/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

No one likes male vtubers

>>75805745
I mean, groomed 2views do

This thread will be better

>>75805817
Rie isn't a 2view anymore

>>75805842
For a while it will be, untill the browns find it

>>75805490
Matthew 14:13-21

>>75805961
Been blessed with two breads! Its a miracle

>>75806070
The lord works is miraculous ways!

>>75805961
>>75806070
Now we need the fish

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Gumi-Snackers, prepare to UUUUUUUUU

>>75806170
We can get him to sell out Uruka again and get some bear meat

I love Shiina!

Phasers are the best livers.

>>75805745
But only autists create a cult centered them.

Pippa’s soda pot belly~

>>75806534
WHATS?

>>75806731

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

Hoochie mama I love Lumi!

>>75807297
Why does she have a michi eye?

>>75807079
>>75807297
Hood rats

>>75806578
Potbelly is one word, idiot.

>>75807531
Damn you’re like a Pankophile, but without the charm or humor.

>>75807297
>>69834770
>>69834467

>>75807339
Her eyes used to have sovl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBRRzQKk7R8

>>75807573
You know too much...

Why thread slow?

>>75808050
2 breads were baked at the same time

Hina Live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDA1EdSq37Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDA1EdSq37Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDA1EdSq37Q

>>75808110
rrat: The farmers have excess crops, therefore the bakers need to bake more bread. They collude with the jannies to make them not delete extra bread when it’s baked. This is all done for the sake of profit and population control to keep control of the Vtuber narrative.

>>75808517
jelly owes me a thigh job

>>75808838
the kiwi to laotion silk weaving forum to janitorial staff to top 1% capitalist pipeline is real

>>75808850
I made this post

I need Hime to cuck me again

>>75808781

[Hina News] Dizzy is not a snack, she is a full meal

>>75809231
dizzy FAT fat FAT
piggy porkero oink oink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJacqL6m2MY&t15m45s

Kino

>>75809604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJacqL6m2MY&t=15m45s

>>75809604
It was dumb and boring. Hina sucks.

>>75809698
Bit rude. At least she's not male collabing

>>75809779
Yet.

>>75809698

Yeah, me.

Pippa at a 3d concert sunday 5pm CST
Hexa too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IiLTJjzEm8

>>75809954
>4 views 3 minutes ago
oh hi

>>75810037
>4 views
all me

>>75809954
wtf she's already over 20k subs. She made it huh?

>>75810090
She just did like a month long sub a thon with a ton of collabs so I'm not too shocked. She might plateau for a while

Hina is live, yet the Phase site doesn't list her on their schedule

>>75810090
she is a real workhorse since her debut and she's been collabing and networking with a lot of up-and-comers like Para and koefficient

>>75809954
If it's anything like her Candy Cane version it's gonna be good

>>75810345
Does she have a known PL?

>>75810847
no she got her start in content creation from the second FLAVR stream with panko

I get all my news about Runie's streams from Infernal Saxon's twitter

Does anyone want to have a family with me

>>75811343
I want 2 kids

>>75809954
Oh shit, Asmongold's own chinchilla, kasii, is there too! (she has the same vtuber mama as Nyana)

I hope you will behave itt, /pcg/-kun(s)

>>75811495
Is her model like 1'6"???

>>75811534
Nigger

https://files.catbox.moe/h2r8mu.mp4
Reminder that Jesus Christ is PHASE ENEMY!!!!!!!

We need more Jelly x Lumi

>>75811858
1000000000000000/10
magnificent message

>>75811858

>>75811934
I know an artist with a lot of cute yuri art of them, but I'm gatekeeping

>>75811214
Sometimes he takes a minute to start his shit on stream and I get my hopes up that he won't be there, just disappointment every time...

>>75811495
kasii is so cute. i love her.

>>75806698
But only autists calling themselves unicorns create a cult centered around male vtubers

>>75811879
Is he, though?
https://youtu.be/g3YezjsCiLg?t=1079

>>75811993
Gatekeeping helps nothing.

Pippa is right, women should smoke
https://twitter.com/amumuixi/status/1789923216183492930

I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

>fishman recently followed kyoresu
Idol corps thinks we were seething over not getting a vtuber that was in a trans donation event and is covered pitch black in tattoos. While we will try to hire their over qualified fired talent kyoresu who speaks 4 languages fluently and has a growing youtube channel to benefit phase connect

Surely this thread will be better!

I love Shiina and Dizzy

O hate Lumi, but I watch her the most I think.

KEVIN DO SOMETHING
THEY'RE ALL LAUGHING AT US

>>75811343
we can try

>>75813086
2/10 bait

>>75813096
Why did you even say anything?

Does Ember sound weird today?

>>75813086
imagine a ky0/hime collab
total menhera singularity
like fuwamoco but with two ame-chans instead

>>75813086
>Ant

boobies pls

>>75813096
I read this as surely this bread will be buttered

>>75812874
This is actually so gross and disgusting. What the fuck is wrong with her eyes? What is wrong with YOUR eyes???

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpFf-faIQ7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUmOSvCzF20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmNJ4j4vf38

https://wheelofnames.com/bcv-dzf

>>75812874
would

>>75813266
Ember doesn't have her jacket on today

>>75813273
Don’t forget the fine phase ladies you’re making it for

>>75813228
sounds a little pregnant don't know for sure could just be the weight

>>75813273
yummy, but needs to be dipped in ranch

>>75810200
the donothon wasn't that important, since she was ill half the time. However, shilling herself on Filian, Pippa collab, playing the vtuber meta, shorts, have helped her more.

>>75813354
not big enough

>>75813310
Japan is also the country that gave us fangs as a sex simple, bro. Maybe sexy in anime, certainly not sexy in real life; and yet woman do it.

>>75813468
Snaggletooth is not "fang", nor did Japan make fangs popular, its been a popular thing for hundreds of years.

>>75813086
>he follows Ant
Faggot

Who does good ASMR in Phase?

>>75813468
>sex simple

>>75813468
>sex simple

>>75813617
Yuri

>>75813618
Simply sex

Why does Ember have a live english subtitles????????? I CANT TURN IT OFF AAAAAAAAAAA

>>75813639
BLUE IDOL PANKO????

>>75813617
Remilia Nephys, Shiina, Erina, Loki-sama, but they aren't doing it every week

>>75813463

>>75813639
Who the fuck is that?

>>75813617
Ember

>>75813639
Poko rape

>>75813310
The puffy eye make-up is good.

>>75813675

>>75812874
Hot, unfortunately.

>>75813449
of course I'll get the big gallon bucket of ranch

when you wipe your ass do you look at the TP to see what the damage is/to know when you’re clean or do you just go by feel?

>>75813737
No, its gross. Its literally one of the major pillars of the beauty industry to prevent and hide puffy eyes. You just have yellow fever. Also, down syndrome eyes. Ew.

>>75813248
>>75813615
we got frootfags here.

>>75813695
Imagine Ember taking off her "shirt" while she's on top of you and realizes there is nothing else covering up her supple breasts.

>>75813875
Who?

>>75813875
No I just don't like dramafags

Wemi is threatening more gorillas this week

how did he do it bros? where is my cute japanese gf?

>>75814011
>How did he do it
He got advice from /pcg/

>>75813919
>Takes off her shirt
>It turns out she was wearing those fake silicon titty suit things
>She has negative cups
What do you do?

>>75814011
just go to japan, be white, and speak japanese

>>75814074
buy her implants

>>75814074

>>75814011
She's busy with me.

>>75814074
Holy sex

>>75814124
based

>>75814011
>where is my cute japanese gf?
日本語が話しますか?

>>75814124
Ew

>>75814074
I mean that would be a lie but I'd still have Mount Vesuvius and Fuji sat on my chest so I'd go the fuck to town on tha gargantuan cake and feast for weeks

>>75814210
What can I say, I simply require my sexual partners to have large breasts.

>>75809954
Pippa is collabing with phase friend Hexa again? LETS GOOOOO

>>75814124
>ruin her

>>75813617
The purple one seems to do only that.

small breasts > large breasts

Did the slampig get a boobjob?

>>75814422
BASED BASED BASED

>>75814375
Hexa sexa.

small breasts with fat ass >>>>>>>> (one lightyear of length) >>>>>> small breasts with small ass = big breasts with small ass

I want a burger

The subtitles are for death people

>>75814581
Make sure to dip it in Wing Stop ranch.

>>75814619
Did Ember fucking really?

>>75814422
SO REAL

>>75814649
What do you think?

Nigger

Someone needs to generate an Ember eating a burger dripping with ranch, if you know I'm saying.

Ember gives handjobs for burgers

Nigger

>>75811858
>>75814734

Phase Invaders II
Wants:
Filian
MariMari_EN
Clio Aite

Getting:
Menace
Hexa
kyOresu
(Link for theme)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghB0CdBpOpQ

>>75814575
What about big breasts with big ass?

>>75814808
Kill yourself

>>75814783
I am slow... My nasaposts are being stolen...

>>75814905
Your predictions? Your preferences?
This doesn't have to be a meltdown moment. Just talking here.

>>75814772
ranch for lube

>>75814808
I think marimari underscore E N is pretty neat

>>75815008
Hot. She'd probably lick you clean after

>>75814836
On special occasions

>>75813975
My sleep, god...

Rrat shiina is cute

>>75814808
>>75815042
pippa HATES her underscore

>>75814959
Whoever uses the old nasa model with glasses sometimes is my favorite nasanigger poster

>>75814988
>posts bait
>OH VEY JUST ASKING QUESTIONS HERE

>>75815164
That's the kayfabe.

>>75815162
ogey

Koinuko said if you find her at offkai it's okay to approach her so I'm thinking of casting a BWC spell on her to make her give me nano's phone number
Is this a good idea?

Hmm I think I like Hexa

Fighting for my LIFE trying to resist pouring a drink before 5pm

>>75815234
yes

>>75815182
It's "bating" a discussion we like to have around here, and have had around here, as to who the new people will be. Why are you mad though?
What's the matter? Dog die?

>>75814422
go to bed jelly

>>75814808
chinkfish-san listen we need: filian or marimariunderscoreen or sayu or mint or sleepy
we DO NOT need: more tsunderia, lumi nepos like clio and miia or homos

>>75815288
You're already late to drinking all day; might as well start now

>>75813975
You'll have to go on without me. I'm not getting enough sleep as it is

>>75815288
it's 5pm somewhere, start pouring

>>75815288
>5PM
You're not a Slav. Just don't.

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 7

>>75815356
I'm telling Wemi

Anon’s oshi is retarded

So anyways how's your sex life?

Did he win or did he lose ?

>>75814808
I don’t know how many times I have to post this shit since you dumbfucks always get it wrong. The new invaders are
>Clio
>Nova
>Sayu

>>75815491
I’m fed up with this world

>>75815489
we prefer the term esl

>>75815497
No idea what you or the picture is talking about.

>>75814808
Please Fishman, make it happen.

I don’t get why people like alcohol. It’s a shit drug. Rather do meth.

[Ember News]
She just got smashed. 3 times

I really can't do more Eldenmeme. Any phase friends?

>>75815497
The femcel dating app was the one that always showed up as an ad here? What the heck?>>75815557

>>75815557
Nova + 2 = good.

whats the context of this image?

>>75815557
I hope nova model stays, it really fits her

>>75815557
That's a nice lineup. Hope you're right.
I hold out for additional members. He said three, but what if two more come aboard?

Please watch your likers, they just went rogue in catalog.

>>75815674
Japanese mental ward with cosplayers

>>75815657
We just managed to get rid of the mahjong tourists and you want yugioh tourists?

>>75815674
The original had cosplayers waiting in a Japanese psych ward.

>>75814808
>Getting:
>Menace
>Hexa
>kyOresu
Despite everything fishman is NOT suicidal

>>75815674
Some Lia tweet

How many of you are looking forward to Runie's combat adjudicator stream today?

>>75815732
>>75815744
>>75815784
thanks

>>75814808
It's going to be some 2views maybe 3 people here know about

>>75815557
>nova
>sayu
God i wish
Bonus points for sleepy

>>75815772
I do love that kyO bumper music. Poach that.

Nova should phase in

Pippa should watch this (and so should (You))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE_6O96wVmw

>>75815834
how can they be 2view if 3 people /here/ know about them?

Pippa's stinky winky feet

>>75815611
>is
are

>>75815911
Cause 2 views mean anything from 10 to 99 viewers?

>>75815634
Phase friend MataraKan
Phase friend Khubie
Phase friend bokathedragon
Phase friend Kirsche
Phase friend NANOBITES
Phase friend sheepy(in 30m)

>>75815674
https://twitter.com/real_hotaru/status/1785486867359518829

>>75815575
ESL is fine, but brain damage is more accurate.

>>75815875
I wanna phase into her if you catch my drift

>>75815875
Tits not big enough to be in Phase

>>75815266
you're not following the rules
https://youtu.be/fOaBABFPCqk?t=15295

>>75814808
>Wants:
>Filian
>MariMari_EN
>Clio Aite
I don't want none of those

>>75816030
What about Jerry?

>>75815288
if it's past noon youre good

>>75815575
Eeeeeewwwwww, a Smelly Latina

>ember talking about food again

>>75816157
Don’t say that. Someone will post big titty jerry

>>75815288
>t.

It's absolutely baffling what random, harmless images are banned from getting posted here.

>>75816237
Why is she on the west coast?

>>75816157
Pink jerry...

>>75816105
Okay. Who do you want?
(I really want Mint)

>>75816157
>>75816243

>>75816280
I don’t know. I just found this image somewhere and thought it was funny

>>75816309
AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE
JANNY DON'T LOOK

>>75816237
We've seen her hands and she's not fat at all.

>>75816280
Rolled over.

>>75816300
Grimmi or Coqui

>>75815834
I'm thinking 1 is going to be JP and he'll probably try to get Miori to join, it's probably going to be debuts at the end of the year anyway so everything will depend on what happens in the next few months, rratomancers were saying Nova and Rosemi since there's murmurs of both wanting to drop their collective corps together at some point

>>75816340
Does he know...

>>75816305
God I want big Jelly to sit on my face.

>>75816376
It'd be amusing if it's just Airi's KR nepos like Miori, Nova, and that other one

>>75815801
I don't know what adjudicators she has left so I don't know if any of them are kino like the last one she did. It might suck if they're just easy ones she's does in 1 try

>>75816305

>>75816415
I wish, man. Lets goo.

>>75816415
Liora is the third I think?

>>75816415
Nova is basically a shoe in if she leaves her corp, she has the quadrillion TCG sponsorships fish will want and she's friends with runie and Airi

>Megaton Musashi
I only know about this anime because holos had voicelines in the anime. It gets kind of weird though I'd betray humanity for the alien chick

I got an message from a dating app that they are trying out personalized matchmaking by a manager, but I haven't used the app in a while. Should I try it out?

>>75816376
Would rosemi really join phase? Theres no idol future here, just pure entertainment

wemi gorillas aren't real, they can't hurt me
wemi gorillas aren't real, they can't hurt me
wemi gorillas aren't real, they can't hurt me

>>75816376
Miori will never join a corpo that isn’t Hololive.
Now shut the fuck up with this poachbegging Invaders talk. It’s annoying as fuck.

>>75816673
no. next question?

>>75816682
>bro needs sleep
step UP

>>75816682
She'll know if you aren't there too..

>>75816696
Do you wipe front to back or the other way?

>>75816683
retard people are asking a question, sit your fat ass down, we're not poachbegging
fucking beaner

>>75816740
she will, she will, she will

>>75816666
pippa go eat some meat and wash some dishes

>>75816673
if pomu didn't manage to become an idol then rosemi would be retarded to think she'll ever become one as a vtuber,
what rosemi mostly wants is her tekken and less perms and drama to deal with, asside from that she's a simple wose

>>75816823
You don't want your daughter-wife to miss you right? You must stay awake for her

>>75816739
I was just trying to have a healthy sleep schedule and all I got was missing Wemi and Dizzy gorillas
I'm still fucking tired sleeping didn't even help

Invaders will be dokibird, sayu and kyOresu
ACCELERATE

>watching dinosaur documentary
>male dinosaur looks like female to sneak by the manly males to breed the female
>the manly male notices the intruder
>wants to bang the male dinosaur that looks like female
Damn, just like /pcg/

>>75816897
i'll never sleep again
jelly we have to cook, it's the only way

I watched that one girl last night that anon linked that was playing the knock off fruit game, damn she was qt
she should invade

>>75814074

>>75817023
who?

>>75816949
If it turns out fishfag took any of them over Lisa I will kick the shit out of him at offkai.

>>75816897
Coffee will help you stay awake. At $2.65 per cup for premium roasted coffee it's a steal compared to Starbucks buy the coffee

>>75817023
No one knows what you're talking about.

All this talk about invaders, has the Fish even hinted at new invaders?

>>75805961
This soundpost is so gross

>>75817023
you mean yuy?

>>75817223
Watch
https://youtu.be/yFG5AJ38p6U
streams

>>75817248
why

>>75817223
Not who but he said there were 3 soonish.

>>75817204

What kind of post is guaranteed replies to get fishman to come out of lurking?

>>75817204
>>75817111
yeah >>75817258

i thought people said that lisa HATES pippa

>>75816981
Thats the spirit

>>75817204
Nice guineabee picture

>>75817342
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1790255633696206863
forgot to link goober's link

>>75817204
damn the hotsauce merchant looks like THAT

>>75817284
He said by the end of the year which means you faggots are going to shit up every thread for the next six months circle jerking about whos and what-ifs.

>>75817315
Jigging
.t knower

I think Ember is great

>>75817419
this is fake news

>>75817342
Don't post this traitor

>>75817477
>he doesn't know
>>75817484
kys

>>75817443
If she's so great then why don't you marry her

>>75817443
Tummy kissuuuuuuu

>>75817443
to push down and mating press

I hate Bunny Garden.

jig???

>>75817508
jesus christ how horrifying

>>75817477
Go get whaled on in that P2W server, fish boy

>>75816949
>ticking time bomb menhera gets fired from a corp for going too far
>then joins another corp
Now that would be absolute comedy

>>75817342
>>75817392

>>75817540
Gay?

>>75817342
Did people not watch her idol debut? She literally has a pink rabbit in her room scene that she referenced with a pipi. Literally the only other vtuber reference in her room other than the obligatory genmates.

>>75817443
>Sex model
>Sex voice
>Sex personality

>>75817578
she has 2 chests you aislop guzzling retard

Ban over, I LOVE PICO

>>75817508
SHE GOT A KNIFE RUN

Jelly anon, I just took a quick peek at # but I couldn't figure something, why are saplings seething?

>>75817628
those are called BOOBS, you homo

I think michiru is pretty nice, and I bet gives really nice hugs and smells good (I will be getting one)

today we have pippa paw cam

I made it to 5pm lets goooo

>>75817443
She goes a bit too hard on the GFE crap but she's a solid talent. I wish she would sing more though.

>>75817700
Not if someone where to say, idk, push her over

>>75817700
Isn't she the most autistic jp member who only leaves the house in the middle of the night so there's as few people around as possible?

>>75817443
I want to feed her until her tummy hort

>>75817499
That's a good idea! I'll groom her

>>75817692
worthless sacs of fat

>>75817704
>Mfw she got so self conscious about people calling her hands weird she'll just put up pictures instead
inb4 she brings back the retarded mittens she used to use at the very start

>>75816981

>>75817770
>shes literally me

>>75817770
Lia did that

>>75817624
*pants grab*

>>75817754
Yes I will be doing that as well

>>75817896
bunnies dont have hands, they have paws.

>>75817700
Im happy she's got a new pc, Michiru gives me the vibe of that one classmate who is pretty but invisible at the same time.

>>75817700
For being an autistic loner type she's an incredibly sweet person. I hope she goes crazy when her new PC shows up

>>75817770
Honestly the prospect of being able to feed myself with proper food from vending machines in the middle of the night without being assaulted is one of the most attractive things about Japan to me.

>>75817867
How about these?

>>75817901

>>75818019
jesas

>Sudden Ember golsing posting out of nowhere

Is this a thread where we trust?

>>75817443
>Twintails
Fucking disgusting
>Twintails on a hag
ESPECIALLY disgusting

I know it’s about to end, but is getting the Muyu merch worth it?

rrat: Ember has a secret bbw toggle/model

>>75818095
It's probably just Dizzy again

>>75817204
>>75818019

My trailer trash sister wife

>>75818137
That would actually be really hilarious and based.

>>75818142
They should marry and adopt Muyu for real.

>>75817443
yeah a great whore

>>75817589
People in this thread don't watch stream, and the few people that did watch it pointed that out and then some other anon started saying it was Tomoya, but watching it, anyone with a brain could tell it's absolutely a Pippa reference.
https://youtu.be/qjFPOzjvRT8?t=2268

>>75818172 (me)
I made this post

Someone give me a game to play while watching eebr, I crave more dopamine

>>75818142
Honestly, Dizzy should sing again___________.

>>75818319
the pop up pirate game

>>75818123
Of course.

why is Ember not fighting Radahn? Why are there subtitles? WTF is going on?!

>>75818319
Kenshi or Mount and Blade Warband. If you're looking for something more mechanical then I suggest Nioh.

>>75817342
>>75817484
Lisa didn't betray Pippa. Pippa was the one who betrayed Lisa.

Pippa is graduating to pursue a boxing career
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1790488518877446409

Rate Ember's gaming skills

Should Clara have a skeleton toggle ?

>>75818498
Phase doesn't have room for 2 champs

Ember is cute. You are jelly

>>75818483
No, Lisa got the Hexa treatment after the sheep went into her schizo menhera arc

What do you think Lumi is doing right now?

>>75818756
(Me)

>>75812874
Pippa would huff car exhaust

>>75818768
>>75818798

>>75818483
You're baiting but anyways during her recent drinking stream when Pippa was making a list of who she would hire for Phase if she had the call Lisa was on it.

Oh man I am hyped for the unboxing vid later today, anyone else?

>>75818756
arthoe ember as an official outfit would absolutely end me

When is the Phase award show thing this year?

>>75818319
Omega Strikers or Library of Ruina.

>>75818319
Factorio, Risk of Rain 2, Synthetik

>>75818095
what's wrong with that

New thread.
>>75819170
>>75819170