/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i love shadowsensei

she can teach me if you comprehend what i'm trying to imply

a shogga that I like went missing, I'm worried about him

i love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE fallenshadow!!!!! i love so so very very very very very very very very very much!!!!! i pray she is getting better and doing something productive every day no matter how small!!!!! i believe in her! she can do it!!!

>>75465885
whomst

>shondo to (you): https://youtu.be/SCtga1OJ9I4
>(you) to shondo: https://youtu.be/F1erV7UUEIE

>>75466075
not gonna say it because you guys will think that I'm him and I don't want him to get derekd

Shondo don't read this
I think I like a Barbie. Like. Like I like like them. Do you get me. They're really sweet.

>>75466168
I understand, hes probably just gone because shondo is gone right now and will be back when she is

>>75465981
this is how you concernfag, good post shogga

>>75466247
spill the tea, xister
who you crushin on
does she go to our school heehee

almost 4 am and i haven't slept yet. going to the office in a couple of hours. wish me luck bros...

>>75466499
good luck

>>75466499
have fun

i’m still surprised she likes dark souls as much as she does for someone who didnt consider herself a gamer not too long ago
i hope she eventually gets to bloodborne. i think she loves dollwife. need to make fanart of her as the doll

>>75466499
good luck, euroshogga! ganbatte!

>>75466455
I can't say or else you'll go and find me. But they're really caring and funny. They've got a little bit of the grift but I'm used to it at this point. They're just really nise and they make me smile and laugh. Not having a ton of baggage is nise as well. At first it was just pure sexual attraction but now I want to take care of her.

>>75466825
*will love dollwife. sorry

>>75466974
why are they gifs

>>75466964
why do you stick around if you don't love shondo? are you just chat and not trying to be a super regular? pretty sure i know who you are but i like you either way

>>75467096
too big and they broke during resizing. didnt know until i posted the second one srry

>>75467221
no need to be sorry i was just wondering :D

>>75467430
:3

>>75467219
>why do you stick around
I did and partially still do love shondo. The feelings have mostly faded, all last year they were on the decline, I had a spike for valentine's but that's about it.
I'm sticking around because it feels horrible to ditch her when she's unwell like this, when she's back to streaming I'll slip away so it's nise and painless.

>>75467961
she gave you a free out right now. reread her hiatus message

>>75468145
>Dying character tells you to go on without them
>Shogga actually just turns around a leaves

shondo isnt considered a barbie, right? i always assumed she was the girl who owns and plays with the barbies

song some shoggas might like to listen to: https://youtu.be/sHcYaS3m1c4

if you’re crushing on a barbie, there’s a 100% chanvce multiple shoggas have derek’d you or ar least put you and a list.

>>75467961
nevermind i don't know who you are or if you're shitposting but that's probably the best possible way you can do it
>>75468145
it's better to wait, really he shouldn't have posted anything in case shondo pisses herself but too late, she'll be alright anyway

okay, but if you leave now you're going to miss out on the Summer Of Shondo™ that ushers in the new golden age.

Will she be back by the end of the month?

>>75468382
shondo begging someone who wants to leave to stay is only going to cause more pain when they want to leave again

>>75468382
OMG! I'm sold, there's no way I can leave now.

>>75468362
>shondo isnt considered a barbie, right?
is this guy the dude who got a gifted subtype other day

>>75468496
too early for me to guess but i’m not getting my hopes up nor am i gonna rush (saying i miss her is not guilt-tripping her. i’m letting her know she’s loved and wanted.)

>>75468694
hi! :D

>>75468382
Why can I hear her say this with that silly lispy voice

>>75468496
I like to hope so.

she will post within the next 90 min

No she wont

This gif poster is a cool shogga. I'm a huge fan

>>75468707
>saying i miss her is not guilt-tripping her. i’m letting her know she’s loved and wanted.
most shoggas are expressing that properly which is fine and she probably likes seeing that in a way, but there are also ways it can be guilt-trippy. it just depends on context and phrasing

>>75468362
>>75468382
>>75469105
why are you literally me but niser where did you come from who are you who am i

>>75469504
i'm (you)

>>75469504
This is a phenomenon known as "3am shondo time". It's a weird thing that happens where everyone is extremely nise as soon as the clock hits 3 for shondo. No one can explain why this happens.

>>75469250
yeah, i was clarifying that’s how i meant it

>>75469504
first and third are (me). always weird how shoggas call my post nise when i’m anonymous but hate me when my name is attached to them lol <3

>>75469964
It's the GIFs that carry your appearance. Try posting one when you post with a name next time. It'll work wonders

>>75469841
maybe because it's a handful of shoggers who happen to be asleep at the same time or people have less energy when they're eepy
>>75469964
i should know who you are based off that but i got nothin

>>75470095
i didnt use a gif when i posted >>73213347

>>75470275
that’s okay :] i deserve to be ignored for a while. i’m paranoid she’ll not like me when she comes back but won’t say anything haha silly brainworms

my birthday is coming up and I'm going to spend it alone for the second year in a row I think I'll just kill myself

>>75470851
>only 2 years
you get used to it

>>75470851
nadenade
it’ll be ok. just girlboss your way to happiness

>>75470902
my bagel <3

Https://www.youtube.com/shorts/A2_kzv-2dO4
this could be us shondo

>>75471483
These are so fucking dumb i love them

>>75471483
this is how she acts when we go out lol. i think she’s partially doing it to fatten me up, friggin feeder.

>>75471662
>picrel

>>75470482
oh. you're not that hated and something tells me she'll like you, you shouldn't worry in the long run and in short term you'll probably be fine so don't worm out about it

>>75471941
>something tells me she'll like you
thank you, shogga. remind me to buy you a beer next time we hit up the pub, yeah?
the brainworms are light. i know how kind she is and despite some saying otherwise, i know she lets shit go…eventually hehe. i just want to spend my time making her happy.

>>75472397
>i know she lets shit go
LOL

>>75472837
ehrm read maros?

>>75472397
only one thing was pretty dumb and she'll probably remember it but i doubt she will hold that against you much as long as you try not to do it more and learned

>read maros
>watch streams
:D
D:

>>75472397
>i know she lets shit go
>>75473191
>i doubt she will hold that against you much
ah i see we’re syadouClueless posting now. very nise very good.

goodnight shoggas

>>75473334
i'm 95% sure she won't to a level where you need to brain worm at all, but i don't want to make any guarantees

>>75473507
mlem
>>75473560
goodnight

>>75473560
sleep tight

>>75473507
urge to grab or poke her tongue

>>75473759
>grab
yeah with my lips

>>75473910
you kiss boys? fag.

>>75474106
you’re telling me you wouldn’t? stop lying shogga. just look at this hunk

>>75474299
shogga, you gay

>>75473560
ni ni my shiggie

Sho sitting on your lap while playing Fortnite. Lifting up his boyskirt and pulling down his underwear, despite his protests. Putting it in his bussy and giving him a tug while playing with his nipples. He gets a victory royale as he cums, swearing at you the entire time.

>>75474597
please wait until june for the shoposting
gave me a semi tho, so gj i guess

so shes quitting right? i hope she at least tells us soon so i can rope

>>75474978
you better rope right now
theres no coming back from mental retardation as bad as yours

love my wife

haha nooooo shogga don’t kill urself haha your so cute n sexy, it’d be a waste of a good husband haha also your jokes are so funny i’m totally gonna steal them k?

>>75475233
no, ill wait for her to announce it
i still have like 0.1% hope like im sure we all do

shondo please post an update and also a quick one for the manager as well

>>75475286
What a proper little lady

>>75469105
shondo…you made a liar out of me. expect consequences.

>>75473910
This drawing is really funny to me

I personally put sho posting on pause for the hiatus

Why do you never tell me good night? Do you hate me?

>>75476230
gn sweetie chu~~~~~

i just want her to hold me tight with my head against her chest so i can listen to her heart and she can run her fingers around my bald skull and tell me everything will be okay

i’m 100% sure but i think i would like if she did a vr meet n greet/hangout? i’m hesitant cause i can easily see it going horribly for 20 different reasons, but it would be really cool if it happened with zero problems.

>>75476368
*not 100%
its late but i can’t go to bed for another hour. sorry i’ll try to proofread betterer ~_~

>>75476368
Vr chat gang rape
https://amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/jan/05/metaverse-sexual-assault-vr-game-online-safety-meta

i hate this guy

jurnos are scum

>>75476230
Goodnight shondo I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75476531
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Raping Real Hahahaha Shogga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Shogga Close Your Eyes Haha

>>75476583
i said i was sorry :[

I will cyber rape shondo so hard that she regrets ever logging on to the internet

>>75477367
Goku doko, I'm just looking at her foot without him...

>>75477367
Where's the goku

Her body proportions are inconsistent and they confuse me desu

She shaped like a young boy but with girl parts. What's there to be confused about?

>too weak to see Goku
you shoggas should do your gym reps, low power level ahh

>>75477791
I've a power level of 6, that's high

>>75477484
>>75477503
fixed it for him

>>75477862
>sub 8 loser
ngmi
also
>I’ve a
that feels gross to read. please don’t do it again

>>75477771
shes shaped like a girl with girl parts and is very beautiful

oink

>>75478090
>that feels gross to read. please don’t do it again
I probably won't, it comes out naturally

>>75478398
It's a really cute nose

>>75478398
Why would you insult her appearance? I think she’s beautiful in every way.

>>75479634
it's a beautiful oinker

>>75479661
Don’t call it that nigger

i wonder if you push her chest lump inwards, if it makes her boobies pop out

>>75480083
no need to be upset
>>75480362
made me laugh

If she got sent to the hospital, i wonder if they would figured out what the lump was. makes me very worried.
why couldn’t i have been born a female doctor in the uk so i could feel my wife up :(((((

>>75480412
Stupid black spear chucking nigger

>>75480545
bee nise

>>75480573
way too smug. needs correction 𒅄damn brat

>>75480573
Go away stinky poop face

i love you shondo please take care of yourself!!! maybe treat yourself to something nice that you like like some cake or buy yourself something to enjoy

>>75480499
She already had it looked at last year.

>>75480760
and did it get any better? mr. doctor also looked at ft after he said he could barely breathe and doc said “you good :)” fifty million times before ft got him to listen

I started watching a few months ago, but I wish I found Shondo sooner bros, Looking at the /vt/ archives and her old streams makes me feel like I missed out on everything.

her family need to see a better doctor, i don't understand how they don't change GP

>>75480848
join the club fellow newfag. hopefully the best days arent behind us.
https://youtu.be/4e2Lfzmmv9I

>>75480946
Other GPs are too far.

>>75481037
better die because travel hort

imagine not many doctors want to make house calls through a huge forest. probably not even an actual doctor. probably some feral shamanistic medicine-man that lives inna woods. lot of stuff would start adding up in that case.

i should hire a the witch doctor to sacrifice a chiggen for her

so. tired. can’t. fall. asleep.
shondoo, give me a sliver of your ‘eep, my sweetheart.

>>75481037
going to a concert is fine tho :)

>he fell for the concert rrat
shogga..thats just embarrassing

>>75481134
>>75481197
gave me a few sliceofshadow ideas. i’ll get back to you when i know how to draw and can make them. say about……3 years?

>>75482990
learn to make AI art and you can shave about 3 years off that learning.

>>75481787
She's a woman, please understand

>>75481466
Go eep

>>75483421
no

>>75483421
im physically tired but mentally awake and it sucks. been up for 20 hrs and before that got 4 hours of eep. need my pills but im away from home and forgor them like a dummy :(

>>75455868 (me)
I managed to take a shower, but i got out of bed late

>>75483556
Nade nade
I'll wish for you to get a good eep

>>75483556
being sleep deprived makes me see things and I can feel my heart beating it is pretty exciting i love sleep deprivation but my brain doesn't work and i get hurt

>>75483622
tank :^}

I love my wife's face

>>75483667
that’s nice, hun but please get some rest and lay off the caffeine for a while, please. we’re all worried about you. get better soon, love.

Good night my shoggies
Its finally the weekend

shit got an ingrown hair in my pubes. shondo! grab the tweezers and some rubbing alcohol, babe!

>>75484329
nini shiggie

>>75484329
Good night shogga

https://x.com/ogrealcarl/status/1788156819375816960
shondo, this could be us. instead its just me as carl
please love me. just a lil bit, as a treat?

shontoes

ummmm shoomfies i did reps like you asked and found this. dont mean to be an anti but how is this still up on the channel?
https://voca.ro/1mn1XnnIF5VX

>>75487077
How vulgar

>>75487351
too late for me, shogga.
tell my wife… she should have just taken an advil~ blegh x_x

>>75487515
Nice cock

owlbyte please stop showing your hands on twitter, I keep getting jumpscared by them

reminder that Bapy just graduated from high school

>>75487791
good for him. highschool was a rough 8 years for me.

if she hates backseating so much she should just let sit up front. ive been good and i know not to pit my feet on the dash.

She clearly lives a double life, the vtuber anime girl and the C-list actress behind it. What if only "fallenshadow" is suffering tho? Shondo the character could be killed off by * and then * could sign up for a corpo, technically it wouldn't even be lying since Shondo would keep her promise to (You). Til death do us part.
Where do you put this rrat on the iceberg?

>>75487764
Scary

>>75488233
8th tier of schizo

>>75488333
Come on, no way it's deeper than the 2nd layer. It's just a variation of "normie Shadow".

>>75488233
shondo didn't promise (You) until death do us part, she promised us as long as (You) is with her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vr187FGAT4

>>75488233
if you watched streams you would know this isnt a rrat but just plain truth

>>75488392
>for as long as I can
>I don't want to join a corpo
Makes sense for Shondo the character, however * could write a sad death for her and the only way for (You) to be with her is to join her.
>>75488417
Sorry for being new.

>>75488392
i can smell her coffee breath. give me some space, bitch
it is funny she says she wants to stream forever, yet she knows she’ll have to quit by 2026 to be the full-time momma to my kids.

>>75465879
>>75488392
pinky swear

>forever if possible
It's possible(because of me) so that means she'll stream forever

you misheard
she said “forever is pussy bull”
as in pussy (girls) goes into a bull market and she gets rich from all the sexpesting
shes a very entrepreneurial little girl

I need to get over shondo's ideology, it's hard to believe that some girls actually wants to get dmed good morning and good night everyday along with updates on what you did that day, it's such a stark difference

I think it's safe to say that shondo is my most valued person

>>75488792
Yeah, no girl wants to hear what you specifically have done that day. They want to hear about me though.

>>75488896
So how has your day been?

if shondo cared what men thought or did with their time, she’d watch males (vtubers or not).
girls on the other are great for her.

https://youtube.com/shorts/4HKD5C-yx70
3rd meme reminded me of you guys

>>75488792
i can confirm girls like getting consistent gm and gn texts from men they are attracted to. it’s a fine line between giving them what they want and coming off as clingy though

>>75489139
My girlfriend was giving me a piggy-back ride to the grocery store the other day because I didn't want to scuff up my new shoes. She was huffing down the frozen pizza aisle when I overheard some hipster chick saying "Ewww, onions!" I jumped off my woman's back and slid over like a smooth criminal. Her boyfriend shrieked, "dude, what's your problem?" That's when a clerk tossed an onion at me from the produce aisle. I immediately dropped into a handstand and donkey-kicked the onion into the hipster-chick's yapper. She started chewing like a horse and crying tears of joy. She was so happy that she gave me her number, which I drop-kicked out of her hand and into her boyfriend's skull. She asked me how she could ever repay me, and I gave her a stern look. She thought that look meant "suicide." She was right.

She said "I know what I have to do." Then she waddled over to the houseware aisle, grabbed a potato peeler and started peeling off her own face. Then I watched as she slowly ate her face for the next 15 minutes, piece by piece until she bled to death. Her final words to me were "forgive me." I said "no" in sign language, and then she died.

>>75489260
Real? If so fuck off cheater

>>75489260
um yeah…gonna have to call the cops about this. pretty sure you committed 12 felonies in the first five sentences, alone.
yikes, shoomfie. big yikes. try and be better next time.

>>75489260
Average day in the life of a shondophrenic.

>https://x.com/t3maxxialt/status/1788764346509881377
theres still hope shoggas!!!

>>75490132
syadouDisgust

>>75490132
Vile
Show this to kirikanna

>>75490132
>not wanting to shove your head under her hoodie in a moment of weakness and kiss her flat chest for good luck
>not wanting to poke her budding breasts in a teasing way
>not wanting to shove her microscopic titties in your mouth
what are you some gay normie?

>>75490558
They aren't budding, they are regressing. She used to have them but lost them to anorexia.

>>75490639
exactly! i’m just tryin to restore the balance. complete the circle of life and those circles are tiddies

>>75490639
>She used to have them but lost them to anorexia
Talk about a glow up.

My wife's body is perfect just the way it is
Besides some health related issues

In all seriousness I believe she has A cups and that she used to pad her bra to make them B cups, now she's doing the opposite by wearing chest binders to make herself as flat as a board. It's all body dysmorphia.

>>75491100
if it’s so perfect, then why haven’t they made a shondo 2? yeah that’s what i thought!
youre right though, of course. from an aesthetic/beauty standpoint, her body has always been perfection. just once i want to give it a tender caress

>>75487077
Diamonds unironically

call me whatever names you want but i have to hard disagree with shondo: c cups are not big. even d cups are disappointing most of the time. use any “big breasts” tag and you’ll never see something smaller than dd’s.

>>75491288
when she applies powder to her nose, she employs a similar methodology but utilizes distinct terminology to convey her actions. your deficiency in intellectual capacity is impeding your capacity to derive pleasure from the ordinary

>>75491407
>c cups are not big
Depends on the country and race. In US C cups are small because their women are fat, in most European countries they're average, in Asia they're big..etc. How fat are British women?

>>75491493
pat pat pat the nose

>>75491537
British people are around 50% more obese compared to the European average, and about 30% less obese compared to the USA.

>>75491537
On average they ballon to American size after 25-30. Before that theyre people sized

>>75491696
>>75491704
Damn, in that case it makes sense why she thinks only DD's count as big breasts. On a related note Shondo's a size queen when it comes to tits, what does she consider a big dick?

>>75491808
>what does she consider a big dick?
mine

>>75491808
It doesn't seem she is interested in dicks, she is attracted to large and strong men but doesn't want to have sex with them.

>>75491882
My shriveled steroid penis is perfect for her then. There really isn't a down side with her huh. I'm huge I'm all the places she wants :D

>>75491882
>attracted
>doesn't want to have sex with them
Then she isn't attracted? She just thinks some men are charismatic.

the only way to make it with her is to have a dick that’s rotted off after decomposing in your cemetery

>>75491941
>My shriveled steroid penis
bratty...

>>75491947
I mean, she does get off from ryona, asphyxiation, bondage, etc. By "having sex" I was referring only to things that involve a penis.

>>75492093
She's huffing that copium if she thinks she's bi. To me it seems like she wants two things, another FE in her life to protect her and nothing else (platonic love), and literally any woman with a pulse (romantic love).

>>75492035
i wish, mine is only 6 inches

>>75492381
>not scary big
>not cute micro
NGMI shogga

>>75492446
no... she wouldn't care... right..?

her only allowing sex after she's been murdered by us is just another way of saying "I'd rather die than have sex with you" but somehow she twisted it to be semi-romantic

>>75492655
It's ok man you just have to chop off 2-3 inches.
>>75492665
She's great at backhanded compliments and veiled insults.

>>75492665
>>75492783
The most romantic sex related thing she ever said was that she'd fight harder against a rapist if he was (You), basically to make it more exciting and to not think of her as a slut.

she’s mean and cruel but in a sweet way

can we not loop the lesbian/hates male sex drive thing?
already feeling depressed and those facts don’t help

>>75493399
we never talk about it tho

>>75493399
>depressed
Unless you're a woman you have no excuse for not getting over your depression in a few days.

Why is /shon/ still a thing

>>75493654
it ebbs and flows. and today its flowing let me tell you

dusk is sliding in those DMs

>>75493724
good luck to him :D

>>75493724
dusk is such a handsome mofo. Smile

She wears one of these to be a cutting board.

>>75494087
nah she doesnt

>>75494087
dnc (do not care)

>>75494177
She has A cups, maybe Bs.
>>75494199
You shouldn't but it's a fact.

>>75494218
anon... a cups look pretty big on a girl as thin has her
i guarantee you that she does not have boobs and is not using binders either

she looked pretty wowza 0-0 in that asmr horse video
that had to be a lot of padding. too bad that was just a one-off and didnt become a series

>>75494277
>a cups look pretty big on a girl as thin has her
Like in those old skits? Hmm.

>>75494320
watch streams

>>75494087
>>75494218
ft, why do you care so much about your onee-chan’s chest? kinda sus, bro

>>75494344
I did and I don't believe her, just like how I don't believe that she magically shrunk 15+ centimeters. When she wanted to appear grownup she was throwing numbers with confidence and talking about how her legs don't fit in most cars comfortably.

she also has a flat ass.

>>75494515
I mean she's a white girl so I can believe that.

I miss fallen shadow. I hope she’s doing okay!

her heartrate tweet feels so much longer ago than two days. i swear it’s been a week since then

>>75493205
that simply means she would rather have sex with an actual rapist than us

tbf i can’t blame her for not being physically attracted to 99.99% of husbands
>inb4 “that 0.01%? me.”
be honest with yourself, shogga. it’ll hurt a lot less if you are.

>>75494320
Like she said, she was wearing a massively padded bra. In the other one, you can't see anything. She is completely flat in the photo on Twitter too. I dont know why you would make up your own headcanon about her wearing binders....

>>75494782
Rape is not sex.

She doesn't want to have sex with anyone. Not with women nor men

>>75495002
ok she would rather be raped by an actual rapist than raped by us

>>75494902
>tbf i can’t blame her for not being physically attracted to 99.99% of husbands
Where did you get that made up percentage from? She has only seen a dozen or so of us over the years.
>be honest with yourself, shogga
I've been good enough for two average women and a menhera hottie.

I believe she shrank desu

>>75495077
Yes, she would rather be hurt by a stranger than someone who claims to love her. That whore! Grrrrrrr she makes me so mad it's all about me I'm so insecure

did you just not read the thread on purpose or what? pretending to be retarded is still being retarded.
read >>75493205
>she’d be less resistant to a rapist that wasn’t (you)

>>75495156
I don't because that's not how reality works. She either lied about her height back then to appeal to a certain someone or she's lying right now to appeal to genuine pedophiles. Duno which is worse.

imagine having to use 20 volumes of HxH as a mic stand. lol i mean, scuffed much?

>>75495452
Did you ask this? She always liked short girls herself.

>>75496076 (me)
To answer your question I think she might have exaggerated her height back then because of body dysmorphia.

>>75496076
>Did you ask this?
As a matter of fact I did. There are only two options, she either lied back then or she lies now.

Personally I think we should hound the girl with body dismorphia MORE about how her body looks

>>75496285 (me)
Shondo always gave me grifter vibes, I want her to get better at lying.
>>75496424
>body dismorphia
If she constantly lies about herself why couldn't she lie about having body dysmorphia?

>>75495452
stinky femcel

>>75496076
https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1042961911476834304

>>75496474
She never said she has body dismorphia

>>75496474
Body dysmorphia is part of being anorexic, and it is a matter of just looking at her to notice she is anorexic.

>>75496509
This was such a retarded reply to my question. What does that prove? That she might also have pedo tendencies? Ok, so she's a pedo that wants to appeal to fellow pedos. Wow she showed me.

This reminded me of someone

>>75496616
Dude, relax. I was complementing your post with the link in shondo's answer.

>>75496678
I was addressing past Shondo's point through your post.

>>75494902
I've really let myself go in the last year, if I got back into shape I think she'd find me attractive. But not right now
Bros what if she shows up to my apartment and is disappointed, I need to fix myself

>>75496676
“This is some serious gourmet shit”

>>75496793
>I think she'd find me attractive
Are you built like a mommy gf?

>>75496616
She was making fun of your braindead worldview.

>>75496424
I agree, I just don't like when people pretend she is a dishonest person. Her not being clear about her height doesn't mean she is constantly lying.

So my oshi recently said she doesn't want a guy who acts like a virgin, she wants someone who can talk to women. How does shondo feel about it? Dows she want me to have experience before going after her or is she ok with me having no idea how to talk to girls?

>>75494902
If she was honest in pic related... absolutely not. I'm a clean freak that likes expensive clothes, I shave every morning, 5'8", slim, I refuse to bulk up out of disdain for the jocks that bullied me in the past and I have a sex drive. PP gets hard in the morning.

At best Shondo would feel nothing towards me, at worst she'd still feel threatened by me because even though I'm a manlet I'm still male.

>>75497302
She addressed this by saying you can be your ideal self in this relationship. She won't call you a liar for saying you are 6'7 and hot

My hands are too soft for her, I work a lot with them but take care of them

>>75497392
>you can be your ideal self in this relationship
That would be a lie.
>She won't call you a liar
But I'd be a liar.

>>75497454
who cares she lies too just lie your ass off and say youre chad mcthundercock meets stephen hawking

>>75497037
>your oshi
who
and what are you doing in an on-hiatus vtuber thread if you dont even really watch them

>>75497496
>who cares she lies too
I care. I strimer-zoned Shondo as soon as I did some basic twitter reps and found out that she only thirsts for women. Besides >>75494902 was talking about irl attraction.

>>75496793
i’ve also let myself go since covid lockdowns. but, shogga
>apartment
never gonna make it like that. need to own your home

>>75497599
>need to own your home
ntra are you retarded? It's possible to own an apartment if you didn't know.

>>75497037
She values chastity and purity
She dislikes whores and sluts(still befriends them though)
One time(somewhat recently) a chatter said "i got laid, are you proud of me?" and she straight up called them disgusting

>>75497595
That's not true. People were crying about her thirsting for the male doom demons and Edward. There were also moments she thirsted for (you) like when she thought about tracing our arm.

>>75497302
>anti-lewd
so retarded to want this in a “spouse”. if a married couple arent doing anything lewd, then theyre just friends that live together.
although with the ideal world being constantly greggers, maybe she’s just using lewd wrong? like as a synonym for coomer?

>>75497759
if having sex is so important (it's not) then why are you here

>>75497037
whore

>>75497741
>basic twitter reps
Anon stop replying to me already and stop being autistic. If 99% of the time Shondo thirsts for women then she's a lesbian. Period. Gimme a fucking break, gay dudes that fuck femboys are unironically straigher than Shondo.

>>75497656
that’s called being a landlord dummy

>>75497302
>could kill me effortlessly
Could
>homeless
Not
>growls at prostitutes
Not literally?
>literal corpse
No
>sad dad
No
>tragic backstory
I guess?
>antilewd
Depends, but yes

>>75497916
Why would a lesbian thirst to make characters? What you are describing is a BI girl leaning towards women so exactly what she described herself as.

>>75498002
Have a (You) and kill yourself.

>>75497857
nta but physical intimacy and sex are a core part of any long term romantic relationship

>>75497857
cause i love her.
>sex isn’t important
thats why 99.9999999999999999% of married couples do it yeah? cause its so trivial? spouses dont become a family until they’ve made a child together so you’re basically saying you dont want to be a family with your wife

So many grammatical errors... Just kill yourself at this point(shondo'd agree)

>>75498002
>why would a gay dude thirst for a femboy that looks like a woman? what you're describing is a straight man with penis feitsh

>>75497599
Too poor, it's over for me
Also I can't get approved for a home that costs less per month than my rent even though I have good credit. I hate this stupid system so fucking much

>>75498103
But she is specifically attracted to classic masculine traits in men and very feminine traits in women.

>>75498076
>spouses dont become a family until they’ve made a child
On what planet? Two people living together for longer than a few months are considered a family unit.
>you dont want to be a family with your wife
Not really, I wouldn't want to live with her just to hang out at her place every other day.

>>75498076
>thats why 99.9999999999999999% of married couples do it yeah?
Nta, people wanna fuck the people they're attracted to

>>75497916
if she didn't get 15 guys instantly crying when she thirsted over other males and she didn't feel compelled to keep up her seiso larp then she would thirst over guys more often
remember that she takes vtubing seriously and has a specific view of what she should and shouldn't do which informs her behaviour(on main)
she also still thirsts over guys and talks about things she finds attractive on main despite this but im sure you would call that grifting. she is also lewd in her own way and with a nod and a wink so she isnt as pure as she more generally puts across

>>75498065
usually, because most people want to have sex, but not necessarily
>>75498076
not saying it doesn't matter at all i'm saying it's not a requirement, not needing sex isn't the same as not wanting it or a family

i'm not asexual i'm just not a coomer and love her too much to where it doesn't matter. if anything i love her more than someone who feels that's a problem

>>75498222
leave
or stay cause you’re obviously no threat to my future reign. i’ll keep you as an eunuch after the husband trials of 2026.

Maybe one day we can finally move past the "Is she gay" rrat. Probably not though since we've been arguing about it for years.

>>75498287
>her seiso larp
If you think her seisoness is a larp then why can't her straightness also be a larp? You've arbitrarily decided to ignore the overwhelming evidence that she's a lipstick lesbian and chose to deny her purity instead. Borderline anti behavior.

>>75498266
ok? and im attracted to my wife. thanks for proving my point?

You guys keep thinking so short term, why? 2026... 2034...
This is to last forever, so why are you in a hurry?

>>75498459
thats as long as we live

>>75498459
I'm not 12 so she'll either die or move on before I die. Why be unrealistic

>>75498411
The easiest way to get past it is just watching her 2021 streams where she actively lusts for male vtubers because it was before she developed her current mindset to attract more men but good luck getting them to actually do reps and watch streams.

>>75498459
forever is til she dies which is seemingly approaching much quicker than previously suspected. also 2026 is when i wage full war on shoggers, groomers, shoggas, shondophrenics, and non-compliant husbands. basically Shondo and I will be the monarchy of a new kingdom with most of you as serfs.
mods confirmed that this is true so don’t tell me to take my meds

>>75498438
>Calling someone else an anti when your argument is that she is actually just lying on and off stream to her fans for years
Kek

man these threads is retarded sometimes.

>>75498661
its all in good fun, shonshon. go eat a burger you twig bitch(lovingly, nonderogatory)

>>75498438
being seiso or atleast mostly seiso with some 'safe' stuff that breaks character is just part of her job as an entertainer

>>75498447
>this isn't a marriage without sex, it's just being friends and she's retarded for wanting that, i require sex
>but also i love her though and we're married
i don't think you love shondo for shondo or at the least don't see this as an actual relationship

>>75498713
shut up bratty

>>75498749
of course not lol we're just playing house

>>75496424
Retro she doesn't have body dysmorphia you dumbfuck. Stop projecting your own shit onto her all the time.

>>75498636
>forever is til she dies
So... Forever is until the end of the universe? That's what I'm saying too

>>75498749
>don't see this as an actual relationship
if you view this as an actual relationship then you're ngmi, unironically

>>75498643
You have a point, in that case we're both borderline antis except I have a mountain of evidence to back up my belief while that other anon has two examples of her being into men. It's easier to believe that those two examples are her pandering in order to not break the illusion of her braindead audience.

>>75498827
do people without it generally cover their mirrors

>>75498827
>she doesn't have body dysmorphia
LOL

>>75498886
>two examples
Unironically watch streams

>>75498749
pic rel dummy head
i can love her and disagree with her stance.
and taking marriage ‘seriously’ would make you leave her within a month cause its barely e-dating. i use her standard of serious until i can make her more serious

>>75498880
>lacks this much self awareness
i can say the same for you

I know she's attracted to me because I'm her type(her type is her husband(me))

>>75499015
im aware that nobody is going to make it, if you think i was implying otherwise

I'm just here to have as much fun with her as I can. If she wants to call it a marriage that's fine with me and I'll be loyal to her the whole time. But I know all this can't last forever and I'm ok with it

>>75498905
When you have other issues, yes. Stop diagnosing her you fucking retards.

>>75499136
you are diagnosed retarded

>>75498982
>i can love her and disagree with her stance.
except it's not a stance, it's a core part of shondo's personality, not an opinion you will convince her out of
>and taking marriage ‘seriously’ would make you leave her within a month cause its barely e-dating
you're projecting anon, i'm not like you

>>75499136
Anorexic people have body dysmorphia and she also lies about her physical characteristics on a routine basis to prryrnd she is more like her idealized self.

My paranoia and delusions have gotten worse and stronger over the past few months, shondo may or may not have influenced it also

Alright we're choosing to be stupid today. Enjoy your anti-thread

>>75499073
if every husband is her type, then no husband is
-syndrome for the inedibles or something

>>75498972
>"he is attractive, I mean objectively... he is conventionally attractive"
This is what she had to say about Edward, meanwhile when it comes to females >>75496509

she wants sex just not with (you) im not sure how this is difficult to understand

>>75499345
So true shoomfie(!jesse)

>>75499344
See you tonight after midnight shondo time for a Nise thread

>>75499347
>he is conventionally attractive
She said the same thing about FT... No...

>>75499453
instantly bricked up

>>75499453
RAPE

>>75499469
shincest

She likes most women because they're just something nice to look at, she doesn't care about irl shot you consider when daringxokmeone, she's much more picky with men because she considers everything women want in a guy in a relationship with them since with men she's after a real relationship and not just eye candy

>>75499347
Unironically watch streams
She was also saying that about the guy who big E was fighting. She thirsted over more than 4 men during just the Twilight watchalong, nevermind the rest of the streams this year (which you haven't even watched)

>>75499453
cute doggie!!!!!!!!

>>75499279
how am i projecting if i’ve stuck around for 5 weeks of almost complete radio silence? i’m clearly serious about her.
you on the other hand consider yourself married to someone you never talk to unless she says the first word.

>>75499532
Did you just have a stroke?

>>75499532
Are you alright?

>>75499345
Syndrome was a little bitch who couldn't handle Mr. Incredible telling him to fuck off.

>>75499453
>wants me to be anti-lewd
>proceeds to dress like this
what did she mean by this hypocrisy? is it a test?

>>75499469
>>75499521
>>75499533
It's how a straight man would describe another man he has no interest in.
>young Brad Pitt? sure he was conventionally attractive in Fight Club, he looked like a Chad

i will only consider myself married to her after i put a ring on her finger and exchange vows in a small yet wonderful ceremony at a picturesque abbey somewhere in the wolds.

>>75499772
Not happening, sorry, this is a real marriage

>>75499681
stinky femcel

>>75499772
Sorry. That ring on her finger? it's mine.

>>75499532
Shogga has verbal dysmorphia be nise to him

>>75499579
your thought process says it all

>>75499813
>Not happening, sorry
failure is simply not an option within my frame of reference

>>75499532
Holy cope! Shoggas would do Olympic level mental gymnastics over accepting the fact that Shondo's a lipstick lesbian and helping their imouto get into an irl relationship with a nice lady.

>>75499921
I'm telling you it won't happen because I will not let it

>>75499532
so true shoomfie
(I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about)

>>75499448
i’ll be asleep. i never managed to get any ‘eep :(

>>75499948
lmao they afraid of losing to a dykechad

>>75499965
you dont get input in the situation

>>75500178
You won't make it to January.

>>75499532
shondo what the fuck are you saying? get some actual sleep you, loon. or dont type drunk. you dont do it as good as me

>>75500178
I'm Ltelling you, shogga. It's not happening.

>>75500241 (me)
>Ltelling
Killing myself

>>75499948
>a lipstick lesbian
so you agree that she is straight and just thirsts over anime women

>>75500332
>just thirsts over anime women
Any hot woman really

>>75500214
im gonna make it to january 2078 with my wife (real) before tripping over and hitting my head on a rock in our vineyard (she will be inconsolable)

>>75499532
>she's much more picky with men because she considers everything women want in a guy in a relationship
So she can't escape her own female nature? Too bad since she's not a normal woman, an above average man would do a 180 as soon as he found out how broken she is.

Shondo when you return to streaming in another 3 months you need to create an official husband requirements list as well as official rankings

>>75500525
Imagine wanting a girl with low standards

>>75500525
i would do a 180 and moonwalk towards her

need new otis pics

>>75500611
#1? Me

>>75500632
I can imagine, yes. People should have realistic standards or suffer I guess, a woman like Shondo can only realistically date Asylum patients.

>>75500710
This. Need to see my son.

>>75500611
I know im in the top 15 so rankings dont matter

>>75500611
Even if this is a shitpost, I actually agree she needs to set proper husband ground rules instead of waffling back and fourth for a year trying to make concessions for cheaters or larpers, etc.
Not even for our sake, but for hers as well.

>>75500611
No, she needs to remove that 'follow me = we're married' shit. Clip watchers would probably call her wifey but no one would take them seriously due to their lack of devotion. Husband would become this nebulous thing that you have to prove to yourself and her.

>>75499647
syndrome beat every single hero and only lost cause his remote broke

>>75500784
being an asylum patient gives you advantage whatsoever when trying to date someone like shondo

i wish i was shondos type :/

>>75500974
First step, cut penis.

>>75500974
If you're her husband then you are

>>75500784
being an asylum patient gives you no advantage whatsoever when trying to date someone like shondo

Husband test: you're living with her and she's depressed, in bed 22h a day, barely eating, when you try to talk to her she doesn't respond or gets mad at you.

What do you do?

>>75501004
Im already circumcised
>>75501015
=]

The rabbit's emotes suck
I keep forgetting just how good shondo's emotes are

>>75501004
So she's into Americans. I knew it!

>>75501038
>you're living with her
I already failed because she wouldn't live with me.

>>75501038
>What do you do?
Call an ambulance to take her away and try to get her institutionalized for a few months no matter how much it hurts.

>>75500214
its may shoomfie
january was 5 months ago

>>75501038
Place her favorite chocolate in her room, make sure she is up to date with her medication, try to be as available as possible for when she comes back.

>>75501038
grape

>>75501095
This. She wouldn't trust me enough to meet irl let alone live with me. kek

>>75500904
>Husband would become this nebulous thing that you have to prove to yourself and her.
That's already how it is now, it's just very unspoken (Ex: the favoritism) . The issue is whether or not that was the proper way to go about it. But if she removes 'follow me = we're married' then she has to drop the Yandere stuff.
As is we have a Yandere that is still demanding you work to stand out to others, which is extremely conflicting when that isn't usually the case with obsessive types.
She is basically selectively Yandere. Not that I blame her when you look at some of the shoggers surrounding her.

if you met her irl would you let her know you are a husband, or would you just compliment her as a stranger?

>>75501038
take hold of her danger noodles and start slapping her in the face with her own hands while saying "stop hitting yourself" over and over until she gives up and eats something
then i hug her while she dissociates for 4 hours watching discovery channel how its made videos

>>75501359
It isn't even selective yandere she just schizos out whenever the favorite does something she dislikes, typical woman moment shit.

>>75501365
>mention my full name
>make her memory jog of when she was putting her name with my last name and blushing over the thought
>hit her (with compliment)
>instant rizz

Looking back on the last few weeks before her hiatus its really sad how desperately she was trying to get back to the good times. I hope shes feeling better soon

>>75501393
she loathes having her boundaries broken

>>75501365
in my fantasy i compliment her as a stranger but leave her my number and twitch username so she would retroactively know

>>75501623
and yet she loves ryona, curious!

>>75501623
Hilarious post, femcel. You is alright.

>>75501691
BDSM isn't about breaking boundaries. The sub is the one who delimits boundaries.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE MY WIFE FALLENSHADOW
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nepuPat

>>75501038
Roll her into a human burrito, pick her up and carry her downstairs(all lights off except for one weak white light in a corner) and feed her some food i make while preparing her some coffee
Try and talk and start a conversation to cheer her up or distract her from whatever she might otherwise brainworm about
When she needs to powder her nose i say she has to leave the blanket burrito, essentially forcing her to get up
Spend rest day with her and doing every day activities

she also said she prefers to not have a choice

>>75501842
that just means you have to guess what she wants, rather than ask her.

>>75501874
she will want what i tell her to

thinking she wants you to do whatever you want no matter what is peak shogger cope, you have to be living in a fantasy world ignoring every other time she's set boundaries or shown something hurt her. she's just not going to tell you outright, which is unfortunate because the more autistic shoggers think that's a free pass to degenerate