/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Doremus...our response?

My oshi is a retard and not at all girlfriend material. I don't care what she does.

>>75770041
Selen was one of the few nijis my oshi actually never ever any interaction and still doesn't so can't really see it happening

I'd be super down for this but my oshi is autistically dedicated to remaining CGDCT, so it won't ever happen. Oh well.

>>75770041
I mean if you tell her she'll just let you not have contact with them and make it asynchronous or something. She seems pretty compromising like that.

>>75770041
Stop falseflagging with my oshi, you retarded Nijinig

>75770613
obsessed schizo

>>75770041
I'm not a Phasefag so idc

>>75770041
at least post who is in

>>75770041
good for them

>>75771409
Suzune Nia
Nagare Sara
Oumiya Emma
Araka Luto
Nana Asteria
Anon Non
Zentreyo
Cyyu
Filian
Buffpup
Dokibird (Duh)
Shylily
Limealicious
Merryweather
Snuffy
Neuro-Sama (No word on the Turtle)
Axel Syrios
Banzain Hakka
Gavis Bettel
Jurard T. Rexford
Octavio
Goldbullet
Josuiji Shinri
Juna Unagi
Fuyo Cloverfield
Kai Saikota
Rin Penrose
Saya Sairroxs
Remilia Nephys

Dokibird also implied there may be a couple unannounced guests.

>>75771796
from the ones I know the only odd ones are Remi and Fuyo

We Nijifans tried to warn you that this dangerous menhara would destroy En Vtubing, but NOOOO, you called us sisters and ran to her defense. "Oh, poor Dooki, were yacht-man and Elira mean to you even though you broke one rule after another?" And now that she's unstoppable and can make-a-wish her way into getting any sponsor she wants, she and her braindead faggoon army are spreading their male collab cancer everywhere.

>>75772072
>least obvious Nijinig

>We Nijifans
Oh surely this post was made in good faith

>>75771796
I think this is Homostars new strategy to invade other corpo after their failed attempts on Hololive.

>>75772072

Shut up Millie. Your family is hungry, and the pagpag isn't gonna dumpsterdive itself.

>>75772059
I think this will be the first homostars collab for both of them.

>>75770041
unironically put a bullet in your brain

>>75772072
riku firing selen was actually a masterplan to kill off the incels from en fanbases, as donkibird becomes the shibuya hal of en and organizes mass orgy events between male vtubers and female vtubers.

>>75772072
Post Tits

>>75770041
>your oshi
Huh, so Meloco x Doki collab??

>>75770041
why do people even watch this stuff?
vtubing is nothing without GFE and e-whoring. harsh truth

>>75770041
least obvious nijisister

shameful menhera bird
defame innocent livers

>>75772934
Selen/Dokibird has never been about GFE or even fanservice. She is a 100% tomboy, and say what you want, but clearly it's fucking working for her.

>>75773044
yeah, but why does anyone watch it? I genuinely don’t understand. surely a tv show or movie would be more interesting

>>75770041
Nah, this just ain't it, chief. It's not spicy enough.
I miss the peak 7th trumpet doki-drama days too, but this just doesn't measure up. Just wait until there's more news about the legal procedures.

>>75773100
he’s understating how much she relies on her sexuality. even if it’s not GFE, there’s plenty of that

>>75770041
My oshi isn't part of it because I only watch Hololive

>>75773100
Why does anyone read your posts? I genuinely don't understand. Surely a fart would be more interesting

>>75773206
okay, so are you going to keep pulling my leg, or does anyone have a plausible explanation for why they watch this shit that isn’t pornographic or sexual in nature, or otherwise romantic

>>75773044
>Selen/Dokibird has never been about GFE or even fanservice
and yet she has some of the highest amount of goslings on this board kek

>>75773444
same reason people watch any streamer, because they find it entertaining you fucking mongoloid

>>75773444
I watch it for the plot

>>75773490
why do they find it entertaining. it’s just some random ass girl in her 20s talking about whatever’s on her mind

>>75773162
>Reminds her male fans to get their nuts checked out for testicular cancer
>Insists that true bros hold each others balls as a sign of trust
>Jokes about taking off her clothes with Fillian, only to reveal her tomato form and joke about cannibalism and skinning people
>Pretend humps her collab-mate in Content Warning while she is lying on a bed

I *guess* you could call it sexuality? but I call it "having a very male sense of humor"

>>75773464
That is simple
>be female
>stand in front of an audience (even virtually)
>smile
>laugh
>thousands of men will now die for you

>>75773693
there is nothing about this that any normal human being would find interesting unless they were already simping for her

>>75773707
sure but that doesn't explain why the concentration of goslings in her audience is much higher than some of her contemporaries

>>75773832
who is your oshi then?

>>75774191
My what

>>75772153
>>least obvious Nijinig
>post literally starts with "We nijifans"
???

>>75774312
stfu
>>75774165
filian

>>75774407
damnit, wrong (you) on the second one
>>75774191

>>75774407
>filian
makes sense, you have the reasonings skills of teenager

>>75774573
I’m here to watch e-whores. I’m just trying to figure out wtf you guys get out of it if not that

>>75774708
try consuming less porn flouride brain.

Just another reminder that holoEN are the only gals you can really trust

>>75774763
you’re the one who presumably watches hundreds or thousands of hours of vtuber content for the plot or whatever, not sure why I’m supposed to be the brain damaged one in this scenario

>>75774395
>Dookie
>Faggoon
Lmao, try harded Nijishart

>>75773444
She's funny, witty, and her laugh cheers me up when I'm feeling bad. The raw effort she crams into everything she does helps give me the strength to go on each day since if she can put that much effort into anything, maybe I could work a little harder at my life, too.

On top of this, she's ALWAYS cooking at least 5 things in the background even when she was in Niji. Following her antics is always a surprise because she's constantly pumping out new kinds of shit ranging from charity streams to tournaments to merch to just weird stream ideas like "speedrunning the average day of a vtuber in 1 stream" or "today I'm going to draw Beedrill 37 times in different ways because I told you I wouldn't draw beedrill unless you paid me and I fucking lost horribly"

>>75775325
anon… man up and admit you’re in love with her

>>75775325

>>75775412
I fucking wish.
I could never keep up with someone like that.

>>75774165
I can kind of explain that. It's because she doesn't insert the usual culture war unicorn vs anti unicorn shit into it.
All her collabs are basically her chilling with bros. Look at how many other chubas always open their yaps to talk about unicorns and start drama.
Put very tldr not behaving like a condescending cunt to your audience is the path to many powers including the ability to collab with your bros and still have goslings.

>>75775535
powerful levels of self delusion with this one

>>75775412
NTA but yes...

>>75775412
>love
I drive

>>75775728
based. finally a single self aware anon itt

>>75770041
Phasebro, how do we respond...

>>75770041
>your Oshi is part of it, and nothing will stop her
lmao, she fucking wishes

>>75772453
Good strategy desu, let them collab like flay x hime

>>75775903
another day another nijinigger yab

>>75773490
No, they watch them because they want to argue or side with their hot take.

>>75773490
dyrbi

>>75773100
nta but for me I enjoy apex and she streams my favorite game quite alot, also has connections with apex pros.
I literally found her by searching up apex vtubers after a Aqua stream ended one day back in 2020

>>75770041
surely it would work now, would it?
remember the last time she hosted a tourney?

>>75776179
I guess I can see why /v/ kiddos would like vtubers, ya

>>75776350
>why does anyone want to watch this non GFE vtubing content?
>*someone gives valid reason*
>oh, well watching a chuuba for vidya doesnt count!
ogey

>>75776350
>/v/ kiddos
>he wrote this while /vt/ is in a worse state than /v/
Lmao

>>75772072
>We Nijifans
>Male collab cancer

This part doesn't even make sense. Your entire corp is built on male collab cancer.

>>75776533
I literally said he had a valid reason- being some kid in his /v/ phase is a totally logically vtuber demographic, and he’ll probably grow out of it in any case

>>75771796
>ex-prism
name a more cucked corpo

>>75776967
Phase Connect
Next question

>>75770041
good total unicorn death

>>75777090
I don't remember Phase debuting a male gen and having one of the chuubas do a "PARASOCIAL FUCKS ARE BAD" powerpoint presentation to the management and the other talents to have it banned from the corpo (which ended up killing it)

>>75770041
Why would I want to stop her?

>>75776967
Nijisanji

>>75776967

>>75773626
Why do people find any fucking streamer entertaining? Maybe they enjoy the content they make, or whatever skills they have (which in selens case is art and fps games), maybe not every single pwrson watches something because they want to purely fuck it?
why is this so hard to get through your thick skull

Things that are ok:
>mixed gender collabs

Things that are not ok:
>mixed gender offcollab (NijiEN)
>mixed gender offcollab in hotelroom (NijiEN)
>1v1 mixed gender offcollab in a bedroom while holding hands (NijiEN)
>males barging into female only collabs (NijiEN)
>2 months without a single girl's collab (NijiEN)
>girls offcollab turns into a discussion about the male's dicks (NijiEN)
>girl is shipped with a male and does romantic "shipping collabs" with them, including lots of offcollabs (Reimu/Vox, NijiEN)
>fervently discussing the same flirtatious male every single stream (Enna Alouette, NijiEN)
>putting the guy you flirt with into your voicepack as an "easter egg" (Enna Alouette, NijiEN)
>a girl is sexually harassed on her debut by out of control horny male (Luca Kaneshiro, NijiEN)
>interrupting an intimate ASMR for horny flirting with a coworker/discord groomer (Phase Connect + NijiEN)

You see there's a difference between interaction and

>>75772059
as if I needed another reason to fucking hate grifterbird, now she's ruined Fuyo with homo shit. I hope she gets Final Destination'd someday in a humiliating and gruesome manner, fucking cunt.

>>75777816
*whatever this is

The way NijiEN handles mixed gender stuff is so "gross" and strange.
But casual interaction is nothing to stress over.

>>75777816
>>putting the guy you flirt with into your voicepack as an "easter egg" (Enna Alouette, NijiEN)
No fucking way she did that.

>>75777887
so true sister

>>75775543
Very much this.
Not only is she a chill bro, she's also a tomboy with a girly streak ten miles long and 20 meters wide. She's less "girlfriend" and more "friend who just incidentally happens to be a girl," which is probably the most important trait for a girlfriend to have in order to have an "I lost track of what number we're on over a dozen dates ago, but let's go on another date anyway"-th date, even more important than sense of direction, ability to pilot a heavier-than-air flying machine, or willingness to tell you her panty color. It should go without saying that Doki has a 0 in each of those last three stats.

She's one of an extremely rare breed - a GFE vtuber who is NOT actively trying to be a GFE vtuber.

>>75777989

>>75778069
>She's one of an extremely rare breed - a GFE vtuber who is NOT actively trying to be a GFE vtuber.
I don't think I've ever gosling'd to a damn streamer like I have with that damn birdragonthing.
Mommy ASMR? That does nothing to me. Having an entire stream where she shows you memes and eagerly watches your reaction?
>I'm not the react andy. YOU were the react andy the whole time!
THAT's the shit that fucks with my head to the point where I need to take a step back.
>>75778088
actually gross. Especially considering the context of that VP.

>>75778088
A moment of music for the ennacucks
https://vocaroo.com/1kN2NfbxwzH0

>>75777816
>a girl is sexually harassed on her debut by out of control horny male (Luca Kaneshiro, NijiEN)
I keep on hearing about this what exactly happened?

>>75778363
>Vivi debuts as a cute girl with pomu and selen as her oshi's
>5 males pile into her debut 2.0 stream and she ignores them all
>Luca reveals she rejected his collab offer multiple times, makes it public to put pressure on her to collab with him
>Puts her name on his schedule for a collab this week
>She says he didn't have her consent and did that without asking her
>He blames her for cancelling the collab and promises to "reschedule"
this is just week 1 and 2 of her debut btw. /nijien/ of course sucked luca's dick all throughout this

>>75777887
She decided to participate, falseflagger.

>>75777887
ok calm down nijinigger enough falseflagging for today

>>75778709
I see, so the typical sexpest behavior then.

>>75777812
>why is this so hard to get through your skull
cuz I don’t think a single fucking human being on the planet watches this shit for platonic reasons, and I have honesty never seen any behavior on /vt/ that makes me doubt that

>>75778709
Holy shit, no wonder sisters hate that girl so much. Its crazy how much of a sex pest he is

>>75778960
>any behavior on /vt/ that makes me doubt that
There's your problem, anon.
You're a fucking anon talking to anons.

>>75778960
There's straight women watching doki, though.

>>75779040
hmm
so you do admit that >90% of /vt/ anons do not watch vtubing for platonic reasons?

>>75779084
ye probably.
Not me, though. I'm the exception.

>>75770041
Doki and her boys are about to spit roast your oshi live on stream

>>75779115
works with me. can’t expect to win people over to your viewpoint completely in a single thread.

>>75777816
Oh I forgot when Hex invaded Finana's lewd ASMR stream and made her too embarrassed to continue. Since then she's never done another one.

>>75778709
truly the nijisanji experience

>>75779143
the big takeaway is that you shouldn't take /vt/ anons as the typical vtuber watcher. Most people don't take it as seriously as the people /here/ and just have them as one of a billion other entertainment sources they could watch that day.

>>75778709
holy shit lmao sexpest experience truly

>>75779197
I don’t think that’s really true, vtubing has an extremely strong sigma. Very few people watch it casually, other than children

>>75779290
*stigma
been watching too much advent lately, I guess

>>75779290
I find it even more concerning to imagine a streamer with more than a few dozen gachikois. Maybe a few hundred at most if they're huge.

>>75779340
I don’t think the majority of people identify as gachikoi, I just think they’re watching it because it’s porn or GFE to them

>>75779405
How would you explain the straight same sex fans then?

>>75779514
minority/exception that proves the rule/the equivalent of a “straight” man in 2014 who was heavily involved in the 1D fandom on tumblr and read slash fic

>>75779616
Well it's a pretty significant minority, then. I think Marine's analytics put her at something like over 30% female audience. I'd be surprised if Doki's wasn't something similar. Doki's basically just a male streamer with tits.

>>75779694
some vtubers may have higher female representation than others, sure, but that doesn’t change the fact that 99.99% of people will (rightfully) assume what they’re watching is porn when they first see kronii’s model, and most English vtubers are much closer to being kronii than marine

>>75771796
So why is Altare not invited despite him being one of the first people to collab with Doki post Nijisanji? Did she blacklist him for playing Valorant with Shu? Kek

>>75779949
I somehow doubt that is why. Perhaps a scheduling issue.?

>>75778709
>>75776967

Holy crap I lurked on the doxxsite ever since the Selen backlash just to drink sister tears, and I never saw them THIS insane.

Of course, I can't go back and check now, because the doxxsite is dead.

>>75774847
>Funni anime woman is funni
>Y U No watch woman for booba
>Y U Having fun
I'm sorry you had bricks dropped on your head as a child anon.

>>75776788
>one day you'll grow out of those vidya gaems!
Roru
Ramao eben

>>75779949
Limited spots, probably was too late to put his hand up

>>75778709
Proof?

>>75779949
I wouldn't be surprised if he's one of the surprise guests. Either that or just scheduling conflicts. She got 7/10 stars.

>>75781755
What exactly would be the point of announcing most of the EN Holostars and acting like another one is a big surprise? He's just blacklisted for spiting Doki. Simple as

>>75770041
I watch holo idols so no my oshi isn't part of this garbage

>>75779949
Likely just busy, or is under 'surprise' guests. I think she said the holostars were a very late addition after she was chatting to axel about some other stuff and mentioned it to him.

Also dtto was literally her first or second post niji collab, went on to do a reimu+regloss collab and then after that has done another two doki collabs.

>>75781178
If you think vtubers are funny, you were the one whom bricks were dropped upon, my anonymous friend.

>>75782320
right, at least they get dicked down off camera

>>75782475
matsuri…

If you dedicate hours of your day to someone out of your free will you are in love with them. Some are more open about it and some are more extreme about it but that doesn't make you not in love with them. It's so obvious. A good time to remind people that 90% of vtuber watchers are single.
>I follow this person on twitter and like all their posts. I watch all their streams and make sure to save ones I miss and watch later. I spend hours on an anonymous image board talking about how I want to fuck them and defending them from strangers. I monetarily compensate them because they make me happy. When I'm at work I think about them and their stream. They're probably my phone or pc wallpaper.
>nah not in love though
It's like that spongebob meme about the wallet.

>>75783242
it’s genuinely absurd, people ITT straight up saying that they look forward to seeing their oshi smile and that she cheers them up on sad days and then turning around and being like actually I have no romantic fantasies or attachments to them

>>75770240
say nothing to Remi
eliminate all homos

Maybe something in her real life will upset her and Doki will successfully kill herself. That would be better much better
the this shit.

>>75784026
nigga it’s not that serious, just call her a grifting whore or something, she’s an indie vtuber, she’s used to it

>>75783348
goslings in denial

>>75784026
NIJISEETHE

>>75771796
none of these are GFE unicorn friendly. bait thread fuck, off back to your containment thread nijiniggers

>>75784026
Haha you're seething too hard sister

>>75784436
another failed sister smear campaign post. color me surprised

>>75770041
>Dokibird arranged a mass coed collab
All the small corpos are invited

>>75771796
It's just U-san and Mint

>>75779949
Because the faggot is a coward compared to Axel, all that talk about scheduling is bullshit. He doesn't want to get flamed by the sisters

>>75771796
Fuyo not like this...
I bet this is Juna's fault

>>75776967
NEXAS
>>75767293

>>75770041
no one i watch will lower themselves enough to be part of that collab.

>>75787940
Altare saw the light then confronted Doki so she blacklisted him. Tale as old as time, don't question the BPD queen bee

>>75788109
wtf, why would she commit suicide like that

>>75788109
that sucks, rip to her.
Also how does that eyepatch stay on? why is there a string? Isn't that uncomfortable?

>>75784026
Fuck off elira

>>75788222
>>75788166
you misunderstand or didn't click through. She isn't joining them, just doing extra streams on the app that the battle royale corpo is stuck on. A "real vtuber" is going to mog those 0views. Pity them, not her.

>>75770041
Hating on Unicorn superiority? Let's see the facts, shall we?
>Advent
>0 male interaction
>Actively ignores that dinofag's pathetic attempts to make them notice him
>Is secretly recording their 3D debuts as we speak
>Not that any of them would even wanna collab with a corpo reject anyway

>ReGLOSS
>3/5 have interacted with males
>Need to reach 500k subs each to even get their 3D
>Estimated time: A year and a half
There's a lesson to be learned here. I wonder that it is.

>>75788414
ah, rip.
Problem is how many people even have that app? What's the average viewership even look like? do any of them even reach 2view?

>>75788509
Most people watch them as restreams on twitch.

>>75788434
That you shouldn't care about numbers unless you want to be an executive for Anycolor? Good thinking sis

>>75788414
I know I read it. I pity her fans because if my oshi was doing extra special streams that I can't watch, I'd probably drop her because you're a second class viewer at that point.
It's a retarded move and proves that these girls don't understand why people watch vtubers and they still have the "if you dont like it then skip that stream" mentality

>>75788434
Yeah, the fact that ReGLOSS will still get benefits and a 3d despite being lower than average while advent waits another year

>>75775426
This makes me giggle histerically.