/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>75765885
I never once said the word "ghosting". You did.
All I was talking about was her streaming output and not caring. You're the one autistically assigning additional meaning to what I said and then getting mad when I "move the goalposts" i.e. continue to say what I have from the start and not the words you disingenuously put in my mouth.
Faggot.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>search through the catalog for the new thread
>see 3 anti threads with the blue gremlin
The hell is going on.

Gabby cute Gabby cute!

Love me shork, shrimple as.

Gawr Gibson my beloved

>>75766468
Gabby is Gura lovebud

>>75766500
Retard

Gurass

>>75766417
Someone posted this yesterday I think. Bookmark it and you won’t have to search the catalogue ever again.
>>>/vt/ggg

>>75765717
>Reread
Take your own advice. I read and comprehended everything perfectly, because I speak English as my first language unlike you.
And I don't give a shit what your umbrage was, because the fact of the matter is that I am NOT from another fanbase and I am NOT simping for Cover because I don't fucking care whether she makes them money or not. This fact makes your stupid little rrat about me fall apart, which means that, yes, (You) were the one who brought up off-topic shit when it wasn't relevant, let alone "the crux of the argument" .
Kindly suck-start a shotgun - assuming the slave caste is even allowed to own weapons in whatever fucking shithole you slithered out from.

>>75766552
SNIFFFFF

Gura is a crazy bitch

>>75766566
danke bud

>>75766417
With the containment site down, schizos have no where else to post their retarded bait.

>>75766417
Sounds like typical shitposting to me. Who cares, let people be upset or whatever this is all about.

>>75766417
I fucking told you.
They're having their little war and neither side gives a shit about us or Gura. They only want to use her as a pawn in their fight against nijisisters by calling her a mascot while insisting chumbuds don't care about her effectively abandoning us.
Look at those threads and see who's defending her and what they're saying. They're the same falseflagging faggots that come here and say real fans don't want her to stream more and you should be completely content with how things are. They are liars and are willing to casigate her real fans in order to make it appear that nothing is wrong in order to bolster their argument against nijisisters, which is the only thing they care about.
All of them on either side should fucking die.

>>75766353
>I never once said the word "ghosting" . You did.
Thank you for admitting that you were derailing the conversation that was always SPECIFICALLY about ghosting - as indicated by me constantly using the word "ghosting", as you ALSO admit - and shifting the goalposts, in your own words, "from the start" , you pea-brained mutt.
You can stop lying about how pointing any of this out is "putting words in your mouth" or being "disingenuous" now.
Faggot.

I'm glad Gura's tummy is loud enough to drown out all these shitty posts and that Gura has gotten strong enough to beat brain damage into me so I forget the ones I've actually read.

>>75767025
You sound like a falseflagging faggot yourself ngl and i do too

My chameleon had a very active day today.

>>75767093
I was tempted to reply. But I abstained. I'm proud of myself.

>Hints of shark activity
>Thread devolves into cancer for days on end
Three things in life are certain:
Death, taxes, and SEAmonkeys being rabid, insufferable subhumans

>>75767427

I'm mighty hungry chumbies. Time for some dinner

>>75767407
Why? Did you take him for a walk?

>>75767025
neither do you
>>75765507

Hit em with the jazz hands

Day 20! Give it up for day 20!

>>75767616
What are you gonna eat? I ate Panda Express

>>75767407
Chameleonbud CUTE
t. nightshiftbud, and may I just say you are a gem in a sea of turbochlamydia
How is his eye btw, all better?

>>75766573
You ARE from another fanbase and you ARE simping for cover. You have never given a shit about Gura beyond entertainment. She could fuck a man on stream and you'd smile and clap your feet like a downy retard and then come back here and instigate fights with anyone upset by it.
And it's all extremely predictable of you. Every time you get blown the fuck out you sheepishly declare that you never cared about whatever it is that the other person was saying or what their point was anyway. Instead, you invent a point for your opponent and then declare yourself the winner in order to not lose face. It's pathetic and transparent. You argue like a chink.

>>75767407
very nice, we should all strive to be more like this lizard

>>75767655
I took outside for some sun time. He seemed very active today

>>75767407
Nice.

>>75767780
Tonight is going to be a sauce and nuggies night I think

>>75766500
Tail?

>>75767853
His eye is getting better slowly thankfully. His summer colors are also coming in too. The reds and yellows are starting to come through

>>75768171
>*Le touché*

>>75768081
That sounds really good. Now I’m hungey again

>>75767123
You say that your first language is English, but that clearly isn't the case. You don't even know or understand what any of the words you're using mean.
No, retard. You don't get to unilaterally change the topic of discussion without the other side agreeing to it, faggot. I said she doesn't care anymore and that she stopped streaming. You autisticly pushed new meaning onto my words by saying "ghosting", a word I never used. Everyone can go back through this chain and see that you were the only one using that word. And you don't get to go back after the fact and try to reframe the conversation into something it wasn't like a sneaky motherfucker. I simply won't let you.
Because at the end of the day, you're either a disingenuous twat or you don't understand English. Gura can stop streaming or caring about her fans without ghosting us. In fact, if all she cared about was money, then she'd try and increase engagement through other avenues while simultaneously decreasing streams or anything that would require her to spend time with us. In other words, exactly what she's doing now which you've foolishly labeled as "improvement", but that's a completely separate topic, albeit one with which you're just as wrong.
Fuck, you are stupid.

I think Gura's Radwimps Suzume performance just secured her spot as the best EN singer and the better singer between her and Kobo

Sex with a fembud.

>>75767858
>You ARE from another fanbase and you ARE simping for cover.
Wrong and wrong.
AGAIN.
Stop clinging to this stupid cope narrative in some childish bid to save face. You will NEVER manage to save face, because you've been irrevocably exposed as the complete fucking retard you are.
And of course, what else do we see?
>Sinking into his personal fanfiction pocket dimension again
>After losing yet another argument
>Pathetically insisting the other side to have been "blown the fuck out"
>Refusing to elaborate, because he knows he's talking out of his ass
>Once again, failing to learn his lesson
Like. Fucking. CLOCKWORK.
You really are just a one-trick pony, aren't you? Don't you ever get sick of repeating this disgusting, masochistic humiliation ritual? Because it got boring a long, loooong time ago.

>>75767443
>Hints of shark activity
I wouldn't really call her participating in a giant concert a "hint" of activity. It's just activity (that most of us didn't get to see). And the likes were precipitated by the concert, so I'm not really sure why you think they're an indication of anything supplemental. If she liked things today or tomorrow, now that everything is done, then I'd probably agree with you.

I'm still hungry after those nuggies but I need to stop myself from eating more.

>>75769328
Her latest likes are from the day after the concert and not related to it in any way.

How would you define the Gura eras so far?
The Golden Era: 2020 - 2022
The Draught Era: 2022 - Present
Would you guys add more eras? I feel like the Golden Era is an ok name but the Draught Era could be better

Gura doesn't give a fuck about you

>>75769504
But why tho

>>75769480
The Daughterwife(Mine) era
2020-Present

>>75769412
fuck u now i am hungry

>>75769480
The no Gura Era: -∞ - 2020
The Gura Era: 2020 - Present

>>75769480
There are only two epochs: Pre-Rust and Post-Rust. The split is epitomized in the phrase "fucking bitch", after which began the general decline of BigFish sightings

>>75769571
is gura mario and yoshi's lovechild

>>75769480
The Dinogura Era: 250 Million BC-Present

>>75769640
I'm with this chumbie

Ogey but Gura loves me tho.

>>75769711
Oh wow, is this actually legit? I’ll dig through the vods now. I always pointed to the house hunting arc as the first decline.

God I love my weird little autistic wife.

>>75769986
This karaoke has more soul than what most western chuubas can muster, this other one is great too. Lots of chumbies died that day.

>>75765520
>and /ggg/ is a bizarre mix of comfy, unhinged, wholesome, schizophrenic, inspirational and tragic
This was a really beautiful post, chumbie.

>>75769164
>Wrong and wrong.
Prove it, faggot. When have you ever even missed her? You haven't. You enjoy the idea of Gura, but her being gone has never once bothered you because she's not your oshi. You "care" about her insofar as your ability to exploit her in whatever imaginary war you're fighting at the time.
And now you're SEETHING after getting caught and repeating a bunch of phrases I used against you like "saving face" because English isn't even your first language and you just learned a new word.
>Pathetically insisting the other side to have been "blown the fuck out"
You were blown the fuck out. I proved my point by linking to the very people I was exposing through those cross-posts that you attempted to downplay, the reason for which must be because one of them was either you or one of your comrades.
But what have you shown other than a complete disregard for the feelings of those that actually care about her? Even if those posts from the other threads aren't you, you're one and the same. You only care about how much money she's making for Cover, her fans be damned.

You use Gura like a chess piece to buttress your own agenda and have never once cared about her, her channel, her content, her fans, or how things really are. You invent retarded new cope like "she's improving" as her average hours streamed per month continue to plummet. It's transparently disingenuous and no one actually believes that.
I refuse to entertain the notion that even YOU are stupid enough to believe that things are getting better.
Your true motive must be to raise moral and crush any descent among her fans in order to maintain the symbol you use in your retarded wars in other threads.
Kill yourself, you third-world zealot chimp.

Were there any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

>>75769899
House hunting raised brows but it did not in anyway indicate a decline. She had taken breaks before, especially over the summer. Conveniently, after Rust there were a lot of incidents that altogether added up to a marked decrease in shark sightings: take the Braingames arc that failed the first time, the computer problems that overshadowed the Sonic and Callisto Protocol stream, and what I call the Cold Chumbud Winter of '22, where we were no longer blessed with sameatloaf. Whatever a bud's opinion of this period, it cannot be denied that it happened after the end of Rust.
We can only speculate what did happen behind the scenes. It should be noted that the homos were very likely being introduced at this time, with all the baggage that implies. And good riddance to filth

Cute totally real ongoing argument they have going on there.

>>75769480
The Draught Era is from November 2022 with the break she took after the sonic stream and continued until August 17, 2023, after which we entered the Abandonment Era, which is still currently ongoing.

Gurame is still going strong

>>75770723
I should clarify, the summer of '21, which I distinctly remember because at the time Gura had a karaoke going which involved some Christmas songs and I was in Vegas for a meeting, and there was this woman yakking in my face about some shit I didnt care about, when all I wanted was to focus on shark singing in my one earbud and praying for someone to trip the fire alarm so I could actually watch Gura
I was really jealous of /ggg/ at that time, who could actually see gura on the screen

MY wife

>>75770288
I'm glad you agree bud :)
>>75770669
It is extremely surreal to me that this is the SECOND picrel of yours that I personally made, several months ago, as you accuse me of being the outsider and not a real chumbud
Like, I didn't even bother reading the post once I saw the filename because the irony is just too much for my poor heart to bear holy fuck lmfao what am I supposed to say to that

>>75771332
Would

>>75769711
>>75770723
I miss Rust, man. That really was the end of a different era. Even though there were gaps between streams and it was sometimes frustrating having to hunt for bigfish sightings, it was fun. I think that might have been the last time I really had fun with hololive as a whole, too, after that I've only been tuning in when she comes back, or only keeping an ear open in case there's news about her from someone else.

>>75770723
Her stream time had long since deminished even before Rust 2022. Don't forget how often she played off-stream and how people were upset she would just show up in the background of other people's streams while pretending we didn't exist. It was really unempathetic of her in a way she hadn't been before.
We even came up with a meme inspired from her steam name BigFish and her increasingly aloof and secretive behavior by comparing her to Bigfoot and replacing famous alleged photos of the cryptid with her instead.

I think I'll have a couple of beers and read isekai manga for the night.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Baguraette honhonhon

>>75771328
>It is extremely surreal to me that this is the SECOND picrel of yours that I personally made, several months ago, as you accuse me of being the outsider and not a real chumbud
Wow. It's almost as if I can tell it's you and am using your own images against you, huh? But that's absurd, right? There's no way one would be able to tell it's you so often ...right?

Buds, we’re just like Guts when he was on that long boat ride.
One day, we will finally make it to the Renaissance Era - an era that outshines all other eras. An era full of streams and lovey dovey dinos to enjoy them. An era where Gura catches up on all her superchats. An era where we’ll truly feel her warmth and kindness with no end in sight.
I promise you, chumbies: on that day, we will be home.

>>75770723
December 2022 break was due to her having to travel to Japan for the first time, she couldn't handle the stress
the same goes for what she has been doing right now
>manager (smart & evil) kept the abrupt JP trip secret, otherwise we wouldn't even get that one members stream
>Gura learnt about it during one of the "important Discord meetings" and freaked out
>antis never mentioned Cover because they're also a png simp
it's all so tiresome

>>75771589
samen

>>75771995
>He knew he was lying the whole
>It's the muslimschizo YET AGAIN
>I am STILL occupying every corner of his brain, several weeks later
I hope you find meds strong enough to suppress your psychopathic tendencies soon, anon. Keep searching, I believe in you!

>>75771567
That sounds like a relaxing night, chumbie

>>75771567
Already doing that, myself.

My Gurandma.

>>75771328
>I'm glad you agree bud :)
So you're saying that >>75765520 and by extension, >>75764058, is you? The one who didn't know what "the cripple" was?
That explains so much. You're a newbud and have only been a "fan" of Gura less than a year. And yet you come here and tell the rest of us, many of whom have been here since the beginning how to feel about what is happening?
You insufferable goblin. You have never even experienced what Gura used to be like. You have no insight into who she is or how she's changed. I never want to hear any of your newfag bullshit ever again. Holy fuck.

I watched Gura's debut live. Not many shitposters here can say that

>>75772093
I don't know how to tell you this, dumbbud, but Miura is dead.
So by your analogy, if we ever make it off the boat, it'll be with someone else, not her.

>>75770288
Well it does make sense. This general sees a lot of traffic from a lot of different types of people.
It can be annoying, but I'm used to it enough. I just don't get involved in the long weird reply chains and their "arguments".

>>75772577
He said he agreed with me, not you, stinky

So was it just a coincidence that her aunt was interviewed after this Matterson guy was arrested?

>>75772253
>He knew he was lying the whole
Tell me one thing I lied about, newfag.
>muslim
I have no need to base my life around the fairytales of retarded sand peoples, be it yours or anyone else's.
Your deflection is palpable, you self-admitted professionally-diagnosed autistc chimp.

>>75772744
Same. I’m actually pretty good at naturally filtering the longer anti/arguments messages out!

>>75772734

>>75772734
I'm sure you would consider me a "shitposter", but I started watching hololive in January 2020 with the debut of 4th gen. Korone was my oshi back then.
So I was also there live for each of Myth's debuts, except I closed Ame's and watched the rest of it later because it was just too cringe, lol.

>>75772766
Please no.

>>75773201
I remember clenching my teeth really hard when I watched ame's debut. She must've been nervous.

The only notable thing I was ever apart of was participating in /b/‘s DDos LOIC raids in like 2009

>>75773282
I never thought it was as cringe as it was said to be. She just said wah over and over again, right?

>>75773268
I dont mean to offend, but I’m genuinely concerned for her well being. If she has nothing to do with it that would put my mind at ease, and if she does then I’d like to offer her my support

I don't want any of you to recognize my posting style.

>>75773796
Why? What are you hiding from me, anon-kun?

>>75773796
Are you the bud that always says
same desu

>>75773586
All I remember was clenching my teeth. I was still shaking from the adrenaline from gura's debut at that point.

>>75773965

nobody will know it's me :3

>>75774039
You sound like fatfuck. Is this fatfuck? I swear I’m 2 for 2 now.

>>75773926
I have my reasons.

>>75773941
No, but yes.

Stop that!

>>75774104
nooo, how did you know?

Stop with the cope. Gura said she would "see you in a few days" after her meetings. We now know she lied again. Instead, she performs for chinks.

Holy shit. Are you guys gas lighting me or am I fucking clairvoyant

I hope cover hires a fembud for gamers EN

Borgar

>>75773763
She lived 5 blocks from the street where the 14 year old victim was raped. He raped others, including a 16 year old girl whose family was away around that area when Gura was 16. They moved shortly after.

>>75772577
I thought you would start reading into that, being the schizo that you are
Glad to see it distracted you from being mindbroken over the original threadshitting topic to instead being mindbroken over the non-existent implications and connections you've drawn up in your own head.
Now please keep it that way, or better yet just stfu. I'd like to have a comfy thread tonight

>>75774307
Ok follow up. When people in here say they love the chumbies, and someone replies “even me?”, is that you too?

>>75774508
That must have been really scary for the Shark family. I hope it didnt cause her too much stress or contribute to her social anxiety

>>75774634
no that's a different bud most of the time

>>75774383
Not completely. I mean I do say "same desu". But my posting style is a bit not unique more retarded than anything else.

I was actually starting to think I was clairvoynat…

>>75774989
Sometimes I get weird deju vu too chumbie. I get you

>>75772954
>Tell me one thing
Just one? Well, me being part of a different fanbase or coming from another thread, for starters - the use of my very own picrels, and your acknowledgement that you KNEW they were originally mine as you used them, is proof enough of that
>He pivots from his previous violently psychotic, obsessive muslim caricature to LARPing as a Redditor atheist
Well, the mental illness part seems genuine at least, so I suppose I could believe it

>>75774989
there is more than one fatbud if it makes you feel better

>>75775162
The lore deepens!!

I may be autistic

>>75774989
The ways of a wizard is through hardship and determination. I couldn't make it due to being Gura's husband but I believe in you chumbie.

>>75775230
take one of those online tests. post results

>>75775356
I took one of those autistic tests and the results said that I was gay. I didn’t even know they could test for that

>>75774594
Hahahahaha riiight.
It honestly makes sense, because I was wondering why I didn't remember your shitty posting style from years ago.
And now you're trying to deny it and gaslight me? Pffft.
Look idiot.
>>75764058 asks about the cripple because he's a newfag.
>>75764183 and >>75764183 reply and explain who the cripple is
>>75765520 thanks them (but messed up the second quote) and says
>/ggg/ is a bizarre mix of comfy, unhinged, wholesome, schizophrenic, inspirational and tragic

Fast forward to this thread
>>75770288 says the above quote was beautiful
>>75771328 (You) say that you're glad he agrees

Therefore, you were happy he agreed with your quote and thus you are the person who thanked those people for explaining who the cripple was.
In other words, you're fucking busted, newfag.

>>75775295
You can't be her husband when she herself is on the path to becoming a powerful wizard.

>>75775464
*quick correction
The people that explained who the cripple was were >>75764183 and >>75764655. He accidentally left the last 5 off the second one and so thanked >>7576465 instead.

>>75775481
Huhaha.

>>75775481
That which she doesn't know won't hurt her.

>>75775689
Fug. meant to quote >>75775356

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>75775913
ye

>>75775464
>>75775622
That's quite the tangled web of implications you've spun there, anon
Have you ever considered that you're retarded and no one cares

>>75775913
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy's gone... why won't mommy come home? why...

>>75775689
nice you passed, good shit chumigo

Behave.

>>75775913
Oui oui monsieur

>>75775913
M-Mommy!? Where are you? Mommy!? Gura doko!? H-Help! I lost my mommy! uoooooooohhh!

>>75767025
Gura cute, simple as

>>75775972
There's nothing wrong with being a newbud.
However there is something wrong with being a newbud and telling people here they're wrong about things being different than they used to be when you're a newfaggot that wasn't even here for Gura's best times when she streamed multiple hundreds of hours per year.

https://youtu.be/iYWoTjaYt-s
You guys remember this shit?

>>75775972
Then maybe you'll understand with a little analogy, hm?
You're like a 9 year old kid telling an adult that the US has always been 45% white European, so why do the current demographics bother you?

>>75776337
now I really wanna watch dexter's lab with Gura

>>75776248
>>75776453
>He's now replying multiple times
Or maybe, just maybe, I am none of these three things and you're barking up the wrong tree, as schizos are prone to doing? Read this conversational thread back to yourself, and tell me with a straight face that if another anon's posts you were readong, you wouldn't tell them one or both of a) tl;dr, or b) they sounded obsessed and unmedicated and to seek help immediately

>>75776337
For some reason this episode has always stuck with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdJC-3ejmSE

>>75775913
Yes I am and I MISS MY MOMMY!!!!!

>>75776823
I remember that one too! It’s definitely the cute voice that helps.
There’s this one that I can faintly remember. All I can remember about it, was that Dexter was in like a school building over night, and there was ketchup packets. That’s it, lol. I’m trying to see if I can find it now

>>75776823
I loved that episode. And watching it now it's fucking adorable.
>AND DEXTER SAID "..."

>>75776815
Ah yes, I too often tell others that I'm happy they agree when they quote someone else's post that *totally* isn't mine, letting them think the original author is me when it "wasn't".
Are you for real, dude?

Gura is Gawrdian of the West
Sasuga LotR-shark

I think Gura meant to say "see you in a couple months"

>>75767672
>>75772098
>manager (smart & evil) kept the abrupt JP trip secret, otherwise we wouldn't even get that one members stream
It's pretty obvious it was decided to be in 3D at the last minute, which is why they deleted the tweet that Gura retweeted that said it wasn't going to be 3D.
Even so, there isn't any reason she couldn't stream between then and now. And when considered with the rest of her absences over the past 9 months, she's made it extremely clear she just doesn't want to stream anymore and would prefer to rely on the passive income she makes from memberships as well as the large lump sums she makes from sponsorships. She has no interest spending time with us or even trying to convince us to stay because she knows no matter how many fans that love her leave, there will always be tens of thousands of surface fans that don't expect anything from her that will continue to buy her merch. That's why she dumped her English speaking fans for Taiwanese ones.

>>75778054
gura is kinda like that wacky uncle you only see on holidays

>>75778555
Um sir, this is a Burger King

uhh, can you like... shut up? huhuhuh

>>75778641
Yeah. I kind of wish she was more like an idol instead. Because she's the furthest from that she's ever been.

>>75778770
You should tell her that because she seems to think otherwise.

>>75776007
because the other girls dogpiled her for not agreeing to boystreams, probably because it prevented them from presenting it as a company rule that they interact with male streamers. the result of making every other NA holo individually responsible for their decision to stream with men is that my oshi doesn't stream much and seems nervous around her old friends. is this that hard to figure out?

hey what's the number one social control mechanism used within groups of women? surprise, it's group shunning.

>>75779095
goob morning

>>75779095
Oyasame

>>75779095
Rest in cunny

>>75779095
sleep tight buddy

It's too late for shitposting, come back again tomorrow. Chumbies will still be here don't worry.

>>75779095
sharkdreams

>>75778641
Question is will she molest me when we're alone?
TuT

>>75779436
sleep well chumbie

I have officially stripped gura of her title, she is no longer the same same desu, she is now to be referred to as my same same wife

>>75780422
Yeah nah, she's my same same wife.

>>75778820
Idols care about their fans.

>>75778996
Oh yeah, that's probably definitely it and not just schizo bullshit.
That's why for Advent, Cover hired 5 new members that they asked to collab with males.
It's been 10 months since Advent debuted and it seems those dastardly villains at Cover's plans came to fruition. Just look at all the Advent male collabs! Hololive EN must be really secretly pushing them!

>>75781184
Tell Gura that. She considers herself an idol.

>>75781461
So does Taylor Swift, I suppose.

>>75781451
Anon, you really need to learn not to reply to obvious shitposting. I know it's tempting, but just don't.

>>75781493
Bruh, you can talk shit about Taylor Swift all you want, but she worked way harder than any of the 'idols" in Hololive ever did.

>>75781629
'Kay. She's still a whore with a double digit body count.

>>75781738
Cool. Still more hardworking than anyone in Hololive, especially compared to someone like Gura who just coasts and is too lazy to stream a couple times a week.

Chumbies, I'm salty. I ordered Wendy's from uber eats and they got my order wrong, then they only half-refunded me
Then I tried calling my bank to dispute the transaction but their customer support center is closed because it was half past 2 in the morning, so now I need to remember to call them again when I'm off the clock
I was really craving that frosty to help get me through my shift, damn it. I guess I saved some money at least...
Maybe I shouldn't bother disputing and possibly causing problems with my only means of transportation, does anyone know if uber are hardasses about denying service if they don't get a payment they think you owe them?

Weren't you doing the Taylor Swift comparison just the other night? In fact all of the shitposting has been the exact same on repeat for days it seems like.
Pick a different style already.

>>75781629
>>75781844
What's your point, anon? That "hard work" is worth jack shit in and of itself and doesn't make anyone valuable and never did, especially women?

>>75781844
I won't argue that. But she's still a gross, blown-out whore.

>>75782073
>worth jack shit
She's an extremely popular singer who's beloved by millions. She's made it further than any of your "idols" ever did.

>>75781859
I'm sorry they denied you your emotional support frosty but that's not enough reason to go Karen on them

>>75781859
Sorry to hear that chumbie.
I almost never get delivery

>>75782155
And yet, she doesn't love her fans at all and has taken thousands of miles of dick from 11+ confirmed guys.
I'm sure there are many prostitutes and escorts beloved by thousands upon thousands of people too.

Ex-chumbud here. I've lost faith in Gura and you should too. Biboo is more fun, hardworking and streams a lot.

mine

11+ guys is a lot even for a holywood actress. Swift is just a really gross feminist that treats the men she's in relationships with like replaceable objects and throws them away when she's bored. She's a shit human being and comparing her to Gura is insilting.

Falsefagger here. I am trying to start a lame ass fanbase war and you should join too. ummmmmm Bibbo good Gura bad!

>>75782283
>more fun
Not even close.
>hardworking
Yeah.
>streams a lot.
Sure.

>>75782283
Fuck off maggot and crawl back to wherever you came from. I'd rather see people argue over stupid shit like Taylor Swift than a single post from you people.

>>75781859
poor chumbie

It's really super pathetic that Bae's good enough to play through Sekiro on stream and yet Gura was too chickenshit to be seen dying over and over.
Bae used to be one of the worst at video games in the entire EN branch.

>>75782237
God you are so retarded

>>75782532
I don't care about Fromsoft games. You Fromsoft drones are just as insufferable as DMC fags.

>>75782154
>Emotional support frosty
Okay that made me laugh, thanks for that, I feel much better now
And yeah you're right, I'll just suck it up. Not really a huge deal anyway
>>75782211
I'll live, but thank you for the condolences chumbie

Are we being raided by tourists?

>>75782590
Are you a woman, lol? The only people that get this defensive over Swift are fags and women, lmao.
She's a double digit bodycount whore and that makes her a gross slut. Get the fuck over it, bitch.

>>75782590
Sorry, in my drunken stupor I can't read what I was responding too.

>>75782593
Shove it up your ass.
Gura said she enjoyed Sekiro and that's literally all that matters.

>>75782659
9>>75782693

So what triggered the sisters into trying holo vs holo this time? Did a niji fuck up again or was it something else?

>>75782698
She talked about enjoying multiple games yet I don't see you constantly bringing them up.

>>75782772
This is the first time I've personally ever said anything about Sekiro and the only reason I did is because Bae is currently playing it right now.

>>75782155
>Your idols
>Your
Wow, you didn't even TRY to keep the mask from slipping, did you even bother putting it on properly?
I really couldn't give less of a shit how "far" she's made it. Money and personal success don't make women valuable, those are what make MEN valuable. And unlike you, I'm not interested in finding a husband.
So yes, even now, Gura is STILL more of an idol than Swift ever was or ever will be

>>75782772
Also, I did complain about her playing all of MonHun off stream. And Outlast. And Dave the Diver. And Deep Rock Galactic. And Baulder's Gate 3. And pretty much everything she mentions playing off-stream stream because she never fucking streams and plays all these games without us instead.

>>75782946
Personally I'd rather watch something fun and kino.

>>75783026
They're all fun with Gura...

>>75782827
Yeah, you're just doing the usual Fromsoft drone routine about how playing Fromsoft games makes you such a "gamer" and shit talk people who didn't get into them. That being Gura in this case.

My bed is feeling comfier than usual. I think I'm gonna have a good sleep for once.

>>75782946
She played games off stream even when she streamed. Playing games off stream isn't the problem it's whatever is causing her not to stream.

>>75783109
You're right, buddy. All those women that play that Kim Kardashian game on their phone are just as much legitimate gamers as us. I'm sorry for being so misogynistic.

>>75783026
I would love to see her do a blind watchalong of Arby n the Chief
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDcrWVDWffM
This series is peak nostalgic mid-2000s internet kino. Shame she'd never be allowed because... it's from the mid-2000s internet

>>75783178
sleep well gamer

>>75783277
Nice strawman. Just stop being an insufferable faggot because someone doesn't like your favorite action game.

>>75783277
They're as much gamers as (You) are a chumbud

>>75783178
sharkdreams

>>75783277
>Kim Kardashian game players
thank you, its nice to finally get the recognition we deserve.

>>75783285
Modern gayfuckstupid, wew lad.

>>75783391
But Gura DOES like it. So your entire point is bullshit.
I've never played it by the way. So I'm not even sure why you're calling me a fromsoft drone. The only one I've ever played was Demons' Souls on PS3. Are you just upset because you're an ADHD-addled baby bitch and someone made fun of you for being so shit at them or something?

Personally I like play Black Desert Online for several hours every day, I don't remember the last time I played a different game.

If loving Gura is a sin then I'm a heathen.

There is nothing wrong with loving Gura. Just remember that she is my wife specifically.

>>75781859
Those worthless druggie uber eats delivery peasants get the order wrong constantly. I always thought to myself that nobles abusing commoners in anime was such bizarre behavior, but I can see it being somewhat realistic because in real life commoners genuinely are pathetic and frustrating to deal with.

>>75783546
Imagine Gura hearing this line and desperately stifling a laugh to avoid upsetting Cover and/or the current year Twitterati
But yeah this series is magical, I put it on sometimes when I need cheering up

>>75783548
I do enjoy them, just find the fans of them annoying at times.
>But Gura does like it
If she liked it so much then she wouldn't have dropped it.

Isn't it kind of pathetic that all you can do is imagine your interactions with Gura? You never get to do any of these things you wish you could with her. You never even get to see her play the games you wish she would. All you can do is dream because she won't ever care enough about her fans to do anything with you.
Movie May and Mario Movie any day now, btw.

>>75783929
This is a pointless fucking post because this is every vtuber ever.

>>75783732
In fairness, the druggie underclass of today is almost certainly much dumber than they were at most points in human history, for various reasons. Most of those reasons, ironically, are the fault of the elites and control freak managierialist Karens who bred them being completely braindead in their own particular way
But yeah, some people might think it sounds horrible but I'd be lying if I said I don't at least understand the sentiment sometimes

>>75783697
This but mine.

sleep well chumbies

>>75784024
sharkdreams

>>75783929
Almost as pathetic as the threadshitting catalogmonkeys who are apparently even MORE unloved, to the point that they feel the need to whine about it /here/
Like (You)

>>75783773
Man, I miss the more fun internet even here on a more supposed "free speech" area I feel constrained. Normalfags were a mistake.

>>75783732
I wish we still had the occasional peasant revolt and publicly execute our incompetent rulers who openly hate us (I know they generally failed but still)

>>75783967
True. I’ve been wishing for a modest asmr girl that does gfe in holoEN

>>75784024
Goobnight cutebud

>>75784117
executed*

>>75783967
No it's not. Literally every other vtuber spends hundreds of hours doing all sorts of things with their fans. Gura used to be that way too.
What are you even talking about?
Fauna's fans wanted her to play The Witcher and now she's doing that. Bae's fans wanted her to play a souls game and now she's doing that. Mumei's fans wanted her to play Undertale and now she's doing that. Aqua's fans just wanted her to come back and now she's streaming nearly every day.
Gura will never do any of the things you wish she would. She won't even ever do the things she says she will. You mean that little to her.
What a stupid reply on your part.

>>75784111
>>75784117
Based

>>75784111
Nothing a massive pile of burned bodies and crucified politicial elites wont fix

>>75784241
I wish I could have sex with Gura all the yime. Can you link me a vtuber who can have sex with me?

>>75784504
That one slut from idol that was fired for fucking her manager and meeting up offline with a paypig.

>>75784268
>>75771656

>>75784241
Fauna's fans want to have sex with Fauna. Bae's fans want to have sex with Bae. Mumei's fans want to have sex with Mumei. Aqua's fans want to have sex with Aqua. Did they fulfill that?

>>75784241
I wish Gura would do an ASMR and she did. Your point?

>>75784618
Nope, but at least they get something. We get taiwan concerts most of won't ever see where she tells them she loves them and not us.

>>75784707
Taiwanbuds are chumbies too. Theu even got cute fembuds

>>75784685
Would you be satisfied if Gura did one one-hour ASMR per year and nothing else?

>>75784618
I want to have sex with all five, do I get a prize

>>75784743
I want more than that, your point?

>>75784738
They sure are. They're even more chumbuds than you since Gura loves them more too.

>>75784781
Chumbies are an amalgamation. We are them and they are us. One mind.

>>75784777
I think most fans want more than that, but we get nothing instead.
That's my point.

>>75784824
We got asmr though

>>75784813
If that were true, you would've been able to watch her do that Karaoke or go to the Sushiro collab, or go to the Sendai Aquarium collab. But none of those things were for you, and yet those are the things she's spent the most effort on in the past 9 months. You're a second class fan and none of her events are for you.

>>75784879
Yup. We got the one one-hour ASMR for this year. Can't wait until next year's, right bud?

>>75784824
>Gura will never do any of the things you wish she would
>But she did?
>That's not enough so doesn't count!
>Other vtuber will do all sort of things that their fans want
>But they want to have sex with her
>but...but at least they get something!

You two gonna fight with each other like this every night?

>>75784904
You realize it's Cover who set up these events to be like this right?

>>75784945
>when I said she never did anything that her fans want, I really didn't mean Never or Anything

>>75784904
Even when they had that event in LA, I still couldnt go. I dont see your point anon

>>75784824
>Most fans want more
Well "most fans" should do a better job voicing that then.

>>75784979
You get used to it, I just post cute fembuds to cope

>>75784971
>Real chumbies are satified by table scraps once a month and sucking the cum out of used condoms.

>>75784945
But you said we got nothing when we actually got asmr again. People said it wouldnt happen ever again yet it did

>>75785006
Then she has zero backbone nor any consideration for her EN fans. Not to mention none of these events prevent her from streaming.

https://files.catbox.moe/xi6tgf.webp

>>75785083
>DOESN'T COUNT!!!I SAID IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!

>>75785018
Wow. Congrats bud. You beat me with semantics. Enjoy your movie may, cuck.

>>75785083
Personally I wish a lot of the other EN girls did a lot of things I want but its not fair of me to ask that of any of them

>>75785083
>Why yes I am moving the goalposts thank you for noticing
>Now if you'll excuse me I have some paientbud cum to felch out of Gura's cunny like the cuckposter I am

>>75785081
I guess. The weird thing is that they'll probably be back at each other again tomorrow despite not actually having anything new to say.

>>75785161
aw man I was about to ask how everyone's enjoying Movie May lol

>>75784241
>Gura will never do any of the things you wish she would.
I wished for a Gurame Collab and a valentines stream and I got those tho?

>>75785161
I accept your confession. Try to make it harder next time.

>>75785123
Ha! I win! I want nothing and Gura gave me plenty! I hope this used condom is gonna be extra thick tonight and full of gel!
If table scraps are what you wanted, then I guess you truly won, bud. Enjoy your meal.

>>75785176
Yeah like...just tweet things...maybe...

>>75785288
SHE DOESN'T OWE YOU ANYTHING

>>75785269
So you lose? Pfffff what a loser.

>>75785269
I think the value that gura brings with a single stream is higher than 30 streams from the other girls

>>75785304
Actually she owns me a lot of sex.

>>75785288
I dont use twitter. Members post is better

>>75785320
And yet you get nothing while she lives her life without you. She doesn't even stream 1/30 as much as the others.

>>75785304
Chumbieprime still owes me that slime asmr

>>75785161
>"Semantics" copout
I hear you loud and clear anon, so if you jaywalk and get charged with multiple bank robberies, then if you object that's just "semantics" too, right?
Those aren't technically distinct words that mean the same thing in practice. There are plenty of people talking about how they've gotten multiple things they've wanted. It's not ideal, but it's still undeniably more than "tablescraps", let alone a fulfillment of your weird cuck fetish

>>75785355
100% I will always prefer member posts, no greys and no twitter trannies

>>75785373
Goes to show how powerful gura is. The other girls need to step up

>>75785161
Can't believe I beat this faggot with semantics by being an ESL. Are shitposters always this dumb?

>>75785304
She owes my cock in her ass

>>75784241
>Gura will never do any of the things you wish she would.
Actually she did, what a stupid reply on your part.

HoloEN gamers with three tactitubers that do gfe asmr and are also fembuds is the dream. You think Cover could pull this off?

Is the resident piss baby done shitting his diaper about Gura?

I wish Gura would shit her diaper in front of me...

>>75785610
I wonder they make adult pullups

>>75785205
>>75785402
>Ha! You had to move the goalposts because I said I was satisfied with nothing and being a cuck! Bet you didn't expect that, huh?
You win, anon. Enjoy your [nothing] that Gura will continue to provide you while you're forced to reconcile that you are no longer part of her life and other people are. Just like you wanted. You sure are a great fan for wanting nothing at all and enjoying not ever seeing her.

>>75785304
oh...i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry (mutes mic, coughs) i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry *sobs* *catches breath* yeah...i guess you were right. Everything I invest into my oshi's idol career is good, even if I can't see it. I should've known...to see her virtual face again...I...I had to pay $2k to fly to Taipei *sobs* I'M A FAKE CHUMBUDDD TOTOTOTOTOTOTOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chumbies, I think those two are shitposters

>>75785471
This post is actually very funny, but ESLs won't understand why.

>>75785647
TWbuds are chumbies too anon. Im glad to have them with us.

>>75785636
Apparently not
Damn, I was hopeful

>>75785647
>You win, anon
Thank you loser

>>75785515
Yes, anon. She used to the things I wished she would do, too. But that post was future tense. You aren't getting anything from Gura anymore.

>>75785746
We got asmr though

>>75785773
Cool. I guess she can graduate now then, right "chumbud"?

>>75785746
I am wishing for a birthday stream tho, you think I am not getting that too?

>>75785805
Stop shitposting anon and be serious

The hell happened in here?

>>75785526
I hope one day they can

>>75785746
I will wish for some twitter likes just to fuck with (you)

I should have gone to sleep an hour ago...

>>75785808
Do you not understand how pathetic you are for wanting so little? But let's be honest here, retard. You want way more than that. I doubt you're actually a full blown cuck satisfied with her living her entire life off-stream besides a couple of times a year when she comes back to fill her wallet with your money before shutting off the camera and returning to the person/people in her life that she actually cares about instead of you.
But admitting you aren't a cuck will make you lose this argument, so which one is it?

>>75785958
There's still some time, now on to your bed

>>75785958
I’m watching youtube videos before bed as well

>>75785976
Do you not understand what "anything" mean?

>>75785976
rubrubrubrubrubrub

>>75785976
>when I said you aren't getting anything from Gura anymore, I really didn't mean Anything or Anymore

Hint: you lose either way because she's still not going to stream.

>>75786063
Gura used me as toilet paper. Can confirm that she has peed

Gura has and will do nothing wrong. Stop wasting your breath, anti.

>>75785976
Gig talk coming from the person who lost the last argument easily.

>>75786097
I’m happy that chumbieprime still loves gura. Shes a real treasure

>>75786012
>>75786057
Yes, learn how words are used colloquially. When people say "no one likes you", they don't mean literally no one, considering at least your mother probably likes you.

>>75786169
Im a west coaster. We say soda and not pop

>>75785884
Same thing that happens every night: SEAschizos had a little melty, jannies were fast asleep

>>75786138
I want to suck on her mommy milkers together with Gura, while Gura also gives me a handjob

>>75786097
Enjoy those used condoms. Maybe she'll give you flavored ones if you ask nicely.
Ahhh, who am I kidding. She wouldn't even do that for you.

>>75786248
I dont think chumbieprime will ever do shiko shiko asmr but I’m glad you are hopeful as well

>>75786169
We WERE going by the colloquial sense of the word, anon.
For both words.
... you're still wrong.

>>75786169
So you didn't mean it? Good.

>>75786248
Get your head out of the gutter you fucking queer, the only one drinking from my used condoms is Gura and no, you don't get to watch

>>75786237
Based

>>75786237
And what will you be doing to Gura in return? Don't be selfish now

Wonder why he's still trying when everyone knows that he will just eventually go straight back to cucking posting everytime.

>>75786328
No you weren't. You can't honestly sit there and tell me that you think Gura doing the absolute bare minimum streams required of her by Cover for her birthday is any indication of her caring about you in any meaningful capacity, right?
You aren't going to get anything you wanted if you really are a chumbud, because a real fan would want more than the couple streams a year she's forced to do. And if you're satisfied with so little and don't care what she does off-stream, then that's fine, but in that case, you're a full-blown cuck.

>>75786389
Anon, she doesn't even want to spend an hour with you streaming. You aren't ever going to be anything to her. The most you cluld possibly hope for is someone else's condom.

>>75786515
A real fan would want to have sex with their oshi and non of them are getting that.

>PLEASE HATE GURA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
nyo i don't think I will

>>75786598
This is as pathetic and stupid as the normalfags that say "you're never gonna be with her bro, so why do you care about male collabs or her having sex?"
You're literally the same.

>>75786669
>Wow, you seem like a massive cuck. Your GF is blowing another dude at the party.
>What, you want me to hate her!? No, I don't think I will.

>>75786515
That was quite a mouthful
I guess you're used to that sort of thing

>>75786753
Not as used to the mouthfuls of cum you enjoy slurping from those used condoms.

>>75786515
Yes we were, LOL
You're wrong, cuckposter. Suck it up like you suck the cum from all the used condoms I leave in Gura's cunny

>>75786810
You mean nothing to her. None of us do. She's made that incredibly clear.
>>75786571

>>75786571
>>75786802
No, seriously, where did this bizarre obsession with used condoms come from? You're way beyond just using it as a crutch at this point, this is actually reaching the point of being mildly disturbing, in a Freudian sort of way

>>75786810
Then you don't know what colloquially means.

>>75786750
>Wow, you seem like a massive cuck. Your GF is blowing another dude at the party.
>post it 5 hours everyday
>NO I AM NOT BEGGING YOU TO HATE HER JUST SAYING

>>75786919
Wow, your girlfriend sounds like a massive whore, lol.

>>75786946
>PLEASE HATE HER AAAAAAAAAAA

>>75786915
Yes I do
Don't skip those English reps, Pajeet-kun

>>75786946
hmm still not working, do you have better attempts?

>>75786946
But enough about your mother

>ctrl f condoms
>8 results
Why is sister so obsess with condoms all of a sudden?

>>75786863

>>75786910
>>75787046
>>75787011
>>75787012

But seriously. All I ever wanted was for her to stream. Why is she such an ungrateful whore? Your cope about sickness and projects and mental illness were all fucking wrong and dismantled over and over and over again.
So how can you be okay with what's happening? How can you be okay with being lied to? How can you be okay with being used and discarded like garbage? How can any of you take this anymore if you actually loved her at all?
The ONLY conclusion I can make is that your spineless cucks. That's the only way it would make sense for you to continue to put up with this.
You aren't patient like you pretend. You just enjoy being taken advantage of. Nothing else makes sense. She's streamed 19 times in 9 months and told us she was coming back each time.

>>75787161
>>75786669

>>75787188
>STOP LOVING YOUR OSHI WHTY ARE YOU STILL HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA