/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Pipkiss

Will she stream? I am trusting

I want to take ecstasy with Hina

I can't take Meena seriously

Phasers are the best livers.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>back pain
She’s doing this on purpose

Lumi is my super cool gamer girlfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmaa4dYMrak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmaa4dYMrak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmaa4dYMrak

Trust hour?!?

>>75732032
Sorry, I'll be more gentle next time.

am I going to get frustrated watching Lumi play this game

>>75731561
>no topic
>name as pcg
>(embed)
>PL picture (although I don't really care since she is an invader)
This is the worst bake I have seen in a while

sorry, i was too rough with lumi last week

>Lumi gone from the 17th to the 22nd
>Lumi's "parents" are coming back to her place for the first time ever so she'll be on a guerilla schedule for who knows how long after she gets back
Trust levels?

>>75732123
...how is it possible to get competitive about this game?

>>75732041
she should do cumshot roulette instead

Watch em

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFTf2_C-3rg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U81ciYZZkr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmaa4dYMrak

>>75732158
Yeah with me

>>75732103
will you though?

>>75732158
Already does

>>75732111
And you ate it.

>lumi's eating on stream

>>75732247
Yeah me

>>75732158
yeah, with me

>>75732112
It's luck based. You'll probably pick on her for messing up anyway.

>>75732271
Those posts? All me.

>>75732299
I know.

>>75732271
her brother? me btw. her parents? also me

>>75732247
Tax write-off

>>75732299
This guy? He's me.

>>75732288
thanks to the items it involves strategy
it's more like poker than roulette

>>75732129
Genuinely don't care. It's probably bullshit but whatever. Might do me good to not have her stream for a while.

>>75732271

IT'S IN THE GAME
Can't believe I missed Wemi's guerilla

I made every single post in the thread so far but I'm going to bed now so it's up to you to keep the thread alive

which phaser would enjoy brapping under the blanket then sniffing it together?

>>75732417
I know, you don't have to remind me.

>>75732376
Pathetic. I woke up to the alert. I also didn't get any sleep.

is lumi.... you know...

Lumi should put more points in luck next life

>>75732531
Really talented at suicide, by the looks of it.

Which phase talent would share a limp dick femboy with you?

>>75732464
>>75732129
Worst posters in thread right now.

>>75732482
>>75732482
You should be sympathetic to wagies like me

lumi is really cursed...

Lumi...

>>75732531
Obfuscating everything with multiple layers of lies, both intentional and not? Yes. She probably lied about her name too, it was just something to throw people off.

I SHOOT MYSELF
DIES

Wait MIchi is playing the same game at the same time.
It's a world of difference lmao.

>>75732617
lmao

[spolier]You think I don't wage either man?! I woke up to it, and at that point you can't just go back to sleep....[/spoiler]

/pcg/-kun, I hope u will behave.

>be capippalist
>wake up
>open /vt/ catalog the instant eyes are open, prepared to participate in shitting up /pcg/ with talk about the latest lolcow yet again
>ctrl+f pcg and find it as the fourth option because this site is fucking stupid, open thread
>click bottom as actually reading the thread is for socially aware cucks
>don't believe my eyes - a Remi post that isn't relating to Pippa at all
>catch my breath after a few moments and click update hoping for the latest kiwi screencap update
>fully erect
>i can't process this, another Remi post
>it doesn't even mention the dog's cock inside Pippa or her furry boyfriend
>dead silence as I contemplate how this could happen
>flaccid
>wipe sweat off forehead with the same rag I relieve myself with to the thought of Pippa assaulting minorities
>update
>three more Remi posts
>i need to stop this, if I don't then vt might remember there are girls besides Pippa in Phase Connect
>think of her rotten teeth, tears forming
>i will save her
>reach out and feel keyboard
>"sing Pippa the Ripper"

>>75732704
>[spolier]

where am I?

>>75732711
now make it a song in suno

>>75732271
actual mental illness

>>75732703
She's playing Buckshot again? She was first in company to play it like two or three months ago.

>>75732711
PIPPIGGER

>>75732732
Looks like I'm the clown all along...

>>75732747
That's tame in comparison to some others.

Lumi my nietzschean hyperborean skibbidy queen

Lumi is handcuffed

I messaged Lia to come over tonight for a home cooked meal. I spent 4 hours cooking pork shoulder in a red wine reduction on top of sliced onions that gets shredded and mixed with a demi-glace sauce. On the side was brussel sprouts and asparagus cooked in bacon fat. After 4 hours a messaged her again, and got no response. I waited around while my food got cold for another 3 hours and that ungrateful bitch never showed up. I'm done being a liker. I am a bito now

>>75732158
How would the game work?

god I want to handcuff lumi and violate her

>>75732919
she sucks my cock until I cum

Lisa needs a little hat for her model to be complete

>"antis are the hardcore viewers." yeah kind of true. If you don't hate me you're a fake fan

this guy knows

>>75732919
Pick one of 5 available Gumis to jack off for five seconds. 1 in 5 Gumis suffer from premature ejaculation so if she chooses wrong she gets a sad trickle of jizz on her face

>>75732999
trustworthy

>>75731561
You fucking retard...

>>75732999
Trips of trust

menace
lost

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>75733043
>1 in 5 Gumis suffer from premature ejaculation
This is projection of the highest order

>Pippa up at 9AM
She's changed...

michi gone...

>>75733163
Anon...

>>75733196
no....

>>75733163

>>75732711
You forgot to alt+tab to discord and say something in the doremu channel

>>75732769
>>75732704
>>75732617
>Not being salaried and being paid to take vacations.

I have faith you'll escape the wagie life eventually. Even a fuck up retard like me was able to.

>>75733193
This is what happens with no rabbits and rabbits to bed poster.

>>75733193
kronii looks like a penis, bae looks like a cheap whore with this makeup what the fuck ive been wondering since the michi mochieve or whatever shes called - why do big corpos accept this shit designs

>>75733316
Hi Pippa

>>75733114

>>75733316

>>75733381

>>75733403
why does she look so evil

[Lumi News]
she is straight edging

Nini
I've made the mistake of putting 15 hours into pixelmon in the last two days.

>>75733499

>>75733163
Yeah it should be way higher

>>75733516
nini!

>>75733381
That's real funny anon.

>>75733516
nini I havent touched it in forever... maybe I'll check it out again too

>>75731561
>(embed)

Lia needs a new, leader daki

Why would you ever want to shoot yourself?

>>75733774
cause no lemon gf

>>75731561

>>75733516
Nini capipi!

>>75702337
Uruka should do a violin cover of Potion

>>75733774
no Lumi wife

>>75733774
Everyone has considered it a few times in their life

>>75733397
>>75733316

>>75733828
That would be so fucking sick

>>75733774
IM GONNA DO IT!!!

Why did she do it, i still cant believe it. Fuck you fishman you had ONE JOB i dont think any of these new 3 invaders can compensate for this loss…

>>75733839
not me, i dont have a gun, considered it in other ways

I had a weird dream last night that Michael Myers was hunting down random people from /pcg/ everyone in the thread was talking about how Nasaposter was missing and so was the Pico ritual poster.
Then I guess I got scared and started running around finding shelter at some giant hotel which was more an apartment with a Mexican family and an orc somehow.
Then I saw him coming up the stairs but no one believed me so I hid under the table as he started breaking down the door and then I woke up.

>>75733924
Honestly the timing just was probably bad with when tsun closed and next invaders opened.

>>75733924
Please see pic rel.
Thankies

>>75734045
>and then I woke up.
Did you?

>>75733774
Once you start every morning with the question "why shouldn't I kill myself?" eventually you will reach a day when you no longer can come up with a reason, and that lack will forever haunt you.

>>75734045
Glad you survived Gumi

Thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhXvqERMks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnfSirqdbng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvIme0iSgP8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKDsoaIhn2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnsXdCcipLM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj3t7KYNUO4

>>75734081
Thank you I was just about to start looking for this exact post.

>>75734092
>why shouldn't I kill myself?
mom would be sad

Pippa should've went back to bed after our morning fuck session

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6st9Kl8kBds
eber is also playing this later

>>75734165
Same

>>75734081
didn't the tweet say she has an extended contract as a trade offer of keeping her IP?

>>75734045
Ill get you next time bitch

>>75734202
yep
the only way to get indie lisa is idol collapsing at this point or watiting like 10 years

Edging to Lumi right now

>>75734202
Catalog moment.

>>75734181
>Favorite girls playing favorite fotm in the last year
eating

>>75734108
How did Phase Connect fail as an idol company when they have so many bangers?

>>75734309
the catalog comes to pcg, I don't need to look there

>>75734165
same also90 cat

>>75734045
All my dreams last night got interrupted halfway in by my developing sleep apnea.

>>75734376
fattie detected, i prescribe you infinity sets of put fork downs

>>75734165
Unless she is very old or in ill health she'll get over it. Also you can mitigate that my setting your bank to transfer everything to her in case of your death.

I want to FUCK Iori

>>75734165
good take

>>75734527
I want to fuck Larry

>>75734081
Honestly i'm worried about her health. The whole throat problem stuff sounds rough, man. I hope she can handle it mentally, she's a sweetheart but a softy.

>>75734567
I know what you are

>>75734651
I am completely straight

World of Sexships.
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1790061648624927062

>>75734527
I want someone to hug me

>>75734717
But nobody wants to hug you, so get to developing that apathy.

>>75734798
It doesn't ever go away you just go numb

>>75734698
I wonder if they'll sponsor her again.

>>75734698
>All it took Pippa to break was ship sluts
Grim. But the last stream was great.

>>75734609
Lisa is a stubborn little creature who despite being less than 100lbs gets into moshpit fights and takes no prisoners! ( Unless she's exaggerating)

POKO MOKO
https://files.catbox.moe/l7rila.jpg

[Lumi news] she thinks Lia SUCKS

>>75734866
Sometimes that's the best thing can hope for in life.

>>75734981
Yeah, me

>>75734202
Yes but she's still apparently free to leave if she wants, will probably have to give up her new assets or something

>>75734925
Yeah, I mean she's a tough scrappy sheep and she's a fighter but she's got such a squishy heart. I hope she has support to get through it all. I was watching some of her old vods the other night and she melts my heart.

I can't be mad about her joining Idol even though i'm opposed to them. I hope things work out for her.

>>75735004
I will find out a socially acceptable way to pay a girl to hug me one day

>>75735047
I hope Lumi doesn't do anything dastardly to our sheepy...

>>75734945
She's a chonky girl

>>75735047
>she's got such a squishy heart
how do you know this

>>75734519
knew a guy who died in an "accident" as they couldn't prove it was intentional the life insurance paid out to his parents 1.2mil I'll tell you best thing that dude ever did for anyone, they now smile when hes brought up.

>>75735122
It's squeezable

>>75735047
I want to take advantage of this sheep bros

>>75735047
I really don't mind her joining a corp, my main problem with the jews is the fanbase, they were already tearing each other apart yesterday the moment Enya told them to stop being coomers in chat

Is Erina?

>>75735080
>>75734717
There are hug meetups & hug services that are designed to address exactly this need. Search around. Around 2008 >Our issues started to become mainstream so even fairly well-adjusted people are increasingly touch-starved with frameworks to address that slowly being created. All the best.

>lady fortuna determines everything
>but the house doesnt always win
pick one you whore
>uhhhh fortuna is a masochist and chose to lose!!!
freudian slop

>>75735122
She cries very easily when she gets emotional. I love her for it but she needs support.
>>75735158
Yes, don't relax around them. I'm very weary about it but Lisa needs a break, something. She's been through a lot.

>>75735210
t-thanks

>>75735200
Mine?
Yes

>>75735200
Yeah... gonna need you to stop that

>>75735047
>squishy heart
Oh yeah? Let's look at her actions
>scammed Pippa
>sexually humiliated Pippa in a Walmart
>trades sexual favors for controlled substances
>joined the enemy

>>75734169
>should've went

>>75735153
Is it milkable?

>set a new high score
>collect the letters that spell PANKO
>perform a noseslide on the MANKO
https://files.catbox.moe/sokh8t.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/4sb93g.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/74185q.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/6j3h2c.mp3

>>75735210
I don't think this applies to genuinely unhuggable types, it's more like a club for those down on their luck. If you've never been hugged or your only memories of it are decades old true story then there's probably a very real reason for it.

if you could have 24 hours with lumi and she couldn't say no, what would you order her to do?

>>75735047
I like her new gen, they are cute, and kind of mogg the rest of idol desu

>>75735335
Those were just the Idolcorp humiliation rituals you have to do to a close friend in order to join. Pippa felt bad after Sakana rejected her so she consented to everything to help her friend

>>75735510
I know Tonya but who's the one on the left?

>>75735506
Tell her to give me half her yearly income

>>75735506
The destruction of the illegitimate state of Israel and also anal sex

>>75735506
Leave the internet and have a good life.

https://youtu.be/-f3GXLimNTY

Pippa will stream tonight if she loves us

>>75735506
Make her give me Dizzy's number then have her eear a maid outfit and clean my apartment before I kick her out for my date with dizzy

>>75735541
Punkalopi

>>75735466
Can you squeeze the silence?
Can you milk the dark?
Can you fix the broken?
CAN YOU SQUILK, CAN YOU SQUILK MY HEART?

>>75735574
Cute

>>75735506
hold her hand

How do I make money off of watching vtubers? My mom is trying to make me get a job

>>75735627
This needs a gigachad Lisa pic to make it complete

[Lumi news] /#/ are not her frinends

>>75735506
Force Lumi to get a womb tattoo and then lead her naked on a leash through Time's Square with her vtuber name and stream link written in lipstick on her back.

I will not reply to every tweet
I will not reply to every tweet
I will not reply to every tweet
Even if it's really cute

>>75735510
I just don't get why they hired Punkalopi. Tonya and Lisa are fantastic and I hope they do well in Idol but Lopi is nothing but a stupid grifter.

>>75735665
Be a clipper and join the contest

>>75735665
Become a clipper for a channel that allows you to monetize the clips.

bros I bought the Certain Magical Index Omnibus, what am I in for?

>>75735665
Restart life, become independent early and get into an education that allows you to work in a field that lets you spend a lot of time online watching vtubers. Otherwise get a job and quit watching vtubers.

>>75735506
sex and marriage

>>75735665
Become the new ESL 4chan parrot

>>75735574
Honestly using the raid function to make a 2view's day is one of the coolest parts of Phase culture.
I remember when wayyy way back Lumi raided Arypie (sp?) during a subathon and we essentially knocked out the entire list of rewards within the first 15 minutes of arriving.

>>75735715

Y'know, the hag labeling and self deprecating jokes kind of ran it's course, I kind of wich that running gag dies. It's annoying

>>75735215
t. groomer

>>75735771

>>75735771
A story so bad that it made Pippa both physically and mentally ill.

pankobeingsprayedinthemouthbywolfsemen.png

>>75735831
I wish you would rope yourself, ESL-chama

>>75735872
did she actually not like it

>>75735665
security guard

>>75735574
wtf? Pippa can be cute and wholesome sometimes?

>>75733924
Eber, Dizzy, and arguably even Jelly were better pics than weed girl for the latest invader gen, what makes you think Fishman won't cook for the next invader gen? He knows what he's doing.

RRAT:
Dizzy nepohired Saya because she knew she was incompetent and would do worse than her.

>>75735831
Every time you think she's sad go watch her debut and first couple streams.

>>75734092
healthy people with a sound mind don't even need to start their day thinking why they shouldn't kill themselves. the thought never enters my mind in the first place. i got bigger fish to fry, like breakfast

>>75735916
This nigga has fish for breakfast lmao

>>75735894
She did not.

>>75735894
nope, she read the first volume as part of a book club series and ended up abandoning it there because she thought the writing was bad

>>75735200
Yes

>>75735907
"Fish is gonna fire me any day now" era Dizzy was probably one of the most downright terrified people I've ever seen on a screen.
>>75735991
>>75735872
The writing is bad but the real sin was not tickling Pippa's pickle the right way!
Give her the Strike Witches novels and she'll blaze through that shit despite being as bad or worse!

>>75735574
I can't look at her without thinking about what happened

>>75735771
Regret because you should read/watch Railgun instead

Wat?

>>75735771
trash

>>75735969

>>75736112
Striped pantsu

>>75736112
Pippanties of course

>>75736147

>>75735916
Don't read 20th century french philosophers then.

>>75736112
It's a play on "midshipman" the most junior rank of officer in the navy

>>75736112
look at the picture on the post she's replying to
she's looking up Mint's skirt

Racism

>>75736204
Imagine the smell...

>2am in Japan
>Yuu has been streaming for 5 hours
Yuu is tired.

>>75735771
If you're going in just to gush over the girls then you might enjoy it. Otherwise, the only entertaining character is Accel who is a side character and if you're expecting any coherent writing or character depth then you might as well refund it.

>>75736041
everytime I see Dizzy push through her hardest battles stronger and stronger it gives me so much respect for the slug, her and muyu will find their happiness

>>75735969
>This nigga has fish for breakfast lmao
You don't?

>>75736240
Proof?

Surprised no art exists of Pippa in her bulk bought plain black Walmart panties

>>75736273
mint?

>>75736311
I have beans

>>75736297
its been almost a whole month since her last break down on stream im so proud of her

>>75736311
It's not common in first world countries outside of japan

>>75736112
They're red.
t. Knower

>>75736353
AYO THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

>>75735771
Kino, absolute fucking kino. New Testament 9 is a banger.

>>75736273
I don't think ghost have a scent anon.

In case you guys were hiding, I still found this thread typing pcg in catalog. You should fix that.

>>75736311
Do people even eat breakfast anymore?

I want to a ghost

>>75736402
Not hiding, just retarded

>>75736402
Why are you so clingy?

Pippa

[Lumi news] SHE HATE US

Lumi news: She's fucking me

>>75736413
how would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadnt eaten breakfast yesterday morning

>>75735907
god steals the most expensive couches from his strongest slugs

>>75736402
You should let me have a turn with your hotwife

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE LUCK
RATE THE SCREAMING
RATE THE STREAM

>>75736289
Accel is a main character, he's only a side character for the first ten or so volumes, but by the end of the old testament, there's 3 main characters, Touma, Accelerator and Hamazura.
Old Testament is only the first 3rd of the series and Accel becomes a MC halfway into that.

>>75736501
Impeccable timing/10
Was laughing the whole time/10

>>75736240
Is bad

>>75736357
and she did the right thing of clowning on her whore of a sister last time something fucked up happened to her instead of letting it eat her alive again

Howdy

>>75736484
Probably okay.

>>75736240
Is good
>>75736564
and this anon is a fag

Yuu has good Engrish
I will now sub

>>75736351
Fantôme
>>75736397
Ectoplasm

Yuu is NOT single! (re:singer)

to the esls she just said "im not singer"

Would you eat Pipoa's ass for a Klondike bar?
Would you eat a Klondike bar out of Pippa's ass?

Hey /pcg/, would you like to see this bunny?

>>75736501
Had a great time, the beginnig part where she keps shooting herself and dying was the funniest shit ever.

>>75736682
if lia actually yes

How come no one here talks about tenma? I saw her on Filian's stream and she is way more funny than anyone else I've seen from phase.

>>75736702
>>75736646
Anon...hide them....quick

>>75736723
I like Tenma but I don't watch her much.

>>75736646
>>75736702
Yoink

>>75736672
Yeah, cause she's married to me.

I can't believe you guys would dox Lumi wtf

>>75736702
>>75736646
YEET

>>75736753
you warned them too late...

>>75736723
Tenma filters retards and autists pretty aggressively so her fans are less likely to be the ones spamming the shit out of the thread

>>75736723
outside of a few moments her streams are super fucking boring
she doesn’t read chat and 70% of the time she’s just silent
also she’s not GFE at all and hates this place so nobody really talks about her

>>75736723
Tenma fans dont use this site.

>>75736723
she built her own independent audience which mostly isn’t /here/. most of the other phase chuubas share an audience which is largely /here/.

>>75736613

https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1789530148808818918

Anyone else excited for Pippa's new sister? The only thing is I hope she's an experienced streamer instead of someone like Neo who had never streamed before debuting.

The fuck? Is she near her 40's?

>>75736723
Apparently only schizophrenic fans hang out here, and Tenma doesn't have those.

>>75736723
I’ll post Mii-chan to make up for it

>>75736784
I failed

>>75736501
just get luckier next time/10

>>75736906

>>75736723
I like and talk about Tenma sometimes but she hard filters the schizo retards.

>still waiting for Leafma to return

>>75737008
I thought she came back for the superchat reading stream

...

>>75737044
what

>>75736980
YOINK

>>75736501
the game gets repetitive real quick, thankfully the graphics and music make up for it a little bit/10
cool morning stream/10

>>75737043
She did? Did she say anything about playing Black Souls 2?

>>75736501
Wish she told me to kms more often/10

>>75737044
Spit it out

Lisa can't be stopped

Kinda funny the Lisa anting stopped around the same time the cuckposters got swept

>>75737114

>>75736484
BUT I ATE BREAKFAST!!!!1!!!!1!!1111

>>75737176
Stop noticing.

>>75737176
Every time one or more of the threadshitters gets banned I yearn for the IP counter to come back.

>>75736723
Model is meh so is the voice, also no female attention surrogate. Loser incels like me don't stick around with her.

>>75737176
It's almost like the only people throwing a fit about Lisa are the same people that constantly shit on phase...

>>75737113
I don't know I only caught a bit of that stream

>>75737176
every time cuckposters get jannie'd, the thread quality improves massively
i don't think 3 day bans are enough
they need to get banned from alive

>>75737176
Really does solidify that it's literally one faggot shitting things up. Especially since these hours are normally the worst.

>>75737201
....oh
you want some crayons bito? you have to promise not to eat them ok?
Even the yellow one, I know that one is tasty but thats a nono ok?

>>75737176
Threads did bump up a grade or two after

>>75737113
>3 tails
is she even more of a hag?

>>75737370
gimme the red one. it tastes the best

Heeeey~
What's going on in this thread~?

>>75737433
w

>>75737433
e

>>75737433
Sorry, no weed here.

>>75737433

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejoIAdlpHa0&t=6209s

Which talents would have this line running on loop for their sleep hypnosis?

>>75737433
I got some weed

>>75737044
She's just a few weeks pregnant and I'm not sure how many people have been there since I was just wondering how you were going back and forth to get the stuff done and the first time we were talking to you about it and you didn't have a date for Jelly but I don't think she was going corpo for me to do anything else *cums on u*

>>75737431
the blue one tastes the best

>>75737433
Squeezable and milkable

>>75737433

I really don't like Lumi

>>75737176
Pretty funny to see the thread immediately slow down and thread quality go up after one guy gets banned
>>75664094

>>75737535
Askers?

>>75736723
There's nothing much to talk about her. She may as well be talking to herself during her solo gaming streams.

>>75737503

>>75737507
squilkable?

why threads better than normal?

>>75737535

Light mode or dark mode?

>>75737330
Lisa can't yoink this one. That would be a felony.

>>75737599
DON'T SAY THAT

>>75737535
Good for you. I wish I didn't like her.

>>75737669
Dark.

>>75737669
dark

>>75737612
Looks like someone got swept yesterday, enjoy it while it lasts
>>75737553

>>75737669
Dark

>>75737612
>>75737553
That makes a lot of sense.

>>75737669
Dark because it's a better contrast with her hair and blue doesn't really compliment her color scheme imo.

>>75737669
light out of contrarianism

YUU NO CAREFUL OR YOURE GONNA BE IN A RACISM COMPILATION BY A DRAMA VTWEETER

>>75737484
What

Sure is a lot of yoinking going on today.

>>75737612
All the most mentally ill posters live in destitute or monitored conditions meaning whenever they get banned they can't evade it.