/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>75416828
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1784711256840053088
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

2024 to date
Solo streams: 45
Collabs: 55
Twitch collabs: 4
Solo karaoke: 2
Members: 7

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft more than anyone in the whole world

>>75416835
Where's the schedule.

>>75416913
No schedule, only Shiori Novella-Ravencroft.

>>75416913
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1788365366441443520

>>75417126
Thanks.

>>75417126
all lies, yuribaiting and not even committing to it

at least her music is still good...

Nerissa's armpits

Goodmorning /ope/
https://twitter.com/fresitainsomne/status/1788000347140538511/photo/1

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1788458526115021095

I'm pretty sure they're lying about being at Shiori's house rn. Makes sense when you have two of the most opsec autists together

Why do they keep bringing up neah

>>75420032
it was unironically the last thing they were talking about on the dead site, they've taken no new orders and are left to rot wherever they are

>>75420032
He keeps the fandom in check.

https://twitter.com/Ad4m_box/status/1788216826033574210/photo/1

https://twitter.com/AquinaArt/status/1788360286681944372/photo/1

>>75421010
Where is the other mole?!

>>75421845
i ates that mole

>>75421887
Then I eats the first mole
Now we what

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1788489475129327825

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhosmMOfcDU

Nobody's here to hype the karaoke? Are burgers still asleep?

>>75423403
Can Nerissa do the thug shake?

>vertical
ogey

>>75423595
It's 2 AM and 5 AM on a weekday burgertime so yes.

>>75423755
So she's in Japan...

>>75422993
>>75423011
Place your bets, how many advents will participate.

>>75423936
in... a normal karaoke stream?

>>75424014
Yes bitch, it's tradition. Or will she break that?

>>75423595
Hard to shill on the other side of the globe

>>75423778
Or she and Shiori stayed up late and with her difficulty sleeping she was laying in bed and decided to tweet her plans for tomorrow.

>>75424482
Stfu Nerissa, nobody believes your autistic opsec lies

>>75424508
On the other hand, I find it hard to believe she's doing this in a hotel room or at the Holo office, spur of the moment. If I remember correctly, Cover provides them temp housing if they're there for a long time, I think so maybe that. But it's more believable that she's still hanging at Shiori's where she'd feel more comfortable and possibly rope Shiori in for a bit. On the other, other hand no Shiori mentioned so who knows

She was in pre-chat a little while ago.

>>75423011
She's /here/ and saw us being displeased so she's doing a rare karaoke to sate our loins while she's busy transitioning to JP schedule

AAAAAAAAA A KARAOKE FROM MY WIFE LETS FUCKING GO

Hi

>>75423403
I’m gonna fuck that thing

>>75425841
That thing is Rissa how dare you! Rissa has been practicing pegging for the last few days and will fuck you first

>>75425935
I’ll let Rissa try
We’ll have a wrestling match and whoever wins gets to fuck the other

Remember to leave suggestions on her karaoke tweet so she can ignore 100% of them like she does every time

https://twitter.com/SkyAboveMe_Art/status/1788002837491785970/photo/1

Wife

Drinking Nerissa's sweat juice

>>75423011
I'm jazzed, she always says she's unprepared, but her ocd always has a bit of kino in the pocket, she can't fool me.

…

Nerissa Ravencroft

>>75428670
I dunno Jailbro. You dont seem the foolproof type

>>75423011
>unplanned
dyrb?

>>75430108
I do believe her when says she doesn't know what to do.

wissaaaaaaaa

>>75430079
Its past precedence, she says she can't do a karaoke well because her voice feels shit, has one of the best ones she had. Says last time she has no idea what to sing, pulls out Dragostea Din Tei out if her sexy booty.

>>75432196
Yeah that was some gourmet stuff

https://twitter.com/dunkemz/status/1788439171935203362/photo/1

I just want her to sing showtunes. That's where she shines.

>>75433120
Post coitus pretzel consumption

>>75408008 if you wanna try it out for yourself, there's instructions, but it pretty much confirms japan is happening.

https://twitter.com/Myru263/status/1788189993401483385/photo/1

>>75434095
Everyone already knew that it would happen even before say my name was out. The only ones who were denying it are baiters

Drinking apple cider straight out of Nerissa's pussy

Tha Nerussy™

Hornybirds run this thread

Sex with Nerissa's armpits

>>75434095
Yes yes the girls are recording their 3D stuff I got it I got it

>>75438596
A lot of you guys like Rissa’s armpits but why? Please provide a detailed and explicit explanation

>>75438893
Because they're part of Nerissa's body.

I need to kiss Nerissa on the lips

I need to kiss Nerissa on the labia

I just want to give her a good hug. Her hugs keep getting recommended, I need to make a review.

https://twitter.com/ryuki2512/status/1788604832905109522/photo/1

https://twitter.com/Yuni_animal/status/1788554523205583328/photo/1

I go eeep before stream, gn
https://twitter.com/kivonotbabu/status/1788238681607991384/photo/1

>>75437532
All Jailbirds are hornybirds by necessity

>>75442648
Good night jailbird

>>75425486
>>75423778
>>75422993
AAWWWW YEAAAAAH A THREESOME KARAOKE WITH MY WIFE, HER WIFE SHIORI, AND HER GIRLFRIEND MARINE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75443421
We can't be blamed she's like an oasis in the desert. Like one of her oshis Marine, loves smut and dirty jokes. Loves to cook and clean, loves spoiling the person she likes. Affectionate to the point people think she is fake but then they realize its genuine and it hits hard. Loves mecha, loves idols, loves rpgs, genuine nerd. But not just any nerd, a theater geek that would have fun doing skits with you at random. Its like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow up in here. And I didn't even talk about her singing or sex voice.

>>75416835
Consider voting for April's top streams if you haven't already. Voting will close sometime after the karaoke.
https://forms.gle/Gnzc2Y1RsP4UrKbq7

>>75439247
Good point

>>75444119
I always wondered, why is it that you decided to do such a polling here of all places anon/fembird/undercoverCoveremployee/Nerissa? Instead of some place else where people might be more receptive? Honesty? Small sample size? I'm curious. Though if you were the last two I'm sure you couldn't answer, ofc.

Rissa’s sweaty armpits

>>75444736
There is no mystery. The /ope/ recommended streams rentry needs opinions from /ope/. The end.

>>75445887
Based honestly, now If only soundpost anon came back to life...

Oh the karaoke is vertical. She's /#/fagging!

>>75446537
My wife is learning...I'm so proud of her

>>75446537
I'll allow it, if she does a 2nd karaoke this month or sings some new songs

>>75449346
Honestly, she seems to have a healthy variety despite having limited immediate song recollection. I see some repeats like Smith songs, but its usually one I hadn't heard, or the tracks include other stuff that gets people jumping. We literally went from Mambo Number 5 to freaking Big Iron. That's a wide gap.

https://twitter.com/nerissa/status/1788673697748025809

I need Rissa to sing Somebody Told Me by The Killers
for obvious reasons

>>75450407
Dont forget her also doing random shit out of nowhere from "The boy's a liar" to "I want you back" to "Mr Brightside" or "Down under". She always has a couple random songs thrown in there

I need Rissa to sing La Bamba by Ritchie Valens. For non-obvious reasons

Heaven Knows Nerissa's Miserable Now...

>>75452729
Catching up with the events of the day, jailbird?

>>75452958
To be fair to him that's basically what I do when I get home everyday

>>75452958
Yes...work was hell today

>>75453061
Oh I wasn't criticising. I keep a twitter tab open so I can check it every once in a while. I miss the Silver Bird browser extension, it made it so much easier.

>>75453202
Hopefully the rest of your day is better, anon.

>>75455308
This is literally them. It is not even a joke, they feel like sisters seperated at birth.

>>75450727
There is honestly too many things I wish she could sing, as I curse copyright BS. Its kills so much goodness that can come from music because of the paranoia people will steal your shit.

>>75453778
save me white women

>>75444096
Well said jailbird

T-minus 30 lets fucking go my favourite pretend lesbians

Rissa I know you're here, invite Shiori to sing together All the things she said by t.A.T.u

real quiet in here

Maybe on a different setup in Japan she her audio won't be all fucked up and desynced for karaoke

Song predictions?

>>75459654
Duvet

Definitely gonna have a live version of her original. That acapella version was sweet.

Any of you will be recording?

>>75459654
Cupid

>>75459770
global always has someone recording unarchived karaokes, ill try to post their post

>subscribe count
sigh...

>>75460016
FWMC infected her

kek this doofus imagine someone told her how to do this two weeks ago

>>75460016
what >>75460082 said

>>75460082
she's been numberfagging since super early on

Nerissa will eventually detest Shiori because all of her #s are shit

>>75460082
I can't believe she confirmed this

KARAOKE TIME LET'S FUCKING GO JAILBIRDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>75460142
I wish she had to travel half the planet to learn how to do it properly
Timing too

This is the best rendition of this song in the company, followed closely by Gura’s.

I'm in tears, thank you Rissa

So what's the real reason she's doing this tonight?

>>75460394
She needs to get away from Shiori and this is a convenient excuse since Shiori hates singing.

>>75460354
Lies
myth version >>>> everything

>>75460394
i told her we won't have sex until she reaches 675k

>>75460394
Her coworkers and employers finally showed her how to set up a karaoke stream >>75460283

>>75460394
She's on Japan and she wanted to sing with better equipment/acoustics than on her home.

GAH I missed the asmr portion

karma police is the most overhyped song ever. she sings it really good tho

hitler mention

>>75460697
she really sings the fuck out of it. incredible

>>75460809
>doo doo do doo doo doo doo
I agree, it's beautiful

>>75460854
It's the best rendition ever

>>75460697
I had never heard this song until Rissa started singing it and I've never heard it again outside of her karaoke lol. I get what you mean though

>>75460697
>>75460809
>>75460854
Not really a fan of her rendition. It’s too technically sound and thus lacks the emotion needed in the song.

I don't usually get to catch unarchived karaokes, feeling very blessed right now, pic unrel

rissa 'tism coming out again
cute

ayyy Live Orig song time

>>75460927
based architect

God I love her singing so much

I personally don't enjoy the lyrics (maybe I'm gay idk) but just berissas voice sells me on her new original song, those pipes are phenomenal

i wanna give nerissa a red super where she does the n e r i s s a thing for gura so I can cut it

She managed to make the live version better, I love my wife

IM GONNA CUM

Holy cow. Not a fan of the track, but live makes it so much better.

it turns out most voice modifications in songs actually just make them worse

>>75461121
The lyrics are too repetitive, I hope her next original song has different lyrics for the second verse and chorus.

I have reached a state above a higher being due to Nerissa's love rendition of her own song

>>75461258
That’s what happens when a song is written for a singer and not a writer. The lyrics are simple so the singer can shine.

>>75461258
It's a lil repetitive but that also makes it that it got stuck everybody's brains really easy

>>75461357
But her voice is great, she could shine with any lyrics.

has she done black parade or famous last words before?

>>75461258
the problem is that the chorus loops for 54 seconds at the end. you get about 2 and a half minutes of a banger song but the end drags on too long. She shoulda put at least a line or two to split it up at about 2:40ish

She's giving off a weird energy today

>>75461515
It’s done that way so the song can be improvised live at certain parts. It does a bit on the recording.

>>75461540
We don't get morning Rissa very often

>>75461540
That's "I'm in JP but can't tell you guys yet" energy

What did she meant by "losing it"? WTF

>Called out grey fags for the aradia simping shit
FUCKING BASED

Greys should be burnt at the stake

>>75461540
Yeah she seems happier and more confident. Normally she'd complain about the mistakes she made in say my name or struggling to hit those high notes in cancer.

>>75461600
Yeah, maybe it's that she's more "on" than usual. She usually comes off as more lethargic

she should sing ogre battle

>>75461669
Oh god, she had woman fornication with Shiori, didn’t she?

>>75461658
spare me. Her membership isn't worth it

>>75461540
That Shiori coochie just hits different.

>>75461730
kys

>>75461662
She's definitely going hard on these songs. Usually yaps more between songs. I'm not complaining, this is kino af

She should sing Despacito

I'm creaming

>>75461730
I have never received a gifted teach me your ways

>>75461771
No

MAAAAAMAAAAA

Good shit so far

>>75461814
Dawg, it's worse than scratching a gas station lottery ticket.
As long as you're subscribed you may get hit with that 1% chance to get it so it's just a waiting game.

>rissa laugh
absolute cinema

>>75461994

>>75461662
Post-sex is like that. Thank you Shiori for bringing a smile to Rissa

>>75461814
>>75461913
It's worth noting that if you have an old account (a so called 'brand account') you can't receive gifted memberships. That's the case with mine.

walkerman ilmao

>>75462051
This unironically. Shiori has quenched her sex drive, for today that is. Tomorrow? Another story

>>75462090
My wife is so silly

>Who cares it's karaoke, I don't care
Who are you and what have you done with Rissa? I love it.

>>75462108
She was the same way last karaoke, it's so nice to see. She seems like she has a lot more fun when she doesn't worry about singing every song perfectly.

>>75462108
i wonder if she's bipolar. before she used to not care in the depressive way where you just don't want to put effort in, but now she's just going 110% and not giving a shit about anything

I'm gonna take my meds now

>>75462108
Shiori has restored Rissa's confidence and calmed her anxiety...
So this... is the power... of Shioraven...

Mori mention

>>75462207
>it wasn't a terribly forced ship after all

Nerissa got that vertical stream going because she don't want anyone to see what's happening below

>>75462261
A FUCKING JAILBEAT

>>75462297
AHHHHHHHHHH I AM ON MY SECOND WEEK OF NOFAP!

I'm sleeping in my chair listening to the karaoke and it's the best thing that happened to me this week.

>>75462297
what's the artist's twitter/pixiv?

>Those moans
Oh...I'm so close...again please

karoke night is always a good night.

We still 17 minutes

rissa doing march of the black queen/ogre battle would be perfect

>>75462591
I want her to do holding out for a hero again

>Brain parasite in her head fucking with her
RFK Jr. is that you?

>this chair is weird
Japan doubters BTFO

Fauna bout to raid Rissa

>>75462196
>i wonder if she's bipolar
most definitely

>>75462732
my manic demon dream girl who will onr day sing Ogre Battle (:

>take me to church
>bout being gay and getting accept in the church
Wdsmbt?

Who is she talking to? Schizo stream ilmao

It's the two niggas kissing song
Sing the cool gay songs bring on the Morrissey instead

>>75462454
Pretty sure this was a resident Jailbird's personal AI creation from months ago

Niggers shut up this song is beautiful and I'm going to cry listening to her sing it with her angel voice

>>75462809
>*getting accepted

>>75462860
damn. I just wanted to find the image. rip

Is she not in the proper shorts algo? Why isn’t she gaining subscribers?

>drain the swamp
Nerissa based?!

also damn this song goes hard

Rissa is my angel

>>75462191
I've said this before, but she gets that trauma chipped down each karaoke. Having Ms. No Filter yapping with her 24/7 gives her energy. Friends and people to bounce off with gives her the energy.

>>75462916
She set it up wrong

go wissa goooo

Can i get an amen?

>>75462916
>>75461966
Discussing it in here

>>75462960
>rissa is an energy vampire
real

Can she sing an actual songmade for a woman so she doesn't butcher it by changing keys 3 times?

I'm being seduced right now, wtf

>>75462886
You just had to ask lol

https://files.catbox.moe/801zhb.png

im going to snurch with rissa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrDt9a0q3P0

snussy holo when?

>>75462960
I completely agree. I think Rissa and Shiori are great influences on each other, they can really help mitigate their brain worms.

>>75463023
It would be nice...

GO WHITE GIRL GO

>boy's a liar pt.2
AAAAAAAAAA MY DICK

>>75463063
>sniggle
She would absolutely butcher that lmao

>>75463023
She's so thirsty she only listens to male en songs

>>75463122
she was saying she wanted to do a holocaust a couple kareokes ago

Zoomer song

GO WHITE GIRL GO

i love how jumpy rissa is. it's small but it adds a lot of personality

Nerissa should go back and finish Rebirth

fitting song, risser

>>75463092
Im getting seriously disappointed in her because she really doesn't know how to sing in the keys of 90% of the songs she picks because they're for dude singers with deeper voices. She sounds good singing ballads and musicalnumbers and she's done less than 10 total since debut it feels like. I just don't like her karaokes much because of it.

Rissa was that girl who always is at the AMV Hell showcases at cons, you know the ones.

>>75463425
The wound is still fresh, don't bring it up anon

Man I remember when this song came out
Good times

Alright you convinced me I'll breed you Rissa

>>75463578
>that image
Back when /ope/ was a thriving metropolis

Kind of meh so far.

>Looking good Nerissa!
>UHH, HUMAN RESOURCES

>>75463676
And what a world that was...

>>75463659
Instantly called out

>>75463676
I was barely keeping the thread alive during eu hours just as I am now

>>75463764
Thank you for your service, Jailbird

Man, I fucking loved Nelly Furtado's songs.

I've never heard this song before but Rissa just fucking kills it

promiscuous girl

>>75463676
Yeah it's been interesting seeing the thread evolve
It was rough at the beginning but we had some good times

>>75463676
What happened…

>>75463858
>I've never heard this song
Zoomerchama…

I wish I had never met Rissa, she made me feel love...

>>75463916
February
>Caption: DANGR

https://twitter.com/yomosaka/status/1788735307762070008

>>75463916
It was never the same after the Maldives arc

>>75463930
I remember hearing it but I thought it was by madonna , maybe I'm thinking of it's raining men?

>>75463974

>>75463916
Multiple breaks and a month where 90% of her streams were collabs.

>>75463676
Whatever happened to the soundpost anon anyway? Did he leave during the time when we were getting raided hard?

Fabulous Secret powers by beloved

>>75464034

>>75463971
I feel like it's trying to send a warning

>>75463974
God I hope yomosaka never leaves shioraven, his art is just too good

>>75464078
He died at the same time the soundpost anon at shigg had his drama arc, it was kinda weird timing

Yeah, Rissa is too strong for this mic

>Just keep it inside and hide your feelings
Man-at-Arms was too real for this...

I'M GONNA COOOOM

Perfect opportunity to sing Glitter and be Gay, Nerissa

Rissa should sing fuck you by CeeLo

Shes an actual bird

>>75464476
perfect opportunity to sing Ogre Battle

IM NGMI JAILBROS

Everyone too stunned to post rn

>>75464837

BRING HER SOME TEA, SHIORI

holy fuck I'm cumming

Fuck you Tsar Nicholas, the legacy of Imperial Russia is the sexpest monk who cucked you and your family

Oh no she's going to start talking about the Jews
https://youtu.be/smnvuvkHSvE

Rissa with the Rasputin slander

>>75465052
Remain calm. The regent endures. Alexei lives. There is much to be done.

this is going in my workout playlist, god I love how she sings fast songs

>>75465205
That was a hell of a work out when you dance it. Especially the special moves

>>75464514
Get out of my head I wanted that.

Also, too much kino if she does I need a Hero again...

RISSA WITH THE RUSSIAN WAR PROPAGANDA. Wait what..?

Polrissa

She fucking SLAYS this song.

My night has been fucking made. Thank you, Rissa

SHE FUCKING SLAYS THIS SONG

>>75465345
Are you the same anon who said to grt out of his head when i said Rissa should do a cover of Koshaberi Biyori, if yes. Then no, i will not get out of your head

I wish she would sing some more songs she hasn't done before, like Ogre Battle

the poor mic...

i love her play-by-play

no... we lost against a artfag

>>75465295
It's fun watching others dance it because they always fall on their ass

>>75465799
He wrecks havoc on the Kronies every stream, this is nothing

SEXO

>>75465876
He should stay over there with Kronies then

>>75465611
Haven't heard that song, so no, not yet.

>>75465600
She really does, if Shiori played piano accompaniment, it would be heavenly.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

You don't only want her huh huh huh do you jailbird?

>>75465933
rissa singing sexo songs is the best. Only her singing Ogre Battle would be better

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>75466000
She will never sing your shit song, fucking kys

>>75465967
I have decided that i will camp in your head anyway Jailbro

Her ovaries are screaming so loud at her that even I can hear them

suiseiniggas..

>>75466135
>woman sings
>"god she's so desperate for cum"
I like the way you think

>>75466135
sorry, those are my sperm cells shouting that they need to impregnate Rissa, they can be pretty loud sometimes

They should take this opportunity to strand Rissa in the japanese countryside so she will be forced learn japanese to get back to civilization

>I do like gaga
I'll make you gag on deez nuts

>>75466388
It'll end up like that doujin/JAV where the girl visiting her relative gets rayped by the old man neighbor playing stupid

Is she edging me or what? Take on me is the song I've suggested 10 times now...

venus rhymes with penis

>>75466550
i've suggested a single song for several months for what's probably hundreds of times. she hates us jailbros...

>>75466550
>>75466630
That makes three of us ayyy

>>75466705
yeah. if only she'd sing Ogre Battle...

>>75466550
she's sung it before and she probably doesn't want to deal with that absurd high note anymore.

>>75466748
Found you, fucker

>don't you know my ass is famous
trust me I do...

>>75466748
Queen is shitty but I admire your tenacity

>>75466788
Time for doxxing HEHEHE

>>75466788
It's giga over. What does that name even mean?

>>75466814
Hell March of the Black Queen is great, I'd even settle for The Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke

https://twitter.com/33aalloonnHD/status/1788744358042521873/photo/1

>>75466748
It was fine at first but you're starting to be a fuckhead

>>75466788

>>75466857
it means he's pebblephile

RISSA IS MY MATERIAL GIRL FORMA DA WIFE. unironically with how much useless stuff she buys

She's orgasming on stream again…

>>75467137
Sorry about that, I just hit her spot

my wife is so funky

alright who is she getting

>>75467172
Shiori, please to a piano duet with Rissa

She's Rissing in a japanese toilet

Alright now do one of the new Kendrick Lamar songs

>>75467304
she's relieving the ache between her thighs

Wow she had to hit Shiori up for a quickie after that one

>>75467345
not yet, my camera feed is still empty

>>75467321
alright like not memeing they would be great duetting march of the black queen

Hey baker you there? Hownare you enjoying the karaoke?

>>75467458
Yes. Very.

SHE SAID THE THING

Oh shit she did get fucked

>yabba dabba doos
>like a virgin
ITS SO OVER THE SIGNS ARE ALL THERE THE WRITINGS ON THE WALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

goslingbros...

>>75467703

>>75467703

Baking thread.

>>75467803
Fresh.

>>75467882
>>75467882
>>75467882