/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>75763391
20 minutes if Polka is free

*GENERAL NUMBERFAG SITES*
>https://playboard.co/en/
>http://ikioi-ranking.com/
>https://vrabi.net/
>https://www.vstats.jp
>https://live-ranking.userlocal.jp/vtuber-ranking
>https://vt.poi.cat/

Hololive sites
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html
>https://trackholo.live/en/
>https://holosongs.com/
>https://holo-spotify-stats.jirikunes.eu/

Nijisanji sites
>https://niji-mado.web.app/stats/hourly
>https://twitter.com/2434rankings
>https://twitter.com/2434subscriber
>https://www.nijiuta.com/

Twitch
>https://sullygnome.com/
>https://twitchtracker.com/
>https://stats.roki.sh/

This place went downhill when it stopped shitting on Mori and deadbeats whenever they appeared

GRIM

>>75763454
we hate AI garbage here

we love gura in this /#/ house

>AI slop OP
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIM

>>75763454
Recent clip numbers
>>75719449
>>75719475
>>75719508
>>75719545

>>75763534
REAPER

>>75763532
We love all Holos here.

Begging for anons to share the cosplayer they called "Broccoli" I can't find her

* YESTERDAY’S FINAL TALLY *
>43,072: Pekora (Hololive)
>37,795: Kronii (Hololive)
>29,659: Marine (Hololive)
>24,879: Aqua (Hololive)
>21,066: Kuzuha (Nijisanji)
>17,516: Nene (Hololive)
>17,166: Kuzuha (Nijisanji)
>17,066: Koyori (Hololive)
>14,563: Watame (Hololive)
>13,794: Himawari (Nijisanji)
>13,469: Kronii (Hololive)
>11,830: Iroha (Hololive)
>11,537: AZKi (Hololive)
>11,378: Botan (Hololive)
>11,254: Lauren (Nijisanji)
>11,179: Kanata (Hololive)
>10,598: Hibachi Mana (Nijisanji)
>10,311: Necoma (KEMOMIMI-REFLE!)
>10,091: IRyS (Hololive)

>>75763613
>this nigga can't find the broccoli
bro can't even do an archive search blud

Cover stock doing a GME will they halt trading also?
Though seriously any of you anons bought the dip?

So investors are braindead and made Anycolor stocks go up along with Cover's because of Cover's document?

>>75763613
very old stuff
https://kemono.su/fantia/user/471737

>mouse33k
>shylily33k
>bae32k

>floprys 26k

>numbers is starting to realize that due to spending 40+ hours a week observing the vtuber industry they actually have a better idea of what's going on than random investors or even institutions.

MAY 2024 HIGHLANDER
>1) 50,379: Marine (Hololive) Important Announcement
>2) 100,761: Pekora (Hololive) Dragon Ball Z KAKAROT
>3) 56,602: Miko (Hololive) Host club CLUB ZERO [B]
>4) 34,994: Rikka (Holostars) Vtuber Singer competition
>5) 203,750: Nijisanji (Nijisanji) Marika Nijisanji Cup qualifiers
>6) 88,981: Kuzuha (Nijisanji) Marika Nijisanji Cup [B]
>7) 53,969: Aqua (Hololive) AkuPeko The Game of Sisyphus [S]
>8) 102,909: Kanata (Hololive) 3D LIVE Bday
>9) 34,497: Hololive (Hololive) 3D special program [4th]
>10) 20,106: Hinano (VSPO) STREET FIGHTER 6 [4th]
>11) 215,894: Fuwa (Nijisanji) 3D LIVE
>12) 32,169: Bae (Hololive) New outfit reveal [5th]
>13) 37,795: Kronii (Hololive) New outfit reveal [S]


> PER COMPANY
8x: Hololive
1x: Holostars
3x: Nijisanji
1x: VSPO

>>75763657
please God as a fellow zoomer I am begging you to not define stocks going up as "doing a GME"

>>75763532
I still do it

YESTERDAY’S EN TALLY
>05/13 TALLY:
37,795: Kronii (Hololive) | Outfit Reveal
13,469: Kronii (Hololive) | Unarchived Karaoke
10,091: IRyS (Hololive) | Monster Hunter World
9,443: Ina (Hololive) | Hades II


>EN GOLDS FOR MAY 2024
1) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 11,879 - Shashingo
2) Shu (Nijisanji) - 38,756 - Outfit Reveal
3) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 24,304 - Content Warning Collab w/ Haato, Polka, Mococo Side
4) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 20,825 - GO! With Kanji
5) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 15,060 - Clubhouse Games w/ Watame
6) Bijou (Hololive) - 14,786 - Lethal Company w/ Haachama, Kaela
7) Bijou (Hololive) - 17,359 - Monster Hunter World w/ Iofi, Zeta
8) Nerissa (Hololive) - 9,580 - Offcollab w/ Shiori
9) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 18,158 - Touhou: Mountain of Faith, Fuwawa Solo
10) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 14,313 - Hitman, Fuwawa Solo
11) Kiara (Hololive) - 14,837 - Holotalk w/ Watame
12) Baelz (Hololive) - 32,169 - Outfit Reveal
13) Kronii (Hololive) - 37,795 - Outfit Reveal

>PER COMPANY
12x: Hololive
1x: Nijisanji

>PER STREAMER
6x: FuwaMoco
2x: Bijou
1x: Baelz, Kiara, Kronii, Nerissa, Shu

>POINTS PER STREAMER (gold = 5pts, silver = 3pts, bronze = 1pt)
40p: FuwaMoco
13p: Kronii
12p: Fauna
11p: Baelz
10p: Bijou
8p: Nerissa
5p: IRyS, Kiara, Shu
3p: Amelia, Mumei
1p: Meloco, Reimu

>>75763657
+20% on an earnings beat for a a beaten down tech stock isn't abnormal

>>75763745
what about doing a blackwater when bush started talking about saddams nukes?

to put a bit of a coda on last thread's minor league focus:
Here's the runt of EN compared to all those minor leaguers

>>75763591
>daredemodaisuki
Trash.

>>75763662
This a glorious arbitrage opportunity. Institutional investors are not autistic enough (yet) to understand this market and price in movements that are obvious to us. It was a dunker of a play.

>>75763662
Same reason why Cover stocks dip when Anycolor dumped.
Same industry so they will pull each other

>>75763720
Look anon, sometimes /#/ gets things right, but there are a shitload of completely dogshit predictions made here too.

>>75763663
Thanks
>Those Areolas
Oh my

/biz/ here. I have to say, I've been reading posts regarding Cover's stock on Yahoo, and... Holy shit, it's some of the most retarded takes. They make /biz/ anons look like geniuses. Fucking Jap private investors

>Anycolor keeps dragging Cover stock with their fuckery
>Cover keeps saving Anycolor's ass by overperforming every single time
How can we stop rich japanese businessmen from being mentally disabled monkeys?

Why is the catalog going crazy

>>75763954
what's wrong with it? Works on my machine

>>75763832
God, what a wild time the 2000s were, when we wanted to be warlords but do it on the cheap
Now we just go for broke if we wanna do shit, thank God

>>75763662
The stonk board knows but institutional investors don't care

>>75763720
Now try to and convince the investors that you’re not some complete schizo when you explain you got all the knowledge from an anonymous Mongolian weaving basket forum

>>75763954
Hololive is doing good

>>75763591
https://litter.catbox.moe/x4t1yh.jpg

>>75762927
>>75762978
>>75763021
>>75763072
>>75763106
nice thanks
>>75763143
THIS is the one I wanted, nice
>>75763011
>I'll try and make new ones. Any suggestions for subjects?
Don't know about others but I like the walled garden theme kek

>>75763920
There's a lot of funposting over there and somehow what seems like sisters.

>>75763591
Even Ollie?

>>75763929
>>75763920
Just keep taking their money by longing both companies when Cover is about to release earnings then liquidating and shorting when Niji releases earnings.
Repeat until you're a millionaire, can't go tits up.

>>75763662

>>75763143
>>75764056
oops I just realized I forgot to unrandomize the filename

>Cover stocks to the moon
Where is the retarded stock buyer streamer now?

>>75763011
I always liked the Hydra ones. I wish I had more of those.

>>75764083
Yes I love her rotten butt and want to fill it with my cum

>>75764124
yeah I downloaded webm only

>>75764124
found a few more in my folder

>>75764221

>>75764122
And all it took was Miko bringing out the capital N.

>>75764120
/biz/ here. That is literally what I'm doing. But shorting Anycolor is riskier because they move together with Cover. Still, there's a good chance their next report will be a mess, could finally decouple. Problem is, we don't know when they are releasing it. Cover clearly said they were releasing their on the 13th (and did so), Anycolor didn't specify. Could come anytime

>>75764169
>Hydra ones. I wish I had more of those.
YES, same here. Hail Hydra brothers

>>75763720
>>75764016
For now. Idol corp is a harbinger. Goldmann and their ilk will soon understand the power of virtual anime girls.

Take the Indie Pill they said...

>>75764083
NTA but for me, I'm disappointed in Ollie, I hope one day she repents and returns to the proper path. I still enjoy her live performances, but I won't support her as long as she allows homos to cloud her mind. This too is an act of love. Sometimes you have to let someone hit rock bottom before they learn to save themselves.

>>75764021
>Now try to and convince the investors that you’re not some complete schizo
Bold of you to think that would be a good idea
They WANT to be advised by, and invest in, schizos
>The meeting is already Silicon Valley lore. When Sam Bankman-Fried met with the venture capitalists at Sequoia Capital, the legendary firm that funded Apple, Google, and Instagram, he wasn’t there so much to talk about the technology of his crypto exchange, FTX, or about his hedge fund, Alameda Research. What he talked about was bananas — the actual yellow fruit. “I want FTX to be a place where you can do anything you want with your next dollar. You can buy bitcoin. You can send money in whatever currency to any friend anywhere in the world. You can buy a banana. You can do anything you want with your money from inside FTX,” he said, according to Sequoia’s own account of the meeting. It was exactly the kind of big idea that Silicon Valley loved, but that wasn’t what made the VCs go nuts. “It turns out that that fucker was playing League of Legends through the entire meeting,” Ramnik Arora, FTX’s former head of product, told the VC firm in their promotional write-up of the meeting. “We were incredibly impressed,” another funder said. “It was one of those your-hair-is-blown-back type of meetings.”
This is what investors want to be told. Or at least, what zero-interest-rate investors wanted

>>75764083
nta but Ollie has great stage presence and is enjoyable to watch perform, it's just her on stream stuff that's unlikable. If she could tone it down she would be ok.

>>75764122
Cold take: Anycolor failed in the West because the kind of Westerner who likes vtubers are typically hyper weebs that do not have normalfag sentiments.
Coldest take: Anycolor failed because they left NijiEN to the wolves. I mean the talents were to wolves. Too much autonomy can be bad.

>>75764264
It's supposed to be in June isn't it? This market segment is so new and inefficient you could profit by positioning one day before.

>>75764339
that's literally younger h3h3, hi Ethan

>>75764054
How is it that the NSFW looks worse

>>75764463
the fuck, what's the context for this

>>75764361
Anycolor fell because they never learned from the NijiKR bullying culture. Even NijiJP knows how to keep the bullying hush hush

>>75764491
Wasn't it Vaush leaking having porn fanart of Matsuri in his folders. So H3H3 looked her up.

>>75764339
Makes me realize that Silicon Valley is closer to Mike Judge's show than I'm comfortable with.

>>75764491
Hila is a festival gachi and ethan hates and malds about it

>>75764542
oh the goblin thing, meh

are we ready to admit that mikochi saying the N word boosted the vtuber industry in a way that wouldnt be possible otherwise?

>>75764286
Why is every homostar in this?

>>75764286
>holostars are a laughing stock in the holoverse
>they're rock stars in the indie/small corpo universe

>>75764601
who?

>>75764520
Cute but I’m a nousagi so I’m forced to hate it

>>75764628
>s every
But it's not? It's not even all of TSB

Should I be scared if I'm in a Vtuber's private discord and she says my name all lovey-dovey when I join and doesn't do that for other people or should I say fuck it and lock in on this

jwu qrd on the yab?

>>75764628
>Why is every homostar in this?
THE OPPRESSED NEED HELP CHUD, THEY'VE EARNED IT

>>75764628
They heard there were more phase girls ready to collab

>>75764286
Where's the third TSB member? Rrats?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGgD7OGCnvQ
do you like ina now?

>>75764506
It helps to have more than 1 clique. Cold wars are better than mod persecutions.

>>75764628
They're all desperate to join events like this.
Doki asked them 3 days before the deadline and they all jumped for it, she had to limit the amount of homos that could participate.

>>75764402
>It's supposed to be in June isn't it?
We really don't know, could happen anytime. Definitely won't be released past June.

>>75764722
It means she wants you to be a good paypig

I don't understand why did it take this report for it to go back up when it was clear how things were headed with how well Holofes did

>>75764736

>>75764791
But I'm a freefag...

>>75764766
I bet she didn't even invite holos.

>>75764714
apparently there was a cap on how many members from each corpo could enter

>>75764286
Homos have been released. They about to kill small corpos like Roberu did with 774 inc.

>>75764736
Aqua is an actual bully to her kouhai

>>75764843
Ask in western vtubers thread

>>75764753
>Joining when no one else is online.
As dumb as ever.

>>75763454
>AI slop

>>75764628
They get to brag about being the "holo" team on the tournament.

>>75763613
Brotherhood Community of Lolicon?

>>75764487
It's weird because I love the way Deyui draws Mumei but he doesn't really capture Fauna well. I dunno, there's just something about his soft style that gels with Mumei's design more than Fauna's

>>75763568
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAPER

>>75763720
IM RICH

>>75764881
>Homos have been released.
what are they? Dogs?

>>75764948
Unironically boobs too big for Fauna

>>75764736
She bathe

>>75764736
Cover raise the yacht when they do well and Anycolor sinks it when they do bad. I fear for Cover's June since Anycolor is gonna lay a fat stink.

>>75764969
No. Plague.

>/#/ didn't buy the dip

>>75764978
At least dogs can be castrated.

>>75764948
I like this one.

I'd look into how to short anycolor but I'm too lazy

>>75764808
/biz/ here. Investors are retarded, more news at 9. Jokes aside, it's a mix of various things. Stock exchanges have been existing for centuries now, and it's hard to lose old habits. One of them is relying on financial reports and investing based on what is written on them. When you think about it, it sort of makes no sense, given that most companies don't give dividends anymore, and thus your return is based on price speculation, which is purely "public sentiment" driven.
Plus, most investors don't really have a deep knowledge on the industry they invest in. We think it was obvious because we watched Holofes and had the means to compare its outcome with other events, declaring it a success, but most investors probably don't even know what Holofes is. etc. etc.

>>75764266
wasn't goldmann saying to don't sell anykara?

>>75765030
(me) Wrong post.

>>75764969

twitch rn

>>75764736
all out war has started. even the talents have gotten uppity and started attacking nijisanji

>>75764861
So the max is seven?

>>75764948
Mumei is a softgirl to her core
Fauna isn't bad as a softgirl, but she has more edge to her. She's not EDGY, but she has... I guess, a firmness to her would be the best way to describe it, that his softgirl style isn't gonna capture.
His style makes you see a girl that's practically vulnerable, adorable in that way, but at your mercy. Whereas Fauna does best when she can be given just a LITTLE bit of control, something that shows that she's in charge of herself, but willingly doing whatever it is that's happening.
She basically works best when her lewd is paired with the slightest bit of a knowing look in her eye.

>>75765006
>No. Plague.
oh... hot take but I would actually want Covid24 and real pandemic again.Think of the numbers, the golden age revival

>>75764361
There is no sizable western audience for male vtubers, Nijisanji’s bread and butter. They were doomed the moment the Lulu’s and Shizurin’s were no longer the face of the company.

>Unironically anons defending Ollie itt
It's so over

kek, kanade screaming because she's afraid of dying
https://youtu.be/VRsy_7oe2bo?t=14593

I honestly don't care about minecraft but I'll watch for interactions I guess.
https://youtu.be/JGgD7OGCnvQ

>>75764962
Loves
<------

>>75765198
>but I'll watch for INNER-actions I guess.

>>75765198
>interactions
with whom

>>75765198
...then you will be disappointed, no one else is on until about 7 hours.

>>75765079
The intern tier analyst being forced to look at anime girl stocks because wore the wrong tie is going to be retarded.
Once the sharks smell how vtubing solves the problem of your celebrities aging out and getting in trouble the market will get a lot more competitive.
Idol corp was ahead of the curve here.

>>75764969
>>75765006
A chemical warfare

>>75765239
Oh hey that's Otsuray

>>75765198
>Lui
>Bae
>Kronii
>Now this thumbnail
Bros, are we getting ready for war? Who are we fighting?

>>75765157
You just want to get fucked by Fauna, probably cbt too

>>75765167
I'd rather not have the government trying to microchip me in an effort to micromanage the common cold again, thanks.

>>75765126
>Yagoo sent the Cleaner of HoloX to take out the Yacht

>>75765126
>being ganged up on by a pack of Chloes
Imagine

Majima turned 60 today. Still going hard. Idols that drop out at 25 or 30 are just weak.

>>75765239
If only the boys were allowed... man imagine how unhinged and chaotic the server would be...

>>75765368
No. I want to FUCK Fauna, but I want to fuck her knowing that she wants it desperately, too, and that we're BOTH enjoying it to the fullest.

>>75764056
Those are real songs though in case you though it was AI

>>75765157
>Mumei's softgirl core

>>75765428
awww, look at this, we have a little PUSSY here who doesn't want to take a teensy little microchip, what a FAGGOT

>>75765167
>I would actually want Covid24 and real pandemic again
careful what you wish for

>>75765472
fondling Mumei's soft, girly core...

>>75765441
GIWTWM

>>75764628
>Why is every homostar in this?

>>75764948
This is only good because it's the new outfit. He didn't draw Goth Fauna yet.

>>75763532
This but Kronies

>>75764169
>>75764265
I think I know how to approach this. May take a while

>>75764056
I'll need to think about how to do this more

>>75765592
>sexpest shuffle
the title alone sounds rapey af kek

>>75765530
fuck you sunny, you deserved to be forgotten

>>75765635
talking about kronies, why catalog looks like okbh shitting on kronii?

would you rather
>bareback sex with Bae whenever you want
or
>get the power to eat any pizza with no negative side effects (no weight gain unless you're underweight, no lactose intolerance effects, it won't make you sleepy unless you're eating it to try and go to sleep, grease won't fuck you up, etc)

>>75765630
>This is only good because it's the new outfit
Nah I like all his Mumei fanarts. This lolimei is particularly nice

man i love ina

>Official account tweats about new Homo outfit 3 days in advance
Jeez, who did Kronii piss off?

>>75765091
>Kenji
Holy shit who watches this subhuman?

funny number

And just like that, the black grifter is forgotten

Yeah I think it's going to be an easy 15k

>>75765834
obviously subhumans

>>75765899
who

Wait, so the guy that doxed Ame and shat on Mori, the dramatubers dug up that he's a pedo or has connections to pedos? Oh man, ain't that something. Was it the dramatubers that dug that up or did it get posted here first?

>>75765813
If you love her so much why don't you marry her

>>75765915
I mean yeah but 2.3k of them... I thought dude was a 3view runt. I guess doxxing drama worked for him

>>75765630

>>75765782
I think it's okay, but his best ones are the pic of her bending over and OP.

>>75765091
>>75765834
just throw sayu and kenji to the doki thing for the laughs

>>75765851
Nice

>>75765939
Exactly, don't worry about it

>>75765951 (me)
Never mind. You're right, that shit's better off forgotten.

>>75765720
no worries anon, take the Baldur's Gate 3 approach and deliver the same level of kino, I believe

>>75766194
Hey! This is a dope-free zone

>>75766194
she better not eat wood by accident

>>75765851

>>75766194
3. get raped by gokisei

>>75766243
my wood.

>>75765167
https://vocaroo.com/126cZwfklE2V

She finally put up "don't die" as the last thing on the to-do list.

I'm waiting for the asmr thread so I can post the archives, hurry up ;_;

>>75766371
so this is the fabled taiwan audience Cover has been pursuing

>starting at night
Poor Inner...

Anyone have Flare's contact info? You should let her know she has free, unsupervised access to Ina if she joins

I miss Ina, bros

>>75766483
Crunchy

Ina is reading facilities as faculties. I think she's dyslexic.

>>75766466

>pekora even made a ruleset for EN
kino but only Ina will ever see this unless Fauna picks it up miraculously

>>75766466
just @IRyS on twitter and tell her to pass the info along

>>75766466
IRyStocrat you will never be free of this curse by passing her onto another woman
It just multiplies

Ina 10K doryaaa

Ina's chat became japanese...

>>75764962
cool

No one else in EN joining? Could be fun trying to survive and beat the ender dragon together

>>75764846
Holos need to be contacted weeks to months in advanced if they actually had any plans to join, but I think she only has Mumei's contact info.

Oh yeah I forgot Ina 10k doryaaaaaa already almost 11k

>>75766542
More surprise at pekora english lvl.

i love minecraft numbers

why do holotards love minecraft so much? idgi

>>75765783
Pizza
It's cheap
Very filling
does fruit pizza count? That will complete the nutritional diversity.

my dog got its vaccine and now it's walking backwards. did the vet make it retarded?

>>75766747
tomatoes are a fruit :D

>>75766592
yeah lol

ina 11k doryaaaaaaaa

>>75764339
And people wonder why everything's been going to shit lately?

>>75765783
is bae on the pill?

>>75766735
minecraft is the most popular game of last decade, retard

>>75766542
Hopefully more EN will join but yeah seems a bad time for it.
Advent gone and the rest of EN seem to have a bunch of stuff they need to do

>>75766735
it is the main game lf hololive

>>75765783
I can already eat Pizza so sex with Bae whenever I want.

This is just too good nigga, love mincra arc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GC4GDDuC14

>>75766837
Hopefully not. I mean what's the point of sex with her if I can't turn her into a mother.

>>75764352
Idk
I personally like her loudness, consider the amount of quiet kids in Hololive
Lets not kid ourselves: She's hated because of the males and nothing else

I thought you guys said ina was better at Japanese then mori.

>>75766884
retardko...

>>75766663
If Advent wasn't busy Biboo would 100% join, probably Fuwamoco too since JPs are involved (and they'd probably die the same day). Don't hold out much hope for anyone else though, maybe IRyS and Bae, also because JPs. Fauna is too self-conscious to join a JP thing and no one else plays Minecraft.

>>75764122
These dumbasses are just begging to lose more money. I hope they put their money where their retarded mouths are and go all in anycolor.

>minecra is back
>stocks to the moon
I don't know about this but I think Minecra is Holo's main game

>>75765985
Doxflip gets 2.5k+ and in a clique
Subhumans need their bread and circus too

hey quick question, when did this thread became a regular thing? 2022?

>>75765783
Bae, I guess. If I wanted to eat a pizza, I would just walk 5 minutes to my parents and cook it in their oven

A little update on company A, as expected Cover going up means that Anycolor sees some benefit too

>>75766951
>She's hated because of the males and nothing else
just because YOU like the loudness doesn't mean everyone else does, too
Also the stuff like the self-pity parties that she throws herself from time to time are gonna turn people who aren't interested off of her

>>75766958
Ina explained it a while ago, she mastered the basics so it seems like she's a lot better then she actually is

No ID yet in this Minecraft arc?

>>75765742
Lyrics btw:
Dance dance the sex offender shuffle
I am sex, you are sex, so lets go
Dance dance the sex offender shuffle
You are sex, I am sex, so lets go
Dance dance the sex offender shuffle
I am sex, you are sex, so lets go

They call me sexpest, they tell me to fuck off
I know she wants to fuck me cause she gave me a follow
I swear girl, I can connect you with the higher ups
Just DM me and you'll be one step closer of being holo
I'll use my position in the company to get some pussy
She wants to collab and that means she wants the D
Why did they call security? I just wanted to record my 3D
I applied to the job just to meet and fuck my oshi

Anniversary with the boys? sorry today I'm not goo-
COLLAB WITH THE GIRLS? oh man yabadabadoo
She is my slave I mean my mod, don tell my boss
she signed my merch but now she wants me to burn
Chad can't keep his bitch under control?
really? and you call yourself a bvll?
she wants to travel together for the con
so I'll climb into her bed because she wants my cock

Dance dance the sex offender shuffle
I am sex, you are sex, so lets go
Dance dance the sex offender shuffle
You are sex, I am sex, so lets go
Dance dance sexpest dance
Just say the time and place
Dance dance sexpest dance
Just say the time and place

Flaygoon the little sucker now wants to be a cucker
Deleted from the offcollab (was intended but the AI replaced it) picture poor mother fucker
Bitch doing damage control, gachis leaving in droves
Thank you very much peo, you helped us both
What do you mean all nijis already dated except me?
Better tell my mod I mean slave and cry like a bitch

Dance dance the sex offender shuffle
The desperation they must feel all day
Dance dance the sex offender shuffle
Maybe their careers would take off if they behaved
Dance dance sexpest dance
They earned all that bad rep by themselves
Dance dance sexpest dance
And unicorns are the incels by the way

>>75767006
Doxflip got the Pippa audience, but this dude idk, i guess black twitter actually started watching streams

I'm going to laugh when bae hears "Hesitation is defeat" for the first time in game.

>>75767108

>>75767046
Investors probably think this is Hololive's Nijisanji

>>75766785
Is that a lot for Ina?

>>75767046
There's a paid shill spamming AC's thread kek

>>75767046
God these retarded investors will sell Cover stocks again when Anycolor IR releases

>>75766783
I hate you

>>75766700
Minecraft + prime time USA + JP interest

>>75767006
Literally all phasefags, and they'd rather throw money at him than the girls too.

>>75767004
>>3499591

12k DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ina 12k doryaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>75767202
Oh, and a lack of alternative Holo streams. Sorry, brrats.

>>75764693
I mean, you're correct, consider rock stars are the easiest kind of celeb to get close to

thankyou peko for these ina DORYAAAAAAAAAAs

>>75766908
this is the good stuff

>>75767046
>as expected Cover going up means that Anycolor sees some benefit too
NIJILEECHES EWWWWWWWWW

>>75763663
You need to censor on fantia?

>>75767046
>20% vs 3%

>>75767474
nta but is japanese law no gentials

>>75767474
pussy yes butthole....
https://e-hentai.org/s/449943bbd6/2456160-164

>>75767518
lol this makes a funny imagery if you think about it globally, they just remove genitalia at birth.

>>75767046
No one is surprised that institutional investors are dumb as shit.

>>75767231
>three years ago
>people in /#/ (one of the first fucking /#/ threads ever on /vt/, even) were complaining that /#/ was too nice to Hololive
I though you fucking faggots told me that the way this place is now was different compared to before, but now I'm seeing that it's almost exactly the same, but with less arguing over Aqua's numbers???

>>75767046
Are there really so many people who are ignorant of anycolor's woes to the point of moving the market? Or is there just no volume like a crypto shitcoin?

>>75767300
Bae only lost a few hundred when Ina started, I don't think this heavily affects her.

>>75767558
chu~

>>75767558
OPEN WIDE

>>75767558
chuchuchu

>>75767558

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly56MMfwX7s
Hope this group will play this MC hardcore since they already beat the boss as a group

https://twitter.com/ShikiMiyoshino/status/1790205364253720782
Looks like that CEO still has some budget left

Wait, didnt Ina said she was going to stream more at odd times this week? Are we getting a Hardcore MC week from Ninners?

>>75767197
That's just how it is until Cover is above Anycolor. Most investors won't bother learning what the fuck do they actually invest on, they just look at funny graph.

>>75767682
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN MORE VTUBERS
27 WASN'T ENOUGH???

>>75767561
>last year
>2021
>/jp/
Did you read your picture?

>>75767457
If you're disgusted now I hope you're ready for what's gonna happen when Anycolor's IR comes out next month and how it'll affect Cover

>>75767550
I'm going to sound like a newfag here but how do you download entire albums like this without doing the stupid credit bullshit? Is there a way to ddl it on sad panda or am I forced to Nyaa?

>>75767682
Holy shit, didn't know Shiki was this dumb

13K DORYAAAAAAAA

>>75767682
>>75767743
In th site, their goal was 100 then 1000. For the first batch, it was actually 36 or something so more will come

>>75767756
The point is that in 2021, that person was posting about how people saw /numbers/ as a Hololive thread and that said people would complain about it.
There were old grudges carried over, but still, the point I'm making is still there

he's still going lol, why is he so scared?

>>75767682
Shiki is a retard

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

Hot take, but Nanashi Mumei of Hololive English Promise is extremely sexy and cute.

>>75767909
What a faggot

>>75763532
Jpcuckies...

>>75767976
not much, it's going to hit the safety valve soon.

>>75767785
There is some userscripts to download a full album. Or if you are on phone you can use some of the fork of ehviewer

>>75767743
>>75767861
Here
https://nexas.live/launching-nexas/

>>75767785
hitomi downlader

>>75767909
What the hell is that thing?

>>75767682
what the fuck is anilive? Do NOT tell me it's chink capital

someone convince me not to drop 200 dollars on a gacha, what is something I should buy instead

Did Ina just say penis..

>>75767738
So just like /#/?

>>75767785
Use gallery-dl

who else is on the server now?

>>75767785
You vill play ze hentaiverse game und you vill like eet

>>75768123

>>75767682
What a waste. Shiki is so retarded.

>>75768168
Buy big external SSDs and store lots of shit on it
You could have all of Gundam on a Hard drive with room to spare

>>75764693
The neuroplasticity guy went full retard at the end but he has a good point in that holostars only look like they are on the ropes when placed next to the pinnacle of success that's hololive, as far as an indie is concerned there's no difference between a guy who gets 700 ccv and one who gets 7k, just like how you can't tell the difference between someone who takes home 300k a year and someone who earns 3 million

>>75768134
cute biboo

>>75768168
Mio's hoodie or some gunpla

>>75767760
Anycolor is cooking the books.
I don't think June will look that bad.

>>75768168
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/ookamimio_miosmatchingcasualhoodie_rereleased
Two weeks left to order

>>75767827
Hey mixer threw money around to get what's his face to move over too

>>75768252
>>75767827
I thought she was malicious but it turns out she was giga retarded

>>75768278
I mean, CCVwise, but moneywise those indies are getting so fucking tricked it's unreal

>>75768123

>>75768168
support Mio..buy her hoodie or her other merch..

>>75768278
I've been saying it for the longest time, the association with Hololive is very detrimental to them.
Were it not for the Hololive branding, they'd be considered top male vtubers.

>>75768168
Save it, go to Japan and visit that one Suzy cosplayer

>>75767046
Saw a nijisister on twitter buy at 3100 and sold at 3300. I bet she feels dumb, it's going to the moon.

>>75768360
This quarter is when the Selen shit went down, basically the death of the EN branch

>>75768168
Your oshi's figure

14K DORYAAAAA

Ninners 14K DORYAAAA

14k doryaaaa
>>75763663
got distracted by looking up this person's mikos on simpcity

>>75768211
>>75768407
oh it's the battler royal with pathological spics right? where one whore talk about her children and ex boyfriends?

>>75768180
>>75768097
Wasn't aware of these and was trying internet download manager / jdownloader, those normally worked for videos but not this other stuff.

>>75768572
Spics? thought they were all SEA

>>75768387
>gets paid a few thousand dollars to mail in 10 twitcasts on a dead app
>retarded

would you rather
>get married to Fauna (and get a Life Note)
or
>get married to Mumei (and get a Death Note)

>bed with no one else on the server
Easy mode for Ina now

your asmr slut for the evening sir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0oP6Rx87E0

>>75768676
>Spawned while it was night
>Pillagers on the village
>Enderman
She's been having shit luck.

>>75768756
>1view
Oh fuck off

>>75768756
If this is a V4Mirai and you're being paid to show me this I have a legal right to shoot you or get a blowjob if you happen to be their manager girl, so I'm gonna click this and find out

>>75768640
oh sea? I don't know I get them mixed up with spics because they're all brown

>Bae 7k
>Part 3
Those are great numbers for her aren't they

>>75768457
They monkey'd around with the numbers and made sure to put as much revenue as possible in them. It won't be abysmal and the JP side will probably be good since a lot of merch will be credited to this report.

PS: Is it illegal for independent fan Taku Rikumi to buy 100k voice packs to sure up the revenue?

>>75768850 (me)
OH FUCK OH JEEZ OH GOD

>>75768443
If it wasn't for Hololive's exposure they all would still be 2 views rn. Holo's audience and beggars give them this stable 7k box. Yeah they wouldn't grow bigger, but they wouldn't be dead low too.

>>75768877
under 14k ina overlap and when she's been bad at the game, yeah that's pretty good

>>75768839
her twitch has 2 views and can get up to a 1000
I just posted her youtube version because this place is (rightfully) averse to twitch.

>>75768877
Her clips are doing great, probably attracted some tourists

>>75764056

>>75768850
we will send you our black chuba who celebrates black history month and talks about blm sir

>>75768939
To be fair, Inner is boosted by the nips

I love them both so much

>>75768979
I'm okay with that because she's at least actually legit, in the same way I'm okay with the Italian Vtuber doing her Italian shit

>>75768939
>under 14k ina overlap
I hate this retarded shit
Her chat is fucking Japanese
the only reason why she has the amount of viewers she has right now is because of hte fucking Japanese

Personally I see the 900K besides Bae's name and I'm obligated to watch that's a clean even number

>>75768984
Look at ina go

>>75761652
/#/ first album - Invisible War
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL80u-eWG4oEuxBjdeTtaeWRsT2Gx0FWAn&si=JJELV__y0d0lwTac

/#/ Second album - "Nijiniggers and their Triggers"
https://vocaroo.com/1a5fvEtXZTGV - t. Sister
https://vocaroo.com/1kN2NfbxwzH0 - Ennacuck
https://files.catbox.moe/z9yky7.mp3 - Anycolor but they chose Black
https://vocaroo.com/1mVuxWMF4bty - You disgust me
https://vocaroo.com/175QN29GrzmJ - Please seethe
https://vocaroo.com/177taGVaasmE - baseball lovers
https://vocaroo.com/15uYlm1FxAL0 - I joined nijisanji
https://vocaroo.com/1nTIFMSlM9lx - Empty chairs
https://vocaroo.com/1gkJNqfAp5VB - How do you deal with Gura?
https://vocaroo.com/1i7sBnha8ayY - always reclining
https://vocaroo.com/126cZwfklE2V - puppetear.

Bonus special -
>https://vocaroo.com/1aFwhV2G67Ds - I just want to sleep feat. Rectum

>posting on /#/ is both fun and helps you make money
How are we feeling, n/u/mbercornchads?

>>75769050
>Her chat is fucking Japanese
Where the fuck are the japanese?

Cover plans is to whore out holos outside the wall to reach the invisible broader audience. Good thing holo en has member like mori and bae eh?

>>75769090
>and helps you make money
I will not fall for this
I did not fall for GME I will not fall for this

I want to take Mumei to The Cum Zone.

>>75769035
Same

>>75769140
All HoloJP viewers are fluent in English

>>75768984
Whoa Finana is at almost 6 Finanas!

>>75769189
We all told you to buy Cover stock before the Q4 report bro

>>75769189
Just treat BTC like a savings account or autobuy some with each paycheck it's ez

>>75768877
Pretty good, and basically unaffected by Ina too. A little surprising honestly, used to be a big thing that she'd be crushed under any overlap. No JPs streaming right now though, which is kind of unusual, so there are probably some JP tourists, though not as many as with Ina obviously.

Harada loves da wose

>>75769189

>>75769223
Even when they aren't streaming, their past selves make me happy

>>75767995
Shut up, Fauna

>>75769271
They both look Nohrian if we're being real here
Coulda put Bae in the cuter version of that outfit and it woulda worked a bit better

>>75769278
I hope he follows her to her next destination

>>75769271

>>75768090
RIKU MOGGED

2 minutes for amazing announcement.

>>75767682
Did the ceo allow multi platform stream?

>>75769373
>@Hololive_EN will wait patiently to tweet a girl's important announcement, but only for 25 turns.
>After that, it will begin to acknowledge their existence.

>>75768443
Yeah let’s go look how that worked out for Vesper and mag-oh no. Oh no no no

man this minecraft is stressful
I keep waiting for the hiss to come from slightly off screen

HERE COMES THE ORIGINAL 15K STABLE OCTOPUS DESTINATION RETURNED IN FULL TAKO GLORY

3D announcement incoming
https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1789088495379869895
https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1790165091469713634

>>75769466
It looks like she's just going to use the platform, not be part of the whole battle royale thing

>>75768877
Yeah, been a good series for her it seems.
Likely benefitted a lot from no one else streaming today, but then she didn't bleed to Ina somehow

15k DOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>75769354
DYRBI

>>75768979
>implying I won’t knock her up while she calls me a coloniser white devil

>>75765783
Pizza. Recently got diagnosed with something that makes pizza basically impossible to eat, and it was my favorite food before

>>75769540
If it's not that what else could it be?

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1790170163385692351
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1790170163385692351
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1790170163385692351

how salty is kronii rn

>>75769578
Harada is fucking wild, man, it's not impossible

>>75769540
wow alot of pebble think she just went to visit shiori.....

>>75769607
Since Nerissa and Shiori are both in Japan and now Biboo is off-collabing with them, there's no other explanation.

15k DORYAAA

>Inner
>Good numbers
>Minecraft
Home..

>>75769610
you know they tweeted it instead of retweeting because they know the homos are all blocked

>>75769610
Getting an incredibly small taste of how it would be like for her if she ended up in niji and probably slightly more grateful that some retards in management is the worst she has to deal with nowadays.

INA 15K DORYAAAAA
STABLE OCTOPUS DESTINATION MY BELOVED

>>75769610
I take it the fujo intern is still in charge…

>>75769610
not very she's likely drinking heavily and placing her hand on kroma's thigh

Ina's looking natty?

>>75769610
KEK

15k DORYAAAAAAAAAAAA

done watching wrassling, are Ina's #'s Natty?