/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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alban LOVE !!!!!11111

can the anon who had the new gdrive link to the updated fic list post the link again, we've had some entries since then

>>75643610
the one in the OP is the new archive but idk if they added the new entries recently
i think anon also forgot to change the last updated date too

thank you for baking during sleepy hours!!

News:
NijiEN 3rd Anniversary Celebration site: https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/en_3rd_anniversary/
NijEN 3rd Anniversary merch releases May 12: https://www.anycolor.co.jp/en/news/n05mv-o5dv4j
Luxnoc Chibi merch releases May 12: https://www.anycolor.co.jp/en/news/4_qzeefvry02
Luxiem, Noctyx, and Krisis at AnimeImpulse Seattle May 18-19 (M&G, Panels): https://x.com/animeimpulse/status/1779585413855813757
Ren and Doppio NijiEncounter Playback releases June 12: https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1789493455980560467
Alban, Luca, and Shu scale figures: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1737669737298243784
Krisis Palverse Pale figures announced: https://x.com/bushi_hobby_en/status/1738378892723773541
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Outfit status: Aster, May 18: https://x.com/AsterArcadia/status/1789525030088712632

Merch on sale:
TDH Graphic Novel (until May 19)
Hex Bday (Until May 12)
Soothing Voice
TTT Half Anniversary
Nijien Petit Vol. 2
Brand New Desk Life
Welcome to EN Land
Vivid Stage

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Shu and Sonny NijiEncounter Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkl_qZnjC_E
Ike Instrumental Orisong: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1784610521951490267
Alban Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwCuoD49yAI
Luca Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uZMbxXaCNs
Uki Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2r7xfCOnmU
Fulgur Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC2bCR87LYs
Noctyx Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejo
Zali Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZA8QIM7cdk
Vox Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewNBqazPepk
Vox Movie Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1OJoGHC9Q
Ver Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSEKdqt-s0c
Claude Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXGLWbMtmtc

>>75643610
>>75643707
Hello anons, I was away from the internet for a while due to unimportant reasons. I will update the post today, apologies for the delay.

I am obsessed with this man. All three of him.

>>75645063
no worries anon !!!!! please take your time, it's so nice that you're even doing this to begin with !!!

>wake up
>even more mystery niggas
Good lord they're multiplying

i hope we get more anime projects like what aster's got upcoming, even if they take a long time. these boys have good voices and they must be put to work outside of VP

Froggy & camelia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBCmf4-L8ww

I want him to do the bunny girl game but mostly for the fanart. I hope someone is brave and does some Poco Pio stuff as well...

>>75647093
I meant to ask, I saw some Poco Pio fic posted by an anon on ao3 the other day. If that anon is /here/ I want you to know I love you.

another day to miss wife... mother's day without my mommy....... i'm an orphan..

>>75647222
It's ok comfydant, do you want me to brush your wool while we wait for wife to come home?

>>75647154
I wish I had put my stats into writing but alas. Anons truly are powerful though.

>>75647370
ueueueueue.... i want mommy to do it... but i guess anon is ok too for today...

>>75647093
I would need to do my PocoPio reps cause I've only seen 2 streams with him but I would write this even if he doesn't stream it. Maybe if I have time I'll go through every stream he's done as him and write it, would anons want the original MC as the partner, a a/reader fic or one of the other nijis or Pio himself if I did?

>>75647222
that's me on fathers day every year, it's been 7 years... he died so young too and i saw it happen, my sister tried to perform cpr on him as he died and has never been the same ever since, it was fucked up

>>75647617
That's... a tough question for a crazy person. Actually, I couldn't decide what I would want. Any positioning/combination for Poco Pio and Pio or Poco Pio and another Niji sounds good to me.
But I see the appeal in generic MC too... and I know some people really like reader... I'm not helpful at all, sorry anon.

>>75647617
If one goes the generic reader route, >>75648287
a good base would be a wagie-type person. Overworked person + brat always works well

ver cameo in meloco stream

>>75648499
i read this as ver came in meloco's stream, as in cum

>>75647476
I know I can never compare to our motherwife, but I will do my best for you anon. It's all gonna be okay...

>>75647803
Sincerely sorry for your loss, anon. It's always hardest when it's sudden.

>>75648578
he was being raped by ghost ojisans so he had to ask her for help to exorcise them

>>75648623
>ghost ojisans
I'm all of them

>>75647803
i'm so sorry anon, that's terrible...
>>75648596
we have to learn to brush each other while he's gone...

hello @god i've been a good girl
can you please make alban get a ouji-kei shota outfit with a crying toggle and fully rigged cat ears and tail this year please please please i literally don't need anything else

>>75649695
>tako
>good girl
hmm

>>75649828
i haven't committed a single crime this year

>>75649922
is liking shota porn not a crime in your country?

>>75649968
i'm not an aussie....is it banned anywhere else in the world?

>>75649695
you are asking for exactly what we need as a society

my flesh oshi who likes showing off his slutty armpits was in fuwa's 3D... my worlds are colliding...

>>75650048
brazil, finland, belgium, sweden, some us states, columbia, denmark, germany, mexico, new zealand and probably others, there's a few of them

>>75650378
>leaf country not in the list
SAFE

>>75650378
i am probably safe

>>75650048
unfortunately it's getting worse and worse out there for basically any sexual content, shota or otherwise. of course shota and loli content are the first things on the chopping block, but basically all anime-style artwork is constantly being scrutinized, as is other nsfw art. even 3dpd isn't safe these days. not to be too depressing but because of demands from payment processors that people either sanitize their content or they'll cut them off from banks, there's not much that can be done. even adult-focused content hosts have long lists of things they refuse to allow depictions of, even fictional, that ranges from noncon to consensual bdsm to watersports to "not looking consenting enough", picrel. gumroad recently kicked off all their nsfw content creators with no warning. it's a nightmare.

>>75650453
okay good, i play with fire constantly consuming shota stuff while in aussie

>>75648641
ojisan anon...

>>75650518
AO3 being non-profit is its saving grace in so many ways

>>75650378
>sweden
Ike... is this why he's seemingly moved to Canada

>>75651699
Oh no!! he's sweaty! I better use my tongue to dry him up before his next game

I finally caught up with the news, Pio/Ren song with Teddyloid, LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO
Infinity was already sex, I’m frothing at the mouth thinking about it, Pio SEX

>>75650378
>brazil
*gulp*

This just makes me wanna post all the shota images I have in my vtuber folder. Would you guys enjoy that too?

>>75653182
Oh definitely

>>75653182
yes please onegai

>>75653182
I'll do what I can for the cause. I've been needing to organize this folder anyway... there's 12,000 files in here.

>>75655331
zip or rar then burner google drive

>>75655454
I'm not brave enough to trust that I never saved something to the wrong directory like that, alas.

Social battery gone… everything annoying me… demon please come back soon

>>75656791
I've felt that way lately too. I hope he returns to you soon, kindred.

A while back an anon asked me for a source on pircel. Surreptitiously found the artist today:
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/101048162

>>75658619
THAT WAS ME!!!!!!!!! I WAS THAT ANON, ARIGATOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75658161
At least I have off tomorrow so I can stay inside all day and not see anyone. City living sucks when you really don’t wanna be near people. Demon can take his time coming back since he has a lot of work but I miss him and I wish he was back already

No die

>>75659329
Happy that I could help, anon! Downside is that I just lost three hours of my life saving vtuber fanart... why am I like this?

How’s anons doing this barren sunday

>>75668870
A lot on my mind, but it's like that sometimes. How are you, anon?

Does this game have fucking somno too? I can't stop playing...

>>75669920
I keep meaning to share a photo of the game, selecting it, then picking a reaction image...

>>75668870
watched a couple movies, dreading going back to work

>>75669998
oh your roommate has a bf? man mine's not a good seed since mine's got a girlfriend instead,

>>75669030
Not much, gonna go home and write a letter to my mom. And also enjoy the new monitor I bought

>>75670775
I set the world values to overwhelmingly gay it up, so that probably changes things. Is your roomie's gf a weird bitch too?

>>75671538
I hope the writing goes well anon. And congrats on the new monitor! I hope it serves you well.

>>75671661
yeah she's a weird bitch, it seems to be the main trait of the roommate's partner

>>75645172
What are the chances these are just placeholders for other ENcounter songs ?

>>75672492
i hope not but it is likely

>>75652925
@policiafederal

boku no pico but brothers that

>>75678533
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HORNY YAMINION I WILL SAVE YOU

i wish they wouldnt have posted the teaser so early im gonna die

>>75676591
sometimes I wish I had jp reps so I could appreciate these boys too

>>75678533
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME AND MY SHOTAS ALIVE, YOU FUCKING PIGS!!!

Oh great GOOGLY MOOGLY, it’s SHU FLINTSTONE!!! What’s that?? You’re here to beat the ever loving shit out of me for stealing and degrading your iconic catchphrase???? You want reparations, that involve IMPREGNATING ME??? WHAAAA??!? You wanna rip my esophagus out of my throat and FEED IT TO YOUR PET DINOSAUR??? And then you’re gonna feed me a concoction that will PERMANENTLY RUIN MY LIBIDO??? My ballsack will SHRIVEL UP and become useless??? Then you wanna take me back to Bedrock and install ME AS A TOILET in your BATHROOM?? You’re gonna make sure I gulp down EVERY SINGLE SHIT YOUR FAMILY TAKES?? And while I’m in this state you’re gonna show me a PREHISTORIC STONE AGE DICKING? You and every citizen of Bedrock are gonna EMPTY YOUR BIG FAT BALLSACKS into my FERTILE WOMB??? WHAAAA??? You’re gonna use me to create a super race of genetically enhanced caveBVLLs that will FUCK EVERY SINGLE HOLE IN MY BODY for the REST OF ETERNITY??? At which point your best friend Barney will ENSLAVE me and turn me into a GIMP??? My ONLY PURPOSE in life will be to watch you FUCK MY ASSHOLE, NEGLECTING MY PENIS ENTIRELY??? Then you’re gonna RIP THE SKIN OFF MY BODY and replace it with DINOSAUR SKIN??? And as I’m acclimating to my new life as a dinosaur YOU’RE GONNA TIME TRAVEL to when we first met??? Leaving me to die with all the other dinosaurs when the asteroids hit??? WHAAA??? You’re gonna IMPREGNATE me in literally EVERY single timeline that exists??? And this whole process will repeat over and over until ALL THE DINOSAURS ARE VERSIONS OF ME who have SUFFERED this brutal and demeaning PUNISHMENT for EONS on end? The extinction of the dinosaurs will LITERALLY be the extinction of DEGEN YAMINION??? What else can I say but YABBA DABBA D- ACK WAIT I’M SORRY SHU PLEASE DON’T UNLEASH YOUR ANGER ON ME AGAIN AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

>>75671661
The new monitor is indeed very good, the bump in resolution is blowing my mind

>>75680595
REN ABOUT ME COVER WHEEEEEN

RAINBROS...

>>75685060
There's gonna be livestream tickets available, too!

>>75685166
>>75685060
IT'S FUCKING IN 3D AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>75685060
>>75685166
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1789822951451501043
https://twitter.com/AnimeExpo/status/1789822923143807223
Announcement tweets with more details.

HOLY SHIT THAT MEANS THE REST OF THE ANNOUNCEMENTS ARE NOT JUST NIJIENCOUNTER IM FUCKINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

violisko anon this was for you

holy shit the event is at 4am jst

>>75685300
HOT DAMN

Lads we aren't out of the NA con game just yet

>>75686140
I KNOWWW I'M FREAKING ITTTT I GOTTA FIGURE OUT IF I'LL BE ABLE TO GO SEE IT IN PERSON UUUEEEE

>>75686324
i'm over the moon i'm already buying my plane tickets

>>75645172
WHAT ARE YOU

I saw it in the replies but they should make shu, luca, sonny, and uki a unit already. Those 4 keep showing up together for concerts all the time

I'll likely be on a plane during it, so I hope the livestream ticket includes an archive that's available for a day or two after....

>>75687129
what is their unit name though, we've got the purple boys and the yellow aussies

>>75687129
>>75687219
They came up with PB&J during virtual rhapsody

THIS MEANS NOCTYX 3D DEBUTS BEFORE JULY RIGHT?

>>75687440
Never forget shellin, anon. It could happen but probably not

fuck I really could just watch this online but it's a once in a lifetime chance and I really don't want to regret not attending. fml

>>75687643
how many years has it been for him..... yeah the timeline seems too tight but who knows, maybe they'll pull the rug out from under our feet again

>>75687643
>>75688127
shellin is a special case but idios will be doing their 3D relays this month and next month, so i would hold your hopes for a bit

>>75688127
Given that there's a high chance that vox is recording his 3d right now, it's definitely higher than zero, but before early july? It's a tight squeeze.

>>75688291
if they're releasing this month and next month, doesn't that mean it's already been recorded? they gotta need time for post production.

>>75688486
by it do you mean idios? the JPs do theirs almost entirely live, the only reason we don't is our boys and girls don't live there. if you mean the boys, some reason i doubt all of luxnoct were able to do their 3D recordings, the way ethyria talked about it, they were in the studio for so long every day, i can't remember a recent japan trip where they'd all have time for that. aside from vox who has been cooking something huge

>>75688778
i meant idios. damn, it's a shame it's unlikely we'll ever get a truly 3D live...

anniversary and chibi merch out

>>75689511
GRAAAAAAAAH MY WALLET

>>75689511
i'm scared to order merch because what else do they have in store that we don't know about yet? what if i place my order and a new announcement drops a few days later?

The keychains don't look half bad, neat

>>75689834
i have the same thought process plus i can afford to skip chibi merch

>>75689834
They'll probably have merch for summer jam

Bros there's a high chance we'll see Infinity in 3d

>>75689891
it should all be permanent merch so that's a plus
>>75689919
my oshi isn't in it but the uncertainty makes it worse

>>75690398
holy sex

I'm so grateful for streaming tix I don't wanna go all the way to LA from the east coast.

>>75685166
Oh we are so back

gn

>>75688019 (me)
good lord hotels are fucking expensive what in the world. fuck this stupid earth

>>75694708
a single night at a hotel costs more than my round trip flight it's insane, i need to find someone to crash at

>>75695061
I'm sad I'm not going, I would gladly split with nenmen peeps and have the trashiest hotel room there ever was.

>>75694672
gn !!!!

>>75696377
aww anon... i'd also happily split a room with /nenmen/, right now aside from AX tickets not being live until the 16th the only big obstacle is the hotel

all the silent periods were really worth it i just can't imagine having to sit on good news for so long and not getting to share it with us

so much exciting news lately I'm gonna pass out! i love Infinity and i cant wait to hear pio in the 2nd encounter! And 3D LIVE AT AX...i saw Lazulight last year, i wasnt planning on going this year but now im reconsidering...its so expensive though ToT but whether in person or the streaming ticket im definitely gonna watch

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

dead

>>75695061
I'm can't believe I'm really this tempted to spend almost 2k USD just to bring me and my broke ass friend to something I can just watch online. But fuck man I really want to

Ehhh it doesn't show the flexibility much but it does show the Sonny

>>75704836
This doesn't even include the image I'm retarred. I might post in main instead as it's faster

>>75705110
kek

oogi break for work.. uuuueeeuuee

I guess it's marginally off topic here but I don't want to post in main during schizo hours, but I saw a clip of matara earlier talking about how she isn't in touch with anyone in nijien anymore except rosemi and that she wants people there to just stop talking about her, and I've been depressed about it all day because ike really misses her and still talks about her a lot and I really hope he doesn't see it

>>75707270
i wonder if it's because she doesn't want to drag him into drama? people cling onto a lot of stuff she says to create shitposts about

VANTA LOVE!
I just saw the news, what a great way to start the week!! We've been eating so good lately I'm so happy for the livers and for us ueeeeeee
Good luck to everyone trying to arrange accommodations for Anime Expo!

>>75707270
I'm pretty sure Ike mentioned "mom" watching him and the boys at that one Hong Kong concert panel. I'm not sure if she was there in person or she managed to get online tickets, but I do remember him clearly saying that she texted him saying she was cheering him on loudly. Granted, that was almost a year ago, so who knows what's happened behind the scenes since then. Maybe I'm just saying this because I feel a bit sad about it, too. Kuro mentioned chatting with Ike a few days ago, so at least they've kept in touch. But, it's kind of frustrating that for the most part graduated members keep going *winkwink* at their time in Nijisanji, but don't really speak all that much on the friendships they made while in it. On the other hand, I guess I can also reason that they just don't want to put targets on anybody's backs.

special collab?

>>75707270
was that a clip from today?
i went glancing for it but got blasted in the face with dozens of PL bait videos. even though it's basic knowledge it's still annoying to see

>>75710393
is it the figure? :o

>>75710766
It was from 2 days ago, I can link it if you want but I didn't want to derail the thread
>>75710816
That was my guess

>>75710766
No, I remember seeing the clip a few days ago.

>>75694708
>>75695061
Hold off gettin' tickets and call around hotels in that area, they might offer block rates as a deal with AX where you can get rooms at a cheaper/fixed rate (hotels frequently do this bc it's better to cut into the premium slightly to fill a room + customers will be more satisfied thinking they got a better deal + better relations with local big businesses are always better for them.) On the other hand it's LA so they might have leeway to just charge whatever... but it's worth a shot.

>>75702232
I hope you can make it Kindred anon! And I hope you're doing well.

>>75710898
i hope it is !!! i've been wanting to see it for so long...that reminds me that alban has a figure too....i need to save for so much merch...

okay I'm like 90% sure I got a very unlucky seed because a good chunk of the things happening in this game is girls love what the hell

>>75712933
you need to make your world be basically all men inclined to do gay stuff, in world edit before you start the game

>>75643240
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yYiYRuPPL1ylDkqY4L9eAOcGXTMkISCBWjsZXjmcLx8/edit?usp=sharing

I have updated the fic archive. Please inform me if I have missed anything from the last update.

>>75713078
sucks because I am a large ways into this already. like getting dubcon'd by a transguy then getting used by a older guy in a bar.

I felt like time passed very quickly and realized that I don't think there are menstruation cycles coded

>>75713338
thank you chu
>>75713792
can you get pregnant if you play as a girl?
>>75713484
this happened early on and i turned the guy into DJ kek

>>75714087
so far my character has a vagina and hasn't gotten pregnant so I don't think so

>>75714087
>>75714362
there's no pregnancy in COT

>>75714087
... I am... surprised I did not think of this. at all.
>>75714395
naruhodo...

>>75715385
i miss this slut

>>75715647
i love this whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Y6r9IDFbw&t=6345

rewatching that minecraft stream and man alban is such a whore

>>75715730
the anime impulse worker hearing that...

>>75716363
they should know what he does in those booths....he's probably just like ver but instead of white ojisans he gets japanese ojisans

ueeeee i miss alban

https://twitter.com/nijisanji_id/status/1789928796923048103?s=46&t=s3YWHCgfPMRVip3tYDlbnQ
Aww man...

>>75716799
i'm not surprised but it's still sad, i just hope his health/family issues clear up

>>75716417
and me... i have too much competition

>>75716867
Agreed, I had feeling it was coming with everything going on for him. I wish him nothing but the absolute best.

kind of funnny seeing someone try to stir a rat only to be replied with the truth of bon's thing

>>75717689
all rrats are culled eventually, no one in the catalog even knows who he is

Bon bons roommate follows someone who shall not be named....

>>75716417
that one ike fic where he gets molested in a train but its alban and japanese ojisans

>>75718928
i don't see anyone he is following that would not make sense given his friends in niji, unless you never watched him or people in EN he is friends with

>>75719039
Wdym...are you acting blind?

>>75719595
who could you possibly mean? i can already predict which person you will say so let me preemptively call you a newfag

alban flexing on youtube shorts
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ump7vqc4paE

does this game have a somno option... i don't care that he hates me if i can make him cum

>>75721374
i didn't know the roommate was romance-able

>>75721374
so far, only somno that can happen to you by your roommate's partner

>>75721415
Is he not? boooo
If there's a way I'll find it.

>>75721418
I'm fine getting bad touched by him. I made him Doppio because his in-game description had him being tall, purple-haired, and punk aesthetic. Doppio/Ike is also a surprisingly kino thing to consider... I love this game.

>>75721582
oh for me my roommate and their partner are having menhara problems and are doing things to me

>>75721374
i don't know how to get the roommate to talk to me but being his boyfriend's pet is somehow making the dislike meter go down, in my game uki (roomie) is apparently turned on by knowing alban gets off to the sound of psyborg sex, and that fulgur commands alban to go streaking at night and go to gloryholes and send him photos of himself
meanwhile i am finally getting somewhere with the best friend sonny, they got blackmailed by rich students who i made into poco pio and doom since they're very bratty, and they made alban and sonny jerk off next to each other into milkshakes that are secretly being served at parties. and that made his lust go up quite a bit
doppio is one of the jocks with luca and vanta, willy is the shy classmate and ike is the supposedly shy coworker except, despite being too scared to say hi to alban at work, he has joined alban twice doing sex streams and peeing in alban's mouth. and ren is a random old man from the bar who sends alban dickpics and asks for romantic dinners. i am addicted to this game this is better than the sims

>>75721759
>they made alban and sonny jerk off next to each other into milkshakes that are secretly being served at parties

>>75721759
God damn you're living your best life. I can't wait to get into the shenanigans myself. I LOVE text-based RPGs like this so I'm so happy /nenmen/ put this on my radar.

>>75721759

sharing the twincest + teacher BL from main. gonna pretend it's my wife, his brother and his brother's husband
https://twitter.com/kakino_tane0141

>>75722168
willy..... it's time to lay off the tier lists... please.....

sani sched

>>75722634
what if his outfit is a combat maid costume

>>75722634
fun sched sex maid art, looking very forwards to the VA stream

>>75722081
i love how smug the twins are... bookmarking all of this

>>75723734
they're so sex

>>75722081
holy shit this is a five-course meal.

i want someone to get a punk outfit at some point

>>75725014
your best bet is someone from iluna

>>75725592
Speaking of, I wonder what Ren's new outfit will be? I'm torn between it being casual-wear or something for stage performances.

>>75725014
sometimes i do a double take at rou fanart because i think it's ike. here's hoping ren's new outfit is punk, i feel like he needs something that's out of uniform for zatsus and reflects the true black blooded bleeding emo heart he has

Thank oyomama

>>75725720
imagine he gets a bunch of piercings.... SEXO. fuck kaisei really should've had snake bites

>>75725780
so much delicious exposed skin on luca

>>75725724
i thought this was ikealban lovechild....

>>75725724
who is this i live under a rock

>>75726020
koyanagi rou new outfit

>>75726020
koyanagi rou from dytica/heroes wave, a bit of a lovable loner weirdo, recently had a sex outfit

>>75726203
>>75726173
holy shit i didn't even recognize him. sex!!!

>>75726250
it totally changed his look but apparently it's stuff he likes

>>75726322
"casual" outfits can be very interesting if the person actually cares about fashion

as things are slow, and I am waiting for my food to cool. does anyone have music recommendations? absolutely any genre you think sounds good please recommend I've listened to /mu/ stuff so literally anything, also for reference I listen to indiefag music too

>>75726815
I'm mostly a jazzfag so I'll throw The Rippington's Tourist in Paradise at ya. Fun tropical jazz.

>>75726815
Tape Five's entire discography is delightful to put on when you need to take care of some housework, at least in my opinion. Who won, Drake or Kendrick?

so, does anyone have Ike's latest private memba stream? any updates? please? you can just use a password that only the penmanship can know, so that it doesn't fall into the wrong hands

>>75727267
nta but Meet the Grahams wasn't even about me and I wanted to kill myself after listening to it. Kendrick won, that track was legit haunting

>>75726815
sometimes i wonder if i'm subconsciously a bit suicidal kek
https://youtu.be/P8ODCzh51WE
https://youtu.be/cgVFGJGFSrE
https://youtu.be/2VMhmzvLb2w
https://youtu.be/-QGLQbfHQSc
https://youtu.be/jRH6MQ0AjeY
https://youtu.be/vjvKPRYKOfY

>>75727338
NTA but my god I agree. Not Like Us was fun, it was damn clever, but it was just a victory lap because Meet the Grahams was assault with a deadly weapon. I know Drake talked shit about his family but what on god's green earth did he DO to Kendrick to prompt that kind of goddamn response?

>>75727415
You might like nekobolo/sasanomaly's music anon, a lot of the lyrics deal with casual suicidal ideation while still being very lovely.

>>75727573
i love nekobolo! this is my favorite song of his
https://youtu.be/UjD6pVHvys8

pretty hubby

>>75726815
The entire album is full of jams, but I know it's a lot to listen to, so if you don't go through it all, I still recommend listening to my favorite track from it. https://psychemagik.bandcamp.com/track/bonus-dreams

>>75727691
Ah, thank you anon! My favorite is probably still Jishou Mushoku, all these years later...
https://youtu.be/yPFcDt4y0Dg

>>75727289
It's still not unprivated? Man... RIP that one stream, I guess. I love his composing/mixing streams so I was hoping to use it as sleep aid.

>>75728318
i have so many covers of it in my phone, everyone sang jishou mushoku! i was also obsessed with fullkawa honpo. mahou is forever a masterpiece in my heart.
https://youtu.be/bgB14CUpSz8

When the thread talks about stuff like this I feel like someone (probably me) should make a discord.

>>75728817
I would vastly prefer staying anon, discords can get ugly fast

>>75728748
Me too, I understand. I've probably listened to Jubyphonic's english cover many times so I can learn the lyrics, too. I also really love this cover of Liar.
https://youtu.be/Vnk9CbzQgFE

>>75728817
as much as it would help gatekeeping and sharing stuff, it is risky

>>75728896
That's what I've heard... I haven't ever personally experienced such a thing, and I think proper gatekeeping could help, but I understand the trepidation towards such a thing all the same. The horror of being known as something beyond a (you) is always stressful to consider.

>>75728995
Centralizing information is always good for broadening access but risky for preservation, it's true. It's a lot to consider...

>>75728971
majiko is a legend, she's perfect for songs like these.
>>75728817
some anons have exchanged emails. i've never been part of a discord server, i don't know what it's like, but something about being identifiable makes interacting feel more burdensome?

Being anonymous lets me be more free with my opinions since I won't have weirdos tracking me back to any socials I have lying around.

anons can exchange emails but i really would rather not have a discord server associated with this thread, or board
discord is also an inferior storage space there is pastelink if you want to compile links in a nice looking format

I looked into bots which could anonymize users, but there doesn't seem to be anything like that which has proper reviews and documentation. Ah well.

>>75729540
considering ignoring discordfags is literally in the OP, it would be pretty weird. on the other hand i don't have any qualms meeting up with anons IRL

>>75728359
op
yeah, it was a good stream, I just don't want this to be disappeared..

>>75729717
I've met up with a few anons now at cons, it was nice

>>75729540
An email only works for talking to one person alone, and it tends to be used by anons who already talk to each other almost on a daily basis rather than a group of people
For now the password system has worked wonders if you make it hard enough for tourists

>>75730189
oh you mean for links to streams/content. in that case a simple password is needed, discord is way too much

>>75730139
one of these days i'll pay for airfare to the west coast and be able to meet anons too...
>>75730189
i'm ashamed to admit i still don't know what the one with akina was supposed to be

>>75726815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBdFoKYP-yo don't know how to describe this

>>75731589
I don't know what the fuck you'd call this but I do know I've subscribed to them now.

>>75731141
oh this is it, the single sexiest art of cop to ever exist, all of reality coalesced into this one artwork. I can die

>>75731589
Oh this reminds me of caravan palace!

>>75731109
meanwhile the one with akina is the only one that I knew... kek

>>75731822
I present some of their other music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1A1qbdY4V4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYe5Vyyv6VM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ocS7MJi49s

>>75731919
I love caravan palace, this makes sense!

Which one of you has infiltrated my game?

>>75733292
it was me I've come to steal your ike mwahahaha

I like so much that anonymity means we can all be free, but I wish I could chat with you all off-board because I wish we could be closer friends.

If I get my money up by next con season I'd be glad to make room arrangements and things.

>>75732980
babykadet...
>>75733491
i go to otakuthon every year, if any east coast anons are interested. don't know when they'll announce their guests though, but AX has made me confident they'll continue inviting niji. maybe they'll even get some JPs like last year

>>75733491
I have a few different emails for contacting with anons where needed. The one I use here is ripanon@cock.li, and anyone here is welcome to drop me a message.

Animenyc organizers if you can hear me please invite niji like you did with the doritos last year I feel so hopeful

>>75733115 (me) oh right
>>75726815
I wouldn't call them indiefag exactly but hopefully this

>>75734432
animenyc is in the summer this time so if there's any announcement it might too close to AX for anything big but i am willing to be proven wrong 100 times if they can come to anyc

>>75734514
East coast fans deserve love too

>>75734843
i know... i'm one of them! i actually sent anyc two emails about it, one a while ago and one semi recently and i got no response so i'm pouting over it. i also don't like that they moved it from fall to summer but it's still super accessible to me

>>75734514
>>75734843
otakuthon is the first week of august. there's no overlap and they could all get different guests.... dare i hope...

>>75734950
Given that AX is the first time JP is having an international concert, I feel like riku and the gang are trying to branch out more. Could happen/10

>>75733491
Cute anon, there's definitely some friendly folks here I wouldn't mind de-anoning to talk to off-board, but you never know. I'm thankful every day I never actually reached out to picrel schizo off-board

>>75736544
this might've been on one of my board hiatuses... dare i ask what happened here

>>75737912
Bigger schizo than I could have imagined that went full mask off on main, but she's gone now so it's been quiet, thankfully

>>75718928
I just got the joke here hours later, I hope they collab

>>75721374
This and Bunny Garden are my GOTY

I think the best solution is we all live together so we can easily talk about things face to face and watch streams together

>>75718933
Theres a fic in the drive about exactly that but it's reader insert

>>75742451
is it with the boys or is it with people itt?
also it wouldn't work because due to how I am, there is a non-zero chance I'll accidentally fall for one of you...

>>75742305
the takaradachi could help each other out when they get horny during his streams...

>>75742588
I think you responded to the wrong post

>>75742666
awai there is no post shut up

>>75742305
Nenmen house let's gooooo! With y'all always around to request fics I'll never have writer's block again!

>>75742603
but i'm not a lesbian...

>>75742451
I mean is it of the boys on ao3 or is it made from people itt?

>>75743347
Oh written by someone in this thread, I think it was one of fictakos ones

>>75743323
noctyx fan, homoflexible

>>75742305
wife and his noctyx streamer house fanfic...

ver keeping me updated about his vacation with his membership posts. love him
surprised at the post tho(nothing bad). not once in any of his streams has he ever hinted at that or slipped up mentioning it

put in a house with anons here I would unfortunately develop a crush over something stupid like eating the same food together... stupid heart

>>75746884
i'd probably turn into a slut out of convenience

>>75746993
if all of our cycles synced, like all of ours. then we'd just become a crumbling household. the budget for painkillers would be insane, flanex save me

>>75747316
i feel like many of our cycles are already synced..

>>75747316
I have great news anon, thanks to my oligomenorrhea I can be the functional one of the household when hard times hit. Obligatory mention that if periods are more than just annoying, you should see someone about it -- some cramping is normal, but significant amounts of pain are not, and no one should have to suffer unnecessarily just because society often doesn't tell people otherwise. This also goes for things like "about a week before I have my cycle I become suicidally depressed" -- that's PMDD and it can be treated.

>>75747874
Yeah... for me right now...

>>75748037
I'm not sure if I have anything classified as extra, but due to my anemia, I get fucked up more during my periods.

>>75748180
My condolences anon. I'm sure you're doing everything you can to deal with it, hang in there.

i hope this image helps someone today

>>75748352
it nearly incapacitates me to walk to the malls or markets but I've prepared for this like always!! thank you lovely scythekick

>>75748537
Ah, anon... if we were living in the /nenmen/ house I'd be drafting a nutrition plan for you (and cooking it. I'll happily be the house chef, I genuinely enjoy cooking for others.) Lots of things inhibit iron absorption (LOTS OF THEM) so it can be a tricky thing to balance iron intake and overall nutrition. I will resist the urge to inquire into your personal life in favor of hoping your body cooperates more in the future to come!

>>75748537
OH I just remembered, have you ever heard of a Lucky Iron Fish, anon? Cooking with it (or using a cast-iron skillet) can also increase your iron intake! It's usually a good idea to also up your Vitamin-C intake, as for plant-based sources of iron it can help with the absorption. I swear I'll stop now I just remembered and wanted to share.

>>75749234
aaaa!!! if you cook for me I'll actually fall. I haven't heard of it, but I think I've seen of it! I don't mind sharing a little bit, but basically I make sure to eat lots of meat, like blood marinated meat and similar

>>75748412
i want to suckle on his tits so bad.... i miss him.........

>>75749657
Meat helps! Beans and other legumes are also a good source. Lean meat generally has more iron content. I don't know where you are, but if elk, venison (deer), or kangaroo meat is available to you, it generally has higher iron content than beef and pork. Mussels are another good source, especially if you are tired of or don't want to eat liver (no hard feelings, I can do a lot to make liver palatable but at the end of the day it's not my favorite dish either.) Leafy greens tend to have decent iron content on the veggie side -- collard greens, spinach, and so on. But even if you ply yourself with iron, it's a matter of helping your body actually take it in. Just like how Sonny Brisko takes magnesium along with his Vitamin D supplements, iron-deficient folks do well to up their Vitamin C intake, too... if vitamin deficiency is the cause of the anemia, anyway. If it's from another thing such as disease or illness, it becomes more troublesome to manage -- but in moderation targeting deficiencies via dietary changes is usually a worthwhile endeavor!

Don't fall for me, I'm just an anon! But I would cook for all of you happily!

Sisters, I am sorry, I should have trusted you. That lard added Homo into her tourney last minute for leechmaxing without letting the girls know. Such a grifter behavior.

Uki what the fuck

Uki????

about to commit homo on homo crimes for his take here

Listen,

So from what I'm getting Uki wants to fuck the jack in the box guy?

>>75752304
i fucking won't! where's the oral??? if we kiss he'll impale me! give me a man with that build and not that head

>>75752404
we don't know he doesn't have a tongue

>>75752718
his mouth is painted on...... unless his head splits open like some kind of horror to reveal tentacles it's too normal i don't see it

i don't know if we're gonna beat jack in the box mascot fetish.

>>75753074
So it's like bunnytrash where you get close enough to him to take off his mask. Think anon, I can see where uki comes from

What does Pio have in store for us....

>>75753280
but then he's just a man. which is cool but now there's no hear me out. i'm sorry i need like, a fucked up creature or something

Doppio has gone all out

He has a 20 slide powerpoint presentation...

I KNOW WHAT FUCKING IMAGE HE'S USING

Pio???

Does Pio want to fuck a hamster?

What the fuck.

Pio???????????

scythekicks....

everyone will be blown away by the fact I am one hundred percent ready to fuck fnaf robots and vincent

I no longer want to lap pillow with this man.

>>75753590
listen. we support our oshis. even when they are wrong.

>>75753642
at least fnaf robots are furry-adjacent so people can see where you could come from

why is this the goddamn hill he chose to die on

>>75753864
You know he lives for chaos and destruction. He can't help it...

>>75753864
this must be making poco want to die, he will rape correct pio later

the anon who made doppio in CoT is now suicide watch

>>75753590
I respect him for not going with generic ass Marshall or Apollo

>>75754096
the anon will have to turn themselves into rodney

It backfires, his crimes have been punished. Lap rights reinstated.

its over, he will never escape this now kek

Rodney is the lovechild of Doppio and Hex

Cute, girly Pio...

He has a pink with white polka dot chrome theme...cute...

everyone has wanted seto kaiba yaoi atleast once in their life

this is so funny, we should host our own like this

>>75755594
the weirdest thing i've ever read is just transformers and furry porn..

>>75755594
Reposting my hear me out of the day from main but I wanna ride Spoon-kun's hollow hole

>>75755937
I would let soundwave do terrible things to me, just had to put this out there

>>75747316
No need for painkillers here, I never get bad cramps. I just turn a bit menhera and depressed for a couple days

this is an anonsite so i'll confess my deepest darkest secret now

agatha trunchbull from matilda

>>75753590
today i learned doppio likes chubby boys

>>75756376
does that mean poco pio has a certified tumtum from eating all that candy

>>75756348
Anon. You have problems. You want her to force feed you chocolate cake?

>>75756376
Damn it... it's so over...

>>75756348
You know what...

That's based

>>75756435
poco pio has itsy lovehandles ouhhhhhhhh

>>75756078
i liked prowl. he kind of reminds me of sonny..
>>75756348
there is so much to unpack here

>>75756348
remembering her, the first thing that comes to mind is that one french animal control from one of the madagascar movies, thoughts on that one

I wanna fuck Godzilla but that just makes me a scalie which i am. Warhammer lizardmen are so fucking hot holy shit I shoulda gotten into warhammer fantasy sooner

>>75756631
based, scalies are hot

>>75755594
I would the Crimson Dragon from 5D's

>>75756631
based and since we're all confessing things I used to enjoy the total war strategy game they did for warhammer but i kept getting too horny playing the second because of the lizardmen so i never got anything done

>>75756736
Stardust dragon is so fuckable I get it

>>75756572
alternative mentions are of course; knockout and ratchet.
shockwave cool... he's brooding
I like things that have no facial features/no voices, it's a weird specific thing I have but it's so cool and hot

>>75755594
here's mine, lobotomy corporation spoilers i miss /obj/ everyone there was nice

generic but would anons fuck the monhun monsters because i'd fuck each and every one a thousand times over.

>>75756979
LOBCORP FUCKERS HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.is /obj/ like objectfuckers?

an alban i edited for anons in main, i think nenmen would like it too

>>75757062
Scalie anon here, I made my own smash or pass and I would indeed fuck many a MH monster. Not all of them, but a lot of those lads are so pretty

>>75756453
>>75756572
she's a strong powerful cruel woman that will hurt me for her own gratification let me have this

>>75757073
yeah on /trash/... haven't been there in a long time

>>75757215
I mean I like Kneesocks from PSG so I kinda get it but still it's a left field pick that tells a lot about a person

>>75757131
this is how he baits old men into chasing after him

>>75756832
Out of the signer dragons I was more partial to Red Daemon's Dragon

>>75757258
what abnos would you go for? any EGOs that try your fancy specifically?