/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

Okaerinasai
https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career:
https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=16270
https://youtu.be/YDE376Lqjn8?t=9644

So which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

Sex with a fembud.

never reading
I LOVE GURA!!

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

... I wouldn't mind writing something lovey-dovey for Gura...

Im sorry chumbuds but gura...
Is gay

>>75392147
What else is new? That has been known since 2019

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

>>75392958
Yeah, i will be there

What shitty bait

>>75393211
Please show your bushy pucci.

>>75392938
Gura debuted in 2020

>>75393537
So?

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

MY wife

MY Gurandma.

>>75393580
But how would i do that when i am ugly, have a small dick, rarely go outside due to illness & i am poor. Gura expecsting way to much of me

I just watched a video of a guy cleaning out yellowjackets from a girls house after they came from her ceiling and they stung her in her sleep. I hope Gura figured out her yellowjacket problem..

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>75394779
Semen

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Baguraette honhonhon

Baglette lonlonlon

I just the whole gura

>>75394779
samen

>>75395088
tore that mfer up

Gura let me violate you
Gura let me desecrate you
Gura let me penetrate you
Gura let me complicate you

Gura broke apart my insides
(Help me) Gura got no soul to sell
(Help me) the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself

Gura wanna fuck me like an animal
Gura wanna feel me from the inside
Gura wanna fuck me like an animal
Guras whole existence is flawed
Gura get me closer to God

Are you a chumbabooey?

Wife soon?

horf horf horf I think that she forgor that she's a streamer

Is Gura a fembud?

Day 15! Give it up for day 15!

>>75394374
>*Lo touchõ*

>>75395774
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy is gone...

>>75395774
Oui oui monsieur

Maxg oy laffe roqk g ywaoyne vkgin

Clue: ggg

Gurass

>>75397667
SNIFFFFF

Are we all creepy perverts?

I CAN'T STAND READING THESE SAME RETARDED POSTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN

>>75395774
Yes I am and I WANT MY MOMMY BACKKKKK!!!!!
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

thoughts on Gura giving head?

slop slop slop
https://litter.catbox.moe/oyq7tr.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/43onw8.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/08x3cs.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/mnwaq5.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/tluu9l.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/qpot0i.png

>>75398322
HNNNNNNNNNGH, SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGS

>>75398279
Then don't read them...?

>>75398357
very plump, is this what architectbuds crave?

>>75398357
They weren’t kidding when they said science was a cold hearted bitch with a 14 inch strapon

I have just finished cumming inside of gawr gura

>>75398865
I would not be surprised if one of these kind of posts are actually true, that they are "trolling" us after their sexytime

>>75398983
Yeah, me.

>>75398983
Well, it is my ritual post, after all...

>>75399106
After ritual sex with Gura, right?

what would it smell like
what would it taste like

Guys! I figured out why Gura keeps disappearing for long periods of time without any signs of life. She found a real life version of the Skip Button from The Stanley Parable, and has become addicted to pressing it over and over again. So what's been several days, weeks, or months for us has only been a few seconds for her.

>>75399194
Fish.
Poison.

>>75399183
Why else would I make such a declaration every thread, silly chum

>>75399194
Gura
Gura

Are chumbuds ok?

but doctor... I am Gura

>>75399426
Tell me what you cherish most and give me the pleasure of taking it away

Gura
Wife

Gura
Gurandma

>>75399514
Gura, but you already succeeded it seems.

i need a cute shark maid to laze around the house while i do her job for her

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>75400131
You want to be my personal sex pet?

>>75400757
If that's what it takes to have my own personal Gura

>>75399430
no...

>Gawr: Hello, sister.
>Gura: This is not between us Gawr.
>Gawr: Isn’t it? You were always Poseidon’s favorite.
>Gura: The air above affects your thinking sister, Poseidon has no favorites.
>Gawr: Think about it sister. While I was stuck cleaning the augeon stables he chose you to destroy bloop.
>Gura: …
>Gawr: Not convinced? How about this? While you were crowned the God of Idols, I was sent to find an apple. They called them labors. Hah!
>*Sizing up Gura*
>Gawr: Perhaps he did allow me to kill the nemean lion, but he made your name known amongst the people. A great singer. A predator made a hero. A woman made an Idol.
>But this time sister, this time I will destroy you. Call it my thirteenth and final labor. Soon I will be an Idol and claim the throne for myself.
>Gura: You aspire to be an Atlantean, but their rein is ending Gawr.
>Gawr: We’ll see about that

didn't read gawr and gura should have sex

I thought chumbuds had finally accepted that ame was cute but actually I just clicked on global for a moment

>>75401725
yeah with me

>>75401930
Gurame cute

>>75401007
Cool, bend over fembud

>Female gura fans want to be gura or fuck gura
>Other female fans want to be friends with their oshi
Why the difference

>>75402668
What side is chumbieprime on

>>75381530
https://youtu.be/47dUc4iMAvQ
This post conjured memories of the sequel to Phantom of the Opera, all these years later
And yes, it sounds weird but Phantom of the Opera has a sequel
I wonder if Gura would like Phantom of the Opera

>>75402434
>fembud
lol
lmao

>>75401725
Why does Gura like incest?

>>75402932
SELFcest
Incest would imply they're sisters, but they're actually the same person
And also because it's really hot

>>75400384
>*Le touché*

>>75402668
Gura is pure sex, which empathically awakens the primal female breeding instinct in other females. If a fembud were Gura, pure sex that she is, then they would be endlessly engulfed in a forest of shrimp dicks and drown in a sea of shirako, which their wombs are programmed to want; on the other hand, if THEY were to sex Gura, this would bring them into proximity to all of the shrimp dick and shirako Gura would still be constantly getting, meaning they would get some second-hand because they are inevitably throw themselves into the crossfire as girl number 2 in the gangbang
>>75402740
Well, she already is friends with Gura, so having gotten a taste, she now logically wants to take it to the next level. Chumbie Prime is also pure sex in her own right, after all

Serious question.
Do you think Gura is happy?

>>75402740
Okayu schlicks to gura

>>75403863
Serious answer:
No. Not a chance in hell.
I think it's blindingly obvious that there's something deeply wrong with her deep down - which is tragically common and only to be expected, considering the generation she's part of and her place within internet culture. Whatever that something is, it's probably why she can't bring herself to stream with the same frequency as she used to, even if she was telling the truth about things getting a lot better back in January
And it's also why I laugh hysterically when cuckposters insist that she must have found "other people she actually cares about" to spend her time with instead. Honestly, it would probably be better if she had, as the far more likely alternative is way, way darker imo. But leave it to cuckposters to be painfully fucking naive and willfully blind to the simplest, most obvious, most parsimonious explanation for what's going on right in front of all of our faces

>>75403029
>Same person
How did Gawr knock on Gura’s door and sing for us then?

What were Gura’s first 2 hiatuses? Was it the house hunting arc, and then the sonic stream PC crash?

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume.

>>75404731
Retard

>>75404502
They're the same person but they split due to magic bullshittery and are now two people but also the same person

Please call me a retard.

>>75404985
Ham buga

>>75402778
idk, but she sang songs from it before

>>75404985
Furor

>>75404456
well that's depressing...

Would anyone here be up for a gaming night? Maybe this or next weekend? ggg cumbuds playing EE2, AoE1/2, WoW classic, TF2, CS GO, anything else? Would be fun with a ggg gaming night i think

>>75404908
We call the existence of twins biology gandalf

>>75405340
Take heart, chumbie. All of us are faced with hardship in this life that we might grow, cultivate virtue, and refine our spirits for the world to come.
I have no doubt that those of us who were chosen for this time and place in human history were put here for a reason, and that we have a particular destiny in store for us. Someone as special as Gura, most of all.
Keep her in your prayers tonight. I certainly will be.

im surprised you guys are still around
though judging by the post frequency, barely

>>75405519
I’m pretty shy desu

>>75405519
I like the idea chumbie but getting /ggg/ together to do something is pretty tough

>>75405519
t. weekend nightshiftbud, I'd be up for some AoE2 (even though I'm trash at it lmao) but unfortunately my schedule makes weekends impossible
At the very least I would be /here/ to cheer you guys on, gl getting a party together

>>75405519
What about wc3 customs?

>>75406243
I've got nowhere else to go, my ritualposts have caused me to grow attached to the thread, and frankly my abnormally strong sense of loyalty and savior complex have gotten me invested in the shark girl's progress and ultimate fate

Maybe we can all just play candy crush or PvZ on our phones and then post in here our progress

>>75404456
I fully believe that she doesn't stream anymore because she's the type to get bored and move on, not because of le depression. She's never been one to fully commit to something.

>>75405519
Maybe this will give the schizos a hobby

>>75406905
>Because she's the type to get bored and move on
>Not because of le depression
You say this as though they are two separate things

Have you guts considered maybe it’s because she is “quiet quitting”? A lot of her generation is doing that, even me lol.

you see, chumbies, you're not dealing with the average atlantean warrior anymore... I am a super atlantean!

lots of tornadoes again tonight

>>75406782
>sample
>Gabby

>>75407081
yes anon, you dont have to be depressed to have a short attention span.

>>75407257
for what? you think cover is paying her badly or something? I doubt that

>>75407257
no, I haven't considered that

>>75407700
Not that they don’t pay enough, just that they’re asking her to do a bunch of things that she’s not on board with. It’s what’s happening to me.
>Oh so now you’re telling me I have to do this this and this? Ok, well I guess I won’t be able to do this and that anymore. I mean, this IS what they’re telling me to do anyways.

>>75408040
ok? but that doesn't hurt cover at all, only the fans get shafted

If Gura is really as the schizos say may god strike them down where they stand.

>>75408311
Likewise, I’m not doing this to hurt my corporation. I just rather do something else with my time on this earth.

>>75408040
I'm sure their golden goose has at least some say in what she does. If she's actually quiet quitting then its not really doing anything thus far.

>>75407581
Sorry bud I was distracted by... other things
>>75407700
>You don't have to be depressed to have a short attention span
She was pretty dedicated to her job for two years though? So clearly getting bored would not be the consequence of a "short attention span" in this case

Chumbie

>>75408870
What

im a bit confused. does this girl stream?

Sometimes I say the word chumbie to myself and realize how cute the name is. Gura is a cute savant

I want to do this to Gura, is that to much to ask?

I really fackin want some peppyroni pizza

>>75408592
Two years is not a long time for a streamer. Usually it takes them that long to stop being a literal who, and the bigger ones have been going for like 6+ years. Not counting corpos of course, since they pretty much just give you an audience for free and there's alot of quitting due to drama.

I want some BBQ Chicken pizza

>>75407257
she doesnt hate hololive and you hate your job

>>75409979
Mmmmmm with some pineapple too

>>75409979
is that a pube

>>75409979
Im a big fan of jalapeno in my pizza

>>75409891
Which is why I would consider being a streamer - at all - to be mutuall exclusive with just being the type to naturally have a short attention span. Like, compare this to every time I've ever tried anything of the sort (and the majority of other /here/lizards I'm sure), which resulted in me only lasting for like, two weeks to a month at most?
I guess you could argue that the fact that she was a) in Hololive of all things, and b) the BIGGEST in Hololive, would be a pretty significant motivator, but the job also comes with a lot of Japanese corpo red tape and perms autism that surely would've made her give up a lot sooner if it really was a simple matter of a short attention span
All in all, it really would just make a lot more sense for her to be neurotic, dopagenically fried by the internet and demoralized by the modern trend of pervasive nihilism, just like 99.99% of people in her age category (especially women)

>>75410102
Either that or beard hair either way don’t trust who made that

>>75410102
>>75410977
It's a strand from the fucking husk on the corn you uneducated trash-people. I am always surprised how little people know what food actually looks like before they get cut up and package into supermarket packages/containers

>>75410102
>>75410977

>>75411238, Thank you brother I was about to post this but I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt. Should they even call themselves chumbies if they don't know that simple fact about corn?

>>75411238
I’ve never seen corn hair before. Pretty sure this is some type of fungus.

I like corn :3

>>75408870
Hello

Who the fuck puts a whole corn cob in their pizza??

>>75411466
I didnt know I needed to know about corn to graduate from chumbie school

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I really need to buy a pillow for my dakimagura

I really should take my dakimagura out of the packaging

>>75410577
If you remember she used to talk about all the things she wanted to do back then, like meet her senpai, make new friends, appear on stage, etc. I feel like two years is about right in scale when it comes to her more or less doing all that and feeling like she did everything she set out to accomplish and then getting bored like someone 200 hours into a minecraft world.
I guess yeah calling it low attention span would be incorrect if her goal was not to be a streamer but to experience being in Hololive.

>>75411823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6lnSnqn3Uc
At about 33:50, it'll be on test.

Gura
Daughterwife

>doomposting

>shitposting

>>75412394 (me)
God damn I stayed watching this. She's so cute, she has to be some darpa experiment.

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>>75412579
GET DOWN GURA!

dino gura is muckspreading

>>75407257
>Have you guts considered maybe it’s because she is “quiet quitting”?
Malicious compliance is the more accurate term where Gura is doing the minimum required by her contract. While that is allowed that doesn't look good for Hololive since minimum effort isn't going to convince that many new viewers to become chumbies.

Love the dum shark child

>>75412579
Aim better next time.

Anyone on tornado watch tonight? I hate when my family makes me stay up all night on tornado watch duty. But somebody’s gotta do it

>>75412226
A life defined by this habit can only ever lead to pervasive loneliness, lack of fulfilment, and regret.
He said knowingly.

>>75414072
I had storms earlier, looking clear for me tonight. This storm season has been crazy so far.

>>75414181
Same here too. The storm about a month ago totaled my car from hail damage. Definitely an intense year so far

gura has to play the crab dark souls game or else

would gura like Headbangers?
or it would be baby mode for her

>>75414181
i still need to till my garden but it's been raining/storming for 7 day straight

>>75411782
I want to smell and taste that corn

I want to kiss Gura on the lips.

>>75416606
same desu all 6 of them...

I'm gonna eat a buncha nanners and no one's gonna stop me

fuck Gura I love Gabby now

>>75417918
Oyasame

>>75406793
>progress
I'm not much of a phone gamer, but I can post my progress from my OSRS main
Easily the game I've put more time into than any other and I'm not even maxed lol

>>75417918
sleep tight buddy

>>75417918

What is all the fuss about?

>>75406793
Sorry chumbie. I’ve always been a singleplayer kind of person. I’m bad with people even over the internet

Stop listening to her tummy!!!

>>75418791
I want to see a lewd edit of this.

Gura cucked you all for bloop

>>75417918
sharkdreams

I like cute images of my daughterwife.

>>75418352
I haven't played for 2 or 3 years but this is how far I made it before I quit.

My loins have a mighty need for Gura's cunny.

I really miss you Gura

>>75419489
Not bad tbdesu
Looks like you made quite the time investment and got decently far yourself, bud. May I ask what made you quit? Mid-late game too grindy, update you disliked, couldn't afford membership, something else?

>>75414326
just got to make her believe it's a baby game similar to kirby and she might be on board

>>75419808
I think I just burned out on it, I wasn't having fun so I RMT'd my bank, which was like a twisted bow+300m, got a few hundred dollars and started playing other games, I've been playing Black Desert mostly since then.

>>75420285
Ahh I see, you are the Black Desert bud
How sad is it that your bank at peak would have been worth over double what mine is now lmao

>>75407501
super pooper scoopers are just lerginda

>>75420378
Tbf my favorite part of osrs was just grinding out combat/slayer. I ran some kind of semi-afk alt most of the time I was playing, either a wyvern alt, or those black dragons that you can mage pray under that bank in kourend, or rune dragons.

>>75420710
you'll see freezy-pop. I'm stronger than an ant, if an ant was This big!

>>75420746
Ahhh makes sense. I only decided to make alts somewhat recently, it's nice because now I have three accounts to afk on while I'm at work
Is Black Desert the sort of game you can afk a lot in?

>>75420851
Heh heh heh

>>75420897
Black desert lets you be a lot more afk, it has a lot of skills you can train, which range from not having to touch your keyboard for 15-90 minutes for some, all the way up to like a full day+ they don't make nearly as much as actively killing stuff for money, like if I train horses over night, which is what I usually do, it's close to around an hours worth of actual grinding, but it adds up over time. Over there I'm basically capped on gear and just prepping money for when new items come out, the combat is really fun, it's kind of like a 3d fighting game.

>>75420914
*pulls hands slightly farther apart* nyeh

>>75421174
EHHHH
You're just fucking with me!

Goob morning

>>75421307
Her pajamas are very cute. I love my daki.

i accidentally clicked /lit/ instead of /fit/
i could feel my testosterone levels dropping...

>>75407501
*cuts ur tail*

>>75421451
>Not /fit//lit/
Grim

>>75421222
>caca-carrot cake when I- when I was just a little boy, he- He didn't invite me to his birthday party!
YOU MONSTER FRISBEE!

>>75421494
but now I can't show you my giant monkey form

Speaking of monkeys; why doesn't Gura like monkeys? What have they ever done to Gura?

>>75422283
her wife doesn't like them either

Does Gura go to church regularly?

Gura~

>>75422769
>church
s/church/synagogue

>>75422870
Gura>synagogue>"fuck you optics"
Ohh googoo you steal my heart.

Gura is MY wife.

Child

soon...
we'll get it this time...

NOW
LAST POST GETTO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPKuMcTIFUM

uuuuuh I just got this recommended

*farts*

>>75424180
retard

>>75424184
probably watching too many gachimuchi videos

Marry Gura if last

>>75424227

Yeah me

So long suckers I am marrying Gura