/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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I ____

If I win a meet and greet ticket, what do you even say to a vtuber?????

awa

Jelly is such a brat...

>>75483533

meaningless post

I'll be honest, the fact Clara is doing so well numbers wise without touching shorts is kinda impressive desu

[Clara News]
She touches herself

>>75483561
*will you marry me?

>>75483615

>>75483595
Greatest truth ever told in /pcg/

I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

>>75483615
>without touching shorts
literally a third of her karaokes are shorts

>>75483561
I would whip my dick out

>>75483533

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

>99 red balloons
oh cool
>the english version
okay time to anti clara

She should duet this with Kiara, alternating languages

Jelly is married...

Man, Clara sure has boomer taste in music.

>the first thing Clara does is touch herself
What the FUCK Clara sex???????

jelly cuckposting live on stream

>>75483623
to me.

What was the name of that weird lesbo terf song that some motherfucker posted here constantly?

>>75483690
>chicken
No.

>>75483693
yeah to her hand

>>75483702
Gotta scoop out the goop

I can't listen to this song without thinking of the video about Zimbabwe

>jerry in one ear
>Pikachu in the other
Unironically doesn't get better than this

>>75483717
Her luftballons is good and bean is dead

>>75483533

Is this karaoke gonna be archived? Does Clara even have someone who archives her karaoke stuff if she's gotta delete?

I want pain au chocolat

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

Hime has been lobotomaxxing and girlrotting for 4 hours and going strong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RrccHnM59M

[Jelly News]
she is very lonely

>>75483820
>Is this karaoke gonna be archived
Did you hear the songs?

Clara News: Sakana wanted Clara to act normal.

>>75483888
she could just marry the richest one from her audience

what's Jelly's timer for?

>>75483929
or me

>>75483916
he should kill himself

>>75483916
>implying she is even partially capable of that

Phase connect for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCZqgujSYUs

>>75483934
she said that there is no timer
I dont think she would lie about that

Pippa should do a feetcam

https://twitter.com/grampico_/status/1788831822111191532
If you are a big breasted onee-san who lives in Japan and are awake in the middle of the night and have experience managing talents then you can apply to be a Phase manager now for free alcohol from Pico

>>75483916
I want Sakana to act normal and FUCK OFF already. Deliver my backlog of merch and take your disgusting manlet hands off of streams.

>>75483978
With oils, yes

>>75483978
yuck

"My landlady Nonna" ended... I will miss it

>>75483973
It's Lia!

>>75484007
Honestly I like seeing the boss of a vtuber group being active in its various member streams I guess it's a perk from being a smaller company

She loves me

>>75484054
who?

>>75484053
I don't. I hate that faggot. He's a control freak who hates good content and constantly causes problems.

>>75484066

>>75484066

Cwawa? More like Chihuahua, amirite?

>>75484076
Still not over him making fun of Jelly for what she is huh?

>>75483934
That's for me to know, and for you to find out.

>>75484148
She's not a chihuahua, she's Clara!

>>75484087
>fish
>>75484105
>cwawa

both of you disgust me

I want to play mahjong with Kevin at Offkai

>>75484148
Phase already has a chihuahua.

Is Clara going GFE with this karaoke?

>>75483561
Considering 1min m&g

>greetings
>rip my shirt by flexing muscles
>leave without elaborating further

>>75484252
Sad love songs is GFE content?

>>75484252
Singing is inherently gfe. Before vtubers men with nothing to live for used to got to bars to get drunk at get singer gfe.

that was close almost goslinged

My eyes are moist bros, she hits me right in the feels

>>75483561

Clara is actually good at singing? I've been watching her clips recently maybe it's time I gave her and some of these newer girls a chance are eimi and muyu entertaining?

>>75483561
1 minute m&g
>no greetings
>"i know it"
>50 seconds of silence
>leave

>>75484365
Clara's first unarchived was amazing. Muyu is very cute and entertaining IMO, but I don't watch Amy.

>>75484365
Clara is an idol-tier singer. The only thing preventing Sakana's idol dream from being realized is everything else about Clara.

How long is corponation?
I want her to play stellaris or kesnshi

>>75483929
yeah me

>>75484365
Clara is genuinely the best singer Phase has, right now.

>sing-songy showtune
Time for a top up

This is Sweny Todd right? She was talking about being a theatre kid like Reina

Hime is lying about the borked interface btw, she's using this time to scream slurs about slime wench.

Apparently Sayu and Pippa are collabing in the near future.

>>75484474
>kesnshi

>>75484472
If Nenechi can be a true Japanese idol, then so can Clara.

>sun is in the sky
THEN IT AIN'T FOCKIN LONDON INNIT

>>75484540
Not true. She'd just scream the slurs on stream.

>>75484365
Some girls can compete with Clara in their niche, but overall she is the best singer in Phase, only a few steps short of a professional singer.
Beryl was speculated to be in the last holo gen for a reason.

The happiest day of Jelly's life will be when she marries me.

>>75484696
that would be hot

>>75484705
She was suspected in every gen in everything why do you think he was called Berylschizo

>>75484544
Honestly Sayu should phase in.

How blind is hime with lobo corp? Has she played the other PM games?

>>75484765
>Berylschizo
Wasn't that the guy who said Kiara vetoed Beryl from entering Holo?

>>75483934

This blatant slander needs to be taken care of. Unacceptable.

>>75484774
She will before the year ends.

>plays league
Fucking dropped

what a liar, fishman akasupa'd her PL karaokes

>>75485098
The fishnigger always lies.

she needs to bounce more for this song

>>75484851
nah nigga I just posted her timestamped karaokes in other threads

people who said she was going to holo were trolls, including the anon above

Pipkiss

>>75485077
She can, but she doesn't want to give up % of her income when she can get by as an indie.

>I'm your number one sl-

Yes you are Jelly

the ringo fighter thread is just /pcg/

Rie is the cutest slut in Phase Connect

>>75485177
>people who said she was going to holo were trolls,
More like the dreamers and romantics. You don't settle for Phase as your first choice of all things when you dream big, you accept it as a compromise. Cut the bullshit revisionism please.

Clara gave me an erection it's so over

monster hunter ?

>>75485226
The what now

Bros... I don't want Jelly to graduate.

>>75485290
watch streams

Nobody say anything. They won't know what to look for if we don't tell them

>>75485269
I'm not a woman, but Hololive seems like an extremely poor fit for most streamers. Putting on that act must be soulcrushing.

>>75485297
FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S NOT A GRADUATION TIMER

>>75485342
Im sure the truckloads of cash helps

>>75485342
>I'm not a woman
I don't believe you post tits.

I can't watch Clara. She's too sexual. I get a raging boner every time I hear her voice. I once came from listening to her sing. I'm fully erect right now just thinking about her.

She's having hot flashes...

>>75485342
Except it was the perfect fit for Clara and Holo.

>>75485201
That's why Invaders exist. Different contracts.

Clara saying "it's better than yours" made me wanna jack off so bad now I'll have a voice clip to play with my NTR AI chat bot rp

>>75485269
Beryl had more than one fan retard, she was a thread darling. Of course more than a few of them believed her talents would be well received in hololive, a sentiment I agree with. But seeing as how they hire 5 people every 1 or 2 years and she didn't have the luxury of waiting, she choose Phase since it's the second best corpo for an EN chuuba. At the end, it's a loss for holo purists and a win for everyone else

>>75485414
She's definitely better than Nerissa, both at singing and personality wise

Pippa and Iori serving me
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1788842362405609496

I think Pippa should collab with Lisa...

>>75485449
...

>>75485463
I have never seen anyone mention anything about Nerissa other than the fact she's gay

>>75485483
Why does Iori look so slutty in this

>>75485483
Cute

>>75485394
>I once came from listening to her sing.
Good news then, now that she is doing a karaoke.

>>75485510
Deerotic for a reason

>>75485463
Nerissa I still great though

>>75485504
>other than the fact she's gay
What they don't tell you is just shamelessly lusts for cock the other half of the time when not yuribaiting.

>>75485463
I agree. It was fun bantering in the catalog during Phase JP release.

>>75485537
She's pretty mid. Ironically her familly stuff ended up being the most interesting thing about her.

>>75485483

>>75485560
Yeah I know about that other thing too

>>75485414
Hololive sucks dick I can't even watch Holo streams anymore.

>>75485342
I MISS GURAAAA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>75485504
>>75485537
I guess it's always possible that she has woman appeal I'm completely missing, but her streams are worse than probably anyone in Phase to my taste

>>75485483
>no derotic pits
>no Pippa feets

>>75485603
>Hololive sucks dick
Projecting much?

>>75485603
>Hololive sucks dick
yeah, mine.

>>75485603
Honestly the only holos I watch are clips of pekora and marine but I still watch karaoke streams when they happen for alot of the girls

>>75485603
yeah, mine

>>75485630
>>no Pippa feets
Wrong

>>75485626
Why put in effort when you get paid in buckets of cash everyday anyway kek

>>75485628
I meant great at singing (opinion) especially when her sisters sing with her but her streams themselves are whatever. It's fun when she talks about stuff she really likes but other than that they're pretty meh and she doesn't have super great chemistry with anyone due to her constant yuribaiting.

I am extremely attracted to Pippa's model, but her whole trailer trash vibe is too big of a hurdle to overcome

>>75485630
Here

>>75485749
disgusting

>>75485699
Oh, yeah she's decent. I'm pretty sure she got recruited for her recordings, her karaokes can't touch Clara.

>>75485483
Cute!

>>75485764
Uruka...

>>75485693

>>75483533
>model downgrade before getting btfo
geg

>>75485783
>she got recruited for her recordings
Should probably check on that in a live audition.

>>75485483
looks like cropped porn

>>75485820
No I love feet
Just pippa's are disgusting

>>75485201
I think Sakana already stated that it's a give and take, especially with Invaders. While they have to give a portion of their income, they also get manager's help in commissioning shit instead of them doing all the work. Then there's the legal part so Phase can protect an invader from legal trouble within reason. Basically depends on what Sakana puts in the terms but its not black and white that they give a portion of profits in exchange of just the Phase Connect badge.

>>75485699
Honestly her entire gen doesn't really do good collabs at all imo except maybe biboo with some of the past gens of girls

I wish more of the girls had meet and greets and offkai but apparently they were given limited slots

maybe I'll try for Hina and Runie

>>75485838
I don't mean they went in blind, just that they weighted it. I think she was friends with Mori anyway with the hyping she did

When Clara finds her songs, it's magical

>>75485868
Runie should be kino
I feel like she would really make it worth your time
but she may also just yap at you for a minute after you say hi

>>75485342
people tend to put up with years of soulcrushing if the pay is good enough

>>75485864
Shiori's autism is a crapshoot but can be a goldmine

>>75485201
Like >>75485447 said invaders get a lot more wiggle room. The only real reason I want her to join is to stop something like the Kenji situation from happening again. It wouldn't have last as long as it had if she would have shut her mouth.

>>75485898
>but she may also just yap at you for a minute after you say hi
perfect

>>75485823
Damn I'm hungry now. But yes, you are correct. Does anyone expect a cheapskate like Sakana to give the girls a real idol concert with actually good models anytime soon? Fuck no. That is the real reason his "idol dream is dead", he never was willing to invest in it for real, it is merely just a remnant of trying to follow hololive's example early on and nothing more than that.

I wonder if female starknights are a thing

>anons itt unironically watch HoloEN
grim beyond comprehension

>>75485823
>Shiina, in a few years

>>75485699
Idk if she had ever been a streamer before joining, the girl had a mental breakdown few days after debuts when she could not finish RE7 tutorial in 60 mins.

>>75485951
>actually good models
I'm of the opinion that Phase not only has better models but also much better rigging.

>>75485951

Goodnight /pcg/

Michiru stream at some point, surely.

>>75486000

>>75486000
Nini Michiposter
She'll go live 30 minutes after you go to sleep

>>75486000
Gn Michiposter

>>75485997
What a crabsolute legend

>>75485995
You sure as hell aren't talking about 3d models. And that is what is needed for a concert. A live 2d karaoke is not a concert, sorry Nijikeks.

Dizzy on my glizzy

Thank God Clara doesn't do ASMR id gosling so hard id explode

>>75485975
a declining 2% of 1000 means there's about 30-40 of them in a Jelly stream.

>>75485989
t. resident Indie beggar who says such and such should be in Phase.

>>75486046
>she would just giggle all the time
damn

>>75485975
I know one of the discord ones is a woman and there's that artist that's also a woman

I want to take a female starknight from behind while we both watch jelly

>>75485989
>open twitter
>pippa just retweeted a kronii clip
Accept it anon, everyone watches holo.

>>75486054
i like those odds

>>75486005
>>75486027 God willing.
>>75486028

I mostly watch Lumi, Pippa, Tenma, and Lia. who would I like out of the new gen

Hololive fans are everything this board says about Phase fans.

>>75485856
>>75485447
>invader
Sakana was pretty explicit in the last QnA that Invaders are simply talents who don't fit in the scheduled gen release; therefore, everything else like cut, IP rights, model etc is up to negotiation.

But going back to Sayu, she has
>manager
>website: https://sincronisity.com/en-eur/
>merch
>clippers
>covers
>established audience
>pity networking

She's a full-fledged /lig/ for a reason. What Phase can bring to the table that worths at least 30%.
It's not different from making someone like Filian join invaders.

Also, despite the "all-out war" /here/. Niji and Holo JP companies are supportive of each other. Employing Sayu is like Idol corp onboarding yuri, but even worse.

>>75486068
The only indie that I think should Phase in is Nanobites

>>75486068
Literally me

>>75486090
People confuse their dislike of holofags on the catalog with the actual vtuber royalty that is Hololive. Such is life.

>>75485989
I liked Matsuri and Pekora back then, but once HoloEN came out, I realised that I don't care for the girls and the hololive branding isn't enough for me to care about the girls outside of watching their debuts.
I've always had zero interest in brands and never understood why people buy shoes or clothes with x brand, hololive is the exact same thing /here/ desu.

I'm not crying, Clara. It's raining.

>>75486090
Anon did you just admit to having similar tastes to Pippa

>>75486054
2% of 1000 is 20 retard.

>>75486134
HoloEN are a bunch of freeloaders that just leech of the what their senpais built

>>75486177
Sure thing, Ken-sama.

>>75486090
I used to watch holo like 1-2 years ago
but they became pretty boring

>>75486166
Yeah, I knew 2% of 1000 was 20, so I doubled it to make it 2%, duh

>>75486115
>manager
One that does seems to do jack shit. The only reason Sayu would join is because she wants a constant friend group that she knows isn't going to shit on her behind her back. That and multiple managers that can help her with whatever she needs.

>>75486104
i bet you also have multiple oshis you WHORE

>>75486201
what?

>>75486201
>i doubled 2% to make it 2%
???

>>75486207
The only thing I think she'd get from phase an easier time getting collabs but I don't see phase get alot of sponsors

>>75486177
You think Phase Connect predates HoloEN too? Who built what in this particular space here exactly? I thought so.

>>75486250
bites it

>>75483498
NOW (Literally right now)
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | LIVE | CorpoNation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjx5fv7LZDs
Kaminari Clara (07:00UTC | LIVE | 30k Karaoke Celebration)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kafzvJOIyFk

SOON
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 2h15m | Apex Legends)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams

LATER
Kokoromo Memory (13:00UTC | 4h15m | ASMR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGSvxRJF6mA
Gram Pico (13:00UTC | 4h15m | Geology Day w/ Maul)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpgDKrSWsHw
Erina Makina (15:00UTC | 6h15m | ASMR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-x7XpnpZY0
Kaneko Lumi (16:00UTC | 7h15m | Bellwright)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZPxbDIvyP8
Remilia Nephys (16:00UTC | 7h15m | Drawing Alias as Dungeon Meshi Food)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INuztR8xDro
Hakushika Iori (16:30UTC | 7h45m | Bunny Garden)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvxgIppJeBI
Tenma Maemi (18:00UTC | 9h15m | Karaoke, Disney)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNxNLfqHQeQ
Ember Amane (19:00UTC | 10h15m | Buckshot Roulette)
https://www.youtube.com/@EmberAmane/streams
Saya Sairroxs (20:00UTC | 11h15m | Pokemon Ultra Sun Randomiser)
https://www.youtube.com/@sayasairroxs/streams
Kaneko Lumi (21:00UTC | 12h15m | Rimworld w/ Miia & Clio)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Muu Muyu (21:00UTC | 12h15m | Bunny Garden)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjqvoojTKaU
Amanogawa Shiina (22:00UTC | 13h15m | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/@AmanogawaShiina/streams
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (23:00UTC | 14h15m | Lia Shames You "ASMR")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dqIfDAulNw
Runie Ruse (00:00UTC | 15h15m | Maid RP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZNTE_0i2nc
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 16h15m | Katawa Shoujo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJhKpiyf4UY
Himemiya Rie (02:00UTC | 17h15m | Getting Interviewed by Some Whore)
https://www.twitch.tv/HadesMythos
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | 17h15m | Members Only: Isami Industries Orientation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC2Fw973_BY
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 18h15m | Members Only: Steins;Gate Watchalong)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDNSRTxfJnk
Kaminari Clara (06:00UTC | 21h15m | Supermarket Simulator)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFJ5z2DRLMc
Gram Pico (08:00UTC | 23h15m | Zatsu) Time may change)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 24h15m | Handcraft: Resin Jewellery - Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQEqtTSNx8s
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 29h15m | Detroit: Become Human)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Lumi, Rie & Uruka will be recreating and reviewing Girl Dinners on the 13th, submit here: https://forms.gle/Ny57tGtzoSyCGi4J8
>Pico may guerilla ARK on the streamer server she joined on given any night
>Pico is taking submissions for a zatsu stream about nostalgic memories from when you were a student https://forms.gle/3cdfSbSDntF8AMmN6
>Yuu may stream around her normal time but not guaranteed
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa & Michi

>>75486090
>kronii
Grim,
Pippa's shit taste continues to shock me

>>75486177

>>75486195
97 year old anon still copes about not being able to learn Japanese the old fashioned way

>>75486259
That's one thing I don't understand about Phase. They have everything they need to attract sponsors and yet they rarely get them.

>>75486201
Feminine hands wrote this post

>>75486276
it's a pretty funny clip though, what the fuck was she on
no I will not watch the vod for the context

>Clara singing in french
My dick is done...

i should make a game that's just an infinite nested loop of solitaire and use it to trap jelly.

>>75486268
We're all living in the house Coco built for better or worse

>>75486000
>>75486103
late nini

hands free ejaculation time

>coco invented vtubers
i hate newfags so much

>>75486303
no, I'm a big tall manly man

Im going to impregnate this schizo

Fuck, Clara is so good

>>75486323
>Leech off others as I say, but not as I do.

>>75486275
>lumi, Mia, and clio rimworld
Okay this is EPIC

>>75486199
I've been watching Phase since YT had recommended me Tenma clips a year ago. For me, Phase talents gradually become stale (granted I can only watch EU hours). So, I'm dabbling around other corpos.

I think it's natural for this hobby. Your average chuuba only has so many stories to tell before she starts looping. Unless you have a strong feeling towards the pilot or her skills, it's inevitable.

>>75486298
have you seen the clips, phase is so batshit that something that would put another company stock tanking, like porn showing up on stream, is just a Tuesday for these girls

i just came

>that "yo"
Sweet, sweet nectar

Jesus christ my dick holy fuck

>>75486298
They seem like they have a lot of choice over if they take them or not, we saw in December Pippa running them back to back between the genshin, shitstart mobile game, and marvel ones, so I think most just don't take them for one reason or another.

>>75486375
I've been watching Phase for the around three years now and have yet to get bored. Yes I've stopped watching my original Phase oshi Pippa but there's so many fantastic talents here that I don't see how you could get bored of them.

I wonder if that Alizee schizo is still around

>>75486366
Yeah because Phase got free success from having the Hololive name attached just like HoloEN did

>>75486320
Solitaire roguelite.

most sponsors just don't pay enough else i'd take them

>>75486375
It's also pretty retarded when people in truth find one or two talents they actually like in any company. The rest of the talents are just sort of there in the background and only exist to you when a collab happens. People just really want to enforce a sense of unity even as they shitpost about girls they don't like in Phase at the same time in this general, the cognitive dissonance of this is something else.

Please jelly tell me this is a joke...

>>75486393
Are her streams any good? I've only been watching muyu from her gen

>>75486460
Ok fishman

>ck3 is $20 bucks
should I buy it?

>>75486460
Pippa/Sakana/Phase Talent???!!!??!

God I want to give Clara a tongue bath.

>>75486460
>i'd

>>75486460
I hate money too

>>75486507
chicken kite 3?

>>75486507
dlc included, yes, dlc not included, no

>>75486298
Imagine being the representative from any sponsor
>hmm, today I'll check clips of Phase Connect talents
>mpreg
>clara goes UwU
>Tenma, give Shonder her milk
>clips from the incest game
>my oshi has mental illness
>you should kill yourself NOW

>>75486507
>$20 + $500 in expansion packs
just pirate it

>>75485842

>>75486393
Anon, even Kirsche gets sponsors. That's not the issue.

>>75486524
crusader kings

fuckk off faggotfish

>>75486507
Yes, then use creamAPI to get the DLC.

>>75486536
Sounds like HoloEN

>>75486460
A minute after this post, fish posts on Clara's chat

>>75485842
Pippa commissioning porn would be based af.

My oshi liked an old reply I made to one of her posts wtf

Who wants to collab?

>>75486556
I don't think HoloEN has an Italian fascist on the roster, correct me if I'm wrong.

>>75486576
>He doesn't know

>>75486594
me

>>75486594
Me

>>75486594
Me,

>>75486594
cuntfucker

>>75486594
Uruka with me on monster hunter GU so we can hunt the blue & red bear

>>75486536
>Imagine being the representative from any sponsor
Sure
>do they meet our sub metrics?
>do they have enough audience engagement?
>do i believe that this venture will see a return on investment?
By all accounts Phase has extremely high engagement numbers which are what matters most. No one gives a single fuck about what the content is if they can make a profit.

>>75486598
No just an Austrian nationalist who's said nigga on stream and said muslims have the potential risk of exploding

>>75486090
>everyone watches holo.
Holo being boring is what stopped me getting into VTubers after Kizuna Ai
Also Pippa is openly a holofag and catalog dramasister so that's an odd example of "everyone," should have used someone like Panko, Nasa or Mems as your example but I guess that would require you actually watching streams to know

At this point I think I have to date jelly or else she will kill herself sorry dizzy

>>75486594
Not me, I'm too shy sorry.

>>75486657
Based if true

>>75486536

>>75486657
Only select muslims can explode on demand, most explosions are purely by accidental

>>75486657
>Austrian nationalist
That's just a cucked euro so 100% safe.
>who's said nigga on stream
As part of a song and then immediately said sorry as the BLM activist she is.
>said muslims have the potential risk of exploding
No doubt the "risk" part you are making up as well.
Trying to make chicken look based doesn't work when she is anything but..

>>75486695
I laughed

>>75486683
>Panko, Nasa or Mems
They watch(ed) JPs though which doesn't fit his cope

AHHHHHH I WANT TO SNIFF CLARA'S SWEATY BUTT

Clara News: Clara is hot and sticky

THE MASK IS STUPID

>>75486683
Panko needs to stop pity baiting the hololive collab, it won't happen because noombers

I want Clara and Saruei innuendo French collab

[Jelly news] She's actually reached something interesting after months of sorting

>>75486742
I think you're stupid!

>>75486716
Not any more than misleading than claiming our phaser is

>>75486695
Thank you.

>>75486749
>it won't happen because noombers
No it won't happen because everyone knows she is a far right ideologue.

>>75486721
Get in line, fag

>>75486695
thank you anon, truly

>>75486460
this is somewhat true, anyone with a remotely successful youtube channel gets dozens of dogshit sponsor offers that aren't worth their time

KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO

>>75486716
>Forced to issue an apology by corporate and vtweeters means you support BLM
This is why I don't like 'based posters', you're perpetual victims and can't see beyond yourselves (like leftists)

>>75486742
THE MASK STAYS

>>75486783
the only way pippa is far right is if Stalin is far right

>>75486742
The mask stays on during sex, anon. It's a non-negotiable

>>75486749
>pity baiting the hololive collab
Panko cannot Japanese at all, if her talking about her oshi is an attempt to pity bait a collab instead of her just talking about what she likes then she's literally retarded beyond saving

>>75486268
All vtubers are anime leeches

SEKUSHI

>>75486783
Panko is what everyone in the catalog pretends Pippa and apparently some KFPfags in this general pretend Kiara to be when you think about it.

The Holo barrier will be broken one day and I'll be here to laugh at the doubters ITT.

>>75486752
She sounds Quebecoise, but when speaking English she sounds French... curious

>>75486716
isnt pippa a blm supporter what did she say about this

>>75486783
Dude shut up, dropping an n bomb doesn't mean you're far anything. I bet you don't even watch her content. I swear, where do these politics niggers come from and how do we get rid of them? Can we just post cunny until they fuck off?

>>75486865
KURARA

>>75486783
>>75486869
There's no way you aren't baiting.

>>75486885
>top phase talent is literally a /pol/fag
>where did all these /pol/fags comefrom
retard

>>75486783
>>75486869
>>75486916
Unironically kill yourself

>>75486869
>>75486783

>jelly was told she can't stream during primetime

grim

I miss Jelly

Clara's cake...

another one

>>75486885
>where do these politics niggers come from and how do we get rid of them?
/lig/ retards that came from Filian collabs, talk shit about Filian and watch the politics vanish while they post off-cooldown to pretend Filian is liked here instead of neutrally accepted

I miss her...

Jelly always calls me her dear...

>>75486949
I hope Sakana dies in a plane "accident"

>>75486934
Ah yes, the Panko posters are constantly accusing others of being third world "browns" as they post photoshopped images with Panko next to Mussolini for no reason at all, got it.

>jelly just ignores clara
grim

Panko is not even white

>>75487016
I ignore Jelly, we are.

>>75486993
Holy shit please go back to whatever shithole you come from.

>>75487024
>Panko is not even white
Do you really think polfags are consistent about anything anon?

>Jelly raiding Sayu
Hmmmm

>>75486993
sea

>>75487024
panko once streamed white, was very cute

>>75487055
>>75487016
clara is ending

>>75487055
I approve of the Sayu raid, her voice turns me on for some reason

who the fuck woke up commieschizo?

>Clara's crying because she forgot to thank the ohmies because she was able to go to comic con because of them
Cute...

Sayu sexo

>>75487100
Her ban probably expired

>>75486916
She was just a neet hikamori that liked dramafags because it made her feel like less of a fuck up, she was never political. She probably has more in common with Eimi than she realizes, but fags like you set up a wall between her and other talents by making her out to be some terrible person. I swear you SEA liggers are the worst, go back.

>>75487100
>commieschizo
For or against? Because pointing out the obvious isn't communist.

>>75487115
>ohmies
is that what boltfags are called?

>>75487130
...

>>75487130
>pointing out the obvious
I don't know what sort of schizophrenic fit you're having but I hope you get help soon.

>>75487123
Sexual hag correction

>>75487123

slut

>>75487115
>ohmies
Gayest name in phase. Worse than "bitos".

This is my first Clara stream. Sincerely, she seems like a brilliant girl.

>>75487140
It was originally JoltNiggers

>>75487186
I feel like yt would not like that name very much

>>75487180
Not as bad as cookies, but Kevin's to blame because he wouldn't let Shiina be a crab from the start

>>75487201
*Joltjunkies

>>75486961
Fuck off. We love Filian here

>>75487129
>she was never political.
She is, but her statements are so casually made without any thought that to her, it doesn't seem political but natural. Other vtubers hear the politics in those statements, unlike the fanboys.

Oh right, the Hag Garden

what is hag garden even going to be?

>>75487220
I hate Filian and I hate her shitty underage audience even more. She's a conceited bitch who thinks her shit doesn't stink and lords her numbers over everyone else.

Clara "Cuminairi"
who came up with that name?

>>75487182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbRMWVje4jo
Check her Cwawa collab for full experience

Avatar Project 2.0 died.

Wtf was that Clara?

>>75486805
>I'll add it to my sad cry playlist

>>75487257
Cwawa HATE

Statistically speaking if you haven't become a crabsolute legend by age 18 you are never going to become one

>>75487261
Hag needs severe correction

>>75487129
>set up a wall between her and other talents
nta but you're a retarded newfag, she made that wall herself years ago saying she didn't want the drama she brought onto herself to affect everyone else.

why does commieschizo seethe about filian anyway?

>>75487274
Nah, I'd win

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
ANOTHER PEO RAID
CLARA, I DON'T WANT ANYMORE GIFTED MEMBERSHIPS

>>75487220
>we

>>75487271
You shut your whore mouth.

>Peo raid
Based as fuck of Clara. And Peo seems like a fan too.

>>75487294
what are you doing in this board?

>>75487220
>We

>>75487330
not watching phase connect to talk about a ligger

>>75487314
we hate cwawa here

>I'm sharing this thread with "we" catalog niggers or holodrones

[Little Witch Nobeta News] https://twitter.com/nobeta_staff_en/status/1788856509704912912

>>75487349
>not watching phase connect
it shows

>>75487378
Why no sound?

>>75487257
Alright, I'm convinced. I'll have to start catching her streams now.

>>75487363
>we
Cwawa is the better Clara

>>75487260
i have no idea about who the fuck are them, but:
>lumi killed that company
>sakana poached their talents
that's my new rrat, they will be the new invaders

so when will beryl come back and join as a invader? I miss her

>>75487287
He doesn't. He loves her and put her at the top of his faggy Phase Friend list.

>>75487401
Fillian isn't in phase connect, she's the annoying orange of vtubers

>>75487378
Holo board.

What the hell is this game Sayu is playing?

>>75487453
she might as well be at this point

>>75487330
Watching vtubers? What are you doing In this thread? This isn't lig retard

>>75487446
he often seethes about kirsche and cries about most people on that list, that makes no sense

>>75487459
This hasn't been a Holoboard in a long while anon.

Somebody post the Sayu soundpost

>>75487489
You're trying to apply logic to a schizophrenic tranny who spends his free time seething on a vtuber forum.

>>75487493
You say that while posting an admitted Holo reject, interesting,,,,,,,

Could someone cover my shift with Lumi's cuckposting and looping today? I have plans for the evening.

>>75487381
I love being Taiwanese

Why are you fucks talk about Saya when she isn't even on? Also you keep spelling her name wrong

>>75487453
she often collabs, doesn't matter how much you cry about it