/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>75452447

Drake is silvers father

Henbutt

>>75452541
Poor Drake

>>75452510
ToT

op remains a massive phasefaggot

>>75452541
Poor Silver

SLAY DAYO

>>75452550
Next Vtuber is contractually obligated to be orange at all times

freaky ass nigga is a 69 god

>>75452550
What the FUCK is this lmao

She could flatten someone with that thing

Clip boys get ready for the moan reaction

>>75452800

>>75452847
>"Oh."
>Goes back to swaying
Love these dummies

>>75452800
Yep, it got Henya too lol.

>>75452510
UOOOOOHHHHH

>>75452716

>>75452599
How is OP a phasefag everyone plays Minecraft

same mouse, same

>>75452847
LMAO

i hate that whore ironmouse and her faggot beard connor

>>75453016
I was gonna call them a cunt for putting the youtube links back, but wanted something more offensive

>>75453040
are you implying ironmouse is secretly a lesbian....?

>>75453040
I will kiss your mouth if you dont shut it.

Love my wolf wife

>>75453058
I like the cut of your jib

Does this bitch ever take a break?

>>75453139
Yeah, to goon

>>75453139
giving her sugar was a mistake

>>75453040
https://vocaroo.com/1eUA3c4vvrQg

which vshojo has the smoothest brain?
hard mode: no kuro

https://twitter.com/Sajam/status/1788668986588369314

Vei status

>>75453027
>>75453029
I still remember schizo mouse from the Pink Cat days

Hello
Please post cute pictures
thank you

>>75453260
Thriving, vibing, in her lane, moisturized, and on topic.

>>75453282

>>75453249
Michi

>>75453256
Love my nigga ConnorEatsPants

>>75453256
Noi idea whos with Zen
also Doki with Slime oof

>>75453249
is this a joke

play mouse, it will give him a good excuse to drop it

>>75453281
Thats was the day she left vshojo

>>75453249
Michi and it's not close

>>75453249
>I don't know the email or password to my steam, minecraft or windows accounts

>>75453366
She should drop him.

gyari give henya her email back

Oh yeah Henya stole her Steam account from VOMS kek

>>75453282

>>75453423
baby steps anon

>>75453088
God bless.

>Henya just found out that her Steam is still connected to her old work email
genius btw

>>75453385
Surely you jest ?

>steals the steam account from Gyari
>doesn't change the email to her own personal email
Henya please

>>75453366
She is never going to last. She'll end up being convinced to play by someone and progress too far. The one stream was fun with Monke, but he's too busy for a game like this and Mouse deserves to have fun with other friends too. I do feel kind of bad though it feels like he ends up missing out on a lot of things with how busy he is sometimes.

>>75453540
Nope I remember that well. She was going on about how she loved and supports Nyan while Nyan described why she left.

>>75453611
There is literally no reason on this planet to feel bad for him. He could get hit by a truck and he still wouldn't deserve sympathy. The sooner we are free of him, the sooner Mouse is free of him, the better.

>>75453666
>being on good terms with ex-employer and coworkers when leaving
WTF

>>75453611
Just make another character, it's not like they got that far

>>75453866
With how much Mouse was complaining while playing it I doubt she'll want to go through that a 3rd time.

>>75453666
I don't remember this, but I believe.

>>75453866
Works so well with Palworld.

>>75453281
pink cat good and live

The Geeg spotted

>>75453611
i remember lc. they enjoyed playing it together for the first time and then by the time he could play again mouse had become an expert and was getting annoyed at him for messing around just trying to have fun. she got over it quickly and they got back into the swing of things but you could see just how confused he was with everything. i don't feel bad though, he's too nice of a guy and won't really care if she starts playing a lot without him. he'll just move on to another game with her instead or play with just pete.

Zen just doxxed Bricky's real name.

Its a good thing Mamanya controls the money.

>>75454368
Henya would spend it all on hostclubs otherwise

Bullyshojo+

Henya got Hanya

>>75454528
So /in/.

I wish to mating press Zentreya from Vshojo and suck on her huge titties. That is all, have a nice day.

we've gone 3-5 threads without any liggers being mentioned, except for the closer ones. my etnothread dream finally becoming a reality

>>75454668
in my bed in two months

gacha should be banned from being streamed

>>75454724
>without any liggers
>expect those liggers
You lack a frontal lobe.

Fuck MataBricky
HeavenlyBricky is the true ship

>>75454724

>>75454698
BAKA Anon from VSJ+

>>75454792
>(liggers i don't like)

apropos of nothing, geega almost gave us a hapax

>>75454904
Damn that's a pretty good lora.

>>75454904
Im gonna fuck this rat

>>75454093
starting fallout 3 rn

>>75453088
i dotn remember posting this but yes i do with all my soul. and i do hope her big corpo meeting went well.

>>75455251
>she doesn't know you start the game as a baby
ok this is gonna be good

>>75455398
Wait this I gotta see
>enter stream
>pissman
ofc

Of course Henya the Genius in all her wisdom is basically paying herself in Gacha rolls.

>>75455543
I mean these sponsor are usually like 10K minimum shes got a looooooot of rolls to go

>>75455543
she can get bailu on the limited banner too...this is just throwing the money away in the worst possible way...AHHHHHHHHHHH

She's got the spiral eyes. It's over.

Preview of Zen's knife. Don't know what kind of knife this is or if it's just a knife but hey. https://twitter.com/ViteRamen/status/1788699651702444397

>>75455883
Vite ramen expanding from instant ramen company to vtuber knife and vtuber related merch company has to be the most unusual expansion I could think of

>>75455883
its called metal

>nyan talking about getting invisalign

>nooo don't spend a couple hundred bucks while you get paid thousands
>nooo spend your money the way i want you to spend it
fuck chat

>>75455947
But the KIND of knife
>>75455883
It's either something really niche (like Giri's being a veggie knife) or it's just a more stylish version of a regular chef knife. I'd guess more the latter.

>>75455040
It's an edit of holo fanart.

Henya has moved on to the "bargaining" stage.

>streams less and less
>only comes back for a sponsor
Nazuna was right

>>75456158
>Bremerton
>holo

>>75456250
My bad, got confused.

>>75456093
Wait nevermind I'm dumb I just noticed it says Circuit Breaker Gyuto. And a Gyuto is just Japanese for a chef's knife and after googling that you get a bunch of fancier knives with the same shape.

>>75456093
Its called knife

>>75455084
good luck monke don't kill her

>>75456093
which vshojo girl will get butterknife as their vite merch
wait nvm it's probably going to be froot

>>75456435
No, Henya.

>>75456435
froot gets the flick knife, obvs

>>75456435
Who will get a karambit

>>75456435
> butterknife
100% henya
To this day her mom does not allow her to own a knife

>>75452800
i like the breathing because it's on beat and the transition to the bass goes unbelievably hard

>>75456518
Those are illegal in the UK

>>75456485
she isnt allowed to have those either

>>75456681
He looks worried about everything

I blinked and Henya went from 30 to 170...

>>75456694
the fuck did she do?

>>75456735
bro was born anxious

>>75453611
You know she can just make another character or better play with her og one, but i think she will wait because she is too busy these days and has a shitton of games she wants to play. Also connor is chill i'm sure if she tells him she will play more he won't mind

>>75456735
literally me fr fr

>>75456735
>wow i cant wait to be the protagonist of a fallout game, I wonder what exciting adventures I am going to go-
>notices nyanners in the bottom right corner

>>75456681
Why three and not new Vegas?

>>75456851
it's sperg trying to be a mousefag anon

>>75456435
Henya gets the butterknife safety concerns
Froot gets the serrated knife because liches deal slashing damage
Geega gets the paring knife Small, sharp
Mel gets the vegetable peeler small, also safety concerns
Hime gets the cleaver BIG
Mata gets the boning knife only way to get that many momos
Zen gets the bread knife I know she's already getting a chef knife but I'm going for thematic choices and Zen's got a bakery
Haruka doesn't get a knife at all. She gets a honing steel to keep the horns sharp
Kson gets a Santoku knife just google Santoku Reaver
Kuro gets the switchblade perfect for stabbing passers-by
Michi gets a vegetable knife dietary reasons

Alternatively give Kuro a big scary combat knife. It's not for cooking but I think he's the only VShojo that has an actual knife on his model. Emphasis on knife, not swords like Zen and Kson.

If Geega's next outfit includes a short hair toggle. I'm gonna bust a nut to her.

>>75457054
mouse gets a shank knife being Puerto Rican

>>75457137
How the fuck did I miss mouse lmao. That works though I don't think she likes the stereotype given her opinion on Westside Story and I don't think there's many fruit-focused knives for stuff like mangos or plantains.

>>75457079
Short hair sucks woolie

>>75457242

Moose loose on Zen's stream.

>>75457321
Michael Myers-ass chef knife

>>75457257
Shit taste detected

>>75457375
Stream you Moose whore

>>75457257
cringe

>>75457425
She's going to later.

>>75457394
>>75457427
Long Hair is superior

>>75457375
HARUKA GO LIVE

Henya the libertarian

I wish mousey would let me lie down on her lap pillow and sing me to sleep u.u

>>75456885
kek

>>75457079

they grow up so fast

>>75457596
next time she does a 2hr vr for charity, you better drop 20k$ so you can do that while r0xy glares at you

the salami lid

thoughts

>>75457756
oldfag

>>75455883
>"It's fine Damascus steel sir"
>Is it real Damascus?
>"It's very good steel sir"
>Open box
>Pattern welded

>>75457756
unfollow everyone but the vshojos then its a 10/10

$300 in pulls for a loli, Henya has an issue.

Henya has finally gotten the cunny she desires, she is currently in the process of uoh-ing

>>75457736
don't fit

>>75457756
i've never considered turning on square icons

>>75457756
Needs bat

>>75457849

>>75457756
1 good streamer, 11 shitty ones.

https://files.catbox.moe/izayqf.jpeg

>>75458128
Based sykkuno enjoyer

>>75458166

>>75457816
It's real according to Tim and as far as I know nobody's ever disproved it. Which they probably would have given he did both Giri and girl_dm_ knives already.

>>75458166
https://vocaroo.com/19r6aWKwZRuN

>>75457903

>>75456886
If you haven't played them before and want to do both you 100% should go with fallout 3 first. New vegas is better in so many ways so it makes f3 feel worse playing it after

>>75457849
>$300 in pulls for a loli, Henya has an issue.
that's just our genius at work

matara bros i dont like the mint and lia flirting

>>75459125
Mint is /in/ phase

>>75452510

>>75459125
Don't worry
Mata will detect it, and pull her leash

>>75459125
Lia is fine. Its the likers you gotta worry about. They may be gayer than Froot posters

>>75459409
Mata was too aggressive. Mint is already lost to us.

>>75453249
Michi has permanent eye damage from staring directly at the sun.

>>75457756
otv faggot out

pink cat stupid

>>75459687
>melee
Is she gonna full go unga bunga?

>>75453256
Scamaz

>>75459735
>Science
>Speech
Clearly not. Unga bunga should be Melee, Unarmed, and [preference]. Probably something useful like lockpicking or medicine.

>>75459735
Nah, she ended up changing Melee for small guns

What the fuck is wrong with her

>>75460309
kek that's butch's mom isn't it

Kson tweet. Monster Hunter later.

Nyan is slaughtering momos

>>75460566
She did warn us...

>>75460418
Yes, she left her to die and then rob her corpse, and brought it to Butch.
She also stole a toaster and called it Zen

>>75460566
Deserved.

>>75460613
>called it Zen
+ Re-established.

>>75452447
>Now the Proud Owner of a Slave Edition
may I ask for context?

>>75460613
Zen bring pink cat home

>>75460674
Ari sold herself to mouse.

>>75460613
>She also stole a toaster and called it Zen
we should let collab spreadsheet anon know

>>75460674
PROPERTY OF IRONMOUSE

>>75460566
Hates Mata so much that she wants to starve her out, just like the halo rings with the flood.

>>75460674
It's more indentured servitude tbf

>>75460613
>She also stole a toaster and called it Zen
Pink cat good

>>75460722
I have a historical chart, I just forget about it usually.

>>75460853
>Nyan highest unity score of the ex-members
Pink cat good!

>>75460728
Does she have Ironmouse on her panties?

>>75460728
Does Ari have a 2D model, or is she strictly 3D with limited tracking?

>>75461213
I think she does have a 2D model she just never went back after getting this 3D one.

>>75460853
that is some excellent spreadsheet work tbf

>>75460853
Here if you wanna go more deep into the spreadsheet autism
you should add one more column to adjust the percentages for the ones that left to the roster members at the time before they left

>>75461237
>>75461213
Yup just checked streams. She got the 2.0 2D June last year. Got the 3D in August, and I think she's been exclusively 3D since. But here's a clip of the 2D version. https://clips.twitch.tv/DifferentBoxyWalletVoHiYo-WP-FWveabv7BvYIN

>cheesybluenips
>larryfishburger
There are some great names in this collab.

>>75455883
It's a gyuto knife which is an all around useful one but most you'll see it in your animus being used by a character to prepare fish: descaling, long slicing, fileting, and so forth. Overall a good meat knife but you can use it to slice about anything you need. Not a great chopper or other hard object cutting. Use it on the flesh or soft veggies / fruits.

>>75461441
I was just thinking the same thing. Kind of understates the unity % of the old members

>>75461468
And I just realized someone already answered this. I might get one but the Giri and Wife_dm ones were really expensive.

>>75460853
Akshually Vei did have a 1 on 1 with Mouse on Minecraft.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HK9tbaJ8f0

>>75461533
If I do that, it would be locked. A retirement stat. Only the current would update.

>>75461731
Vei was the sleeper unity also the 1st 1 on 1 with Nazuna

I'm pretending this is the Ukrainian Nyangosling that went missing.

>>75461776
Wasn't it an impromptu group collab with Nazuna, Vei, and Silver?

>>75461916
Himechads, we are eating.

>>75461916
YEAR OF HIME REAL

>>75461957
Reviewed some clips. Looks like Vei had an impromptu one on one with Naz, as did Silver.

>>75461916
Imagine not being a HIME chad.

>>75462143
Why does Nazuna hate Henya so much?

>>75461957
>>75462143
For what it's valid, I originally didn't count it
I made the point spreadsheet one because they were never in VC.

Heavenly wants to have sex with Zen.

>>75462378
Cheating on Henya. Cant believe it.

>>75462264
Silver did use text chat to Nazuna to interact, as did Vei from the clips I watched.

>>75462264
Also, for mine, I felt the "spotted on their stream but no interaction" column was a bit useless. Interesting, but not really a symbol of unity.

>trying to make leavers seem like they have more unity than they actually do

>>75462378
she's just like me fr

One of these girls in the collab sounds like Mel and Lime fused together

>>75462680
>she
HeavenlyMother...

>>75462997
No, HeavenlyMother is Ari's nickname, at least before their divorce...

>>75462997
>he doesn't know

>>75462872
Courtilly? She has a pngtuber

>open nyan
>ooouuuuugggghhhhh
I missed her beautiful noise

>>75462227
Henya missed an email and Nazuna got incredibly pissed off.

>>75463082
Okay...
>inb4 *image*

oh mouse saw that clip kek

>>75463231
it was a joke...

>>75463174
Michis gargling screams have replaced Nyan for me.

>>75462678
I go solely by what I can verify. I think a "unity at exit" stat may be useful, but definitely should be separate from the active.

>>75463249
tetsu nezumi-chan ToT uohhhh

henya no

Hime delayed.

I got a fever...
And the only prescription is HIME

>>75463530
it's over

>>75463249
funny

>>75463773
twitch is a sister LETSGO

>>75463901
Twitch
Razer
Intel

What other companies are sisters?

>>75463946
Youtooz was originally a lamb but clearly they meant this

>>75463901
Only the cringe dude running the social media.

>>75463946
That company with the cinnamoroll game sponsor

>>75463946
Thatgamecompany (Sky: Children of the Light)

HIME LIVE

THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD LIVE

IT'S TIME
FOR HIME

https://www.twitch.tv/hajime
IT'S ON

nobody cares about hime

>>75463901
Not the first time either.

ITS TIME BOYS

https://www.twitch.tv/hajime

>>75464279
Calm down Silverfag

Hime's new theme slaps

>>75464279
MODS, EXPLODE THIS NIGGA'S TESTICLES IMMEDIATELY

>>75464307
kek the Ludwig tag

>>75464279
I care deeply for Hime and her grandmother.

>>75464279
I got him guys don't worry

>>75464279
how dare you

>>75464438
what is her expression trying to convey?

>>75464504
>You don't have the balls to, coward

>>75464504
>"The fuck are you waiting for? Stick it in already!"

hime
https://vocaroo.com/1mIuHOQauBOr
https://vocaroo.com/1dIwvtGT4gU5
https://vocaroo.com/1eF4IYOHt9px
https://vocaroo.com/11P5b77tD5F9
https://vocaroo.com/1e9tjYrnrd7B
https://vocaroo.com/1kpwnubErdVa

Thi sis a hime thread now everyone else leave

>>75464504

what a blessed day

Hime, get new assets

I missed Hime
>>75464680
Someone made ones for free that were basically a Visual Novel... she forgot

>>75464279
{puts rusty chainsaw on desk.}

what the fuck did you just say?

>>75464362
also hey dont lump us in with that shitter.

fuukafags btfo

>>75464616
cumming on youkai hunter's face

>>75464938
She was born to be a hater

how much coffee is she drinking kek

>Hime sniffs her own piss

I have to put a fucking bgm on my own because Hime forgot hers and the silence is killing me kek

>>75465130
>Not listening to Hime talk about potentially drinking her piss to see if it tastes like coffee in dead silence and straight faced

>>75465182
DURING A SPONSORED STREAM

>>75465130
I always just have streamers on my 2nd monitor while I play a game on my main monitor
Nothing like slicing corpo agents to bits in Night City while listening to Hime considering drinking her own piss

>>75465268
her grandma is represented by a company that also owns bookwalker
they know what they are getting

>>75465275
>I shouldn't say this
>Proceeds to go in depth on the idea of drinking her own uring

>>75465275
>I always just have streamers on my 2nd monitor while I play a game on my main monitor
I've occasionally used mouse's streams as a reference for billing hours

>>75465401
Truly a nepo org.

>>75465275
i fucking hate you 2nd monitor anon i hope you shit your pants

>>75465487
my bathroom breaks are about as long as mouse's when i'm on the clock

>>75465549
Are you too poor for a 2nd monitor?

>>75465549
Jokes on you I'm not wearing pants

mel don't give her ideas

What the fuck is Melody talking about

Based Mel pulling Hime back to earth.

>>75465717
Grandma may have a video idea brewing.

>>75465717
>There’s no scientific evidence that proves or disproves that coffee enemas are helpful to treat any medical condition.

Literally the first video on her youtube homepage lmao

Mouse live

>>75465920
>streaming over Home
She hates her.

Mouse live and this time she kidnaped Zen for a game lol

PINK RATITA ALERT

>Mouse already asking people to play ff14
Yeah she ain't waiting for Monke kek

>>75465960
Home my beloved

>>75466019
Home is where the Hime is.

>>75465717
Forever terrified of enemas after hearing about people pouring alcohol up their ass and dying

Goddamnit Hime kek

>>75466074
Well yeah, because that's the alcohol bypassing the liver and getting directly to the blood unfiltered. A normal warm water enema, while utterly useless, won't do too much damage besides probably fucking up your gut microbiome

Is Hime the most vocaroo clippage person we have?

>"I'm a horror manga slut"

>>75466245
She has absolutely no filter, so I'm going to say yes. No filter, but ultra instinct hindsight.

>>75466087
She needs to have a Hime PC and a grandma PC to make sure these issues can at least cut down in frequency.

how long is this god damn sponsor

Moose loose
>sponsored
Holy shit, sponsored and collab org (only Michi is playing “Solo”)

Best girl in all the universe if live. Day is great

>>75466477
I mean... is it really that big a deal? Is there a single retard that doesn't know by now?

I'm still mad Hime didn't do a bit where she was in a blood feud rivalry with her grandma. Missed opportunity for high comedy.

>>75463249
Queens got followed by mousey on twitter and had their reaction was live during a boss encounter. Got flustered and pretended his brother was calling to get a break.

5 streams org

>Haruka and Hime streaming at the same time
What the fuck, who aligned the stars?

>>75466245
>>75466397
That VtubersOOC account probably thanks God that Hime doesn't stream more often or he'd be overworked

Hmmm... she's in a good mood.

>>75466613
I can't wait for the timeline fuckery when Grandma has a kid.

What's Haruka doing today?
>>75466714
If they can keep going a little over an hour we'll be a 6 streams org.

>>75465401
You know, the only thing that bothers me is that nobody is pointing out that she got the Bookwalker sponsor obviously via GeeXPlus as Syd, which means they don't give a fuck about the Hime side being in VShojo.
Which basically confirms that if Gunrun had any sense we could have Giri /in/ VShojo without her having to let go of any of the benefits of being in GeeXPlus.
Gunrun, you fucking hack, fix your fucking mistakes and get my oshi /in/ already (and as a bonus you get another techbro to have fun with since Onibro kinda comes in the bundle package).

>>75466613
Nah, I do think more than a second pc, she needs to learn a bit more of streaming. Not really losing the scuff but she seems troubled by some stuff kek

>>75466757
Grandpa only worked at the BBC, he doesn't have one. No babies ever.

If it takes reading manga live to bring hime back then be it. I like this type of content but I only watch Grimmi read for me.

>>75466714
SO BACK
O

B
A
C
K

Stop going live (don't)

>>75466692
he? has nice tits

Mouse is certainly in a weird mood today

>>75466804
Right, Giri has no say in this. Giri is constantly banging down Gunrun's door to be let in and he's just ignoring her to drag her along like a side piece.

>>75466804
Vshojo × GeeXplus merger when

>>75466804
Meh, Giri changed so much since she moved to Japan, she just wouldn't fit to the group.

>>75466897
She said she got a temp solution to her problem so she's probably on some good shit

>it's an everyone goes live at once episode

>>75466948
>Vshojo becoming a Kadokawa subsidiary
jesus christ how horrifying

i love moose

>>75466948
only if Vshojo acquires Geex and not the other way around

I don't think these sounds Hime is making are realisticto what's happening

>>75466948
…
>Kadokawa
We good…

Tho I’m a bit disappointed Apari seems to only work with GeexPlus and only did the Mouse ones due to Connor. A full VShojo drop would make them a lot of money and seems like a no brainer.

We have everyone live at the same time now but are you prepared for when they all inevitably end stream within an hour of one another and we're left with nothing

>>75467369
the only downside its that the merch takes forever

>>75466904
Reading comprehension doko? I literally said that Gunrun should fix his mistakes.
Gunrun should dogeza his ass for saying no to her in the first place and do whatever is needed to convince her to join, as Giri deserves.

>>75467369
Yeah, but now we have Michi who streams into EU hours

>>75467369
Luckily we got Michi and Mouse for that tho.

>>75467467
Giri doesn't deserve to be in this trash bag of an organization.

>>75467369
That was b4 Michi

Objectively who should I Watch right now.Defend your oshis. Plead your case!

I
WANT
TO
FUCK
HARUKA

>>75467593
Hime. Fuck you.

>>75467593
I'm watching Hime

Also new thread
>>75467693
>>75467693
>>75467693

>>75466602
dang you had me excited i thought silver got great news and she went live to share it.