to have a friend or a family member, or in case you got neither to hire someone to make sure your apartment is okay and there isn't like. a leak or a fire or someone robbed the place, sometimes landlords check up on the place too

>vox’s retweet
He’s in Japan brainstorming ideas for his 3d and the directors told him some of them are too retarded

>>75815697
It's because he's sad about no pork noodles.

>>75815721
I mean what he last retweeted

>>75815766
pork noodles are a big idea

>>75815766
I know. He probably retweeted that in the context of having no pork noodles.

So I am guessing Luxiem 3D is being announced sometime in the next two weeks?

>>75815817
I doubt it, that makes no sense? It’s probably in relation to him being stressed. Unless him retweeting that tweet is a running bit I don’t know

>>75815881
It's a joke. He's distraught over no noodles so he's being dramatic for the bit by retweeting his own post.

The only stream I've looked forward to in months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0vo1OL-4JQ

>>75813806
Watching Yorumi play Mother 3 while I think about how sex she is and her lewds. No one I watch from EN is streaming today unless there's a guerilla...

>>75816024
But it doesn’t make any sense

>>75816073

>>75816073
what's the rose gonna theft if no auto...

>>75816088
He's being dramatic as a joke. He's a theatre nerd. He likes playing things up for a laugh.

>>75816199
d'you think he'll call up his brother at 6AM again to cry about no noodles

>>75816473
Bold of you to assume he hasn't already.

are we pretending to be retarded?

>>75816473
But what does having bold ideas have to do with wanting pork noodles and them not having it

>>75816651
the joke would be in the discrepancy between the expected behaviour for not being able to get a specific flavour of noodle and the overreaction like its some grandiose quest to get the mythical pork noodles or someshit

Sonny is my mom

>>75816651
At this point I mean no offense but you may be genuinely autistic.
>>75816817
This anon gets it.

Reimu the goat, letting viwers pick some of her game choices for the week

>>75817033
Isn't that what they are doing anyway? Just without explicitly asking? I mean when you sit down as a vtuber to plan out your content one of the biggest factors in it is probably "what is it that my core audience expects and wants to see from me" is it not?

>>75816526
giwtwm

>>75817347
When I join NijiEN I will intentionally be the most groomable liver and my viewers will think that they have me wrapped around their little finger, but the opposite will be true

Millie is begging me to shove my dick down her throat to "scratch" it

>>75817347
>"what is it that my core audience expects and wants to see from me"

Meanwhile, pepega games like genshin are the ones pulling in the most viewers, regardless if the streamer is male of female, in Niji EN at least. Same for tierlist streams.

But I even if those types of pepega streams perform better number-wise, they are definitely not what the "core audience" wants. They only peak higher because non-regulars are more likey to pop-in a pepega stream rather than a kino stream with an actually good game.

What Reimu is doing, playing very specific and kino games, will not drawn in new viewers and likely won't "pop-off" the way a random tierlist stream or genshin stream would, but it will bring great satisfaction to her regular viewers. It's her way of treating her fans.

Basically, the opinion of a smaller audience with good taste and chatting ability is worth more than a brain-dead audience that only watches tierlist streams.

You guys know that management has admin access to all their twitter accounts right?
https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette/status/1790394889349304441

Enna didn't "lose her password" on twitter she was suspended

im back from boba and fries i bumped into my friend and got dragged into their study thing but i left now i'm slacking off again.. and i feel fat

>>75818635
Where's our fries and boba Vivi?

>>75818152
I can't even tell if you are being serious or intentionally retarded the phrasing of this entire post is so cringe. I'm going to lean on intentionally retarded because this whole acting like a stream type that makes up a small percentage of a members overall output is their entire schedule thing you are doing reminds me of the way people would complain about collabs.

Another scandal, NijiEN is selling defective merch in Taiwan causing outrage from the fans

>>75818674
i eated it

>>75818855
the defective merch seller?
all me

>>75818866

>>75818152
why do you type like a retard

>>75818462
>>75818855
Proof?

>>75818903
i'm sorry please don't rape me.....

>>75818866
eated? esl-kun...

>>75818959
its joke dayo

>>75818866
fatfuck

Another scandal, Vox is in Texas shooting into the air like the cowboys of old

>>75818943
Lmao anon you think Enna "lost her password" and then remembered precisely 1 week later?
We all know she was suspended for that retarded Diego tweet. That caused a lot of outrage.

>>75818944

>>75819111
>Lmao anon you think Enna "lost her password" and then remembered precisely 1 week later?
Yes considering she literally asked and polled her audience as to whether she should even take a break

>We all know she was suspended for that retarded Diego tweet.
How do you know this?

>>75819180
Vivi go back

>>75819203
Obvious suspension is obvious. Lying about "losing her password" is obvious. Management literally orders them to lie.

I can't believe Enna told management to fuck off and just streamed through her twitter suspension. Pretty based, what a girl boss

>>75819111
It’s called a joke

>>75819326
Management is Elira. Elira told her to lie.

>>75818943
people are receiving the goods and that's disastrous. Fans reported that Ike's set box is empty; the ring of the keychain doesn't fit into the hole placement inside the box; the message card is too big to be placed inside the box and messed up; Vox's box has printing issue; Shu's message card too tight to be taken out.

https://www.league-funny.com/vtuber/article-315533
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/C_Chat/M.1715583228.A.349.html

>>75819326
"Everyone knows" and "it's obvious" aren't proof

>>75819327
>just streamed through
all she did was a previously-scheduled collab and a previously-scheduled membership stream.
She is a clique member so management gives her all the leniency in the world.

ENNA DRUGGED MY TEA, RIPPED MY CLOTHES OFF, AND RAPED ME NOW I'LL NEVER BE A HUSBAND

>>75819383
Damn, as a Luxiem fan living in Taiwan I'm absolutely heartbroken

>>75819383
>league-funny

>>75819451
OH NO

>>75819393
Ok but losing her password is literally a lie anon. Why would she tell that lie?

So I am guessing 3D concert and graduation is being announced sometime in the next two months?

>>75819520
Bobon is graduating

>>75819520
Any of the girls who are choosing not to graduate are retarded at his point. The writing is on the wall, it can't be more clear. Millie is streaming for 350 people. That's the future which awaits you in Nijisanji

I bring the heat I bring the speed come on come on we go infinity

I hear Enna burned our crops, poisoned our water supply, and delivered a plague unto our houses

>Reimu and Enna both make sure to put chinese text in the title
>Petra and Millie leave it out

lmao

>>75819458
Shitting on league of legends and hating people for playing it isn't a personality trait. At least people can find something they like and enjoy. So if they do why try make fun of them just because “league-funny dot com”
Cringe.

>>75819725
She did?

I’ve spent the last few days watching Sonny play Bug Fables little by little because I keep being asleep the majority of the time he plays it

>>75819383
Hope the company that produced them puts it right. Not really sure there is much Anycolor can do about it if someone they do a collab with doesn't produce decent quality goods besides not collab with them again in future?

I think that fatty already canceled Enna's membership because he didn't know Enna had a members-only stream few days ago, he didn't even shitpost during that stream

save me pink rose woman

>>75819946

>>75819940
Sure anon, it's not like Nijisanji has a reputation for shitting out extremely cheap bottom-of-the-barrel products that are often defective. I've seen sisters in the thread complaining their ikey wikey keychain was easily broken

>>75819383
False must be dancing in the streets, he finally has something to report on.

my favorite fatty arc was when to prove he was not fat he would make a bunch of typos in his regular posts and pretend they were because he was posting while on a jog
kinda sus though how he does all that to deny fat accusations but he never denies being a pedophile

man fat ass is just making shit up again huh

>>75820310
>Buy 4 dollar acrylic keychain
>Shocked it might not be the best quality
Cmon man. You know what you're buying.

>>75820310
I dunno what you are talking about but those are collab goods... its the ipass capsule thing? Hololive members got the same shit too with them.
https://twitter.com/hololive_goods/status/1745088759274635645

Lol it's easy to see who are the numberfags in Nijisanji

i feel like vomitting please save me...

>>75820337
>When you're so busy covering a Taiwanese box misprint that you cram the literal mountain of good Hololive news into a 5 minute segment at the end of your video

>>75820234
Good, you missed a fun and special stream lol

>>75819821
No! But are we just gonna wait around until she does!?

>>75820472
who is i feel like vomitting are they cute?

>>75820466
Let's examine
>enna the only one using smallcase letters for the title (aka she didn't copy it she typed it out)
>Reimu copying the chinese text from Enna but typing out a different title

LMAO Reimu literally asked Enna for the chinese text and deliberately inserted it in her title

LMAO he's dekinai

>>75820409
pekora is so cute

>>75820337
Hilarious how that guy is becoming the Thunderf00t of vtubing. Reporting on absolutely nothing and unironic "two moar weeks" shit just because it's all he knows

Isnt that literally the name of the game?
Chinese characters and all?

>>75820501
Yeah that was probably one of my favorite streams with her. Watching her laugh and wiggle around in 3D was way too cute. Aside from the part where she almost had an asthma attack and died of course

>>75820531
*vomits on you*

>>75820498
You know this is actually funny cause it’s true lol I’ve seen some holo fans bitch about it

>>75820472

>>75820595
>Drops his super super omega giga nuke at the end of April
>Its some discord thing claiming that niji was threatning weebcon without not letting them invite guests if he didnt delete some picture
>He uploads the picture again on May 1st
>No only did nobody care, he looks even even worse again because he's dragging an innocent con into his mental illness
Dude has become a lolcow.

>>75820406
Nijisanji produces shit merch and that's all they produce. The women are so brain damaged they pay top dollar for it

>>75820668

Sometimes I can't tell if he's being deliberately obtuse or if he is actually retarded
>>75820613
It's Japanese

>>75820574
I'm just observing in amusement

looks at you

https://twitter.com/not_ingrid04/status/1780964513011073506

Feesh is a slobby sleeper...
https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu/status/1790494060290916526

>>75821072
DISGUSTING

>>75821125
this anon is lactose intolerant

>>75821023
the fuck you looking at huh?

nijien for this feel?
https://files.catbox.moe/zgze8h.webm

>>75821333
Looking at you BITCH

>>75820337
He hasn’t posted or streamed in a week+ I wonder if something happened

>>75821466
Anycolor Ninja's finally tracked him down when he set foot in Japan.

>>75821359
wow...

>>75821466
Theyre gonna find the guy in some tiny apartment scratching nijisanji on the walls with his bloody fingertips.

>>75821403
OOOOOHHHHH FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

https://twitter.com/VBrightshield/status/1790502130127712716
cute

anyone else feel really depressed today?

>>75821605

>>75821543
dude

Tomowwow Wosemi

>>75821663
sorry...

>>75821605
me

>>75821124
I thought your mouth would open when you sleep anyway?

>>75821605
Took too much opiates to feel sadness.

>>75821641
bud im going to fucking die alone without ever having experienced real love i hate my life i wish i were 2d......... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa idk why i feel so shit today i need to cheer up somehow
>>75821709
at least its not just me

>>75821605
Ive been a state of perpetual depression since my dad died last year.
So no, not really, depression is just state of being everyday now.

>>75819821
Bud...

>>75821797
gonna put my donger in feesh's open mouth while she sleeps

>>75821605
yes and now i'm scared

>>75819725
no that's what happened to enna's people in ww2, and they deserved it

>>75821605
yes and i have a plan to stop myself from feeling depressed forever

Depressed anons... Ganbare

nijien for this feel https://litter.catbox.moe/f2rbog.jpg

>>75822184

Man, I'm going to take a nice long walk tomorrow. I've gained weight. I will use Ike's thin, beautiful, coltish legs as inspiration.

alban schedule

>>75822184
i always think about how less depressed would i be if i had more money

>>75822257
quilldren will drink some water, gain an extra 0.1kg in weight, and suddenly feel obese

Whatever happened to Enna's virginity anyway?

>>75821605
I would be but I drank it away

I just came here to laugh at that ryugard that ate a roach and Finana

>>75822385
welcome to the concept of eating disorders

>>75822385
I'm not even a Quilldren....

Unicorns at it again

https://vocaroo.com/126cZwfklE2V

>>75822464
i don't think it's funny to laugh at anons who died horribly :(

>>75822184
For depressed anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD9KOUjnNXo

>>75822476
oh believe me anon im very familiar, i was bulimic for 2 years

>>75822481
why not? you dont like ike??? huh?????

>>75821605
Not really, I'm pretty happy today and even got commendations on my daily roulettes

>>75822385
meet and greet photos say differently

>>75822511
alright, what is the parody based on

>>75822631
haha its lulu

Why was Sonny so cute in this stream, actually he seems a little more peppy and cute again the last few days maybe because he’s less busy unless I’m just seeing things

>>75821605
no more than usual so a lot

>>75822637
I'm a Kindred, of course I like Ike!!! I love all the boys, but I'm using him as inspiration to get skinnier because I'm imagining him looking at me disgustingly because of how fat I am. I don't think I'm that fat at all. When I walk, my thighs barely rub together. But I want a thigh gap and a smaller tummy. So I will work hard for him.

Not eating much really isn't that hard when you get used to it I always found. It's like your body adjusts to it and you get full quicker after a while of not eating much.

>>75822778
please do not talk about your thighs anymore or i will get debilitatingly aroused

I hope Enna knows everyone hates her.

>>75822778
I'm pretty sure Ike woulded look at any woman with disgust.

>>75822859
But they're fat and ugly thighs. They're so fat and they stick out when I sit down and squish them. I hate it, I hope I can shed at least 10 pounds this summer. There's a lot of foods I can cut down on. I'll buy some protein bars so I'll feel full and won't need to eat as much. Then all that weight won't go down to my fat thighs.

>>75822631
god fuckingh damnit i go two fucking days without masturbating and now i see one lulu art and my dick won't go down i hate having a sex drive like this i don't even use it for anything all it does is waste my time by jerking off

>>75823010
STOPPPP

>>75823010
if you want to shed 10 pounds in such a short interval you need to exercise

>woulded

what if vox told staff-san that he want to invite 522 kindreds to his 3D debut but staff-san told him to fuckoff?

>>75821605
Can I join you all and be depressed too?

I love my bird wife Enna!

>>75823193
Sorry the studio is not big enough to host an orgy party

>>75823191
>minor spelling error
Yeah, I know, I just type too fast sometimes and don't notice.

>>75823193
they cockblocked the kindred sex cult

>>75823243
no sorry you cant join. you have to be happy

>>75823082
GOMENNASORRY

>>75823088
I will! I'm going to walk tomorrow! It's more than a 30 minute walk too so I'll be getting lots of steps in! I'll try to buy a nice pair of sweatpants soon so I can start walking home from work too!

Will you come to the zuttomo collab tonight?

>>75823193
>>75823299
It would just be all men anyways.

>>75823193
Technically they'd still be there anyway regardless of what staff-san wants

>>75823317
yeah, on all four

>>75822631
Lulu is SO sex.
I need a Lulu cosplayer gf.

>>75823317
COME

>>75823263
kill yourself

>>75823408
there is no one better then misumi

>>75823317
>loud annoying whores with the worst voices imaginable
Not a chance in hell

NijiEN needs sexy oneesan cosplay

>>75823317
yeah

>>75823243
Hahahaaa Finana ate a buuug Finana ate a buuuugg

>>75823416
Why do anons get so angry when I say Ike is gay? Are you a yumejo?

>>75823462
Dont be so tsun, you'll be the first one there.

imagine impregnating all of zuttomo

>>75823314
find a treadmill and just do 30 minutes with 15%incline at like 6 speed, worked for me

>>75823446
Than*
みすみ's very cute but I'm sad that she keeps using her 3d and never uses her live2d anymore.
Her 3d model looks kinda bad

vanta.....

>>75823317
I like most of the girls alone but not all together at once so sadly no

>>75823615
This anon likes girls

I am going to kick someone's shins.

>>75823317
A bunch of cunts basically. The cunt brigade. Every single one of them shipped themselves with a male.

>>75823533
We're talking about a spelling error you illiterate retard

>>75821605
For once, no actually, I've been enjoying myself a fair bit recently

>>75823579
Yeah but you have to pay for that machine (or a gym membership) while walking places is free.

>>75823693
But why did you respond that way when I explained myself and simply said it was me typing too fast?

>>75823314
please do not get stick legs pleasepleasepl

>>75823544
Nah. I won't touch that collab with a 10-foot pole. Have fun though.

I'm just wondering if Vivi trashed her Selen plushie yet

>>75823751
but you can watch streams on a treadmill and you get to avoid the sun and stay pale and have younger skin

>>75823502
christ the filters make her face look like a bad skyrim body replacer mod

>>75823810
It was probably trashed in cum well before she was fired

>>75823810
Vivi will probably be following her since NijiEN treats her like crap

>>75823682
Kotoka should eat more.

>>75823814
asians legitimately sound like some race of vampire when it comes to talking about their skincare routine

>>75823783
I want very skinny legs, but I don't want to be bones and skin.

>>75823814
Very true, but the sun is good for you! It makes vitamin D and makes you less depressed! And boy do I need to be less depressed....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZHwgoSMOqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZHwgoSMOqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZHwgoSMOqk

>>75823615
I think in general I need to be in the right mood for a collab with more than two people. A big part of watching vtubers for me is just relaxing and when there is loads of voices and its just chaotic and loud then it can just be really draining. But if I am in the right mood its fun to hear everyone messing around together.

>>75823934
skincare is absolutely not an asian people thing go wash your face stinky

>>75823934
VAMPS MENTIONED
FWEAAH
SEYUHH
SCHLAT SCHLAT

>>75823961
You should TOTALLY post your legs and thighs so we can compare it to a later photo after you workout

>>75823502
cosplay? this is a doll

>>75824000
being obsessive over it and having 20+ skincare products you apply to your face every morning is basically something only Asians and the extremely wealthy are into

>>75824032
That picture is kinda horny....I hope you won't be using it to....uhmmm...n-never mind. That's a good idea though. I'll wear some leggings and take some before and after pics!

>>75823502
Can this doll be undressed

>>75824032
>>75824115
oh so its fine when femanons ask huh

>>75824097
stinky sticky oil face be careful around open flames so you don't combust stinky

what is the point in posting your legs anymore when that one rosebud with the rice cooker mogged everyone already

>>75823810
The real question is that did she order doki merch

Femanons please cosplay jp livers

>>75824142
Men are always creeps about everything so yeah over time women will just start trusting you less because you're too fucking horny. It's basic pattern recognition. Don't get mad at women, get mad at your fellow men who caused us to put up this defense mechanism.

You guys know Enna is a cunt who should be fired right?

>>75824201
I thought they were a pentomo....

>>75824248
no the pentomo is the one with less ass than hank hill

>>75824228
I don't even know who this is also did she get her legs hit by a car? They're not supposed to bend that way.

>>75824234
Women are just insecure

>>75824228
Sexo cunny

schizo sure is feeling very lonely right now

>>75824145
washing your face and bathing is basic human hygiene, applying 200 layers of adenochrome is not, but you all act like not doing the latter makes you "stinky"

>>75824328

>>75824234
but thats not fair, i wanna sekuhara both guys and girls too...

>>75824274
I THOUGHT THE PENTOMO HAD A FAT ASS!! WHAT BIZARRO WORLD AM I IN

>>75824302
And men will never fucking learn and realize they're the problem. But no it's somehow women's fault for protecting themselves. Why did I even bother.

>>75824328

>>75824437
I can save you political lesbian quilldren

>>75824357
I noticed he keep on replying to anyone with sexist intention and get confused why is everyone ignoring him
Kinda sad

https://twitter.com/hannover03/status/1789915681007272103
nijien for this feel?

>>75823961
While on your quest, since you're getting the good sun, make sure to get in calcium too! Vitamin D helps with calcium absorption, which is good for joint and bone care, which becomes more important both with age and adding exercise to your routine. The other advantage of outside over treadmill is varied terrain which can train your feet and some muscles in them that don't let much work in modern lifestyles for balancing purposes.

https://twitter.com/TheLmfssj/status/1790230032071176589
nijien for this feel?

WIWA

>>75824437
lmao
are you enjoying your air conditioned apartment? With your computer? And your electricity?
Men aren't the problem, men are the only human beings that exist. Women are just ancillary to men.

>>75824426
Sorry you just landed on a parallel timeline this morning. Welcome though!
>>75824328
I need Maririn to become this cunny

i jist wanted to sekuhara the kindred but the lucub beat me to it im so sorry anons i didnt mean to start a gender war gomen gomennn

i FUCKING HATE HONKAIIIIIIIIIII

>>75824517
heh I'll give you vitamin 'd' rosebud c'mere

>>75824284
Anon?
Are your legs okay?
That's a really easy pose to make

>>75824228
yeah

>>75824616
Yeah...

>>75824604
It's not your fault, the fatty just hasn't been getting enough (You)s lately and even the tourists have been ignoring him.

>>75824604
Wape correction is needed, NOW. I'll give you a pape to hug though.

>>75824637
Wtf my midriff looks like this but im male

>>75824604
this is why you shouldn't interact with kindred, even when they're not embroiled in shitposting they're annoying

>>75824470
>"hey this is the reason why women feel safer talking to other women about thighs than they do with men"
>wow you HATE men so bad you'd rather have sex with women despite not being attracted to them
Your deductive skills cannot be this bad. I will just assume you are trolling

>>75824548
Should have known I was just replying to the fatass or that one incel pomudachi. All right I'll stop replying. I don't want to deal with this level of retardation.

>>75824678
>But im male
No youre fucking not

>>75824658
Maybe he should just be honest that he’s depressed or suicidal so he can get (You)s….

>>75824594
I AM SURE THERE WAS A PENTOMO WITH A BIG BUTT, IN PANTIES! ON A CARPETED FLOOR. WHERE AM I. IS OSEA STILL AN ALLIED COUNTRY??

>>75824732
yes i am!

>>75824735
Every now and then the mask slips, like how the other day he was getting jealous of Myanon getting all the femanon attention

:D

Aiku suki...

>>75824737
All I can tell you is that, in this timeline, Putin is financing Niji

>>75824737
thats leech pentomo

>>75824637
What is her twitter handle, asking for a friend..

>>75824720
>Men invent everything
>build the whole world around you
>women say men are the problem
you are dumb as hell, and you are the kind of woman who should be slapped upside the head

>>75824805
Based.

>>75824737
We have always been at war with Belka

>>75824805
Aiku tasukete

>>75824805
This but myanon

>>75824517
This is true! Muscles need calcium too so I'll be sure to drink some fortified oat milk and other substitutes for dairy! Also it's fun to walk around. I can put my iPod in and listen to some music I recently downloaded!

>>75824604
No sekuhara! I'll start working out so I can fight back! Hi-YAH!!!

>>75824863
This can't be... I remember travelling to ustio for a vacation, but I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE ON THE MAP

>>75824930
You mean southern Belka?

>>75824805
I can't believe anime boys are real

>>75824904
Ntas but I long for a world where all kindred are samurai wamen. That'd go hard

>>75824228
That is a man

>>75823961
Do squats

>>75824969
Someone probably drew an AU like that but with their Kindredsona! Shame that the yume art has been dwindling after all the things Vox said but I was sure to save a lot of good ones. I guess this is more a ninja outfit though.

>>75825013
Why do some gay people try to project their gayness like this?
Are you trying to convert people to being bisexual by claiming cute girls are actually guys or something?

>>75825079
>Shame that the yume art has been dwindling
I see that as a good thing. Yumejos don't belong in Vox's fanbase, or any sort of fanbase.

im gonna touch you anon

>>75824969
every now and then youtube recommends me shorts from a cute japanese girl doing martial arts practice with a bigass sephiroth katana. no clue what the channel is though.

>>75824955
I need to get home, I NEED TO GET HOME TO PENTOMOS WITH FAT ASSES

Enna desperately needs a punch in the face

>>75825125
All girls look better as guys

>>75825021
That might make me gain too much muscle. I'm going for being thin, not muscle. Maybe a few for about two weeks wouldn't hurt though. I also want to lose weight off my ass. It's too fat and it sticks out when I wear pants.

>>75825125
It's a joke, it's not that deep.

>>75825079
Honestly, ninja outfit is also good..!
>>75825125
Myanon looks like this.
>>75825153
Do it, I showered yesterday!

>>75824884
No Ike for approximately 3 days... Sabishii...
>>75824966
But Ike isn't real

>>75824904
Yeah! I prefer cow milk but know not everyone likes it/can have it. Also being real for a sec, if you wanna learn martial arts it's a great way to stay in shape, but ask any sensei or coach what to do in an encounter on the street and the first thing they tell you is to run, and it's for good reason, especially since they could have friends. Next is carry pepper spray or a taser, a raging methhead can be as skinny as a twig and fight off 5 cops. Gun is better but that'd depend on your state & county laws. Don't fall for Hollywood!

Also that art is so cool!

Elira recaps are funny.

>>75825125
Nice tucking skill

>>75825384
thanks bro, myanon taught me hoe to do that

>>75825125
nijien for this feel?

Is this part of the HSR story really that long?

>>75825464
Rosemi

>>75825464
ike

I can't think of a single good thing about Enna

>>75825464
Aster

>>75825464

MY NU:CARNIVAL SHOTA ACRYLIC STANDEES CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY YIPPEEE

>>75825325
Hell yeah I love guns. I want to be a gun owner someday. It's legal in my state! Fuck Hollywood, they have bad movies AND bad opinions!

>>75825467
Rosemi's erotic thighs...

I think it's funny how Enna lost 56k subs

>>75825464

>>75825546
>>75825580
Now kiss

anon are you good at doing anime voice impressions

>>75825770
Yes

>>75825790
now were gonna need proof

I've never really been a fan of HSR/Genshin streams but I can enjoy Elira's streams of them, just a chill atmosphere.

Hey Enna, remember when you refused to call her senpai? Bet you wish you hadn't burned this bridge

>oleplay stream for over an hour
>can't even get to 300 viewers
aia....

So Vox is in Japan right now?

>>75825992
>That low for a collab with Ayamy
She fell off hard.

>>75825718
this image is too erotic please refrain from posting it

>>75826068
Luxiem is all in Japan recording their 3D debuts.

>>75826112
>23 minutes in
>has less subs than her
retard

>>75826224
You're ODing on cope.

>>75826161
How does her dress stick out so much? How does she do it?

>>75826224
>coping this hard
She'll be a 3view soon

>>75824624
he's stuck in a wheelchair anon that's insensitive....

https://twitter.com/hikaru_clipper/status/1790444466324578387
Sex noises.

>>75826161
I'm really happy Rosemi got to be in the AX concert. She isn't my oshi but after hearing Elira and others talking about how hard she worked on her dances and stuff for AR Live only for most of her work to end up cut from the show, she deserves it.

>>75826253
Fat ass

>tries to numberfag
>gets numberfagged
this is a new low for you fatty

>>75826379
I thought you were calling me ennaschizo for a second. Man this general has ruined a lot of things.

i love little boys and their soft thighs and cute knees ToT

>>75826354
Lewd

>>75825677
You're a smart one, Kindred, hehe. I split my run into two today, so I'm on my second so the wind and shade balances out the sun! Listening to notPomu's collab with Ayamy-Sensei since I don't watch gacha streams

>>75826381
Remember when Enna used to not be a worthless piece of shit? Me neither

>>75826443
Tell me more, and while you're at it could you tell me if you or anyone you know have been indicted for any federal crimes in the past ten years?

Did anyone notice that the anniversary site got updated?
https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/en_3rd_anniversary/
Originally it only had 4 squares now it has 5 squares filled out with another coming soon 6th square.There is still more anniversary announcements to come.

>>75826542
t.

A
OHAYOU GOZAIMAAASU

>>75826542
How come the anniversary itself was a waste? It was just Elira talking to whoever happened to be in discord. No fanfare, nothing.

>>75826486
that's more like it, you're better than the trash on the catalog. you don't need to stoop to their level, their (You)s are fleeting and insincere, and they don't ever post pictures of their feet. /nijien/ is warm and comfy.

>>75824825
he only posted his cosplay of petra

>>75826482
It's good to be smart these days when there's a lot of dumb people around. You'd think it's just people on the internet but unfortunately there's a lot of dumb people out there that don't read and have terrible comprehension skills in real life! Enjoy your run and your streams, bud!

>>75826117
That is my intention

>>75826575
That was Lazulight's anniversary celebration anon not NijiENs, They have never really done anything stream wise for the branch anniversary that I can remember.

>>75826572
go back to sleep fat ass pentomo

GM!!!
>>75826572
OHAYOUUU

>>75826572
Ohio bro

>>75826682
Why are you replying to a bot

>>75826682
LMAO you're forgetting the Virtual to Live cover that Pomu funded to celebrate the first anniversary?
That was totally obstructed by management who was funding and organizing Luxiem's "half anniversary" bullshit?

>>75826572
show us your ass pentomo we're trying to figure out which timeline we're in

>>75826542
I hope that next square is an east coast convention appearance. I'm tired of everything anime related treating the left side of America as the only place that exists.

>>75826572
*rapes you*

>>75826563
Your slowsemi was Rosemi's brain at the start of the stream yesterday and her getting flustered when Harada-san commented in chat was hilarious. Also Blindsemi

>>75826572
Hawaii Kawaii!

>>75826800
>Anonymous 40 seconds ago No.75826800Pentomo.jpg (639 KB, 1075x1518)File: Pentomo.jpg (639 KB, 1075x1518) google yandex iqdb wait>>75826572
>*rapes you*
NIJIEN FOR THIS FEEL

>>75826572
oh hi youuu

>>75826773
aussie pentomo has fat ass meanwhile cali pentomo has small ass

>>75826764
I'm not forgetting anything. Like I said they have never really done anything stream wise for the branch anniversary.

>>75826572
KISS PETRA HUG PETRA HOLDHANDS PETRA

>>75826899
How about the song that Pomu funded for the 2nd anniversary. That management fucked up and released at the wrong time, and delayed the MV for a month later?

Meanwhile this anniversary? Was just Elira talking to Uki about gay sex. Had nothing to do with Lazulight. Lowest effort stream possible

>>75826427
I was concerned about that too lol sorry