/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

All of the barbies are doing cool shit right now..

and so are we :)

i love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE fallenshadow!!!!!!!!!!!
im so happy she is doing good and having fun with her family!!!!!!!!! keep fighting shondo!!!!!! do it for yourself!!!!!!

shoggers will not divide us

>>75595019
she is pretty cute

shondo's former oshi hitting new lows

>>75595455
Well she just invited an entire bunch of males on stream just to own /vt/ - and mocked her fans begging her not to on twitter. She deserves it.

I just realised I misread and thought you said low views. I'm retarded and it's late, apologies.

shondo is going to invite me on stream just to own the groomers

>>75596121
i forgive you

>>75595911
What the fuck is this real what the fuck?

i was busy for the past 5 hours what did i miss

>>75596946
nothing much shondo

>Gayvision ends
>Ads for 'I kissed a girl', Glow Up and women's football
Shondo not beating the gay allegations

Please let this garbage end already

>>75597349
>'I kissed a girl',
which barbie was it?

>>75596823
after she collabed with five guys out of spite she said would quit streaming unless people donated, and then her cucks donated to her so she said she wouldn't do male collabs anymore. all is well
https://files.catbox.moe/bvahjp.mp3

>>75596823
I'm sure you can still find some catalog threads up about it, happened a few hours ago.

Barbie stream was fun, how are you all doing tonight?

>>75593351
>thing that will never happen

>>75596946
Eurovision with wifey.

>>75597982
it will happen for me

>references “i kneel” posting
yeah shonshon you’re totally not on 4Channel, baby. sydaouHeh

>>75598082
you’re not me but i did make that post

>>75597982
speak for yourself ;)

>>75598082
>>75598211
>>75598274
>”loving” “husbands” break their “wive’s” boundaries and forces her to do unromantic, lewd things
you are all genuinely disgusting

>>75598211
>we invented le kneel!!! its 4chinss!!!!
clueless

>>75598416
you misunderstand, it won't be forced. well, not unwanted at least ;)

yes
i am extremely clued in

if she wanted you T, you wouldn’t have been timed out. a spouse doesn’t block someone she loves.

>>75598961
you're free to think whatever you want, i won't be giving hints ;)

she’ll tweet about how much she loves fanart no matter the level of the artist’s skill, and you shiggers will still say she’s not /here/

luv me wife

simple as

hate me husband
simple as

>>75600603
naur...

>>75598416
>still falling for the seiso
lmao

>>75600603
Say it ain't so... Naur... Shondo...

Damn, he really did just spam her with tweet replies while not watching Eurovision with the rest of us. Shiggers are so funny when they openly let FOMO take ahold of their actions.

>>75601615
if you said that to my face you'd get a broken nose

>>75601856
That's okay, shigger, that's why I'm saying it /here/. R would probably snap and shoot me with one of his many guns.

GAYYYY

Sorry I am heavily afflicted with the home of sexuals after having actually watched Eurovision alongside my wife.

>>75602377
Why did he eat the bug /shon/? Why is he so fucked up?

>>75603094
>Why is he so fucked up?
he gets it from his old man and his mother

>>75603094
My son is autistic and Polish, please understand

>won't eat amonals because she cant be sure they lived a good life
>doesn't stop otis slaughtering innocents regularly

He ate his hunt. He's a manly boy.

>>75603444
i love my evil wife and son

>>75603444
Maternal instinct. She wants what's best for her son. It's why she's fine with giving him meat too.

>>75603094
Protein yummy
Good for gains

Gamersupps cup is coming when? What are your pred?

>>75603987
before the fumo.

>>75603987
they're anti-loli so never

>>75603592
i ate the shunt. im a manly husband

>>75604305
you are me

>>75603987
Who cares. Merch hasn't been good since the hoodies and mugs

>>75604096
soon™

i’d like the re-release of the ssssip mug and hoodies. i’d buy all of them.
the redbubble is still up so half the work is already done syadouClueless

I love it when my severely depressed mentally ill wife who hasn't talked with us in an entire month suddenly comes back and says she's mentally healthy minutes before watching a show just so she can live tweet the entire show out then fade back into mental illness like it never happened

>>75604898
this but unironically
cry piss shit melt

did she who her fav act was? baby lasagna?

>>75604898
hurry up and get to the part where you make it about your personal attention

>>75605102
yes

>>75604898
i feel this way except unironically. would also prefer to be there with her so i could help take care of her
i was very happy to hear that she is doing better and that her family were aiding her and were there for her

I betcha she streams the 2nd week of June

she will stream in 6 from now

>>75605102
She listed her most liked ones
https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow/status/1789405755277185198

>>75604898
Must surely be another coincidence. They seem to be happening quite frequently recently. Smile, nod and don't think.

6?
6 what?

>>75606807
6 years

>>75604898
She literally told us she is doing somewhat better. That doesn't mean she will now tweet 24/7. You are acting ridiculous and braindead

>>75606662
yeah but i was wondering who she had for her number one. that just read as a general top 5

>>75606676
not sure how eurovision tweeting is a coincidence
what is it coinciding with

>>75606894
our firstborn will be 3 by then

>>75606996
she has tweeted more in the last day than she has in the last two months

>>75607294
really, shondo!? i'll get prepared

>>75606676
List 153 coincidences

>>75607154
She didn't say

>>75607508
Her right hand is fucked up

>>75595911
>"How dare she call us stupid pathetic assholes! Let's act like stupid pathetic assholes to prove her wrong!"
That's how these things tend to go.

white knights try not to anti shondo while trying to defend her [impossible]

She's still not 100% but she is making good progress. She wanted to tweet about eurovision because she did the same thing last year too. I fully expect another 3-4 day period where she's silent before giving another update that gives all the antis boners thinking she died because she said that she's taking this slowly.

glad her family’s been supporting her. nise that she mentioned it after so many shoggas complained about them doing nothing.

>>75607458
okay? She is doing a little better and the event gave her something lighthearted to talk about.

>>75607696
giru is notorious for tracing over ai sloppa
he also likes drawing men and lilyhops, but i repeat myself

>>75607917
MEDS

>>75608095
>and lilyhops
shogga...

>>75608095
since when is he notorious for that

>>75607458
what point are you even trying to make? that she has to proportionately increase her volume of tweets day by day until she's full on tweeting again? what the fuck are you on about, you actual retard?

>>75607801
i would tell you no matter how much you say this it isn't true, but you got CF to believe you so clearly poisoning the well works somewhat

>>75608095
except he draws his stuff on stream, anon. whatever reality you live in right now is happening in your demented schizo mind, anon. it's not real. breathe in, breathe out.

I should have watched the subathon during hiatus but I been a slacker

>>75608183
did you read the post or are you still in denial

>>75603444
she only feeds otis the happiest aminals so he can feed off their happiness and grow powerful

>>75608230
you just love to throw out the wildest scenarios to disprove the simplest observations huh

>>75608765
i'm asking you what point you're trying to make, but apparently you're not trying to make one. you're just shitposting.

>>75606355
yeah, she will be back for otis' birthday
so fireneko can buy up all the throne gifts again

>>75608899
I don't know where to start with you, whether you've never observed her tweeting patterns before, whether you have no comprehension of the English language and thus is unable to understand the insinuation of the post, whether it's because you didn't even know shondo was only gone for a month and was still tweeting in march, or whether you're simply autistic

>>75609150
>oh my gosh you guys she tweeted a lot today
yeah, thanks for your insight. got any other great wisdoms to share?

>>75608437
you still have time. a third of it is her just sleeping so the length isnt as bad as it seems. i’ve enjoyed all of it that i’ve watched so far

>>75609222
is this the first time you're in this thread or do you assume every post has some deep intellectual connotations behind them?
you reek of a vodfag who just recently discovered the internet

>>75609222
you're getting baited by a massive shitposter

how would you watch vods without the internet?

by asking for your parents permission

>>75609604
i go to the vod folder on my 8tb hdd and click whichever vod i want to watch

>>75609388
no i'm happy that you shared with the class, anon. the rest of us couldn't tell she was tweeting more than she has been during her break, so it was very appreciated. thanks, man!

>>75610019
no worries, always happy to help the retards in special ed reach the same conclusion everyone else reached 9 posts ago

Shoggas when they decide to be nise instead of telling other shoggas to die in the most miserable of ways
https://youtu.be/7Xze3ySTNJQ

>>75608095
Where did the "lilyhops is a man" rrat come from? Is it literally just her voice?

She has been fine for weeks and simply didn't want to come back until now and she's only back now because her autism couldn't stop her from live tweeting.
She probably had already said to herself she'd leave for a month and was too stubborn to come back before then

>>75610294
Lots of schizo evidence

>>75610294
do your reps

>>75610294
how about her straight up saying it on the crunchyroll forums years ago? nah, not proof enough

>>75610283
nisemaxxing for wifey!

if such an easily confirmed rrat can still be gaslit into being a mystery, then shondo can get away with anything without any worries of reprecussions

>>75610476
if this were true she wouldn't have tweeted at all

honestly a man who looks and sounds like a cute girl is vastly preferable to the eldritch horror that is a real woman

>>75610631
I dont really care enough about lilyhops to dig. Just curious

she would've
she should've
she wouldn't have
she shouldn't have
she could've

getting tired of retarded backseating and hypotheticals that go literally nowhere and can't be proven for or against

so are the 20 or so shoggas who were live tweeting and watching faggotvision gonna make it or did they seal their own fate and its over for them?

>>75611358
it's their loss regardless because that shit is fucking garbage and they just wasted hours of their life

>>75611284
Post wasn't her.

hi thread reading shondo!

>>75611555
Sir this is a 4chan vtuber thread

America should have been included in the Eurovision thing

you need to get yaypilled.
you need to be teeheemaxing. you should be a smilecel. you should go :3 mode. millions must yippie ^_^

>>75611817
EUROvision

>>75611898
since when is israel in europe?

>>75611898
so israel is there because jews paid the participation fee?

>>75611934
cool it with the anti semitism

>>75612000
KEK

>>75611934
i genuinely have no answer to why the fuck they're there. i wonder that myself
>>75611979
yeah probably

>>75611979
>because jews paid

>>75612000
hitler did nothing wrong

>>75611979
bet they got a pass because 'current thing'

>blacked
>american porn industry run by jews
>kalergi plan
oy vey goyim

>>75611979
I know they got booed hard live yet on the tv broadcast theres cheering for (((reasons)))

>>75611934
>>75612039
It's because their state broadcaster is part of the European Broadcasting Union (basically just a group to coordinate technical things) along with a few other Middle East countries and all of North Africa. The real question is why Australia is part of it.

>>75612631
>samson option

>>75611126
>sounds like a cute girl
shogga, you’re trolling right? have you heard lilyhops? we arent talking about lemonleaf you know?

>>75613051
i think troons are so common in the US now that regular americans unironically can't tell them apart from women anymore. that's my rrat at least, because it's very obvious to everyone else.

not even a good fake voice tho. sounds like a male mumbling while sick with nasal congestion
also, i speak for all americhads when i tell you we dont want to be a part of eurovision. keep your faggy spectacle to yourselves.

>>75611822
Baseg, but i call that sillyism

Dewd i saw what you did when bbc was mentioned in chat, syadouOuO -ing
Took me a lot to hold back on saying
>of course dewd shows up when bbc is mentioned
It wasn't funny, but it put a slight half smile on my face and made me slightly exhale at an above average speed

>>75592999
Checked, nice digits OP

https://twitter.com/insaneposes/status/1789219449834541319
Shondo and me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wj7NxZJCGc
me when i write a post about nose powder, choking shondo, or how much i love her and want to take her somewhere nice

>>75615377
dont make me watch the handcam vods to remind myself how far we've fallen(shadow)

Do old ass shoggers never get embarrassed about how they follow a mentally ill girl 10 years younger than them in the desperate hope that they will 'win'?

shadow fills my life with joy and i don't even need to go outside

>>75615860
im not desperate

>>75615860
Age doesn't matter. The one who will win is the one with the most money.

>>75616107
yeah, me

Guys, is it weird that I want to make love to and impregnate *? I want to spend every night with her embraced in my arms and wake up each morning to her drooling, gorgeous face.

>>75615860
>10 years younger
you are severely out of the average shogga age range. but us youngChads are more capable to play the waiting game. By 2027, 76% of shoggas will be too dementia ridden to realize it’s no longer the PNGtuber days.

ok youngen lol

>>75610283
this was stupid >:( no thank you for posting and superman is cringe and boring
but thank you for the sentiment.

>>75617018
Haven't the recent polls all shown late 20s early 30s to be peak shogger? Dedicated husbands probably skew higher.

she wants thicc neet oji san cock

shondo..... megane...... debiru megane........ gyyaru debiru megane.......
onegai....

>>75617599
ojii-sans cant into technology so polls are beyond them unless its from facebook

>>75617679
>she wants…cock
if you mean a chiggen then yeah. she hates ze male seggs organ though. i like to think of me getting black out drunk and sharpie’ing a smily face on my penis.

>>75617803
she wants it she just doesnt know it yet
its like those touchy porn games you have to ease her into it

>>75617956
if my “it” you mean my weewee (specifically), then yes
if you mean anything else, then no.
hi my thread-reading shondo, hold me to this, cause you can take it to the bank, princess.

cuddling with shondo for hours

>>75617803
>ojii-sans cant into technology so polls are beyond them unless its from facebook
lol irl

http://poal.me/qcypd1
vote

>>75618688
>ip grabber
no tha- oh wait, im on hotel wifi. yeah sure i’ll vote

>>75617746
The megane...please wifey...glasses redeem...doko...

where was the 3am nise posting? did it happen in a different thread? -_- u guys strink

get out of the thread NOW

shogga…have you lost it?

megane? whats that mean? :}

i'm being nise

>>75619798
The whole thread and the latter half of the last one has been pretty nise. Turns out all that was needed was for a bit of tweeting from her and to know she's doing better.

if my darling wants me to be nise, i’ll be nise. a husband is both master of his home and servant of his woman.
i live to make her happy.

nise thread

>>75620960
cute doggie

>>75620960
cute thread-reading doggie

goodnight shoggas

>>75621513
gn

>>75620960
erotic doggie

>>75621513
goodnight, fren

stop, im being wrung dry

be less gross

>>75618688
we run this shit

>>>/his/16614847
reminder shondo

otis you better have a card for her or i'll beat your ass

otis is bri’ish now
he already celebrated it a while ago

she cares so little for us americucks that she wont even mention mother’s day tomorrow, watch.

why would he have a card for her, idiot

>>75622194
>>75623074
Shane Dawson please leave

>ywn be a middle aged man tipping shondo at the evil hotel

my son is also part American. he can celebrate both holidays.

will she ever progress enough to be the girl that wanted to move out and size the world again or is she doomed to get worse and worse, hoping for her siblings to move so she can finally have her own room

I wonder what happened to my nigga cattulus. I miss his autism.

>>75618688
Sad how many 30+ are here acting like this toward a mentally ill girl a decade younger

no need to be upset bucko

shondo please clarify your position on bags under the eyes on men

>>75626992
She would prefer an older man because he is more likely to be sexually malfunctional and die faster to inherit money.

no need to blow a gasket, pal

>>75630433
cute mentally ill white girl
i might be madly in love, doctor

>>75626099
i hate to say it but i think critters will grow up and move out before she gets her own home. seems like she doesn’t really *want* to move out; staying with her mama and fe and sleeping in the same bed is much more appealing.

>>75628704
She would prefer an older man who isn’t a morbidly obese neet manchild

>>75631001
She wants to get a bigger house with all of them. Why would she ever live on her own with all her mental problems?

>>75631179
the critters will eventually move out and live their own lives.
i’ll make sure she has plenty of kids in our home though, dont worry about that
the pitter-patter of tiny shadows and little (you)s will be a constant sound in our manor

>Klahwoo infighting with Butterbitch on twitter
>dragging Retro into it now
>during a very likely day shondo could be stalking to see what we're up to

YOU FUCKING CUNTS HAVE LEARNED NOTHING AFTER OVER A MONTH. KILL YOURSELVES.

>some people getting ALL their accounts unbanned, some even up to a year ago
>shondo still nothing
I hate Elon and twitter so much

>>75617018
>Guys, is it weird that I want to make love to and impregnate *? I want to spend every night with her embraced in my arms and wake up each morning to her drooling, gorgeous face.
shondo is an actual siren, so probably

imagine pinning her ankles above her head and crushing her womb with your dick

>>75635494
i do this every day

>>75634468
>woman ropes in confused newfag who ropes in angry little man
the chain of spergery lmao

so, watchalong next week and normal schedule the week after?
are we back?

>>75635494
remember that in this position her cunny would naturally open up
diamonds

i want to bite her lip

>>75636007
disgusting

>>75636040
stop reading the thread and go to sleep shondo

>>75635926
No I think we need another month of no communication.

>>75634468
I can't find proof of any of this

>>75636650
It's deleted now, both Klahwoo and Retro's are gone.
If you niggers see this, thank you. You did the right thing.

so i just discovered this perfect fucking gremlin. god damn she is too cute, shes like the perfect haachama we never got god damnit.

>>75637384
you won't make it to june

>>75637462
lmao why not

>>75634468
jesse

>>75635494
i'm imagining

>>75637487
you'll find out soon

>>75637489
>>75636757

>>75632937
i was asleep, so i dont know how but i made this post

>>75637583
lol ok fag still gonna have fun

>>75637584
what were they even arguing about, its been a good day
i dont see how people get into public arguments in the first place, cant they just ignore people they dont like? feels good being an irrelevant shogga sometimes

>>75637601
Make sure to join the discord and talk in the p2w channel, its great in there

>>75637690
nah ill stick to vods and shitposting on here till she comes back. she needs to beat darksouls she got me to do another playthrough and now i beat it so im replaying demons souls coping that ill get another souls stream.

>>75631076
I'm not morbidly obese, and I'm only a neet because I'm rich

if someone is going to win shondo it will be at least 5 years, but probably more, keep in mind you're both only getting older
you won't make it to 2030
>inb4 she won't either
like i said, you won't win

she will make it to 2074 atleast, i'll make sure of it

>>75638256
she is also getting older, anon
would you still want her when she is over 30?
that's the real test

she is at PEAK FERTILITY right now though.... (diet and meds aside)

i’ll do it in less than 5 :)

>>75638433
yes and that's what i meant too

>>75626992
Closer to 2 decades, and thanks: your feedback is very important to me.

I already won(I'm already married to her)

StreamElements notifications working again. Maybe it was a mistake they got disabled.

>>75607790
Chat is not a hive mind, even if it seems like it sometimes. Unlike the new computer anyway.

tickling shondo's hairy legs with a feather

When will Shondo collab with 5 males like her oshi? She already collabed with me. ;)

Fuck off arkhand

>>75641905
I was her first ;)
well 2nd

>>75641860
>>75641955
using the wink to cuck yourself is positively bonkers

I love baby wife

>>75642554
I can share

imagine coach-rotting with her
hugging her close while she is yapping into your ear about macgyver, stargate sg1 or whatever boomer series you are making her watch

>>75643324
>macgyver
Is that the one with the blond guy with groomed trauma being really crafty? I like that show

>>75643409
i've only seen the 1985 version

>>75643324
we would be watching knight rider with the hoff

baywatch

Is baywatch the movie with the rock and another slimmer guy as lifeguards stopping a terrorist attack or am I thinking of something else
Wonder if shondo's seen it, it had a couple of pretty funny moments

>>75643894
tv series with david hasselhoff and pamela anderson?

>>75643976
Damn I was way off
My tv series and movie knowledge has always been lacking

>>75644036
you were not wrong
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baywatch_(film)

>>75644137

i will win

>>75645555
Nice quads, but no

New otis just dropped

>>75646864
my son is as handsome as ever

>>75646864
Wake up lazy

>>75646864
WAKE UP

>>75646864
son so eepy

>>75646864
Eepy manager son

>already this active on social media
and people will really think she wasn't posting during the hiatus
how was spain, shondo???

>>75647612
You werent getting DMs? Ngmi.

she was feeling better for the last week and started doing work again
but she was still very scared of posting on twitter because /here/ was such a shitshow and she didnt know if people still liked her

My wee wee goes boing boing because of wifey desu

>>75647612
it was nise ^.^ i found a cute spanish boyo

>>75647704
honestly i give myself a week before i revert to my old ways

fake and gay

>>75647704
I don't

>>75647991
move on fleece

Do you still agree with your vote
https://strawpoll.com/61gDm0XjAZw
https://strawpoll.com/BDyNEAX9OZR

I wonder what could I make out of a Shondo strand of hair>>75647736
, there has to be a way to turn it into a crystal. I know that some aminal lovers make diamonds out of the ashes of their pets.

Nice aim

>>75648084
ip molester

Why is molester always announcing that he's going to go powder his nose?

Now that I know she's fine I don't care if she streams ever again.

>>75648329
Shondo?

why is bait always shit in the morning

>>75648033
Feels good to be called that again

>>75648361
This but unironically, I will be there for her return stream and if everything goes well idk its a decent happy ending. I don't have to feel guilty for leaving Shondo when she's dying.

>>75648361
>>75648755
You are me

I like fallen shadow! her streams are fun and I enjoy them! I hope she recovers and her mental health is good again and she has fun streaming and we all have a lot of fun together!

>>75635357
um why is (you) not black in this image? Erm Scared
also she is so sexy and beautiful and amazing and gorgeous and pretty and and and and and i love her so much

>>75649358
>why is (you) not black in this image?
that's because that's clearly * and me (you made this post)

>>75649358
When (You) isn't black that's NTR.

wait, we're canonically black? very based of Shondo to give us the biggest PPs

>>75649868
Did you only just find her

chat, was i this insufferable as a newfag? >>75637760

>>75649902
I found her because if the hiatus and I felt for her and watched a few vods, (You) has no lore video.

>>75650247
post a Smile in offline chat and i'll give you the correct opinion

>>75650282
Who else do you watch.

>>75650341
Lorelei, Smuglana and Nene Amano

>>75649358
I'M NOT BLACK I'M A SHADOW PERSON

>>75650431
I don't know any of those but you're already talking about black penis so you'll fit in here just fine.

>>75638433
literally want her til she’s 180 and beyond. forever is forever

>>75646864
looks like he has lost a lot of weight? good for him

>>75650775
Otis is the opposite of me.

>>75649460
>(you made this post)
ty for clarifying but i already knew that :}

>>75650775
looks like he starting mewing aswell
looking good

Inis why won't you answer my marrows

>>75650314
no thanks, cause i already know the answer is 100%
also if shondo won’t own up to being /here/ when she clearly is, neither will i

>>75650455
shadow’s are black tho
(except when they’re fallen)

just told my momma happy mother’s day :]
make sure to do the same to yours

>>75651215
too many women's days so no

>>75650282
(you) is a void person

It's father's day for me, but i don't have a father

>>75651401
Lol pathetic

>>75651401
sorry to hear that shonshon (or bapy maybe)

>>75646864
>noooooo dont cut off the kitty’s tail!! you’re evil scum!!!
>hehehe hey chat, check it out: i cut off otis’s balls LOL he otis, where’s your family jewels hahaha faggot
she’s such a wretched, vile hypocrite. but what woman isnt?

>>75651672
Don't forget about Marley.

>>75651672
Are you retarded? Dogs and cats lose important communication abilities when they dont have a tail. It's also completely unnecessary.

None of this applies to castration. They become less aggressive, dont piss everywhere and don't try to reproduce with everybody.

otis, they are saying your mother is whore and you have no balls

>>75651672
>>75651781
how sad is your life to do this at the same time every day for months

>>75651401
>romanian detected
please leave the internet and never come back. hope putin personally rapes your mom

>>75651824
Maybe we should castrate you then. Wait, no need.

>>75651781
marley the little pillow humper

>i justified my abuse so therefore its right :DDDDD trust the experts!!

>>75651896
Pets aren't seen as equal to humans. You would have to be a petless vegan to make an argument like that and not be a hypocrite.

>>75651962
>Pets aren't seen as equal to humans
you’re right. they’re seen as above man, genuinely. think about how sad someone gets if a random dog or cat gets shot or ran over versus a random person

>>75651848
nta We have a father's day in Romania? That sounds so fucking gay, I've never heard of this so called holiday.

>>75652036
>random person
*random man
Most people still value women.

>>75652036
so you're a vegan then right?
your response will be to deflect onto shondo being a hypocrite

i replayed omori, this game is messed up
i had to press 'yes' like ten times to cut open that stupid cat
(i remember as a child i only needed a knife)

Seriously though, why did she.. Marley ...

>>75652036
Just because you have a lot of emotional attachment to a pet doesn't mean you think of them as equal to humans on a societal level. I love my pets and would be extremely sad if they died too

>>75652183
we know shondo

>>75652219
you're arguing with the same shitposter who comes here basically every day to anti, that's why he didn't answer the vegan question, he's not trying to reason he's trying to shit on shondo

>>75652175
why do i have to be vegan? i can’t be a cannibal as well? and how do you equate eating a chiggen’s unfertilized eggs as on the same level as genital mutilation?

>>75652210
what did she do to marley? besides not hide ponytail holders well enough
(not your fault, shondo, hunny. little man was too precious for this bitch of a world [REAL])

>eating a chicken's menstruation

>>75652498
Cut his balls off.

Based on Shondo's inability to question societal norms when it comes to the treatment of animals I've concluded that she'd 100% be a jewess slave trader company owner 200 years ago

Hahahaha fucking big girl food
>Two eggs and chemicals pretending to be bacon
Dead by the end of the year

>>75652384
do you want your balls cut off under anesthesia then taken care of by the most perfect girl on the planet or do you want to live your entire life in a box being farmed?
the point of you being vegan is to show that you don't even believe in the shit you're pushing to gaslight that she's some terrible person
you're not even good at this, not a surprise the chronic anti reeks of low IQ. CF? FI? SEA?

>>75648361
This 100% as long as she is fine I'm fine, I hope things keep getting better for her!

SHEGGS

glad that she's eating more now

why is she posting AI art and posing it as her breakfast?

>>75652284
here fag >>75652384
not everyone can perpetually be online

500 calories is better than nothing. I'm proud of you Shondo!

>>75652931
>>75652775

>>75652974
be farmed (dick milk) by perfect woman

guess she's back from Japan

>>75653083
Spain actually

>>75653083
she was visiting digi's grave

>>75652520
yeah this
i want to eat shondo’s menstruation instead

>love shondo, she hates me
>hate shondo, she loves me

>>75652966
500 calories is half her daily intake she needs, or at least over a third, should probably learn what you're talking about before seething if you're ironic

>>75653399
she needs to fatten up. she’s one missed day of eating from being skelly mode

>>75653500
and 500 calorie meals are a good start to doing that

>>75653399
I was being serious, 500 calories is preferable over no calories.

>>75653500
>>75653561 (me)
also i'm being autistic, if you really want a reason to complain, that's a lot less than 500 calories

>>75653561
yes, but saying she only needs 1,000 calories is stupid

>>75653399
Realistically it's not close to 500. More like 350.

>>75653618
Maybe if she's eating it with bread or cheese.

thread reading shondo, that was not a big girl meal
please eat more. if you actually love only a single husband, eat more for them. a lot more.

>>75653640
she doesn't need much more if not, i doubt her maintenence is more than 1100 and if she wants to gain weight it's not healthy to do it much more than a handful of hundred calories, so 1000 a day isn't that unreasonable when we're guessing maintenence, and i did say at least a 3rd anyway

Average person needs at the very least 3 of those meals a day but you know this'll be her biggest meal and she'll perhaps eat some carrots or something now.

she has fat fingers and fat thighs
she needs to eat less
fat piggy oink oink oink

>plastic knife
LMAO

>average person
human beings aren't an average, each person needs a different amount that varies by 100s of calories on "average" depending on a ton of factors. at her weight and activity level she isn't burning much more than 1000
i won't pretend like she doesn't have an eating disorder though

>>75653774
>veggie bacon
Would it be 500 calories if it was real bacon?

>>75654006
You made this post on lig already oji.

>>75653988
kys but nisely

>>75654006
didnt notice that but thanks for making me sad

boring ass shitters

>>75654063
google it. but protein isn't as calorie dense as opposed to carbs which is why eggs and bacon isn't that many calories

>>75654054
>Bllblabla average isn't an average something something 1k cals burned
But she only eats 500 a day.
Might as well eat nothing at all and speed up the process she's slowly working towards

>>75653988
FUCK YOU

>>75654063
calories have too large a range but i went with the lowest one to be conservative and it turned the total to 392

>>75653774
nigga you're talking to the girl who says she gets fat if she eats more than 800 calories in a day. she's unfixable

>>75654195
>but she only eats 500 a day
i admitted that was likely. i was pointing out how pointless it was to talk about the "average person" when talking about an individual's specific needs

>>75654431
i’m trying to tell her she’s not fucking fat. shes underweight. i get that she’s so mentally ill she’ll be concerned for ft being too skinny but cant realize the same about herself

i'll never get why people eat stuff like veggie bacon or veggie sausages. it looks so gross and overly processed. there's no way it's healthy. why not just eat something that doesn't contain meat naturally instead of using these weird imitation foods?

>>75654078
>>75654111
i apologise actually i just realised what the implication was and i was just laughing because it's poverty tier

>>75653806
she needs 1500 a day she is too thin and malnourished

>>75654647
it's not even a plastic knife though? it's just light reflected off of it making it look overexposed. you might be retarded

>>75654647
that’s okay. but she had a metal fork if you didnt see so that should tell you something.
what a horrible husband i am for not being there to protect her, even from herself

>>75654689
not that simple, if she's thin and malnourished she needs less, she would gain weight steadily and comfortably at 1100-1300

>heres a completely reasonable reason for why you were mistaken
>but you’re retarded
can you try being nise for one (1) post today?

>>75654811
nta but even if we concede to your point, she’s still not eating more than 800 kCal today so the point is moot.

>>75654934
not everything needs to be an argument i'm just correcting the people who are pulling health information out their asshole, that contributes to her not listening to you, btw
not that there isn't a good chance she wouldn't listen either way

>>75654731
it looks plastic in the thumbnail

>>75651848
Rude

>>75654870
retard is a term of endearment

>>75654934
Nta but this is my main point. We all know she needs to eat more. We all know she's not even eating enough to sustain. That's the point. She simply doesn't eat enough, she might as well stay eating the crumbs she's eating right now if shes not going to eat around 1k+ which will never happen because the whole family is fucked

>>75654689
nah this is bs
i eat around 1300 and im skinnyfat
if youre sedentary like her you dont need that much calories
i agree that she should eat a bit more tho

last for going absolutely ham on shondo's pussy with my greedy tongue, licking and licking until her little body starts convulsing from the waves of pleasure

>>75655077
You're amazing liggerman oji. Posting the same post in two separate threads without even actually looking at the image.

>>75655274
last for i made this post but im not such a lewd way (its lovemaking, after all)

>>75655256
>1300
Are you like a 5'5" woman? I'd starve on less than 1800 calories

>>75655385
im a 5'6 manlet uuuuuuuuuuu

>>75655385
Nta but I can maintain on 900. 179cm. My heart is just good and slow

glad the slump seems to be over
she’s definitely not gaslighting herself into happiness like a month ago :syadouClueless:

>>75655466
that's not how physics works. you faggots are giving me a headache lmao

>>75655488
It literally is shondo.