/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Pipkiss

Jelly is...

I'm going to find Pippa and _________

I love Shiina!

Nigger

>Posts Runie in your thread
Heh.

I want to sniffa the Pippa

Pippa’s soda pot belly~

>>75391333
>>75385679

>>75391301
Why does she do these things? Does she know what effect she has on people?

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

DIZZY LOVE

>>75391208
dumb frogposter

>senzawa is done for
What did Filian mean by this?

I want Tenma's "we are looping" as a soundpost

>>75391354

>>75391392
Filian just released her diss track of her

Uhh bros why is Sakana in regular contact with Filian?

PIPPA LOVE

>>75391457
To pay her of course.

i think 10ma and filian should fuck and that i should be the sole observer

>>75391354
Bars blastin Tenma out the gate

Phasers are the best livers.

>>75391392
>>75391424
If Senzawa made a comeback Filian would quickly find herself as #2.

I wish Lumi would graduate. I'm so fucking tired of going through the cycles of loving her, then hating her, then loving her only to hate her again the week after.

>>75391457

>>75391457
He gives her free merch that ships in under a week and they laugh about the others who aren't so lucky

Unironically how would the thread react if they signed Filian as an invader?

>>75391457
Filian is trying to buy Pippa's IP from Phase.

>Filian is on calls with Sakana
it's so phaseover
she's invaaaaading

Can you imagine Pippa's reaction if all the big indies that she's friends with are all on fishman's payroll to stream with her and boost her numbers?

i miss...

>
If Filian invades I'll drop Phase I swear

>>75391519
>that's just like your opinion man
I know that's a Big Lebowski reference but I swear I've seen it multiple times in /lig/

>>75391525
Fedposting

>>75391517

>>75391525
The third worlders would blow up this thread shitposting on overdrive

Babymaking sex with Filian

>>75391525
Negatively. Go look at /lig/, they will be here forever and the collab begging before will look like nothing in comparison.

>>75391601
In her huge ass?

Sakana should sell the PISS of the talents

Lumi is being really bitchy today. I bet she is going to masturbate with her vibrator after this to calm down

>>75391649
>today
lmao

Half of you want to have baby making sex with filly and the other half want absolutely nothing to do with her and I find that really interesting.

>>75391668
Why is that so interesting?

>>75391668
It simple. One half are fags. I want to punch her fartbox with my tongue desu.

I just wanted to let you guys know I will be jerking off to femboy blowjob porn. Have a good day.

>>75391668
Half of the population is based, and the other can’t stand filian

>>75391649
She streams too much, it can't be healthy

>>75391525
i may be retarded but isnt filian more or less "bigger" than phase itself?
at least she seems to have more reach, especially to normies

>>75391517
many such cases

>>75391649
Do you really think Lumi masturbates? Do you really think she owns a vibrator?

>why am i a cat

>>75391668
I would fuck her but ghost her afterwards and completely ignore her existence

>>75391668
I imagine she'd say some dumb shit during that would make you need to stop for a minute.

>>75391729
You can't say that and not post proof.

>>75391729

>>75391649
>>75391667
>>75391737
>>75391753
I bet Lumi has vaginismus, that would explain a lot about why she is the way she is.
That means she can only masturbate with her clit, not by inserting anything.

>>75391753
We've discussed which phaser here is a finger, vibrator, or dildo main, and shes firmly in the vibrator stacy box

>>75391729
Share the sauce brother

>>75391718
Or I'm not a whore and have zero interest in anyone besides my oshi.

>>75391729
im literally fapping to fat ass trap on coomer rn

File in, my wife is streaming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSCwJMwILP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSCwJMwILP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSCwJMwILP0

>>75391589
bitch you talk like they ain't here already? funny

>Tenma's not a real fox
why does she anti...

>>75391517

>>75391864
>Tenma's

>>75391851
Thank God, this shit is giving me AIDS

Should I start adjusting to my new home?

>>75391753
yeah me

>>75391921
What new home?

>spider kills wemi with his huge load
>spiderman kills mary jane with his huge load

>>75391885
dumb pankophile

>>75391851
Some of those new hongcouver builds are cardboard tier. I could hear conversations in my friend's apt

>>75391221
NOW (Literally right now)
Kaneko Lumi (16:00UTC | LIVE | XCOM)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Ember Amane (19:00UTC | LIVE | Will You Press The Button?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz4ScXM7lis
Tenma Maemi (21:00UTC | LIVE | Dating Advice w/ Filian)
https://www.twitch.tv/filian
Dizzy Dokuro (22:30UTC | LIVE | World of Horror)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSCwJMwILP0

SOON
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 2h20m | Investigating the effects of a good diet on depression)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a0i82tgDRk

LATER
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | 3h20m | Supermarket Simulator)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JooFt-xlsTg
Kaminari Clara (04:00UTC | 5h20m | Slideshow about Trip) Moved to tomorrow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch4eDtZ6ayQ
Kaminari Clara (09:00UTC | 10h20m | Collab w/ Reina)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j0QWdbY4UY
Kokoromo Memory (11:00UTC | 12h20m | Members Only: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Watchalong)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezfbmfVpNac
Gram Pico (12:00UTC | 13h20m | ARK, Boss Fights - Streamer Server)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bcphv-26OI
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 15h20m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Lumi, Rie & Uruka will be recreating and reviewing Girl Dinners on the 13th, submit here: https://forms.gle/Ny57tGtzoSyCGi4J8
>Airi *may* do a second stream
>Pico may guerilla ARK on the streamer server she joined on given any night
>Pico is taking submissions for a zatsu stream about nostalgic memories from when you were a student https://forms.gle/3cdfSbSDntF8AMmN6
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa & Michi

Isn’t Marvel Ape just Miles?

>>75391960
this thread

>>75391729
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2140784459?t=01h28m49s

Love opening twitch and having it play an ad for the ISP I already pay for

>>75391729
>no source
>no proof
fuck off back to the clubhouse

Fair warning guys, the likers are planing on having a big gay orgy as a way of getting back at us. They are really mad this time

https://twitter.com/kronometri/status/1788310578798502329

If phasers continue to collab with Filian the snackers will overtake this thread.

>>75392071
Well that depends, do you watch pink cat?

>>75392098
just get turbo bro

>>75392098
https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions/blob/master/full-list.md

https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs/status/1788320700438098127
kek

>>75392154
hah! maybe

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>75392155
I used to, I'm more of a snacka these days

>>75392155
pink cat sucks, grey Lumi is S tier though

>>75392182
stream?

catch

>>75392154
I doubt it. I honestly didn't even know Tenma was collabing with Filian until I saw the schedule post. Made me realize just how few Tenma posters there are.

/pcg/ how many pushups in a row can you do for you oshi? 55

>Actual brown zoomer faggots liking Filian
You fucking halfbred mutts should've been killed at birth holy fuck

>>75392154
I am here from the first collab with pippa

>>75392285

>>75392285

>>75392285

Just tuned in, how's the collab going?

Grey pride in Dizzy's stream.

Bring back the Lumi 2.0 model

>>75392338
Pretty great so far

>>75392182
all jokes aside that clip unironically makes me want to kill myself

>>75392310
Nice bait

>>75392285

>>75392285

>>75392126
that's a man

>>75392306
weird projection my snacka

>>75392358
It's fine Jerry, let's get married and I'll do it every day

>>75392285

>>75392358
>you'll never know that feel
same, bro, same...

>>75392182

Was Tenma going to call Andrew Tate a mutt?

[Dizzy News] She HATED The Giver

>>75392182

>>75392490
Correct take. The book was shit.

>>75392182
ok this is then thanks saya

>>75392154
They will be 3rd place behind Gumis at best, which is funny because they are like the 2024 version of /clg/ Gumis

monochrome makes dizzy more arousing

>>75392354
Are you sure? Did it just start?
Ngl it looks like 0 chemistry right now

>>75392358
yeah...

>>75392182

Dizzy is gross

I love watching my two favorite gremlins interact with each other

pedro bear my beloved

>>75392182
I can't open twitter for some reason
What's this about?

>Tenma LOVES /us/ now
It only took 3 years

>>75392181
THAT DOESNT FUCKING WORK STOP LINKING IT YES I TRIED IT A MILLION TIMES FUCK OFF

>lumi leaving early nowadays
rrats?

I like you, cocaine woman. Marry my son.

Victorian Ember outfit?

>>75392708
she's so fucking retarded

>>75392600
monochrome Dizzy looks good wtf

>i'm gonna show my HOLE smile :)
i love tenma

Are Filian and Tenma the same species?

>>75392600
how did she become monochrome

>hole smile
Tenma is so fucking cute wtf

>>75392708
is she doing actual pushups tho?

>>75392860
Oh, definitely.

>>75392182

>>75392766
Clip of a dude coming home every day from work to his wife waiting outside for him and they hug, it's like a full min compilation from a house camera. Saya captioned it "me and the fireflies that show up to stream"

>>75392766
Saya posting a cute wife and then being tsundere

Where is the JP coffee?

Where is my fucking Picoffee?

>>75392600
Her boobs honestly do look better like this

>>75392795
Proof?

>>75392950
Sorry Lumi but monochrome Dizzy has more soul

>>75392803
>[Deleted]
Zero janny bias btw

>>75392873
It's grey pride month

>>75392803
Keep your post up. Don't hide it out of shame.

Pippa will give you weak sons. Lumi will give you strong sons

Dizzy looks much better without the shitty boob shine.

[Tenma News]

She kissed a boy in kidnergarten then punched him.

>Dizzy talking about babies again

>>75393023
>>75393001
What did he imply?

>>75392950
rip. guess i have to find a new oshi now

>>75392797
nta, it works fine, you're the issue if you can't get it to work

Why did Filian earlier in the stream say that "Pippa wants Asmongold"???

>>75393001
he deleted it himself because it shows he's not actually watching the stream

>>75393097
>he doesn't know

brutalizing tenma in the ring until her little heart stops beating

>>75392947
>He hasn't drunk the Michi nectar or the Nasa sweetness or the Iori brew

Lumi is so retarded it's actually adorable. I think she might have actually gotten flustered. No wonder she is so nervous about people. It would be so easy to take advantage of her you'd have to be evil to do it. She needs to find herself a husband who is a good persom and can make enough money to keep her safe at home lol no wonder she isnt married yet - she has to be careful. She's so sweet I almost (almost) feel bad

>>75393069
>What did he imply?
Same thing he always does.

>>75392600
Honestly her model is fine without the rope. The rope covers the cleavage and makes it look like she has a uniboob.

>>75393140
this can't be real

>>75392981
She said the google doc thing was wholesome and sweet

Huh. Did we actually really full on break Lumi this time? Are you actually hurt lemon woman?

>>75393001
he self deleted because he got BTFO you tard

>>75393193
IIRC it was necessary because Youtube would flag her cleavage as R-18 otherwise

>>75393097
Asmongold likes bimbos

>>75393226
keke

Why is Dizzy such a selfloathing schizo? she does realize that in her ideal world, most things she enjoys and the people she loves would not exist, right?

>>75392860
>>75392910
that means they can have BABY

>>75393248
>>75393174
What happened?

>>75393276
Best to not take things she or the other girls say so seriously, bud. Just enjoy it for what it is.

>>75393193
What's with the funerary head dress

>>75393292
just a bit of miscommunication and then she worked herself into a fit

She added a maid stream for that maid day thing on Friday.

[Lumi News]

Fuck you, she is graduating.

Reminder that Lumi is a virgin.

>>75393276
Girls like to whine-yap, they don't actually hate all their friends

>>75393392
jeans

How much plastic surgery do you think Lumi has had

>>75393174
Gumi, this is dangerous levels of trusting.

this is some great advice

>>75393409
None, it's not that common

>>75393392
but i fucked her

>>75393405
You can't prove that.

>>75393364
I'm a bit scared.

I was looking forward to Lia eating dog food today, fuck

>>75391578
It's a meme, in the actual original sense of the word

[Lumi News] only one girl applied to the manager role

>>75392803
>gets btfo so hard he self deletes and then ramps up his cuckposting even further
oh I'm laffing at how pathetic these fags are

>>75393445
cope

[Lumi news] Only 1 female applied to be manager, and Lumi told Sakana to look on linkedin for a woman instead of taking applications

>>75391885
>Tenma is not a real fox
>Tenma's not a realy fox
checks out

seething femanon you could undermine and destroy phase if you apply

>>75393531
Just hire men and them things like phase wars wouldn't be a shit show

>>75393495
I wonder if it was MariMari

>>75393364
Do your worst evil woman

[Filian News] She is working on an event based on Five Nights at Freddy's where various guest Vtubers will play the roles of the animatronics

I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for

>>75393570
oh yeah kek

We love Filian

>>75393392
>he doesn't know about me, her secret husband

>>75391457
sakana is trying to get connections pulled for the 3 invaders he wants to debut later in the year

>>75393445
the only proof needed is how a single word will make you automatically cope

>>75392182
Honestly sounds tiring assuming it's actually every day. It probably isn't though.

>>75393569
Hire men and one or more of the talents becomes another Riro Ron

>>75393597
Can you draw?

>>75393597
weimar bros...

>>75393466
She's not doing it? That sucks. It all just tastes like wheat anyway

>>75393597
Welcome to like 80% of the population on this fucking planet
You have two options
1. focus on work and making money
oh wait that's not an option anymore nevermind
2. overindulge in consumption to briefly fill the emptiness inside you with every purchase
because what else are you gonna use that money on? a house? gifts for your partner?
lol
lmao

>>75393597
is goebbels a phase friend?

>>75393569
>Just hire men
t. groomer

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 6

>Pippa finally graduates
>tells us she's done with streaming
>her graduation stream surpasses 100,000 viewers witching live
>all the phase talents and phase friends stop in to say their good bye
>the day after graduation, Pippas PL channel schedules a stream
>200,000 people waiting for the stream to go live
>it's Rie using a cheaper replica of Pippas model
>she bought the channel off of Pippa
>Pippa commissioned the cheap copy of her model to throw in for free
>the next 4 hours is a mix of Rie trying her best to pretend she's Pippa, and the kayfabe breaking as she has a mental breakdown
Would it be kino?

>>75393597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBelvYeF440

>>75391578
Incredibly baffling post

>>75393797
>Would it be kino?
of the highest degree

>>75393597
damn, he just like me fr fr
you only have one choice at this point: try to write a novel.

This new costume is so fucking bad. She claims that she just wants to look cute and not sexual, but she looks like a cheap porn actress in this fake astronaut suit with ugly leather swimsuit underneath. Rad t-shirt was so much better.

>>75393597
Just start a cult, it's easy and fun.

>>75393717
postponed till next week

>>75393597
>was riding the wave of excitement in 2016
>enjoyed the chaos in 2020
>after 2021 it feels like each year becomes just marginally worse in a slow, crushing death like a bulldozer is running me over and I'm experiencing it in slowed time

>>75393867
I'm honestly not sure who you're talking about at this point

>>75393797
I don't like either one of them but wouldn't miss this for the world

God I love Filian, bros.

>>75393108
>>75393520
>>75393249
Samefag no one cares.

>>75393938
She's like an adorable trash panda

pippa is fat and ugly, she wastes time doomscrolling

>>75393630
>We

I fucking hate filian, bros.TNXKY

>>75393698
Eh, multiple girls are gay and haven't fucked eachother or the female managers, just having a man or two or around could help overall competence and stability. Just get some fat middle manager with a train In the loft type.

>>75393941

If I wrote a novel, would you read it bros?

>>75393941
sneed

We HATES Filian

>>75393597
I'm so excited about everything. Everything I try goes perfectly. I could go anywhere and do anything. I feel so energized. So far, I have found so many fulfilling purposes in life. I'm always eager to get out of bed in the morning. There's so much to live for

Phase does need another male manager who will do actual work, but they need to be old and married so there's no chance of impropriety. Women are too weak willed to stand up to the tiny tubby twinky chinky fish.

FUCK FILIAN

>>75394035
Write a xianxia

[Trouble News] I HAVE A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB

>>75391221
>>75392026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSCwJMwILP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSCwJMwILP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSCwJMwILP0

>>75392876
what is this body type called?

>>75394077
blonde vei is so fucking hot

>>75392182
I hate fireflies now

>>75394096
kys

>>75394021
Took you a bit to untick the others fag.

>>75393797
But why.

>>75394035
Write me a one paragraph short on Lumi fucking seething femanon so I can gauge your writing skills and then I'll let you know.

>>75394120
I've never met a good female manager.

>>75394021
only schizos use Photon

>>75393941
your point?

>>75393797
kinda cruel
but it would be really kino

>>75394011
TennesseexKentucky?

>>75394176
this is crazy
>>75380080

>>75394180
based af

>>75394203
WTF IS THIS SHIT?

>>75393941 (You)
actually, I DO care

>10ma casually confirms shes a furry
again

>>75394176
and pico viewers

>>75394113
I think it's usually referred to as pure sex

>Tenma crippling fear of men
Was this the hiring criteria for Gen 1?

I made every post in this thread and I love filian btw

>>75394260
Well yeah, why do you think her and Pippa were friends before phase? Pippa still needs a proper furry mode/model.

I am every anon ITT

>Halsin half naked
>filian: You are a sucker, tenma!
>10ma: Yeah I would

>>75391739
yeah, filian for sure is one of biggest indies around
she just has nothing to gain, fish would have to offer her a lot of $ to join and i doubt it calculates for him, better a lower revenue but with larger profit margins than going into negative with a potential of making it back later
such insane spending is how companies go under

I clicked off when they started actually talking about dating because this is pcg and I wouldn't betray my bros by having normie thoughts

>>75393725
>oh wait that's not an option anymore nevermind
???

>>75394113
huggable

Michi should be forced to collab with a jp talent every day for a month

so if i'm understanding this right, sexual harassment is a good ice breaker
good to know

>>75392182
>>75392766
If I have to suffer then you should to

>>75394363
>doubt it calculates for him
The man paid hand over fist to pay for every booth at offkai for clout. He'd do it for the attention it would bring phase if she'd agree.

>>75392182

>>75394294
Filian is fine, I learn how to backflip a year ago to feel worthy masturbating on her

where is Michi?

>>75394447
shes been sick, dont u read her tweets?

>>75394203
Are these people serious or do they actually believe that courts care about anti-male or anti-white discrimination? You need an undeniable in-writing admission of being fired for illegal reasons and proof of lost income as a result for them to even hear the case.

>>75392182
That's actually diabolical LMAO

>>75391457
>Uhh bros why is Sakana in regular contact with Filian?
he probably pays her for shilling PC so much

>apply for the managers position
>Get rejected
>Sue them out the ass
>Tell them I will accept a one on one session with Pippa as compensation
>Pippa turns up at a fancy hotel fish paid for
>Flick her nose and call her a dork
>Leave

>>75394443
>I learn how
You would be a /lig/ger wouldent you?

>>75394375
Based let us ascend to wizardhood together.

>>75391590
if she did a Lumi Loomsday skit as (You)r mom taking you shopping at the mall or something holy shit... I couldn't handle Lumilf

>>75394522
>Flick her nose and call her a dork
>leave
This would deal more long term mental damage to her than anything else you could do

>>75394096
>old and married
that would send Clara into overdrive

>>75394522
>Tell them I will accept a one on one session with Pippa as compensation
>Pippa turns up at a fancy hotel fish paid for
>tell her nice shoes
>leave

>>75392285

>>75394550
>she leaves you at the register to go get something from the deli right as your turn comes

filian?

>>75394523
I may be esl but at least I'm not brown

>>75394403
housing prices higher than the loans banks are willing to give single men
rent taking up at least a third of your wages
exponentially increasing living costs
stagnating wages in pretty much every sector
inflation making everything even more expensive
age of retirement rising every few years
do i need to go on

>>75394632
>where's your mommy
>flirting with the butcher lady that already has kids

>>75394550
>she picks out clothes for you and forces you to model them

>>75393597
Goebbelsbros...

Why was she talking about a smoke detector? I didnt hear anything...

>>75394709

>>75394700
Stop moaning and try harder

>15 hours since last Pico stream
I'm not feeling good...

>>75394709
How would you feel if you had heard the smoke detector?

>>75394432
yeah and filian would be still be many times more expensive, her contract obviously would have be in few milion $ a
nd phase has 1mln$ yearly budget if i got what fish said right, that would mean he has to pocket it or cut all other projects for other talents

>>75394700
I don't get it, you're just listing reasons to
>focus on work and making money
even more

>>75393597

>tenma gets left on read by vedal every time she dms him

>>75394783
Not to mention the large amount of money fish need to throw for filian projects

>yuniluna in filian's chat

>Guys just want a home that's a woman
If Likers, Bitos and other assorted homosexuals all woke up as (non-troon) women, what would /pcg/ turn into?

>>75394700
>housing prices higher than the loans banks are willing to give single men
Move somewhere cheaper or earn more money. They don't give a fuck if you're single or male, it's your income and down payment.

>>75394919
Who?

>>75394709
>>75394737
>>75394780
I don’t get the thing about niggers and smoke detectors.

>>75394927
>Guys just want a home that's a woman
What does that even mean? Do I live in her vagina?

>>75394927
Mass suicide as the likers reject their lack of penis and fleshposting as the bitos show off everything.

>>75394919
Hoo?

>>75394902
yep, if a company cant fit its acquisition within its revenue flow then its a literal suicide, it would kill phase financially for years

>>75394927
>>75394977
Homie*

>>75394792
>mammonry has lead you here, worship harder
Are you Asian

>>75394792
>focus and work harder
>be given more responsibility
>pay does not match increased responsibility or time investment
>get new job
>higher pay, higher tax bracket, have to move to a more expensive area
>end up making less
>watch as your country gives out hundreds of billions to foreign states
>everything costs even more
I'd rather leechmax and make unreported income on side projects

>>75394780
I'd change the battery?

>>75394978
>fleshposting as the bitos show off everything.
So nothing changes?

I'll have a very good Pico songpost as soon as my free credits on suno replenish.

>>75394970
They infamously don't change the batteries and somehow ignore the beep every 30 seconds for their entire life. It happens a lot in videos and on voice chat.

>>75394919
isnt she a vtwerter?

>>75394927
>Mass influx of women who will inevitably become seething femanons
Truly a grim prospect

>>75394977
Home and house are not the same thing, anon...

>>75394919
Why would you lie?

>>75394749
>help, i can't breath in this enclosed room that has limited oxygen
>HAVE YOU TRIED BREATHING BETTER???
thank you for your advice
>>75394792
working two extra days a week will accomplish nothing but give me a little more money at the end of the month with which i still can't afford anything
>>75394933
>Move somewhere cheaper
there are no jobs in cheaper areas, anon
>or earn more money
oh yeah, let me just pluck some more money from the money tree
>They don't give a fuck if you're single or male
why the fuck am i even replying to you retards who have no idea how he world works
whatever, this is offtopic anyway

I'm going to become a bfe vtuber and milk fujos dry, yes that includes Pippa and Lia the man hungry dweebs

>>75394927
rape capital of /vt/

>>75394919
there's a YuYuna or something and you read it wrong

>>75395055
Lmao that’s hilarious.

Would (You) let Filian put you on your ass?

>>75395126
skinwalking whore that yuyuna

>at a party with Hime and some bitos
>let Hime order the pizza
>30 minutes later the pizza arrives
>it's one box of pizza
>Hime comments on how the pizza guy is hot
>"Do you fellas order the big sausage pizza?"
>a bito speaks up and says yeah
>the pizza guys enters the house and approaches the bito
>"Well I think you're gonna like stuffing your face with this"
>he opens the box to reveal his erect penis is going through a hole in the box and the pizza
>Hime bursts into excited squeals and claps
>the bito reluctantly puts the pizza mans penis in his mouth and gives a terrible blow job
>the bito takes a fat load in his mouth and he promptly spits it on the pizza
>this continues with every bito there draining the pizza guys balls with their mouths
>the pizza man then puts the pizza on a table and leaves
>the cum on the pizza is starting to dry and just looks like an extra cheesy pizza
>Hime cheerfully cuts the pizza and eats a slice

>>75395029
Hairy ass and small penis has a bit of different reaction here than breasts

>>75395094
Woman HATE!

[Dizzy News] She's gonna corrupt your girlfriend.

>>75394927
>>Guys just want a home that's a woman
Yes? If my gf would be just a hole I can fuck I might as well just hire an escort
Would be much cheaper long term

>>75395055
I asked a black dude once and he said he didn't know you only have to change the batteries and thought you have to change the entire thing.

Isn't Lia basically just a homie that's a woman?

That's actually not a bad idea Tenma, the fuck

>>75395055
>don't change the batteries
I had to change a battery recently... until I saw how fucking expensive 9volts are and then I just disconnected the thing so no more chirp and no one is any the wiser. The only one I plan to keep active is the one with a carbon monoxide sensor by my bedroom.

>>75395174
On the topic of this, all femanons need to post tits or gtfo.

Pippa should use my face as a footrest while she streams

>>75395018
>>75395021
>>75395108
I don't know what to tell you guys. I am a retard with no college degree, and make more money than I know what to do with. If anything I have the opposite issue - I could work harder and earn but there's no impetus to so I'm left with a lot of time to self-reflect.
And this is not a brag about wealth, I barely make six figures in (fucking leafbucks).

Isn't there some laws against not hiring based on their gender? How does the fish get away with his harem?

>>75395188
Dizzy would be a pretty good sisterwife.

>>75391457
vtuber awards, collabs and probably a starforge sponsorship

>>75395217
That’s Tenma

>>75395265
Just wait until you turn 40
Manual labour fucks you up for life

Why so many fucking collabs today?

>>75394927
I want a girl that is essentially a mother towards me. Loving, pampering, fawns and fusses, compassionate, and wants nothing more than for you to be happy while also pushing you to achieve your goals and dreams.

>>75395346
I'm a desk jockey

>>75395217
A plap-homie?

>>75395332
This. Tenma would be peak homie. No one here would actually date her, right?

>>75395217
My nigga in Christ she plays FNAF and Twisted Wonderland, whatever the fuck that even is

Cursing myself with forbidden magicks so I can turn into a cat and become Runie’s pet!

>>75395286
There are also laws for race based, but plenty of companies that are all Indian/Chinese/etc. It only goes one way

>>75395374
Without a college degree?
Be honest, what age are you? Over 35?

>>75395391
I'm intrigued, it's worth a shot

>>75395374
You're on borrowed time before someone realizes that your job is superfluous.

>>75395393
Disney's answer to anime

>>75395391
I used to want to, but she REALLY doesn’t want to be seen that way so my interest faded