/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

thread forecast: uncertain
promise: forever
captcha: Y0GA VR

Why hasn't there been a thread for so many hours?
I want to speak to the manager!

SHONDO COME BACK I NEED TO HEAR YOU ONE LASAT TIME BEFORE I ROT

>>75433414
it was eepy hours

i love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE fallenshadow!!!!! and i hope she is doing well today!!!!!

>>75433414
European shoggas voted not to bake but American shoggers keep baking.

>>75433674
To be fair, without it being up anti generals appear and can't be deleted as duplicates - like that 'ondo on the log one.

I love offline chat newshoggas, they're always so positive and free of malice.
When Shondo returns we'll go through a new golden age! I can feel it.

>tummy hurt
>head hurt, tummy hurt
just take an advil.

shummy

>>75434092
kiss the shummy

I found another community that hate loves their streamer as much as we do and it's so much fun peering into the threads. It's like looking in a mirror. They might even be worse :D

i dismissed the shitposters saying she would be dead in a few years but they were right, just got the timeline wrong
shes gonna be dead within a few weeks

what are you cumming to today?

>>75435498
Which?

>>75435616
>within a few weeks
nah, wifey will bounce back but she's no making it to 2030 and that feels like a stab through the heart

heartrate so high because she was gettin wild at da klub
bp so low because she on skag

>>75433674
I voted to keep baking though, i like talking to you guys, even though it's actually disgusting at times

>>75436131
She will go to the big klub in the heavens...
>>75436151
We know Shondo.

>>75433674
There was a vote?

>>75436131
Wish my wife didn't klub so hard but i'd be lying if I say she didn't have the moves.

GO WHITE GIRL GO!

>>75435642
I came to a loli slut on pomf.tv earlier today
She kept calling me daddy and kissing me so it was a big turn off, the sound of her doing it was enough for me though
Having her kiss the mic was really gross though, definitely could do without it

>>75435642
Nothing because I don't need to cum daily.

>>75436044
she will make it another 60 years at my side after we get married

>>75436449
low test. you should get that checked out. shondo prefers high test men

>>75436470
>after we get married
i aint letting you marry my wife shogga

>>75436479
unironically i feel higher test ever since i fell in love with her
no i wont take my meds

>>75436479
Ah yes, everyone knows that zoomer coomers are high testosterone males. kek

>>75435642
Nothing now. I usually coom before bed to de-stress and I got up like two hours ago.

She'll keep streaming until the universe/world ends, at which point I will wait for her in the next world then give her all her memories and the body of her avatar and get her to start streaming again, no matter how early in the universe she's spawned in(i will quickly advance technology so she has no issues)
Rinse and repeat for all of eternity. Forever means forever.

>>75436587
>false equivalence
didn't mean to hurt your feelings bro

>>75435681
Tower

>>75435642
That Anny countdown that was linked here. She's sanctioned by the wife so it's ok

chibi shondo is the best model in vtubing

>>75436658
not gonna happen, I'll use my wizard powers to capture Shondo's soul upon death and then eat it Dark Souls style so we're fused together and she gains that strong 7'2" male body she always wanted to strangle women with

>>75436938
it wouldn't be by itself, it's because it's a literal perfect match with shondo and her personality

>>75436938
agreed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaZXPx1kdtg

3d chibi streams are always kino
Chibi gaming streams are always rage bait

>>75437191
>>75437042
>>75436938
Am I going crazy or does she sound different in chibi streams? More feminine.

>>75437247
she's using a different mic in those streams

>>75437247
Chances are you're crazy. The only reason she'd sound different is maybe the vr mic. Another place she sounds different are the watchalong but that makes sense because she can't have the filters on discord

>>75437402
Yeah, it's the VR mic.
>Another place she sounds different are the watchalong
And the live ASMR? Honestly wifey always sounds different.

>>75436994
Nuh uh
"To prevent and remove all other magic"
I can counter and cancel

>>75437411

>>75436994
whenever i see this picture i imagine her gently scratching and dragging her nails across my palm, and it gives me shivers every time. drawing patterns and tracing the handlines. slowly pushing her fingers in between mine until they're fully intertwined. playfully exploring each other's hands is so sensual.

We will hear from her today

uuuuuuuu

>>75437857
True

>>75437857
Hope so. Hate when she tweets about her poor health then disappears right after.

i should be there taking care of her

I should be there to prod her with a stick till she does something. Real dark stuff. I'm freaky

she's my fute bagel

i've decided i would make an alt and reincarnate if she divorced me. this hiatus has shown me i love her too much to ever give her up. hopefully it doesn't come to that, but no one has ever accused me of being good in a relationship.

>>75439004
i gave up faking my reincarnated personality in the first month

Will Shondo love me even if I'm an ugly alcoholic?

Shonshon eat some choccy milk with cookies.
>>75439250
we know d

>>75439305
Yes

>>75439305
Yes but she'd want you to get better, go from alcoholic to drinking in moderation.

>>75439305
only if you beat her

>>75437672
this image keeps reminding me of the doxpost and i dont like it

>>75439313
dudewhole is a reincarnation?

How'd people even get that picture? Did an old contact leak it? Who took the photo also? Didn't seem like a selfie, might be wrong about that though

Bean server drama, also she used to fleshpost more often back in the day.

Naruhodo

She looked cute in that image anyway

>>75439745
she should do it again
True husbands don't care about the lolishit model, we want E

nice we managed to make it more than 60 posts before it went to shit

>>75439926
kys flesh coomer

She's always cute
I wish at times I found her way sooner, even though I know it's for the best that I didn't

at some point you have to accept she's not coming back

>>75439926
>*
Woah there cowboy we're not allowed to say that letter anymore. Wouldn't want the discord moderators to be called

I know how long I will wait for her, and she knows too. The clock has started but we're not even close to when I give up

>>75439955
retard tourist

>>75440040
If we're not even close then what's the point in having a date. Might as well stop lying to yourself and accept that you're never leaving

>>75439745
im repless when it comes to the bean server. is there anything/anywhere to actually learn about the before times or did you just have to be there for it?

>>75439950
New record!
>>75439979
She will. She's been more active recently and nothing she's said implies that she's done. Just that she's still sick but slowly recovering.

wtf why is there no /lig/ up?

i want * but im not a retarded coomer and i dont need to keep bringing leaked photos up

>says he loves her
>doesn't want more pictures to put in lockets

Shogga...
>>75435884

>>75439926
>>75440104
>true husbands
>"E"
Cringe faggot you're not even on a first name basis with your wife?? Pathetic. My wife is Shondo and I can say her name.
>>75440116
You just had to be there, alternatively there are still some beaners who don't watch her streams around. You can find them in youtube comments, they're eager to answer basic shit you can find with reps /here/.

>>75440116
There's nothing apart from a few screenshots, images, a few videos and some text posts. You'd need to speak directly with beans for real detail

>>75440181
>flobal
i search for global so both /lig/ and /shon/ show up
no wonder i didnt see it

>>75432734
>Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli
>>75440192
>My wife is Shondo
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Shadow, is in fact, Fallen/Shadow, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Fallen plus Shadow.

>>75440247
Oh yeah they had a bit of an oopsie

>>75440192
>"Shondo"
You are not a true husband and never will

>>75440642
Ok Baru, keep loving "E". lmao

There's a magic to recover lost texts and it probably applies to all sorts of pieces of information, so once I get it I could probably get my hands on some sort of full archive of anything shondo related(bean server, alts, streams, etc.)

i love it when people just throw out random names

names from the collective shoggconscience

>>75440788
i'm sure you do khaal

>>75440788
I bet you do constantinople_1453

>>75440911
fuck you turkey we send you back to mongolia

Might be spoilers for her return but it looks like she commissioned this for her stinger
https://twitter.com/Sarina_A_Elysia/status/1788267393309090077

>>75441001
old news shogga >>75378758

>>75441001
You're an entire 24 hours late
Ngmi

>>75441043
>>75441049
I gave up on keeping up with /shon/

>>75441117
>I gave up
that's all you had to say

>>75441117
baseg

I keep up the best I can, but you guys make it hard

Nina is on

>>75441178
good for her but neppie is also on

shondo makes *it* hard if you're picking up what i'm laying down
laying down pipe on shondo's bed if you understand my meaning

???
pipes dont belong on beds silly

i know. she'll hate it! imagine her struggling to lift up a 10 lb pipe.

>>75441178
Good for her but my sidehoe cunny 1view discord groomed exflesh slut is online

>>75441335
Be nise.

>>75441366
Sorry I'm just mad because I found out she's a whore today

>>75441178
Okay, i'll watch my wife's GF (platonic)

i hate discorders so much i stay invisible

>mad because I found out she's a whore
just wait til you hear about shadow, then
;)

>>75441507
be nise

>>75441507
I'm bored, spill the tea sister. What did you find out?

I can't believe Shondo reported herself, doxxed herself, is stinky, her manager is a cat, she has a secret account to collab with males, everything she's ever said is a lie, she's australian, she's a normie, she's employed by the government, she's a /vt/ moderator, she thieved from wax harpoon, her brother is her boyfriend, she voice acted officially in apex legends, she was Bianca all along, she went to florida 3 times, her legal name is Schnidoo, she's addicted to league, she's a lesbian, there are secret tier 4 streams, her eyes are purple, she has 12 twitter accounts, she pissed her chair, she's a DD cup IRL, she's secretly sponsored by block puzzle 100, she wets the bed, she streams asmr from a shed, there is a secret shondophrenic battle royale, she's married to pewdiepie, there is a list, all of the lore is real, her chest lump is puberty, she caused ww2 in the 1930s, she grooms hags, she's secretly a corpo vtuber, her real voice is the deep voice, she voice acted officially in the rugrats tv show, she uses a voice changer, she's a real masochist, her manager is mr JAST and she has various real heights. That's crazy, it's so over.

>>75441877
Fr

>>75440008
>still defending doxxfagging
perplexing

>>75441877
Is this the new shonberg theory post

>>75441877
I wouldn't go that far, only about 50% of those are true.

>>75441877
several of these are true but i wont reveal which

>>75441877
>her manager is a cat
ERM what the FUCK?
Is this true?

>>75441920
shoggas really think it's normal to bring irl stuff about her /here/ while they're anonymous. pathetic clowns

Uuuurrreahhhhhh the urge to donate to literal 1views and be the only person on her brain for the entire stream just for a hit of dopamine. I don't have the 5k in cash needed to make shondo spit in my direction

>>75442085
yeah and she hired her son for the job, the nepotistic bitch!

>>75441920
the poem was doxxing, the asmr videos are not (it isn't her name)

>>75442097
You're just talking to yourself now. Stop, it's embarrassing

>>75442138
how is it not her name? that’s so fucking pedantic.

time to timeloop that doxxing is okay again i guess. this thread just keeps delivering

Dacrin please just shut the fuck up and write a different poem if youre this ass mad about it

>>75442187
its a nickname

>>75442104
>paypig fetish
You need to stop donating for a while, then donate to Shondo for reasons other than a dopamine hit. Do it in a shadow weekend.

>>75442193
i’m craving mickeyD’s chips rn
does FallenShadow_asmr like mcdonalds?

>>75442085
yes. this is him hard at work

the asmr video isn't doxxing but not because of the name but because it is on her own channel and posted in her own discord. you're essentially saying that people shouldn't share or discuss fallenshadow content in fallenshadow community spaces.
anyway take it up with the mods or her (you wont)

>timelooping her fast food preferences
>AGAIN
you fags are so pathetic. leave if you dont love her

im gonna timeloop her stream right now and theres nothing you can do about it bitch

>>75442328
I like you

>>75442318
>you're essentially saying that people shouldn't share or discuss fallenshadow content in fallenshadow community spaces
okay so i can talk about and discuss the name she used in the video since 1) its not her real name and 2) its fallenshadow content?

>>75442428
finally someone /here/ does. thanks shogga, was getting sick of the dereking :)

>>75442435
if you want to be deliberately autistic and stupid then yeah

>>75441877
Several of these are true and i will reveal which
>reported herself
Possibly
>doxxed herself
Yes
>is stinky
No
>her manager is a cat
Yes
>she has a secret account to collab with males
No
>everything she's ever said is a lie
Not everything
>she's australian
No
>she's a normie
No
>she's employed by the government
You could make a case for it
>she's a /vt/ moderator
No
>she thieved from wax harpoon
No
>her brother is her boyfriend
No
>she voice acted officially in apex legends
No
>she was Bianca all along
No
>she went to florida 3 times
Not 3 times no
>her legal name is Schnidoo
No
>she's addicted to league
No
>she's a lesbian
No
>here are secret tier 4 streams
There are no secret tier 4 streams
>her eyes are purple
They're pink
>she has 12 twitter accounts
No
>she pissed her chair
Possibly
>he's a DD cup IRL
No
>she's secretly sponsored by block puzzle 100
She wishes
>she wets the bed
No
>she streams asmr from a shed
No
>there is a secret shondophrenic battle royale
No, but you could make a case for it
>she's married to pewdiepie
No
>there is a list
Was
>all of the lore is real
Not all of it
>her chest lump is puberty
No
>she caused ww2 in the 1930
No
>she grooms hags
Yes
>she's secretly a corpo vtuber
Otis corp
>her real voice is the deep voice
No
>she voice acted officially in the rugrats tv show
No
>she uses a voice changer
She changes her voice naturally
>she's a real masochist
Yes
>her manager is mr JAST
Her manager is otis
>she has various real heights
Yes

>if you want to be deliberately autistic and stupid
ummmm YES i DO want to be FallenShadow’s type. sign me up!

The name being used in the video was just a nickname related to many possible other names and the only way you could narrow it down or shoot down any deflection is by being a doxxfag yourself.

>>75442589
>moderator, secret streams, lesbian
>no
;)
also the list(s) are real

how would you confirm the real name?
Also L is a nickname so * is basically a real name. saying “it’s not doxx cause his name isn’t nick its nicholas” is retarded.

it evaluates into more than 5 different names and she can just say none of them are her name and the only way to say she was fibbing is to have additional information which makes you a doxxer

>>75442809
Nick can really only be Nicholas, * can be multiple names, such as ********, *********, etc
Also she can just say * isn't based off of her real name

Can we go back to talking about the rtx face webcam image. It's crazy cute and her nose even looks normal in it.

bad bait, no one was talking about that and her nose is much better than normal so leave that part out next time

>>75443020
Read thread maybe

much better

>>75442691
>>75442809
>>75442887
take a walk im sick of you right now... youre annoying autistic not sexy autistic

ughh fine here's the doxx go wild
now stop bringing it up

shondo update: she's doing well right now, i've been taking great care of her, i even managed to drag her outside for some fresh air and ice cream
picrel

>>75443163
me when nose powder

>>75443264
cute!

New name for the cheater list.

literally who

>>75443632
calm down, leave some cock for the rest of us

>>75443632
>literal who
at least name drop relevant

>>75432734
Yep, the most evil one in /vt

Relevant or active or not, still a cheater
Bapy, get him

>>75443632
>1 month sub
wow he subbed as soon as the hiatus began

>>75443822
love my evil wife!

After following camila she was at 1028 following, since a few days ago she's been at 1029

did she unfollow the spanish twink

>>75441178
2nd vtuber after shondo that I am following
such good vibes

>>75443936
based anti???

how new

why did she come here and make that post though

shondo we need some official otis emotes

will the otis emotes go after i run him over

>>75444451
because someone was emailing her pretending to be someone else

I might have to sub to inis. She's extremely autistic.

>>75444489
We need (you) emotes before anything more Otis related. The fact that we don't even have a single (you) emote baffles me sometimes when we're supposed to be so intrinsic to her and even her lore.

>>75444822
We'll probably get a (You) emote with the lore video, personally I'd settle for the youthink from discord.

we shouldn't get (you) emotes because they would be used in other chats and that would be cheating

Official YOU emotes would be the true indicator of demotion to Chat.

>>75445015

(you) emotes would be gay
More sho emotes

shondo is the sopranos poster

>>75445054
How is that bait? Imagine YOU being used all over twitch when he is supposed to belong to only Shondo, the only way it would be acceptable is if he is no longer important, hence the demotion.

>>75445056
now this is bait

>>75445304
I'm half joking

Is it safe to buy merch from shondo or will the fbeai raid me?

feds are already on the way

buying shondo merch will not get you arrested but you will absolutely be on a list
yooure already on one for posting here

I think you should derek me desu

https://files.catbox.moe/loej99.mp4

i think you should kill yourself

>>75446759
classic
>shadow
kek

>>75446774
Damn

>>75446759
KEK

>>75446759
Actual kek

>>75446759
nice one

>>75446814
sowwy i didnt actually mean it >.<

>>75446391
as long as it doesn't get me arrested that's fine
>a list
it's a long ass list anyways.

>>75446976
Yay

>>75448426
Someone give it the wrist coverings at least

Being a husband has trained me to such a degree that I instantly take over every stream I join. It's entirely unfair for anyone else. I make a literal 40 view stream look like a 2k chat.

shondo you can use me as a chew toy any time

>>75448715
How many times are they going to post this?

>>75448929
I hold back by a factor of 10 or so and usually feel like I'm spamming in other streams

>>75442318
ok, well why don't you start poxxing the rtx that used to be on her twitter then? she posted it herself after all and that totally gives you the right to post them everywhere, including in the discord! looking forward to seeing your posts anon. btw, make sure to include her name, age and her FT's name too since she have said all that publicly in the past.

>>75448929
That is pathetic have some restraint you autist.

>>75448929
They should time you out / ban you. It must be fucking insufferable.

I won't make it until she is back bros

>bringing it up hours later and still retarded

>>75448996
This is like the 3rd time innit

>>75448929
I'm the opposite. I post so much during Shondo's streams but when i'm on an Oli stream and it's way slower. I almost never post.

Guess I just want wife's attention way more.

Shondo's conditioned me to not like whores

>>75449076
Are you being sarcastic? I would love it if they did that.

>>75449263
I wonder what Shondo thinks of soijacks. She already thinks pepe is reddit.

>>75449370
Probably thinks it's a twitter thing

>>75449304
Oh olis stream I normally have around 10 messages for a 8 hour stream. The only things I want to say to Oli would land me on the cheater list.

>>75449160
>>75449197
You're jealous of my stats. I understand.

no you are just a cringe sperg

>>75448941
>clutching fist
She's about to get sent across the room(playfully)

>>75448941
Where does Giru post these? Is it just the discord art channel?

>>75450278
If you already know the answer anon..

i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her

Ft should stream and eat more

>>75451256
greedy grifter.

>>75451256
Why is their whole family so malnourished?

i'd be malnourished too if i only had british "food" to eat

>>75451617
Shondo was the only person to ever cook in their house, and she only started making real meals recently

>>75451691
Fish and chips aren't elegant but they are very nourishing.

https://youtu.be/ljyMmgNgs1I
Taking shondo on vacation here, building the best and most gorgeous sand castle for her
As she gets closer to take a better look, i kick the sand into her face
As she's stunned I get close and tell her
>"nothing good lasts forever, except for this marriage, chu" (kiss on the cheek)

The shondington household needs humanitarian aid drops

They need a man in the household(me)

>>75433948
>advil
too weak
my pains can only be lessened by codeine, anon

>>75451617
their whole family seems incredibly autistic and dysfunctional. the grocery shopping streams are wild because you really get a sense for how fucked up all of their diets are

https://youtu.be/SVuWYX5hnzk
Would shondo eat these

>>75448929
as someone who watches a 40ish view channel, the atmosphere is always relaxed and i think its annoying as fuck when someone joins and fills the chat trying to have a 1 on 1 conversation with the streamer. you look like a attention seeking cunt to everyone else

>>75453122
>nooo stop trying to talk to strimmer
why stream

>>75453122
You're just mad they're chatting to the 2view you're grooming.

>>75453302
>unable to comprehend the argment
sounds about right for your type
>>75453346
i only lurk thanks

https://youtube.com/shorts/y_FOqDj-cLA
That one lobby 2 shondo

>shondo groomers are now shitting up comfy 2views
Grim. It's no wonder this is known as one of the worst indie fanbases.

I hope groomers change their ways
Same for cheaters

>>75453532
at least this is about as shitty as a fanbase can get. cant sink any lower, right..?

>>75453581
I won't and she'll still tell me she loves me

>>75452351
shondo, please
at least eat properly before you get high on opioids

>>75453656
Messed up

>>75453581
It's not cheating, it's just harmless flirting

whores, all of you

nooo what do you mean you enjoy other streamers while shondo is offline
no wonder she hates most of you

>>75453895
Could never be me. I would totally just sit idle waiting for shondo to return.

>>75453581
They won't. That's why they're called groomers and cheaters. A zebra can't change its stripes.

at least post a picture of shondo to go with your shitpost, baitpost or derekpost please. let's call it the shondo tax.

>>75454042
Erm.. I'm a.. .. person?? Uhh I'm not a zebra..yeah.

>>75453649
Some fans of certain corpo chuubas are far, far worse.

>>75454114
attaching shondo to such dogshit shouldnt happen

>>75454127
prove it

>>75454114
The shondo tax should be ritual suicide following every shitpost.

>>75454233
so you want these threads to be filled with nothing but shit? weird take

>>75454327
It's what shondo would want

>grooming is when you chat to streamer

>>75454327
they already are

>>75454327
im leaning towards hoping these threads become to unbearable that the baker finally gives in and /shon/ ceases to exist
you are beyond forgiveness

>>75454441
shondo can't be groomed.

>>75454512
The baker is a ligger who makes them for containment

>>75454512
"the baker"
How many do you think there are?

>>75454584
3 actual /shon/ bakers and 1 /lig/ baker

>>75454675 (me)
And at least 1 possibly 2 of the /shon/ bakers are gone or refusing to bake during the hiatus

>>75433674
What's the cultural rift like in this community? Do European viewers have any particular animosity towards American viewers and vice versa?

>>75454774
Americans are to be made fun of, and the French should be extinguished.

>>75454774
That's just in general. Europeans love to shit on Americans yet the moment Putin goes full retard and wants be Hitler 2.0 and conquer Europe they'll be sucking cock begging for daddy America to put a stop to it.

>>75454761
I think there are ~3 part-timers left after the resignations, but there are still schizo anti bakers waiting to pick up the slack if the rest quit though.

>>75454774
Not really, there are 1 or 2 complete retards on each side that will go at eachothers throats if one shit talks the other

>>75454958
If there is a Hitler 2.0, it is much more likely to be an American than Putin.

>>75454774
Americans run shit because most things that happen, happen around 1-4am shondo time. Threads are also just niser around that time. I'm a euro. I don't care about whatever divide there might be but I do wish Americans would stop saying it's euro prime time and euros must be shitting up the thread at 3am my time. I also wish they'd stop cuck posting but I want euros to stop being gay as well. We're all here for one reason and it should be for shondo

>>75454985
(me) publicly anyways
american shitters:
Retromancer
Flawedintellect

euro shitters:
imperialcavalier
fallenshadow
Other than these 4 no one really cares too much

>>75454958
This is why people make fun of Americans.

>>75455042 (me)
The real issue is SEA prime time

>>75455244
I think everyone agrees on that

>>75454958
americans just don't seem to understand how much damage you've done to the world. you've literally enslaved the entire world with your retarded economic system that is now collapsing. you're stealing money from every country on the planet and then act uppity and smug about how wealthy you are. you're disgusting, lol. hopefully china turns the entire north american continent into glass.

>>75455472
then you'll be speaking chinese too you fucking retard

Oh for the love of God now it's becoming a /pol/ argument.

>>75455472
sorry your empire collapsed, better luck next time

>>75455472
Yeah bro, you'll definitely be doing better under Chinese global hegemony for sure absolutely 100%.

I'd personally prefer peace...

fallenshadow?

>>75455472
China isn't actually much better than America.

>>75455712
China doesn't need to start any war to overtake the world.

>>75455732
Shondomination will bring forth peace

I apologize everyone. I just wanted to know how Europeans and Americans get along in this viewerbase. I didn't mean to kickstart a /pol/ Thunderdome.

>>75455774
It's ok we just really like fighting

I like Fallen Shadow and I hope she's getting better :)

Goodnight everyshoggie
Hopefully I can wake up early and take a shower in the morning

>>75455774
The only thing you need to know is that its not a big deal and no one cares publicly. Shondos schedule leans more towards americans but her streams always start at euro prime time

>>75455472
u a british bitching about capitalism
you fucks invented it

>>75455868
I like how tiny she looks in this

>>75455774
imagine thinking you're responsible for tension that started in the 18th century

>>75456021
37 centimeters

>>75455961
Scots do not identify as British.

Aren't the current brits the old scottish? Or is my history knowledge all fucked

Current brits are saxons and normans

/pol/ fags go back

if you aren't a 3 year sub you don't matter

i like spending time with shondo and i like being with shadow and i know she will get better and we will be able to do that again for forever like we did before
though you should appreciate the present forever as best you can too

Damn. I think I just got my sign to move on.

then leave

>>75456995
alright CF let's hear what did you in

>>75457117
The only thing that'll get rid of him is death

I'm not ready. I can't.

>>75457164
then he's dead or chilled out a lot since he reincarnated

People used to call me fleece multiple times a day. I miss that. Oh well, all good things I suppose.

Was the sopranos like on main from today or yesterday?

Someone better use Pettan's transparent template to have shondo educating (you) about The Replacement Theory

>>75457392
how about you if youre so obsessed

>>75457448
Calm down shogger, it's meant to be funny

Shondo was suppose to post something today, you shiggas lie to me.

>>75457340
I wonder if shondo has regained the energy to watch The Sopranos with her family.

>>75457309
we could go back to that, y'know? back to the good times when it was just me and you.... we used to be so happy together....

She can still tweet before she goes to bed

>>75457599
Sorry but I don't think that's a good idea. I had a moment of weakness.
>we used to be so happy
We sure did. Smile posting, otter posting, fleece posting and all the little things in-between. I want you to know that I won't forget those times and I won't forget the time we shared together.
But we can't go back. We both know that.

ghaaayyyy

I LOVE YOU DO MUCH SHONDO!!!! PLEASE FEEL BETTER!!!!!

>>75457893
you're right... i was using naivete to hold on to hope, in my heart i knew it was fantastical

Pettan you GOD
Megane-chads always eating good thanks to you

she will feel better. i've sacrificed everything to make sure.

Not retweet worthy though is it. It's good, don't get me wrong but.. showing my followers that? Giving him my followers? Nah, a like is more appropriate.

She will die sooner than later. make sure youre prepared

no she wont

>>75458691
Big artists almost never RT without an obligation to do so. This is pretty common on twitter.

can't believe she went to live with ruri

>>75458691
>>75458931
what are you guys talking about

>>75458989
Stop posting about yourself

>>75458989
Why are we dropping random names captain azusa?

Baker???

>>75459316
Just let it be dead. Nothing good comes from this until she comes back.

>>75459209
because, fireneko, ruri said they were taking a break right when shondo did

The barbies(the good two) will fix this relationship for me.

brrrrread

>>75459430
Ruri has posted like 20 times since her break. get a better rrat

It's on page 9 ligger man. /Shon/ sits on page 10 all day. Slow your roll

>>75459587
i didn't make the original anonymous post, and that really did happen at first

She will post tomorrow

>>75459430
My bad Mr.Vito

>>75459876
don't lie again

wasn't she on workbreak a year ago?
imagine having your birthday around this time
no streams two years in a row
kek

>>75460010
haha imagine...

that's what the fibber pass is for
>b-but it's not my real birthday!!!!!!1
you're a grown ass 50 year old "man", act like it

>>75454958
sorry bro, my country is pro China+Russia
we will be on the wrong side of WW3 and lose again

>hey shondo, what’s been you’re favourite thing to do as a vtuber?
>https://voca.ro/17ozu2IoWrR8
oh, huh. thought P-sama was the only one but she did say modS (plural).

>>75460010
Yeah. It was a two week break in May until the 14th

>>75460257
take your meds omen, you are in psychosis

>>75442589
>>she wets the bed
>No
geez, fine
she USED TO wet the bed (as recently as rrk)
there, happy? you pedantic twit. she’s been such a big girl, being 1 year clean. so proud of her yippe!

i wish she would wet my bed

thats so fucking hot

>>75455961
the problem isn't capitalism, the problem is modern money theory

Unironically got a little twitch out of my pecker. Seems to happen when shondo piss is mentioned now. Didn't happen before.

>>75460836
happy for you oji-san, a little twitch is better than nothing

piss soak shon panties

>>75460257
we are lucky she had a bf not a gf
imagine if she went to america to meet LL
forget no touchy cause touch-averse
they would have had hot steamy lesbian sex
in that timeline we would never have been husbands
(maybe as a rebound after lily drops her to join holo)

>>75456108
sucks for them but it doesnt change the political reality

LL isnt gay though

>>75461358
3some with eddy

>>75461407
the worst time line possible

>>75461142
that would be preferable to the pain o suffer now of being friendzoned in all but name. she’ll never care about any man like she cared about Emperor D.

shondo calls you in to her room, she hasn't been feeling well and has been sleeping all day. as you go inside she has her face in her hands as she mumbles something to you and you ask her to repeat herself. silently she lifts open her bedsheet to reveal the source of her embarrassment, and as you look at the dark patch you walk over to her dresser and take out a dry set of clothes. you carry her to the bathroom and help her get changed, slipping off her soaking wet underwear and patting her down with a towel before pulling a dry set of purple panties with the cute ribbon motif. you lead her to your room and tuck her in, letting her know everything is alright before kissing her on the forehead and leaving to go clean up

>>75461358
all women are gay

>>75461519
Why is it this post that makes me gosling so hard

>>75461519
kino

raping shondo lovingly and she pisses herself
passionate but degenerate loveydovey sex with shondo and she pisses herself

>>75461519
>>75461630
Both of these are good

>>75461630
Sexo

>>75460257
>>75461142
>>75461407
>>75461432
>>75461451
home of sexuals

Don't bake again I'm going to bed

goodnight!

>>75461836
I wasn't going to bake but now that you said that I'm going to

>>75461142
>maybe as a rebound
so the timeline would correct itself even then? must be fate
>>75461745
it's okay shondo even if we were a rebound real husbands know better, all 6 of us

>>75462035
Im a real husband but you will never name me

>>75461891
The shogger mindset in a singular post

i hate shoggers, i hate shoggas, shondo is alright but i wish she streamed more

i tolerate shoggers, i like shoggas, i love shondo

>>75462068
it's a good thing i only had myself in mind when i guessed that number, so you're number 2 literalwhochama

>>75462198
thank you :D

i love love love love love love love love shondo, and try to ignore the rest of you
i hope she is feeling better and got enough to eat since the last update, im very worried about her

>>75461630
>shondo squirting
hot, but impossible

>>75461519
will partytime to this later
hope shondo sees this post and smiles

>>75462316
Shondo would 100% piss herself the first time shes fucked

I used to like shoggas but now I despise them. You guys are extremely cringe and I hate how you guys are such clingy attentionwhores. I started muting everyone I see on my TL being cringe while talking about her. It's funny how you guys are hoping she might stalk her and even if there's a slight chance she does, she'll probably cringe at you too.

>>75462305
>the husband is more worried than the wife
i think you need to "worry" about her seeing you as subhuman

happiest moment of my life
https://files.catbox.moe/f8kx66.mp3

>>75462402
groomer coded post

>>75462402
she might stalk you*

>>75462429
This marashon followed by valentines day was a perfect combo that made me fall in love with her all over again

>>75462429
This was good. I need to remember these moments.

>>75462402
Weird post but unmute me shogga, I post good stuff too

>>75462409
whats subhuman about being worried for your precious wife who is feeling very ill and needs to be taken care of?

Would she feel better if I sent her a pic of my cock?

>>75462429
She thinks kisses aren't romantic. Please delete this and correct your attitude.

>>75462654
Unironically? Probably, it would make her laugh and remember old times. She might even draw on it

>>75462402
>cringe in this relationship
try harder groomer
>>75462577
nothing, that's just how she will feel about you because you're this worried about it and you practically can't do anything to help her.
alright that's probably not true but if you want to help her you can start by not posting about how much her condition is troubling you and end your posts at "i hope she is feeling better"

>Ignoring the problem is good
Typical Shogga attitude.

>>75462429
that was cute. i understand she has low loveydovey stamina and has her own ‘serious’, but stuff like that warm my heart and make me want to hug her til i die. can’t help but selfishly hope they happen more often.
(although isolated and out of context, it’s a weird soundclip lol you gotta know she’s talking to our son)

>>75462491
which marashon was this again? i keep thinking bladerunner but that feels wrong.

>>75463430
The disney watchalong

>>75463447
ty

last for marrying the cutest woman on earth and protecting her smile forever

chibi shondo my beloved

>>75463164
right now when she's in a depressive phase and won't or can't do what's best then bringing it up constantly can only hurt, wait until she feels better and then make your posts about her dumb health choices. and make them at least 3x niser than they were going to be
start with the easy ones like being a vegetarian but having horrible nutrition or something like that, that way you will know there's no good in pestering her about her shortcomings every day
i'll be trying with you too occasionally tbf