/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

DINOS WIN

>>75424295
The fucking lag
You stole my place

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>75424354
cope

>>75424184
Why do people waste money on a vtuber model just to use a clearly fake AI voice. That was the worst sounding one I've seen so far.

Buds I just spotted this outside.

Goob morning chucklentus

I love my wife so much!!

>>75424460
time to put out some traps

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Is it normal to think about Gura's cunny randomly at anytime of the day? Right now having a meeting with my boss while thinking of cunny.

>>75425921
Yes

Baguraette honhonhon

Have (You) made the taken the proper measures for the salvation of your immortal souls today, buds?
Or are (You) burying your heads in the sand by LARPing as your own God, persisting in wickedness and delusion, and clinging to comfortable slavery as subjects of the fallen kingdom of the world, like some teenage liberal?

What goes on in the head of someone who says goodbye to you with "See you in a couple of days." and then just disappears from the face of the eart for over 2 weeks?

>>75426346

>>75426346

>>75426346
>YAAAAAWN, now that I got my money from those fat, ugly nerds I think I will take another 2 weeks off. And then rinse and repeat. lol Those naive fucks are falling for it every single time anyway.

>>75426346
Dunno but here's some doodles a legend drew a few months ago before she disappeared, i miss that schizo woman.

>>75426688

>>75426495
Is this what you said this morning after collecting your paycheck from the NDF

>>75426688
>>75426743
Relatively cute but then again
>they

Why do you do this to yourself? Appreciate who you are, view yourself in a positive an healthy manner.

>>75426908
You tell her that.

gura should play RE4

>>75426977
I do but some people take a long time to be comfortable with themselves and their flaws. I can tell you my biggest flaw, holding on to the past. I feel like a person out of time, as if I failed at something incredibly important and unfixable. Even when I was young. I can say I'm doing pretty well for myself yet that feeling persists, I sometimes wonder if Gura has the same problem.

>>75427186
we may never know

>>75427185
lovely mod you got there, nice

>>75427185
Is this real?

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>75427499
yes
so is this

>>75427719
There's no way this fat fuck can do a flip

Gura is awesome!

>>75428718
*touch*

Child

Adult

>>75430538
M

>>75430538
M

Sex with a fembud.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

Goob morning retards

>>75432082
>*Lo touchõ*

>>75432569
Goob morning faggot

>>75430538
M

>>75427610
I’ve never been able to squat like this. I always fall over

>>75430538
M+rt

>>75430538
MMMy wife

Goob morning fembuds.

>>75433146
Goob morning cutie

>>75433184
(You)'re the cutie, fembud
We should date, cute fembud

>>75432708
Strange, is it a balance problem or something?

>>75433298
Bend over fembud, I’m going in dry

>>75433371
Yeah I guess. I stinks because when I get tired, I can’t just squat like that, I have to sit on the floor like an animal

cheesestick

>>75424300
Imagine Gura grinding against that shark plushie as she grapples with pleasurable feelings she's to young understand yet

>People killin', people dyin'
>Children hurt and you hear them
cryin'
>Can you practice what you preach?
>And would you turn the other cheek?

>>75435489
Is Gura #FREEPALESTINE?

>>75438225
If you did your thread reps you would know the answer, newfag

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

Chumbies I need to stop eating. I cant fit in any of my fancy interview clothes anymore…

>>75424374
samen

>>75430538
M+RT

>>75432708
same desu
>>75433371
I can't squat with my heel on the ground either, I heard you can fix that if you train your ankle mobility, but It doesn't seem to work for me

>>75439486
Food is good for your health

>>75439486
start cutting down on sugary drinks if you consume any and slowly switch to water

https://tenroy.fanbox.cc/posts/7900997

>>75440527
oh nyo nyo nyo dinofags I thought dinogura is real???

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118587311

I liked when she sung this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goYB_J18hzM

>>75439486
join the fitbud club!
i'm down 9 lbs over the last month

>>75440626
she's still real to me dammit!

>>75440724
>AI generated
fucking crazy

>>75434817
TuT

I miss Gura
Hopefully she misses me

>>75442470
Aim better next time.

>>75442470
>Hopefully she misses me
I seriously wish she did

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>75443012
me on the right

>>75424319
SNIFFFFF

>>75440724
At this point I can't really tell the difference between AI and drawings. Not sure if this is good or bad.

It's all just so fucked man. I genuinely do feel like a sucker who's trusted her one too many times. And fuck anyone reading this, you too went through the same thing. You too said "haha okay just a hard time, she'll be back soon" and gave her 1000 chances.

Gura has her hands between her legs and is doing the potty dance. What do you do?

>>75443779
Drawfags are on suicide watch, but all the losers who couldn't draw before are fucking balling

>>75444138
Pin her down and seggs her, when it's done I'll leave her on the floor in a puddle of piss.

>>75444060
No one knows why she keeps disappearing and no one bothers asking.

>>75444138
Tickle her until she lets go and hen diaper her for having an accident.

>>75444708
>oh okay let me fetch my go go gadget sharkphone and ask her right now
>it doesn't matter, you won't ask her when she's here
>even if she was asked asflijahnsdfokihgvfv
Alright, there's the timeloop summarized, let's not.

>>75444138

>>75444138
drink it all

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>75444777
Why would you want to put her in a diaper?

Just thingken of gooba

>>75444824
I'm just saying that the people actually in a position to ask her relevant questions refuse to do so, but will constantly gripe about them in places where it does nothing. It's genuinely baffling behavior and it's almost exclusively Chumbuds that are like this.

>>75444824
She has been asked. She's seen the questions, she's seen the passive aggressive comments like "oooh quarterly stream", she's seen the aggressive ones, she's seen the pathetic ones like "oh my god I am glad you are back my life is okay again haha it would suck if you went away again". She just. Doesn't. Fucking. Care.

>>75445170
Nobody is in that position, you dumb fuck. Her chat has asked in the past, and she was always vague and evasive because no shit she's not going to tell the whole world her private business.

>>75444060
>thanks to you and my myth girlies for being patient with me, going to make this year a strong one
how many streams has she done this year, 7 or 8?
She just says things man, whatever will keep people happy or diffuse tension in the moment, can't trust a word of it.

>>75444824
No anon please understand. They have to do their practically copypasted shitposting loops.

My Gurandma.

So many fembuds in denial.

So many buttbuds in denial.

>>75445404
From my perspective you're the sad ones. Sitting in the ruins of your vtuber fandom, abandoned and with no oshi, knowing you'll get maybe like...50 more hours of her this year. Tops. Smugly going "heh...they're not used to this yet!" then probably posting about how you want to drink her piss or whatever, cause she's nothing to you, or you'd care.

guys, how do we save Gura from workload paralysis?

What is workload paralysis?
Workload paralysis can be defined as feeling overwhelmed by the amount of work you have to do. It figuratively paralyzes you with fear and makes you unable to do anything at all. Even small and insignificant tasks seem difficult.This feeling kills motivation and blocks out your inner resources, instead of accumulating efforts to actually solve issues. As a result, you procrastinate, and your tasks pile up. Work still needs to be done, but time is flying, and you’re feeling even worse – stressed, exhausted, and guilty.This is like a vicious circle. But the good news is that this circle can be broken.

Causes of workload paralysis
Workload paralysis can be caused by a variety of factors, and these factors are often interdependent. One issue often leads to another one, creating a chain reaction.
We can roughly divide the causes of workload paralysis into two groups:
1.Health-related reasons. A lack of sleep or insomnia, poor diet, and insufficient physical exercise directly affect our cognitive ability (which is so important for knowledge work), let alone the physical condition of our body. When your energy level is so low, you cannot be productive. And when you’re not productive, you don’t meet deadlines, you don’t achieve goals, and the quality of your work drops.

2.Heavy workload. Having to deal with difficult tasks, make decisions, and take responsibility can cause high levels of stress and lead to work paralysis.

https://twitter.com/holomeetxTPE24/status/1788587264047800614
>Photography, video recording, and audio recording are prohibited during the performance. Violators may be disqualified and escorted out by security.

grim indeed. fuck you, hope the CCP invades your island soon

>>75445389
>her chat has asked
At most a select few people asked about communication, even saying thats what really matters, not why do you keep disappearing and why you won't stream regularly.
>tell the whole world her private business
If your "private business" effectively prevents you from streaming for over 2 years, I think you owe it to your supporters to be more clear on that.

>>75445728
retard that's the rules at every event like this

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>75445728
It's usually not allowed, only hope is for someone to be sneaky about it and upload it after. Kinda sucks that this is pretty much the singapore situation all over again though. Maybe singapore, where was that bonebros panel in november '22?

>>75445393
I just realized this year is already half over. So much for coming back strong.

>>75445728
They can't have Gura appear outside of paywalls to keep the rarity buff up.

>>75445897
That was Singapore, someone did upload, and if you want to see other girls go to their thread

>>75445728
Jesus, so we're not even gonna see her that day huh? Sorry Gura, my bad for not being born in Asia I guess. Only they are worthy of your time and effort in 2024.

>>75445729
Why are you here then?

>>75446074
We will get a tweet bro don't worry.

>>75445393
>>75445909
>So much for coming back strong.
People should mock her by saying this.

>>75445996
Tell me what cherish most and give me the pleasure of taking it away

The cry baby bitch starting up again?

>>75446089
Not to complain. If you want to complain, then say it to Gura directly, otherwise it's pointless.

>>75446048
That your deliberately obtuse ass has been here at least that long is depressing. I always assumed you were a bot triggered by specific words, in this case bonebros.

>>75445996
>streams when a trendy game comes up
That would actually be an improvement

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>>75446074
Yea that darn shark picking her sponsors all by herself.

>>75445637
Drop the super villain act, anon. Please.

>>75446169
Images slowed down so now they can cry louder

>>75446313
Are you saying Cover is forcing her to?

>>75446313
Yeah anon. Cover has a gun to her head forcing her to accept sponsorships. She's definitely not doing them of her own will at all!

She's rather practice every day (lol, lmao) for a karaoke..just not where the rest of her fans can see.

>>75446313
N-no chumbie, you don't understand! She's doing it all on purpose. She planned meticulously!

>>75446074
there were even livestream tickets available for Thaifags this one is just grim

I have just finished ejaculating inside of gawr gura

My wife...

>>75446855
Look for the tail next time, that was gabby. Gura has been with me for days now

>>75446994
>gabby
Who did I come inside exactly

>>75447078
bottom right gooba extra cute

I love Gura and look forward to her next stream.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>75447281
>look forward to her next stream.
Tell me about it, they are always so delicious and refreshing.

I love gura and want her to release more merch. Soon everything I own could be gura related

>>75447377
And a bit salty. This brat should drink more water.

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

It was over the moment she stopped doing schedules

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>75447415
>Liquid Gawr: Look behind you! (British)
>Solid Gura: Chumbuds? Are they alive?
>Liquid Gawr: I’m not sure…they were alive a few hours ago. Poor boys kept calling your name. (British)
>Solid Gura: chumbuds…
>Liquid Gawr: Stupid fans. Falling in love with a woman who doesn’t even have a name…(Still British)
>Solid Gura: I have a name!
>Liquid Gawr: No! We have no past. No future. If we did…Our fates is nothing but the genes we inherited from our father. (british)
>Solid Gura: Let chumbuds go.
>Liquid Gawr: As soon as we’ve finished our business. We’re almost out of time. (aggressively british)
>Solid Gura: …You’re talking about Bloopdie?
>Liquid Gawr: No. It seems now that Atlantis knows that Sea Gear is destroyed, they’ve arrived at a decision. They won’t even need a BDA. If you want answers why don’t you ask your precious colonel Sanders. (BRITISH)

I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

>>75448019
yeah, me

>>75448019
aw shucks!

>>75448019
tank you

Does Gura's tummy make noises so often because she drinks miralax every day?

Gawr gura took the jab and now she has blood clots

Ya cool?

I wonder if she will tweet about the karaoke thing, she didn't for the singapore thing, but that might have been because her pc was "broken" at the time

whats Gura up to right now?

I'm going to a hockey game tonight.

Mmm... women

Fembuds

Buttbuds

https://files.catbox.moe/mrcvlc.png

>>75448019

>>75444918
>*Li touchí*

>play video games for a living
>still end up hating your job
tragic

>>75456428
>do nothing
>get paid anyway
>gets called tragic
is it though?

>I’m on my Cool J
>If you get what I get - what would you say?

>>75456703
It's tragic for her real fans.

>>75457342
>feisty fakebuds gaslighted themselves into believing they are the "real fans"
Kek

>>75457342
I guess

>>75445728
they weren't even that strict at holofes kek
after 30 minutes, security pretty much gave up and let people do whatever

>>75457342
Those real fans do nothing to hold her accountable, so that's kind of on them if they have a problem with it.

Out of En, who has the stinkiest toes? Where does Gura fall in the list?

>>75458096
I don't understand why you dumbasses think you have any power whatsoever to influence these situations. Your understanding of your own significance is so inflated it's stupid. "Oh, someone should hold her accountable." Yeah, great. Okay, retard, you do just that. Go ahead. Show us how it's done. Hold her accountable. And let us know when you're done, so we can watch the streams and apologies pour in and thank you.

>>75458120
kiara probably has nasty european feet guras feet smell sweet

>>75458367
exactly, only cover or a significant number of fans can influence her, and the 3 people complaining in here certainly won't be able to appeal to either.

https://twitter.com/DuDuLtv/
dudul got his account back
welcome bad bud

>>75458120
I don’t care about en, but gura likes to play with her belly button. If she keeps that clean her feet will be clean.

>>75458923
Cool Johnny Bravo banner

MY wife

Wife soon?

>>75459679
in taiwan yes

Knife spoon

>>75458460
What about Fauna? Does her vegan diet make her sweat smell different?

Schizos are now going off topic after being ignored.

>>75460075
That's not how this goes, chatGPT, you're supposed to tell them to go to other threads if they want to mention other girls and then angrily shit yourself for fifty posts.

>>75460256
kek

>>75426346
>"I'm glad these cucks actually believe me. This job is too easy."
>"I wonder how much money I'm going to make from this next sponsorship?"
>"I wonder when [Yeah, Me] is getting home? I hope he's picking up food for me and [Yeah, Me jr.]."

>>75461266
Why are you projecting your cuck fetish?

>>75445637
This. There are no real fans left.

Gura
Wife

>>75461543
I'm still here though, going strong. Stop coping.

>>75461543
Oh that’s a bummer. I guess that means I’m the last living chumbud, huh? Yippee!!

>>75461672
Nah

Why are so many chumbuds as stupid as >>7544313?

>>75461701
Aaaahhhh! Stop it!!

>>75456703
If you actually enjoyed spending time with her, then yeah.

>>75461912
good thing those arent real fans

>>75461912
Think of it this way. Gura gave you what it feels like to fall in love. Gura gave you what it feels like to be broken up with. You got to experience the whole shebang, so now you get to listen to emo songs without feeling fake.

>>75458923
Time to mass report.

>>75462085
Time for (You) to swing from a tree

>>75455112
Why couldn't it be me?...

>>75462255
I'll get rid of all of you and become the last chumbud.
Dudul is a renpc/shondo waiting to happen, good thing gura isn't as active as she used to be for him to sneak back into cover work.

>>75462644
fuck off retard

>>75462720
Distrust artists and paypigs at all costs.

Why do you keep waiting for her? Genuine question, no malice

>>75462644
>>75462855
>Swastigura
>Also loli le BAD
gtfo of the movement faggot, we do not want you

>>75458367
>>75458096
There is no way to change her. That's not how relationships work.
Gura is done with streaming and caring about us. It's over.
She will never be like she used to be because we aren't important to her anymore. Her life circumstances have obviously changed to where the people in her life and the time she spends off-stream are way more enjoyable to her than spending time with us. The only thing she wants from her fans now is money and she knows she will get that regardless if she streams or not.

So your options at this point are to either move on and leave or collectively do something to stop her from taking advantage of you and everyone else by forcing her to leave hololive instead.
There is no scenario where she cares about us ever again. You simply do not matter to her and so there is nothing you can say that will convince her to stream more. You don't even mean enough to her for her to even attempt to explain what's going on or give seldom updates. Gura simply doesn't care and she knows you're weak and will continue to give her money no matter how poorly she treats her fans.

She is enjoying her life without you and your sorrow is no concern of hers. She isn't grateful for your support because she doesn't think you deserve any explanation. Conning you, taking your money, and running away as well as who she spends all her time off-stream with are none of your business. She knows you won't ask questions or do anything about it because you're in love with her. She enjoys taking advantage of your commitment.

>>75462961
the world doesn't want you, faggot. fuck your "movement" you cringelord

Hello, I'm the most real chumbie in here right now.
I love Gura and Gura also loves me. Don't bother me or her about it please and thank you, have a great night!

>>75462961
>loli le bad
When did i imply that? I don't like the guy just like i dont like paypigs and other discord namefags in her chat.
Fucking idiot.

>>75424444
That's clearly an AI generated model with dogshit rigging.
>>75440724
Can still tell it's AI. anons are blind retards.

>>75462952
https://youtu.be/KoviUV7jJn0

>>75463211
keep crying nigga.
gura is going to give them the most attention no matter how much you whine about it

>>75463255
>nigga
Well well, look who's the one who has to go back.

>>75463311
you for being an insecure bitch?

Haven't watched this bitch in a year but I gotta admit I miss being a clueless little retard staying up until ungodly hours watching her streams during those first couple of years and posting here and in global back when it wasn't completely pozzed. It feels surreal to think how long it's actually been.

>>75462952
Define waiting. Gave up hope, just hanging around to see when she pops up. Not on the edge of my seat, no longer get that WIFE WIFE WIFE jolt of energy when she comes back, don't care about songs or concerts or fes or even hololive anymore, probably can't call her my oshi at this point. Still my favorite when she's actually around, though.

Why are you guys angry so today? I love the chumbies. We can all be happy dont cha kno.

>>75461757 sorry, meant
>>75446313

>>75463361
Oh i trust gura, i don't trust these snakes.

>>75463474
I like chumbies here, i dislike chumbies outside of here.

>>75462952
If I want something or someone, I am determined to get it. Period. I've put my foot down, bevause I'm not some stupid, pathetic, weak-willed, easily manipulated cuck who lets anyone else dictate whether I give up on something.
And I'm certainly not the sort of sad, deluded retard who would try to spin embracing defeat as "standing up for yourself" while pretending that, actually, it's cucked when you DO have a backbone.
Speak of the fucking devil himself, lmao

>>75463474
Dont worry chumbie, I’m just playing games right now.

>>75463091
man, I wish I was an emotionless machine

>Hate Gura!! Its Gurover!
No. You can leave now, tourist.

>>75463662
>>75463674

>>75462952
because I deluded myself, that deep down the Gura I knew is still in there somewhere and will come back eventually

>>75463664
>I am not a cuck, he says, as his oshi shows zero signs of caring about him and spends all her time doing things off-stream that she won't ever tell you about.
You aren't part of her life at all, bud. You're a fool if you think no one else is.

>>75463662
wait until you find out which chumbies are here but also outside of here

2>>75463211
>When did I imply that?
You THOUGHT you managed to hide it, but you're not clever enough to make it work. Being a neurotic, dysphoria-addled loli hater is the only reason anyone would have a problem with this guy, and anything else is a blindingly transparent red herring.
And guess what, retard? It didn't work.
Fucking mouthbreathing moron.

>>75463840
It ain't exactly a secret, they either containment break or reverse containment break(?) all the time.

>>75462961
>>Swastigura
It's Swastigawr, and the fuhrer Bloopler.

>>75463881
he's not upset at lolis, he's upset that gura pays attention to certain fans over others
he probably has an aneurysm when gura mentions certain chumbuds by name without them even superchatting

>>75463474
dw chumbie, I can't speak for anyone else but I'm just LARPing. Pretending to be viscerally, unreasonably angry at internet strangers makes me chuckle

>>75463474
I can't be happy without Gura, I need help, people including therapists tell me I need to magically be happy with myself/by myself but they just shrug when I ask "how?" or tell me that I need to figure it out.

>>75463881
>dudul defense force deployed
No wonder you're this retarded to mistake my point.

>>75462952
Desperation and/or sunk cost fallacy, the first one being much more understandable now that the good times are starting to become nostalgic and those who really fell in love with her realize they'll probably never feel something close to early Gura ever again.

>>75463474
I dunno, at a glance it looks like someone shitposting and someone responding to it too seriously. This sort of thing seems to happen a lot and it often drags on all day.
It's better not to get involved, they'll go away eventually.

>>75463959
not me, I haven't broken out of containment yet :3

>>75464076
Like when Surge was released then discontinued. Then they tried releasing it on Amazon a few years ago, but it wasn't the same, and now it's gone forever.

>>75463973
not him but I dislike it too when Gura gives them special treatment and not me

>>75463973
This, it boils my blood.

Are we being raided? What passed off tourists now?

>>75464032
Anyone who tells you that you need to be happy without other people in your life either have zero empathy for you because you're a male or they aren't being honest with you and think you have no chance and so you just need to accept being lonely forever. Most people that tell you that you need to be happy being isolated will be women.

>>75464186
> :3
I know who you are fembud.

>>75463106
The world IS the movement, retard. The natural world and nature's God, against (You) embarrassing drug addict Reddit LARPers and your twisted faggot social constructivist hyperreality.
Kill yourself immediately.

>tfw I didn't even make it into the thanksgiving turkey despite spamming
It was never meant to be...

cringe neckbeard

>>75464404
nyo

>>75463828
>(You) are the cuck
>He sobs, through his cuckpost
Sasuga

>>75464395
I am a man and i am the happiest alone while listening to my shark wife play videogames in the background.
If i were to desire any company for the rest of my life it would be hers.
Other than that i am happy without friends or family.

>>75464395
>Most people that tell you that you need to be happy being isolated will be women
every single one so far

>>75458923
https://twitter.com/Punished_DuDuL/status/1788712349152555443

>>75464074
>Anyone who sees through my gay op is part of XYZ Defence Force
Peak schizophrenia.
Take your meds, anon. And ideally, overdose on them.

Stockholm

>>75464671
>not only that but a newfag
>wasn't here during those threads when we got raided by discord a year or two ago

>>75464494

>>75464488
You and me brother.

>>75464891
>How he inferred literally any of this from the post he is replying to remains a mystery
>To all but the most ascendant and unmedicated of schizoids
What else do the voices in your head tell you, schizobud

>>75462020
it's more like the "abusive girlfriend experience"

>>75465214
Remove the tiktok link already, it's dead just like the twitch account. Remove it.

go be a loser elsewhere please

>>75465335
no

>>75463967
Jawohl mein oshi

But no one wants me, this is my only home.

I’m about to bake some lasagna

>>75465897
pics or it didn't happen

>>75465419
die

>>75464519
>No, you don't get it! She cares about me! Gura doesn't have a normalfag life outside of streaming and we're all she thinks about! Gura is dedicated to her fans and definitely isn't betraying us!

>>75466151
she is very dedicated though, at ignoring her fans

[advent news] nerissa does not think gura is sexy

Thread very bad today. Please do not post bad.

>>75466089
If you wanna wait for about an hour, I’ll have the finished product then.

>>75466468
That's cheating!

>>75466533
Is it? Hehehe

>>75466468
Cheater.

Gura desires Enormous Black Intromittent (EBI).

>>75466681
Is not

>>75466151
Brother, do you not realize who's left in this fanbase, let alone this general? It's been pretty much 2 years since it was beyond a doubt that Gura doesn't give a single fuck about her fans and that she had no plans of ever going back to 2021-22 Gura. Those who haven't moved on by now are beyond reasoning.

I think I’m pretty reasonable..

>>75466399
sounds like heresy, proof?

>>75466693
nah

>>75466860
You shouldn't, that implies you Think and that's something you shouldn't do at any cost.

gura threatened to kill me

>>75467108
GIWTWM

>>75467051
Woooah. That was a close one. Thank you chumbie.

Gura is learning to dance like Michael Jackson for her next performance.