/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Phasers set to cum

>>75805553
O

I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

DO WE NOT DESERVE FREEDOM FROM THIS MORTAL COIL OF A PRISON?

Too much bread

>>75805487
>>75805490

Nigger!

>>75805612
No.

>>75805644

>>75805644

>>75805644
10000000000000/10
Banger after banger post. He can't be stopped

>>75805644

>>75805573
Ember wasn't waiting for Dizzy to laugh, she was just busy drooling thinking about penis.
>"if she's my friend, she's a freak" t. Dizzy
>Ember is her best friend

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

consider

>>75805644
Dubnitudinally sound

>>75805644
Blessed post

>>75805832
Consider what?

Hey, what's going on in this thread?

>>75805832
3 day wafting

Phasers are the best livers.

This stream was 100% part of Lumi's tragic wife dream
She is sick, stuck in hospital, on her deathbed, (you)(me) are her husband, spending countless sleepless nights holding her hand while she sleeps, bringing her trinkets from the outside world to make the hospital room feel more like home, watching her be tha ray of sunshine she always was and dreadind that she can die any moment and it will break your heart

Goodnight /pcg/

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>75806049
nini anon

What are you watching

>>75806049
nini!

How long has it been since Pippa's changed or washed her sheets?

>>75806120
Ai slop

I go to take a shit at work and there's no one streaming? What the fuck Sakana

>>75806115
Clara vod

For 333k Pippa should do a stringkini reveal with Lumi

I hope you will behave itt, /pcg/-kun(s)

>>75806197
Don’t diss nini posts

>>75806049
nini hostage

I think we're gonna have a spring wedding
>>75806174

>>75806115
Egg vod

>wears dresses, goes to gym
>doesn't shower for days
Expert gumi opinions please

https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1790254343339565110
jelly is only <100 followers behind the fish

Why do you guys celebrate this?
>>75804912

>>75806120
>>75806133
>>75806328
Oyasumi

can i used canned diced tomato instead of fresh one
the beef stew recipe calls for 1 whole tomato diced but i don’t wanna bother with peeling it and dicing it..

>>75806011
And then this happens?

sup

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 7

>>75806495
Just get McDonald's instead.

>>75806495
Why not? Just use the rest soon or re-package it

>>75806498
IT'S ROMANTIC, WHY DON'T YOU GET IT!
Has anyone in PC streamed SH2?

>>75806541
Yes?

>>75806495
>peeling tomatos
I dont see why you can't use the canned version.

>>75806498
End your misery by putting her out of hers.

>>75806541

>>75806495
Of course you can

>>75806611
too fucking lazy, also i don’t trust with me a knife

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
KINO INCOMING
PICOxMICHIRUxIORI

Went looking through all the schedules I could find and found these. Lumi, Lia, Pippa, Ember, and Runie. Not sure if there's more.

>>75806495
Whenever the tomato gets cooked for a long time you can replace fresh with canned. It's one of the rare cases where the canned version of something tends to be superior to the fresh one because supermarket tomatoes are just that shit.

>>75806615
>Has anyone in PC streamed SH2?
No

>>75806444
Jelly overtook him during the karaoke.

PIPPA LOVE

>>75805573
>they see me pull down my pants

>>75806495
People peel tomatoes? Is that common? (I've never eaten one)

>>75806495
peeling i can understand, but dicing tomatoes is piss easy. you can also get canned whole or stewed if you want to dice it bigger. some people hate stewed tomatoes but i think they're great.

>>75807008
What?

>>75806773
This won't help you now, but in the future you can freeze cooked rice and reheat it in the microwave. I always make more rice than I plan on, portion it out, and freeze it so I don't have to cook rice every time

>>75806495
Yes, but you need to halve and rinse it. Canned tomatoes are immersed in the pulp of unripened tomatoes so you'll have to use only the flesh and bone of the juices. You can sweeten the juices by frying them in butter until darkened to the shade of tomato paste and adding them once done. This will eliminate waste and lead to a more rounded flavor profile. I like to deglaze that with some vegetable stock or boxed wine.

>>75807008
>(I've never eaten one)
At least make your bait believable

>>75806115
Michiru VOD.

>>75806847
>collab about eating
>Ember

>>75806115
Dizzy VOD

>>75807113
She's there for the beans

>>75806197
Most coomis are. If you find that to be an issue then you're viewing them wrong.

>>75807146
Should I order the beans?

>>75806891
nope

>>75806810
Thank God this is at a time I can watch live.

>>75807215
I never understood this meme

>>75807215
I meant to post this image with my deleted post

>>75807235
That's my GOAT

>>75806847
Good job piecing it together. I thought Runie would stream Bayonetta or release a cover but this works too. Looks like Pippa is hosting the collab

>>75806615
>>75806011
I hate that this sort of thing appeals to me and has since before I started watching her.
I'd be totally the guy to admonish our daughter to not add too much vinegar cause Mom doesn't like it that sour 6+ years after her passing.

>>75807202
Are there any recent ones that didn't get posted in /vtai/?

>>75807293
Big oof

>>75807052
I always just dumped the whole can in, will try this sometime

>>75807235
>700 people started following Sakana
Faggots, the lot of 'em

>>75807293
Would you also keep all her stuff and be annoyed at your daughter if she touches them?

>>75807008
tomatoes and bell peppers can liquefy after a while and leave their skin behind, its kinda bad. if you blanch tomatoes, the skin comes right off. with peppers you can just put them under the broiler skin side up, and when it burns you can peel the skin off.

>>75807270
Only at Grovers Mill

Surely this thread will be better!

can you starknights faggots stop talking about numbers? you're not beating the SEA allegation

"Phase Connect" this, "Phase Connect" that

why don't you Phase Connect yourself to some bitches, anon?

>>75806495
>diced
use tomato paste

>>75807399
nta but yes

>>75807394
Reminder Sakana is secret lard enjoyer of Phase connect. https://youtu.be/ZeIeb0poSko?si=42Evx_VGgjr6R4Y_

>go back to your room to find Pippa sprawled out like this
What do you do?

>>75807417
Shouldn't the seafags be asleep right now?

>>75807270
If I remember correctly, it's referring to UN soldiers/cannon fodder intervening in America during a civil war/balkanization and getting mocked by the locals for having to subsist on beans

>>75807270
It's a tweet that people thought was funny, that's it

>/pcg/ — Professional Chef General

>>75807429
>Real human interaction
I have specifically bought multiple firearms so that I may sit at the door and watch it, so that in the case someone tries to enter, I will mag dump. I will not be seen by another living person again

>>75807549

>>75807500
boop her nose

>>75807500
Yeet her out the window. It's the only way to be certain.

>>75807563
The girls don't know how to cook, so someone had to learn

Hmm

>>75807500

Hime has a job?
https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie/status/1790438228736242185

>>75807399
Of course. We're keeping it exactly how it was. You can clean around it and on it but it's taboo to put it away and if you take it you'll not be talked to for two days

>>75807590
Based airihead domer

>>75807628
I don't know who this is, but I will be using her full face to niggerpost whenever I find out

>>75807429
Rejections so far. They're never clear as to why. They all seemed okay.
Kinda had to give looking for too many long periods in order to make money for someone else's arbitrary reasons.

>>75807672
Sex work is work!

>>75807410
Miller's Grove?

>>75807405
That's interesting. Thanks, anon.
>>75807075
The amount of time I've discussed my diet and been accused of trolling is starting to concern me.

>>75807563
Psychotic Chicks General

>>75807725
It's your evil counterpart, "this thread is not better."

>>75807735
>Have friends that spout this constantly
>One day offer money for services to one of them
>>Wtf anon no that's creepy you're my friend
>Noticeable distance from them and others in the same circle now

>>75807831
Incredibly squeezable

>>75806287
Pippa wouldn't dress like that

Honestly, Lia, Rie, and Eimi should graduate and phase out.

>>75807792
"i've never eaten a tomato" is fucking grim dude, you deserve it

>>75807920
Honestly anon should graduate and phase out of /pcg/

>>75807672
yeah a blow and a handjob

>>75807869
And then everyone clapped.

>>75807725

>>75807725
Purple girl from Lumi's dead company.
Excuse for a lot of dirty rrats, now rebranding as incompetent servant/sex-slave catgirl.

Why don't you find honest work yelling your little word in public transit places. You'll reach more people.

>>75807920
What did Eimi do?

>>75807960
Why is she always melting?

>>75807831
I want to eat Eimi out while she draws.

>>75807974
She stole Pippa's thing (hating Capipis).

>>75807971
Are you saying some people naturally have impulse control problems?

>>75808025
This but only if she is unshaved

>>75807869
>cleaning clogged toilets is work
>I offered my friend to clean my toilet, he is basketball player btw
>he doesn't talk to me since then
>surprise pickachu face

>>75807974
Tumblr must be purged

Will (you) be watching phase friend Nene's new outfit reveal on the 19th?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7y9C594uf8

>>75807728
>Rejections so far. They're never clear as to why
Looks. It's always your looks.

>>75807974
He's just an anti. Who cares why?

>>75808000
Sweating from just having had sex.

https://twitter.com/TendiesB/status/1790174142789988557 Unexpected Panko.

>>75808084
phase enemy*

>>75808084
Depends on who's streaming at the time.

>>75807672
Yes, she's a vtuber

so since the Kirsche thead is dead and there are no streams, i propose to bring her back to her home /pcg/

>>75807960
Phase in babygirl

>>75808309
God dammit. Who let the /lard/ thread die?

>>75808309
I propose to fully maintain /lard/ as a long-term functioning general in /vt/

https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1790439935658586538

>>75808348
Seconded

>>75808091
Naw. Looks got me the date.
First impressions cult shot me down on most occasions. Not having enough money "established/direction" at the time was probably what shot me down with the ones that gave me a little more time.
Men reject women for looks more.

>>75808383

>>75808383
Wemi should put some clothes on

>>75808387
Thirded, someone go make it

>>75808383
Oh nice +wemi too then >>75806847

>>75808383

>>75808331
>Phase in
I wish it was Chloe. Of all the stinky chuubas, we get this one.

>>75807215
I'm going to do what a lot of vtubers do and just pretend I'm eating them.

>>75807869
Bitches will say trannies are beautiful but will get pissed if you mistake them for one

>>75808383
Oh cool, she's finally pushing for 50k.

>>75808383
You wouldn't a Wemicat would you?

>>75808383
PHASE FRIENDS REAL????

>>75808383
Wemi should go with less clothes more often.

>>75808383

>>75808309
/lard/ is the funniest thing to happen /here/ in recent memory so i hope it sticks around

>>75808540
>>75808415
The duality of man

Ngl kinda disappointed it isn't just lumi Pippa and Lia but kind of new that anyway

>>75808499
It's almost as if women are not of one mind.

>>75807672
She doesn't get a ton in supas so until those memberships start kicking in, yeah she'll still need a primary income.
>inb4

>>75808589
It's almost as people say shit that they don't believe because they want to virtue signal

>>75807735
>>75807869
I mean it is, but it's also a job most don't want to engage in.
Being a ditch digger is work too, most people will regardless never want to be a ditch digger.

>>75808383
>stripping in preparation

https://www.youtube.com/watch/DDA1EdSq37Q
Hina live

lumis leaving us again

>>75808723
Kill yourself

>>75808704
>>75808063
Stop being reasonable.

Can't tell if Hina isn't just a really good troll half the time ngl

>>75808619
Doesn't Hime live with her mom and brother? How high could her expenses be?

>>75808589
>he doesn't know about the hive mind

>>75808734

Hina is the egg femanon?!?!

>>75808734
Just look at her boobs and forget all your worries.

>>75808691
Some do. Some do not. Holy shit, take a lesson in or once.

>>75808797
Sex toys get expensive when you always have to have the newest one.

>>75808816
Nah

I wish Hina would stop doing silly gimmick streams

[Hina news] her chat is both her boyfriend and her sons

Hina News: she is into mother son incest

>>75808906
I enjoy them

>>75808906
These are great

>>75808906
What direction do you think her content can go in?

>>75809007
all in on coomer content

Cute dork.

>>75809007
She jumps back and forth between playing terrible games she doesn't like and doing meme streams
The meme streams were fun for a while but she's doing it too much and she has nothing else

>>75807563
Yes, /pcg/ is the best thread on /vt/. You can talk about you hobbies, such as cooking, paining minis and computers with some friendly banter.

huwooo

I want Hina to give birth to me

Dizzy... no...

>>75809061
this but unironically

>>75808923
Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a son for at least 18 years solely so he can go and ravage another woman. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy - singing him lul- labies, taking him to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet to grow up big and strong, educating him, playing with him, giving him loving hugs. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually be fucked in every hole by him.

Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random woman who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to ride his thick cock every night. She gets the benefits of his strong but sweet personality that came from the way you raised him.

As a woman who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for another woman to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuckquean Think about it logically.

>>75808906
Yeah she should just do react content

>>75808395
LMS is still LMS. If not for looks you would have never had the chance to reach the money stage.

>Hinamom feeding us a parasite
we're doomed to die

>>75808734
Good. No more dragging me back in again.

Is this phasefaggot everywhere?

>>75808832
You should try having a conversation without being disingenuous or maybe you just are that retarded

>>75809235
Which phaser is this

>>75809235
>>75809264
Arrow for reference

>>75809235
Literally who

>>75809290
Literally who?

>>75809235
Mexicans look like that?!

>>75809020
You'll have to wait for purple girl I guess. Hina is happy to be queen of tease (Meana included)

>>75809054
Well, what do you have? Games/karaoke/skits. What else is there?

>>75809116
Why does that dizzy looks both hot and total fitting?

Hina is literally sitting on me with her fat ass, later virgins

>>75809290
>>75809235
>hopers

>>75809290
>paying attention to bvtm tier dramafag

>>75809389
>looks

https://twitter.com/forstfall5/status/1790191604420186504

>>75809417
someone post the phases of the moon

[Hina news] she's not menheara

>>75809201
Excuse me?

Where’s my baby boird sisterwife

Hina would be a good mother

what's the banana cat doing now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IiLTJjzEm8

>>75809553
She's married to me

>>75809253
>>75808589
>It's almost as if women are not of one mind.
This isn't disingenuous. This is a life lesson you should see the truth in.

>>75809595
joining idol

>>75809169
Yes, so I can pretend to have a friend.

>>75809417
>fat ass

Is she going to make it ?

Hina should ______________

>>75809705
Again?

>>75809615
I’m about to go Cain on your Abel ass

>>75809595
More concerts. I think Pippa's going to be in this too.

Should Phase in

>>75809759
Gonna marry your sister???

>>75809718
...do JOI

>>75809718
Rape me

>>75809754
It's about this.

Pippa 3d concert at sundat 5pm cst
Hexa too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IiLTJjzEm8

>>75809718
throw up in my mouth to feed me

>>75810010
Hexas got a really nice voice so she can be in it

>Hina will marry her child

>Hina wants men in their 30s
Ojisans status?

>>75810057
kek

>>75810100
yeah, me

>>75810011
wemi is wetarded and needs a wangler
will u wangle wemi?

old capipi got a mem gift in Hina's chat.

Why is Hina doing single mother roleplay?

Thought on Limemalicious's mama, Yenkos. Any chance for a V-artist invader?

>Hina was pumped and dumped with 3 children

Hina is a single mother

>rave girl looking to settle down now she's a single mother of three

That missing father? Me

>>75810132
She unironically does, in fact she should offer to be Pippa's vocal coach to get closer to her.

>got knocked up at the bird rave

>>75810144
Once me and Lumi are settled in, she can join us. We'll make her eat right.

>>75810278
many such cases

Hina needs to have sex, she's almost as bad as Lia

>>75810144
I'll force feed her veggies

>All three kids are 'different' to each other

>>75810011
>made fresh nuggies out of fresh chicken thighs yesterday
>reheat gently at 350 for like 10 minutes on the air fryer setting of my foodie oven GPT told me to...
>they have a weird taste and are rubbery and gross and soggy
>eat them anyway like a fat ass because it's food and all I have is yogurt

>Dizzy is dry aged meat

>>75810406
You always need to cook freezer food a decent bit longer than the box says

>>75810164
>Pretending to be full of hags, this hard.
When do you think the content might get more mature?

[Dizzy News] She's dried up and past her expiration date

>>75810396

>>75809595
What did she mean by this?

>>75810475
replace the igniter in your oven

>>75810211
Natural extension of being the focus of a cultish fandom.

>>75809718
Invite Uruka over and do a #Pingtok Collab.

>>75810406
>GPT told me to...
You fucking retard.

>>75810236
Hmm? An artist becoming an Invader?

>>75810396
Would you peel her grapes too?

>>75810252
Yeah by me

>>75810278
I can save her

I warned you not to let her start playing XIV

>>75810600

>>75810396
Are you trying to kill her

>>75809595
Nyana is a BRAT that needs to be PUNISHED by Pippa.

>>75810521
It's less than a year old. I just find if you don't broil the food for a bit it's soggy and gross

>>75810518
just reach in the bucket anon, the good popcorn is at the bottom

>>75810600

>>75810521
just a little lower angle I can almost see it...

>>75810471
She's Canadian bacon. A sweet ham.

>>75810600
Ban this man

>>75810667
Could be a climate issue maybe

>>75810599
she just won't get any grapes but I will cut her steak

>>75810642
How come everything Lia says makes her sound like a massive sub?

>>75810770

>>75808813

I love how much Hina seems to follow the other girls.

>>75810642
I will correct this brat

>>75810699
And sizzlin' hot

>>75810770
Because she knows playing XIV with her friends makes her leave the preparation for her stream for later

>75808431
>>75810739

Kissing the ham

>Ending stream to go find your father
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bea will be in the next invaders gen. If you don't believe me just ask her yourself.

>>75806810
And another one the next day. Double Michi collab. We're gonna be eating good.

>>75810642
sorry my erp was too much for her last night

>>75811015
Lia is a good girl who does not erp

>>75811052

>>75811052
lol
lmao
rofl
roflmao

>>75810600
These guys and the ones who take their favorite char/"husbando" and constantly ship them are the most annoying faggots.

>>75810597
You can call her vtuber too

>>75810642
Rrats?

>>75810950
She's never coming back anon.

>>75811228
She was up all night having sex in her ass

>>75810600
These are the types of fags who suck Sakanas cock here and ship him and Dizzy so aggressively

>>75811215
Okay(?)

>>75810599
This triggers anger in me instead of whatever the goal was. I want to slap her across the face and tell her to stop acting like a useless child.

>>75811309
Uruka looks like that?!??!?!

>>75811228
She did crack with Nanobites

>>75811359
I think that's halfway there.
Except you're normal and don't like this feeling.

>>75810600
Completely unprompted, by the way
cuckcord brainrot goes deep

>>75811391
That's a mouse

>>75811228
She got railed by Haurchefant all night

>>75811485
>cuckcord
You are the cuck for dwelling on this, labeling everything, this way.

>>75811394
He asked for rrats anon, not stuff we already know.

I want to put Lia in a dog kennel

>>75811514
I think it's the reverse

>>75809117
Squeaking out the win at the Special Olympics

Honestly
Rinmama should just sub in for Lia when she cancels

Don't click

Honestly
Rinmama should just replace Lia

Honestly
Lia

Lia?
Honestly...

>>75811738
Wemi said she will request re-release on with upcoming birthday merch

>>75811738
Wemi is a male vtuber cocksleeve now.
She chose male vtubers and some quick exposure over her loyal fans.

Honestly?
Ember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXY5ShUdUMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXY5ShUdUMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXY5ShUdUMI

Truthfully, Lumi.

>>75811922

>>75811874
Did she say it again? Fishman seems pretty insistent on restricting it to his dumb gacha

https://youtu.be/ZhANjMNA4mI
It's always a bit of a shock whenever something reminds me that Iori exists.

>>75811738
I am suddenly erect

>>75812098
It's because he's a greedy cunt who wants to nickle and dime people on gacha with his existing stock rather than pay for a rerun

>Pippa retweeted this
https://twitter.com/_x_takes_/status/1790097273403097471

I genuinely never thought I’d see the day where Wemi does a real male collab. I thought she was the only girl in Phase that I could trust completely.

>>75811985
she just like me fr.

>>75812328
KEK

>>75811922
Why does she have TTS up?

>>75811922
Nice

>>75812328
That reminds me of when she was laughing about the hypothetical IQ stuff on stream.

>Pippa liked this
grim....
https://twitter.com/LookAtMyMeat1/status/1790132638239305964

>>75811922
Dunno why but I really feel at ease when Ember is streaming Elden Ring.

i love pippa

>>75812680
Why must you hurt me like this?

>>75812552
That burger does not look like it's been dipped in ranch.

>>75812680
Pippa should be liking tweets like this instead.
https://twitter.com/amumuixi/status/1789923216183492930

RECYCLE BREAD
It is still edible
>>75805490
>>75805490
>> 75805490

Is Lumi /here/?

I am sick and tired to see Ember as an /ag/ symbol.
She just said that she sits with her feet griping the edge of her chair. No fat people could ever sit like this. Stop perpetuating the "big girl" lie!! She is a slim sexy little girl.

>>75812801
wife

>>75812817

>>75812801
ewwww, ultra down syndrome eyes.

>>75812820
Are memes just a 4chan thing again? The normies all forgot about them?

>>75812680
Life like AI companions soon...

I love Lumi!
I love Miia!

RAPE

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